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Muuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, how do you draw human body so weellll, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾
I have been obsessed with this man
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luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.
#i think it's incredibly interesting to see how easy it would have been to recruit percy#if luke omnitted the shoes from his initial plan#then percy would've returned to camp angry at zeus for being a neglectful parent and king#angry at hades for encasing his mother in gold and trapping her near-dying soul in the underworld#angry at hepheastus for designing a trap to encase other demigods in gold as a test of faith#and angry at athena for leaving annabeth to die over something that was percy's fault alone#i think hermes and poseidon are the only gods percy would tolerate because they've expressed remorse and longing for their mortal family#and i think THAT is where percy and luke would have clashed had luke been successful in recruiting#luke insisting the gods will never change and percy over the years learning that maybe they can#and then annabeth telling percy abt the great prophecy and he has to decide if he wants to follow destiny or create his own#i would eat that shit up y'all#anways rant over#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#luke castellan#the lighting theif#the lightning theif: the series#pjo tv series#pjo tv concept#luke fatal flaw should've been impatience#(too quick to act on a decision without thinking it through)#(the one trait from his father he can't seem to escape)#luke recruiting percy#traitor percy
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Various doodles of the Dorito Twins.
I just like to play with them like dolls and put them into situations.
#woo dragons art be upon you#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#pyramid steve#have fun decoding! won't give the answers in the tags cuz that's taking the fun away#anyway. anyone wanna hear some additional thoughts of mine to the images? of course you do.#[IMAGE 1: originally i also wanted to do a ''mom said it's my turn'' but decided against it then. also. they are playing#Super Battle Siblings™ for the BoxBox64.™ ''but op. the n64 didn't exist in the eighties yet'' do i look like I fucking care.]#[IMAGE 2: i struggled pretty badly with those darn shoes. the shoes too big for the goddamn hes. anyway.#i also had to change the color of bill cuz he looked fucking sun burned.]#[IMAGE 3: if bill fucked our mom it's just fair that steve fucked our dads. i also always had this one tumblr post in mind that goes like:#''is the opposite of 'forgive me father for I have sinned' 'sorry daddy for being dirty'?'']#[IMAGE 4: actually no additional thoughts. squish the cat.]#[IMAGE 5: I once saw a drawing that had the steve equivalent to 'universe is a hologram. reality is an illusion. buy gold.' but all I -#remember is that it said 'eat copper' at the end. i also used minecraft ingots pngs cuz it's funny]#[IMAGE 6: the alpha twin title belongs to the silly ones. I don't make the rules.]#[IMAGE 7: :) ]#[OTHER: there's something else I had planned for this but I thought too much about it so now it's gonna be a comic.#hope i can finish it til next Wednesday]#have a lovely day everyone :]
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*archduke voice* “Excuse me. He asked for no pickles”
#my art#changed his fit to match the concept art more cause DAMN I love the fur coat one#however I did keep his dumb fuck shoes#they cannot be separated#gortash 100% picks out Deliverance’s clothes#this guy can barely comprehend anything outside of KILLING and MURDERING and BLOOD and#sopping wet pathetic durge gets caught eating people by the guards#yes he is a cannibal among other things#bg3#bg3 gortash#enver gortash#archduke enver gortash#bg3 durge#tav deliverance#bg3 dark urge#durgetash#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 fanart
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Breakfast 🍳
#solid snake#Hal emmerich#otacon#Otasune#snotacon#The art of a lemon wedge#too much content out there of these guys not knowing how to cook and not enough of them having a nice breakfast#do I think snake can cook tho?#well#i dint think he's going to serve u anything delicious but it will certainly be a mmeal that that isn't bad#And while I do think otacon skips meals when he's too into his work#He's He's still on OTAKU#u can't convince me he DOESNT go to those japanses resuturant#That have those sections where u can take off ur shoes and sit on the floor to eat#And going :o they just do everything better in japan#anyways
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i love that the murder time trio all have dangerous little greetings. horror has his little hand drill thing. killer puts a knife up his sleeve and then does a little switcharoo. dust INSTINCTIVELY shoots whoever he sees with a bone. no greeting whatsoever. so just imagine how things go on a first meeting or whatever. immediately horror and killer have to dodge bones from dust and horror's like hey wtf man. mildly irritated but he just met these guys so he's willing to forgive. he's not gonna lose his cool in front of these two random ass guys even though one just tried to kill him. killer just has that dumbass smile on his face like always (but he was intrigued when dust did that. like who tries to kill someone on first sight?? he's curious now :3)
and then theyre all just standing together and staring for a moment and horror sticks out his hand. killer takes the bait but then he just points a knife to horror's stolen eye once he realizes that he got duped and his other hand is now currently being drilled into. dust didn't shake either of their hands because he could see the drill and tell that killer had something off about him in general. but he does give a tiny smile when he sees the state that the two r in rn with the drill and knife. it's an eensy bit funny in his eyes
least violent mtt interaction
#overall?? first good impression on all their parts#except horror because he doesn't like to get threatened or risk dying#but he gets over it (he never does)#i'm at that stage of mtt fan where i cant afford to ignore phantom paps anymore and leave him out from the hc#immediately once dust saw the other two paps commented on how ugly they were#dust must have the strength of fucking Hercules or something because like#phantom papyrus probably drops some of the most hilarious bangers that only he can hear and he just CANNOT laugh or else he'll look dumb#i wouldnt last a day in dusts shoes if phantom paps said shit like that. i'd die of holding back laughter#how many off hand comments does paps make he just has to let out his laughs in private#violence is sooooo funny to them they wish they could throw the other 2 into a volcano#triglycercule will you ever run out of mtt ideas??? i dunno......#as long as im alive i can find a way to make my life about the mtt#this post was written august 22 still a peak idea tho LMAO#the phantom papyrus making outrageous comments thingy is funny enough to be its own post HOLD ON LMAO#listen this didnt happen in my mtt fic LITERALLY about them meeting but it did in another universe TRUST TRUST TRUST#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#i'm so eepy....... i need to stay awake................#still have 70 soon to be 71 drafts left in my loaded gun we WILL survive through the winter if i eat one draft every day
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"This is an absolutely terrible idea," he says with a kind of amazement in his voice.
"Yes," I tell him, kicking off my boots.
PLEASE TELL ME CHAPTER 20 WAS PART OF THE PLAN!! WTF GHOST?!?!
#the cruel prince#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#jude x cardan#ghost#i cant believe this#the utter betrayal#locke please eat a dirty old shoe#i want to think locke can grow and become a decent person#but most times im waiting to throw him off a bridge#the wicked king
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sick and tired of not having a charles plushie to go with my magneto one i fear i'm gonna have to remember how to sew
#snap chats#i finished up that wack wip i posted on thursday. got that shit on TWITTER#maybe ill post those on tumblr too if i doodle more Debauchery this weekend and i can just throw them in as bonuses#BUT YEAH VLAKJLKJAV i thought of going to the store today to get plushie supplies#and my bro's workin near the craft store and he was like 'if youre going out could you get me my work shoes i brought my house shoes'#and like a fool i thought 'oh yeah ill just do it after i finish the drawings today theyre almost done anyway so'#im a fool. IM SO SORRY BRO VLAKJLKA but yeah ima go out now#maybe eat. im not going out to eat im gona have something beefore i leave but yeah#sorry bro i couldnt get you your sneakers i was drawing old man yaoi. again.#its ruining my life guys i promise.....
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Blitz and Stolas are so down bad for each other and yet at the same time are simultaneously convinced the other could under no circumstance care for them in a way that isn't primal carnal attraction...
Get me out of the simulation i hate (affectionate) these idiots!😭😭
#helluva boss#stolitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss blitzo#I'm going to eat my shoe ehy are they making me suffer like this#like oh you can look at eachother forlornly but only when no onew looking!?#you clowns! the circus has already burned down!#stolas ars goetia#blitzø#stolas x blitz#listen i love my emotionally constipated sons but I WILL chain them to eachother and lock them in a room ig this continues
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luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years
i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start
#this would all be without xin mo eating at my brain btw#were the things he did wrong? of course. can you blame him? absolutely not.#like lets not act like at least half of us wouldnt go insane#i would be devastated#just.. place urself in his shoes ok#like he was able to still change for the better despite all the shit he went through#able to realize his wrongdoings and make up for them#thats fucking amazing and we should not discredit him ok#my ass would probably do the same thing as him tbh. or have a whole mental breakdown. or both#also same goes for bingge i wouldve done the same shit too probably. id fuck shen jiu up#again#not excusing his actions but i feel like people seem to focus on that part of him way too much when we literally see his character growth#and yeah hes still just a little unhinged but arent we all#hell some people are WAY more fucked up than binghe and they didnt even go through#i love him so much can you tell#so anyways yes if he were real i would date him hes so relatable#because then id now that he would actually change for the better and make things up and learn from his mistakes#yeah haha yes hes a red flag whatever all jokes and fun but are we just gonna ignore his development???#im not a binghe apologist. maybe.#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#luo bingmei
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Y'all..........exam day
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Just two stories away from finishing ffs for Tamlin's week💦 My brain already refuses to cooperate on this project and wants to go back to Frozen
#rambling#btw what would you do to piss off or provoke tamlin?#all i can come up with is splashing ink and flower eating his documents#maybe some mud in his shoes#lame i know#any ideas?
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Just replayed A Warden's Best Friend, and it occurred to me how uncharacteristically grumpy Davrin is for the first bit.
Then I remembered he's been stuck on top of a mountain with 13 flying puppies for weeks, which explains it completely.
#dragon age: veilguard#spoiler#i guess?#remi: alright after the 'Beaktooth eats shoes' debacle all griffons will be sleeping in their crates tonight#remi (sleep deprived) the next day: alright after the incessant screaming last night all griffons will still be sleeping in their crates#but Beaky and Rumptail will be sleeping in the same crate so they don't cry#lancit the next morning: alright after the 'everyone escaped and divebombed camp screaming' fiasco last night#all griffons will be sleeping in their crates and Stormwing will get a padlock because she can apparently open the latch#Assan can go back to sleeping in Davrin's tent because he slept through the whole thing even when somebody opened his crate#also because he hasn't eaten anyone's shoes yet
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when it's a rare sunny day in gotham, it's time to break out the skateboard
#his boyfriends took the pic <3#speaking of his boyfriends#i imagine that bernard is the only one that wears gold jewelry#hence only the necklace and earring are gold for him#and i imagine that tim and yj got together for a day of just piercings#i feel like tim would eat up the fang piercings#also tooth gap for him#as a treat#oh the shoelaces were picked by kon and bernard#tim: hello my lovely boyfriends would you like to pick out shoelaces for me#kon and bernard: *pick the brightest colors there* :)#tim: :/#he secretly loves it and they know it#talking about his shoes#his silly friends n family drew on them#so cute#imagine theres more on the other side of the shoes as well#and under the skateboard theres so many stickers and doodles#i wanna skateboard can you tell ?#dcu#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#fanart#art#fan art#my art#tim drake#tim drake wayne#tim drake fanart
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Hi, same ‘how can I make this about Striker’ anon from before. I dont know how to feel about the ‘Satan is Striker’s father theory’ because on 1 hand I guess it could work??? But also it just doesnt sit that right with me, like I feel like if Striker was literally half sin he’d act/be more powerful than he was shown to be so far. My numerous ideas for his backstory basically change by the daily because I think about him too much but I only gave credence to the ‘Striker’s half royalty’ idea once and even then I wrote it in a way where Striker didnt know about it/had zero idea that was the case to begin with.
Not to mention that him being half-royalty would technically be a way to dismiss his (very valid) arguments about the upper class but maybe thats just me imagining the worse case scenario. For all I know it could be the most well-executed plot point ever.
If Satan isn’t Striker’s father than once we actually see the Envy Ring we’re gonna get ‘Leviathan is Striker’s father’ theories instead because they’re both snake-based. If Striker IS half royalty, than I could imagine it to be some sort of goetia, maybe, but half deadly sin? Next Striker ep appearance would need to have him pull off the most insane shit ever that a imp cant do for me to consider it plausible
I’m responding to this so late but omg anon yes you’re so right.
I feel like the only way the twist of Striker being a half blueblood could work would be if he straight up didn’t know about it and/or if they suddenly give him more power and strength that we’ve never seen from any other imp, like you mentioned. But again regardless of him knowing or not, like you also said, it completely negates his entire character and everything Striker’s said up to this point about royals and how they treat those lower than them.
Which only continues to be validated to the point where Blitz is now echoing his sentiments in canon. So like ??? It wouldn’t make sense for the show to suddenly invalidate Striker’s points after directly paralleling his words with Blitz’s.
Striker’s entire existence is to be a dark reflection of Blitz anyway. They’re two sides of the same coin. Striker is who Blitz would be if he let himself drown in his sorrows and his grief. If he let his anger control him. If he let himself do things alone. For as much as Blitz pushes people away he cares too much about others to truly let himself be alone.
As far as we know - Striker has always been alone. Or at least we know he’s been alone since he lost everything. Which is honestly the big thing people are missing when they talk about the Striker is Satan’s son theory - the entire scene where Striker voices his grievances to Stolas about his experience with royals.
This is the scene that tells us everything. And if it was meant to foreshadow something as huge as Striker being a literal sin’s child then the dialogue choice and the BODY LANGUAGE of Striker during this monologue would be insanely different.
The emphasis this scene gives to his claims of having to live a hard life, losing everything, and being talked over. That is Striker talking about his experience.
His feelings. His loss. His anger.
He is SO angry. Too angry for it all to just be about being a bastard son.
I’ve watched, analyzed, and thought SO MUCH about this moment right before he cuts Stolas’ ropes.
The pure disgust and anger on his face. The way he shakes. His eye twitches. He grinds his teeth. He growls. He’s pissed.
This is insanely personal to him. This is part of him. This is who he is. This disdain runs through his veins. He’s made it part of his identity. He was so scorned that he just cannot let it go.
This is not just anger about a royal parent or a loss of status.
This is anger from a man who was failed by Hell’s system and has not healed from it. He has not allowed himself to heal and he refuses to.
This is Striker’s way of taking back control that he once lost.
And not even mentioning the fact that Striker’s canonically a WANTED MAN in TWO Rings.
Wrath (y’know Satan’s ring) AND Pride.


Considering royalty in this universe is all about status and reputation, you’d think a sin wouldn’t want their kid just having their face plastered everywhere like that?? Cuz it’s embarrassing?? Just wanted to point that out😭
#anyways if im wrong and he is satan’s kid i will eat my shoe LMAO#again i wanna make it clear im not against the idea in general#fanfics and fanart??? go wild bro#i have my own thoughts on how it could work in a fanon setting#i just dont think it works canonically#it ruins sm of striker’s character and not enough ppl publicly address that#it just feels like a twist for the sake of a twist and disregards striker’s character as a whole#and that makes me sad yk#it also like reminds me of the webby is scrooges daughter twist from ducktales 2017#and LORD KNOWS i do not like that twist or how that was handled#i just think striker’s story works and its more tragic if he remains an example of just how bad things in hell can get for imps#but most ppl dont care about striker so it’s fine i’ll be delulu 😭#i talked too much in this post im sorry im just tired of the striker slander lol#helluva boss#helluva boss striker#striker helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#blitz helluva boss#helluva boss satan#satan helluva boss#character analysis
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another gegg doodle bc drawing gegg experiencing happiness is like therapy or whatever
#ive started drawing him w random appendages#goop tail. goop wings. antennae. tiny horns. hes melting into the ground#i like 2 think he cant fly w his goop wings but he can glide like a paraglider can. he just doesnt want 2 do that#also doesnt wear shoes#gegg eats all the cupcakes himself. his goo gets all over them and neither dapper nor qbbh can eat them. yay!#qsmp#qsmp gegg#qsmp slimecicle#next planned drawing i think: gegg and baghera#eins lil drawings#qsmp fanart
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