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reading well written joel miller fics is so funny in that they make me want to FUCKING KILL MYSELF
#every well written joel fic is so heart wrenching and upsetting and beautiful and i hate it.#can that man ever catch a break#the worst ones are the ones that start pre outbreak and then there’s an insanely devastating separation before reuniting far post outbreak#those fr make me want to die so badly. so badly.#will continue on reading them though#taal talks
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emergency commissions
long story short, i got a lot of stuff going on. one thing being i need a dental crown that’s going to cost me $528 to get done (and that’s with my insurance). plus other mandatory expenditures that’s making it hard to get by comfortably right now.
i’m opening up commissions and am taking as many as i need to cover my dental care and help me get through the rest of this month.
i can draw your OC’s (including anything from MMOs), anthros/furries, any kind of creature, as well as well fandom stuff or illustrate scenes from your fic!
please visit my commission page for prices, more info, and examples! and don’t hesitate to reach out if you have questions about something.
i also have a ko-fi. any boosting is much appreciated 🤍
#commissions#i’m tired man i just can’t ever seem to catch a break lol#anyway let me draw for u so i can get this tooth done and out of the way
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i think what bothers me so much is that i know the minecraft movie will be successful because kids will probably flock to watch it because theyre kids, and most adults will go to watch it "ironically" or hate watch it. which means it will get many many views and they will be rewarded for this steaming hot pile of garbage. meanwhile actual animated series and movies with lots of heart put into them fail and get disregarded simply because theyre animated. thats what pisses me off the most.
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Hi Have I ever mentioned IDW’s Donnie might be one of my favorite iterations of the character ever
#for any fans out there of Donnie just going through it I highly reccomended the IDW Comics#like seriously Mans can NOT catch a break#none of them really can to be honest#like fourty pages from now mans is going to be fighting a robot version of himself in hand to hand combat and it’s going to be EMOTIONAL#anyway I love you IDW getting into that series was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made LMAO#tmnt#tmnt IDW#not my art#idw donnie
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“doomed by the narrative” this, “doomed by the narrative” that, literally none of your blorbos are him
#for anyone who doesn’t know starkid’s stuff this isn’t actually a joke#he dies in literally every single timeline he is in and often dies twice because his insane future self#is nearly always wandering around the same timeline#and eldritch god looked at him and for no apparent reason went ‘ooooh the skrunkle 💖💖💖 I hope he explodes’#and then made sure that he does and goes insane and ruins his own life in every single timeline#and then when he dies in his physical form he goes to the bastard box so that eldritch god can torture him more#like ‘facilitates him traveling through time so he can accidentally kill his first love and best friend who he thought left his life’#‘without any warning and who he has been grieving and ruining his life over ever since’ type messing with#and there’s like no reason for the god to be so obsessed with this man he is LITERALLY just a sleazeball office worker#AND said god has a weird fixation on his little brother too!!!#literally cannot catch a fuckibg break#also said god is usually called Tinky which is just another layer. imagine your life being ruined by a game named after a teletubbie#the narrative HATES this guy
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ive never said it but i am actually so fucking pissed that sukuna took over megumi n is using his technique n his shikigami n is fighting every single person he loves 🙂
#jjk manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#sukuna was ok when he was w yuuji#a lil bit charming even#but w megumi he’s literally the bigGEST ASSHOLE i have ever seen#n it was hot#for like a minute#maybe a few chapters#then he started fighting gojo and i was like nah man fuck you#🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂#i feel like im never angry on here#but goddamn can no one catch a fucking break#also everyone’s just standing there spectating and watching like its a wrestling match or smth#like i get it but also NO I DONT FUCKING GET IT#whatever man im pissed
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i need Creation to go talk to pac right now man you can’t imply that something bad is coming for him and that « his time is short » and just leave it at that
#man qpac can’t catch a break#he WILL get caught in every unfortunate situation he can#bro is already potentially threatened but one entity now ANOTHER ONE#i can’t do this#doomed by every narrative ever#qsmp
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Was that close to live the worst day of my life. God bless I have the worst sleeping schedule on earth jesus fuckin' christ
#Dunkar rant#If I wasn't there to intervene...#Fuck man#Can't ever catch a break can I#Sorry for monologuing but im in shock rn
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fuck i should go to sleep cause ive got school in the morning but. listening to 30/90 by andrew garfield got me fucked up
#i first heard the song from the greatest showmen kareoke.. i still remember that day vividly#it was the only one of the offcollab week streams i was able to catch and i was listening to it while going to the doctor w my father#shit man..#not to mention that one of the last magni streams in was able to catch was the kareoke w bettel after his 1.5 debut#that stream helped me calm down abt my finals#then the final magni stream i caught was his turning lines into drawings stream#and i watched that during the lunch break on the second day of my finals#its been 2 weeks since their graduation announcements but i still cant let go i think#cant fully comprehend it#like. sure i can watch their PLs but their content there simply isnt for me. it feels different ykno#im still mourning the loss of what couldve been and all that#i wish the both of them the best but i cant help but feel conflicted and bittersweet abt it#i dont feel like going further on my thoughts#but know that i will support holostars till the day i die. i swear on it#edit. not to mention how earlier this year i had to go through some of the most stressful dance practices ever#and during the breaks i ended up watching a couple vesper clips to calm me down. like that one staz clip where he#talked abt his uncle and brother
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It’s easy enough to tell just how much something really got to Kaeya based on the air around him. He’s so carefully in control of his own emotions and Vision alike, his true feelings tend to go unnoticed or masked as something else. But if it really threw him or a loop or upset him in some way, a notable change in temperatures ( proportionate to how much he was affected ) is the surest sign, regardless of his poker face.
#hc; kaeya#//You know it's BAD bad if ice actively starts forming on himself/nearby without him noticing or in spite of him trying to keep calm#//But that usually only happened if something's truly threatening a loved one and he can't do a damn thing about it#//Or otherwise brought out of him by certain folks he's attached to. Like a certain claymore user for instance#//If Diluc ever tried to initiate reconciliation abruptly or even began to pry into his business; Kae is deffo bound to freeze something#//And he would sure hope Diluc wouldn't try to grab his shoulder or otherwise touch him unexpectedly; bc he'd give the man HELLA frostburn#//Pyro and Cryo do Not mix well; especially not if he was already stressed to begin with#//Anyone else trying to pry would get a chill in the air; whether bc of annoyance or rising stress#//Though Jean could also get him to freeze smth if she catches him off-guard a lot easier than most#//Especially if it flusters him--he would accidentally make a flurry burst of ice crystals the moment the feeling hits#//She and Diluc are the people he is/was most attached to; so ofc they're the ones who can get the strongest reactions out of him#//Diluc genuinely angry; whether at Kae or someone near; is also v likely to make him freeze the ground or smth he's holding#//Same with Jean; he assumes--he has yet to see her actually angry; but he genuinely Fears how it would go#//And the thought alone makes frost spread#//The traveler is depending on what exactly it is they do. Angry with him; it's a chill. Hurt; chill; maybe some frost depending#//Otherwise he's got a good handle on his emotions around them#//Y'know how in Frozen when Elsa froze her own room & then later in the prison when she froze her cell & shit started breaking?#//Yeah; that was what happened the first sleep after The Confrontation and during his stay at the Winery#//Both bc of Diluc lashing out and bc he was finally able to process Crepus' death#//Mans could not sleep Anywhere without the room ending up sealed in ice#//And only got worse each and every time Diluc's Vision flickered and dimmed#//He is thoroughly convinced the fact that he kept it on his person constantly is the reason he didn't get himself sick or worse#//He felt so awful for the staff and Adelinde especially if it got bad enough that she needed to get him to come out so it all could melt#//Or otherwise pull him out of his spiraling so he didn't actually compromise himself; the structure; or anyone else#//Would always act like she needed him to fetch her something; but he Knew. He Knew; and was mortified each and even time#//It got easier to control as the years went by; especially after/whenever Diluc replied to his letters#//But occasionally a particular nightmare would get him. Sometimes does in present day; but he's quicker to recover than back then#//When Jean got sick; her desk space had frost coating it while he worked. And when he heard she disappeared on Barbara?#//He froze and broke her inkwell; his coffee mug; and several pens#//All of which he replaced and swore Noelle to utmost secrecy
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Oh god you can see the tyre hitting his rear wing on the replay 😭😭😭
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Honestly "I could give you the world but you'd poison the seas" is Frosscore enough that it could apply to most people who have ever cared about him. But also, it should clearly be about Lis. Combine that with Aloy's "Elisabet is the only reason you even have a planet to return to" for greater impact. Boom
#not to be obsessed with not only my own playlists but also my own writing but. man. poetic cinema#starting to think that the reason fross is always self-sabotaging is because he's already convinced that everything will inevitably go wron#and instead of waiting for it to catch him off guard he just. poisons it a little himself first.#and maybe then it won't hurt as much when shit does hit the fan!#(< look at this dumbass (me) having the exact same realization about my characters five separate times bc my memory sucks 😔)#but just look at his history. every time he tried to do something the right way in earnest it got fucked up for reasons out of his control#so. i could see it. why put in the effort to do things the right way if he's gonna get disappointed in the end?#it's almost like the hurdles that he himself creates are a test. and smth can only be worth pursuing if it can endure those hurdles first#it makes sense why his redemption arc starts once he's stuck on earth and he's like.#''ok now nemesis is gonna kill me for sure. there is nothing i can do to make this situation any worse. guess i'll wash the dishes fml''#lol#but i also think about pre-apocalypse fross practically begging tilda to let him have something that's uniquely his. even if it sucks#(putting a pin on fross's anxieties about being cloned and his disdain towards aloy and beta in that regard)#because he feels like he's always been pulled by external forces and he doesn't know how to break free. doesn't think he even WANTS to#because it's all he's ever known. and stepping outside of his comfort zone is scary :')#but of course he doesn't have the emotional awareness to even be aware of any of that lmao. pity#oc: fross#oc tag#ramble#anyways. sorry i put the meat of this post in the tags. i didn't expect to write this much lol
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I haven’t got mushroom left in my head for any more thoughts (:
#man things are getting really fucking hard again#why can I never catch a break#I feel like I’m broken#nothing can ever go right#fuck sake#anyway#my pic#mushrooms#my photography
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in like five years when they return to the whole. irene was the birthmother & effectively forced raven to give kurt up so that the timeline progressed in a way that ensured both stayed alive at the cost of kurt growing up not knowing his origins & said origins having their memories erased or heavily altered to the point they could view their own son as an enemy to dispose of for a number of years. thing. you Will catch me in a corner sniffling loudly bout it all.
#comics only come out so quickly so ofc im not expecting anything in the near future#but i miss the fam.......#kurt can Nawt fuckin catch a break w/ all his moms rifp 😔😔😔😔😔😔#irene ily youre such a cool character & it was all in the name of love for your wife & son but man..... Man................#thinking again bout jacob geller's vid abt nothing ever stops existing where he dives into media that explore that whole#precognizant view at the world where everything that has happened will happen & Is happening is simultaneous#or has so much overlap in the mind's eye theyre virtually indistinguishable & how that colors characters' perceptions of reality#how it alters their behaviors & the way they feel about what they know for a certainty lies in their future#because theyre experiencing their future in the present which then becomes a memory which is a past#there's thinks to be had re that vid w/ moira n the moira engine too but this ain't about her#lays down........... ues...............#ooc. oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven.
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Heated Waters
synopsis: being married is hard, being married without seeing each other is even harder.
⚝ content: Hiromi Higuruma x F! Reader, nsfw, bathtub sex, fingering, Hiromi neglects his wife, but boy does he make up for it
⚝ wc: 1.9k
“Yeah we do it pretty much every day.”
Satoru said, taking a leisurely sip of his water. His pale face alight with mischief, a shit-eating grin across his lips. His three coworkers stared at him in (jealousy) disbelief.
Suguru was the first to break the silence, wanting to save face “Everyday is a bit much, isn’t it, Satoru?”
Satoru chuckled, his blue eyes glinting with amusement as he watched his friend squirm. "What about you guys? How often do our married friends get it in?" His gaze flickered to Nanami, who cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses, his eyes fixed on the steam rising from his coffee cup.
“Twice a week, I suppose…”
Satoru's smile widened, clearly entertained by the responses he was drawing out. He then turned his attention to the oldest among them, Hiromi Higuruma, who was carefully straightening his tie, a subtle attempt to avoid eye contact.
“What about you, Higuruma?”
“Your wife, (Y/N) is a little younger than you, right? C’mon Higuruma-San…She a total freak?” Satoru teased.
Hiromi's jaw tightened, a flicker of irritation crossing his features as his grip on his coffee cup tightened. He took a slow, measured breath, his voice strained but controlled when he finally spoke.
“Please don’t talk about my wife like that.”
But Satoru, ever the instigator, didn’t back down. “It’s just us guys riiggght? And I can’t lie Higuruma, you’re one lucky guy. (Y/N) is a catch.”
Nanami nodded in agreement, as did Suguru, though both seemed to sense the discomfort growing in Hiromi. The older man could only sigh, his shoulders sagging under the weight of the conversation.
It was true—you were everything he could have ever wanted in a partner. Beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted—his perfect match. If heaven existed, Hiromi was certain you’d be the only one worthy of it.
But long nights in the office, and early mornings preparing for court would take a toll on any relationship. The truth was… Hiromi hadn’t touched you in over a month. By the time he came home—you were fast asleep, and weekends were spent running the mountain of errands you couldn’t get to during the week. You loved each other of course, but it was hard. A month without feeling the warmth of your husband's hands all over your skin was starting to weigh heavily on both of you.
“You don’t have to answer Higuruma-san..” Nanami chimed in, sensing his elder colleague’s discomfort.
“Over a month.” Hiromi exhaled, the truth slipping out before he could stop it.
The room fell silent, the weight of his words sinking in.
“WHAT?” Gojo audibly gasps. “Your wife looks like THAT and you haven’t f—”
Suguru swiftly cut him off with a well-placed elbow to the chest. “Satoru… leave Higuruma alone.” The long-haired male warns. “Still, that is surprising.”
“I know I know..” Higuruma pinches his bridge. He wanted nothing more than to have his wife under him… on top of him. But the endless stream of work kept him trapped in a cycle of exhaustion. “I’ve been so busy I can’t even remember the last time I actually spoke to her properly.”
Suguru offered an apologetic smile. “Sounds like you need a break.”
“Sounds like you need some puss—” Nanami quickly elbowed Satoru in the chest before he could finish his sentence.
Hiromi shook his head, letting out a dry chuckle as he ran a hand through his dark locks, clearly frustrated with himself. “I appreciate your concern, guys, but I don’t see how I can take a break right now. I have so much work to do, and I’m the only one who knows how to handle all of it.”
“Higuruma-San. Satoru will take care of the paperwork for you.” Nanami suggested with a deadpan expression.
“HUH?” Satoru blurted out, clearly caught off guard by the sudden assignment.
“Yeah,” Nanami continued, ignoring Satoru’s protest. “It’s not like he actually does any work around here anyway.”
Suguru smirked, nodding in agreement. “That’s true. You might as well make yourself useful, Satoru.”
Before Hiromi could protest, the trio moved in unison—Suguru grabbing Hiromi’s briefcase, Nanami steering him toward the door, and Satoru sighing dramatically as he resigned himself to the task.
“Are… are you boys sure about this? I don’t want to burden you–”
“Nonsense! Go home and take care of your wife!”
Hiromi placed his briefcase by the door, his tie feeling suddenly too tight around his neck. He loosened it with a sigh, running a hand through his hair as he glanced around. The familiar scent of home greeted him. It was comforting yet bittersweet, a reminder of all the moments he had missed. The living room was tidy, the soft hum of the dishwasher running in the kitchen. You had clearly been busy, taking care of the house as you always did, even when he wasn’t around.
“Honey?” Hiromi calls out to you, his voice echoing slightly in the stillness.
Frowning, he shrugged off his jacket and draped it over the back of a chair before making his way down the hall. As he approached the bathroom, he noticed a faint light seeping out from under the door, accompanied by the sound of water gently lapping against the tub.
He hesitated for a moment, then slowly opened the door.
The sight that greeted him made his breath catch in his throat. There you were, reclining in the bathtub, your eyes closed, head resting on the edge as steam rose around you. The soft glow of candles illuminated the room, casting a warm, serene light over your features.
You looked so peaceful, so beautiful—that it almost hurt to look at you. The tension in his shoulders eased slightly as he took in the sight, but the guilt and longing only deepened. How long had it been since he’d taken the time to appreciate you like this? Since he’d been able to just… be with you?
You opened your eyes, gaze meeting your husband as he leaned against the door frame.
“Hiromi?” you murmured, your voice soft, almost questioning, as if unsure whether he was really there or just a figment of your imagination.
“Hey Honey…” his voice equally soft, as he took a tentative step closer. The warmth of the room seemed to wrap around him, melting away some of the day’s stress.
“You’re home early.” You muse, looking at him as you rested your arms on the tub. He doesn’t respond, just walks towards you with purposeful steps.
Hiromi stares down at you with half-lidded eyes.“The guys decided I need a break.” He paused, his breath hitching slightly as he continued, “Can I join you?” A playful smirk tugged at the corner of your lips.
“Only if you take off your clothes this time.”
A dry chuckle escaped his lips as he unbuttons his dress shirt, letting each article of clothing fall to the tile floor. As he finally sheds his boxers before settling behind you. You exhaled softly, the tension you’d been holding onto for weeks dissipating as you sank into your husband’s embrace.
Hiromi didn’t waste a moment, his lips finding the sensitive skin of your neck, placing lazy, lingering kisses along the curve where your shoulder met your throat. His breath was warm against your skin, his kisses slow and unhurried, as if savoring every second, every inch of you.
His hands weren’t idle either, tracing gentle patterns along your stomach, moving upwards to cup your breasts with a tenderness that made your breath hitch. He nipped lightly at your earlobe, his voice a husky murmur, “I’ve missed you… more than you know.”
“Missed you too ‘Romi..” Your voice trembling as the almost foreign heat began to pool in your core.
Deft fingers teased your nipples, rolling and pinching—eliciting a soft moan from your lips as your body arched into his touch. Your hand reached back, tangling in his dark locks, pulling him closer as his lips traveled down to your shoulder, his other hand snaking under the water to your aching cunt.
“ahhhh… s-shitt..” You cry out as Hiromi’s fingers slowly circle your swollen bud. His touch light, teasing.
“Thirty-two days… I’m so sorry m’love.” He mumbles into your shoulder as he slips a slender digit into your entrance. Your walls flutter immediately around the intrusion, as he gently pumped into you.
He adds another finger, curling up to the spot he had neglected all those weeks. He extended his thumb to rub your clit. You arch your back against him, feeling his cock twitch against your ass.
“Hiro…” you moan, reaching behind for him, but he bites down lightly on your shoulder.
“Not yet, pretty girl, want you t’cum first okay?”
He whispers as he feels your gummy walls clench around him.
He speeds up his ministrations, digits stuffing your cunt as your pussy throbs and squelches. Your whimpers echo around the tiled walls, water lapping around your bodies.
You feel the pressure building as each thrust of his long fingers brush against your g-spot.
“g-gonna cum!”
“Cum f’me sweetheart please—god… need it so bad.” Hiromi mumbles as he pumps even faster.
“a-ahh!” you cry as you reach your high, walls clenching as you cum on your husband’s hand. He removes his fingers from you, moving to gently circle your clit as you come down from your orgasm.
You both stay there for a moment, your heavy breathing the only sound occupying the space, mingling with the gentle slosh of water against the porcelain tub. Hiromi’s arms wrapped securely around your waist, pulling you closer.
Slowly, he lifted you, the warm water swirling around you both as he maneuvered you to face him, settling you on his lap. Your legs instinctively wrapped around his waist, your knees pressing against the cool sides of the tub.
You straddled Hiromi, your bodies now fully aligned, chest to chest. Your husband's dark, half-lidded eyes bore into yours, his expression a mixture of raw need and unspoken tenderness. He let his hands rest on your waist for a moment, thumbs tracing gentle circles against your damp skin as he took in the sight of you.
“I don’t know how I’ve stayed away from you for so long…” his voice breaking slightly as if the admission pained him.
Your breath hitched as you shifted slightly in his lap, feeling the tension between you intensify. Hiromi’s hands slid up your sides, his touch deliberate and slow, leaving a trail of heat in their wake as his lips finally found yours. The kiss was deep, full of hunger that had been simmering between you both for far too long.
His grip on your waist tightened as he deepened the kiss, his tongue sliding against yours in a dance that left you dizzy with need.
Breaking the kiss, Hiromi leaned his forehead against yours, his breath coming in shallow gasps.
“I won’t make that mistake again.”
Without a word, he rose from the tub, lifting you effortlessly into his arms. Water cascaded down your bodies, pooling at your feet as he carried you toward the bedroom, his lips trailing wet kisses down the side of your neck.
He laid you gently onto the bed, your back sinking into the soft silken sheets, but Hiromi didn’t waste any time. His gaze darkening as he climbed over you, his body hovering just above yours, his eyes drinking you in like a man starved.
“I’m going to make up for every second I’ve missed.”
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finally found a way to read all the raws of TME ive been patiently waiting for and oh my god
Lyla is such a fucking funny protagonist i love her. The way she keeps being clever makes her adorable too.
but also baby Lyla and Daniel's relationship is so fucking cute to me I wanna headpat both of them they're baby together
and then the empress!!! displaying the exact same behaviors as Helene from the shaking of her hands to the nervous expression on her face!!! they really are like mother like daughter (and man can i not hate Arne as a character ahaha. I know she's like,,, the arguably worst character so far in the story but Arne is stupidly well written I actually care for her A Lot. which is a tangent i WILL save for another day but like. damn. every goddamn character in this story is loveable to bits and I love how it's hard to truly hate anyone in this story)
#the mighty extra: one girl changes the world#manwha#im fucking gushing over Daniel being a qpt big brother-ish figure to Lyla atm#If Sienna ever gets resurrected can she please ditch the Emperor and adopt Daniel and Helene#and maybe also establish a friendly relationship with Arne when they both ditch the emperor??#everyone in this manga/manwha is so qpt-coded i fucking adore it#from Fian/Lyla to Daniel & Lyla & Sienna to every other goddamn relationship in here#if ever i need to point out the definition of what queerplatonic means#this manga is fucking it ahahahaha#also i may seem like i hate the emperor but no i like him#his motives make sense#he's in a fucked-up situation that's driven him to a literal breaking point#i mean the guy can't catch a break no wonder he's such an ass#i don't think there's truly any antagonist in this story who is impossible to root for#not even the Kylon Emperor is hateable 'cause like#he's an understandable person#and now i have a better idea of why Paris keeps trying his damndest to become Emperor like man poor Paris#please i need to shout about this manga it's such a fucking ride peak storytelling for real
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