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A very fun little fanart I did for a friend's OC! It's more of s concept, since the colours themselves(fur wise and such) are up in the air...
But I love her so lot!! Her names Can, and she's a little racoon who sells stuff out of s trashcan and has some wild stuff! Miss theif who sells~
She's a little cringe-fail, and dating Nack, but honestly? Perfect for each other. I love her, she could steal from me~💕💕🥺💕💕
Oc belongs to @alicedoestheinternet !!!
#I JUST RELIZED SHES A BIT CROOKED BUT I AINT FIXING IT NOW#.....i dont know how to-#my art#not my oc#fanart of an oc#friends oc#can the racoon#can oc#sonic oc#nack the weasel#partner of fang/nack#fang the hunter
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my mom's hen is going through the worst moult ever
#milkshake#henny#perchy#(either henny or perch got eaten by a racoon but nobody can decide which one)#(because they were nearly identical)
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A Batfam AU where instead of going to get Dick to be Robin again Tim uses necromancy to bring Jason back from the dead. He just leaves Jason on the Wayne doorstep with a 'do better this time' sticky note. Batman can't find out who did it and Tim stays his little latchkey self with semi ok but distant parents (cus canonical they weren't really abusive just not there which isn't good but they could be worse). His parents bring him along on trips but again they love him but they just leave him to do as he pleases. so in Paris he ends up still getting trained by Lady Shiva. This keeps going and Tim just keeps reviving batfam members, if they fake their deaths and Tim tracks them down to check on them. They still have no idea who their shadow is, they can't find him, Tim likes it this way. Bruce goes MIA and Red Robin happens just minus Tim actually being Red Robin. The JLA doorstep gets a passed-out Batman with a 'I can't believe I have to keep doing this shit' sticky note on his head.
#now you're probably going Batcaves i see those fics all the time? and my retort is those are babyified Tim Drake fics. he then gets adoped#the batfam and has a coffee addiction. i want a Tim Drake that treats the batfam like how wildlife rehab centers treat animals. they make#themselves knowable of the subject. they're striving to improve their quality of care. establish safe working habits. share skills. put car#of the subject over personal gain. be professional and humane. protect welfare of the subject. release the subject as soon as appropriate.#it's just his subject is batvigilantes not a racoon that was on the side of the road.#tim drake#batman#robin#dc comics#dc universe#detective comics#batman comics#batman and robin#batman au#and i think Jack and Janet being abusive is getting boring. have them be ok parents. they give tim a long leash but fail to see hes using i#for his own fun. they never told him he CANT learn necromancy and revive bat vigilantes how was HE supposed to know it's a bad thing??#maybe they should have looked at what he was doing while they were off. (like Phineus and Ferb. He asked if he could learn self-defense.#he learned from Lady Shiva not at the YMCA. He asked if he could read a book on necromancy! you didn't tell him he's not aloud to use what#he learned! he asked if he could go to the cemetery to see Jason! you didn't say he couldn't revive him! and so on)#Tim: mom can I learn self-defense while in Paris?#Janet: that's a good idea there are so many pickpockets here a little training would be nice for you. do you know a place?#Tim: Yes! her name is Sandra#Janet: cool. if you think she's the best choice. here some money.#Tim: Thanks Mom!#janet drake#jack drake#fanfic idea#fic idea#fanfic ideas#batfam
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Ghost of fries and Hero of cookies
All work words count: 14 593
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Summary of whole work: Duke wasn't expecting to wake up from his quick rooftop nap to some meta kid with fries. He also wasn't expecting kid to stay Or Danny asked Dani to stay safe while she was in Gotham. Where would she be safer than under the wing of local hero? And he looked like he needed bad day combo anyway
This part summary: First meeting and training discussions Beta read by @audhumla-sailor though English is second language for both of us, so proceed with this in mind. I also know all of the charaters through fics alone, so probably ooc. Stay catious if it's something you don't like
Duke was running out of fumes to run on. Last few days would be exhausting if it was just vigilante or just civilian stuff but no, he had to have it both. Because of Arkham break out he had been called in three nights in a row, not for a whole patrol but he couldn't exactly sleep it of during the day like others did, especially not in a week when every teacher decided they need to have test or quiz or what not. Naps meant he wasn't as sleep deprived as he could be but he needed far more. But he couldn't because crime in Gotham never sleeps so he had normal patrol to finish and there were about two ours left.
Would something bad happen if he just stopped for a moment and laid on a roof? Ten up to fifteen minutes. It was a slow day too...
Yeah, no, he deserved a moment to rest and if something disastrous was to happen in the meantime he would shame other Bats for not giving him enough time to sleep.
It certainly said something that he found gravel covering this roof to be quite comfortable. He set a timer for ten minutes and let himself close his eyes.
When loud screech of timer jolted him awake, he was suddenly fully aware that he wasn't alone anymore. He sat up a little too quickly.
"Oh, you're awake," white haired girl around Damian's age chimed, sitting cross legged just few feets away from him. She wore something that could only be described as an unholy mix of lab safety hazmat and skintight workout jumpsuit, white and black. When had Gotham gotten a new vigilante? "Good, I just returned from snack hunt," she added, gesturing at a big textile bag lying next to her. Duke didn't have enough brainpower to do anything more than ask.
"What?"
Girl shrugged, take out from BatBurger in her hand.
"You look like you have a bad day if not few days, so I've got you my cousin's bad day combo or at least closest thing I could. BatBurger burger isn't as good as NastyBurger but you certainly have better fries," as she spoke, second take out bag, 1 quart bottle of energy drink, juice bottle of same size and pack of convenience store brownies joined greasy paper bag sealed with a sticker.
"Is your cousin a speedster?" Excuse Duke, it was a totally valid question, he saw with his bare eyes both Wally West and Bart Allen when they visited Manor. Noone else would be able to stomach the amount of food they inhaled during their stays.
"Nah, we're not that fast or that hungry. Though I think I may get closer to speed of sound," So, clearly a meta if white hair and weir aura that let his eyes rest weren't enough indication "My cousin when he has bad few days he often forgets to eat so this combo has to help with there too. But I'll steal your fries of course."
Duke was not going to look gift horse in teeth, so he grabbed one bag and tore it open. There was classic combo with bigger fries and NightWings inside.
"Thank you..." he trailed off, hoping that girl would take a clue and introduce herself but she didn't. She just drowned her fries in ketchup and started munching. She had her own juice.
"My cousin always said that each part of this combo has different purpose," she explained instead, slightly muffled because of fries in her mouth, "This" she gestured towards fast food meal "is to sooth your stomach. This "she tapped energy drink "is to sooth your brain and kick it back online. This "she raised bottle of juice, "is to sooth your taste buds because energy drinks are war crime against them and this "she nudged brownies "is to sooth your heart because Ancients damn it, this day is awful and you deserve it. At least that's what he told me when I had day bad enough to deserve that," she shrugged, licking ketchup of her finger. Suddenly she froze "You aren't allergic, are you?
"No, I'm not," he confessed bewildered.
"Good"
For a long moment they sat in silence, devouring food the little girl brought. Duke distantly wondered if this was how night shift spent their snack breaks. It felt nice.
He was finishing his part of brownies when girl spoke up again.
"Do you feel better now?"
"Yeah" he was a little surprised to realize that it was true. He'll have to note down what she put in this 'bad day combo'. "Thank you"
"Don't mention it," she shrugged with general gesture of dismissal, "You're one of my cousin's favorite heroes because you're vaguely his age and handle Gotham alone during the day and I quote, "she did honest to God air quotes at that" 'As only hero in Amity-' which is a lie by the way, Val is doing great and even if he suddenly got problem with how she feels about his alter ego, he still has Sam and Tuck even if they're usually more of moral support. And I helped when I visited, so no, he isn't only one. Anyway as he said 'As only hero in Amity, my heart goes out for anyone who deals with this type of bullshit so Dani if you absolutely have to prank heroes, leave them out of it, especially Signal, he can't be older than Jazz, he doesn't need any more mess to handle.' All aliens and lanterns are also off limits because he is a space nerd. But you aren't space related so I'm like 80% percent sure he has celebrity crush on you," she slurped more juice, unbothered.
Duke was thankful he wasn't swallowing anything because for sure she would choke. He took split second to consider addressing... this whole situation and choose not to. He was not ready to be anyone's celebrity crush.
"Your name is Danny?" he asked instead.
"Dani" she corrected" with an I"
"Ok. It's nice to meet you Dani-with-an-I," She giggled, nodding her head slightly.
"It's nice to meet you too Signal"
Duke stood up, stretching a little. Dani joined him after hastily putting all the trash in her bag. She was a little higher than expected.
"I have to get back to my patrol"
"Cool," she drifted back a bit, making him realize that she was floating a few inches above the ground. She fixed her bag on her arm.
"Hey, can I hang out a little bit more? My cousin will go green out of jealousy when I tell him," she added with a mischievous smirk but Duke could tell there was more to it. He took a moment to consider it, which apparently made girl nervous "I can be invisible the whole time, like before," she offered, disappearing in the meantime. He could still tell where she was, because of her heat signature and other waves she excluded but for regular people she would be no different than surrounding air.
"Yeah, you can hang around and you don't have to be invisible. Just don't get in my way when I have to actually do some fighting."
She popped back to visible spectrum and pouted like Damian whenever he got benched.
"I can fight, y'know? I stopped mugging on a snack run."
It was ten god damn minutes, how could she get so much food and stop mugging in such a short time?!
Oh, right, superspeed. Still, impressive.
"I haven't seen it-" he started, channeling all Dick-trying-to-wrangle-Damian-into-socially-acceptable-activity energy he could muster "-so I don't know how you fight or even what powers do you have. If we tried to fight together we would trip over each other" It was a bare faced lie, Bat training made sure of that but he knew for fact that if he said anything else, the girl would be mad and probably did her own thing.
Was that what Bruce thought about all of them?
Oh no.
Dani still looked displeased but after a moment of consideration she nodded with a defeated sigh.
Suddenly she straightened like she got struck by lightning and whipped around.
"Wha-"
She just shushed, raising finger to her mouth. Duke did indeed quietened.
"I have enhanced hearing," she whispered "There is a mugging somewhere this way."
"Let's go then," he shot his grapple, waving his other hand at Dani to come with him before he jumped off the roof. He heard the girl giggle as she flew right after him.
"After this you'll show me the coolest gargoyles, okay? Sam asked for photos"
"Okay"
It seemed that the end of this patrol wouldn't be as bad as the start was. Hopefully.
And afterwards he was going to lock himself in his room until sky falls down or he was well rested.
Yeah, that was a good plan.
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"Hey kid," Signal started, dropping from fire escape to cuff weirdo in clown mask who Dani just fought. He did it deliberately slowly to show her how to do it like he always did. She choose to not be to annoyed at being called kid again and noted to herself to come up with good codename later. All her previous ideas apparently weren't cutting it and she couldn't keep going by Dani because reasons.
"Yes?"
"Who gave you a combat training?" he asked getting up from a crouch and gesturing towards roof. So it's going to be longer talk, okay.
"My cousin," well, Flashes in Central taught her some stuff but it was more rescue and reassure type of deal not punch and kick, Sam tried to get her through basics of psychological warfare in activism, Tucker sweared he would teach her some programming and hacking but never got around to it, Jazz did some emotional training and Val offered to teach her Red Huntress skills when she got back, but yeah, all in all, Danny was the one to show her how to punch people. Even though it was more of 'shit we have to fight, observe maybe, idk' most of the time. She picked some tricks from Vlad too now that she thought about it, not that she planned to give him any credit for it, like, ever. "Why?"
"I have a bone to pick with him," vigilante announced, melting with the shadows. Dani sped as much as she could to beat him to the roof. She was competitive spirit like that.
Unfortunately he was first. She made another note to herself (she was so going to forget them in next five to ten minutes) to train her speed a bit more. She got tips from the guy with the title of The Fastest Man Alive for crying out loud, she shouldn't loose with the person who technically doesn't even have superspeed!
Signal sat cross legged on the gravel and tossed her a healthy granola bar. He kept doing it for some reason.
"I'm sorry to break it to you, but almost everything in your fighting technique is horrible. Your cousin did shitty job as a teacher" he started in warm slightly teasing tone. Dani felt attacked anyway.
"It's not like he has any sort of training either," she started, trying to sound nonchalant, rolling her eyes. "Cut him some slack," She bit a snack in attempt to cover her furry. It had chocolate and raspberries, was quite tasty and she was kinda hungry anyway. She wasn't sure she wanted to know how Signal knew it though "Everything he learned is from the trial and error by crashing through a few walls. Quite hard to care about 'technique'. I at least got his mistakes to learn from so don't you dare to speak about him like that!" alright, she lost it, she can admit it. But, Signal might be cool and Danny may or may not like him (she hoped he didn't, Val was much better option) but Gotham's hero had no right to say anything bad about her template. He didn't know anything. He didn't understand.
Signal looked like he was going to say something so she put her ghostly vocal cords to use and growled.
Don't-harm-family/will-fight/ protect-mine/don't-you-dare
She didn't stop to consider how unlikely it was for him to understand her. She crossed her hands on her chest, glaring.
Turned out, growl was enough of the warning. He carefully picked his next words.
"Sorry, it's not the way I should've phrase it," he started, his mouth doing the thing it did when people were embarrassed with themselves but in an uncomfortable, a bit angry way. He understood his mistake, good. She calmed her glare a bit. "I wasn't aware of you circumstances. If you want, I can show you some tricks, Batman is very throughout with his training"
"No, thank you, I'm good" she was still mad. So mad. And she was not pouting.
"Of course you're good but you can be better, more efficient."
"No." Whatever Signal would propose to her, she wouldn't agree. He said mean things about Danny not even a minute before. She couldn't let him have it on a principle!
"I'll give you a cookie after every training," he pleaded "The homemade, tasty one"
Well, that changed things. A lot of things.
"Yes please!"
He apologized anyway.
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Second part
I know democratic winner in poll for now is "publish all at once" and believe me, I respect democracy, especially now that I finally have rights to do things, but Tumblr wouldn't let me. Too long or something. So, it'll be in parts, sorry guys. I'll try to post all of the parts this weekend though (or one each day, I'll see).
Yes, I didn't have a name for this fic until five minutes ago, how did you know? It's quite alright though, I think. If you have better idea I may reconsider
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dani hangs out with duke#signal got new sidekick and he doesn't even know it yet#not fully at least#Dani: I'm going Goth(am)#Danny: Maybe don't?#Dani: Nah#Danny: Stay safe?#Dani: Alright *imprints on the first hero she sees*#this random mugger Dani stopped: Last thing I saw was feral racoon child#police officer: what?#almost mugging victim: I was saved by said feral racoon child#police officer: What?!#Dani: Alright. Good deed for today done. They're calling my name in BatBurger to get my stuff. See ya!#Dani: I hope I can make it back before Signal wakes up#Police guy&mugger&victim: Did she kidnap our hero???#Dani: *fights*#Duke: With all due respect. How did you survive this long?! *died inside a little bit from stress*#wandixx writes#ghost of fries and hero of cookies#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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those turtles huh
Bonus points if you can guess who my favorite hamburger is, it’s quite difficult so don’t be too harsh if you get it wrong
#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt#his big brother trauma speaks to me#his voice actor is so good#he's such a fun subversion on the big tank stereotype#I could hold him in my itty bitty hands and cry#his expressions are so good#ahh I could go on#raph#raph fanart#feck you Racoon bastard I can spell just fine >:(
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that moment when mia bestie'd her way around mc once in miranda's route <3
#IM STILL CRYING ABOUT THE MIAMC FRIENDSHIP BTW. PLS SHE'S TRULY JUST ONE (1) FERAL RACOON OF A WOMAN#anyways. i love them actually. i can forgive some crimes.#<- serial evilgirlkisser#resident lover#resident lover mc#mia winters#resident evil#re8#lee makes memes#also i said i wasnt gonna do anymore tiktok capcut memes BUT NO. FYP SAID YOURE GONNA
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One of my favorite headcanons that makes very little sense and I will not try to sell it other than "I just think it's neat" is that Wei Wuxian and Xue Yang are brothers separated at birth. Idk, their on-screen chemistry made me feel like they have a history without having a history and their snark-off is on the same level, except one is the "good guy" and one is the bad guy. both intrigued by demonic cultivation, just two sides of the same coin
#xue yang#wei wuxian#you can see it in my art that they are quite close visually#but charmingly disheveled with messy ponytails and bushy brow#wwx is just more “tidied up” whereas xy keeps the feral racoon on the max#both goth and keeping some sort of puppet around#wasnt xue yang suppossed to be mirror to wwx if he didn't get the love from the jiangs he got?#either way#brothers
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morro scribbles + au thingy where he stayed alive + mellowed out slightly (keyword slightly)
#i need to draw him more often he's fun :)#also can we make racoon morro a thing?? it fits his trash goblin nature..... and racoon tails are cute...........#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#morro ninjago#ninjago au#morro wu
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here you go!
#i think you may have forgotten to put yourself on anon lol#fallenasks#fallenships#and I AGREE I <3 APPRENTICE ROMANCES#the only other kit/apprentice romance i can remember was daisyeagle#racoon anon
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#I think you can tell a lot about someone based on what types of characters they gravitated towards as a child so this may become a series#star wars#luke skywalker#princess leia#han solo#darth vader#anakin sykwalker#a new hope#star wars a new hope#star wars empire strikes back#star wars return of the jedi#yoda#polls#tumblr polls#poll#tumblr poll#cottagecore-raccoon#cottagecore racoon
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some creachur keeps bringing us apples as gifts...we do not have an apple tree. the nearest one (afaik) is almost 2 blocks away. year 3 apples 7
#they always drop them in the same spot and leave them to rot#i think its racoons dropping their bounty in favor of the peanuts the squirrels bury in the garden bed#can a squirrel carry an apple? can a swallow carry a coconut?
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i know that nwos’ teaser showed us a vague shot of the cowboy/gunslinger who is likely to be nwos’ villain, but given the track record of layton games i find it unlikely they will be the endgame villain
it’s far more likely to me they are going to end up being an aggressor throughout the story, but its actually revealed to just be taking orders from a bigger evil, and that bigger evil is whoever is ultimately calling the shots in steam bison
my guess is that will end up being the boss of some massive corporation. in unwound future, dimitri mentions that bill sold the technology behind the time machine to a “large corporation” and then used their funding to become prime minister
and whoever this corporation ends up being they are undoubtedly just as soulless as hawks considering their reaction to a 14 year old boy snooping around the city is to send a cowboy to pound lead into his fortnite playing ass
and i think a really cool way to tie in a better conclusion to not only nwos and unwound future would be for that large corporation to be the people that built and run steam bison, and layton and luke exposing them will also mean exposing bill hawks’ involvement with them, resulting in him finally getting what he deserves after he wasnt in unwound future
#i know ive yapped a lot about pl today it will happen again#theres a level 5 vision in 4 days and then 20 minutes of gameplay footage 2 days later im in a racoon chewing on iron bars#i need to throw as many apollo dodgeballs as i can before more info comes out#professor layton#pl#nwos#new world of steam
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Anyways. Jrwi related doodles from the wb. Can u guess who my fav characte r is..
#jrwi#jrwi convergence#jrwi prime defenders#stitch art#art#doodles#alastyr cross#jrwi alastyr cross#jrwi kroe#idk how to spell his last anme... is it wyse or wise...#william wisp#vyncent sol#dakota cole#jrwi kasper#jrwi tmk#jrwi total monster kill#jrwi everett#jrwi jin#jin had racoon tails. its canon btw. he told me himself. ignore the official art#:3#jrwi fergus#jrwi professor cross#professor cross#why can i only draw jrwi characters well as shitty doodles. and never full art. wgat the scallop:(#ily mspaint.. ily whiteboard....#blood#body horror#body horror cw#blood cw#PLATONIC GHOSTKICKS PSAVE ME PLATONIC GHOSTKICKS
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not enough adult party games where the gist is hunting each other for sport lets bring back hunting each other for sport as a party game. what’s more exhilarating than going into survival mode with 5-15 people all scrambling to be the last person standing by cunning, or throwing ur friends under the bus,
#miss flashlight tag#and ghost in the graveyard#and midnight blindfolded cherry bomb#(or i guess it's like modified hot lava tag but blindfolded and you can step on the ground so long as people don't hear you)#'ohh lets just play drinking games'#'ohh lets play jackbox'#i want to hide from you and taunt you like a racoon living in your attic that you can't reach#i want to hunt u down one by one in the dark#i don't drink so maybe that's influencing this because parties when ur sober are pretty boring tbh
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Love me, love my raccoon [Part 3/3]:
—Meeko's new favorite human <3
#john smith is the 'your pet likes me more :)' kind of boyfriend#pocahontas (1995)#pocahontasedit#john smith#meeko#pocahontas#disneyedit#love me love my racoon*#love me love my raccoon*#i'm exaggerating only a lil bit#but john and meeko's immediate attachment to each other is something that can be So Personal#i've mentioned this before but meeko is the literal first character john actually initiates a genuine interaction with#his first real conversation in the film is with this lil racoon who he gives treats to#and that's also the thing about him that endears him to pocahontas before they properly meet#like here's this strange dude being nice to her pet racoon for no reason other than he just is Like That#they're relationship is so important to me like i am so obsessed with the way meeko represents how john engages with nature#very indulgent and curious and genuine (even when meeko does something he doesn't like)#the way he lets meeko just hitch a ride and how meeko perks up whenever his new favorite human is around is justtt#i didnt gif it bc i couldnt get it to flow the way i wanted but also how meeko backs him up during the confrontation at the settlement!#ahhhh the way meeko REMEMBERS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE COMPASS HE TOOK and is an essential part in saving john's life!!!!#i am so obsessed with this like u gotta understand#they are Besties!#queso*gifs#queso*edit#i'm not as satisfied with this gifset as i am with the other two#but it just will have to do
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Forgot to post this one
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