#caitlyn farmer

[omgzineplease]

OMG Zine, Please! #2: #SwawesomeGreetings

Crunch-times, fun-times, more balls than you'd think, firsts, lasts, and so many moments to celebrate. 'Tis the busiest season of the year. Is your favorite character making intricate towns out of snow on The Haus lawn? Are they home for the break, having uncomfortable conversations with relatives they don't know? How about orchestrating a Friendsgiving with no less than eighteen pies when he should be studying for finals? Reigning in the new year with fireworks and dragon dances? Find out how your fave fictional characters spend their holidays in #SwawesomeGreetings!

We here at Zine, Please! would like to extend a huge thank you to all our contributors for their months of hard work bringing these wonderful stories and artworks to life. We'd also like to thank all our readers who kept drumming up excitement to keep us all motivated! And thank you to everyone for your patience and understanding throughout this whole process.

With all that said, we think we've all waited long enough! Here is Zine, Please! Volume 2: #SwawesomeGreetings! We hope you all enjoy it!

–Zine, Please! Admin Team

🥧🏒 Read OMGZP #2 here 🏒🥧

[lorasdolly]

ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄɪɴɢ: ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀꜱ!ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Farmer’s!daughter!reader was raised in the simplicity of the countryside, surrounded by hard work she never takes part in, fresh air, and rustic charm.

(scroll for master list)

Underneath her sweet and wholesome exterior lies a deeply ingrained need to be taken care of, coddled, and babied. Even with the work of her family that she was surrounded by, her father made sure to spoil her rotten, creating the girl she now is.

She is tender and nurturing, used to strictly tending to the gardens and animals. She finds joy in the smallest of things, fresh hay, walking barefoot, and a nice warm tea.

Her taste in music is folk and folk indie, a soft warmth that she exhibits. Adrianne Lenker, The Lumineers, and Fleetwood Mac. She’ll listen when getting ready, or hum the tunes when she’s cooking or playing with the bunnies.

She finds a comfort in routine, waking up early to cook a nice breakfast for her family, then heading out to the farm, waking up all the animals. She’ll usually keep a tiny planner on her wooden nightstand, along with her favorite book. The predictability and slow-pace keeps her stable.

She holds a certain innocence, wanting to be held, having her hair combed through or braided, and praised or the smallest of tasks that her partner provides.

She craves gently dominance from her partner, along with physical care. Soft forehead kisses, slow dancing, or gentle cuddling. She also needs gentle commands, nothing too overwhelming.

Being told “Come sit next to me,” or “Lay down, baby.” is enough to get her swooning and mindless.

Her hobbies consist of playing the piano and reading. She enjoys playing jazz or soft classics. Christmas is her favorite time for this reason, the music is just the best. She enjoys fantasy books that could help her escape, anything soft and sweet.

Her closet is filled to the brim with white and red dresses along with dolly heels and boots. Cute bows ready to be worn and ribbons prepared to be tied around everything.

She enjoys the soothingness of baking, whether it be pies, cookies, or anything. She also loves sharing them with her family and partner, expecing praise for the action.

WORKS FOR FARMERS!DAUGHTER!READER:

(under construction)

[sharrkbaiitcartoonz]

FANFIC/HEADCANNON REQUESTS??

I think imma start taking requests, here’s my fandoms and rules:

Fandoms:

arcane

stardew Valley

the last of us

(more to come soon)

rules:

If I don’t like a request I simply won’t do it

not really into nsfw but well see

(Also more to come)

I used to be rlly into writing fanfiction a few years ago but fell off and now I’m trying to start up again so please respect my boundaries and I rlly hope u can enjoy my writing!!

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

More Jayvik Headcanons cause I can’t stop

Viktor gets upset any time Jayce tried killing a bug, using a rat trap or shooing away birds from their windows so he has to capture and release everything and also adds bird feeders to the little balcony. One time a bird flew into their window and fell to the ground (they don't know what happened to it after) and Viktor got so upset (he claims it was the 48hours w/o sleep) that Jayce had to take him home for the day.

Jayce reads out loud to both of them at night, especially when Viktor is too much of an insomniac to sleep. Viktor repays him with shoulder massages when Jayce can’t sleep.

Viktor gets propositioned by members and students of the academy the time. Jayce is fine with this. Jayce gets propositioned by members of different houses all the time. Viktor is totally fine with this. (They aren’t but they get very possessive, which turns them both on).

Viktor made fun of Jayce’s man of progress mug so much that Jayce upped it with a Viktor commemorative plate. Viktor then made Jayce-themed silverware. Jayce commissioned Viktor tailored napkins. The war of commemorative dinnerware is still ongoing.

Viktor has to hold Jayce’s hand whenever they visit farmers markets or other town centers. Not just because he likes holding hands, it’s because Viktor wanders off all time and gets distracted by everything. Jayce lost him for two hours one time.

Jayce has to wear some sort of apron or shirt in the forge now. He’s gotten too many chest burns and tears that no matter how good he looks, he’s got to wear some sort of guard. Viktor is slightly disappointed but at least Jayce is safe from 3rd degree burns.

They have to turn the fan on at night for the white noise, due to them both hating silence. (Working in the lab/forge for years means tinnitus). It also helps that Jayce runs hot (and cuddles an ice box Viktor) and they created sheets that even out their temperatures. They have not marketed these sheets because it would mean detailed explanations on how they know it works. (They have created ones for Caitlyn and Vi though.)

They both love flowers and gift them to each other all the time. They have to do fresh cut, because neither of them can keep potted plants alive.

It is inevitable, that if you are a current council member and decide to pay them a visit to see for yourself what they are doing in the labs, then you will walk in on them in very compromising positions at least once. Mel only told Shoola, so she's been able to knock and warn them. Cassandra one time walked in on them shirtless + making out, rolled her eyes, warned them about lab safety and proper protocols, and stood there waiting until they redressed and made them do a rundown of their current prototypes. power move queen. (learned it from Mel).

Jayce can cook but not bake, Viktor can bake but not cook. Jayce likes how cooking (save for temperatures) is a little more freeform and can't help but try and be a little more lax with baking, but it always ends up badly (rock-solid bread, cookies that are paper-thin and salty.) However he has made stunning 4-course meals and can make even a basic sandwich 5-star quality.

Viktor likes the structure of baking. He can make literally any bread or dessert with just one look at a recipe. Using baking to de-stress even. Has made macrons of all flavors. However, do not ask him to cook. His tastebuds for anything that isn't sweet are wack. Once dropped an entire container of salt into soup once and didn't notice.

Awful handwriting for the both of them. Only they know what each other wrote. Sky has to transcribe anything official. Mel can only sort of read what they have written on their boards, but that's mostly by context clues. Caitlyn doesn't even bother.

They have a timer for water that goes off every 30 minutes in a work day. It's enforced by Sky because they get so focused they forget to hydrate.

[kinkshamethegang]

okay okay okay hear me out but as someone whos done the journey from la to vegas by car bus and plane at least a dozen if not more times this year can i just posit my entire crack ship idea of charmer stray cat coaxing parson into a poly relationship like that one post on here?? just imagine farmers been in the cali and nevada desert preserves doing ecological studies with her uni and chowder gets traded to the kings one year and the two end up spending a lot of time in vegas cause shorter travel times or splitting the difference in distance or whatever and farmer ends up making friends with some of the aces wags and that gets her and chowder invited to stuff where they get close to parson and charmer has been together long enough to know when each other has a crush shenanigans happen of course because after everything that went down with jack and bitty kent cant imagine charmer would want him as anything other than a friend if even that and thats fine thats cool he likes spending time with them whenever they get the chance and only one gossip site has said he and caitlyn were cheating on chowder when a pic of them out to dinner together one night was circulating they all laughed it off whenever anyone asked anyway theyre all friends good friends best friends even and kent isnt about to do anything to jeopardise these friendships he has now like hes done in the past it doesnt matter if he falls in love with them theyre just really nice physical cuddly people who dont mind sharing space with him or feeding him or listening to him and chowders planning on proposing soon anyway when caitlyn graduates and is dr farmer so really they dont need a weird fuck up like him messing anything up then kent sleeps with chowder for the first time while hes in la after a game in anaheim and before his brain is even functional enough again to freak out caitlyn is climbing into bed with them and kents in the middle since the wet spot was on the top of the duvet they just stripped off the bed and hes getting cuddled on both sides and he doesnt know how long this is gonna last but maybe maybe he can stay right here for now

just a thought

[ao3feed-piltovers-finest]

Like the Movies

by KeepGayGirlsSafe

Caitlyn had never been a fan of the countryside. There was nothing to do, and everything moved so slowly. She could never understand why her father insisted on spending the holidays out in their country home in Zaun. That was until she met a friendly farmer named Vi and became infatuated with her. Despite their differences in upbringing, they find they're kindred spirits - both chasing ghosts and the same feeling of magic the holidays used to have. Caitlyn is determined to save Christmas for Vi and her family, but not without getting to know the lonely butch farmer a little too intimately.

Words: 2181, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends), Powder from s02e07 AU (Arcane: League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Mylo (Arcane: League of Legends), Claggor (Arcane: League of Legends), Tobias Kiramman, Ekko (League of Legends)

Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends), Ekko (League of Legends)/Powder from s02e07 AU (Arcane: League of Legends)

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Alternate Reality, Christmas Special, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Light Angst

Read on A03. from AO3 works tagged ‘Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)’

[adieutristana]

about / request rules

✧.* lottie, she/her, 19, sagittarius, infj

✧.* that girl who doesn't play about mylène farmer!

✧.* autistic asexual lesbian

✧.* college student

✧.* dancer, artist, cosplayer, goth + vkei enjoyer outside of writing!

✧.* men, proshippers, terfs, zionists dni. i block freely.

masterlist

✧.* i am only writing sapphic (wlw/nblw) content. i am currently only writing for the following characters: jinx, vi, caitlyn, mel, sevika, lest, and maddie.

✧.* i will only write for fem or nb reader. if not specified in the request, i will write for fem reader.

✧.* please be as specific as possible with what you'd like! the more you give me to work with, the better i can write for you :)

✧.* i am currently not writing any explicit nsfw content, but that is subject to change. suggestive content is fine.

✧.* i will not write anything involving the following topics: incest/incest-like dynamics, child x adult, yandere, pregnancy.

✧.* i am a full-time college student with a part-time job. as much as i'd love to fulfill requests immediately, they may take me anywhere from a day to a month. please be patient. if i get asks pressuring me about requests, i will delete the request.

✧.* i am operating on a slot system! this is so i don’t get overwhelmed by numbers. i currently will hold 12 request slots at a time, 1 request filling 1 slot, and so on. when all 12 are full, i will close requests. in short- if my bio says 1/12 slots open, send in a request! if it says 0/12, my requests are closed.

✧.* adding onto the slot system: i will try to update in real time, but if i get more requests than i have slots due to me not updating quickly enough, i won't delete the requests. i'll just close requests, and it'll take me longer to get through them.

✧.* although i will try to write all requests, i maintain the right to turn down anything that goes against my rules, or i simply don't feel comfortable writing.

[browncesario]

So can we get a postscript on the rest of the gang? We know what Shane and Mitchie are up to, what’s everyone else got going on?

i mean. how much time do you have. there's a document spanning 50 years of headcanons and fic summaries in my cloud.

in terms of, like now? 2023? well.

jason's still in topanga, but getting ready to start splitting his time back east when brown retires next summer. jason is feeling a lot of honor and excitement about taking over as camp director, but there's also so much overwhelming anxiety. how do you do right by the place that made you who you are? how do you communicate to the kids who look to you for guidance that you're here because you never stopped being them?

nate's still in laurel canyon. he got out of a long term relationship about about a year ago and is back in his twinkbachelor roots, but something doesn't really feel the same to him this time around. he's been writing a lot, feeling wistful in a way he's kinda kept at bay most his life. he'll probably get an album out of this year, but next year is when things really start to change for him. (there's a moment at the beverly hills farmers market. it's very romcom. it's followed with "no no no, you are not using our daughter to pick up guys." "shane stop being a homophobe and give your brother the diaper bag.") caitlyn's in sherman oaks, working out of a studio she put up just off ventura and making decent money doing it. she's landed some hits, but it's hard being a female producer in an industry that overwhelmingly favors male creatives even for female acts. when you google search caitlyn, a lot of what you'll find is her presence on panels about being a woman in music tied together with some song titles you could probably hum a few bars of. she's mostly happy. she likes that mitchie is hanging around a lot more now that she's in this weird limbo between graduating from her PhD and actually starting a career in academia after the baby gets here. (the further they get from that limbo, the more isolated caitlyn feels. it's hard being a woman in music, but it's also just hard being a woman. it's hard being a non heteronormative woman. it's hard being a woman in your 30s.) but, mitchie and caitlyn shared a box at the brandi carlile show last week with a girl caitlyn's been seeing, and held each other and swayed and sang every song together, like they always have. caitlyn loved every minute.

tess is in new york. she's been in new york since she left caitlyn sitting alone in what was their silverlake apartment august 2018. her trust fund got her a two bedroom in chelsea and her connections got her a pretty decent record deal that put her somewhere between "lesbian cult singer" and "pop girlie (traditional)." she has two cats and a group of friends she does a weekly family style dinner with. she ran into lola in line at sweetgreen for the first time in oh, so many years, and it made her feel this sickly sort of sad. she called caitlyn about it. they talked for hours. the sun came up, and they talked some more.

[sunnybeanbun]

Thank you to @sugarcomatosed for the tag! :D

I've been tagged!

3 Ships:

- Iori Fuyusaka & Ei Sekigahara (sekifuyu) of 13 Sentinels

- Sam & the Farmer of Stardew Valley

- Vi & Caitlyn (caitvi) of Arcane: League of Legends

1st Ship: My earliest memory is a toss up between Lina Inverse & Gourry Gabriev or Amelia & Zelgadis from the Slayers??? Probably the latter cause I enjoy the Broody Individual with the Sunny Puppy dynamic.

Either them or... probably Yumi & Ulrich from Code Lyoko LOL. I rewatched the show recently on Netflix and I realized how frustrating and mildly problematic their relationship really is.

Last song: Melodies of Life - FF9

Last movie: The Adams Family (1991) ! I watched Wednesday and I had to see one of the original movies after. :D

Currently consuming: Coffee with hazelnut creamer and these adobo-flavored Lay's chips (a bit too salty for me... also it tastes more like chili).

Currently watching: Extraordinary Attorney Woo! Such a cute show so far... and I want to eat kimbap:o;

Currently reading: The Shadow of Kyoshi by F.C Yee & Michael Dante DiMartino. Great book so far and without spoiling too much, we learn more about the A:tla/TLOK Universe during... specifically earlier Fire Nation culture and customs in the second book.

After that, I got my eyes on Witch Hat Atelier Vol. 1 !!

Currently craving: Tea and boba, either Oolong or Wintermelon flavor with snacks... like popcorn chicken or calamari.

Tagging:

@desansen @erikavart @runicmagitek

[risingshine]

....Iyana did her best not to get offended at that question, and trust she was asiking in good faith. "Yes, I do have quite a few friends - Pala and Wren are Genetic researches like me, then there's Andrew ,a half-orc EMT, Chiasa a fire kami, Aurora, a baker, Noelle, a magic researcher - Ava, a harpy palentologist, Caitlyn, a detective, Linkle, a farmer, Eive a...fighter, I think?"

....that was about it. turns out she had about as many friends as she had fingers. Ah well, sometimes life is like that.

@risingshine

"So. Iyana, question." She said. "You said you came from a weird place with some friends. Who were your friends?" She asked. "I get how you did your... Gene shit. And shit. But you had friends?" She was genuinely curious.

[icyhot-alchemist]

Where's the charmer version of the $500 mareep tweet where it's Caitlyn taking the picture and captions it "ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his $500 4 foot stuffed shark"

[showsonface]

could u draw chowder and farmer?

u just know they’re THAT couple...

[dridsimsheart]

[builtlikeastickofcelery]

yk all those drawings of bitty when Beyoncé was touring i think chowder is doing the same thing like

“This is Caitlyn Farmer. She cries every day because Chowder is GONE. Chowder has been missing for many months.”

it's here it's here it's here it's here

[ao3feed-piltovers-finest]

Arcane X Star Wars challenge

by DarkPhoenixB312

This is an idea I've had, along with many others, in my head for a long while. Basically it's a very loose retelling of the original Star Wars trilogy with heavy inspiration from Arcane, mainly with it's characters. I would try to write it myself but unfortunately I'm not the best writer and I'm usually left busy with work and tired at the end of the day. If anyone is up for writing this I'd think it'd be very interesting and cool to see what people come up with, especially if it's not a complete retelling of Star Wars and them using the script verbatim. I want people to have fun with this even if that means adding fun twists to it. My original idea was to have this be a Cait-Vi centric story with Caitlyn as a young imperial officer who eventually defects to the Rebellion and Violet as a force sensitive farmer or smuggler who gets roped into the mess and ultimately has a destiny she doesn't quite fully realize or understand until later. No one needs my permission to write or use this idea as I'm very curious to see what multiple people come up with, though I think longer chapters always make for better stories. Even if that means not as frequent updates compared to shorter chapter stories.

Words: 226, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends, Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Vi (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Jayce (League of Legends), Mel Medarda, Viktor (League of Legends), Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)

Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends), Caitlyn & Vi (League of Legends), Jinx & Vi (League of Legends)

Read on A03. from AO3 works tagged ‘Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)’

[omgpoindexterplease]

Ice Dance AU cont.

(see part one here)

Okay so I wanted to explore the other check please kids as skaters so:

Georgia: she’d be jacks coach and would most definitely be pushing for him to be partners with bitty

Shitty: I’m thinking shitty would be a coach but like the really chill coach that’s super encouraging. Or that skater that is at the comp all day just cheering people on. He probably spends most of the sessions he’s on talking to people or goofing off but he’s decent

Ransom and holster: they’d be a pair team (not ice dance but freestyle). Ransom would take the ‘lady’s’ spot and would be thrown or lifted (it’d be hard for holster to throw cause ransoms also large but they’d figure it out). They’d have hilarious programs probs. Holster would always push for (and win a few times) broadway themed programs. They would definitely be crowd favorites tho. And they’d have lots of media presence, they’d go to events, host things. They’d have great skating fail videos where they’re lifts don’t go well or they’d do some crazy things on the ice. Everyone would just be so confused how they manage to lift such a large man but holster is just that much of a beast

Dex and nursey: I can’t tell if they’d be a pair or singles. It could really go either way. As singles, they’d have a lot of competition between each other. Dex would probably complain about nurseys sad (moving) programs but he really loved how smooth and fluid his skating was. Also one time nursey would do a more hip hop one and dex would be f l o o r e d like he wouldn’t know what to do he’d probably trip getting onto the ice after him cause damn he didn’t know nurseys body could move like that. And maybe nursey kept that trend going cause he liked how red dex got. Maybe they’d do a show and they were told to do a duo and they argue a lot at first but they’re so synchronized (just as ransom and holster are. Like, dmen, man). Maybe they’d do a tango style routine (cause the sexual tension would be so high) or one where one of them is trying to get he other and they’re not interested at first but they ease into it. Also I’m sure that at some point dex did an Irish jig kind of program and it looked so natural

Lardo: I think lardo would be the ice manager? But definitely does freestyle on the side? She coordinates the shows and whatnot. Definitely pairs dex and nursey together

Farmer: farmers a synchro girl who does freestyle on the side. Maybe she’s on a team w the other beautiful ladies of omgcp. They’re a senior team and they do a lot of girl power programs and they’re super badass. They’re super friendly tho and make friends w all the other teams. Her and chowder always come to each other comps and he can always spot which one she is (in synchro it can be hard to spot everyone). Obviously they’d hang on the freestyle sessions and maybe that’s when they meet?

Chowder: he’s a freestylist. He’s super smiley during his programs and you just gush every time he skates. His kiss and cries are just precious. His signature stuffy is a shark obviously and everyone always throws them on the ice after his programs. When he doesn’t do well tho everyone still cheers super loud and they cry when he does at the kiss and cry. That boy. He also probs does a good serious program and at first it was startling but it really fits him and he’s really powerful in it. Also he’d coach learn to skate and he’d be so precious w the kids. Okay scratch what I said w farmer, they both coach the little kids and one day chowders w his kids and the doin a little race and he accidentally hits farmer and then they meet and fall in love. And lots of little kids surround them and chirp them a ton

Tango: I’d like to see tango on the synchro team. Always questioning the steps and choreography. Does freestyle as well.

Tater: he and jack met at some training camp in Russia for ice dance and he meet Kent when he visits

Bob and Alicia: they were a power duo pairs team. They were loved by the fans and they still do a lot of modeling and reps for athletic companies and just everything really