#cabbing home

[defenestratte]

Im dunk!!!!! And im tunby horty!!!! And we r the up too late brothers

[hajihiko]

Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans

[14dayswithyou]

Howdy howdy Saint ^^ Get this, Olivia and angel, enemies to lovers. They fight over Ren (or Teo 😋), but it's ok because they just make out in the end!!

Is this in character or no...

cw: Angel puts on gloss in this drabble (they're testin out Kiara's new makeup products), but it's still gender neutral and nondescript!!

Also... Not much enemies to lovers goin on here because I got impatient writing my own build up sgshjghjsjh

"Hmph. I did not get all dressed up just to be ignored like this."

With a slight pout, Olivia slouches against the reception desk and stomps her foot. Her eyes hadn't left Teo and Elanor's figures the moment she walked into the library — that is until you stepped out from the employee's lounge with a new tester product from Kiara in your hands.

Almost immediately, Olivia turns her attention towards you as she slams her hands on the counter in excitement.

"And you... That gloss looks way too good on you to go to waste!" You don't miss the way she eyes your lips curiously. The scowl on her face could've been mistaken for resentment, though her next words only seemed to contradict everything. "Wait... I know that tint— Is it Creston and Co? ...Could I try some? Please!"

With a grin, you gently cup Olivia's chin and lean in. Her eyes widen at your sudden proximity and a small gasp leaves her lips — clearly, she wasn't expecting you to do that — though she doesn't seem to move away. In fact, Olivia only seems to lean closer... Close enough to stand on her tip-toes and press her plush lips against yours.

Something sweet melds with the taste of your own fruity gloss, and you find yourself leaning in for more. Olivia happily obliges, tilting her head to the side with practised ease and gently reaching out to bury her hands in the front of your jacket.

The kiss deepens the moment you feel something warm against your lips, and just as you are about to reciprocate, you hear a deep grumble of someone clearing their throat behind you.

Conan.

Flushed, you pull back almost immediately while Olivia sends you an impish smile. You don't dare to look behind you, though you somehow know that Conan has already retreated into the very same staff lounge you emerged from previously.

"Hehe! Thanks for that!" With Teo now long forgotten, Olivia grabs one of your hands and gives it a gentle squeeze. "Hey... Wanna head to the pier after your shift? I think I'd like your attention all to myself now."

[nonasuch]

hm. probably should unpack why I feel the need to do a funny little stand-up routine for every cab driver and call center employee I have to interact with for more than 5 minutes

in other news guess how much time I’ve spent on the phone with AAA in the last 24 hours

[flysafepapi]

i fear that nothing is going to be as aurally satisfying to me as listening to Louis with his accent again as he's talking to that cab driver when he's back in New Orleans

[shitouttabuck]

hello i am wondering: do you guys keep physical notes of money in your wallets anymore? or just card/phone pay

[caseofkings]

the bittersweet feeling of remembering what you could have lost

[whatthefuckisasweep]

was no one going to remind me ted curious george movie is extremely wifable or did i have to do this (rewatch it while in hell) to myself

[rad-roche]

i'm gonna have to give pluto a second watch because i'm on the last ep and i'm just sitting here like

[hotmess-exe]

NO ONE DOES A WELCOME BACK LIKE MY BESTIE ERRBODY GO TF HOOOOOME

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

I haven’t seen anyone talking about THEEE Samama Khalid and his humming to himself as he works and this must be rectified. I LOVE HIS LITTLE SINGING HES SO CUTE AND REAL FOR IT JUSTICE FOR MY BOY YALL HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE HES SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE GIVE HIM ALL THE HUGS

[rosaacicularis]

thinking about writing a third act break up/make up scarian fic rn…… like where they both realise that they miss and love each other at the same time and their respective best friends have to tell the other “he just left to go find you” and when they finally meet back up it’s a passionate kiss and a breathless apology and confession and maybe it’s raining and maybe they don’t care and maybe they’re getting soaked but they’re laughing and they’re together……

[protectoroffaeries]

every interaction between jean valjean & javert makes me feel like im watching a couple that's been married & divorced 3 times already & still have enough unfinished business, mutual child-rearing duties, and sexual tension to go for #4

[luvrodite]

sorry for finding the idea of an f/o getting pissed off about how naive you are and begrudgingly appointing themselves as your caretaker while you’re drunk hot it has nothing to do with my upbringing i prommy 🤞🏾

[thevioletcaptain]

vaguewatching the fifth element while i attempt to write and suddenly i need a deancas au with dean in the role of korben dallas and cas in the role of leeloo

[eonars]

10hr flight to london was in a weird misaligned row of only two seats but had both of them to myself popped 2 nyquil and a gabapentin for the inevitable restless legs feeling that goes up into my biceps and titty muscles folded up my incredibly unwieldy 6ft frame into the two seats and slept the entire time and after 8 hours of layover purgatory in london I get to go home to -14C and snow in the middle of the night