#callin it that now

[battiegutz]

the autism worm wouldnt leave me alone until i drew smthn for this separated au idea.........h

[southernspooks]

gotta keep your dog happy

[starry-bi-sky]

danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:

Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!

Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite

Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!

*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.

Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point

in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.

he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams...you okay?" You grin tiredly and teasingly ask your First Man, who is currently in the process of tearing up, his lips wobbling silently as he attempts to keep it in.

He looks up at you from where you lay exhausted in the hospital bed, attempting to blink back his tears. "Oh aye..." He replies shakily. "I-...I've never bin 'appier....Y-you should g-get some sleep...MC...get yer strength back..."

You grin stupidly at him, eyes closing sleepily as he watches you from the seat beside your bed, his attention drifts to you and his eyes water even more, the sheer lightness of the small weight in his arms making him dizzy as he leans further back into the armchair.

He looks down at the sleeping newborn in his arms. His baby girl. Her little yellow hat sitting perfectly on her little tiny head. He's sure she could fit on just on of his hands.

His bottom lip trembles, heart so full of love for the tiny thing in his arms it feels like it might burst. He holds her to his chest, bringing one finger up to gently caress her tiny tiny cheek. He sniffles, holding back happy sobs as he whispers gently. "Hiya little baby....I'm yer papa....I'm gonna take well great care of ye...I-I..I promise...Íosa Críost...yer tiny..."

Mammon looks over to your sleeping form in the hospital bed and slowly inches his chair even closer to you, so as not to jostle your daughter too much. He grabs his phone off of the nightstand and makes an order for your favourite food to be delivered for when you woke up. He chuckles softly as he texts the groupchat, telling them that you and the baby are okay.(albeit slowly seeing as he's only able to use one hand)

He asks for Lucifer to send over the cake he made with the horrible icing saying 'Congradulation COngratulations, MC, Your You're so amazing' so he could celebrate with you when you woke up from your much deserved nap. He turns off his phone and sets it back on the bedside table next to yours which is charging.

He could celebrate with you after, you could laugh at how he looked like a deer in headlights when the nurse asked him if he wanted to hold his baby for the first time. He could spoil you more than he ever has before (which isn't humanly possible considering how much he spoils you.)

But that could all wait for when you woke up, right now he was content just watching over his favouritest girls in the whole wide world, making sure you were both safe and sound.

But you should never trust a scheming scumbag, MC.

Oh no, fuckhead was already coming up with plans to spoil your daughter silly. That was his little princess, God dammit! She deserved the three worlds combined! And even then she deserved more! And don't get him started on you, you weren't going to even think about doing chores for at least 6 months. You just preformed a miracle. You get rest time. No buts.

In the softening light of the sun through the windows, Mammon holds your baby girl with so much gentleness, as if she'd crack at the smallest touch, his loving gaze flickers from you to her with so much tenderness, you would've thought he was an angel.

[moonlit-dreamers]

drew out a scenario idea that @night-waker had

for context, this eclipse is called solstice and servant sun is called sunshine. sunshine accidentally fell through the portal when the wither storm attacked and he entered a different dimension that was much nicer and calmer. at first him and solstice had a rocky relationship (sunshine was scared he would be punished even tho solstice would always remind him he wouldnt) but over time they grow to enjoy each others company! tho theyre not great with communicating that to each other- but thats a different thing!

theyre relationship with each other is complicated so i wont be talking about it in this post but if ppl wanna know i can make another post for it :)

(also @lyrical-hue bc ik u would wanna be tagged)

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

will branners "skel'e'on" delivery is going to be a staple running gag in the starkidverse from now on isn't it?

[she-3po]

yeah y'all might fight me over this but im 3 beers deep and im dying on this hill

"good guys" version here

[ant1quar1an]

OHH okay!! Anyone else in the godverse? Like ermmm Lust, Dust, etc? :0

Why of course! a utmv wouldn't be a utmv without lust (i love the goober)

lust's the god of consent and beauty. pretty man who's also known for bein genderfluid! goes by any pronouns, absolutely slayin' 24/7, and will actively smite people who do shit without asking for consent

dust's the god of sacrifices. of tipping scales- he's the god of essentially... distorted justice. a god of pyrrhic victory (victory that sacrifices so much it feels empty)

killer's the god of vengeance and change. a constantly fluid and moving variable- also genderfluid! they're fully open to interpretation and tends to get along well with lust!

[fluxydrawings]

i think ren/martyn/cleo would be a rlly funny ship. their board game nights would be wild

[hiest-4738]

update on my "jolly month" au idea from yesterday

lila IS human, unlike skid. so was her husband. so why then, is skid a snowboi? weeelll! It all started on the first snowday of a specific festive season. Lila has always been a fan of the holidays, and her husband was no different. In fact, on that day, he brought up the idea of building snowmen for fun, and Lila agreed to it in a heartbeat! From the moment they started the building, he already had the perfect idea for what the snowman would look like, and Lila went along with it, adding her own little ideas onto it. The snowman they ended up with was less of a snowMAN and more of a snowKID- small, and pretty adorable! Which they were perfectly okay with, quite proud of what they built. ..And then out of nowhere, the lil snowboi would just scream happily at the top of his lungs- "HAPPI JOLLYMONTH!!!!!" And immediately after, he would look around in confusion, as if not having the slightest clue where he was. (psst that was partially a reference to a frosty movie i watched when i was little and LOVED, where frosty's first words upon coming to life were "happy birthday!") ...Yep! Someway, somehow, the snowkid they had built just sprung to life! There must have been some kind of magic in SOMETHING they put on it- But whatever it was, the couple cared more about the fact that it even happened. A surprise miracle, they supposed! The lil snowboy was just about as alive as any person, he acted and played just how a kid would. And so, since he wouldn't have had much of a place to go, the two decided to bring him in as if he was their own! And he's been their son ever since. :> (...yes the husband DID know this would happen, that's kind of why he even had the idea. he acted like he didn't know around lila but he DID know. no i will not elaborate WHY it happened. that'll be up to interpretation for now :D)

[panny-lii]

Verdant - Investigating a Dryad

DST OC slash sona thing

[transmascfalin]

in the new ep why did he flex his grippers at the screen like that. what was that all abt huh trigger???

[c00kietin]

I made another-

[leg0sbian]

needed to post this somewhere… anyway i love them

[deezbignutz]

Fucking shit....

.....

I'm fucking stupid

[raiiny-bay]

wip of the new guy