#camilo is sassy

[prophetic-hijinks]

Prophetic Vignettes aka One Shot Comics

Sisterly Bonding

A city outing

First kiss a go!

Birds of a feather

Weaponized cuteness

Kiss and Tell (mildly PG-13)

Bonding with Camilo

Drafty Ruana (NSFW minors DNI)

Hickies (nsfw minors DNI)

Dirty puns are her love language. NSFW a little

Haircuts

Three heartbeats

Omg Triplets?!?

Beach (ball) body

Cravings

Lost in translation

Colorful contractions

Mooooo

Casita is the best babysitter

Angry Kiss

Kiss on the Nose

Kiss on the forehead

Sassy Casita

Love Lost (CW: Infertility, emotional abuse)

F#@$&? Carlos

Ramiro comes home

Bonding with Ramiro

Becoming Madrigal

Feliz cumpleanos

Mis Alguinados

Fanart from Picos Delivery Service

Phones are hard

Perky

She’s got jokes

Constructive criticism

Family counseling

Linear Master Comic List

Silly Comics and Asks

Lucky Cat

Doors

Naps and kisses

Memes

AU Comics

Well this is Awkward

Wet Hot American Summer

Modern Academia Sass

Incorrect Quotes

Confession

That's Embarrassing

Therapy

Triplets

💚 FANWORKS 💚

Au and OC art

🌶️ Hijinks after Dark minors dni

[yellowcry]

Dolores: Oh, we're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad! And Mariano gets the mom!

Mariano: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Luisa: They probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not!

Luisa: I'll be the gay emo cousin!

Mirabel: I will be the son! The hot shot!

Mirabel: Who's only dream is to be a star...

Camilo: I feel like I'm gonna be a fresh out of jail Tío

Isabela: And I'm a sassy Tía

Isabela:... who talks shit about everyone

[chaika-jpeg-shitpost]

[encanto hate... sorry] just watched encanto and idk... in my opinion this movie was a massive waste of creation team's effort and time. it looks beautiful and has a kind message at its core, but the story felt superficial and rushed. everyone involved in its creation should've been working on something a lot better instead. also, i hated the pop sounding songs... "we don't talk about bruno" was good but the rest was impossible to listen to

another thing i got out of watching it is that characters like camilo and hanako from tbhk have a terrifyingly strong grip on people (including me) and i have to figure out the reason behind it. for now the only explanation i found is that sassy thirteen year old boys throw me back to my childhood years when i consantly fell for these type of characters and this nostalgia gets the better of me

[starlightmeadowbloom]

Disney’s Greatest Lad

Sebastian (the Little Mermaid): [talking] You honestly think we should trust these guys?

Scuttle (the Little Mermaid): [talking] Hey, we having more unusual guests coming here in this studio! What more could we ask for?

Flounder (the Little Mermaid): [talking] Ask them to leave?

Hades (Hercules): [talking] Ha, ha, ha! Alright, then… [singing] Haha! Looks like we could use some help
From the Big Boss of Hell himself
Check out his glowing reviews on Yelp

Pain (Hercules): [talking] Five stars!

Panic (Hercules): [talking] Flawless!

The Fates (Hercules): [talking] Greater than great!

Gaston (Beauty and the Beast): [singing] And with a punch of a pentagram
LeFou (Beauty and the Beast): [singing] He wap-bam-boom, alakazam!
Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast): [singing] Usually, he charge a sacrificial lamb
Lumière (Beauty and the Beast): [singing] But we’ll get the Disney rate!

Belle and the Bimbettes (Beauty and the Beast): [talking] You don’t say!

Prince Hans (Frozen): [singing] This will be great now that we’ve got ourselves a chef
The Mice (Cinderella): [singing] (Woh-oh-oh!)
Ratigan (the Great Mouse Detective): [singing] Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
Prince John (Robin Hood): [singing] He’ll rig the game for us because he’s the ref!

Dr. Facilier (the Princess and the Frog): [singing]: Champagne fountains
Jack Skeleton (Nightmare Before Christmas): [singing] Caviar mountains
Both: [singing] That's just a start!

King Magnifico (Wish): [singing] Can we stop for a sec?
We don’t even know the rest
He’s a Fallen Angel than a King of Hell
Don’t you honestly think this is the best?

Asha (Wish): [talking] He might be right.

Bruno Madrigal (Encanto): [singing] He maybe our guy, our day-to-day
But I’m sure he’s won’t be our future teller
Camilo Madrigal (Encanto): [singing] Now, that would be interesting if it’s today

Antonio Madrigal (Encanto): [talking] But Tio Bruno is the best uncle!

Olaf (Frozen): [talking] I agree!

The Genie (Aladdin): [singing] We’d be honored that We’d built such a bond

Jasmine (Aladdin): [talking] Maybe…

Prince Naveen (the Princess and the Frog): [singing] We’ll asked him to grant our wishes that we still have

Princess Tiana (the Princess and the Frog): [talking] Oh, you…

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit (Epic Mickey): [singing] I hate to say this, but seem like it’s worth a shot!

Mickey Mouse: [talking] Hold on, now…

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel): [singing] It’d be funny
You could call him Disney lad!

(Lucifer plays a golden fiddle)
(Alastor plays piano)
(Lucifer plays accordion)

Gremlin Gus (Epic Mickey): [talking] …what the fuck…?

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel): [singing] They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Lucifer MorningStar (Hazbin Hotel): [singing] Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

The Mad Doctor (Epic Mickey): [singing] Thank you, we’re appreciate, but sorry, no thanks!

The Devil (Cuphead: Casino Cups): [singing] No wait, don’t go

We need you to solve this problem

King Magnifico (Wish): [singing] Which we can actually handle this by ourselves

King Dice (Cuphead: Casino Cups): [singing] But we need him than you guys think

Gremlin Gus (Epic Mickey): [talking] Can we just shut up and leave him alone?

The Devil (Cuphead: Casino Cups): [talking] But, Gusie, he might help you guys.

King Dice (Cuphead: Casino Cups): [talking] Why being a pussy unless you’re fancy the king?

Gremlin Gus (Epic Mickey): [talking] Oh, you two sassy piece of—!

Viva (Trolls): [singing] It's me!
And the band!
I know you were all waiting for us!

Poppy (Trolls): [singing] I'm here!
What a gas!
Took a while but we’re present at last!

Viva and Poppy (Trolls): [singing] It's the band!
Viva (Trolls): [singing] Viva!
Poppy (Trolls): [singing] And Popppyyyyyyyyyy!


Mickey Mouse: [talking] The fuck?

[inthishousewestanspiderpunk]

Hey y'all! So here I am with the first Encanto story since last summer I believe? I've had a lot going on and nothing at the same time, it's been weird to say the least! I've been to Australia, come back, looked for work, met my girlfriend, there's been a lot!

Now, before I bid you adieu, I want you to know that Elena doesn't belong to me. I wish she did, but she doesn't, she belongs to @prophetic-hijinks and is the wife of Bruno and mama to Pedro and Catalina and eventually Ramiro! She's a singer from the city and I love her so so much, so I couldn't not do something about it! The song she sings at the end is a Spanish version of 'Dream A Little Dream Of Me' however, it may not be accurate, I got the lyrics from YouTube and had to faff around to get them un caps locked, but I got there in the end!

Hope you all enjoy it and check out the hijinksverse if you haven't already! It includes pissed off bouncers, Bruno being chased by Antonio's friends and Casita being more than a little sassy! Stay safe and take care!

Charlotte :) x

Elena and Bruno groaned as their sleep was interrupted by the shrill cries of...Catalina? Wait, no. Pedro. Yup, definitely Pedro.

"I got it," Elena mumbled as she sat up, stretching her arms above her head and groaning at the stiffness. She blinked sleepily and groaned again, with her husband putting his hand on her shoulder in solidarity. One thing he had learned quickly on was to never get in between Elena and sleep. Approach the sleeping siren as you would a sleeping capybara; very carefully with snacks at arms length or not at all.

Bruno shook his head and was already out of bed. "It's okay mi amor, you stay there, I'll see what's wrong, si?"

Before she could protest, there Bruno was, ever the diligent husband and papa, making his way over to the nursery corner that casita had created for the twins. In comparison to the main area of the bedroom, it was very similar, shelves and cupboards seemingly carved out of the rocks and it being cordoned off by a never ending cascade of sand, but that was where the similarities ended. Casita opened the sand curtain for Bruno and his face softened as he saw that yes, it was indeed Pedro who was crying for attention. This made a change as usually it was Catalina who would wake them up with her shrill cries.

Smiling softly, Bruno leaned over the crib, picking his son up. The movement and noise coming from her brother made Catalina stir and cry out as she gradually woke up. Bruno sighed a little and smiled tiredly at his daughter. "Ay, you too? Alright then mi flor, all aboard the papi express." With an over exaggerated grunt, Bruno picked her up as well, making sure both babies were comfortable. He kissed her black whisps of hair and pretended to nibble on them as a late night snack. Whilst Catalina inherited his hair colour, it was Pedro who had gained the telltale Madrigal curls and with his brown hair, he reminded Bruno of when Camilo was his age. He told this to Elena one night and she could see his point, but she thought it was more akin to a birds nest. "Fitting considering you're my woodpecker," she giggled, kissing her husband on the nose. Her woodpecker, his songbird. He would never tire of that for as long as he breathed.

As soon as he was picked up and held against his papa, Pedro turned his head and made tiny grabs at the hairs on his chest; oh yeah, he was hungry alright. As for Catalina, she too was trying to latch onto Bruno without success. Tandem feeding it was, then. It seemed that, for the babies, anything that resembled a breast or nipple equaled food. Not technically wrong, but not technically right either as proved by Catalina last week when she took a shine to Mariano only to be bitterly disappointed when nothing happened. In her disgust, she not only cried so much she vomited over her prima's novio, but quelled said prima's current desire of having the five babies she lied about Mariano wanting two years previous.

Bruno glanced at the clock on a nearby stone shelf and saw it was a little past two in the morning. This was going to be a long night. "Alright mi bebés, shall we see about getting sorted? Yeah, you'd like that, I know you would." Walking back to the bed where Elena was, Bruno continued to talk to the infants, explaining in great detail about his newest telenovela that he was working on. "...and well, he's in the hospital with amnesia, so he can't exactly do a whole lot." His wife let out a soft laugh and shook her head. "Is papa telling you one of his stories, mis pollitos?" she asked as the first hungry baby was passed over and adjusted in her arms. Bruno shrugged awkwardly and gave his wife their daughter. "Well, I wouldn't call it a story, more plot devices for the next telenovela."

"Mmhmm."

She smirked knowingly and raises a single eyebrow. It was totally one of his stories.

Just as Elena was about to comment when there was a whimper of annoyance from Pedro as both of her babies fought for space, kicking each other with tiny cries and trying to get the best spot. "Now, now, there's more than enough to go round," Elena muttered, starting a little as Catalina latched on, followed by Pedro a few moments later. As soon as she felt the gentle tugging sensation from both sides, she relaxes and leans back into the bed cushions. "There you go, is that nice? It's mama's secret recipe, all for you and Catalina."

Her children, her twins, her babies; so little yet so full of life and personality already! Catalina with her fighting spirit, never one to back down, always had to have the last word, but oh, so fearless and so loving. Bruno commented on how she was clearly a resistance fighter in a former life and Elena found herself agreeing. As for Pedro, he was a sensitive soul with hazel eyes that seemed to bore into you and was fiercely protective of what he loved. Given that he was only three months old, this was his comfort ruana and a toy rat that Mirabel had sewn for her new cousin.

Both parents watch in a silent rapture, the only noise breaking the illusion were the grunts and mewls of the babies, along with their rhythmic suckling. Without even thinking about it, Elena begins to sing. An older song, one she sung countless times that had resulted in many a patron being left under her spell when she was on the billing. A song that she had sung to her children both in and out of utero and calmed them down right away. Bruno instantly recognises it; the song she was serenading the crowd with when he first laid eyes on her three years before.

"La luna allá en el cielo,

Susurra y me trae tu “te quiero”

Y un bello sueño me hace sentir,

Que ya estás cerca de mi

Solo sueña un poquito

Suspira y envuélveme en besos

Dame la mano y yo soñaré

Que volvemos a vivir

Las luces del alba nos llaman

La noche comienza a morir

La luna se funde en el cielo

Despierto sin tí..."

[madrigaljail]

K gonna do my responses to things I have a response to/opinion on under a read more because long post is long and I feel like having (silly) opinions so let's go!

- I don’t think camilo is an asshole who’s heartless and I hate content that portrays him as such

- pepa is not a bad parent because of one 5 second scene where camilo comforts her

BOTH! OF! THESE! Like I love sassy twerp Camilo and imperfect Pepa but there's more to them than that and they are not thee things! This is why I'm selective about my engagement with fandom XD

- julietas trauma is undermined a lot of the time and compared to her daughters

AND her siblings. As a kid she likely saw and heard about thing no child ever should - much like Bruno - and had the responsibility to make it all better. That has to haunt her, along with being parentified and having the perfectionism foisted on her (my headcanon). She's complex!

- comparing the characters trauma is weird

It's the oppression olympics all over again, I thought we were pat that.

- i don’t think isabela is crazy violent post movie and would hate to be seen that way

TBH I don't think she changes all that much; circumstances around her change and she has a lot more freedom and is more ready to speak her mind/behave how she likes, but the Senorita Perfecta act was not 100%...well, an act. She's a bit more chaotic but isn't going to suddenly be more dangerous than she already inherently was.

- I don’t like the take that bruno avoided the kids pre movie I actually think he would spend more time with them than the adults

Thiiiiiiis one I'm iffy on, partly because Jared said he'd been withdrawing for a long time before going into the walls but also because...idk, him having more connections makes him leaving worse (which I guess is the point). My main objections are fics which make like he was closer to her than her parents were because that's Gus and Juli slander and I personally won't stand for it XD

My personal view is he started retreating around the time Luisa was born and maybe connected more with the older girls and was maybe more in contact with them as time went on but Camilo and Mirabel he was much, much more hands-off. He didn't want to taint them, he wanted them to have a chance.

- I hate parentified mirabel. she’s 15 let her have fun she does not need to babysit people who are all older than her

If y'all can be "lol it's fine he's 15" with Camilo you HAVE to do the same with Mirabel, otherwise you need to examine a few things. she's a kid she'd allowed to be a kid please god let her have interests beyond ~becoming a part of the family~ the movie takes place over the mot STRESSFUL days of the Madrigals' lives I promise it was not like this all the time it was just a catalyst in this essay I will-

- isabela is smarter than she’s given credit for

Isabela can read a room better than anyone and thanks to years of practice can come up with the perfect thing to say to either smooth over or blow up a situation. She's a theater kid. She's clever. She's very quick-witted. She loves science. She was assigned Darwin in school (ok that's my headcanon).

- luisa is the most feminine out of the sisters but y’all discredit that because she has muscles even tho the movie has an entire song about how she wants to be seen as more than that.

I go back and forth on this; I feel like the song is implying she wishes she could just chill, ad yeah maybe for her that's unicorns and fluffiness, but I feel like she's also proud of her strength and physique. I know the two are not mutually exclusive but I feel like there's a middle ground and that's where I live.

- dolores can be fun

Dolores is a goddamn chaos troll just like both of her parent and ALSO a theater kid - they're all theater kid change my mind (you can't) and yes she can be silly and ridiculous.

- camilo is watered down to being just “crazy” but y’all ignore how caring and considerate he is too just cause he’s a teenage boy

He's a kooky mixed up kid but ultimately he's a Madrigal and a good boy. I'm extremely old and very cis so he didn't ring any bells for me but I'm not gonna reduce anyone in this family to a cliche.

- let mirabel say fuck

Heck, let her smoke (thanks @missilestorms )! I firmly believe everyone (except Antonio probably) was smoking in this moving when the camera was off them. I'm kidding. Don't smoke, kids, you Nana Seda doesn't because it's stinky and gross, but if this movie came out in the 80s or 90s....

Anyway, yeah, Mirabel can totally swear, she learned it from one of her friends.

- this one isn’t even a hot take anymore but none of the characters are perfect and that includes Bruno

I think I am the only person to have used the "Bruno Madrigal Needs A Slap/Bruno Madrigal Gets A Slap" tag combo but I stand by it. Bro is a dumbass (affectionate/derogatory)

- I think it takes a lot of time for isabela to fully embrace imperfection as we saw after wecid how fast she reverted back

Yeah, like I said above I don't think she's 100% Amazonian wild woman, there's shades of the facade she built in the person she is. It takes time for her to break from it fully, and longer to accept the parts of her that ARE perfect and pretty and effortless.

- isabela and mirabels relationship is mutually strained

1000%, mutual jealousy and mutual longing, and it's gonna take a while to heal that too. It can't be solved with a huuuuug.

- mirabel was just as ignorant as everyone else and I’m tired of y’all acting like she knew the whole time when she didn’t

Literally none of this was going to happen if not for the gift ceremony + proposal combo. People really, really downplay how stressy the timeframe of the movie was and treat it like this was how every day in Casita was like and while things were not perfect (lol) we saw it at its most extreme. It needed that catalyst for the plot to happen.

- pepa never hated bruno and y’all didn’t understand wdtab

Th wedding situation, for a while, was the FUNNIEST awkward family anecdote which was retold and reenacted every Christmas and on the wedding anniversary until Bruno went away. Then it was just painful. (Also it was all Felix's idea but that's again my headcanon)

- dolores never intended on ruining isabelas proposal she just heard a prophecy that everyone’s lives were gonna be ruined and was terrified

Justice for DOLORES goddamn this fandom is insane. Yes the proposal scene for me is the funniest in the movie but come on.

- mirabel has friends

And I need to develop them more, I've got this whole intricate circle of friends and enemies and acquaintances for the triplets; I need to come up with the kids of these people to interact with the grandkid.

- luisa is a grown woman who is capable of doing things for herself

And she's very level-headed and competent about it! Stilla nnoyed Jared didn't make her birthday May 1 (International Worker's Day), she'd have been an AMAZING Taurus.

- I think camilo was the most distant when bruno came back but after a while they became really close

They're itchy for a while but eventually game recognizes game.

- i don’t think pedro is given enough respect

LMAO a few days ago I tried making up a "Guzmans got the miracle' AU but it turned into a "Pedro Lives" AU and he just did a Mirabel speed-run of fixing the first generations' trauma in this essay I will-

I’m bored so here’s user jacarandaaaas hot takes rapid fire round

- I don’t think camilo is an asshole who’s heartless and I hate content that portrays him as such

- pepa is not a bad parent because of one 5 second scene where camilo comforts her

- julietas trauma is undermined a lot of the time and compared to her daughters

- comparing the characters trauma is weird

- i don’t think isabela is crazy violent post movie and would hate to be seen that way

- luisa is an introvert

- I don’t like the take that bruno avoided the kids pre movie I actually think he would spend more time with them than the adults

- I hate parentified mirabel. she’s 15 let her have fun she does not need to babysit people who are all older than her

- on another note yall undermine mirabel too much just because she has trauma but so does every other character. mirabel is not the only one who is traumatized and her trauma doesn’t make her any less capable than anyone else.

- isabela is smarter than she’s given credit for

- luisa is the most feminine out of the sisters but y’all discredit that because she has muscles even tho the movie has an entire song about how she wants to be seen as more than that.

- dolores can be fun

- camilo is watered down to being just “crazy” but y’all ignore how caring and considerate he is too just cause he’s a teenage boy

- let mirabel say fuck

- this one isn’t even a hot take anymore but none of the characters are perfect and that includes Bruno

- talking about bruno I hate when he’s shown to be completely incompetent at everything

- same with mirabel

- I think it takes a lot of time for isabela to fully embrace imperfection as we saw after wecid how fast she reverted back

- alma is not evil or villainous at all but people have a right to be upset at how she acted (the movie makes this a point she does say mean things) her actions are understandable not inexcusable

- going from one toxic dynamic to a different toxic dynamic doesn’t make it any less toxic (codependency)

- isabela and mirabels relationship is mutually strained

- luisa wasn’t a good sister just because she ignored mirabel instead of belittling her

- mirabel was just as ignorant as everyone else and I’m tired of y’all acting like she knew the whole time when she didn’t

- pepa never hated bruno and y’all didn’t understand wdtab

- LET MIRABEL BE FUN AND SILLY

- antonio wouldn’t abandon mirabel for his animals he already loved animals premovie anyways

- isabela is a huge softie and I hate how overlooked that aspect of her is

- luisa never hated isabela

- dolores never intended on ruining isabelas proposal she just heard a prophecy that everyone’s lives were gonna be ruined and was terrified

- mirabel has friends

- luisa is a grown woman who is capable of doing things for herself

- I think camilo was the most distant when bruno came back but after a while they became really close

- mirabel is brunos fav i mean come on she literally saved his life

- i don’t think pedro is given enough respect

uh yeah that’s all I have for now lmao

[sailorwritesstuff]

Luisa Madrigal x gn reader headcanons (pre-canon) no spoilers 👍

you're older by a year

The two of you met when you were 16 and 17

She spotted you while she was off doing chores and she stopped to ask if you needed help with anything

You suddenly couldn't remember if you needed help or not. This tall beautiful woman

???just talked to you???

And here you are stuttering trying to make a coherence statement

"I um I uh...do I need help?

And Luisa is not used to getting this reaction out of anybody So she just thinks you're nervous because you're scared of her.

but eventually you're able to speak with her and the two of you hit it off becoming really good friends.

The two of you hang out a lot whenever she's not working on chores.

sometimes you go and sit by the river, sometimes Luisa tries to teach teaches you how to knit. Which is something she secretly really good at.

ultimately though she picked you a scarf and hat because she's not a very good teacher.

the transition to friendship to relationship actually wasn't very eventful.

You had me to flirty joke and she blushed and so you asked "what do you have a crush on me"

It was a joke obviously until she looked at you puzzled tilted her head and said "I mean yeah... we're dating aren't we"

turns out she thought you've been dating for months at that point.

about 3 months prior to this situation You guys are watching the Stars and she said "you know I like you You should stick around for a bit." And you said "you got it dude i like you too much to leave"

you just stare at her and smile "So you're telling me I've had a girlfriend for 3 months?"

It ends up just being a funny story to tell to other people whenever they ask how you guys got together.

speaking of people outside of your relationship

she isn't big on PDA or anything

But in private she's a big cuddle bug.

"can we just stay inside today gatita/gatito? have tea and cuddle?"

"chamomile?"

"chamomile." She really likes chamomile tea. But if there's none available peppermint will do

She's super nervous to introduce you to the rest of the family. ESPECIALLY her Abuela Alma.

And you don't blame her that is one terrifying old lady.

However, eventually she comes to terms with the fact that she doesn't need her Abuela to approve of her relationship.

by the time she's 19 (when the movie takes place) You've been together for about a year.

So you two decided to probably time you tell somebody

turns out Mirabel and Camilo already knew she was seeing someone. they could "just tell." whatever that means.

but Julieta was ecstatic. She was so glad that Luisa found time to make friends and have a relationship outside of all her chores and she wasn't pushing herself too hard

"come Sit, niño/niña Tell me how you met!" she practically fills you with all types of breads, cakes, and tea while you talk about her daughter

And then you meet the rest of her family. You had met them before obviously some more extensively than others but this was the first time meeting them as Luisa's partner

"Wow...I thought Luisa would marry strong like a butcher- OW MAMÁ-"

But her smile didn't falter and she ignored her little cousin with a simple roll of her eyes

Isabela didn't look too impressed but she shook your hand nonetheless. "Don't hurt her or else." She gave a graceful smile that would be comforting if not for the fact that she was threatening you and simply toast her hair over her shoulder and walked away

Mirabel and Antonio were one in the same They kept their head down and introduced themselves and made polite conversation.

But it really shocked everyone was that Abuela Alma... didn't seem to care??

I think it might have shocked Isabella the most. It probably seemed very unfair from her perspective.

Bonus: Her tio Bruno kind of weirds you out at first ngl but you guys eventually become really good at making conversation.

You should really start a podcast together

[moisesmyles]

Because it’s Anakin’s job as young brother to embarrass Obi-Wan whenever his crush is close by.

[katiemglossy]

Finally felt like drawing after a really long time. Listening to a few songs I ended up seeing a grown up Camilo Madrigal in my head. The dude is a theater kid through and through, so if he’s got the chance to show off and perform I’m sure he would. I imagine him with longer hair and probably being the tallest in the family. So, enjoy a Sassy Camilo!

[acewithapaintbrush]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Encanto (2021) Summary:

The one I have fondly named "Lovable asshole Bruno" in my docs. 

Another one I have expanded and rewritten a little bit, so please give it another read

[justanisabelakinnie]

Sometimes I wonder why ”And I Hear You” doesn’t get that much attention, and as a matter of fact neither do the rest of my fanfictions for that matter, and wonder if it’s just because I’m not good enough as a writer and my skill is simply not up to par…and then I remember that I’m in the bad timeline where Camilo and Bruno have the Encanto fandom by the balls and the female characters are virtually ignored or villainized and I just go—

When will it ever end?

[ermespop]

Camilo :]

could u write something about reader and camilo both being super sassy and flirty and they are lowkey kinda of rivals but one day reader kinda of outdoes camilo’s flirting and he gets all blushy and stuff? kinda enemies to lovers maybe?

“hi bby ! sorry i only got this now my inbox was glitching 

flustered ? 

pairings : camilo x  gn!reader

request : yes / no

summary : you and camilo never really got along but always flirted anyway 

warnings : one swear word kinda, embarrassed reader, embarrassed camilo, readers mum is nosy kinda, forgetful reader, flustered camilo, competing, i think thats it !

a / n : the fonts are glitching >:(

“if you’re going to challenge me Madrigal at least beat me” you sniggered as you walked away from a slack jawed Camilo. You had kicked his ass at the football game he had challenged you to, assuming you wouldn’t have a clue how to play which you in fact proved the boy wrong.

“well querido what about the time I absolutely demolished you in that maths test” the shape shifter smirked as you stopped in your tracks and strode over to him, “for your information cariño you got one mark more. One”. Camilo howled with laughter as you went red faced at the memory of losing to the boy, “laugh all you want Madrigal, but I still got you all shy and lovey dovey last month” Camilo turned bright red at that, looking down he mumbled something about being sick that day and something about having to leave before he quickly rushed away to help someone. You smiled to yourself knowing the effect you had on the Madrigal boy. 

- 

“(y/n) miel, ¡es hora de prepararse!” your mum shouted from the hallway, “para qué mamá?” you said walking up to her confused written all over your face, “for little Antonio's gift ceremony! Don’t tell you’ve forgotten cariño“ your mother sighs as she tells you to get ready.

Dios mio. You’ve forgotten about the whole thing! Never mind getting the little boy a present, he’s going to be so sad. Oh, and of course Camilo’s going to be there, great. Well you dismisted your worries and quickly got dressed, to be completely honest it wasn’t your best outfit but it would do, as for the present maybe you could compromise with the toy seller, he must have something.

-

Smiling you held out the toy to show your mother, it was a small wooden jaguar Antonio’s favourite animal. “realmente necesitas estar más preparado corazón” your mother laughed and gave you a hug, “careful mama, ¡podría romperse!” your mum rolled her eyes and smiled. 

As you both started walking you saw all the commotion in Casita’s front lawn, people were being greeted, music was playing, donkeys and carts were getting lifted and then... you saw him. Camilo, he looked so... perfect in the faint light, smiling and laughing with guests. Wait no, you had to snap out of it come on! You’re suppose to hate him! Or at least pretend to. 

Before you knew it you and your mama had reached being greeted by Luisa who was carrying two donkeys and a cart, “hola (l/n)’s, how are yous?” she said putting one donkey down, “great Luisa, how are you? Excited?” your mother asked but you didn’t hear the response but instead you heard Camilo. “hola querido” he smirked as he watched you glare at him, “hola cariño” you say matching his tone. 

“aw corazón, have you two finally courted?” your mama said putting a hand to her chest, “mama!” you say slightly louder than expected, eyes wide and cheeks on fire. Camilo raises an eyebrow, he admits to himself that you do look cute when you’re embarrassed. Wait no, stop you’re meant to be enemies the shape shifter thinks to himself. “well, uh the gift ceremony will start in a short while why don’t we head in?” Luisa says trying to ease the tension.

-

“hey” a voice makes you jump as you’re standing in the kitchen trying to get away from the after party, Antonios gift was a success and now the party was twice as crazy as before, you just needed a break. You turn around to see Camilo leaning against counter, smiling at you? Not smirking? Is he okay? “well are you going to say anything or just stare?” the Madrigal questions, smile turning even wider. 

“well cariño, I can’t help but stare at you” you say without even thinking, regretting speaking as soon as the words left your lips but to your surprise Camilo goes bright red turning away from you to get a glass of water. Oh my god. You had just made Camilo Madrigal flustered! “aw te gusto ¿no?“ you teased coming up behind him, “cállate.” is all he responds with, “well... I like you too” you whisper in his ear before going back to the party making him spit out the water from his nose.

[mirabelthemiracle]

I can’t wait to see more of her she already sounds like a sweetie 🥺🥺

she’s a hellraiser and a half don’t get it twisted

[thegamingmonk]

Encanto Headcanons #6

Yeah we're back baby! (Kinda). Now we got Disney confirming Encanto as a franchise?? Where's my show PLEASE!!!

Camilo has never been more disappointed than finding out he was about the same height as Bruno.

Pepa laughed her ass off when she found out Camilo thought Bruno was 7 foot.

Bruno thought it was sweet but also could never even imagine himself hitting 5'6".

Dolores and Camilo are the type of siblings to wish nothing but hell itself upon each other and then go get food and gossip together.

Dolores is a professional chancla thrower, taught from the best (Félix with the aim, Julieta with the accuracy, Alma with the energy).

Needless to say, Camilo fears One Thing.

It doesn't matter how old they'll get, nothing will stop Pepa and Bruno going out of their way to bother Julieta together when they're bored.

Julieta thought they'd stop when they reached their 20s at least. Years later and poor woman is a fool for thinking so.

Félix still carries all his kids like they're still babies. Antonio loves being carried, Dolores doesn't mind but does get a little embarrassed, and Camilo just goes limp cat on him.

Modern AU Bruno would go into the Olympics simply from that whole chase scene throughout Casita's walls.

The man knows all sorts of parkour. He teaches Camilo and Mirabel his moves. Dolores gets her 10/10 cardio from him (seriously, how the hell did she get from the hill to Casita so fast-).

Dolores and Bruno: the cryptid uncle-niece duo.

Sometimes Antonio will follow Luisa on donkey duty so he can talk with them. Apparently the donkeys are big fans of Luisa.

He tries to convince them to make his prima's life a bit easier and not escape as much. They'll try at least.

Miraboo is Agustín go-to nickname for Mirabel. Nobody else can call her that or she'll personally break their knees.

Sometimes when Dolores has no one else to talk to, she talks to Casita. A house can be a really good listener!

Pepa taught Mirabel how to sew. When Mirabel was younger, the two would just sit on her bed, sewing away.

More than once has Pepa tried to steal Mirabel away from Julieta. Soon she'll achieve.

Julieta knows how to use a rolling pin like a bat and it strikes fear in the heart of her siblings.

Camilo insisted that instead of "puberty", he'd call it "photosynthesis" for Isabela.

Dolores can wiggle her ears. Little ear wiggles.

Due to the family's natural clumsiness (or more Julieta's side of the family), Casita now has natural instincts on catching people from falling into mishap.

Casita gets so giddy when the family starts decorating it for parties. It feels pretty :3

Agustín and Mirabel have swapped glasses before, many times, just to see how it feels. Julieta fusses at them afterwards when they're complaining about headaches and eyes hurting.

Isabela may or may not chuck cacti for a living at people who talks bad about Mirabel.

"The not special special?? Oh hell no-"

Mirabel and Félix are peas in a pod, their positive energy nearly blinding the whole family when they're together.

Alma used to be a menace to society before she met Pedro. Now the triplets know who they get it from.

Pedro was more on the wholesome side but also had his moments when he'd be up to no good.

Chaotic energy came from Alma, sassiness came from Pedro.

Pepa is strong enough to lift up Luisa.

Alma will just sometimes sit in the middle of the grandkids' chaos and sip tea, enjoying the life of being an abuela.

Mariano likes to do origami in his free time. Every week he gives Dolores a new creation.

He even starts to make some for the rest of the Madrigals.

Mirabel "Dolores, I'm stealing your boyfriend for the day" and Dolores "Return him by 6" Madrigal.

Mirabel with Camilo is chaotic neutral while Mirabel with Mariano is chaotic good.

Rock kid Dolores. I'm in love with this headcanon, you have no idea.

Antonio starts to take after Bruno a lot more with his quietness and preference to talking to animals. Pepa doesn't know whether to consider this sweet or concerning.

Neither does Bruno, to be honest.

I have so many thoughts about this family, it's not even funny... But that's all for now folks!

[blednokrov]

Random things I find hilarious/just like about Russian lyrics of We Don't Talk About Bruno (and other Encanto songs)

WDTAB

So, the main lyrics in Russian go like "Don't mention Bruno", however "no" in Russian means "but/yet" => accidentally (?) it became "Don't mention Bruno... and yet-", not just in Pepa's part but everywhere: so everything that goes after the chorus can technically be interpreted as "don't mention Bruno, BUT! here's something (I can tell you) about him"

In Russian Felix calls Pepa "my love", in Ukrainian he calls her "my joy/happiness"

apparently Pepa is pissed not because Bruno made her feel nervous and worried about the bad weather but because that bad weather ruined her look

also Pepa and Felix literally swore to never ever mention Bruno right after the wedding accident????? they ghosted him for what, 15+ years before he even left?

Dolores in her part isn't even trying to be subtle:

"Since the childhood they scare us:

Bruno is wandering somewhere in this house;

I can hear him whispering,

And it frightens me"

dear, WHO is scaring you by telling you about Bruno walking around?? your parents? "Dolores eat your dinner or Bruno will come and eat your soul" is that? are you scaring your own kids with their uncle as a boogeyman? when I was watching the movie with my young siblings, it is because of these lyrics they were quite sure mirabel is going to find Bruno(s corpse) somewhere in casita ("maybe he didn't left but just died in his room or somewhere in the house and no one noticed" damn kids whats wrong with you)

also I like the line about sand

"It's like sand is falling with every step he takes"

a nice metaphor about his light feet and sneaking around

"His burden is heavy, this gift is tormenting him"

:'^(

her "do you understand" is the same yet the wording feels kinda more harsh, more like "don't you get it???/can you get it already???"

"a seven foot" (4 syllables) becoming "dwa" (1) => Camilo starts with his DwaAAaAah which I really like... idk why it just sounds so sassy

"He will call you,

And then disappear in the dark"

yep. confirmed cryptid. used as a boogeyman for kids for sure

"He's a midnight howl, he's your nightmare"

Bruno are you screeching at nights?

Spotify lyrics for this song have some mistakes but the funniest is that Mariano turned into Marianna so...yay gay rights?

"He told me to forget about the one I love

He is promised to another"

kinda sad but imagine Bruno saying it to the, idk, 10 yo Dolores' "yeah kid, you can forget about the one you love! he is promised to another" "who" "who what" "who I love? I don't even like anyone yet. who am I supposed to forget about"

why everyone are kinda more toxic in Russian dub? not only Dolores but Isabella is also somewhat more rude, like she's more directly telling Mirabel to shut up:

"Silence, sister!

You must know, I'm not kidding"

are you threatening her?

I think it just me but I'm losing it on "Isabela, your boyfriend's here - Time to eat!" cause for some reason it makes me think they're gonna eat Mariano

Waiting On A Miracle

this is the only song that hits me harder in Russian than in the original - I think it's both because of minor nuances in lyrics and the great performance of Regina Todorenko, it's just so strong and emotional! if you haven't heard it, please listen

the key difference is that "a miracle" in both the name and lyrics became "the magic" - it's more like she's not waiting for something to miraculously happen and give her a gift, but directly talking to the magic itself - hey, magical powers, I'm here, how much more I have to wait for you to notice and bless me with a gift as well? and you start asking yourself is she talking to the magic and the providence asking for a chance or just her grandmother who represents the magic? who is she really begging to notice and bless her?

"Do not regret, chase away this sorrow.

Shed no tears, you are not to bewail it"

damn girl I feel you

"I still belong to the family Madrigal,

So... what else could I possibly wish for?"

I don't know... love and acceptance maybe?

"Every night I see the same dream -

A dream where there's the magic inside me";

"I spend my nights restless

Always praying to heaven for my own door"

she really does have some sleep problems

"I can't put together the shards"

and then she goes and does it both to that broken vision tablet AND her family

"I would move the mountains,

I would make the whole world bloom -

If only somebody gave me a hint how could I obtain a gift of my own"

I love both the line about making the whole world bloom, as if "if I had this gift I would do huge, meaningful, world changing deeds" and how she's wishing for "her own" gift yet can only imagine having others' gifts not something unique of her own

"I am ready! See? I am ready!

And I'm begging you from the very bottom of my heart:

Please, discover that power of magical gifts in me,

Please, the magic, hear me!

Or maybe you've already made up your mind about me a long time ago?.."

The Family Madrigal

"- Hush, hush, just chill!

- Then why don't you just explain the way that won't make us stressed?!"

- TALK!! I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING"

kids are hilarious

"Oh! And that's Julieta, my mommy"

🥺 she also calls Agustín "my daddy" and Abuela "granny" later in the song

"my whole life is a festival of magical miracles,

'cause I'm from the Madrigals as well!"

is it tho

"(two) friends fell in love with family Madrigals"

Agustín and Félix are friends and were friends even before becoming Madrigals? nice

once again I'm losing it because, well, they really struggled with the rhythm of the line about camilo and we don't have any adjectives or verbs meaning "to shapeshift" so they came up with calling him лицедей which long ago meant just "an actor", literally "the one who makes face (to look like someone else's)" BUT nowadays it is used in different sence which is... a hypocrite/pretender/two-faced person

"Aunt Pepa took after granny in regard of her character"

did she?

"And Luisa is so strong, so beautiful, smart and kind"

"My dad Agustín is the hero in many misfortunate stories, but he's a kind guy"

"My cousin Camilo sweetly and perkily makes people laugh"

she talks about her family so nicely 🥺

Surface Pressure

is called "Actually"/"In Fact"

"I'm calm like a rock, I never feel pain"

we don't have an idiom about the camel; so lyrics use that one about the cup:

"The cup is full

It takes only one drop of water

To make a wave,

A giant wave that would..."

and it goes SO well with the chorus

the chorus being:

"...crush you down, down, down

And the (sea) bottom is closer and closer

Down, down, down

And you are not meant to swim out of it"

also recommend to listen, Tais Urumidis (who's actually a jazz musician) has a great voice!

What else can I do

"Since the perfection is unachievable,

Why should we carry this burden?

I just wanna live my life -

And I could be..."

I also love the way lyrics are tied with chorus

the chorus going

"...blooming like a jacaranda,

I could be the vine among lianas"

oh how she compares herself to the different plants!!! so nice - if they are different, wild and free, why can't she be?

the metaphor continues:

"The air is thick with delightful scent of palms,

And I'm growing!

So, what can I do?"

just random parts about beauty:

"I'm tired of always living in the prison of (my) beauty"

"though the world will be imperfect, it will be beautiful"

"my strenghs are not just limited to my looks"

and then Mirabel returns to that metaphor!

"- Just like a sprout turns into a flower

You can rise up"

and now Isabela is sure:

"I am blooming like a jacaranda,

I am the vine among lianas"

also...

"You opened my eyes, Mira,

I love you"

I'm literally sobbing

in the last line she answers her own question:

"I can do anything!"

All of You

is called "Our kinship"

"But the fate of stars is predetermined:

The fire burns them down"

i really like these lyrics, they sound so poetic in Russian. it's a lot about personal perception but all this post is my about personal perception of songs so. the word for "fire" is "пожар" which literally means "conflagration" and sometimes used to describe a wild,uncontrollable force, some events that evolve dramatically and get out of control; it may also feel like an entity or a state of being - "пожар в душе", " the wild fire in one's soul" when a person feels a lot of complicated and conflicted yet strong emotions that won't allow them to calm

that's why the star metaphor works so well - like it's about how when a star reaches its peak, burning brightly and strongly, after that short peak of beauty and glory it inevitably dies in its own flames. self destruction motifs man

am I reading in it too much? yes. sorry

Félix after Bruno explaining himself: "I knew that, bro!" - oh, he never believed in all this "he makes bad things happen by his predictions" crap? cool

"I have so much to apologize for"

"No, little brother, we are the ones to apologize to you"

THEY APOLOGIZED!!!!!

townspeople singing:

"The candle can't be blown out,

(because) it burns inside us"

but let's return to the stars:

"The fate of stars is predetermined

For the millions of years ahead:

They bless everyone who came into this world

With their warmth and light"

I spent a half of this post talking about how poetic this is and now I'm laughing so hard again

this time? Mariano lines:

" - Hey, Mariano, why are you so gloomy? - There's a river full of love inside me..."

but the word for sad/gloomy is смурной which is kinda... old and rarely used nowadays and feels so stylistically weird here. as my friend said: "this is a word you might hear once in a decade from a random bum you meet at the bus stop"

in the end they all tell Mirabel "There's a fire inside your soul"... yet instead of пожар here they use another word, огонь, which is literally "fire"

and the difference is that if there's the fire (пожар) inside someone's soul they are tormented by strong uncontrollable emotions

but if theres a fire (огонь) inside someone's soul it's a good thing - it's about their passion, the inner strength and strong will

it's not burning them down from the inside

it keeps them warm, it gives them the energy to keep going

[hayakawife]

PRETTY BOY !

warnings: fluff bc i said so. camilo uses he/him pronouns. reader has YOU pronouns(?) im writing warnings at 11pm bare w me im sleep deprived. reader kinda sassy idk how do u even describe- fuck it.

notes: my one and only braincell in math class is surprisingly heart shaped but goes for camilo the loml. agajahejs also if this first drabble of mine’s a lil… or maybe too messy, all the blame goes to prefuckingcalculus. FUCK MATH ISTG.

“don’t… don’t look at me like that” you gush, cheeks slowly turning red as camilo and you waltzed on the floors of the casita. “you’re making me feel embarrassed.”

“don’t be mi vida, there’s no need to be.” the boy says, but his growing curiosity makes him tilt his head to the side as he swung your body to the left, “and why would you be?”

“don’t call me that.” you hiss as you correct his first sentence, then begin to hesitate when you swung back his way. your careful to not step on his feet, as your anxiousness grew by the second. you were already regretting what you’d just said so you decide to dismiss you words with a shake of your head. “… nevermind, it’s stupid anyway.”

but to no avail, he’s now turned curious as a teasing smile was now on his lips. “oh really now?”

you bite you inner jaw, and scowl before exhaling through your nose. “fine.” you huff, face almost red as a rose bush as you advert your (e/c) eyes from his viridescent ones “it’s because i’m not…”

“not what?” he challenges.

“i’m not…” slowly, you begin to admit. before forcing your words out of your lips, voice meek as you let your sentence finish. “pretty like you.”

camilo pauses for a moment and you almost step on his foot this time, before he’s suddenly erupting in loud joyous fits of laughter, attracting the eyes of a few villagers as he was seemingly approving of the statement himself. and the blush on your cheeks slowly dissipate as you deepen your scowl.

he turns you around then, the coyest of smiles playing on his lips as he replies. “yeah, you’re not pretty.”

you huff, a small smile tugging on the corners of your lips, you playfully roll your eyes. “yeah i’m ugly alright, thanks for bruising what’s left of my self esteem with your very kind words, oh sweet señor.”

but what he adds next is what’s enough to flip your entire stomach and take all the air in your lungs away. to add, his face was now a mere few centimeters away from your own and you can now feel his breath on your skin, you almost feel the way his lips morphed into a soft smile.

“you’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. you’re glowing.”

flustered. you laugh awkwardly as you both stopped waltzing. the music from the band had ceased, and your cheeks flared like a hot pot of paella your mama cooked, you were now looking everywhere but him. “w-what are you even saying?”

he smiles an enigmatic smile, “i’m saying you’re very pretty, y/n.” he pauses, hands lingering the slightest on your waist before continuing in a light whisper to your ear, “pretty for someone like me.”

you pause too. and you swear you could hear the loud thumping of your heart in your ears as he let you go and lightly bumped your shoulder before walking away. and you badly want to go ahead and stop him and try to get at least one word of explanation to the words he’d just said.

instead you stay glued to your spot, i’m not falling for your antics today. pretty boy.

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