#cackling with crusty

[crusty-chronicles]

Ight so like a bunch of ging brain rot I have with y/n thinking that he’s emo/stoner or skaterdude man rat ugly dog thing and like constantly goes to hot topic and zoomies and like pac sun sometimes to buy him a bunch of useless shit like a goth dress and fish nets and like black lipstick and will do this at the worst times possible for example :

( ging will be at a meeting or something idk sometime important )

“HEY!! HEY LOOK AT ME!!! GING LOOK!! I GOT YOU SOMETHING!! LOOK AT MY GIFT!!1!!” While the pack of pride flags ( zodiacs ) would just like stare at him while you wave around the bags like some crack faced dirt ball, then rip the bags open and everything would like spill out ( corsets, eye shadow, Clair’s fish nets, mushroom earrings and like snake bites ) while like he’s just standing there ‘ ………🧍………’

I am cackling with tears in my eyes. Like just imagining his S/o outing him to everyone is so fucking funny. And he has to pretend he's not embarrassed by it so his street cred doesn't go down.

"Are those Shrek Crocs????"

"Yeah and what about them? Fuck off, Pariston. You wish you were me right now." As he's slipping them on.

And it makes him question why he's dating someone who's braindead with the energy of a puppy.

But honestly he could care less what the zodiacs think of him.

Now if you do that shit at the election 👀👀👀

He's crying on the inside. But again, street cred.

"I've got a question for Ging."

"Yeah?"

"Why do you have a Twilight tumbler?"

I cannot 😭😭😭

"Because my S/o loves me. Cry about it, loser."

And it's this one that he's been drinking out of for the past 45 minutes-

Just imagining y/n hitting up Kite going "I'm in the back of Spencer's and I'm scared....Do you think Ging would want something???"

And he's????

"No??? He's an Etsy shopper???? But get him the baby doll heads in a jar."

Dwune and List love you for it though. Especially Dwune. (It's him who planted the idea in your head about Ging. Revenge for changing his name.)

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Bro I cannot believe you called him a fucking rat dog thing💀💀💀 Like that's it. That's the only way I will except Ging being described. He's a crusty eyed white dog. The ones that live for like 20 years and are clinging on through spite.

[rockabyerobin]

I drew this in a hyperfocused fit. I just think that old sleepy cat of a man needs reconciliation with his old buds please bc I am sad seeing him sad 😭

[sparkz-n-glitz]

#justcagethings

[awkwardcorner]

The vet said my cat has a really small penis 😔

[pangur-and-grim]

I have been behind on the times but have just binged your blog and firstly I hope your girls feel better soon, pancreatitis is rotten! Secondly, I am in love with your son and I am SO happy about his existence! Devons are my absolute favourite cat breed and I get so excited then they come into work. Crusty old devons are my weakness.

Ps, the photo of him sobbing on the vet table had me CACKLING. I adore him. I’m so happy for you. I’m sending strength to the ladies.

Xoxo your biggest fan + her half a dozen dogs (and these two)

pancreatitis is so nasty. when they go off food, I wish there was some way to say "nooooooooo you need that to live!" and have them understand.

it's a huge relief that they're both home and eating now!

as for the new boy, he is perfectly healthy and happy, and having the first catnip trip of his young life

[gremlingottoosilly]

The recruits bully octo baby 😭

I feel like since the baby looks like könig, it’s there way of making fun of könig without being throttled

Like on the off days that reader is out and about with octo baby in her sling and here are all these buff men suddenly circling her and making fun of the baby.

“Damn that’s an ugly baby.”

“Imagine having to go through the pain of pregnancies only to have THAT thing come out of you.”

“You think that’s how the colonel looked like as a baby? No wonder he had to kidnap his wife”

They’re all cackling to themselves as reader just scowls at them, hugging her baby close to her and power walking out of there. I can imagine octo baby looking over her shoulder, staring at them with his feelings hurt: 🥺

Yes! The monster society is literally built on valuing only strength and power, so the weird octobaby won't get any privileges even if it's the colonel's child. If anything, poor thing gets ridiculed even more - with how powerful his father is and how pathetic the octobaby are, it's impossible to escape crude jokes. You hate being around his recruits because of this - they are treating your child like its some crusty dusty ugly dog and not a precious baby that might have a bit of grotesquely mixed features of octopus and a human...you still love it!! You actually stopped going out because of it - whenever you're walking around the base without Konig, it would only lead to soldiers discussing you and your life as a pet and how weird it must be to give birth to such ugly creature. Konig is surprised that you're more homebound now, since you were the one to whine and cry whenever he didn't want to let you go out...and now you ask him to just be in your nest?? With you?? Something is wrong, you look unhappy and angry all the time - and it would be normal if he was the reason for this, but no, he was actually on his best behavior lately. You don't want to share what recruits are talking about because you think he would just take their side - he doesn't like the weird octobaby and you know this, so it's better to not even suggest he'd talk to them...but then you break down anyway because you're scared the octobaby is going to get hurt(( and Konig doesn't understand the issues at first, but then he hears all the stuff that the recruits have been telling you - and it's almost a direct attack at him, for insulting his mate and his baby. His soldiers are making you cry!! He couldn't care less about the baby, but he doesn't want his precious mate so sad. Needless to say that some of the most loud recruits are not returning from patrols...and when you're strolling through the hallways now, no one dares to even look at you or the baby.

[aalloochaat]

no guys but...boyfriend eren !!!!!!!!

bf!eren who has beef with your plushies, glaring and punching them every time he's over because he's jealous of the way you hug them to sleep.

bf!eren who spams your chats daily (every minute if he's bored as fuck and you're busy) with couple reels and a "pls can we do this ???? plsss 🥺🥺🥺" under every single reel he sends

bf!eren who laughs at the shocked look on your face when you find out he doesn't moisturize. like…. what the actual fuck eren. what's wrong with you. . .

“what do you mean “whats wrong with me”? i just don't moisturize! there’s nothing wrong with that!”

bf!eren bursting into giggles as you try to tackle him down, determined to moisturize the fuck out of him. you hold your lotion threateningly over him, trying to act all menacing, and it's the cutest thing he’s ever seen!

“eren u crusty ass motherfucker. IM GOING TO FIX YOU”

bf!eren that will never stop yapping about you to his friends and anyone else who’d be willing to listen to him gush about you for hours

bf!eren who will be SO nervous around you before the two of you start dating and are just in that weird talking stage because everything you do is just so adorable and he just wants to squish your cheeks and scoop you up in his arms because he's a simp 

bf!eren who will always be checking his phone just to see if you texted

bf!eren who GETS SO HAPPY WHEN HE WATCHES YOU EAT BECAUSE HEALTHY EATING HABITS, BABY!

or alternatively, bf!eren who is sometimes extremely concerned and absolutely baffled because you’re a weird little gremlin. “baby . . . are you eating. .. is that… WHY ARE YOU EATING PRINGLES WITH WHIPPED CREAM?!?!”

“...can i try some?”

bf!eren who lets you take weird pictures of him, smiling when you cackle to yourself. he’s just happy to see you happy !!!!!!!!!!!

bf!eren who gets flustered easily when you flirt for a change. he turns into a literal tomato, turning away and covering his mouth with his hand. he wont even be able to look you in the eye for literal days after that little incident !!!! :)

this one’s a given, but bf!eren who lets you do his makeup for fun >>>>>>>>>>>>

just. bf!eren. i love him guys. he's so babygirl,,,

[hazbinshusk]

Husk 25 :D

prompt #25: a kiss that's an accident.

Angel bumps his shoulder against yours, the relatively gentle gesture still enough to almost knock your drunk ass off the stool you’re perched on.

“Ya should see this bitch on the dancefloor, Huskie,” he teases, throwing back the shot the bartender has just poured him. You steel yourself before doing the same, grimacing at the burn it leaves behind. You were far less practiced than the two of them. “Might even be enough to melt through your crusty ass exterior.”

 “Uh-huh,” Husk deadpans. Still, you can see an amused quirk to his lips. “I bet.”

The spider holds a hand to his chest and gasps in dramatic mock-offense. “Are ya doubtin’ me?”

“Angel, please stop,” you laugh bashfully, face flushing.

“I will not!” he declares. “Ya got an ass that won’t quit and a rack to match. Pretty sure even Whiskers here has been caught starin’ more than once.”

You blush, and Husk splutters through a mouthful of rum, caught between annoyance at the nickname and wanting to defend himself. Angel cackles, looking supremely pleased with himself.

“’s okay, Huskie.” he stage-whispers. “They like it.”

“For the love of everything in Heaven, please shut him up.” you groan, burying your burning face in your hands. Husk chuckles, surprising you by reaching over and patting your shoulder.

“If you think I’ve figured out how to get him to do that, sugar, you’re gonna be disappointed.”

“Pretty sure I’ve given you a few ideas on how’ta do that, baby,” Angel teases with a wink, and Husk rolls his eyes at the spider with a scoff, and despite the fact that an innuendo like that would usually get him cut off, Husk pours all three of you another drink.

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“Go on then, show Whiskers what the good Lord gave you,” Angel teases. He’s standing behind you now, his slender arms draped over your shoulders. He leans into your ear, the scent of cherry liquor on his breath. “And then Husk can thank the fucker for it next time he comes outta his tower.”

“Oh, fuck off,” you laugh, shoving him away again. You almost fall off your stool as you do, and Husk leans over the bar quickly to catch hold of your wrist and stop you from falling any further. His paw is warm and strong around your arm, and you feel the flush already lingering in your cheeks from the booze deepen further.

“That’s it,” Husk says, tugging you back onto your stool properly. He’s leaning so far over the bar that the edge of it is digging into his stomach, his wings extended slightly to balance him. “I’m cuttin’ the two of you o—”

Angel shoves you gently in the back and you tip forward, falling into Husk. Your eyes widen as your lips meet the corner of his, his own golden eyes glowing back at you. The two of you are frozen like that for a moment, his lips soft and warm and tinged with smoky whiskey. Husk’s hand tightens on your wrist, his thumb brushing over the soft skin where your pulse hammers away.

Your eyelids sink closed for a second, and you could almost trick yourself into believing that Husk shifts ever so slightly so that his lips meet yours properly before you jerk away, stuttering through an apology.

“Husk, I’m so… I’m so sor—”

Angel wolf whistles, squeezing your shoulders. “Not exactly a kiss that’ll end up sweepin’ the awards at the Sex-x-xi’s, buuuuut…”

Husk growls, his muzzle stained bright pink. “Angel, I’m gonna—”

Angel grins, bending down to smack a kiss against your cheek as Husk rounds the bar. “Night, dollface!”

Angel cackles as he takes off towards the stairs, Husk throwing a string of curses after him.

send me a prompt and either husk or blitzø

[i-cant-sing]

Dabi to Tomura: You are whimsical and silly! You’re not a little guy! YOU’RE UNSETTLING!

Tomura:…

Dabi: And you’re scaring the hoes

Tomura, rolls his eyes and ignores him: fuck off Dabi, im playing a game. *turns back to his monitor in his dark room*

Dabi, annoying as ever, flips on the switch: Im trynna help you man. Look at your dry ass skin. Aint no one gonna kiss those crusty lips. Why dont you come with me and ill take you to one of those salons my girlfriends like to go to- *is cut off by Tomura chucking his controller at Dabi's head*

Dabi, leaves the room cackling how hes gonna get his "little" brother that Cerave sponsorship soon, while Tomura is grumbling about not needing skincare and shit.

-

Also 2 hours later:

Dabi walks in on First Lady reader and Tomura having a spa day at home(they couldve gone to the salon but Kai insisted it was "too dangerous and also unhygienic to go out to a salon"), and reader just asked if Tomura wanted to spend some time with her, not expecting him to actually partake in the spa stuff- i mean, Tomura is wearing a fluffy headband to pull his bangs away, a sheet mask on his face, dead skin getting scrubbed off his feet, while he hums as you advice him to socialise more and that he should try dating someone, especially since you've been asked by many politicians and wealthy people to arrange dates for Tomura with their children.

Dabi just huffs in and sits on the massage chair next to you (after whacking Tomura on the back of his head and you admonishing him) and asks you to show him the list of candidates for Tomura so that he can personally select a date for his little brother (also texting Himiko to join him on teasing the shit out of Tomura) and now Tomura is grumbling under his breath with his ears pink as Dabi, Himiko and you have now set up all these candidates on a projector and are doing a very weird version of a dating app.

Maybe Kai joins you guys because obv hes not just going to let ANYONE marry his son- its gotta be a political marriage, one of power and he's gotta make sure Tomura's s/o is going to bring more power to political party.

[writingoddess1125]

Deal with the Devil

This is honestly just a Comedy no idea what this is 🤣

GNReader x AU Demon Buggy

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"You Fucking Asshole!" (Y/N) screamed, Tossing their phone across the room as you stood there.

Your Rotten Bastard of a Boyfriend- Best to say Ex now!

You'd done everything for him.. wrote his resume, got him job interviews, washed his crusty underwear!

He had wrecked your apartment, drained your saving all for what? The hope of God damn magic!

Yes Fucking magic-

He was a pinterest board having Half ass 'Witch' that claimed he was of a Witch blood line.

Maybe it was that Witch bloodline that lead him to stick his dick in some random as twink at the Bar!

"Fuck You!" You screamed in the air, sobbing as you rushed to your liquor cabinet- It wasn't like you had much but you grabbed the quarter bottle of vodka and the rum. It would do-

Playing terrible break up music you drank away your sorrows- Sobbing hysterically into your carpeted livingroom floor as you finished the vodka, You tossing the empty bottle across the room causing it to shatter.

Stumbling up, you waddle to the kitchen- in state deciding a cup was finally smart-

In you drunken stooper you grabbed a 711 cup from the counter wanting to pour more booze in it- but pausing when you saw it. Your EX's book of shadows- Aka a Dollar Tree Notebook were he stashed his stupid spells and random pages he pirated from the internet. Picking it up and getting ready to throw it in the trash with the rest of your EX's shit when you finally sober up-

But opened it randomly seeing a folded up peice of paper tucked I to the sides. Rolling your eyes you open it and see a well worn page, however it wasn't ancient by any means- the witches.com emblem in the corner cluing you in to that. But in big bold letters on the top said 'SUMMON A DEMON TO DO YOUR BIDDING!' Easy how to guide.

Fuck it- What did you have to lose! Your drunken hazy mind reasoned. Flicking the Dollar Tree book to an random page and tossing it down on the coffee table-

Looking through you saw the ingredients needed. Food, A liquid, lighter, a Vessel and DNA. Chuckling at the rather basic guide you plopped down and poured off a quarter of your bottle of Rum in the 711 cup-

"We recommend 'moon water'- Welp you're getting Captian Morgan-" You laugh as you pour more of the rum into your mouth, hissing at its burn as you look at the next instructions.

"Alright food- We recommend a herb or item you have a dee- fuck that" You grumble looking around and seeing some leftovers from the corner store. Taking the stale hotdog that had been on your table far too long.

"Fuck it- A hotdog will do" You said with a cackle as you shoved it into the cup without care.

"Now play music to set your intent-" You read, Laughing at the weirdness of this all.

"Music huh! Then we shall play the song of my God damn love life!"

With a crying laugh, you opening up your music app and playing what felt appropriate- Circus Music.

"Now last add DNA- May it be hair, Blood, nails. Ha! Yeah right. Got your DNA right here-" You say and spit into the 711 cup like a redneck spitting chew.

(DONT DO THIS AT HOME) after this you look at the instructions- 'Light the alcohol on fire and focus on your intentions' Pulling a lighter out you set the alcohol ablaze and sat there letting the circus music and smell of burning plastic and hotdogs fill your senses.

'I want to get fucked up and beat up a fucking loser!-' Was the only thing you thought before starting to feel yourself starting to black out. Not noticing the flames beginning to burn a bright blue as the shadows of the room wirled around you and took a solid mass.

Soon a shadowy figure eclipsed your form as a the smell of candy apples filled the room.

"HOW ARE YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND MIGHTY BUGGY THE CLOWN DE-...." He stopped during his monolog and stared at his summoner- passed out on the couch infront of the coffee table while holding the now out lighter used to summon him and a half burned plastic cup, slouched over in a clearly drunken stooper and groaning loudly from discomfort. Waving his hand it detached and tossed the dirty cup into the sink noting the piles of moldy dishes that stopped the fire- Buggy glanced around now, noticing the dirty apartment and disgusting everything of the place.

He cringed at the sight- Looking to you and shaking your shoulder to catch your attention.

"Oi- You. Please tell me you aren't the fucker who summoned me-" He begged, watching you roll your head around confused stating up at the man before you. He wore what looked like a pirate get up- with a bright cherry nose and bright blue hair that reminded you of the sea-

You opened your mouth, prepared to tell this dude to get out of your house- Before that oh so familiar feeling hit you and you puked all over his pants and shoes in a aray of alcohol and chips.

The man giving a short scream at this as he stood there petrified.

"I'm sorry-" You managed before passing out. Leaving the clown standing there with a look of total disgust on his face as he stared at the fresh vomit all over him.

"YOUVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"

[http-tokki]

bark like you want it

~ choso x fem!reader ~ tags/cw: fluff, fem reader, choso not understanding memes, canonverse, satosugu is canon, shoko is ur bestie, established relationships ~ wc: 400

"Is she calling you a dog?" Choso looks up from your phone to give you a confused look.

Your boyfriend hands the phone back to you, completely baffled at the text message you had shown him.

It was the text from your best friend approving your Halloween outfit choice with a lengthy message of barks and howls that had you cackling from the opposite side of the couch, startling Choso from his Animal Crossing gameplay. He had been eager to be in on the joke, clicking off his switch and shuffling to your side of the couch to get a peak at your screen.

"Is that good?" he asks, head titled to the side in befuddlement. "I thought being called a dog was a bad thing?"

Your nose crinkles in adoration at his confusion.

"Being called a dog is a bad thing," you confirm his earlier statement and wait for his nod of acknowledgement before continuing. "but what Shoko meant in that message is..umm.." you ponder the best and most straightforward way to explain the slang.

You don't mind walking your love through the things he doesn't understand. In fact, you find it rather adorable when he sends you memes or videos he doesn't get with a small text of help. You always write back with a thorough description of the joke and added resources so he could better understand it, but this one has you stumped. For a while, even you were uncertain of the intention behind the barking, but after seeing Saturo use it to flirt with Suguru, you knew it wasn't anything malicious.

"Okay, so, if I were to send you a picture of me and you think, 'Oh my god, she is so hot I need to tell her that she looks so good', instead of saying all that, you could write bark bark or something like that. Make sense?"

Choso looks just as perplexed as before.

"So you want me to bark?"

Your laughter explodes from you. "No, Cho, It's just meant to be something funny. You don't have to do that; I was just using me as an example."

"But it's a good thing, right?"

"Yes, it's a good thing," you affirm. "I'm always barking for you in my head; it's like a little crusty white dog in there, just going crazy."

It's Choso's turn to laugh at the image you outlined before him., giggling at the idea of you barking like a dog each time you saw him.

Two days later, you send a work fit to your boyfriend, and his text back is a simple.

bark bark bark bark bark bark

did I do it right?

a/n: i wrote this while making dinner pls be nice, my brain is exhausted I've been working on choso tattoo au

[slutfortheeclaymore]

Drew looked fucking sexy as hell, he’s in a major movie people actually wanna see, and he’s gonna beat Puke’s crusty ass at Bad Blood winning the feud when Uncle Cackles Seth comes back and costs that baby weight bitch the match. Plus, Drew’s still the best thing going on ether show and has the only bracelet he really cares about. Life as a Drew fan is still amazing! 😍💋

[mannytoodope]

Bob:( chuckles ) Come on out, Jimmy.

Linda: Bob, what's going on? What are you doing?

Bob: We fight fire with fire, Lin.

Linda: Did you rip our bathroom mirror off its hinges?

Bob: It's how we take out the Death Star.

Teddy: I offered to neatly unscrew it, but Bob couldn't wait.

Bob: Sun's perfect. When Jimmy comes out, I'm gonna torch him. ( cackles )

Linda: Bobby, you're going to the dark side a little bit.

Bob: I'm gonna bring him to his knees!

Teddy: There's Jimmy. Now!

Trev: My eyes!

Teddy: Jeez, Bob, why did you get Trev?

Linda: His innocent eyes.

Bob: You said it was Pesto! I can't see... The sun's in my eyes.

Teddy: It's in my eyes too, Bob! I hate you, sun. You came between me and my friend. And you killed Trev.

Jimmy: You maniac, Bob. This Linguini could have been hurt.

Bob: I-I'm so sorry, Trev. It's okay.

Trev: My vision's coming back. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Linda: Jimmy, truce. Come on. We got to do something about the awning.

Linda: Nope. Never.

Trev: But Jimmy, you don't even like it.

Jimmy: Would you shut up, Trev?

Bob: Wait, what?

Trev: Tell them.

Jimmy: All right. It's... It's kind of sweltering under it. And echoey. And during that storm yesterday, some people thought it sounded like the end of the world. I only stuck with the awning 'cause you hate it, Bob. I'm allowed to be happy sometimes, too.

Bob: That's so dumb. Put back the old one.

Jimmy: Then what am I supposed to do with this?

Bob: Eat the cost and feel really bad about it? Hopefully?

Teddy: You know, Jimmy, you got that crusty old trough urinal in your bathroom. You could use this instead.

Jimmy: Turn an awning made from Ferrari bumpers into a trough urinal? Oh, hо, hо, hо. That is the classiest thing I've ever heard of.

Bob: I can't wait to urinate all over it.

Teddy: I'll go get my tools.

Linda: Yay! I want to pee on it, too.

[blackbloodedisabel]

main characters for your mermaid thing?

>:) thank you (deranged cackling)

arguably some of the characters I've included here are not main main characters but they mean a lot to me and they have important roles in the story ok

I will include a character grid for everyone this is the format of the character grid:

'eyes' just means vibe, jewellery is the main component of their.. jewellery because everyone here has their own unique magic jewellery (part of the magic system/worldbuilding) except Calen who has a crown only because he's king.

Teagan is my lonely human skrunckly goober losing her grip on reality<3 15 years ago her older brother got dragged from a cliff into the sea by a big scary sea monster lizard, her parents blamed mermaids and have been going out monster hunting in their boat for weeks at a time. she went with them until she was old enough to stay at home and now she's going slightly insane from lack of human contact and thinks the wind and sea are old lovers/friends/rivals. she lives in a weird amalgamation of cornwall/north devon/mid-west wales and she's the most ridiculous author insert you've ever seen. she's very nice, sort of a peacemaker figure, she loves rock climbing and the sea and her hair is perpetually crusty with salt/sand. arguably the second main character and the secondary pov character.

Anemone is the shy princess who was the first picrew I made and she has been the main character and number one pov character ever since. she has the biggest character arc and she is SO precious to me. she's not very magically powerful and is horrifically insecure about it which is not helped by the fact that when she attended magic tutoring (because she’s a princess and her family has historically been very magically powerful) her best (only) friend was the most powerful witch for generations. then Ane left really abruptly and they didn't speak or see each other for close to 2 years. precious baby Ane has spent the last 2 years rotting in her room combing her hair and staring out of the window and the story starts when her brother the king forces her to leave and go on quests to help the people because she's the most useless parasitic royal ever and this is when she decides she needs her best friend's help with quests and thus the story starts. she is very shy and very much a pushover at the beginning but her arc is becoming a confident(ish) strong selfless leader <33 she is also so sapphic she rivals the og poet

Selma is that super powerful best friend!! she is arguably the most important character in terms of how she influences the people around her. she is also simultaneously a big weirdo and very cool!! she made her own magic jewellery and teaches at the magic tutoring system. her special interest is the ancient mega-powerful witch so she's obsessed with the magic jewellery/books the witch made and with the witch's descendant. she is very passionate and resilient (sometimes to her detriment) and defeats (almost) all her enemies with the sheer power of her lesbianism and homoerotic girlbestfriendships. she was very hard to name and only got her name when 'Selma' came to me in a dream (I had a different dream beforehand where the name Olympia came to me but I don't like that as much)

Iolanthe is the last living descendant of said ancient witch and Anemone’s thematic foil. this is because she has similarly mediocre magic when she should be very powerful. unfortunately she is in denial about this and still believes she has yet to earn her magic (magic in this world is both inherent from genetics/chance and earnt based on strength/resilience. Ane is very privileged and emotionally weak so she doesn't have strong magic, Selma is much more emotionally resilient so she does have strong magic etc etc). this means Io spends all her time in her workshop paid for by her richass family trying to make the perfect piece of magical jewellery which she can form a conduit bond with (you can magically bond with a piece of jewellery which will massively amplify your power if you earn it, usually done by making it (like Selma, who Io is very jealous of and inspired to make jewellery by), finding it or buying it with money you worked for). then near the end of part one the questing gang (Ane, Teagan, Selma, Mel, Enith and to an extent Isther) show her the jewellery they've collected which was all made by her ancient witch ancestor. she becomes convinced that she needs these specific pieces of jewellery to become powerful, but obviously they're bound to various members of the questing gang. everything spirals from there. she seems really dull and a bit entitled but on the inside she's making such leaps to conclusions that she is my secret favourite

Melyde is a street singer who, at the start of the story, earnt a conduit bond with a necklace made by the ancient witch (someone threw it at her when she was performing). previously she had no magic (quite rare to have NONE most people just have very weak) but after forming the bond she became about the second most powerful witch after Selma. unfortunately she had precisely zero control over it and accidentally lured half the city to watch her perform and give her money, so Selma and the gang (just Ane and Enith at that point) had to step in and get her to join the gang so Selma could teach her magic properly. you can tell Mel and Selma are in love because their colour schemes make up the lesbian flag. melyde's whole shtick is being very brave and stubborn and while she may be the most pointless character of the gang she means a lot to me

Enith (with a VOICED TH) is the gang's navigator and the first person Selma and Ane recruited to join them. she is from the deep ocean and has an unfashionable haircut because she's making a statement! and I love her. she spent her childhood mapping out the cave system behind her house and when she was older she moved to the capital city to run a tour guide and map making shop because she didn't want to work in her parents' glass making business. she's also got no magic of her own. she's very kind and friendly until her parents are killed at the end of part one (spoilers) after which she becomes angry impatient and withdrawn. I got her name by misspelling enid as enidd, which my brain read as enith because of welsh phonetics. love her!!

Isther (isster) has I think the most duality out of the characters. she fluctuates between poor little traumatised baby and lying vengeful murderous little shit. the gang found her when they accidentally got into the huge sealed-off cave where all the sea monsters were imprisoned after the big attacks 15 years ago and for some reason she was imprisoned there too?? how odd. they freed her and she joined the group. she's actually the witch who controls the sea monsters though she doesn't know that until the end of part 1 and she wasn't born murderous.. unfortunately still a liar and she does end up being (one of) the actual villains even if she was manipulated into it a bit. she could've been ok. she could've been ok!! Ane could've fixed her honestly there's something a little jackieshauna about them (pink and green, homoerotic friendship ended by violent betrayal)

Calen is Anemone’s older brother and the king. he's not a main character but I feel obligated to mention him. he has Issues about his mother. probably the closest to morally grey out of all the non-villain characters because he ends up using child soldiers because he can't beat an angsty 17 year old and her 5-6 uncreative sea monsters

that's them!! thank you for asking about my goobers

[cryptid-writer]

Katsuki's here

“Katsuki! You piece of shit! You still owe me five hundred yen!” Izuku yells across the food court, strolling over with a purpose. Though he grins brightly his eyes are sharp with something dark. Part of Katsuki realizes how fucking terrifying the nerd has become. He's certainly bulked up, and though he doesn't have a quirk Katsuki can practically see the power rippling just under the surface. This is the boy who laughed in his face the day that started it all. The boy who fought him on the pavement and snarled in his face. The back draft he had ignored the warning signs of. Izuku Midoriya doesn't need a quirk to be terrifying because he's terrifying without one. And that's a sobering thought. Izuku, who became sharp teeth and scars and inked skin. Who laughs in the face of danger for reasons nobody but him can comprehend. Before he can say anything the green haired cockroach is already descending upon them, in one swift movement he drapes an arm around Katsuki and at the same time puts all his weight right on crusty's wrist. Hand fucker must realize his options are to leave or have his wrist broken, because he let's go. Then there's a blur of red as the nerd uses him as a fucking balance point to swing himself around and kick the creep. There's the crunch of something as the greasy fucker is sent sprawling on the floor of the mall, a triumphant Deku cackling at the fucker. And for good measure suddenly Katsuki finds himself on his back in the planter, sprawled out amongst the dirt. Because that's just how the other teenager is. And Izuku cackles even louder with his head thrown back, face split with that wild grin that's permanently etched on his face now. Goddamn feral bastard. (Deep down they both know his childhood friend cannot burn this bright forever. He dreads the day that light goes out, his opposite seems to embrace it. And the idiot seems to find joy in it. Or perhaps he's just finally seeing Izuku. Not weak Deku with lofty dreams, but Izuku in all he's always been.

[ahnaiee]

— STRAWBERRY

[🖇️] Diluc (small Kaeya mention)

[🖋️] modern!au // also, little Kaeya HC slightly portrayed here, where he wears chapstick or balm hehe

Surprise kisses are the little things that make Diluc smile.

Its the way you beam at him at the surprised look on his face, and the way it would turn it into a small competition between you two on who surprises the other with little kisses.

A kiss on the cheek, a kiss to the lips, a little kiss on the back or palm of the others hand.

Its a fun thing between you two, but today, however, you wanted to spice things up a bit.

--

"Strawberry chapstick?" You say, confused at the balm your friend put on your hands.

"Yeah, its like chapstick. But with flavor."

You easily catch onto the tone of sarcasm in his voice and you roll your eyes. "I know that, but why are you giving it to me?"

"I just have too many chapsticks." Your friend shrugs. "You can have it and use for smoothing out your crusty ass lips."

You harshly nudge his side, glowering at his cheeky grin. "Shut up, Kaeya."

Kaeya only cackles, waving you off with a grin.

--

Dates with your lover, Diluc, are usually done whenever the man has free time with his business. Of course, he doesn't let it hinder his relationship with you, and would often just clear off his schedule to spend time with you.

For today, it was lunch outside, at a cafe you wanted to try out with him.

Kaeya's gift of chapstick has actually use, you thought to yourself as you headed out to meet your loving boyfriend.

Because for one... you wanted to see Diluc's reaction at the flavor, considering that you weren't the type to wear chapstick with identifiable flavor.

You can already see your lovers red hair from a distance, and a wide smile finds it way on your lips.

"Diluc!" You call out to him, slightly speeding up your steps.

You can hear his small warning of "Be careful," when you picked up speed to completely envelope him in a hug that nearly made him topple over with a small "Oof-!".

Good for you, he's ripped, so he easily steadied the both of you.

"What was that for-" You easily cut him off with a kiss to his lips.

When you pulled away, you see the way his face had turned a light red, and you chuckle. "Surprised?"

Diluc just raises a hand, fingers lightly tracing his lips as he stare at you, wide-eyed. "... Strawberry?"

You nod at his question. "Kaeya gave it to me. Why, you like it?"

He only stared at you for a moment, before chuckling, leaning down to press his lips on yours.

Pulling away slightly, he gives you a grin that makes you melt, "You should wear it more. It enhances your sweet taste."

You flush red, pinching his side with a huff.

He flinches, but only chuckles at you, licking his lips as he pulls you in for another kiss.

Yeah, you should really wear that more.

Maybe you owe Kaeya a little thank you.