#caddicarus spons

[foxboidrew]

"Hello, I'm SPONS"

Funky kite man, gonna sell me somethin

Without the background under the cut ↓

[furballfaggot]

bitches love the contractually-required-ad-narration kite

[stoovrs]

that memory card looks like it’s about to sell me something

[whowouldwininafite]

[bit-b]

HELLO, HE'S SPONS!!!

[mindyballz]

spons core

[felix-fossil]

I missed DevStream, but if I dont see at least one bright orange Dante trying to sell me things, I will become Sponte myself.

[dontaskchaosandco]

drawing poll: clearance sale edition 5/5

[cloudydays69]

WHAT. THERE WAS A SPONS PLUSH AND NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT IT??? AUUUUUUUUHHHHH

AND- AND A NEW VIDEO TOO???? HOLY SHIT I NEED TO CATCH UP!!!

[the-lightest-shadow]

I'm sorry on how long this took to finish but, for those who asked for things, here's the result!

Thank you all so much for the mostly obscure characters for this! I had fun with it, really! Even if a lack of motivation and being busy made it take a few weeks.

Most of the requests were done on anon and idr the few that weren't beyond one because I know them irl but hey!

I look forward to when I get the want to do this again :>

[sling-b]

and just like that, 2022's gone in a flash. thanks for being here everyone, you're all a wonderful audience!

[xasterx]

HELLO! I'M SPONS!

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Welcome one and all to the 2023 Tumblr Capital Bastard Showdown!

A 32-character bracket tournament dedicated to answering the question: "who is the most capitalist bastard in all of fiction?" . Are we voting for our favorites or the biggest bastard of them all? ....yes.

First some ground rules

Absolutely no real people or companies. We get it it’s fun to dunk on people like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, but this tournament is more about escapism. Let’s face it, fictional bastardy is more fun to explore than what’s currently going on in the world. This includes YouTube personalities unless it’s very obviously a character far removed from their actual persona as possible such as Angry Joe’s Corporate Commander or Caddicarus’s Spons. In other words: please no Minecraft SMPs please

Acquisition of wealth doesn’t have to be their sole character motivation, but it helps if it’s still significant enough to their character and so long as they’re willing to do morally questionable things in the name of money they qualify. This is not however the “worst boss” showdown so even though Elias Bouchard was quite a popular submission I‘be been informed by Magnus Archive fans that he’s disqualified since he runs a non-profit.

Similarly “bastard” in this context doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be evil, some might even be protagonists in the stories, as such anti-hero characters are allowed so long as they meet the qualifications of having morally grey at best characterizations and money as a significant motivation. “Bastard” is also gender-neutral.

They have be private citizens in their narrative so monarchs and aristocrats are disqualified.

As per usual, you are allowed to make multiple submissions but you’re only allowed one entry per character.

Propaganda, reblogs, and fan art are fine, just try to be reasonable and not spam too much, and at least accept losses with grace. Even if you “call bullshit” on the results, at least be a good sport about it (ie…this is a Tumblr poll, bro please don’t take this too seriously)

Please feel free to shoot me an ask if you have any genuine questions or spot any potential grey areas, constructive feedback is always appreciated.

Characters That Are Already Included

Because they're way too obvious

Moneybags (Spyro) (likewise our mascot)

Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

Bryce Tankthrust (Brandon Rogers Extended Universe)

Mom (Futurama)

The Onceler (The Lorax)

Feel free to submit here:

SUBMISSIONS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED

Shameless self promotion: @girlbosswar, @mad-scientist-showdown , @problemgirlbracket , @butler-bracket , @manicpixiedreamgirltournament , @shittycartoonmomshowdown , @umbrellagoblin

The Mods

CFO: @catboy-bill-nye

Please do not try to harass us with propaganda on our main blogs; we have lives outside of our silly Tumblr tournaments

[burnadicarwoz]

Whats some caddicarus lore/fun facts any of you people know? Here's some of mine to get started (Also hi @beautifully-lumpy):

-caddy has been to church twice, once to see pepsiman and once to see anime.

-he has seemingly immortal stepdaughters, as he has blown them up previously and they survived and appeared again.

-it has (to my knowledge) never once been acknowledged both how many random people break into caddys house and how they all look like him (schizophrenia theory??1?1)

-other then baddy (evil twin brother of caddy) and a cameo from the thrill kill guy, no other supporting characters have survived the 2020 reboot.

-caddy can turn into jesus, and spons is god, but who does baddy, long Dennis, steak, etc etc all become around Christmas time?

-not lore but in the portable crash video for crash 1 entry 5, when he says "no idea why" he sounds like a cowboy and that always get me laughing.

-caddy has also transformed into super shag, where in fucking shaggy, he got a reason to change his hairstyle.

-caddy not only had sex with and had a child with a wall, but he also mentioned said child once and never again for no reason, so that child is probably dead, how fun.

-Finally, caddy is technically spons dad, as he did come out of his stomach once and he calls him dad, meaning that jesus gave birth to god who is a kite and that's just funny.

What ones can you think of? Trust me, there is more. Have fun telling me, as I read them with my feet kicking in the air with glee maybe.

[aloftmelevar]

caddy took down the spons plush video

unlisted or privated is for you to find out

it's already been added to my unlisted caddicarus videos playlist!

and here's the short promoting the plush!

[ask-maple-leaf]

HELLO, I’M SPONS!

(Caddicarus jumpscare)

Hello there!!

And

AHHHH!! CADDICARUS!!

(Whatever that is..)

- Maple Leaf