#cabbing home

[defenestratte]

Im dunk!!!!! And im tunby horty!!!! And we r the up too late brothers

[popsicle-stick]

hey, don't cry. night of the 26th may, ok?

[14dayswithyou]

Howdy howdy Saint ^^ Get this, Olivia and angel, enemies to lovers. They fight over Ren (or Teo 😋), but it's ok because they just make out in the end!!

Is this in character or no...

cw: Angel puts on gloss in this drabble (they're testin out Kiara's new makeup products), but it's still gender neutral and nondescript!!

Also... Not much enemies to lovers goin on here because I got impatient writing my own build up sgshjghjsjh

"Hmph. I did not get all dressed up just to be ignored like this."

With a slight pout, Olivia slouches against the reception desk and stomps her foot. Her eyes hadn't left Teo and Elanor's figures the moment she walked into the library — that is until you stepped out from the employee's lounge with a new tester product from Kiara in your hands.

Almost immediately, Olivia turns her attention towards you as she slams her hands on the counter in excitement.

"And you... That gloss looks way too good on you to go to waste!" You don't miss the way she eyes your lips curiously. The scowl on her face could've been mistaken for resentment, though her next words only seemed to contradict everything. "Wait... I know that tint— Is it Creston and Co? ...Could I try some? Please!"

With a grin, you gently cup Olivia's chin and lean in. Her eyes widen at your sudden proximity and a small gasp leaves her lips — clearly, she wasn't expecting you to do that — though she doesn't seem to move away. In fact, Olivia only seems to lean closer... Close enough to stand on her tip-toes and press her plush lips against yours.

Something sweet melds with the taste of your own fruity gloss, and you find yourself leaning in for more. Olivia happily obliges, tilting her head to the side with practised ease and gently reaching out to bury her hands in the front of your jacket.

The kiss deepens the moment you feel something warm against your lips, and just as you are about to reciprocate, you hear a deep grumble of someone clearing their throat behind you.

Conan.

Flushed, you pull back almost immediately while Olivia sends you an impish smile. You don't dare to look behind you, though you somehow know that Conan has already retreated into the very same staff lounge you emerged from previously.

"Hehe! Thanks for that!" With Teo now long forgotten, Olivia grabs one of your hands and gives it a gentle squeeze. "Hey... Wanna head to the pier after your shift? I think I'd like your attention all to myself now."

[nonasuch]

hm. probably should unpack why I feel the need to do a funny little stand-up routine for every cab driver and call center employee I have to interact with for more than 5 minutes

in other news guess how much time I’ve spent on the phone with AAA in the last 24 hours

[shitouttabuck]

hello i am wondering: do you guys keep physical notes of money in your wallets anymore? or just card/phone pay

[arcadebroke]

[whatthefuckisasweep]

was no one going to remind me ted curious george movie is extremely wifable or did i have to do this (rewatch it while in hell) to myself

[rad-roche]

i'm gonna have to give pluto a second watch because i'm on the last ep and i'm just sitting here like

[hotmess-exe]

NO ONE DOES A WELCOME BACK LIKE MY BESTIE ERRBODY GO TF HOOOOOME

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

I haven’t seen anyone talking about THEEE Samama Khalid and his humming to himself as he works and this must be rectified. I LOVE HIS LITTLE SINGING HES SO CUTE AND REAL FOR IT JUSTICE FOR MY BOY YALL HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE HES SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE GIVE HIM ALL THE HUGS

[rosaacicularis]

thinking about writing a third act break up/make up scarian fic rn…… like where they both realise that they miss and love each other at the same time and their respective best friends have to tell the other “he just left to go find you” and when they finally meet back up it’s a passionate kiss and a breathless apology and confession and maybe it’s raining and maybe they don’t care and maybe they’re getting soaked but they’re laughing and they’re together……

[protectoroffaeries]

every interaction between jean valjean & javert makes me feel like im watching a couple that's been married & divorced 3 times already & still have enough unfinished business, mutual child-rearing duties, and sexual tension to go for #4

[luvrodite]

sorry for finding the idea of an f/o getting pissed off about how naive you are and begrudgingly appointing themselves as your caretaker while you’re drunk hot it has nothing to do with my upbringing i prommy 🤞🏾

[endreal]

Remembering a couple years ago when the company I worked for at the time gave my department budget for a team building retreat which ended up being hosted in the city I live in bc it used to be thr location of a regional hub and after all the obligatory seminar bullshit stuff and the team dinner a core group of us (maybe 8?) decided to have a drink or two and thet devolved into a bar hopping session. As the night progressed people peeled off one by one until it was just me, my boss (an Irish ex merchant marine) and the department director (a middle-aged Bostonian sports guy who used to work in sales) at a hole in the wall dive somewhere on the edge of downtown. Then another. Then another. And I shit you not, I have no idea how my only-one-glass-of-wine-before-I-start-to-get-sillay lightweight ass managed it but I was matching them drink for drink until 30 minute before last call at the final bar, where it was just us, a random couple, the couple's dog, and the bartender when I suddenly remembered oh fuck I have a doctor appointment tomorrow I need to go home and sleep. By some absolute indecipherable miracle I was not hung over the next morning, but I'm also pretty sure I never want to do that again.

[thevioletcaptain]

vaguewatching the fifth element while i attempt to write and suddenly i need a deancas au with dean in the role of korben dallas and cas in the role of leeloo

[spookylilbimbo]

Drink at your own risk 💀