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banzack · 9 months ago
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various goanimate characters as stamps
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sexymanbattleroyale · 2 years ago
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description for these guys under the cut, in case you dont know who they are
i'll be honest im getting very tired and i want to get these all out so just. yeah this'll get more lazier in descriptions Boris: its the funny youre grounded guy from goanimate Bubble Buddy: he has a wife and kids i think there was a spongebob episode where spongebob accidentally commits murder because he popped a shit ton of bubbles in a city made out of bubbles
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weclassybouquetfun · 9 months ago
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What an achievement for Dev Patel.
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MONKEY MAN is lit, it's fire, it's bananas
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it's a wild action, vibrant, brutal action flick that is right up there with the best of the best.
It's very easy to compare it to the JOHN WICK film (the JOHN WICK stunt team was to do the fight choreography but in one of the multitudes of bad luck that happened to the film during production namely Covid 19, but including the studio going bankrupt, Patel's gaffer dying from a heart attack, losing the location he scouted for four to five months, having to move the shoot from India to Indonesia, thus losing much of the production team and their equipment and Patel breaking his hand on his very first stunt, and injuring his foot when a stuntman stepped on it) Patel lost the stunt team), and while Patel has said his influences were bombastic Bollywood action films and Korean revenge films; for me, not as versed in those films, an easy reference is THE RAID. So if you like that brand of action, you would love MONKEY MAN.
What I especially loved is that after the first act the action levels out, which is great because when it is incessant (as I found JOHN WICK 4), it's mind-numbing, so with act two, you get breathing room and a deeper dive into the story and it gives more depth to the film.
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-Dev Patel is just one of the many SKINS cast members who are having a moment. What are some of the others up to?
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-Jacob Anderson was in only one SKINS episode but he has remained in the fold somehow.
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He even invited the gang to his wedding.
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and was on GAME OF THRONES with Joe Dempsie and Hannah Murray.
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Anderson can be seen May 12th in series two of AMC+'s INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, where he plays the long living, long-suffering Louis du Pointe du Lac.
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-Jack O'Connell, pictured with young Jacob, will reportedly be the villain in Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Googler's next team-up.
Jack can be seen S.A.S ROGUE HEROES.
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-The cast reunited at another wedding a few years ago based on pics posted by Kaya Scodelario and five years ago at a Golden Globes celebration.
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Kaya can be currently seen in Netflix's THE GENTLEMEN.
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-Also on Netflix is Daniel Kaluuya's directorial debut THE KITCHEN.
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during his time on SKINS, Kaluuya also pitched storylines and co-wrote a few episodes for the series.
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-Nicky Hoult, who played the lecherous Tony, is our future Lex Luthor in James Gunn's SUPERMAN LEGACY.
Yes, he looks like a giant Caillou - what of it?
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weirdocartoongirl · 1 year ago
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AFA's Andersons and Wattersons' Ultimate Punishment Day but if Abiuth was executed
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Even though I don't want to put the scenes where Abiuth Flores Animations gets executed since it counts as cyberbullying. I had to make scenes in some if he was sentenced executed instead of life imprisonment and sent to hell along with his Anderson and Watterson parents.
Part 3: The Trial of Abiuth Flores Animations, his versions Andersons and Wattersons
Cut to Amira Haves and Kruger Johnson, who is now on live to tell the viewers about the event, after the child abusers are apprehended.
Kruger: Greetings! And welcome back to LANN news! Right now we just got a report that the child abusers are Abiuth Flores Animations' Boris, Doris, Rosie Anderson, Nicole, Richard and Anise Anderson have arrive in Los Angeles, California from GoCity. We will go live with Grace Addison. Who's at the courthouse where all people are at, including the heroes too. Grace, you there?
Cut to Grace Addison, who is now going to live as the police helicopter arrives. With the townsfolk including the heroes there.
Grace: I'm here Amira and Kruger. So here i am as people are out there near the courthouse is Los Angeles, California. As you can here. The child abusers Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons and Wattersons officially arrived in Los Angeles from GoCity. They will now heading to the court for their times.
Cut to the 8 police officers are holding AFA's Andersons and Wattersons.
AFA's Boris: You better let us go right now!!
AFA's Nicole: You heard what Boris said! You unhand us right now!!
Meanwhile, they heard the glamor by the townsfolk.
AFA's Rosie: What?!
As the townsfolk are there. The people that are with them are Artemis Flintridge, Red from Angry Birds, Leafree, Pokie Pizza, Popeye from Popeye The Sailor, Nature Cat, Gloria Brighton, ViktorLoud, Alex Wurmser, Kendrick The GoAnimator, Wolfychu, Captain Henry, Dani The Cheerleader, Renda, Pluto from MilkyWay and the Galaxy Girls, Andy & Megan Olsen, Molly Peterson, Lucita Sky, Maya/The Best Gachatuber Ever and Butterbean now angry at these child abusers.
AFA's Doris: Boris, Rosie, Nicole, Richard and Anise. Are you seeing what I've seeing?
AFA's Richard: These people… they are…
AFA's Anais: They're angry at us! I feel so scared!!
LA Police Officer #4: Come on! Let's in the court right now!
As the police brings them to the court offscreen, a portal appears, and me, Martin The Vyonder, RedTroll2002 and CaillouAnimate arrive from the portal to the courthouse with Abiuth Flores Animations.
Abiuth: Hey!! Let me go right now you traitor! You guys gonna pay for- (sees the angry crowd) Wait, what the?!…..
Again, the townsfolk are angry at Abiuth Flores Animations. The people who are also with them are FreezeDollar, VittorioTheVyonder2003, Ezz Eldin, Brendan Barney, Enid from OK KO, MaddieGacha, Itz_Prince_Albert, his oc Cindy, Ariel Risen, Michael Jackson (as a angel and a ghost since he is dead), Sonic The Hedgehog, Crazy Dave, The DISH Girls and Amaryllis (High Guardian Spice).
Abiuth: Oh no! These people are angry at me!! How could this happen?!
Martin The Vyonder: Too bad for you Abiuth Flores Animations. This is what you get for making child abuse content and making cyberbullying videos out of politicians on YouTube!
TheWeirdoGirl: Enough talking, now let's bring him to the court Martin and CaillouAnimate. He will face serious consequences for his terrible actions.
CaillouAnimate: Got it girl!
Me and other 3 users drag Abiuth Flores Animations to the court offscreen, and the other helicopter arrives. AFA's Caillou, Gumball, Darwin and a 7th LA Police Officer. They smile as people cheering for them.
AFA's Caillou: Wow! They're cheering at us!
AFA's Gumball: This is the best day of our lives!
Grace: As now you can see. The 3 child abused victims are now safe from their abusive families! Go back to you Amira and Kruger.
LA Police Officer #7: Let's go boys. It's time for your family to teach them a lesson. So you three can explain all this keeps happening to you three.
They heading to the court offscreen.
Amira: Now we go on live event for the trial of Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Andersons and Wattersons, inside Los Angeles County Superior Court. Live event begins now!
At Los Angeles County Superior Court, A male African-American judge with black outfit bangs his judge hammer on the stand. With AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin sitting right next to him. As people are there in seats angry from left and right, Izuku Midoriya, Ash Ketchum, John Boehner, Mitt Romney, Super Javier Logan, Corey Riffin, Laney Penn, Kin and Kon Kujira, Sal Fisher, Glamrock Freddy, Mr. Wolf, Diane Foxington, Tboneodeth Productions, my version of Dave Johnson/Childish Dad, Yin, Yang, PeterNevea, Markthin X and Me watching them. As Abiuth Flores Animations, his versions of Andersons and Wattersons are at the court handcuffed.
The Judge: Court is now in session. So we're going in the record in matter of people v. Abiuth Flores Animations, his versions of Andersons and Wattersons. Who were convicted of, giving their sons a ultimate punishment day, abusing them so badly every time they did bad. Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons and Wattersons. Do you realize how much damage you've done to sons' lives. Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons, you almost chainsaw your son up by giving him a punishment day. And Abiuth Flores Animations' Wattersons, you tried to hire the criminal to kidnap and execute your sons. Luckily the police stopped you in time. Abiuth Flores Animations' Boris, your neighbor Carol helps you to give your son a punishment day, brutally and injuring him 24/7 and murdering them a few times but luckily Vyond logic always brought them back to life. Like, what is wrong with you people? Do you have anything to say for yourself?
AFA's Boris: For your information, Caillou, Gumball and Darwin are the worst sons we could ever have for our lives!
AFA's Nicole: Yeah! I agreed with Boris! They steal my purse, my husband's toothbrush, Anais's Daisy The Donkey doll and cause trouble. They deserve to have a ultimate punishment days!
AFA's Doris: I agree with my husband and Nicole. They're nothing but big time troublemakers!
AFA's Richard: And they deserve to be punished mega time and they deserve to die!
AFA's Rosie: I agree with our parents! They even revenge on us and keep ruin our lives!
AFA's Anais: They doesn't deserve to live on this planet!
AFA's Caillou: Dad, Mom anf Rosie. Do you realize you put us though?! We are getting tired of grounding us and giving us punishment day non-stop!
AFA's Gumball: Yeah! Mom, Dad and Anais! We have to get revenge on you because the way you treated us so badly!
AFA's Darwin: You treated us like punching bags and slaves! You're the worst family we ever had! you guys gave our freedom away!
Abiuth: Shut up you troublemaking brats! It's all your fault that Martin The Vyonder, RedTroll2002 and CaillouAnimate put me here, and one of my former fans TheWeirdoGirl betrayed me!
AFA's Boris: I agree with our creator! Caillou! You brought this to yourself!
AFA's Nicole: Gumball and Darwin, if you two don't shut up.. Me, your father and your sister will…!
The judge bangs his judge hammer on the stand.
The Judge: Shut your mouth! Your boys has the right point about you. And don't you think to give your son a punishment day cause you're in handcuffs. You have no remorse at all! You should realize that this is child abuse. And how badly the way you treated them and way to the extreme! you people should be ashamed. And Abiuth Flores Animations, you should realize that making child abuse videos out of them can get you hated for that, Like. you should also be ashamed.
As expected, Vanessa A. arrives to talk near the stand to the judge.
Vanessa: Excuse me your honor?
The Judge: What is it Vanessa A.?
Vanessa: One of the members of the Spies of Heroes aka The Golden Alliance, Ruby Rose and three officers has found the other people who abuse Caillou, Gumball and Darwin are Fred Jones, Lily Uberion, Carol Roll and her parents, Samster5677 and Gumball and Darwin's teacher named Miss Simian. However, PaperLuigi99 is not there since he has been executed back in a few months ago. The officers and heroes are already bringing them here.
The Judge: Good job! Bring them in!
AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin: Wow! please tell us that this is true.
AFA's Boris: Wait?!
AFA's Nicole: Please don't tell us that they…
AFA's Mr. Roll: (offscreen) Hey!! Let us go right now!!
As expected, Raitara Kumomoto, Phoebe Lynxleg, Cynthia Bouvier, Ruby Rose and 3 LA Officers is holding Fred Jones, Carol Roll and her parents, Lily Uberion, Samster5677 and Miss Simian in handcuffs. The people who are also there in seats angry behind them are Ruv, Sarvente, Megumi Hayashibara, Gabriel Upbike, Macky Carlos, Cynthia Carlos, Ariel Risen, Elaine Castro, Melly Magnet, their families and Bloom (Wings Club) watching them behind next to them.
AFA's Carol: You can't do this to us!! We mean it!!
They look back and are shocked to see the Andersons and Wattersons in handcuffs along with their creator Abiuth Flores Animations.
AFA's Carol: Boris, Doris, Rosie, Nicole, Richard and Anais?
AFA's Boris: Oh.. Hi Carol, Mr. and Mrs. Roll, Lily, Fred, Samster5677 and Miss Simian.
AFA's Nicole: It seems they arrest and bought here too…
AFA's Carol: And Boris. What's going on? I kinda see that bald little brat are sitting next to the judge.
AFA's Fred Jones sees the people angry at them, shocked.
AFA's Fred: Um um um um um… Samster and Lily. These guys are really angry at us, all of us.
Samster and Lily look too. The people who are angry at them are WordGirl, Zara Linda Kat, Waleedarix, Eitarõ and Astuya Akamine, Haruka Nagaoka, Futaba Shima, Colin Wood, EpicVinceAnimations2K8, my version of Elena, Cole and Abuela Marquez, Norman Warrior, Kablammica Warrior, Camilla Noceda, Josh Singleton, Emily Ramirez, Samurai Jack, Mao Mao, Mario, Edd from Eddsworld, BrentAnimate, my version of Cherry, Alan and Warren Cook, and Tanjiro Kamado angry at them.
AFA's Lily: God! I feel so nervous right now.
Samster5677: Oh no!.. this is making me feel so very scared of this..
The Judge: Well well well, looks like we have more criminals who abuse Caillou, Gumball and Darwin at my court.
AFA's Mr. Roll: Hey!! Who are you to call us criminals!? Caillou, Gumball and Darwin are the criminals and should be in jail and….!!
The Judge: (Bangs his judge hammer) I didn't say you can talk Mr. Roll!! Now you that the child abusers are here, Now let's continue with the session. Mr. and Mrs. Roll, you two are convicted of letting their daughter to help his father to give Caillou a punishment day. What do you 2 have to say for yourselves?
AFA's Mr. Roll: We have the right thing to let our daughter to give Caillou a ultimate punishment day for being a troublemaker and being exist for no reason so we give Carol a reward for that.
The Judge: That was very insane to do that to him! And the reason why she sent him to hell and got hang on a cross by Satan. That is very disrespectful to do that. And you should have to realize giving kids a punishment day can get you arrested and executed for that. (To AFA's Carol) Oh. And by the way. Carol, you are convicted of giving Caillou a ultimate punishment day. What you do have to say for yourself?
AFA's Carol: Caillou is the troublemaking brat who should be punishment for his actions. So my parents would let me to help his father to give him a ultimate punishment day for being a troublemaker.
The Judge: That was very insane to do that to Caillou Carol. Not only that you have to do this to Caillou, You would have to cut his privated part off, gouging his eyes off, hanged him up on the cross and sending him to hell by satan. You should know that it's very disrespectful to Jesus Christ's death. You should be ashamed of yourself. (To Samster5677) Samster5677, you are convinced of executing Gumball and Darwin and celebrating their deaths along with PaperLuigi99, what do you have to say for yourself?
Samster5677: Well your honor. I did this to them cause they cause trouble a lot so me and PaperLuigi99 which he was executed in later days help the Wattersons to executed their sons for being troublemakers.
The Judge: How a heartless you are for doing that to them! Now I know why people hates you because you make abusive content out of Caillou and Dora. You're a huge disgrace Samster! (To AFA's Fred Jones) So Fred Jones, what do you have to say for yourself?
AFA's Fred: I won't forgive Caillou for his behavior since he stole my bear back in past years ago. I would have to give him a concussion time so I would teach him a lesson for being a troublemaker.
The Judge: The reason why you stole your because the way you treated him like hell. You even literally give him a concussion with a spike bat. Shame on you! Lily Uberion. You are convinced of assault, murder and giving Caillou a ultimate punishment day. What do you have to say for yourself you young lady?
AFA's Lily: I also did the same thing where I helped the Andersons to kidnapped Caillou and celebrate his death cause the Caillou behaves the way he does.
AFA's Lily's Father: (Offscreen) LILY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!! WE CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DID HELP BORIS TO GIVE CAILLOU A ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT DAY!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU LILY!!?
AFA's Lily's Mother: Your father is right, Lily! We did not raise you that way. You should realize that's child abuse? We can't believe you did all that to Caillou! Just wait till you're found guilty.
The Judge: Mrs. Uberion is right Lily. You should be ashamed of yourself. And Miss Lucy Simian, I know that you did nothing wrong to one of your students Gumball and Darwin, but can you tell us to explain the truth?
AFA's Miss Simian: Well, I honestly thought Mr. and Mrs. Watterson were innocent parents but it turns out they're abusive to them. I decide to allow this to Gumball and Darwin cause they're troublemakers since they throw the paper at my face. Those were not my actions, it was their parents who gets away with it. I have to regret the what I doing that to Gumball and Darwin since child abuse is illegal against the school laws.
The Judge: At least you are right Miss Simian. But remember, you're not allowing this to them cause child abuse is against the school laws. I'll make sure that you never do that to them ever again, understood?
AFA's Miss Simian: Yes mister.
The Judge: Okay. Now do you all plead?
Abiuth: I seriously plead not guilty!
AFA's Boris: I agree with my creator, Not guilty your honor!
AFA's Doris: I agree with my husband! Not guilty!
AFA's Rosie: I agree with my parents! Not guilty!
AFA's Nicole: I plead not guilty!
AFA's Richard: I agree with my wife! Not guilty!
AFA's Anais: I agree with my parents! Not Guilty as well!
AFA's Mr. and Mrs. Roll: We're both plead not guilty your honor!
AFA's Carol: I agree with my mom and dad! Not guilty!
AFA's Fred: Not guilty!
Samster5677: Well.. I plead guilty!
Lily: Fine! I plead guilty as well!..
AFA's Miss Simian: I also plead guilty.
The Judge: Well… we have 3 plead guilty, but the rest plead not guilty? I don't believe this! You 11 could plead yourselves not guilty when you 11 commits a massive amounts of child abuse.
The Judge: I now call Robert, Sapphire Castro and Yaster Magnet, the parents of Elaine, Tessie and Zach Castro and the mother of Anna and Melly Magnet from TheWeirdoGirl's Heaven Age and The Elaine and Melly show to the stand.
The trio comes to the stand.
Robert: Gladly your honor! (To Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Andersons and Wattersons) So you must be abusive versions of Caillou, Gumball and Darwin's family since many other people show everyone including us the proof to explain it! We heard that you abusing your sons 24/7! Sure. Our creator may not like Caillou since Caillou himself was involve in Helene's Gang but it doesn't matter! You 6 should have ashamed!
Sapphire: I agree with my husband! Boris and Doris, I saw you guys cook him alive in the oven after he punch his sister next to you on the Thanksgiving 2021. Are you being serious? What you 2 did to him is cannibalism! You are just plain dangerous as Helene Riley and her gang!
Yaster: I have to agree with Sapphire! But unlike you, I stopped abusing Melly back in 2020 after I realize that I did wrong! And Boris, I saw you and your helper Carol electrocute him with the taser gun. Seriously? He's far too young to be electrocuted like that. You guys are huge disgrace to everyone else in this place!
Robert: Yeah! and because of that, We declare you and your friends guilty! We're finished your honor!
They leave the stand.
The Judge: Thank you Robert, Sapphire and Yaster for your time. Next. I call Gabriel Upbike and Megumi Hayashibara, the parents of Senpai and Monika Hayashibara to the stand.
They both came to the stand.
Gabriel: Gladly your honor! (To Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Andersons and Wattersons) So you must be the fake versions of Andersons and Wattersons! I cannot believe that you 6 could abuse your sons like seriously?! What is wrong with you?! You family are insane, even more insane!
Megumi: And as for the other Carol, I saw you helped Boris to give Caillou a punishment day where you force him to kill my son-in-law Whitty and force him to eat his corpse while recorded from YouTube and made me cry so much! We say they're found guilty for this! That's all!
They leave the stand.
The Judge: Thank you Gabriel and Megumi for your time. Next I call Ariel Risen, the leader of the Ages and the main protagonist of TheWeirdoGirl's Heaven Age to the stand.
Ariel Risen come to the stand.
Ariel: Gladly your honor. (To Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons and Wattersons) So you guys must be Abiuth Flores Animations' Boris, Doris, Rosie, Nicole, Richard and Anise. I am very angry at the way you abuse your sons way to the extreme. Boris and Carol, I saw you two crucified him up on a cross and sending him to hell by Satan. OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU?! HOW DARE YOU MOCK JESUS'S DEATH!! NOW YOU MADE ME ANGRY CAUSE OF YOU! I BET THAT ONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE FURIOUS AT YOU 3 WHEN THEY SEE THIS! YOU'RE PLAIN AWFUL AS MY ABUSIVE MOTHER THAT CAUSE MY FIRST DEATH BACK IN 2000! I WOULD SAY THAT THEY'RE FOUND GUILTY FOR THIS! THAT'S ALL!
Ariel leave the stand.
The Judge: Thank you Ariel for your time. Next i call TheWeirdoGirl's versions of Nicole and Richard Watterson, the parents of Gumball, Darwin and Anais to the stand.
They come to the stand.
Nicole: Gladly your honor. (To Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of herself, Richard, Anise and the Andersons) So you are the fake versions of me, Richard, Anise, Boris, Doris and Rosie! Me and Richard are started to get pissed at you 6 for punishing your sons to the extreme. Sure. Some of my kids can get in trouble with everyone, but we would never allow this like the punishment day to them, ever here compare to you 6!
Richard: Yeah! And also, we heard that you executed your sons Gumball and Darwin by hanging them on the ropes along with the other criminal who is behind next to you 6. That was very insane of you 3 to do that! You 6 should be ashamed! We would say they're found guilty for this, same goes to you too Abiuth Flores Animations! We're done now!
They leave the stand.
The Judge: Thank you Nicole and Richard for your time. Next we call Albert and Delia Budd, the parents of Edward, George, Albert Jr., Beatrice and Grace Budd to the stand.
They both come to the stand.
Albert: Gladly your honor! (To Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Andersons and Wattersons) So you must be Abiuth Flores Animations' Boris, Doris, Rosie, Nicole, Richard and Anais. Me and my wife are angry at you six for child abusing your sons 24/7. You guys are just sick in the head.
Delia: I agree with my husband. Not only that, but I heard that you killed him and cut his private part with a chainsaw! Oh my god! That was very violent and inappropriate for us to look at. You're such a child molester for this! You guys are mentally ill as my daughter's killer Albert Fish!
Albert: Yeah! And because of that, Me and my wife declare you and your friends guilty! So that's all we have to say this to those people!
They leave the stand.
The Judge: Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Budd for your time. And lastly. I call TheWeirdoGirl's versions of Luanne and Silly Simon, the parents of Horrid Henry and Perfect Peter to the stand.
They came to the stand.
Luanne: Thank you mister, but this may be loud. (To Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Andersons and Wattersons) SO YOU MUST BE THE CHILD ABUSING FAMILIES OF CAILLOU, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, ARE YOU?! WELL, WORDS CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE TO BEGIN OF HOW WE ARE FURIOUS AT YOU 6 FOR ABUSING YOUR SONS 24.7!! WE STOPPED ABUSING HENRY WHEN WE REALIZE WE TOOK HIM TOO FAR ALONG WITH OUR FAVOR OF MY SECOND SON NAMED PERFECT PETER!! WE LOST TRUST PETER WHEN WE SEE HIS TRUE COLORS TO US THANKS TO MANY PEOPLE WHO TOLD US ABOUT HIM!!
Silly Simon: I agree with my wife! And Nicole, I saw you hire the criminals to kidnap your sons and celebrating their deaths. What the absolutely hell were you thinking? That was very insane and heartless of you to do that to your sons! But thankfully Vyond Logic brought them back to life! You are the bad excuse of the parents Nicole and Richard. Well at least we don't stay mad at Henry from now on.
Luanne: YEAH! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND YOU AND YOUR ALLIES GUILTY BIG TIME! I HOPE THESE PARENTS WILL BE EXECUTED SOON! WE'RE FINISH WITH THAT!!
They leave the stand.
The Judge: Thanks for your scolding and your time Luanne and Silly Simon. Now since Samster5677, Lily Uberion and Miss Simian have plead themselves guilty. What does everyone including their sons find Fred Jones, Carol Roll and her parents, Boris, Doris, Rosie Anderson, Nicole, Richard, Anais Watterson and their creator Abiuth Flores Animations?
Everyone: GUILTY!!!
The Judge: Right. Miss Simian. For abusing one of your students at your school. You are sentenced to one month in California State prison.
AFA's Miss Simian: Well, I will accept the punishment I have received. Once when my sentence is up, I promise that I will not do this to Gumball and Darwin ever again. (To 11th LA Police Officer) Officer, before you take me to jail. May I have to apologize to them?
LA Police Officer #11: You better Mrs. Simian.
AFA's Miss Simian: Gumball and Darwin, I am very sorry for what I did to you both. I know you may be troublemakers, but I shouldn't have to know that child abuse is very illegal against the school laws. Can you accept my apology?
AFA's Gumball: Well it may be difficult to do it. So we accept your apology Miss Simian. You're now forgiven.
AFA's Miss Simian: Wow! You have earn my respect boys.
The Judge: Well at least Miss Simian got her remorse for her actions, thank you boys for accepting her apology.
AFA's Gumball and Darwin: You're welcome your honor!
The Judge: Now let's continue with it. Lily. For giving him a punishment day. You are sentenced to 9 years in juvenile detention and later California State Prison.
AFA's Lily: Great! Now this is all my fault for what i did to Caillou! I've been screw up big time! Now my parents are going to be furious at me when they see me there.
AFA's Lily's Father: HELL YEAH LILY!! WE WILL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE!!
The Judge: Fred. For giving Caillou a concussion time. You are sentenced to 17 years in California State Prison.
AFA's Fred: Are you kidding me? You can't do this to me like that! Caillou should be sentenced, not me! Now the Scooby Gang are going to be angry at me when they see me there!
The Judge: Samster5677. For helping the Wattersons to kidnap their sons and celebrate their deaths. You are sentenced to 36 years in California State Prison.
Samster: Welp. I'm been screwed up. now I can't make videos on YouTube right now!
The Judge: Carol. For helping his father to give him a ultimate punishment day. You are sentenced to 51 years in California State Prison.
AFA's Carol: No! That is the longest sentence! Why can't that bald little brat be sentenced? Not me! Now my life is officially ruined for a very long time!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
AFA's Mrs. Roll: What?! You can't do this to my daughter like that!!
AFA's Mr. Roll: 51 years is longest sentence for her to live there!
The Judge: Shut your mouth Mr. and Mrs. Roll! For ungrounding your daughter and letting her to helped Boris to give Caillou a ultimate punishment day. You both are sentence to 70 years in California State Prison.
AFA's Mr. Roll: Are you serious?! 70 years?! That's is the very longest sentence ever!! That feels like life in prison!!
AFA's Mrs. Roll: Yeah! We could ended up die here if you sentence us to 70 years like this.
The Judge: I don't care. If you both didn't let your daughter to helped the Andersons to give Caillou a punishment day, this wouldn't happen. Anyways. Too bad! This is what you get for what you done to Caillou. Moving forward. Rosie and Anais. For abusing your brothers, treating them like slaves and involve in their insane punishment days. You both are sentence to life in Juvie and later Twin Towers Correctional Facility prison!
AFA's Rosie: What?! Life in Juvie and later Twin Towers Correctional Facility!? But your honor! Caillou should be sentenced, not us! Also. You can't take my life away like that!
AFA's Anais: Yeah! Once when we move to Twin Towers Correctional Facility at age of 18, the troublemakers and criminals will probably beat us up so hard! Caillou, Gumball and Darwin! You're gonna pay for this! (Sobbing)
The Judge: Abiuth Flores Animations, for supporting PaperLuigi99, making child abuse content and uploading grounded videos out of politicians including Donald Trump on YouTube. You are sentenced to death by the firing squad: Splatfest and Chum Chum Fan 2023, Alex Barriere Transit, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69, Augustine The Cat 2007 and TheWeirdoGirl.
Abiuth: WHAT?! DEATH!? BY THE TRAITOROUS THEWEIRDOGIRL, SPLATFEST AND CHUM CHUM FAN 2023, COLIN WOOD, ALEX BARRIERE, AUGUSTINE THE CAT 2007 AND MALAYSIAGAMING_69!? BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME YOUR HONOR!!
The Judge: That's too bad! After your versions of Anderson and Watterson parents are dead, it's your turn to be shot dead Abiuth!
TheWeirdoGirl: Yeah Abiuth, I don't know why I have to subscribe to you in the first place when you left. But I started to become very angry with you right now after I heard you make grounded videos out of politicians on YouTube! Not only that you did, but you also make a post of Caillou getting his pingas chopped off by his parents! Wow, just wow! How of a heartless jerk you are! I maybe not be a fan of Caillou by myself, but it doesn't matter! You deserve death Abiuth Flores Animations!
The Judge: Shellbie May is right, after the executions of your versions of Caillou, Gumball and Darwin's parents, it's up for you to be shot dead by TheWeirdoGirl, Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023, Alex Barriere Transit, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69 and Augustine The Cat 2007! (To AFA's Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard) Boris, Doris Anderson, Nicole and Richard Watterson, for abusing your sons by giving them ultimate punishment days, hiring the criminal to kill your sons, molesting him and celebrating their deaths. You 4 are sentence to death by the blender in the Los Angeles game show.
Caillou, Gumball and Darwin smiled, having ideas.
The Judge: Your executions are started in the end of the summer this year until the next few days in 8:00 then.
AFA's Caillou: Hey your honor.
The Judge: Um.. what is it Caillou, Gumball and Darwin?
AFA's Gumball: Instead of executing our parents in a game show in the end of the summer this year. We have the perfect idea of waiting.
The Judge: Oh! what's your idea boys?
AFA's Darwin: We will like to request that we should give our parents a….
The camera zooms in to them, the camera cuts to Andersons and Wattersons. Then to Abiuth Flores Animations himself, his versions of Carol and her parents, Gumball and Darwin's teacher, Fred Jones, Samster5677 and Lily Uberion. The camera comes back to Caillou, Gumball and Darwin as the boys laugh maliciously.
AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin: ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT DAY!!!
AFA's Boris: WHAT, NO!! CAILLOU, GUMBALL AND DARWIN HOW COULD YOU!!
AFA's Nicole: YOUR HONOR, PLEASE DON'T ACCEPT OUR SONS' REQUEST!
The Judge: Wow, Caillou, Gumball and Darwin! That was the perfect idea what you're thinking.
AFA's Caillou: Yes. Because this is for our revenge for our parents abusing us 24/7. We will decide how many punishments and think of the perfect one will give them.
AFA's Gumball: Caillou is right. After we done with the punishment, we will go to Larry and Steve's Blender game to execute them on the blender for tomorrow.
AFA's Boris: Please! We're Begging You!! Don't accept our sons' request! Just execute us at the game show on the end of the summer!
The Judge: Oh. You boys have the good point about it. Your request is…
AFA's Boris: Please don't you dare to accepted..!!
The Judge: ACCEPTED.
AFA's Nicole: NO!! (X30) WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE A ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT DAY!!
The Judge: Well guess what Nicole? You, your husband, Boris and Doris will be scheduled to have a punishment day in 8:00 am in the morning.
Elaine: Good request brought there you boys. Me and Melly will inform my crew once when the trial ends.
AFA's Carol: NO, STOP! I WON'T LET YOU DARE TO GIVE THOSE INNOCENT PARENTS A PUNISHMENT DAY!
AFA's Rosie: PLEASE DON'T GIVE MY PARENTS A ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT DAY! PLEASE DON'T DO IT!
The Judge: Shut up you 2!
Vanessa: Heroes, Police! Take these criminals away!
Raitara Kumomoto, Phoebe Lynxleg, Cynthia Bouvier, Ruby Rose, 5 officers take Miss Simian, Lily Uberion, Fred Jones, Samster5677, Carol Roll and her parents, Rosie Anderson and Anais Watterson away.
AFA's Rosie and Anais: Please don't punish our parents!
AFA's Carol: (Crying) I WON'T LET THE INNOCENT PARENTS A ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT DAY!!
The Judge: All right. You four will be staying in California State prison until 8:00 a.m, and when it's time, you will have the ultimate punishment day by every townspeople including the heroes and your sons, and when it's time, you will be executed in the blender at Larry and Steve's Blender game. Police, get those child abusers out of my court!
The police take AFA's Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard away.
AFA's Boris: What do you think i'll do next? To be continue on Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Abiuth: No! You can't do this to my versions of Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard like that!
The Judge: Shut up Abiuth Flores Animations! After your Anderson and Watterson parents' execution game, you will be shot to death by TheWeirdoGirl, Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023, Alex Barriere Transit, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69 and Augustine The Cat 2007 in 11:00 am at the California State prison in Los Angeles! Rio, take that criminal out of my court!
RioTheCherryBlossomJustDanceFireThunderFlower2K1 comes closer to him, handcuffing him.
Rio: Sorry Abiuth Flores Animations, but it's time for you to be out of the court with me!
RioTheCherryBlossomJustDanceFireThunderFlower2K1 takes him out of the court.
Abiuth: THIS IS TOTALLY NOT FAIR!!! THEWEIRDOGIRL, YOU SHOULD BE PAY FOR THIS!!!
The Judge: Court dismissed! (Bangs his hammer)
The screen turns black, cut to the LANN news.
Amira: Live event on the trial of Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Andersons and Watterson are now over. They will be getting a ultimate punishment day at 8:00 a.m in the morning. After their punishment, they will be executed in Larry and Steve's Blender game show.
Kruger: If you want to join and help Abiuth Flores Animations' Caillou, Gumball and Darwin and giving their parents a punishment day, sign up to the police station. It ends at 10:00 pm. Anyway, we will go on commercial break. Stay tuned for LANN American news.
The screen turns black.
Ultimate Punishment Day
Main Street Before The Ultimate Punishment Day starts
At California State Prison at 7:58 am. AFA's Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard are in their cell sad.
AFA's Boris: We can't believe that Caillou, Gumball and Darwin would request the judge to have a ultimate punishment day. Now we're have the same suffer like them.
AFA's Doris: I know right Boris, if only we could punish them for requesting the judge to have us a ultimate punishment day.
AFA's Nicole: It's sad that our kids Rosie and Anais are spending their lives in Juvie and later Twin Towers prison, I believe that the criminals will like to beat them up when they transfer there at the age of 18.
AFA's Richard: But we can't since we're in prison until it's time for the ultimate punishment day.
AFA's Boris: Yeah! This will be the worst day ever! we hope nothing gets worse.
The bell rings as the clock hits 8:00. AFA's Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard are shocked.
AFA's Doris: Oh no! Please don't tell me it's....
Officer Alan: Attention everyone! It's 8:00 a.m. Today is the day for Abiuth Flores Animations' Anderson and Watterson parents to have a punishment day. Everyone is ready for them. Release their cell.
AFA's Nicole: Oh no! This is not going to be good.
The Los Angeles Police open the cell door.
LA Police Officer #6: All right, Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons and Wattersons. It's now time for your ultimate punishment day.
Officer Jen Favre: Your sons along with multiverse heroes and other people are waiting for you four in main street.
Officer Mason Wong: C'mon, you guys are done!
At Los Angeles News Network.
Amira: It is now 8:00. Today is the time for Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons and Watterson are getting a punishment day by their sons along with the townsfolk. We will go live on event. Also this was not suitable for young viewers.
Kruger: Anyway folks, live event begins now.
Cut to main street. AFA's Caillou, Gumball, Darwin, a lots of other people such as my version of Nicole and Richard Watterson, Elaine Castro, Melly Magnet, Coronet, Akey, Bengie, Captain Henry, Professor Joey, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Uncle Grandpa, Steven Universe, Clarance Wendle, Twilight Sparkle, Buddy Thunderstruck, Sara Snap, Ariel Risen, Cassy Remy and I are there angry as the police car arrives.
LA Police Officer #3: All right Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard. These people including the heroes and your sons are here waiting for you there. Get out of the police car right now!
LA Police Officer #9: And we will tell Larry and Mr. Small to prepare the blender for you four while are having punishments. Get out!
They come out of the door sad. And the police car leaves.
AFA's Caillou: Well well well, Dad, Mom, Nicole and Richard. We hope these stupid parents of ours are ready for this.
AFA's Gumball: And this is our revenge on you four for child abusing us 24/7 and giving us a punishment day nonstop.
Elaine: Oh. And also the punishments you four are getting are painful, brutal and ect like the way you four and your 2 daughters did to your sons. This will seriously teach you four a strict lesson that you four will never forget. And don't forget I already inform my crew to help your sons with the punishment along with others who wants to join them. I ask the other crew members to help them, but they can't and decided to watch the live event instead. I understand their decision about it.
AFA's Boris: Caillou, Gumball, Darwin and everyone. Please don't give us a ultimate punishment day. We're so sorry for punishing our sons way to the extreme. And promise we will never do that again.
Melly: Your apology is permanently denied, and you're not sorry at all! 
Nicole: You did this to your sons on purposes. So it's just too bad for you 4!
Richard: You 4 will get the ultimate punishment day and that is final!
Professor Joey: Exactly! TheWeirdoGirl is gonna execute your creator once when your dead.
TheWeirdoGirl: That's right. I was waiting for you 4 to go there, but I can't execute him, even without your deaths soon.
Captain Henry: Melly, Nicole, Richard, Joey and our creator's right! There is no way we are changing our minds. Anyways. Let's start with you four's punishment day, and no. We are not telling how many punishment you four will be getting, but enough with talking. Let's just get your punishment day started already.
LAAF Helicopter destroys AFA's Anderson and Wattersons' houses
At the sidewalk where AFA's Andersons and Wattersons are tied in chairs. The ones surrounding them are their sons, Fairy Ellie, 40th Anti-Cyberbully Forces agent, Sheriff Callie, Link (TLoZ), Mr. Incredible, Elastgirl, Chuck E Cheese's, Mega Man, Moxy (UglyDolls), Crash Bandicoot, Delia Budd, Albert Budd, SML Mario, Bob The Builder, RetroMiller1997, Callum Rockey, Death The Hate Master, NOVADROME Animations and Dimitry Mykhaylov The Disney Fan.
AFA's Caillou: Okay! now the reason why we tied you again for the third time, this punishment will be the worst of all!
AFA's Boris: What?! What is the worst of all boys?
AnaDoesWrapperOffline: (Off-screen) You see here Boris and Nicole.
They stare at 2 TVs, the ones on 2 TVs are AFA's Andersons and Wattersons' houses. The people center next to 2 TVs are Bobby2005Forever, AnaDoesWrapperOffline, Sarah West The Princess Precure, Splatfest and Chum Chum Fan 2023, Kendrick The GoAnimator, RedTroll2002, Thomas and GoAnimate Fan 2008, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69, Augustine The Cat 2007 and Me.
Bobby2005Forever: Your thirteenth punishment is that you are watching your houses getting destroyed by the Los Angeles Armed Forces helicopter since they kindly accepted your boys' request to teach you a lesson.
Sarah West: That's right! They're already there at GoCity and ready to drop a bomb to your houses.
TheWeirdoGirl: And all of your stuff in your house your house will be permanently destroyed since you're being executed. Well except for your sons' stuff since a few people went there in Academy LA.
AFA's Doris: No! Not our house! We live there for a very long time. You can't do this! We don't want our house get destroyed! Tell them not to do it!
Colin: Shut up! This is what you child abusers gets, and they are already here and just about to destroy your house. Say goodbye to your stuff Abiuth Flores Animations' Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard!
At Los Angeles Armed Forces helicopter.
LA Armed Forces Commander: Okay. We're here at the Andersons' house in GoAnimate City. Go ahead and drop the bomb into the house, and Boris's torture chamber. Then do the Wattersons' house. This will teach Andersons and Wattersons a very strict lesson for what they done.
LA Armed Forces Soldier: Right sir. (To his partners) You hear the commander said about, release the bombs on their houses!
Soldiers: (On radio) Got it man!
First, a throws a bomb falling to AFA's Andersons house and Boris' man cave, as it hits them, the bomb explodes, destroying them both. The residence itself is nothing but broken wood and flame. At Boris' man cave, it is nothing more than a rubble. Cut to the bomb coming AFA's Wattersons house, the bomb ends up destroying the house and it's nothing more than broken wood and flame. Saddens AFA's Andersons and Wattersons cause of it.
AFA's Andersons and Wattersons: NO! (X25)
AFA's Boris and Doris: Our beloved houses and my man cave is gone! Even Rosie's room is gone!
AFA's Nicole and Richard: Not only that, but you guys destroy Anais's stuff including Daisy The Donkey! We can't believe you did that to us! You guys are the worst!
Splatfest and Chum Chum Fan 2023: That's just too bad for you! That's for abusing your sons! Everything including your houses are gone forever. But not for your sons' stuff since they will be living here in the city they will be living at LA Academy Middle School until they turns 18. their stuffs are already put into their new dorm. Hope this will teach you child abusers a strict lesson.
My phone starts ringing.
TheWeirdoGirl: Hold on guys! My phone is ringing. I have to wait for a little minute. (picks up the phone) Hello? Oh hello Larry. Oh you got the blender ready? All right, we'll bring them here for a few minutes, thanks, bye! (Hangs up) Okay everyone. The Larry and Steve's Blender game is ready for Abiuth Flores Animations' Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard's execution.
AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin are happy hearing it. While AFA's Boris, Doris, Nicole and Richard are shocked.
AFA's Boris and Nicole: No! This can't be the time..
AnaDoesWrapperOffline: Yes! It's the time. Before we take you to your execution game there's one thing we need to do first..
TheWeirdoGirl: We gonna execute Abiuth Flores Animations cause I am so done with him!
Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023: Yeah. He was already cuffed at California State prison, we're off.
Me, Augustine The Cat 2007, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69 and Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023 leave.
Kendrick The GoAnimator: Good luck!
Abiuth's execution/He gets sent to hell along with his Anderson and Watterson parents
At California State prison in Los Angeles, Abiuth Flores Animations is tied up in the gray wall, crying. As Augustine the Cat 2007, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69, Me, Alex Barriere Transit and Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023, holding guns.
Abiuth: Please don't kill me! I'm sorry for making abusive content and being a PaperLuigi99 wannabe!
Augustine: Abiuth Flores Animations! Your apology is denied because you made child abuse content! What the hell is the matter with you!? You should have realize making child abuse content can cause you to get hated like what the Judge said to you! And it's because of this, You're starting to act like PaperLuigi99 that is no better than you!
Colin: I agree what my friend Augustine said to you! The reason why we're gonna execute you because you have committed cp which is very illegal to do that! And guess what? Your channel is now deleted after your hiatus because of the backlash you receive Abiuth!
MalaysiaGaming_69: Colin's right! In Carol helps Boris to give Caillou a Ultimate Punishment Day, you make a scene where Caillou got hanged on the cross and sending him to hell by Satan! What the hell?! You should know it mocks Jesus's death! And because of this, you're will be sent to hell along with your versions of Anderson and Watterson parents once when you get killed!
Alex Barriere Transit: Yeah. You eventually made a post where Caillou's parents chainsaw him up and cutting his privated part off, like seriously Abiuth?! Caillou is 4 years old in the real show! Now thanks to you, you have ruined my childhood because of you!
Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023: I agree with Alex! You also make a video where Samster5677, PaperLuigi99 and Gumball and Darwin's parents celebrate the latter 2's sons' deaths, How heartless are you Abiuth! Even though I like Samster and hate PaperLuigi99 which the latter was already dead thanks to Daniel Winsett!
TheWeirdoGirl: Abiuth, I honestly thought you are a good person but no! You make everyone including me lose all our trust in you by making grounded videos out of politicians including Donald Trump which I dislike him on YouTube. In Little Bill misbehaves at Voyageurs National Park, you make a scene where Little Bill shows his privated part but you don't censoring it! Since the Anderson and Watterson parents are now dead thanks to Larry and Mr. Small, Like I said, It's your turn to be shot to death by us! (to Alex Barriere Transit, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming_69, Augustine the Cat 2007 and Splatfest and Chum Chum Fan 2023) All right everyone! Prepare to get your guns ready and get ready to kill him!
Colin, Alex Barriere Transit, Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023, Augustine the Cat 2007 and MalaysiaGaming_69: YES!!!!!!
Abiuth: NO!!! (X20)
We click our guns. Alex Barriere Transit and Splatfest and Chum Chum fan 2023 both shoot his left arm, Augustine The Cat 2007 and MalaysiaGaming_69 both shoot his leg, and Colin Wood shoots his chest. While Abiuth Flores Animations is on verge of dying, I am aiming at his head. The camera zooms in to dying Abiuth Flores Animations, I finally shot him and he was laying on the ground as he was pronounced dead later on. The screen fades to black. Cut to LANN News Network, Amira Haves and Kruger Johnson are happy.
Amira: The life event of Abiuth Flores Animations' Anderson and Watterson Parents' ultimate punishment day and execution game is now over! They have officially been executed. Abiuth Flores Animations himself is now executed by TheWeirdoGirl, Splatfest kid 2023, Alex Barriere, Colin Wood, MalaysiaGaming69 and Augustine the Cat 2007 at California State Prison. Abiuth Flores animations' Caillou Anderson, Gumball and Darwin Watterson will have better lives now. Now they will no longer be abused ever again.
Kruger: The other criminals who abuse them are in prison for a very long time. Now we will go on a commercial break. Stay tuned for more LANN News!
The screen fades to black.
At Hell, Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Anderson and Watterson parents wake up shock.
Abiuth: Um… where are we?…
They get up and notice the hottest place known as Hell.
Abiuth and his versions of Boris and Nicole: OH NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE SERIOUSLY HAPPENING, WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN HELL!!!
Jasmine the Demon Queen: (offscreen) Exactly!
They stare at Satan and Jasmine, scared.
Satan: You're officially are for what you've done to your sons! And the other demons have been banished forever for have them sent here by mistake.
Jasmine the Demon Queen: Oh! And as for you Abiuth, we heard that you make grounded videos out of politicians on YouTube! So get ready for your punishment Abiuth!
Satan: For all your crimes of abusing your sons 24/7 and giving them insane punishment days! We're going to blast you with our powers! (he and Jasmine using her powers and his spear) GET READY FOR THIS YOU STUPID CHILD ABUSERS!!!
Then the camera zooms in to Abiuth Flores Animations and versions of Anderson and Watterson parents before Satan and Jasmine blast them off.
Abiuth and his versions of Anderson and Watterson parents: OH NO!!! NO!!!! (X20)
Satan and Jasmine has finally blast them off with their powers, censored by a black screen. Back to the living world. Abiuth Flores Animations and his versions of Anderson and Watterson parents' names are on the gravestone, as Daniel Fuenmayor Ledesma's "Saddens" initially plays. Cut to the camera back, the townspeople, heroes, and other characters celebrate the child abusers' deaths. Including me, Tamae Honami 22, Colin Wood, Elaine Castro and her crew, Ariel Risen, Cassy Remy, Cole Carlos, Amy Williams, Kylie Karla-Gregory, Monique, RedTroll2002, AnaDoesWrapperOffline, Principal Eric, Alex Barriere Transit, Ezz Eldin, AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin, but Miao Le Xing, Leeon The Yellow Cat and my version of Caillou are crying and mourning their deaths, as YS: YSI soundtrack plays. The screen fades to white, then to black.
Epilogue
AFA's Caillou: (offscreen) So that's how the story ends.
Cut to the suburbs of Los Angeles where AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin are walking at the streets, happy.
AFA's Gumball: It's all finally over.
We see Chicken Little, Pocoyo, Frankie Pamplemouse, Pororo, Star Butterfly, Anne Boonchuy, Luz Noceda, Molly McGree, Cricket Green, Milo Murphy, Mirabel Madrigal, Wreck-it Ralph, Belle, Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora and Tiana at the parkside of the sidewalk, they see AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin, smiling at them. The boys continue walking, Doug, Charlotte (Making Friends), Arnold Shortman, Harvey Beaks, Jimmy Neutron, Sheen Estevez, Timmy Turner, Bessie Higginbottom, Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life), Ren Hoëk, Tommy Pickles, and Danny Phantom waves hi to them.
AFA's Caillou: Our abusive lives are finally over. No more abuse. No more punishment days.
As the trio continue walking, Jake (Subway Surfers), Peppino Spaghetti, Frisk, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Freddy Fazbear, Mario, Link, Red Crewmate, Pou, Chuck (Angry Birds), Tails, Melodii, Medic (Team Fortress), Agent 8, Kirby, Cartoon Bendy, Cuphead, Talking Tom and Peashooter are there doing something at the LA City Hall. Skid and Pump are there dancing.
AFA's Darwin: We finally don't have to deal with our parents anymore since they are executed.
They smile at them as the trio walk past them. Cut to Haruhi Suzumiya, MuqriBlueEliUltraZGeaseGamer and his version of Yuno Gasai, Christian Sorin, SeanTheGamerAndAnimator2K5, RioTheCherryBlossomJustDanceFireThunderFlower2K1, FoxTheVyonder19 and Solosolo are there minding their own business. Tvisha Lolirock and her version of Vaati are here in seats talking.
AFA's Gumball: Neither my sister, my former teacher, my former neighbors Fred Jones, Lily Uberion and Carol since they are not enrolled here anymore.
They smile at them as the trio walk past them. Cut to Flain, Nature Cat, Steve and Blue from Blue's Clues, The Wiggles Gang, Kai-Lan, Handy Manny and Hanazuki who are also minding their business as well at City National Plaza.
AFA's Gumball: As of now, we find this school we enrolled here is way better than the other school we're formerly been to from GoCity..
They smile at them as the they walk past to them. Cut to the outside view of SunAmerican Center where Henry Stickman, Ellie Rose, My versions of The Scooby Gang, Cyto, Luna (Lunime) and Snapdragon (High Guardian Spice) are here talking, chatting and minding their own business.
AFA's Darwin: …and living here at Los Angeles, California is better than GoCity.
They see them, smiling, as they walk past them. At the LA Academy outside where Little Misfortune, Caroline Jones, Lucita Sky, Eren Yeager, Pearl Trout and Aminata Monroe are there minding their business. Creator Luni and Succubus Lilith are talking.
AFA's Caillou: We're become more popular here due to our parents and siblings abuse us and feel bad for us.
They see AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin and smile at them, As the trio walk past them and head into LA Academy. At LA Academy, 4 Casual Teens, Pearl and Marina from Splatoon, My versions of Kevin and Clyde Sinclair, Myoung Jim and President Naomi are there minding their business as well.
AFA's Gumball: We have dorm rooms now since we am permanently living here at this Academy until we turn 18.
They see AFA's Caillou, Gumball, Darwin and smile at them. As the trio walk past them and went upstairs. Cut to Tulip Olsen, K.O, My versions of Gumball, Darwin Watterson and Penny Fitzgerald teleported to LA Academy, And other people such as Lincoln Loud, Zack, Heather, My version of Little Bill, Emma Johnson and Satari Ashima are minding their business. Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrian Agreste are here talking.
AFA's Darwin: And now it's time to start our new lives all over again.
They made it to 2nd floor. And they walk past them upwards as Lincoln, Gumball, Darwin, Penny, Tulip, K.O, Little Bill, Emma and Satari see AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin and smile at them. Cut to Abby Karada, Hello Kitty, Grace Budd, Francis McDonnell, Billy Gaffney (all three as angels), Stephanie (LazyTown), Teenage Angelica Pickles, Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Eric Needles and Ronnie Anne Santiago are there talking, chatting and minding their own businesses.
AFA's Caillou: Everyone here is so nice, every resident and other people are way better than Samster5677, Lily Uberion and Fred Jones.
They walk past them as they smile at them. Cut to Hilda, Anya Forger, Corey Riffin, Laney Penn, Zoo Wong, Joe "Dodo" Connelly, Gary Godspeed, Milly Hamilton, Molly Hamilton and Eric Cartman are there talking and minding their own business.
AFA's Gumball: We made a lots of new friends.
They walk past them as they see AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin and smile at them, and head to their dorm.
AFA's Darwin: So everything we have gone through is finally over. No more our abuse, no more punishment days, and mo more rough life.
AFA's Caillou: We really gave everyone including Elaine's Crew a huge thanks for helping us for giving our parents a punishment day put them back what they deserved. We're so glad we request the judge for this. This was a perfect payback and revenge for what our parents did to us!
AFA's Gumball: And as Caillou's former enemies such as Carol Roll, her parents, Fred Jones, Lily Uberion, Samster5677 and our teacher.
Cut to AFA's Mr. and Mrs. Roll, who are in their cell, with Mr. Roll puts his hand on his wife's shoulder, roommates with Katherine Johnson (aka Entitled Katherine).
AFA's Caillou: And for Mr. and Mrs. Roll, they are sentenced to 70 years in prison where our creator and one of our creator's ally are at. That's what they gets for letting their daughter to help my father to give me a ultimate punishment day. I bet Megumi will probably assault them once when she sees them along with her husband Gabriel Upbike.
Cut to AFA's Carol, who is in her cell crying, roommates with MoonlightLuisa and Darius aka The Batman.
AFA's Gumball: And for Carol, she is served for 51 years in the same place where her parents, our creator and his ally at. That's what she gets for helping his father to give Caillou a ultimate punishment day by cutting his private part, cutting his eyes off and sending him to hell by hanging him on the cross by Satan. I bet that TheWeirdoGirl's version of her is furious at her fake clone once when she saw her along with her friends.
At Samster5677's cell.
And as for Samster5677, he is sentenced to 36 years where Carol and her parents is added. That's what he gets for helping our parents and sister to kidnap us and executed us by hanging on the rope along with PaperLuigi99. However, PaperLuigi99 is not there since he was executed back in few months ago. I hope that the criminals will beat our creator up for what he has done to us.
Cut to AFA's Fred Jones, in his cell, roommates with James Gunn.
AFA's Darwin: And as for one of Caillou's enemies Fred Jones, he is sentenced to 17 years in the similar way to our creator, one of his allies, Carol and her parents are at. He deserves this for giving me a concussion time after Caillou steal his beer. I bet the Scooby Gang really upset at him once when they see him there.
Cut to Lily Uberion, in her cell crying, roommates with Pinkalicious The Dangaronpa Fan.
AFA's Darwin: And for Lily Uberion, she is sentenced to 9 years in Juvie and later California State Prison after she give Caillou a ultimate punishment day. Caillou don't forgive her for what she did to him. He bet her parents are angry at her and will disown her after sentence since she plead herself guilty. He's still mad at her for what she had done to him.
Cut to AFA's Rosie and Anais, who are in juvenile detention, as the two of them are crying, mourning their parents deaths.
AFA's Caillou: And for my former sister Rosie, she is sentenced to life imprisonment in Juvenile Hall and later Twin Towers Correctional Facility. That's what she gets for abusing me and involve in my punishment days. Once when she turn 18 and moved to Twin Towers Jail, I bet the criminals and troublemakers will probably give her a karma for what she did to me. I don't have to deal with her, including at the academy.
AFA's Gumball: Same goes to my sister Anais, who has the same sentence as Rosie, she'll be to go to Twin Towers Correctional Facility before Rosie will be next when she turns 18. I will not forgive her for helping my parents to give us a ultimate punishment day and celebrate my death. I bet she's really sad that our parents are executed and her stuff including Daisy The Donkey doll are destroyed when Los Angeles Armed Forces Helicopter destroyed my former home. She deserves it for what she had done to us. She's no longer my sister anymore.
Cut to AFA's Miss Simian.
AFA's Darwin: And last but not least, our teacher Miss Simian is sentenced to 1 month in prison, but at least she feels bad for me and Gumball cause of our abusive parents did to us. At least that she apologize to us at the court for what she did. Our lives has officially changed.
At LA General Medical Center.
AFA's Caillou: However we were sent to the hospital because I now have suffered with post-traumatic stress disorder because of the way we were abused by our parents and siblings.
In the room, where AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin are there with two doctors, one of them is talking to them.
AFA's Gumball: The doctor said that we'll have a therapist for complex PTSD treatment for every two weeks. We still can't forget about my parents abusing me and can get it out of our heads, but hopefully we'll do our best.
Cut to Me, Ariel Risen, Cassy Remy, Elaine Castro, her crew and Breaker Blaire talking to AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin.
AFA's Darwin: Since me, Gumball and Caillou are the first victims to be saved. Elaine Castro and her creator TheWeirdoGirl told us that there has more victims the Los Angeles officers and other non-American officers were looking for. I kinda feel worried about them, but I'm hoping these people are okay once when the police capture them.
Cut back to AFA's Caillou, Gumball and Darwin.
AFA's Caillou: As of taking classes instead of regular class. Our new principals has put me into special education so it will be better than regular classes at GoCity. We think special education is way better, everyone here, including the heroes like Elaine Castro and her crew, Ariel Risen, Spies of Heroes and other heroes feel bad for us because of the incident between us and our families.
AFA's Gumball: From now, we will no longer be used in getting punishment days anymore for the rest of our lives. Everything here has really changed our lives. We are no longer troublemakers.
AFA's Darwin: We really hope you enjoy this movie about our parents' ultimate punishment day. We sure some of you hoping my parents get arrested and we're been saved. Thank you so much for watching, goodbye.
The screen turns to black.
The End.
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ptbf2002 · 1 year ago
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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Shipping A 4-Year Old Kid With A 12-Year Old Girl
After Seeing A Video Of VittorioTheVyonder2003's Truth Shipping Caillou With One Of Dora's Classmates, Gina Delgado, I Had To Stop All This Chaos, Want To Know Why? According To VittorioTheVyonder2003's Horrible Vyonders Wiki Page, Caillou Is Too Young For A Girlfriend, Plus, He Doesn't Either Have A Girlfriend In The Actual Show, Caillou and Gina Delgado Is 12, But Some People Don't Give A Shit About That Fact, And They Just Keeping Shipping It By Using A Hashtag CaiGina They Should've Know That This Couple That I'm talking about, considers as Pedophilia. And The Guy Who's Responsible For This Shit Is James Parker, A.K.A The creator of the fake anderson sockpuppets, used his Gina Delgado Account And Made A Video About Gina Delgado Having Caillou As A Boyfriend. I found that to be very disappointing and and that's completely bullshit! It was one of the worst things that happened in the universe of grounded videos on goanimate. I really can't stand this shit anymore! And when VittorioTheVyonder2003 came back in 2019, James Parker Has Manipulated Him And Other YouTube And goanimate users to ship this shitty couple, are you kidding me James parker! That is completely bullshit to manipulate him and other users to ship this couple in the 1st place. Good thing that YouTube And goanimate users stopped shipping this shitty Couple.
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sui-generis-nullus · 4 years ago
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Fuck Caillou Anderson: Here’s why
He’s a stupid, trickass bitch, who, is so stupid that he can’t even do the simplest of tasks! What a loser!
Now, some will tell me that he is a child. What child is that dumb! Did you know that those who watch this dumb loser actually pick up on his habits?
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How bad do you have to be for your parents to give up trying to control you because you whine so much?
He whines so much! That’s his only personality trait!
THE FIRST 4 EPISODES OF THE SHOW WAS BANNED FROM PBS BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BITCH
Yeah, he’s 4. But can a four year old talk? Can a four year old be a little bitch?
I think not.
(i do actually hate him, but like not this much. it’s just funny i’m not sorry)
@zkz-ztrawberry here you go
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glutko · 3 years ago
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“My fellow Americans, Caillou Anderson has destroyed the lone Peter Piper Pizza in GoAnimate City. The catalyst for this heinous attack is currently unknown, but we believe it was the result of his parents not taking him to Chuck E. Cheese’s. I promise that his father, Boris, will ground him for 5,201,935 years and give him a brutal punishment day.“
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banzack · 8 months ago
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not a stamp but a page graphic
i dont know if ill do more
but this is a tiny dancing caillou based on the siivagunner video underworld map fusion collab
i recreated it pixel by pixel
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the-badger-mole · 3 years ago
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Yup. Two years age difference is nothing when you're both adults. It definitely is when you're fourteen/fifteen and twelve. I definitely had crushes on people older than me when I was twelve(I had the biggest crush on my cousin's best friend who was fifteen at the time when I was twelve) but I was a baby to them. And as you've said, Aang and Katara don't have the same level of life experience or anything. She had to be a maternal figure toward him as well.
Next to Katara, Aang seemed like a toddler at times. Not just because she took care of him. His whole vibe was just real "Caillou Anderson" sometimes.
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weirdocartoongirl · 1 year ago
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Differences and Punishments in "AFA's Andersons and Wattersons Ultimate Punishment Day"
⚠️⚠️TW: This post contains some content that can easily disturbing for some people to see. Do not see this post when you got triggered by it⚠️⚠️
Here's the differences and punishments for my Wattpad story. Abiuth Flores Animations' Andersons and Wattersons' Ultimate Punishment Day. Inspired by HiroKun's movie named "AFA Caillou, Gumball and Darwin's Parents Gets Arrested and Executed" except it has differences between these.
Differences
Rosie and Anais instead were sentence to Juvenile Hall and later Twin Towers Correctional Facility (when they turn 18) for the rest of their lives here since putting them for ultimate punishment day along with their parents counts as child abuse.
Abiuth will have the life sentence in California State Prison since k!ll!ng videos/posts out of users are cyberbullying.
Has 2 new punishments and 2 replacement punishment.
Takes place in Los Angeles instead of Tokyo, Japan. However this will take place in the same timeline as Hirokun's movie.
Instead of having Fred Jones, Fuyuki Hinata and Burt Curtis here for the second punishment. It's up for the 5 Butcher Boys to do that to them.
since chainsaws doesn't make sense for a brutal punishment like this. I manage to put wooden clubs (even though it was similar to spike bats) here.
Hirokun himself will not appear due to his controversies. His oc girlfriend and his oc son will be not show up also.
And here the punishments so far
Pepper spraying their eyes from Aoi Aimasuku and Raiden Kumomoto.
100 concussions from the 5 Butcher Boys.
Belt-beating from my versions of Luanne, Silly Simon, Gabriel Upbike and Megumi Hayashibara.
Drinking expired milks.
Beaten up with wooden clubs.
Crushed by the oven.
Listening to "WordGirl" theme song in loud volume.
Getting electrocuted by Elaine's parents and Melly's mother.
Watching their sons buying things from Walmart.
Bee strung and embarrassed & humiliated on social media. (Replacement for the normal embarrassing and humiliating on social media, this becomes a double punishment).
Have their social media accounts deleted.
1000 degree cold shower.
Their 2 homes got destroyed by LAPD officers.
Shave their hairs off.
Getting ripped apart by the blender at The Larry and Steve's Blender Game show as a execution (Final Punishment).
Getting zapped by the Devil and Jasmine The Demon Queen with their powers (BONUS PUNISHMENT)
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jack-hedgehog · 4 years ago
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Boris Anderson (from GoAnimate) ((yeah, this is the first time i drew Boris ever since i watched GoAnimate when that Bald Kid named Caillou was in it... but who cares! xP hope you enjoy!)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE8aXE0nxa3/?igshid=1scusx1q7a1eh
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espritdecontradiction · 6 years ago
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Grosse flemme sur 2018 : top 15
Pas d’intro, puisque je vous dis que j’ai la flemme !
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15. Everybody Knows (Asghar Farhadi)
Le grand maître iranien nous prouve avec ce film qu’il est tout à fait capable de transposer sa maestria du drame familial dans tous les contextes culturels. Amour, mensonges et trahisons, Everybody Knows pourrait être une telenovela grandiloquente si ce n’était cette précision magnifique que l’on connaît à Farhadi. Penelope Cruz est de plus en plus belle à mesure qu’elle vieillit et Javier Bardem n’en finit plus de briller dans tous ses costumes. Enfin, la beauté de la photographie nous réconcilie un peu avec cette hideuse diagonale du vide castillane…
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14. Une Pluie Sans Fin (Dong Yue)
Le moins qu’on puisse dire c’est que le titre ne ment pas. Dong Yue nous fait nous sentir presque enrhumés sous sa pluie interminable. L’enquête centrale de ce thriller est presque un prétexte à montrer l’enfer de la Chine industrielle et le contexte particulier de la crise asiatique de 1997. Malgré la faiblesse du personnage féminin qui s’avère n’être rien d‘autre qu’un ressort dramatique, Une Pluie Sans Fin ne démérite jamais dans sa tension et sa cohérence. Certains reconnaîtront Seven dans les courses poursuites ou Heavy Rain dans cette ambiance poisseuse et sombre, mais surtout, cette impression tenace d’en sortir trempé jusqu’aux os.
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13. O Grande Cirque Mistico (Carlos Diegues)
Adapté du poème homonyme de Jorge de Lima, O Grande Cirque Mistico nous ramène entre les pages de Cent Ans de Solitude de Garcia Marqués ou encore à la longue Chanson Des Gueux de Mahfouz… Longue fresque familiale dans la grande tradition de la chanson de geste, le film déroule la décadence lente mais irrémédiable d’une dynastie d’artistes de cirque. Marqués par un destin funeste inscrit dans le passage d’une comète, les Monsieur Loyal du conte empruntent autant de noblesse aux Labdacides que de puces et d’escarres aux clochards de Beckett.
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12. L’Île Aux Chiens (Wes Anderson)
Manquant, on ne sait par quel coup du sort, l’Oscar du meilleur film d’animation, L’Île Aux Chiens avait tout autant sa place dans les catégories « adultes ». Miracle en stop motion, Wes Anderson ne rogne sur aucun trait de son esthétisme qui pourtant se traduit toujours dans une photographie parfaite. Les décors de carton-pâte n’envient rien aux bains du Grand Hôtel Budapest ni aux soupentes des Tenenbaum. Une petite machine à rêver qu’il faut avoir vu, rassemblant ce pouvoir rassérénant d’Anderson avec un peu de la magie Gondry-ienne en plus…
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11. Mektoub, My Love : Canto Uno (Abdellatif Kechiche)
Comme un mauvais amant auprès duquel on retourne toujours sans vraiment savoir pourquoi, Kechiche captive et émeut autant qu’il agace et désespère. Tandis que Mektoub, My Love… peine à dissimuler les obsessions malsaines de son réalisateur pour les fesses bien pleines et les décolletés débordant de vie, il est aussi un indéniable bijou de réalisation. Sa caméra, douée de magie syncrétique, est tout aussi capable de nous faire sentir le soleil des vacances et le sel sur la bouche que l’envie d’embrasser les lèvres maculées de sauce de tomate d’Adèle Exarchopoulos dans La Vie d’Adèle… Mais Kechiche, ici, a au moins l’élégance de se révéler et se dénuder un peu aussi à son tour, nous emmenant dans le sud de ses plus jeunes années.
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10. Le Grand Bain (Gilles Lellouche)
Point n’est besoin je crois de ressasser le succès de Lellouche qui a fait cette année un splash fracassant avec son Grand Bain. Alors juste un mot à ce propos. A un Lellouche, vieux beau, fleuron fanfaronnant de la masculinité toxique qui s’est lové dans ce qu’on appelle parfois le « séducteur à la française », celui qui tient la porte et met des mains aux fesses, qui offre de fleurs et trompe sa femme, on avait appris à ne rien laisser passer. Et puis ce film, défaisant avec minutie et délicatesse tous les poncifs sur l’homme dans la fleur de l’âge. Cet homme-là justement, le plus frappé par le suicide, car on a désappris à l’entendre pleurer, c’est lui que Lellouche nous offre. Male tears ? Ou vraies larmes d’hommes qui remplissent à ras-bord cette piscine où on s’entraîne à flotter lorsqu’on n’a plus pied. Un regret cependant, Alban Ivanov et Balsingham Thamilchelvan, si beaux mais tout juste relégués au rang de gags de répétition…
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9. Sauvage (Camille Vidal-Nacquet)
Quelques nuits dans les rues de Paris, à dormir avec Félix Maritaud sur les trottoirs, dans les bois, dans les toilettes de bar et les bras désespérés des clients de Léo, 22 ans, homme prostitué à la rue. Contrairement à ses collègues du Bois, il ne cherche pas l’argent facile, qu’il pourrait trouver dans la poche d’un client évanoui ou dans celle d’un sugar daddy aimant. Jeune enfant loup, il trouve sa place dans un trou de terre à même le sol, le goût de son propre sang et les longues nuits de bitumes. Quand il est arraché à la rue pour quelques temps, une nuit, un jour, un répit, il ne retrouve plus son odeur ni celle de sa meute et alors comme un fou la piste jusque dans les recoins les plus sombre de ce métier sordide. Quelques nuits dans les rues de Paris où les prostitué.e.s, les hommes, les femmes, les trans, les migrants, les enfants, monnaient un bout d’eux-mêmes pour un billet froissé.
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8. Heureux Comme Lazzaro (Alice Rohrwacher)
Etrange fable que celle racontée par Alice Rohrwacher. On ne sait si elle dit la violence du monde moderne et la nostalgie d’une innocence dorée ou au contraire l’immuable règle qu’est celle de l’oppression des forts sur les faibles. Elle déroule en tous cas un kaléidoscope lyrique à l’image de ces veilleuses d’enfants qui projetaient des formes exagérées aux murs et aux plafonds. La première partie se tourne avec une pureté et une luminosité incroyables, dans l’Italie rurale des années 80 (1980 ou 1880 ?) tandis que la seconde tient presque du reportage tant elle est grise et crue. On en sort séduit et dans un état un peu second, la grande machine du cinéma nous montre, une fois encore, l’implacable roue capitaliste broyant l’immortel ouvrier-poète italien.
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7. En Liberté (Pierre Salvadori)
On retrouve ici le dialoguiste de génie, avec un quelque chose du vaudeville Veberien en plus. Salvadori recycle le motif du flic ripoux dans toute sa splendeur, en abusant du cliché avec un Vincent Elbaz qu’on n’avait plus trouvé aussi drôle depuis Dov Mimran. Le récit à tiroir est complètement maîtrisé, de même que les ingérables Pio Marmaï et Adèle Haennel. On a accusé, à raison, le film d’être brouillon et peu soigné dans la photographie. Oui, et alors ? Le rythme est parfait, les acteurs font ce qu’ils font de mieux chacun dans leurs marques sans se marcher dessus (et c’est un exploit). Le tout est arrosé d’une romance un peu malaisante entre Yvonne et Louis mais celle-ci nous sauve d’une fin cochonne où l’héroïne aurait fini avec le voyou enfin repenti. Gag après gag, une comédie à la française, mais dans ce qu’elle avait, jadis, de plus noble.
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6. Capharnaüm (Nadine Labaki)
L’Occident est-il à ce point cynique pour acclamer une œuvre qui dévoile place la pauvreté sous une lumière si crue et de l’autre main fermer toutes ses écoutilles à celle qui se presse à ses portes ? Le Liban, déjà rongé par une pauvreté alarmante, une fracture sociale jamais égalée en termes de complexité et un voisinage peu commode, a accueilli près de 1,5M de réfugiés fuyant les zones de conflits alentours. C’est cette société tenant au chatterton que Nadine Labaki montre avec sa délicatesse et son chien accoutumés. Capharnaüm est un véritable coup de poignard en plein cœur porté par un petit casting virtuose. Zain Al Rafeea, tiré des rues de Beyrouth et la magnifique Yordanos Shiferaw se donnent la réplique en égaux et en partenaires. Tout fonctionne si bien. Tout est si beau. Tout nous ramène à notre coupable immobilité.
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5. The Charmer (Milad Alami)
Il y a quelque chose du crime de lèse-majesté dans la présence du très jeune Alami aussi haut dans ce classement et surtout si loin devant son éminent patriote et aîné, le très grand Asghar Farhadi. Les deux compères font en tous cas honneur au cinéma iranien, et c’est un peu comme si le facétieux Abbas Kiarostami était toujours avec nous. The Charmer prend les accents glacés du thriller danois en gardant de cette rigueur réaliste caractéristique du cinéma iranien, toujours très proche du drame social mais jamais dans le pathos. On est intrigués, séduits, touchés puis tout simplement soufflés par le personnage d’Esmaïl, troublant amant immigré qui se raccroche aux draps des danoises pour ne pas sombrer. Mais un terrible ressort dramatique se distend soudain et c’est la chute, où Esmaïl nous emporte avec lui.
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4. Suspiria (Luca Guadagnino)
Deux entrées en top 5 pour Luca Guadagnino cette année dont Suspiria qui parle à notre âme d’apprentie sorcière comme le démon susurre aux oreilles des vilaines filles. Toujours très amouraché, et à raison, de Tilda Swinton, Guadagnino fait le choix un peu déconcertant de Dakota Johnson en rôle central. On regrette de ne pas pouvoir profiter un peu plus de Chloe Moretz à l’écran mais le film est si beau et viscéral que tous les choix finissent par s’aligner d’eux-mêmes. Les ajouts de Guadagnino par rapport à l’original de Dario Argento sont aussi parfaitement maîtrisés recréant une toute autre dimension symbolique et esthétique.
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3. Le Monde est A Toi (Romain Gavras)
Fils de et lascar VIP du collectif Kourtrajme, Romain Gavras impose son style avec Le Monde est à Toi. Moitié hooligan, moitié enfant-roi, Gavras Jr fait des films comme on organise des soirées. Dans une interview en go-fast sur Vice, et dans la vraie lignée des hackers de Kourtrajme, il raconte en complète transparence la recette de la soupe au caillou. La contrainte financière le pousse par exemple à tourner à Benidorm, la ville la plus cheap d’Europe, d’une tour grandiose et hideuse à une autre, passage d’une banlieue parisienne à une station balnéaire sans âme de l’immonde côte espagnole, « Miami en nul ». Et à l’ombre des monstres, Cassel toujours solide, Adjani lunaire, Damiens fidèle à lui-même, le petit Karim Leklou parvient tout de même à se frayer une belle place au soleil. Le film est à la fois sublime et grotesque, baddass et fleur bleue, tirant sur toutes les ambulances, des migrants aux jeunes de banlieue, sans pitié ni cruauté, mais sans jamais rater sa cible.
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2. Call me By Your Name (Luca Guadagnino)
Luca Guadagnino a volé mon cœur cette année. Peut-être trop académique parfois, et notamment dans sa photographie et son déroulé narratif, Call Me By Your Name bénéficie tout de même d’une fraîcheur qu’on ne sait à qui attribuer, aux décors piochés dans nos meilleurs souvenirs de vacances ou à la sensualité des deux acteurs principaux… Sauvant Armie Hammer de son destin de beau gosse de blockbuster et révélant le sublime Timothée Chalamet, Call me By Your Name a aussi fait exploser les compteurs touristiques de la petite région du Monte Cremasco (que l’on recommande chaudement). L’envie de faire du vélo dans les rues de Crema, d’acheter un palais à Moscazzano ou de se baigner dans les laghetti qui ponctuent le Fiume Serio… Mais surtout de revivre son plus grand chagrin d’amour et de croquer à nouveau dans le fruit juteux des premières fois…
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1. Au Poste ! (Quentin Dupieux)
Comme à chaque fois qu’il reprend son tablier de réalisateur Mr Oizo enflamme le dancefloor du cinéma français. Dans un paysage de la comédie française en plein naufrage, Dupieux est un phare constamment allumé. Au Poste ! est plus drôle que Wrong Cops, plus conceptuel que Rubber et encore plus intelligent que Réalité, c’est ce type de film qui nous fait aimer le cinéma. Avec les caméos complètement délirants de Michel Hazanavicius à Orlesan en passant par Chabat qui boucle une spirale infernale avec Réalité… Dupieux montre qu’il sait s’entourer. Sublimant un Poelvoorde en perte de vitesse et un Ludig complètement inattendu, le film explore les univers personnels de son auteur : le poste de police, le récit enchâssé, le discours rapporté et le langage performatif… Absurde et d’une intelligibilité extrême tout à la fois, on retrouve bien notre réal-DJ préféré. Dans une ambiance toujours feutrée et à la gamme chromatique soignée, Quentin Dupieux confirme qu’il est vraiment le Lynch de l’humour.
 Et comme la dernière fois : le classement complet.
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wineanddinosaur · 6 years ago
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The 25 Best Rosé Wines of 2019
It’s a great time to drink rosé in America. We came late to the pink wine game, to be sure; for decades the category was dominated by the saccharine blush of White Zinfandel. Now, however, thanks to consumers’ seemingly bottomless thirst for all things pink, beautifully balanced rosés are flooding the market from winemakers around the world.
It took us by surprise. While we’ve come to expect great rosé from, say, Provence, some of our favorites this year hail from Sicily, California, and Bordeaux. We were similarly excited to taste excellent rosés made from Pinot Noir, Zweigelt, and indigenous Italian varieties, in addition to traditional Provencal blends.
Prices are reasonable, too. Our top rosé of 2019 comes in at just $21, and most cost less than that. Only two wines on this list surpass $30.
To compile our list of the 25 best rosé wines available in 2019, we gathered a panel of drinks professionals and tasted a lot (no, seriously, a lot) of pink wines over several weeks. We rated them based on quality, of course, but our final ranking also considered availability and value. All prices are courtesy of wine-searcher.com.
Here are VinePair’s 25 best rosés of 2019.
25. Biohof Pratsch Rosé
This slightly spritzy Austrian rosé is made from Zweigelt grapes, and features juicy watermelon and strawberries on the nose followed by citrus for balance. Like an Aperol Spritz, it’s not overwhelmingly complex — but that’s the point. Average price: $12.
24. Tormaresca Calafuria Negroamaro Rosato 2018
From Italy’s evolving Puglia region comes this friendly, well-priced rosato with carbonic, bubblegum notes on the nose followed by a bright, crisp palate. “It’s like an artisanal candy made with all-natural ingredients that costs $6 at Whole Foods,” one taster said. They meant it as a compliment. Average price: $13.
23. Sokol Blosser Rosé of Pinot Noir
Funky and crisp, this dry rosé from a family-run, pioneering Oregon label has a somewhat divisive nose (“Does anyone else get soy sauce?”) and rich, juicy palate. It would be an excellent foil for seafood, salads, and even burgers. Average price: $20.
22. Château d’Esclans Côtes de Provence ‘Les Clans’
An outlier in all the best ways, this pale honey wine has Riesling-esque aromas (rubber tire, beeswax) and savory and oxidative flavors reminiscent of sherry or skillfully oaked Chardonnay. If you’re hoping to impressive your wine-snob friends with a cerebral, unusually delicious rosé, look no further. Average price: $44.
21. Château La Gordonne Verité du Terroir Rosé
“It smells like strawberry shortcake,” one panelist said. Others got notes of peach cobbler. A second-label release from a quality producer, this wine has balanced acid on the palate and an accessible price point. Average price: $19.
20. Tortoise Creek ‘Le Charmel’ Côtes de Provence Rosé
Lean and minerally, like a glass of ice water on a granite countertop, this rosé has classic Provencal aromas of peaches, strawberries, and juicy citrus, as well as a sharp, savory palate. Average price: $14.
19. Henri Bourgeois Sancerre La Porte du Caillou
“It’s the color of my childhood bedroom,” commented one panelist upon seeing this Barbie-pink rosé. Made in Sancerre from Pinot Noir, the wine has cherries and strawberries on the nose, plus a rich, round palate and lasting finish. Average price: $23.
18. Maison Saint Aix Coteaux d’Aix-en-Provence ‘AIX’ Rosé 2018
Bone-dry tannins and acidity, plus floral and strawberry aromatics, give this easy breezy Provencal widespread appeal. It would be a great addition to a summer picnic, pool party, or aperitif spread. Average price: $17.
17. Bertani Bertarose Chiaretto Veneto IGT
With white pepper, white peach, and ginger on the nose, this salmon-colored Italian wine made from Chiaretto is crisp and expressive — and an absolute steal. “Put me on Lake Garda with a bottle of this and I’ll be good,” one panelist said. Average price: $14.
16. Winter’s Hill Rosé of Pinot Noir 2018
“You can taste and smell the terroir,” said one taster of this sophisticated, Pinot Noir-based rosé from Oregon’s Willamette Valley. It has a floral nose with ripe notes of melon and guava, followed by a round, beautifully balanced palate. Average price: $25.
15. Erath Pinot Noir Rosé
Pinot Noir also headlines this pale pink bottle from Oregon. It’s crisp and fruity, with white pepper on the nose, a shimmering golden color, and a complex palate with juicy honeydew, crisp mint, and tropical coconut. Average price: $16.
14. Masciarelli Villa Gemma Montepulciano d’Abruzzo Cerasuolo
This dark-hued rosato from Montepulciano packs a punch at an unbeatable price point. It looks and smells like black cherries and tastes big and juicy, with refreshing notes of lime oil and mint. Average price: $12.
13. Hugl Wimmer Zweigelt Rosé 2018
Austria’s Zweigelt grape provides tannic structure in this very refreshing, slightly sweeter rosé that also offers fantastic value. “It tastes like liquid strawberries,” one panelist said approvingly. Average price: $12.
12. Domaine de Jacourette Côtes de Provence ‘L’Ange et Luce’ Rosé
“This is literally mouthwatering,” a VinePair taster said of this stellar aperitif wine. Made by a family-owned winery in the Ste. Victoire Mountain sub-appellation of Provence, it has orange blossom, peach, and subtle pepper aromas, plus a tart, cranberry-esque palate. Average price: $12.
11. Planeta Rosé 2018
A well-priced Sicilian option, Planeta Rosé features a blend of Nero d’Avola and Syrah and a pale, “almost platinum” color. The very fruity nose is followed by a strong, acidic bite that begs for a cheese plate or bowl of salty Marcona almonds. Average price: $13.
10. Domaines Royal de Jarras ‘Pink Flamingo’ Tête de Cuvée Gris
It’s all about incredible value with this easy-drinking wine. A sweet, fruity nose gives way to a very dry palate, and some tasters noted a slight petrol taste on the considerable finish. Average price: $13.
9. Long Meadow Ranch Rosé of Pinot Noir
Another quality American rosé made from Pinot Noir, this Anderson Valley wine has a peachy nose balanced by herbs (“I get fresh bay leaves” commented one taster). Its sweet-tart balance reminded one panelist of “Greek yogurt mixed with strawberries — a breakfast rosé.” Average price: $24.
8. Fleurs de Prairie Côtes de Provence Rosé
“Straight up rose petal,” said one taster, sniffing a glass of this expressive Provencal rosé. It’s a pale salmon color and has strawberry, citrus, and herbal notes on its slightly spritzy palate. We would love to pour this alongside a cheese plate, charcuterie board, or Caprese salad. Average price: $18.
7. Les Maitres Vignerons de la Presqu’ile de Saint-Tropez ‘Fleur de Mer’ Rosé 2018
This dry Provencal rosé has earthy aromas (“There’s some weed on that nose!”) followed by berries, citrus, and white-pepper zing on the palate. It’s made of a blend of southern Rhône grapes (Grenache, Cinsault, Carignan, Mourvèdre, Syrah) and pours a lovely, pale-pink color. Average price: $18.
6. Clos Du Val 2018 Estate Pinot Noir Rosé
A bright, light-bodied palate is followed by a punchy finish with sweet strawberry notes in this richly flavored rosé from Carneros, Calif. Made from Napa Valley Pinot Noir, it has concentrated, fruity flavors that never edge into cloying territory. Average price: $30.
5. Inman Family Wines OGV Endless Crush Rosé
Napa winemaker Kathleen Inman was inspired to make her consistently impressive Endless Crush line after tasting elegant rosés on her honeymoon in Provence. Made from organically farmed Pinot Noir, the 2018 release has lots of acid balanced by ripe, juicy watermelon flavors and scents. It’s one of the most expensive bottles on our list, but it’s worth it. Act fast if you’re looking to splurge — production is limited to just 1,215 cases. Average price: $38.
4. Beckmen Vineyards Grenache Rosé 2018
This Grenache blend from California’s Central Coast (specifically, Santa Barbara’s Santa Ynez Valley) has a somewhat boozy, fruity nose, followed by lean and lovely structure. Its medium body and bright acid make it an excellent food wine at a reasonable price. “You can drink any rosé by the pool, but this I would bring to dinner,” one of our panelists said. Average price: $18.
3. Domaine de Cala Coteaux Varois en Provence
Ballet-pink and bone-dry, this classic Provencal rosé provides a lot of glamour for less than $20. Its floral, honeyed nose meets lime, peach, and pear flavors on the palate, and it’s tasty and accessible without sacrificing sophistication. Pair it with crudos, salads, and rolling fields of lavender. Average price: $17.
2. Château La Rame Bordeaux 2018
From the banks of Bordeaux comes this super-savory, high-acid rosé with what one panelist called “a really good concentration of flavor.” Translation? It smells vegetal and spicy (bell peppers, bonjour!), and tastes bright and zippy, like jalapeno-spiked melon. It would be a stellar accompaniment to those big green salads you keep meaning to eat, and is friendly enough to enjoy without food, too. Average price: $15.
1. Graci Etna Rosato 2018
“This is what I want in a rosé,” a VinePair panelist sighed as they sipped this small-production Sicilian wine. Made from Nerello Mascalese, a dark-skinned red wine grape grown in Etna’s volcanic soil, this copper-colored rosato has the perfect balance of fruit, acid, and tannins. Our tasters loved the spiced berries on the nose, and the palate has satisfying acid with a lengthy finish. Pick up one more bottle than you think you’ll need — this tasty, affordable rosé is an absolute crowd-pleaser. Average price: $21.
The article The 25 Best Rosé Wines of 2019 appeared first on VinePair.
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