#calculatory one

[loserdrawsobjects]

pov u just woke up from a reallllllly messed up dream that some losers r gonna ask u abt in a few years

[liamdni]

hii if ur doing requests can u draw oscar or parker please. or maybe coinypack too. love ur art

these are pretty rushed but... Here u go anon

[brifdi-daily]

Day 8: Whippy Creamy !

Source: ONE [Cheesy Hfj]

today was supposed to be calculatory but im. too sleepy to draw all his buttons so i rerolled until i got an easy one. thanks for being simple shaped whippy creamy

[oscconfessions]

we need more crossover/crack ships. i personally am a fan of CalculatAiry (calculatory x airy) and Evil Fillings (donut x evil computer). be more weird <3

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Commission by _leanzz_ on instagram

https://instagram.com/_leanzz_?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[coleslaught]

L'hfjeune or something

[oscullator]

[OOC - BLOG INFO

hi everyone. advin here with anotha one!!!! because um yeah i want to.

if you follow this blog there's a pretty high chance you follow @.rhetorical-moldz as well or @.schleichen or @.wennicher or @.bottle-episodez one of the others. look i copy and pasted this im not tagging them all i have like 8 or something (other roleplay/arg blogs i have!) and know the format. if not, welcome aboard! (feel free to check those two out too!!)

WHAT IS THIS?

this is a roleplay/arg blog of the character oscar/calculatory from hfjone. you are free to interact with him through asks, submission, dms, or otherwise (like reblogs or comments! also, other roleplay blogs are free to interact!)

WHAT DO I DO?

just about anything is fine! just please don't be aggressive or (very) nsfw. please don't do anything SUPER weird. (joking agression is fine. he'll get you back. also expect him to say boobies lol)

I'M TOO SHY TO INTERACT. CAN I JUST TALK THROUGH ANON ASKS?

of course you can! you can even use a designation! just try not to use emojis as i cannot type them on this browser! (see the info on this section in @rhetorical-moldz for more!!)

EMOTICON/EMOTE INFO?

nope! not this time. i dont have special emotes for oscar but he uses silly stuff a lot.

CAN I SPEAK TO THE BLOG OWNER/ADMIN?

yes of course! just dm and ask for me :) more than open to talk. if i don't respond within 12-18 hours resend your message! i may not have noticed or been online. i am most likely not ignoring you!!

that is about it!]

[oscullator]

Gay

Make YOURSELF a burger. Lazy-ass (affectionate)

WHAT i just meant i like bryce's better

[somebean81]

Okay so, I made a tier list on the hosts of EVERY OBJECT SHOW IVE WATCHED. Well, not actually, cause there’s shows like TNM and there’s also object shows that only have one episode so,,,,,,

Anyways! Take this list. If you don’t know what objectshow one of these guys comes from and you’re interested, I’ll answer in the comment.

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II: MePhone4

TPOT: 2

AB: Animatic

Showvember: Popcorn

ONE: airy

AIB: Oodle

TR125: The Man

OSO: Crayon Box

BFDIA: Puffball Speaker Box

TDOS: Computer

ITFT: Clock

BURNER: Daddy Long Legs

ANOSIMBIB: Pi

BFR: Reachy

ODS: Daku

TAVOS: Bean Bag

BFB: 4

OK: Hourglass

5SOS:BS: Bean

SHOS: O

BFDI: Announcer Speaker Box

BFAS: Awesome Chipz (spicy)

BFDIA: Firey Speaker Box

TMOS: Square Bracket

TTS: Alainy

MOSS: Gray

PP: Gold Ingot (haven't watched all of it yet)

OF: Eucerin

BFG/5SOS: Grandma

OBS: Calculatory

ITC: Canvas

BFDI: Flower Speaker Box

[cringelordofchaos]

(major spoilers for the show ONE by Cheesy hfj on YouTube. I recommend watching it!! It takes a bit more than 2 hours to go through it completely)

WAIT GUYS

i think I have a theory on why ONE (by Cheesy hfj) is called ONE

I know many people thought and still think it stands for "Objects Never Escape" and that's cool too but

Basically, the last episode of the show is called "Self-Titled". At first I thought it would refer to Airy's selfishness or lack of ability to be compassionate or perceive his games contestants as something beyond his own pleasure. Perhaps referring to his newfound apathetic nature and loss of empathy due to his severe long isolation caused by his death. (Obviously he cares about them, but he is extremely emotionally immature and doesn't realize he's caused far too much suffering on all the contestants)

But then, for an episode called "Self-Titled" I had obviously felt an urge to look at the title of the show itself to draw possible connections.

ONE.

The final episode of the Show called "ONE" is named "Self-Titled", in which the primary plot device is a guy who's went through severe isolation for more than ten years (I know he said he's probably been on the plane for "about ten years" but given how calculatory states the competition he "dreamed of" was about ten years ago, so i reckon, given the amount of time required for Airy to find out how to teleport to the plane, use the computer and make a world, he's been there for more than ten years. And besides, his perception of time in a place where there's probably no clocks has probably been really f*cked up.).

ONE might as well be referring to Airy, as he is the only one. He is one, he is all and was all by himself for so long, probably craving any form of connection, so much so as to force people into his own little world for him to look over. That way, he wouldn't be ONE, he would have more people with him, he wouldn't be alone anymore. (Sort of reminds me of The Collector from The Owl House).

In the final episode, when Airy dies, Liam Plecak is now the only ONE. He's now alone and will have to go through quite Similiar suffering as Airy did (though I don't think he would turn out the same way Airy did, given the deep trauma he received from him). The show ends with Liam sitting by the computer, and once we've been made sure Airy died, and Liam is now alone and will have to figure it all out by himself, the title of the show ONE appears, remarking how Liam is ONE.

Airy mightve called the competition ONE due to how he felt so alone. Idk.

Airy will now still be alone, lonely, even lonelier than before, having to figure out how to navigate himself once again in the waiting room. (No he was NOT sent back to The Plane once he died, he was sent to the waiting room as all do. Everyone in the show has a different waiting room, this has been shown before by Texty seeing puppies and Bryce seeing his old neighborhood and his sister, and Liam interestingly enough simply seeing an empty vast space. This could all mirror their wants, or perhaps what they miss or what they strive to get back the most? Or the thing they most appreciate. Or something like that lolz)

Anyhow I could be wrong. Feel free to add to this or correct me on my misinterpretations (if this post gets any recognition in the first place)

[lonergurl]

Atlantis and Lemuria, Rudolf Steiner, 1911

“The reader will learn that the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean was once a continent; that for about 1,000,000 years it was the scene of a civilisation certainly very different from ours of to-day; and that the last remnant of this continent was submerged nearly 10,000 years B.C.

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The reader must therefore go back in thought to a period lying more than 10,000 years behind us, and to a civilisation which had existed for many thousands of years. What is here related, however, took place not only on the continent submerged by the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, but also in the neighbouring regions that now form Asia, Africa, Europe, and America; and what subsequently happened in these regions was evolved out of that earlier civilisation.

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Our Atlantean ancestors differed more from the men of to-day than may be imagined by anyone who is wholly limited to the world of sense for his knowledge. This difference extends not only to the outward appearance, but also to mental capacities. Their science and also their technical arts, their whole civilisation, differed much from that of our day. If we go back to the early times of Atlantean humanity we shall find there a mental capacity altogether different from our own. Logical reasoning, the calculatory combinations upon which all that is produced at the present day is based, were entirely wanting in the early Atlanteans, but in place of these they possessed a highly-developed memory. This memory was one of their most prominent mental faculties.

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He did not think, he remembered.

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The forefathers of the Atlanteans lived on a part of the earth which has disappeared, the principal portion of which lay to the south of what is Asia to-day. In Theosophical literature they are called Lemurians.

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Only a small number of the Lemurians were capable of advancing in their evolution, and it was from these that the Atlantean Race developed. Still later something similar occurred. The great mass of the inhabitants of Atlantis fell into decadence; and the so-called Aryans, to which race belongs the humanity of our present civilisation, sprang from a small division of these Atlanteans. According to the nomenclature of the “Secret Doctrine,” Lemurians, Atlanteans, and Aryans are Root-Races of humanity.”

[softichill]

ive given up on extraordinarily Excellent entities for now. I don't like reference "humor" for an example of it from back then I put Swing You Sinners by Fliscer Studios on the table. You see that in the graveyard one of the ghosts looks like someone. Who? It's too outdated to tell, really. The punch is gone if there ever was one. TDOS suffers the exact same way. If I see cringe pill I know half of the time the joke has already ceased to be funny. The other half it was never. Now take Bimbo's Initiation, for a counterpoint it has some jokes in it the feud with disney ended poorly so we can understand why mickey was being a rat and half get the reference. But when Bimbo opens a door to a skeleton who has a "bone to pick" with their partner? That's still out of left field and funny. But other little bits and bobs get smoothed out over time. Abbot and Costello are STILL funny in almost all of their skits. The ones I've seen at least. The true comedy never died. References will. Now if only I could hear the firesign theaters audio plays I would rate that too.

I'm actually quite the fan of reference humor! The problem is tho that you have to get the reference in order for it to be funny. It's why I don't recommend single seasons of object shows just because they're more well-done, nearly every object show has self-referential humor and they rely on you having seen the previous seasons first (it's why I call it Paper Puppets and not Paper Puppets Take 2. Ppt2 is season 2, not the whole show. Same applies for BFB vs BFDI as a whole). It's a shame bc a lot of single seasons become more well-known then their whole shows (OBS for example. Obsolete Battle Show is season 3 of Calculatory Battle Grounds, which I had never heard of despite seeing OBS around incredibly often) but it's just a staple of object shows at this point since BFDI does it so often

Alligator Sky (no rap version) by Owl City! Nothing wrong with the rap version, it's just that this is the version I grew up on

[streetdream]

Your art is very cute! Can I ask who’s your favorite object show character? :)

Awww thanks :3

I have so many favorites but I'll list 2 of my favorite characters from each object show I know

Tpot/bfb: Bottle/Donut

Ii: Balloon/Apple

Obs: Cup/Calculatory

One: Amelia/Liam

Cfmot: Lightbolb/Cuppy

[bloodofthefates]

x. open starter

     While her father understood her thirst for adventure, it was her mother who had doubled the amount of guards sent to watch over her even until the early hours of dawn while she slept to ensure both her safety and her captivity. It had taken Saenehra months to learn the various rotations, weeding out the more diligent among the negligent and the ones that could be easily plied with  a bit of extra coin or ale if that’s all it took. Calculatory by nature, Saenehra meticulously matched which guards worked in set pairs and which stood watch alone and she knew the moment was right when the opportunity presented itself late one summer eve. It was late enough she knew the rest of the Keep was dreamlessly asleep but nearing the darkest pitch of night with no worry of sunrise in sight. It meant for at least the window of an hour, she had only one sentry at her door and one that she could easily manipulate by means of a simple distraction in the form of a handsomely paid kitchen boy with instructions to create a ruckus at the far end of the hallway with nothing more than a serving tray and several empty goblets but enough to send the guard to investigate any potential threat or danger. On cue, the boy did as she’d instructed and forced him to memorize, reciting the plan back to her until she was sure he understood his role on pain of violence if he should ruin her plan but as she heard the footsteps leave her door in a hurried fashion she wondered if she shouldn’t owe the boy more money. Draped in only a dark colored cloak she’d stolen from another servant and armed with the pin excuse of a dagger at her belt, Saenehra slipped through the smallest crack of opening her chamber door as she could comfortably fit through before retreating into the shadows of the winding hallways down to the lower levels of the tunnels she’d taken to exploring and memorizing when hiding from the Septa for lessons in being a proper lady she never cared for. Once safely below the Keep, she found the nearest torch attached to the wall and allowed the low cast of light to lead her way through the maze of turns until she could smell the fresh scent of summer sweeping in through a draft. Banking her torch, Saenhera knew she’d made it far enough in her escape plan as soon as her boots hit the stone of the stairwell leading down into the heart of Flea Bottom; the seedy entrails of King’s Landing and her intended destination for the night to see what all the fuss was about. Making her way through the surprisingly crowded streets given the hour, Saenehra kept the shroud of her hood firmly tucked over her face lest anyone recognize her, but soon a stranger bumped into her with enough force she had to catch herself on the nearest wall to keep from falling over before someone else forced a tankard of questionable substance sloshing over the sides into her hand as some kind of recompense. Sniffing the liquid, Saenehra was quick to make a face but forced a sip down before coughing and sputtering into her elbow that earned a round of laughter from the men gathering around her cast in the shadows of the nearest fire pit. “Surely poison or piss is better than this…”

[oscconfessions]

me personally i think there should be more obs related confessions. so heres one!! i am really sad it got cancelled and i say this a lot, i respect sacris wishes and think the decision was understandable, but at the same time i miss it!!!!

-calculatory anon (probably. i don't think anyone has claimed that yet so..)

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Commission by cyborekittygameryt on instagram

https://instagram.com/cyborekittygameryt?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==