#can u cuss in tumblr tags by the way...

[yang4ever]

guys i am WINNING !!!

i gained my first follower after posting my introductory draft that ive been holding onto since like june 23

dudee if ur seeing this hiiiii

[trashyeggroll]

I posted 4,121 times in 2022

438 posts created (11%)

3,683 posts reblogged (89%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@thundergrace

@glyphsmash

@trashyeggroll

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@cleverclara

I tagged 936 of my posts in 2022

#asks - 272 posts

#new amsterdam - 87 posts

#new amsterdam spoilers - 81 posts

#xwp - 50 posts

#leyren - 36 posts

#atgtyh - 34 posts

#trashy writes - 23 posts

#lauren bloom - 22 posts

#leyla shinwari - 16 posts

#cats - 14 posts

Longest Tag: 119 characters

#love the idea of laying in a f u to canon by having gabrielle explain eve didn’t see gabs love for her in the flashback

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

My uncle Quang went missing on a mountain last month and is presumed to have died in a rock slide. It’s very likely we will never get his body back, based on where he is believed to have fallen. He was the first known Vietnamese man to summit three of the world’s 7 biggest summits. He climbed Denali in the USA, Kilimanjaro in Tanzania, Aconcagua in Argentina, and Mont Blanc in Western Europe.

Anyway I’m not posting about this for sympathy or donations, but because before he died, he saved his brother (my other uncle)’s life with a bone marrow transplant. Out of seven siblings, Quang was the only match. So there’s something additionally offensive to the idea that we will never get his body back.

When we were waiting on the results, there was a lot of anxiety surrounding the possibility of no familial matches, because having recent ancestors in common is the next best pool of genetics to tap for a match: Vietnamese, Lao people, Cambodians, Hmong people. Unfortunately, in the United States, the number of Southeast Asians in the bone marrow registry is critically low.

And guess what? We can fix that! There are a few options/registries out there, and if you are able to be a registered potential donor, you’ll have the chance to save a life. It’s also way easier than climbing a 19,000’ mountain.

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1,031 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#4

well hello

1,092 notes - Posted May 6, 2022

#3

look at these meatballs 😭

this is your annual kitten season reminder that if u don’t fix your pets i will look for you, i will find you, and i will connect you to a low cost spay/neuter clinic

1,237 notes - Posted March 16, 2022

#2

Paper Girls said, what if instead of an adult learning to be kind to their child self, the child self showed up and just cussed you out

1,969 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

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87,194 notes - Posted March 13, 2022

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[haetkeeper]

this vid :( you’ve worked hard channie <\3 thank you for all that you do for us

Battery

idol!hc / fem reader

about 1.5k words idk tbh

tags — established relationship

smut — heavy petting, oral!male receiving, nipple play, handjob, blowjob, dirty language, cussing, slight pussy play.

much needed fluff — reader is caring for bf haechan <3

this is my first ever write on tumblr, and i’m pretty new, so i’m sorry if it’s similar to anyone else’s work here on tumblr! feel free to message me with requests or just anything to be honest! feedback is welcome, thank u :D

———★———★———★———★———★———

you check your watch quickly, finding annoyance in how slowly the taxi driver is escorting you across the city.

it’s that time of year where both you and your boyfriend haechan grow busy with work schedules, hectically attempting to see one another at any less bustling moment.

though you’ve gotten the hang of things by now, this Spring will be your third one spent with the shining star that is lee haechan. and the two of you have grown quite skilled with spontaneous timing, whether it be for late night snack dates, or quickies in the changing room. you’ll always find time for one another, no matter how busy either of you are.

at the SM building you’ve arrived just in time to catch the tail end of dream’s dance practice. chenle’s voice carries down the hallway, and you smile at the energy it holds. he sounds excited, as does the choreographer, who instructs the dreamies to run through the bridge and chorus one last time.

you peek through the glass window, taking in seven figures who jump into action as soon as the song booms through the speakers. a staff member smiles at you and gently opens the door, waving you inside.

the choreographer shouts demands, and your eyes quickly find your boyfriend, who follows through with what his instructor asks—flawlessly at that.

his red and black hair flops around while his tan skin glows with a sweaty dew. body moving with precision, he hits each and every beat in powerful strides, showing off his beautiful pelvic line when he extends a leg out to the side.

the choreographer praises haechan loudly, before moving his attention elsewhere, and a grin sneaks it’s way onto your face. an ace is what he is.

though your expression of happiness is short-lived, when the music stops, and so does haechan. each of the dreamies hang their heads in exhaustion, haechan in specific hurling over to lean on his knees, obviously weak and even in the slightest bit of pain. your heart drops, and feet begin to move, practically on their own.

“hey,” you coo, grabbing onto haechans cheeks, damp with sweat and burning up into your skin. “hi.” his heavy eyes focus on your face and his lips curl into a half smile, the least he could muster while panting oh-so hard. “you did so well.” you praise.

you grab onto his toned arm and place it over your shoulder for support, “do you have a drink?” you glance around the room, rubbing his tummy through his t-shirt.

“my iced americano.” he points at the grande starbucks cup placed quaintly in front of the mirror. sighing loudly as if talking is even too much of a task for him now in his tired state.

you scoff out a laugh and shake your head in dissatisfaction. “can we get a water?” you call, and a female staff member quickly brings over a cold bottle.

it isn’t long before you’re in the car, and just a few minutes away from the dorms, nursing your depleted haechan of his cold water bottle, making sure every last drop of hydration can find its way into his system.

as soon as he walks through the door of the dorms, he carelessly drops his backpack to the floor and strips himself of his t-shirt, which also finds itself in the middle of the floor. you smile to yourself and pick up his things while trailing after him, thankful for the both of you to now be in his place of rest.

“how was schedules?” taeyong asks from the kitchen, watching a youtube video and preparing a meal. haechan mumbles an unintelligible response and you smile at the older member, ensuring him that it was fine.

flopping into bed, your boyfriend groans in ecstasy. “haechannie, you need a shower.” you laugh, sitting on the edge of the bed.

haechan shuffles on his stomach, looking at you from beneath his messy hair which is now all in his face “cuddle me.”

you stay in place. “that’s not the correct response you use when someone tells you you need to shower.”

“I don’t careeee,” he whines, rubbing your thigh with his nasty sweaty foot and extending an arm out to grasp your own, “I’ll wash the sheets.” he attempts to persuade you, successfully pulling you down to him with his slender hand.

you can’t help but give into him, his cute pouty lips pursed at you as he talks, and body gluing itself to you over the bedsheets. he’s cute when he’s tired, and even cuter when he’s whipped for you.

the room grows silent, the only sound to be heard is the air purifier he has in the corner. and it’s comfortable like this. the two of you feeling at peace in one another’s quiet presence.

“you really did well today.” you softly speak to him, just above a whisper, gently brushing some of the red and black hair out of his face. his eyes were shut, but flutter open at your words, and his boney hand rubs your waist where it’s contently been sat.

he really appreciates you in moments like these. he always does actually, at every moment. but now as you comfort him when he needs it the most, it’s like you’re recharging his battery. the side of haechan that fans don’t see, the side that is sometimes down and occasionally less extroverted, it needs maintenance.

both of you know this, and both of you know that you’re the only one who can do that maintenance for him. the perfect partner, his ideal type, exactly what he needs by his side to continue on in a career like this.

“you did so well actually, that I think you deserve to wind down after working that hard.”

his eyes sparkle in the soft bedroom light, and you watch as they scan your face, lingering over your lips for a few moments before he presses a kiss to them. it’s soft, but passionate, and you grip the back of his neck to deepen it, feeling a tiny squeeze on the burning skin that grips your waist.

your hand snakes down his bare chest, stopping at his right nipple to rub over it a couple times, back and forth, eliciting a sinful groan from his lips, right into your own.

down his tummy and over his sweatpants, his cock is quickly growing harder, twitching to life when your hand makes contact with it over the fabric. you rub him sensually, enjoying the way he softly whines in return.

into the sweatpants and over his boxers, haechan can no longer focus on making out with you, his mouth wide and eyebrows knitted together in pleasure. you bite down and tug on his bottom lip, pink and puffy, so wet with both salivas.

unable to take anymore teasing, he removes his hand from your waist and instead removes the clothing from his bottom half, now totally exposed beneath the blanket.

you kiss him once again, and he mumbles an ‘I love you’, before your hand returns to his now bare cock. he moans loudly, loud enough this time that you’re sure taeyong could hear it from outside or the room, and you snicker to yourself.

one would think your boyfriend is a show off, a moaning mess on purpose, someone who does it just to please their partner. and sometimes even you think this too, but no—haechan is really just this whiney for pleasure.

you thumb at the precum that resides on his tip, smearing the sticky liquid down his shaft. the soft skin so smooth inside of your fist, you pump him quickly, enjoying the way he cries out in response. his neck exposes itself to you when he hangs his head back over the pillow, and you suck softly over one of the moles on his throat, licking over it in adoration.

moving down to the mole in the middle of his chest, you show it the same attention, before descending lower down his honey colored torso, all while continuing a steady paced assault on his cock.

“so pretty.” you praise him, gently kissing at his navel, just above the faint amount of pubic hair he keeps there, trimmed and soft. you run your fingers through it, body now settled comfortably between his legs.

he whimpers at you from the north bedside, drooped eyelids attentive of your every move. “do you want my mouth baby?” you ask him, and he nods frantically. “please suck me angel.”

you hum at the pet name, now pumping his dick at a slow and sensual pace. “do you think you deserve it baby?” you ask a second question, though all he does is groan at your touch. “say you deserve it.”

a melodic pornstar moan leaves his lips, one so dirty you press your thighs together to conceal the pressure it builds in your panties. “I deserve it!” he pants out.

as soon as the words leave his mouth you lick a fat stripe up his shaft, following the thick vein that resides on it. swirling your tongue around his tip you relax your throat and take him in, his moans now so loud you’re sure taeyong is no longer within so much as three miles of this place.

up and down, you gag on his fat cock, absolutely flourishing in the way his precum tastes. you quickly find what gets him moaning loudest, focusing on those areas in the most skillful way you can.

“fuck angel you’re so good at that.” he reminds you, gaining a moan from you this time, the noise vibrating around his shaft.

his slender fingers curl themselves into your hair, pushing his cock further into your mouth and you further down until your nose is buried in the hair on his pelvis. groaning in ecstasy, his hips begin to move themselves, and you gag over him, letting him fuck your mouth as he pleases. after all; he deserves this.

“uh, baby, baby, I’m close.” he whines, and you hollow your cheeks as tightly as you can, sucking his cock inside and bobbing your head along with his ruthless movements.

“fuck yes!” he alerts you, before releasing his load down your throat. sticky white ropes shooting out of his pretty dick and onto your tongue. and like the dirty whore for him you are, you swallow them with pleasure.

hands still in your hair, haechan pulls you up to face level with himself again, kissing you with vigor, not caring about the taste of his own cum on your tongue. “I love you so much my angel, you’re so good to me.” he breathily moans out between kisses.

you smile into his lips and rub the valley of his chest, satisfied with your job-well-done, and relishing in his approval like a cat in the sunshine.

“now you’re really gonna have to wash the sheets.” you laugh, biting your lip and looking up at him from where you lie on his bare abdomen.

his eyebrows furrow and puffy lips purse together in confusion. “why? you swallowed the mess all up.”

“uhh,” you look back at where you were laying between his legs, a faint wet spot cascading over the blanket. made only by your wet pussy, leaking through your underwear and between your skirt where you were simultaneously humping the sheets while sucking him off.

haechans now soft cock twitches in excitement, “fuck that’s so sexy, come here.” he orders.

while he stays laid back over his pillow, he pulls you up to your knees, and straddles a single leg over his head. “what are you doing?” you giggle, lifting up your skirt to look down at him.

“i’m gonna repay my sexy girlfriend cause she’s so damn good to me,” he bites his lip and cups your pussy in his hand, using his thumb to circle your clit. nothing but your underwear standing between the two of you, “now sit on my face.” he smirks.

[johnricharddeaky]

Thank you @syddbarretts for tagging me!! This one was v interesting to answer :))

1) Do you have any party tricks?

Sadly no,,,, I’m very mundane.

2) What’s your type? 

I don’t really think I have a type unless every member of Queen can be my type. I like all kinds of people (but I’m a Hetero™️ so I guess my type is guys, a sad existence indeed)

3) What do you like about your personality? 

One think I like about my personality, although I have really bad social anxiety, is that I’m a pretty welcoming person. When people talk to me I get really nervous, but I always try my best to make everyone I speak to feel happy and listened to.

4) What do you like about yourself physically? 

It probably sounds wayyyy too conceited, but I have naturally long eyelashes and I really like them. Honestly that’s like the only thing tho, I’m pretty average in every other respect.

5) What do you do when you’re sad? 

I usually just go to bed when I feel bad since I have really bad anxiety and that’s the only way to escape it :,))

6) What do you do when you’re angry? 

I don’t get angry very often, or like angry enough that I can’t calm myself down very quickly. When I do get really angry though I usually just scream at whatever made me mad until I feel better. I can also hold a grudge like a mf,,,,

7) What flowers do you associate with your childhood?

Hmmmmm, I would say pink buttercups because those bloom everywhere in the summer where I live and my siblings and I would go out and pick them all the time.

8) What quirks do you have? 

Does cussing a lot count as a quirk???? Idk my quirks I don’t really notice them I guess,,,

9) Fave Fairytale?

If Greek myths count then I would say the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice or Cupid and Psyche. I really love myths involving fighting to be with someone you love :,)) and I’m a classics major so Greek myths are all that come to mind,,, Also Antigone even though it’s v sad

10) Aside from porn bots, do you block people on Tumblr & why? 

I haven’t blocked anyone but porn bots!! I haven’t encountered anything that would make me block someone. Everyone is so nice on here and I hope it stays that way :))

11) Do you enjoy spending time alone? 

I do!! I have social anxiety so being around people for a long time killsssss me, so I really like spending time by myself.

12) Ringtone? 

Nooooooo I always keep my phone on silent,,,

13) If you could be anywhere rn where would you be?

At a Queen concert in the 1970s where I am a groupie and John Deacon knows me by name

14) Fave drink? 

I have too many!! I love mint tea, green tea, matcha lattes, chai lattes, boba tea,,,,,,, if it has caffeine it’s my favorite

15) Do you collect anything?

Nope! I buy a lot of books but I don’t think that counts as collecting.

Tagging: @peachydeacy @anotheronebitesthebassline @rogerinatrash @wereallkillerqueens @dancingkillerqueen @tenementcrazylittlefruitcake

(but u don’t have to if u don’t want to!!!)

[shysimblr]

Facts thing

57 facts i only got to 20 something sorry. I was tagged by @thefoxandhersimblr its not gonna be 57 bc im boring but here goes. 

Also i tag anyone who is reading this to do it :)) i wanna know u bc im nosy <3

1. I was born on the 2nd October 6am Monday morning in 1995 

2. I am a sugar addict and i will gladly admit it. I love sweets, icecream sugar you name it. 

3. Shyleen Is actually my middle name. *gasp* lol its the name i use normally tho. 

4. I swear like a sailor but have never nor will ever cuss in front of my mum. I draw the line there. 

5.I hate rabbits... like really really hate them idk why but i always have its so bad i have the tag rabbit blocked in every form of the word on my tumblr tags lol... my best friend had rabbits when we were younger and apparently i refused to leave the house to see them... honestly idk why its the most irrational thing about me. 

6. I believe in hard work,I don’t think anything in this world is ever really free and the only way to get what you want and be what you want is through hard work and effort. 

7. I am ridiculously resilient... i retook my driving test 7 times before passing on the 8th and i would have kept taking it until i passed.. guess you could say i don’t take no for an answer. 

8. I have 3 brothers and no im not the youngest i have 2 younger brothers whom i would die for. 

9. I am also my mums only child. 

10. I am very short 157 cm tall or 5ft1.5inches tall #shortgirls 

11. I have been in the same relationship since i was 16 though we’ve had breakups that lasted 2 weeks or less he’s my ride or die. 

12. When I was 4 my toenail came off like the whole entire toenail and it hurt like a bitch took 6 weeks for that sucker to grow back.

13. I am British but i am also Zimbabwean 

14. I am a total harry potter slut lol, I have done the pottermore quiz on two occasions and i got Slytherin and then the next time Hufflepuff lol so i guess im a bit of both. Before you judge me JK rowling says Merlin would have been in Slytherin ok. 

15. I used to hate cats until Juno @thefoxandhersimblr

16. I think coffee is the devil... and don't even get me started on tea (i know what kind of British person am I) 

17. I want to be a doctor specifically a paediatrician because i think there is no greater thing in this world than a child and healing one would be the most enriching thing i could ever experience. (i know its sappy but thats how i feel) 

18. I love steak. LIKE LOVE STEAK and its for that reason alone that i don’t think i could be vegetarian. 

19. I LOOOOOOVEEE ANIMALS, specifially dogs, and elephants. 

20. I don’t want kids until i am at least 30... and I want to adopt at least one. 

21. I grew up religious but there are a lot of things that have brought me to question some of what i was brought up in I guess i gotta figure that out. 

22. I LOVE READING A BOOKS AND I WOULD HAPPILY DIE READING. When I ‘grow’ up I want a big old library in my house I already have over 300 books on my iBooks and make no apologies for it! 

I don’t think i can think of anymore and honestly i doubt you could read any more. 

[crushingonrazz]

Numbers and Questions

@ollie-oxen-free @queenofbiscuits @gallifreyan-pal @beckyshecky I CHOOSE YOU (you’re tagged and now you have to do this too) But honestly everyone who sees this is now tagged, go!!!!

So I may have stolen this idea from a thing on FanFiction.net. If you are tagged, randomly assign your 12 favorite characters (I stuck purely to the skeletons) to numbers like this:

Pink (ULP)

Red (UFS)

Sans (UTS)

Lust (ULS)

Ink (IS)

Error (ES)

Stretch (USP)

Papyrus (UTP)

Fell (UFP)

Blue (USS)

Razz (SFS)

Slim (SFP)

And then take the questions that I have below the cut and put in your own answers to them with your new list of characters (it works best if your list is truly random), then tag some new people and post it! (tag me too because I really want to see all of your answers and the characters you pick). (also tumblr totally messed up the formatting but whatever you guys get the idea right) I’m going to also post mine in cosos because why not, but I thought it’d be fun to post here!

If anyone has any more questions they’d like me to answer, feel free to send me an ask (i.e. would 3 and 7 make good friends, what would happen if 11 introduced 10 to a life of crime, etc). The questions I have here are more randomized, copied right from the thing, but I definitely don’t mind more purposeful ones being asked.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Pink and Stretch are in a happy relationship until Stretch dumps Pink for Fell. Pink, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Razz, has an unhappy breakup with Slim, then follows the wise advice of Ink and finds true love with Sans.

Sounds like the kind of drama some of ya’ll would love.

 If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Papyrus) Me Too by Meghan Trainor, probably. That’s gotta be Paps’ theme song.

 3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

(Sans and Red) Either a lot of hand-flapping or a sort of “duh”.

 When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Ink) It has certainly been a minute. I think I read at least part of Fixing Your Errors by SansyFresh last week? I don’t think I’ve read one about him since.

 6 kidnapped you, why is this?

(Error) Probably because he’s fucking insane? Also it’s not like he’s never kidnapped anyone before.

 Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

(Sans) I’m gonna go with yes because duh. Nope, not at all, no one I know thinks Sans is at all hot.

 If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what warning would it have?

(Pink, Error, and Slim) Oh fucking Christ almighty… I don’t even want to think about it.

 6 is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

(Error) When is Error not pissed about something, honestly? And I would get the hell out of his way.

 Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Ink/Fell or Ink/Blue) Ink/Blue because InkBerry is kinda cute but I’ve never even seen anything about Ink/Fell)

 You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

(Fell) Honestly probably sitting in opposite corners playing on our phones or something. I’m not about to bother someone who could and would shut me up in a not-so-fun way if he was feeling like it.  

 Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

(Red and Error) Uh...no? Probably not? I haven’t really thought about it too much but the idea doesn’t appeal to me.

 8 confessed to be a part of your family.

(Papyrus) I’m just gonna go with it, honestly. Papyrus probably adopts people all the time.

 4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

(Lust and Ink) Knowing Lust, he probably walked up and asked Ink if he could taste the rainbow, and Ink may or may not have threatened to let Error take out his AU.

 Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Pink and Papyrus) Oh man I hope so, that would be sweet as fuck. Especially since I headcanon Paps as aro/ace so it would be like a brotp thing probably. But I could see Pink being discouraged at his lack of success with the royal harem and Papyrus would make him comfort oatmeal and they’d watch Ferris Bueller or something.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, and then kisses you on the cheek.

(Red) CRUSH.EXE HAS CRASHED

 What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

(Stretch, Red and Slim) Depending on his mood? Either back out slowly, or really loudly go “WOW GUYS ARE U GONNA BONE?!” because he’s an obnoxious motherfucker.

 Do you think Four is hot?

(Lust) I don’t think I really have a choice in the matter have you fucking seen him?

 7 cooked you dinner.

(Stretch) What the fuck did you put in it, is this a prank?

 Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

(Stretch and Slim) Uh… Beautiful, it’s True. This question can fuck off.

 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

(Fell and Pink) “Accidentally”, huh, Pink?

 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

(Papyrus, Error, Stretch) Because holy fuck Papyrus is cussing someone out, lemme get the popcorn man.

 Do you recall any fics about 9?

(Fell) Oh, y’know, one or two. There’s the occasional UnderFell fic here and there.

 You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

(Fell) Awkwardly and in his own way. He doesn’t quite know how to respond to something like that.

 Does anyone on your friends list read 3?

(Sans) idk guys, have any of you ever read a fic about Sans? Sans the skeleton? Heard of him? He’s the little nerd that loves astronomy and Red and ketchup?

 Would anyone one of your friends list write about Two/Four/Five?

(Red, Lust, Ink) Honestly, Galli would probably write any combination of any of the guys up here. Ollie might if there was a meme involved.

 You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

(Pink, Red, Fell) I’m honestly not even surprised.

 It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her at her place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

(Lust) My reaction to this kind gesture with definitely no ulterior motives at all? Hmmm…..I’d have to think about it…

 Have you read a 6 / 11 fanfic before?

(Error/Razz) Nope and I honestly do not have the inclination?

 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

(Ink) Dude I’m sure the multiverse can wait until the morning leave me alone.

 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

(Pink) ….Are you absolutely sure because im not really sure you’re sure that outfit is pretty straight dude and im pretty sure ive never ever seen you fuck another dude before sooooooooo (I wouldn’t actually say that don’t get mad at me)

 5 gave you a teddy bear.

(Ink) ...k then????

 You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

(10-Blue, 2-Red) WELL FUCK. Way to give me an impossible decision???????? I mean of course I’m gonna go with Red but I’m gonna feel really bad about it for like a whole hour!

 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

(Pink) This is the third time this week, dude.

 What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Slim, Papyrus) He’d step up and be a good dad and Papyrus would go EXTREME BABY SHOPPING.

 You catch 10 looking at questionable material on the internet.

(Blue) I’m not terribly surprised but I am giggling madly every time I look at him or his significant other for like a month afterwards because oh my hell that is so funny to me.

 Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

(Sans/Blue) Blue never expected his first patient to be quite so upbeat and full of jokes, especially when his clipboard was telling him that this patient was on suicide watch. (oh my god what do I have to do to get someone to write this, I need it now????)

 All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Okay first of all fuck yes?? Secondly, it’d be Papyrus. Sans is the most powerful person in the multiverse, especially since Ink and Error would be focusing all of their attention on each other and would then narrow down that power. So Sans would be able to take the rest of them out, but would protect Papyrus more than he protects himself. And if it was left as just the two of them? Sans isn’t about to let himself be the one left.

 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but her advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

(Stretch, Lust) Lust, you can’t just tell everyone to “suck their dick under the table”, that is not a way to solve most problems.

 Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

(Razz) *Narrows my eyes most especially at Ollie*

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

THIS SOUNDS MEAN, I'M SORRY BUT LISTEN TO ME. I know that its hard but you cant put urself down each time someone compliments you. Take the compliment and move on. Dont question it, dont reject it, just take it. If you ever think ur depression allows u to brood and always post on Tumblr about how sad you are, it DOESN'T. Yeah depression sucks, but u bring other people down. When ur in a bad mood, try to think good things. U make ur sadness worse so, u make it better too. We love you, Ally.

I mean I think I have a right to post what I want on my Tumblr. I can easily turn this around and say that just because you give a disclaimer that you might sound mean doesn’t give you a right to say what you want without me getting upset.

I’m aware that I’m hard on myself. I’m aware that I put myself down. I’ve done it all my life.

Writing gives me comfort. Putting my emotions and thoughts into words helps me let go of things. So I post them here because I can’t post them on Facebook and I don’t keep up with journals.

If I bring people down, they can just unfollow me. It’s not that hard. This is my blog, for my thoughts, my writing, my emotions, my life, and I can post what I want.

I’ve lived too much of my life living in consideration other people’s comfort or preference. I’m not doing that to myself in my only safe space.

And if you must know I’ve actually come a long way with compliments. @wreck-it13 can tell you about the time I actually started screaming and cussing at someone for telling me I was pretty at lunch. Now, I just smile and blush then mull over the compliment, wondering how people see things I don’t.

I truly don’t understand where compliments come from for me. And honestly, no one can tell me I’m wrong for it. I’m still learning to love myself, and nobody should tell me I’m doing it wrong or that I’m a bad person for it.

Fuck, if I want to brood, I’m going to fucking brood. Where do you think my stories come from? You think all that pain just magically came to me? That insecurity, that self hatred, that fear of abandonment, that hate and struggle to forgive, that pain it all comes from me and my experiences.

Don’t ever tell me how to run my blog or what I should or shouldn’t post. The unfollow button is right there. I love my followers, my readers, my friends. But I don’t need a follow number to validate my writing and feelings. I will post what I want especially in regards to myself.

If it was something like a ship or a character that made you uncomfortable, like someone once asked me to tag any voltron related things for trigger reasons, then I’d understand that.

But my posts, emotional, self degrading, brooding or whatever the fuck you want to call them- they’re mine. They’re for my sake. For my sanity. If you don’t like it, no one said you had to read them.

I’m done living and doing things for other people. This is for me. This site, this blog is for me.

[cadxgan]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

– BASICS. •  NAME: Logan •   PRONOUNS: He/Him but I’m really not fussy at all •   SEXUALITY:   I used to be pretty straight ™ but not I sorta just w/e. I’m pre reclusive so it’s never been a big deal to me, I avoid people I don’t seek them. •   TAKEN OR SINGLE: Single. TBH I don’t think it would all that fun to date me because I just want to be alone 90% of the time having someone there constantly would probably push them away from me. A constant state of,  “when are you gonna leave lol.” I can’t imagine someone enjoying that. I also don’t connect to ppl very much at all. 

– THREE FACTS.

oo1:  I’m vry good with animals. I have fuck all social capabilities with humans but animals are easy. I definitely think that all animals are smarter than we give them credit for. You may have to walk or behave strangely but more often than not you can get your point across. I mean u can’t explain language to a snake but it does understand behavior to some extent

 “Ur venomous and I want nothing to do with u. Infact, I’m big enough to eat you and too big to eat.  I’m not even going to look at you..  I’m going to back off and I implore you to do the same.” - Me to a 3m(10ft) tiger snake who proceeded to do this diagonal thing across the path but also away from me.

oo2: I mean, I’ve said this before on my other blog, but I’m autistic and schizophrenic. It’s something I don’t often mention but I guess it’s worth mentioning? Perhaps it’s an explanation for my antisocial/ own-world behavior. 

oo3:  I love gore. I would think of something more interesting If i weren’t  getting picked up in 10 mins, but really it fascinates me. Healthy? Probably not but just know you can’t put me off.

– EXPERIENCE. •   HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): 3-4 years I think. I’m not sure when I started because it was never intentional  •   PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED:  Tumblr, kik, skype, Deviantart, habbo retros(I use this lightly everyone who’s used one knows how shitty they can be) •   BEST EXPERIENCE: DA was the worst not so much for the RP but other things. I’m not sure what would be the best experience ever™, but talking/rping with the same person/people for years creates something unique. 

– MUSE PREFERENCES. •   FEMALE OR MALE:  Male usually, but I can do both.  •   FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: Choosing one I’d say angst •   PLOTS OR MEMES:  I love both, again, sorta. I’m writing this out of order. As long as the plot isn’t too strict tho. I’ve pretty much been sent a script before.  •   LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: I see perks in both, but because of motivation issues I stated below short will always get more/faster replies..... I guess it works that way anyway? •   BEST TIME TO WRITE: Oh god I really don’t have one. I just have to figure things out between the waves of no motivation.

•   ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Talking about Adam only. Being in Australia we definitely talk differently. If I were to type the way I spoke I’m not sure how many people would understand. He’s more professional I suppose, more disciplined. We definitely cuss a lot in this country. He speaks a lot more than I do, I sorta needed to be prompted. As a police officer/detective he tends to have a sense of authority, even if it’s not actually the case. Adam doesn’t have the metal illnesses I do. I’m mentally incompetent to work with the police force so that’s another thing. 

Our similarities. The biggest one is probably memory and cleverness/cognitive abilities. We think a lot and we both put thoughts over feelings. Both very secretive too, somethings are just best kept to yourself. I tend to slink around, even in the house, no one needs to know where I am: the less people know the better, and I’ve been that way for years. I mean Adam isn’t so secretive over petty things but he has more critical things to be secretive about. Basically we both have walls between ourselves and other people. I don’t generally trust people, Adam trusts himself far more than others. We both like to be independent. Adam is more likely to privately investigate and figure out when you won’t be home rather than get a warrant. 

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Tagging: @parkourprincess, @stuffadorklikes @finni-winter, anyone who wants to. Just way I tagged u and ur good lol.  I really gotta go out now