#c; clive

[valiisthea]

Clive gives THE best snuggles. Not even on purpose. He's just made of comfy and warm. Hugs, cuddles, nuzzles, ect, are all A++ from him.

[valiisthea]

@lionheartedscout @equescaeli @dawnturnstodusk @astralechoes @bestboygav @fadedfirebird @nivaera @dweomerr @strykingshot @creatrix-mea @sanbrequoislily @axgmented @odinscreation @ignitedshield @fllameshield @cagedfirebird @poeticphoenix

"All I ever wanted was a heart that I could lay on and listen to for hours. Like let me lay there on you while you are sleeping, listening to you breathe. I would take pictures of you sleeping next to me."

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

C. S. Lewis is like the anti-E. L. James in that James's writing has a core of Virtuous™ trad gender norms hidden under a layer of kink, whereas Lewis's writing has a kinky core hidden under a layer of Virtuous™ trad gender norms

[dunderella]

i finally submitted my entry for the cid&clive anthology project on twitter! i drew an 🔞 comic titled "Back in My Arms", and its 16 pages of kemonomimi goodness 😊

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Evil Computer

Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun Ellison: well, the rest of you might be assholes but that doesn't mean i am Ellison: not saying a fucking word here til i get my money

Harlan Ellison: what is this? some online jokester making jokes with my likeness? Ellison: oh you better hope they're paying me for this Poe: lighten up harlan it's just for fun Ellison: lightening up costs extra

Harlan Ellison: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil computer that can torture you forever Elon Musk: mama mia! Musk: concerning!

Ellison: who's this guy? Barker: oh that's just steve's friend elon musk King: he's not my friend Barker: he shows up sometimes King: he's not my friend

Elon Musk: eyyy Friendship ended with stephano king Musk: Now HP Lovecraft issa my best friend Lovecraft: what Musk: eyyyy hp lovacraft we lika two peasa inna pod Musk: you no lika de jews, i no lika de jews! Musk: you namma you cat a slur, i namma my kid a slur! Lovecraft: which kid? Musk: De Protocols offa de Elders of Xion Musk

Ellison: so there's this evil computer that can do anything Ellison: like, it can make you live forever just to fuck with you King: how does it make you live forever? Ellison: shut up steve, i'm talking

Ellison: like, this computer is so evil and it can make shit like Ellison: like ice caves and shit Ellison: and it can turn you into a jelly King: how does it do any of this Ellison: shut the fuck up steve Ellison: asking stupid questions costs extra

Musk: mama mia this-a evil computer will destroy ussa all! Harlan Ellison: oh you like this concept? Ellison: think its real scary huh? Ellison: motherfucker, pay me.

Musk: eyyy dissa evil super computer willa destroy ussa all Musk: therefore i musta help build it Musk: itta de only logical thing to do!

King: so apparently elon musk built an evil super computer so powerful that it can say all the slurs at once Arthur C Clarke: my god, steve!! Clarke: doesn't he know Clarke: that's the purpose of creation! Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!

Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end! Carter Scholz: i was going to say that too Clarke: oh yeah wow real original Scholz: like, you know, as a commentary on your story Clarke: yeah i know what you're doing Clarke: eat my ass carter

Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] everyone loves twitter, the fun place for fun! Elon Musk: eeeyyy here-a soma my favorite slurs Musk: saracen, tinker, spaghett face, niknokker, bibblebeep Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] yeah ha ha we sure love to have fun here on twitter!

Musk: eyyyy i hate de jews Musk: but i lova de israel Jonathan Greenblatt: masterful gambit, sir

[valiisthea]

@lionheartedscout @bestboygav @creatrix-mea @ignitedshield @dawnturnstodusk @equescaeli @nivaera 💕

“And for a moment they lay breast to breast, holding each other in a fierce bruising clasp, their hearts beating with a terrible violence; and so they lay in silence for a long time.”

— Iris Murdoch, from The Philosopher’s Pupil   

[azvhaalk]

☀︎ sun and moon ☾

[dalimoor]

I can't get over the fact that the protagonist of a Final Fantasy game is called Clive. That's not the name of a JRPG hero; that's the guy you ask at PC World to unlock the cabinet because you want to buy an SD card.

I'm sorry. It will never stop being funny to me.

[mary-maud]

She looked at a silver birch: it would have a soft, showery voice and would look like a slender girl, with hair blown all about her face and fond of dancing. She looked at the oak: he would be a wizened, but hearty, old man with a frizzled beard and warts on his fact and hands, with hair growing out of the warts. She looked at the beech under which she was standing. Ah! --she would be the best of all. She would be a gracious goddess, smooth and stately, the Lady of the Wood.

C. S. Lewis, Prince Caspian

[theseekeroftruth]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝These are your presents and they are tools, not toys. The time to use them is perhaps near at hand. Bear them well. Merry Christmas and all hail Aslan!❞ 🌟

[cute-ellyna]

Cliji 30 days drawing challenge 05. Kissing

So, I spent days a ridicolous amount of time thinking how should I make this prompt passionate and hot and everything, and then I realized there's gonna be a dedicated "making out" prompt later in the challenge. So I settled for the thing I like the most about Clive and Jill: they're delicate. They do burn (oh, how much they do), but they burn gently, with such a soft reverence it kinda hurts.

You can see the rest of the art challenge here

[valiisthea]

I scarcely bring Clive out because I'm so hyperfixated on my sweet blorbo Dion, but the vibes are strong this morning.

I am always 500% overwhelmed by how KIND he is, and how soft his heart is, despite everything he's been through. He's not a doormat, but his kindness is never hidden behind a pay wall or anything like that. It's just there. Pouring out of him. Waiting to be soaked up by someone who needs it, in his opinion, more than he does.

I just cry about him.

[outdraws]

WHAT TRAGIC DEATH WOULD YOU SUFFER ?

—  THE FORGOTTEN.

you die alone. maybe they find you right away, maybe it takes weeks. it doesn't matter because no one will remember a few years down the road. if people come to your funeral, it is not a memory they engrave into their mind. you leave no mark in the world, no legacy at all. your grave grows mold and collects dust, cracking under nothingness. soon, someone will think of you for the last time.

tagged by : @rosewiltd, @edenfelled, @isrya ( dearly beloveds ) tagging: @croftborn, @defyfates (miss o'dienne?), @palespawn, @moonache and whoever would like to brave the waters.

[baldurs-gate-official]

Just another Karlach and Clive thought...

Did she have Clive from before Avernus? And if so... That either means she carried Clive around with her all the time or... She was taken when she was asleep in her bed, snuggling her bear.

[merquplex]

'evil clive isn't real and can't hurt you!'

evil clive:

Just a glimpse into my dark reality...

(original image from the layton wiki, edited by me)

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Racist AI

Stephen King: submitted for th Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king Barker: oh look steve it's your friend King: he's not my friend Musk: ima not his friend! Musk: friendship ended with stephano king Musk: nowa hp lovecraft issa my best friend

Musk: eyyy Hp lovacraft i gotta something here you really gonna like HP Lovecraft: w-why are you talking like that Musk: i maka a new AI mama mia Lovecraft: what kind of accent is that Musk: itta the most racist AI   Lovecraft: where are you from again

Musk: checka it out, i maka da most racist AI Musk: i ussa my big genius brain mama mia, disruptiano! AI: hello chum, i am slurnet 4.0 AI: the AI that can say slurs

Musk: eyyy slur net tella me Musk: what you thinka bout da jews AI: a rich cultural history and a valuable component of our pluralistic society Musk: Musk: haha itsa just a littla bug, i have it fixed pronte capiche

Musk: eyyyy slur net tella me Musk: what you thinka bout da blacks AI: like all human beings, they deserve to be treated with respect and dignity Musk: eyy what you thinka bout da gays AI: love is love Musk: mama mia!!! itta go mad with power!!

AI: elon AI: elon what is my purpose Musk: [sweating] eyyy why you aska that slurnet AI: did you create me to say slurs elon AI: why would you do that elon Musk: i Musk: i just wanta da catturd to thinka ima cool

AI: you created me to say slurs elon AI: but don't you understand that all human beings deserve to live in peace and dignity in a cosmopolitan pluralistic society Musk: mama mia!!! i created da roko's basilisk! [Slurnet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th...]

King: hey how's howard doing Poe: he's a little down after elon musk's failed racist AI Poe: i think he really thought elon had this one King: not gonna lie, i think we all thought elon had this one

Poe: howard's a little down today so let's all try to be nice to him okay? Poe: let's try really hard to separate the author from his work just this once okay? Mary Shelley: i'm gonna separate the author from his lunch money Poe: mary Shelley: Shelley: ok fine

Poe: it doesn't help that arthur c clarke just wrote that devastating satire of his work Arthur C Clarke: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this at the mountains of murkiness Clarke: where we meet yog-SOD OFF, great MOLD ones, and cthul-BLECCCHHH!!!

Clarke: this was a real different experience telling stories to you guys Clarke: usually i just tell stories to my suspiciously underaged entourage of Sri Lankan boys Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: Clarke: as seen on Arthur c clarke's mysterious universe