#cackling rn actually

[maribird444]

is this not the same energy

photocard pic: whiskertwinks / twt !

[silverskye13]

“Average hermit has at least two helsmits” factoid actually just statistical error. Average hermit has one helsmit. Problems Georg (Xisuma), whose has 10,000 problems and a helsmit to go with each of them, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

"What? Deal with them? I'm already collecting them like Pokemon Wels, I don't think they need their own trading cards. Though, I think Evil X wanted to get involved with TCG... That's not what you meant? I'm sorry Wels, I'm not sure I follow. Fight them? Odds would be a little unfair I think, they do outnumber me. Besides, I sort of prefer minigames to straight PVP. Oh! I think Evil Axolotlsuma was planning on coming over next week to learn some auto crafter stuff. Maybe I'll ask him if he wants to make a mini game with me. Why are you face-palming? What do you mean 'this is ridiculous'? Wels? Come back. It's rude to leave mid conversation, you know--"

[hauntedhopeghost]

fire.

Guess who was in pain after the new video and made this in *checks* yeah no 20 something minutes in the middle of class.

Burn.

And Blue was back in the Nether again, holding up the child as high as she could while she sunk.

And she was back there, screaming, but now it mingled with the chorus of her friends as they burned.

Hurt.

Hurt.

Hurt.

She floundered, jumping and clinging desperately for the edge, there weren’t any piglins to save her now. Just a lava pit under sakura trees. With that flaring white pain that was so hot, it was as if she was encased in ice.

Again.

Why her friends, too? Why them?

.

.

.

Green had been distant recently, so it was a bit of a surprise that he offered to invite them out for a picnic. Of course, they all accepted, though some a bit more hesitant than others.

But she’d been eager, wanting to talk about how nice it was that they were spending time together. Especially since Green started influencing… a few weeks ago.

(Oh, that was a few weeks ago? It felt like both minutes and years at the same time.)

It’s been a month since the channel was created. And only ever since then he’s been spending most of his time out in Minecraft doing Alan-knows-what.

But she trusted him, with the picture of cherry blossoms overhead and the basket and how peaceful it all was. Sandwiches too, he’d even told her not to bring any food since he already brought them himself.

Maybe that’s what he’s been doing in Minecraft instead? Making something nice for them besides editing and recording those videos. (Even being closer to him lately, she still didn’t know much about it all. Besides the occasional dance and the slightly older videos. The ones where she knew his smile did reach his eyes because they weren’t obscured by the sunglasses.)

Thinking back, when they ate, she’d caught Red standing up despite everyone else choosing to sit. (They’d said they just preferred to eat that way, and Blue didn’t give a second thought about it.)

That was, until Green got his phone out. He’d gotten it out before, with a quick excuse of replying to comments. That only got her a shrug in response, a reassuring smile.

“It’s fine, we should just trust him on this.”

Then the ground fell open.

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Freezing wasn’t going to do anything. It wasn’t going to get her out of this burning pit of hell.

It wasn’t going to do anything as her body burned.

It wasn’t going to do anything.

But she was watching herself burn to death, her limbs stopping their function as she could only hold on, to the side.

She can pull back up. She had the strength, not the will.

Burn.

Burn.

Burn.

Her eyes closed.

Then there’s another hand against hers, making her open them again.

Yellow was kneeling down, grabbing her arms and hauling her onto the grass.

Blue didn’t move.

She couldn’t move. Not a muscle. Not anything.

Ears ringing.

Burn.

“Are you okay?!”

She couldn’t open her mouth. Someone was screaming in the distance and sounds were echoing off each other. Blurs of color were dancing in front of her vision now that wasn’t that reddish-orange.

But she was there. She was still there.

Fine.

She tried to say, in the tone she’s gotten so used to.

The only response she gave was hugging her knees against her chest.

Staring.

Did she expect him to know?

No, she didn’t.

(It was supposed to be funny!)

[simplydnp]

dan in the eagles shirt is fucking sending me

[the-girl-from-another-place]

I love pinterest

[dailykugisaki]

Day 236 | id in alt

Girl so mad she has to just stare at it.

[koishua]

first started writing for nct when this place was infested with neozens and then started writing for enha during given-taken when there were barely any engene writers at all and now its the total opposite lmao i find that actually hilarious 😭😭

[lemonxlimee]

Hilarious when anti endos interact with my posts

[caffeine-high]

i've never really connected to a trans!headcanon before, in my life, but let me tell you, when the image of arthur cervero in a binder and heart boxers practicing guitar on his bed in the afternoon sunlight was sent to my brain, i connected so incredibly strongly that i had to stop watching the lecture i was watching and sketch it out

[depravedangelbaby]

hehe I love @sluttybeanbabe n their comments so much!!

[scorchedmizar]

sorry for two asks- but of you ever do Lord man and Servant man's reference sheets, pls give

Not forced btw

ofc ofc

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

How to make sure no one wants to be friends with you: openly shame people

i'm sorry but anyone who actively defends and/or supports proshitters deserve to be shamed for it tbh, i already stated in my pinned post i don't condone it.

if you genuinely think i want to make friends with somebody who sympathizes with people who are into that shit/see nothing wrong with proshipping than you're clearly mistaken. hate all you want, at the end of the day at least i'm not the pervert shipping kids with adults 💀

[maigetheplatypus57]

wait. wait guys. what do you mean ms bustier's partner is named gisele??? hello????

NO BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE NAME I GAVE TO THE OC WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FRANCIS' MOM IN MY OLD AU

GUYS. GUYS. IM SCREAMING

[dead-man-walking9999]

Hello!

When I learn how to travel universes I will immediately being hurling you across the region with a lollypop in hand while eating a jolly rancher's candy and with Tim by my side. This is a promise I will forever stand by. May we say each other in the future.

Your mother was a salmonoid, your father was a pseudo archeologist with a degree written by furrets with food scraps and improperly crafted cleaning alcohol, your personality is that of a baby evee, your glasses are a disgrace to all people with prescription lenses, you are control freak, a murderer, and a moron, you resemble more closely to that of a mechanical hand than a scientist in terms of your skills, you eat packing peanuts as a snack, you are so incapable of making anything of quality that you fail to do even the most basic of things, you can't even shoplift, you couldn't follow an instruction if you were given eighty (80) helpers, you fail to fight your "rival" at all, if you were given a chance you would actively stab the one who tried to help, and your PHD was made from a 4.99 Pokedollar printer, a low quality jpeg file, ink made from lemon juice and water, two (2) crayons, and a Zangoose as a translator

From:

@anonymousmagic-phenomenon

//I spent WAY too long on this

Again I do hope you realize how utterly meaningless all of this is from someone who has zero accomplishments and gets harassed online for a living =)

And just so you are aware, I never did have a PHD, nor did I claim to have one. A formal education is worthless to someone like me. I see how someone like you could require that additional support though, so I cannot fault you for wasting your time in such a manner.

My parents do not matter to me, as I did not matter to them. I am not hurt by such juvenile insults. The fact that you assume I would be is more of an insult than anything you've oh so meticulously crafted here.

So please, do both of us a favor and stop wasting your very limited time. Or do actually. Its not as if you would've accomplished anything worthwhile =)

[mynonclicheblog]

Besides the general incredulousness, I have no other reaction than to laugh my ass off when people say things like 'st*ddie makes way more sense than stancy' LIKREOKWRFLFAEIGSKFSD I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LMAO HOW DO THEY DO IT

one is a lovers-to-exes-to-rekindled flames narration with a storyline linked to the show's themes of trauma exploration, and the other is two dudes who spoke to each other a handful of times

[melodygatesauthor]