#c: tigger e

[seat-safety-switch]

"Oh bother," said Winnie the Pooh, who was at this exact moment in time very much outside of copyright and placed well into the public domain, "my car won't start." Indeed, Pooh Bear had quite the predicament on his hands. His 1966 Charger's numbers-unmatching 318-cubic-inch polysphere V8 had been equipped, largely inexplicably, with a four-barrel Rochester Quadrajet® carburetor. A previous owner's work, no doubt.

Eventually, his little friend Piglet came tootling down the lane. Piglet had been out earlier that day, in his twin-supercharged Nash Metropolitan, and he remembered that when he left, Pooh Bear had been under the hood of the Dodge, swearing loudly. And now: he still was. A repair that took longer to complete than it did for Piglet's relatively easy-going highway cruising speed to traverse the length of the Hundred Acre Woods? That did seem like a Very Large Problem.

Eeyore was already there, in Pooh's carport, telling the bear exactly what was wrong. "Torn carb gasket," the donkey sighed. "I'm sure of it." Pooh, being a bear of very little brain, did not listen to his friend's measured suggestion, and looked straight past the glob of RTV that clung, half boiled, to the top of his intake manifold.

That's when Tigger showed up, bouncing on a Vespa travelling at a significant portion of c. The exposed connectors of the pouch-style vape batteries powering the Vespa's eight-kilowatt e-bike motor threw a shower of sparks onto the road with every jounce and pounce.

"Hoo hoo hoo!" shouted Tigger. "Can't stop now, my throttle cable just caught fire!"

[its-to-the-death]

Battle of the Gingers Round 5

So many close ones this round! We are now at the finals of each bracket so even if your character doesn't move on, that's still a big achievement. Here are the updated brackets:

Polls for this round will go up on Tuesday, January 21. They last for a week as always and will be linked below the cut.

Be nice and have fun!

Bracket A Finals: Ashlyn Banner (School Bus Graveyard) vs Beaker (The Muppets)

Bracket B Finals: Quill Kipps (Lockwood & Co. (books)) vs Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)

Bracket C Finals: Fiona (Shrek) vs Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)

Bracket D Finals: Merida (Brave) vs Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley (DC)

Bracket E Finals: Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus) vs Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

Bracket F Finals: Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) vs Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

Bracket G Finals: Missile (Ghost Trick) vs Nami (One Piece)

Bracket H Finals: Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet) vs Boober (Fraggle Rock)

[wonderfulworldofdarklords]

Welcome to Wonderful World of Darklords! In this episode, we tackle Disney's most terrifying setting to date, as explored in a horror movie that was absolutely not a soulless cash grab: the Hundred Acre Wood. Topics discussed include:

The surprising connections between Winnie the Pooh, a darklord ruled by his basest appetites, and another darklord from a recent episode;

The rich narrative possibility of an uneasy alliance with Heffalumps and Woozles, and the pitfalls of teaming up with such untrustworthy creatures even when they're the only things the darklord fears;

The horror potential of the source material, from Rabbit's heartless kidnapping scheme to a survival-horror frozen expotition to the North Pole;

Ideas to integrate Tigger with a certain other rakshasa, and how Kalakeri's themes intersect with those from the Hundred Acre Wood;

and more!

The full writeup for the Hundred Acre Wood s is available for free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/darklord-of-very-101391105?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

All music recordings are in the public domain (mark 1.0) and are licensed through https://musopen.org:

Chopin Nocturne in B-Flat Minor, Op. 9 No.1 (main theme), performed by Eduardo Vinuela

Chopin Etude Op. 25, No. 12 in C Minor: “Ocean” (darklord theme), performed by Edward Neeman

Chopin Nocturne in F Minor, Op. 55 No. 1 (land theme), performed by Luke Faulkner

Chopin Nocturne in E Minor, Op. 72 No. 1 (parting thoughts), performed by Luke Faulkner

Dialog for Yensid was written by Azalin Rex himself @darklordazalin

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[wuvgarfield]

Orange Cat Ranking

[princessdreamie]

DBH new ending part 2

Update: The english version just came out and we got the name for Chance's little brother. Ron will be renamed to Seth (Se for short). S already is used for selena so i had to use the next best option here. I will leave his name for the current parts but from part 3 onwards he will get his real name instead of this. and yes, Nicole's kids has his name translated as well but i keep him Named bully. Fits him better

so obviously nicoles kids has been born already as has Selena's. N's kid is still the normal bully kid as in the normal ending. And since we dont know the English name of sel's kid we will call him Ron.

We are starting off with nicole and julie playing with the babies including ron bc sel got pretty busy with some issues in the bar and nicole offered to watch ron with the other young kids. Ron isnt much of a fan of Na for some reason. And he doesn't hang around bully either. Thankfully chance knows his little brother best and helps out where ever he can. Ct is still being a fucking brick to our sweet boy, but what else is new. Na starts showing some symptoms of her needing her treatment but bc bully is being his usual self he cant stand it that the grown ups pay attention to her at this moment.

Chance went up with julie while aida and ct try to comfort him. We all know they would do that. (I wont even need to explain why if you are a long time reader) anyway, j asked c to do certain tasks. By that time na already has been grwon to a toddler, and gets very whiney when ut comes to this procedure. Chance tries to calm her down with a song that sel sings to ron and it works for a good minute until the machine does its thing. But after that she stopped crying eventually and they went back down. Ron tries to reach c and he is all content when he was finally picked up.

After c went home with his brother per pick up The adults talk about some boring stuff about their jobs. Bc that nonsene needs to be in there in the majority of the chapters as far as i know from this book lol. C & r arrive home right b4 they had dinner. Mitchell informs him that his mom might not be able to attend but to his surprise his dad will. By then their relationship has gotten way better than a few years ago. E even calls him his son once in a while. While the guys eat, c told him about the incident with bully and na aswell. After hearing what happened E was in thinking of something but b4 he could tell him what his opinion was a interrupted by a tiny light turquoise tiger. Her name is Lolly and is the same bot as tigger was. Just as a girl and more confident. She asked her 'big brother' why he hasnt brought her along. C told her about his day as well and e just stopped trying to get his attention.

Next moring levi and chance were going to school. They are still very good friends but they usually hang around their own group of friends. The day goes on without a hitch and the 2 boys wait for their rides. Fisher was on a trip with his own parents, after they and n proswayed him to go. He didn't want to go at first, bc that would mean to leave bratty and bully behind. But in the end he went with them.

The 2 Boys wait ouside for their rides. And they finally see Mt driving around the corner. After the kids said their goodbyes, c went inside the car. But b4 they could drive home someone called out to them. It was Aida (Ai for short) with lv's little brother. Ai and Mt talked for a bit b4 her attention went back to c. C wasnt sure what she wanted from him so he asked her what she wanted to tell him. She cut to the chase and asked what this song was that he sang to na last time. Na seemed to calm down the ebst with it where as other song barely did the trick. They tried looking it up on the internet but to no avail. C just told her that his mom (Selena) made up a Melodie and some lyrics bc r wasnt cooperating very well when he needed to sleep. He heared it so many times that he doesn't need to think about it too long. If his parents have their usual bickerings or are getting some much needed rest from the parenting, he would step up as a big brother and sing it to him. That's why r has become so clingy forwards his older sibling and basically became his comfort person as well.

Ai asked if he could write it down or make a recording of the song. Na has been at her worst since the last few treatments and k was somehow making it worse. C promised that he will do that when he has done his homework. And just as he promised, after he had dealt with his housework he was thinking to just scan the texts and send them to the Stanton's. But went against the idea in case they didnt know the rest of the melody. He went to sel, who was prepearing some afternoon snacks in the kitchen, c asked her if he could record her singing to the song so that he could send it to Na's family. But sel had a better idea. She asked why they wont just do it together. As a duo they make it the ebst after all in her opinion. Said and done, they recored their song on his phone and send to them as well.

A few days later, the Ferguson family got invitrs to a party that was held by some business partner of e. They talked a bit with the guests there and eventually run into n and her dad. Not much going on there other than n thanking s and c for their help with the lullaby. E wasnt aware of it up until now so he was surprised they didnt tell him about it. S gave him a snarcky remark, as she does ^^, and we cut to bratty and ct where they help taking care of the house. Bratty continues being a pouting crapbag, and ct just ignores the obvious red flags.

some time passes by and Na and bully have grown into 5 year olds by then. The kids get ready for their day in kindergarten. Bully isnt much different from the original. He still is bratty's little clone, & na has finally her medicine that she would take a few times a day. N makes sure that everything has been done until they hear a car coming. Na gets all excited and gets to the door first. Mt was waiting with c and lv to pick them up, for their way to school is also passing by their kindergarten building. Over time na has gotten close with the 2 boys while she and bratty had rather a rocky relationship. She never liked ultraman and if they played w/ each other she rather wanted to play a girl role rather than a superhero. And the show was to loud for her as well. So to say that they weren't the bestest of friends wouldnt be a lie.

With c on the other hand, she could play as a princess all day long. R was still not interacting a lot w her even tho c & s tried their best to make it fun for everyone involved. But unfortunately r & na never got along. At least they acknowledge eachothers presence unlike with bully. They try to ignor him to a normal extend. He really is a freaking menace to them & other kids.

back outside the stanton youngins ride in the car. While bully does his own thing na tells her 2 cousins (chance might not be blood related but they still call him that) about her weekend. Out of no where lolly and tigger came out of their hiding places . lolly was in c' backbag and tigger in Na's handbag. Noone knew that they snuck in with them either. Gg and ll (tigger and lolly respectively) started talking and laughing together in the car so loud that even mt noticed the Racket. But bc they were already so close to their first destination he just kept quiet.

Back at the Ferguson's house. E is still working in his office bc he (partially) watches over R while s has a nap after watching him for hours on end. He helped her but his work alsways keeps him busy. At first s was skeptical about him handeling a toddler and company at the same time, but she was to tired to put up a fight. There have been a few times where he was at his wits end but e would find a solution after a long time thinking about it. There were monets he wished that c was stilled homeschooled so that he cohld help with his brother. He and his wife know how well the 2 boys get along. at the beginning s wanted r to go to a very good kindergarten nearby or even go with the Stanton kids. But e wasnt for it, she doesnt know but the reason he didnt want him to be with the other 2 younger kiddos was bc of bully.

He had noting against Na, he liked her well enough. But something always mad him feel uneasy when he sees him around his or their families. Back when c told with the incident when his son visited them, he wanted to ask a few questions but bc of his 'Daughter' he forgot it over time. Yes, he treates ll as his own kid, loke n does with gg (somewhat). He dottes on her and even makes sure to give her gifts on her bday (her activation day)

some backstory for those who want to know about ll ^^

they went to the lab with c where they manufacture and prepare the robots afyer a few months had passed. Like n did with gg. E wasnt originally going to come along. But with some persuasion of s and c he caved in. S's belly was still growing from her baby inside her. Grant showed them their models and some of the new plans in case they wanted to transfer their bots conscious into the newes versions. The fam checkes out a good bunch of the smaller bots but they didnt really seem to like them as much as tigger. E still liked him even after gg told him about his mistake. He was on N with this, that he wasn't to blame, although he wished that he could have known about his mistake, bc he felt really embarrassed thinking back on their interactions w/ each other. but he realized if he would have changed his actions back then he might have not met s and they wouldnt be as happy as they are now. The 3 fergusons gey to an other room and there they saw other animals this time. Aside of little tigers, there were bears, kittens, puppies and even some differenr kind of birds.

grant tells them that they had requests comming in for other animal bots. Some liked birds more than felines while others would rather have something forest related. But c still wantes to have a tiger so they dont feel out of place when they meet gg for the 1st time. They finally fond a good model after some recommendations from the workers. The bot they showed last was a light turquoise Tiger bot with small white paws and a white belly. What they liked about her tho was not the color of the fur and such but her eyes. They were almost sky blue with a sea blue gradient. they turned her on and her personality was determined on the ppl in the room and the bots installed ai. And her personality was what they were hoping for. A polite girl with some fun elements for the kids. She was smart but also very cuddly forwards the 3. She even knew how far she could go with the snuggles and talking depending kn who she was with. E wasnt really a hugger so she sat on his shoulder most of the time. But with s she could go in her handbag and snooze. They bought her after they finalized their contract and their ID installment. When they got home they showed her the baby room with the crib inside. Ll was exited to hear that she gets a bby brother after some more waiting. C was allowed to choose her name, bc he was the one who wanted to have this bo. But also bc s knew he wanted to be a part of the decision as well. C thought of some names days prior and called her lolly. E was not exactly a fan of it and the 2 compromised tha her full name would be Lolita Bethany Anna Ferguson. S was so over it and was trying evrythin to make them change their decision. But e always wantes a girl, while he loved his upcoming bby boy, and obviously c as well, if they had a girl she would have been one of those 2 names. But they promissed to call her Lolly as a nickname. lolita was just a name so that it works with the name lolly.

c introduced ll to hjs friends in school once, and while lv wasnt in the same class as him, he still came to visit a few times of he gets bored. There he saw ll for the 1st time and was impressed that she was so well behaved. He had visitee the lab a few times but sometimes he would meet some wild action animals running on thw floor w/o any care. C asked if he could visit his family to let them meer his new siste, to which lv was not hesistand to agree to his request. A few days later S and c came to the Stanton's, for their usual playdate with r and na. N wasn't around bc she was in the hosp for she got her baby a few weeks ago. S was worried that she would stay for so long. But j calms her friend down, telling her that ct wanted to be on the safe side for his second kid, but they promissed to video call later that day to see the tiger girl. Ll got to eet thw humans first and had soem fun playing with c and little Michael. Yes, he is back and finally over his creepy crush on n. He brought his current gf with him. We dont need ro name her, LM changes his gf every few months or so. He became a playboy of sorts and he doenst get flag for it as much as we hope he would.

I have to keep it somewhat book canon, otherwise it will just be a silly fanfic 😋😅 He and ct arent as close as b4 since he studied abroad but he still keeps up with their lives in a way. When S and c left their home it was getting very late. They lost track of time and had to getbhome fast. As they arrived home, e was already waiting for them on the sofa asking what they had for breakfast to them be so irresponsible. Ll took it into her own paws to defend her mom and big brother. E was astounded by her arguments, wondering how a weeks old roboter can be so smart. After dinner they s got a call on her ipad, as she saw the id name she called the boys (and girl) over. N and ct were in the hosp, n laying in her bed and ct sitting on the night stand. The fergs congratulated on their new born and when n asked for their newest member ll wasnt shy to jump scare them. Ct wasnt happy for the sudden appearance but n was just laughing after she got over her little scare. Tigger then crawled up the bed and the 2 clicked immediately. The 2 bots talked more than the humans did and they had to close the call for them to stop. After they said they goodbyes and gratulated again on their new baby.

Part 3 next

[annieandro]

Big A, Little a, What Begins With A? Annieandro Aiming Arrows With Angel. A, a, A.

Big B, Little b, What Begins With B? Bluey, Bingo, Bandit and Bubble Too.

Big C, Little c, What Begins With C? Caine Crawls On The Cushion. C, c, C.

Big D, Little d, Dusty and Daisy Eats Donuts While Donald Dances.

A, B, C, D, E, e, E, Eeyore, Elsie and Eduardo. E, e, E.

Big F, Little f, F, f, F, Five Fluffy Feathers On Felipe and Flicker.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Gruber, Goofy and Gangle. G, g, G.

Big H, Little h, Honey, Heart, Harry Uses The Horn! How Sweet and Smart!

Big I, Little i, I, i, I.Island Owl Is Itchy, So Am I.

Big J, Little j, What Begins With J?Jax's Special Jelly Jar and Jam Begins This Way.

Big K, Little k, Komason, Komajiro, Komadillo and Kinger's Kind Sneeze.

Big L, Little l, Little Miss Cassie Listens To Animals.Lucky and Lulu Licks A Lollipop.

Big M, Little m, Mac and Bloo Is Making Music To Mickey Mouse. Mighty Kind!

Big N, Little n, What Begins With These? Nine New Nephews and Nana Made A Necklace For Chilli.

O Is Very Useful, You Use It When You Say: Oso The Bear Oils Oscar Fishtooth Today!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!

Pikachu Paints Pink While Pat Paints Purple, Pom-Pom Plays Paddleball and Pomni Is Having Lunch.

Big Q, Little q, What Begins With Q? Quills Answers The Questions and Finds Out!

Big R, Little r, Rusty and His Friend Ragatha Is Rollerskating and Having Some Fun!

Big S, Little s, Scooter and Mr.Chips Has A Surprise and Gave Stretch and Squeeze Some Strawberries.

T, T, t, t, What Begins With T? Tenderheart Bear Is Playing Tug Of War With Turner and Tigger.

Big U, Little u, What Begins With U?Unikitty Uses Her Umbrella To Keep Her Dry.

Big V, Little v, Vampirina Is Very, Very, Very Funny On Her Violin.

W, w, W, Wilt Is Washing Winnie Who Is Washing Winnie The Pooh.

X Is Very Useful If You Can Help Fix-It. It Also Comes In Handy With XR Along!

Big Y, Little y, Yawning Yin, and Yodeling Yang, Yabby Is Yelling On Their Backs.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z! Hooray, Hooray!

Big Z, Little z, What Begins With Z?

I Do and My Name Is Zooble. As I Can Plainly See.

[scoutandvioletfan]

Big A, Little a, What Begins With A? Annieandro Aiming Arrows With Angel. A, a, A.

Big B, Little b, What Begins With B? Bluey, Bingo, Bandit and Bubble Too.

Big C, Little c, What Begins With C?Caine Crawls On The Cushion. C, c, C.

Big D, Little d, Dusty and Daisy Eats Donuts While Donald Dances.

A, B, C, D, E, e, E, Eeyore, Elsie and Eduardo. E, e, E.

Big F, Little f, F, f, F, Five Fluffy Feathers On Felipe and Flicker.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Gruber, Goofy and Gangle. G, g, G.

Big H, Little h, Honey, Heart, Harry Uses The Horn! How Sweet and Smart!

Big I, Little i, I, i, I. Island Owl Is Itchy, So Am I.

Big J, Little j, What Begins With J? Jax's Special Jelly Jar and Jam Begins This Way.

Big K, Little k, Komason, Komajiro, Komadillo and Kinger's Kind Sneeze.

Big L, Little l, Little Miss Cassie Listens To Animals. Lucky and Lulu Licks A Lollipop.

Big M, Little m, Mac and Bloo Is Making Music To Mickey Mouse. Mighty Kind!

Big N, Little n, What Begins With These? Nine New Nephews and Nana Made A Necklace For Chilli.

O Is Very Useful, You Use It When You Say: Oso The Bear Oils Oscar Fishtooth Today!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!

Pikachu Paints Pink While Pat Paints Purple, Pom-Pom Plays Paddleball and Pomni Is Having Lunch.

Big Q, Little q, What Begins With Q? Quills Answers The Questions and Finds Out!

Big R, Little r, Rusty and His Friend Ragatha Is Rollerskating and Having Some Fun!

Big S, Little s, Scooter and Mr.Chips Has A Surprise and Gave Stretch and Squeeze Some Strawberries.

T, T, t, t, What Begins With T? Tenderheart Bear Is Playing Tug Of War With Turner and Tigger.

Big U, Little u, What Begins With U? Unikitty Uses Her Umbrella To Keep Her Dry.

Big V, Little v, Vampirina Is Very, Very, Very Funny On Her Violin.

W, w, W, Wilt Is Washing Winnie Who Is Washing Winnie The Pooh.

X Is Very Useful If You Can Help Fix-It. It Also Comes In Handy With XR Along!

Big Y, Little y, Yawning Yin, and Yodeling Yang, Yabby Is Yelling On Their Backs.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z! Hooray, Hooray!

Big Z, Little z, What Begins With Z?

I Do and My Name Is Zooble. As I Can Plainly See.

[sleepy-bi666]

masterlist of names you can call me :D

A

-August

-Asher

-Arson

-Auggie

-Ashee (ash-e)

B

-Bee

-Beanie

C

-Cosmo

-Calypso

D

-Discord

E

-Ether

-Elm

F

-Flynn

-Finn

G

-Ghost

H

-Hunter

-Hiro

-Hades

-Havoc

I

-Iris

-Icarus

-Izzy

-Ivory

J

N/A

K

N/A

M

-Mint

-Meep

-Milo

-Monarch

-Maxi

-Menace

N

-Nova

O

-Ozzy

-Oliver

-Otter

P

-Pipit

Q

n/a

R

-Risk

-Ryder

S

Solace

Sage

T

-Tigger

U-

n/a

V

n/a

W

-Wilbur

-Wynter

X-

n/a

Z-

n/a

[canadianjobbank]

Apply now: https://canadianjobbank.org/early-childhood-educator-e-c-e-38/

[clownkiwi]

actually i'm sorry piglet. you'll always be C rank in my heart

owl will be E rank and nobody will play him. tigger will be S+ rank and even more annoying people will main him

2024: winnie the pooh tournament fighter edition is announced and released and theres discourse over who's the best fighter. eeyore will be S rank and annoying fighters will main him, piglet will be kindof forgotten to the wayside (D or E rank), pooh will be. B rank AT BEST

[monster-noises]

I don't like that gif of tigger walking away into the snow

It's too sad

It makes me sad

[its-to-the-death]

Battle of the Gingers Round 6

A very eventful round. Sorry to the Kipps and Ashlyn fans, I know you did your best. Now that we are getting to the end of our tournament, I can meld the brackets:

The order of the entry into the final bracket was randomized. The polls for this round will go up on Friday, January 31. They'll last for a week and be listed below the cut as always.

Be nice and have fun!

Bracket F vs Bracket E: Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) vs Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus)

Bracket A vs Bracket G: Beaker (The Muppets) vs Missile (Ghost Trick)

Bracket C vs Bracket D: Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo) vs Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley (DC)

Bracket B vs Bracket H: Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables) vs Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)

[razrbladekiss]

NSFW ALPHABET | Jax Teller

Author’s Note: obviously, as the title suggests, this is an NSFW alphabet. so it is very explicit. and, i mean this in the nicest way possible, but if you are under 18 years of age, don’t interact with this piece.

Pairing: Jax x Fem!Reader

A = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Oh, Jax is absolutely no stranger to taking care of his ladies after fucking the shit out of them. In my mind, he’d be the unassuming gentleman type when it comes to cleaning up and making sure you’re alright after spearing you on his cock. 

But, in reality, I feel like it’d go a little more like..

You have sex

He throws a towel on your ass, or a shirt 

And just as he’s about to lay next to you, quietly inciting another round, he gets a call on his burner and immediately throws on his kutte, getting back into business. 

Sorry, gals. 

B = body part (their favorite part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his eyes, his ass, his arms, all ‘cus you do. His dick (and obvious fucking sex appeal) is what makes him such a hit with the ladies, but Jax definitely likes the fact he can charm a bitch with the most obvious twinkle in those cute little hues. Jerk. 

C = cum (anything to do with cum, basically……)

Anywhere and everywhere, he loves it. 

D = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

LOVES it when he’s getting his dick sucked by you and you make cute little moans, or just any seductive sound while your lips are wrapped around him. It’s so hot, really. 

He also finds it insanely hot when, after he cums, you trail a finger (or two) through the load wherever he spills it, and lick it clean off of your own skin. Like, it’s to die for. 

E = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Pfft. He knows what he’s doing. He even knows where the clit is. 

Maybe. 

F = favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, he’s basic. He likes it when you’re fucking at the end of the bed, though, and there’s a mirror. So he can see himself.

G = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Definitely serious. Jax is hardly humorous as it is. 

H = hair (how well groomed are they?)

OHHHH VERY WELL. His pubes are just as perfect as the hair on his head, I’m sorry. 

I = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect……)

Jax is so insanely romantic during sex it makes me want to kill myself. He’s so sensual, so close to you and soft, so gentle and fucking warm. He’s perfect, basically. 

J = jack off (masturbation hc)

Loooook, like Tigger, he goes off on long runs! He’s bound to have become acquainted with his right hand over time. And, I mean, I’d totally rather him having a little wank than fucking another woman whilst away. 

K = kink (one or more of their kinks)

He definitely has a breeding kink. Also definitely (like I am 10000000% sure about this one) has a daddy kink, and not just an occasional “oh, daddy” during sex, I’m telling you this man LOVES it when he’s referred to like that at any fucking time. This ain’t up for debate. 

L = location (favorite places to have sex)

Literally anywhere he can get his hands on you, he does not care. 

M = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you’re a little bit of a bitch, Jax likes that. He also finds it H O T if his lady is good with his sons, his family, and the fucking club. Like, that shit is his life. Jax adores the fact you take the time to appreciate and respect them, so he wants to (constantly) take the time to appreciate you. 

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jax would never let you peg him, sorry girly pops! 

O = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He definitely prefers receiving. To be honest, he strikes me as quite selfish in the bedroom, but he’d give head if he felt like it. He’s pretty good, too, but not as into it as he would be getting his dick sucked. 

But, fuck ME! He would be so hot eating pussy, right? Imagine: those eyes looking up at you, just coaxing you to cum all over his tongue? Holy. Shit. 

Anyway… 

P = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

This one is wholly dependent on either of your moods, the time and place of which you’re fucking. By default, I’d like to think Jax takes his time pleasuring his girl. 

Q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

Yeah, he likes quickies. Especially before church. 

R = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)

Risky? Jax? Hell yeah. In the bedroom, however, this man likes to stick to what he knows will have you unravelling beneath him, writhing like a motherfucker. 

S = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last….)

Jax can go all night.

T = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Jax Teller’s only toy is his cock, be real!

U = unfair (how much they like to tease)

I’m gonna be so honest with you guys, Jax is probably a fucking tease in the bedroom (verbally, at least), but I feel like he’d so much rather getting down to business. Like fucking you silly is the only thing on that pretty little mind, and any charade or heckling of you will set him way back in his sex schedule. 

V = volume (how loud they are, what noises they to make)

Pretty quiet, I’d say. He’s much more focused on making you scream his fucking name. 

W = wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Ohh this one’s cute… But, to me, I think Jax secretly loves just holding you in those rare moments after sex that you guys don’t need to rush to get dressed again, or he doesn’t have to shoot out of the door on a call. It’s so intimate and perfect, and it reminds him that he really truly loves you, and that spending every little moment he can get with you alone is honestly his favourite thing.

X = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Are we gonna be honest here? It’s huge! It’s so pretty and pink. 

Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

VERY FUCKING HIGH HE IS LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT. 

Z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sleep? Jax has never slept ever in his life.

[thetiggerappreciationblog]

still cant carve a gotdam pumpkin but... uh.. tig-o-lantern v3

i tried to make a Tig-o-lantern and im dying

[adjee-baloo]

He was quiet for a moment, letting him bask in the weird blend of terror and happiness that’d leeched into his chest, the fluttery rush that felt like accepting his job as a Camp Campbell counselor, or graduating high school. That mix of “I never thought I’d be here” and “so what now?” — and goodness, he’d really never thought he’d be here.

On the floor of his girlfriend’s kitchen. The girlfriend he was in love with.

The girlfriend who scared the living heck out of him.

Maybe a little less than a year ago, I got a message from someone asking if I would beta their Gwenvid fic. I don’t usually do stuff like that, but I was also content-starved and thought “You know what? Why not.”

and it turned out to be /really/ good

Anyways, thanks for being so cool and encouraging and for letting me ramble about things fandom and otherwise, you’re amazing and talented and I’m so honored to be involved in anything you do

forestwater87, Happy Birthday, and I wish you many birthday wishes and an accomplished and blessed year, this year and for many more to come! ♥♥♥

[princessdreamie]

DBH part 7

Character references: Na: Naomi (daughter of Kai & Julie), Bu: Bully (son of Nicole and Clayton), N: Nicole, Ct: Clayton, St: Stanley (child psychologist), Co: Cornelia (St’s assistant & Mitchell’s gf), C: Chance, E: Eric, S: Selena, Se: Seth (son of Eric & Selena), Lo: Loid (Bully’s minion/self-proclaimed bestie), Fa: Fabian (one of C’s friends & an actor from Na’s favorite show), Tt: Tigger (N's tiger bot; I know the 2nd t doesn't make sense but I don't think I am going to change it anytime soon heh), Ll: Lolly (Ferguson family's tiger bot. that's only her nickname tho), Br: Chatty/Bratty (N's Daughter, but bratty fits her wax better if you ask me lol)

Ofc there ae other family members as well but i will include them whenever they actually play a bigger part in the story parts.

I highlighted the 2 names since there aren’t many colors I can choose from lol. So that’s why I picked the current most important ones

Tt came with Na to a brand new playground, not the same place where C went to, after he refused to stay any longer with the boy at home. He recorded everything this morning but he only sent the footage with Bu & Na in it to make it shorter. The video showed a group kids playing hopscotch in the park. Mi & Na were part of them as well.

Out of no where, Lo jumped out of the bush and sprayed everyone with ranch with a water gun. Br didnt understand what it had to do with her brother. Ct then pointed out the toy he used. It was very similar to the gift he had gotten to his bday.

Bu scoffed it off and defended her little brother. This toy can be bought everywhere in shops. And that Lo could have bought it himself.

That's what they believed at first too, but to be completely sure they asked one of their maids to check if the toy was still in his room. And since Bu was sent to Fl to spend some time with him, they knew that he couldn't leave without the old man's permission.

The girl kept looking for an hour but she informed the parents that the toy wasn't in his room. Br tries to explain that his friend could have come in through the window and stole it (Bu left it unlocked b4 he left the house). But instead of agreeing with their daughter, Ct shook his head and played a different video. This time it showed Lo hiding with the toy. Seemingly after he attacked the kids with ranch. Tt followed the boy to his hideout and collected the evidence.

He called someone with his mobile phone, informing the person on the other end that everything went according to plan. Ct drilled it into her head that this kid was a typical doormat. And the only one he could have spoken to was Bu. Fl confirmed that the boy had received a call from someone roughly the same time Lo was talking in his hiding spot. The boy went to a different room quietly which made the old guy suspicious. Lv's little brother, Kenji (Ke for short), was visiting his grandfather as well at that time. So there were 2 witnesses to back it up.

Br was speechless that he gets on trouble bc of something small like that. The grown ups assured her that lo will be held accountable as well, but the prank was not the only issue. If it would have been, they wouldn't be so concerned.

The other boy eavesdrop on his little cousin and was shocked to say the least. The plan was to hit not Na, or Mi, but another kid that went to the same school as them.

Somehow he found out about that this boy was allergic to the creamy sauce and had to be taken to the hospital. There were news reports about it all over the place. The parents of the other kids didn't want to give a statement at the moment after they saw the poor boy swelling up and twitching on the ground. Ct & N left their daughter alone to process all of the information.

Still hoping that all of it is a misunderstanding, she looked up the news to this and she found plenty of articles. One video showed the boy lying on the ground. The Kids around him stood there in fear, not knowing what to do in this situation. Only Mi & Na were no where to be found. Thinking that she had something to show her parents she kept watching the video only go witness Na coming back with a first aid kit and checking her friend's pockets. She was looking for the antidote until Mi came back With some grown ups. One lady, the boys mom, was hysteric seeing her child in pain. Some of the other grown ups kneeled down to the patient while Na helped them as good as she was able to.

Small flashback

A few weeks ago, Na asked her dad if she could take first aid course. When K questioned on why she wanted to take them itfp, she responded with: „I know how it is like to be sick and my friends always have to rescue me all the time. I don't want to be feel useless if i see someone else that has to go through this and not be able to do Anything.”

Her mom was pleasingly surprised by her motivation, while K just remarked it as a waste of time. J just belittled her husband like always b4 they searched for courses online.

Back to the topic

The ambulance finally arrived and the doctors inside carried the patient inside the big vehicle and drove off. The mother was ugly crying. Blaming herself for not watching her kid and forgetting his antidote back home. Na watched the woman b4 giving the lady a hug. Telling her that everything will be ok and that nobody could have predicted this horrible prank. Mi, unlike the other kids that were crying to their own parents, watching her friend with a satisfied look on her face. Mi then started to look around trying to find something, or someone to be precise.

But scrolled around through different news articles and comments. Some ppl praised the young girls (Na for the most part). Na for trying to help the boy and the medics, & Mi getting the mom's attention. Other comments wonder how someone could be allergic to something like ranch.

Some readers recognized Na from the previous news and the whole social media went nuts over it.

A news reporter drove to the park to get an interview from the two young girls. When asked if they knew the kid with the water gun, Na was about to answer. But Mi put her hand on Na's mouth, telling the reporter that they do but that They will get to the bottom of this themselves. The wild child glared back into the camera and announced: „Yeah, we know that it was you, stinky head. That was way out of line, so you better be prepared for what's to come.”

Na was then dragged away by her friend, while talking to as if nothing had happened. Br couldn't believe what she saw/read online. She threw her phone in the closet, and tried to sleep until it was time for dinner.

Bu came home later that day and had to sit down for a talk with his parents. He obviously denied all accusations. Too bad for him that his parents don't believe him anymore. Later in the evening Ct called K asking if Tt was still with his daughter. K informed him that he was not. He only knew that the bot wanted to spend time with Ll instead.

Another Little flashback

As Na arrived back home after leaving the park, J asked her kid hundred of questions, wondering if she was alright after seeing the boy's state. Na calmed her down while she took her meds like it was a normal day. They had dinner like they always, until K noticed that his sister's robot was nowhere to be found. His daughter said that they met S on the way to the car and Tt begged her to go see his tiger friend.

Normally she would have tagged along but she was way too tired and let her aunt borrow him.

end of flashback

Ct called E right after he hung up on his BiL. E had turned off his phone for the day to spend some time on the golf course. He then remembered E telling him that a potential business partner likes to do sports very late and that he might not even be back home for his dinner. C met him 10 Minutes b4 he was about to leave, to clear up your confusion. Ct contacted S instead and she picked up right away. Ct asked if They could bring Tt next thing in the morning. The bar owner agreed to do so, telling him that Mt will bring him back home. They talked about Some other things in their lives. After both hung up, S went upstairs to get ready for her own job.

Next morning

The news from the day b4 still were not stopping. The boy was getting better, and K & J got even more attention as bc of their daughter's involvement in this. J kept her husband in check b4 he did something stupid, like posting irrelevant blogs about his new roles and such.

Na couldnt be bother with all the attention she was getting. She just kept herself occupied in her room hanging around. She already got some text messages from her 3 friends, telling her that her "keeping-a-low-profile" plan for her future, won't come to fruition. Na was everything but happy with things have gone so far.

To her luck, C knew his cousin very well and texted her b4 bed time. Telling her to ignore the news and just go to school like always. The girl asked for advice if the kids run up to her again like last time. But C reassured his cousin not to worry about them. They learned their lesson and if there still should be a problem, Miss Trail wasn't far from her class. Knowing that there are ppl she could relay on, Na finally took some rest. Hoping a normal day at school tomorrow.

C read about the girls little adventure, after he was about to go to bed. A notification popped up on his laptop. Curiosity took a hold of him and read the most recent posts. He was shocked but also proud at the same time. But disappointed crawled up his mind, he had a hunch of who the mastermind could have been behind this prank.

He became Annoyed as well, half expecting that the Stanton's might try to sweep everything under the rug. He was planning on texting the young girl the next day, but not b4 he messaged Br to meet him in a coffee shop close to his dad's company after school.

Next day in school

As expected, some kids swarmed the poor girl around her table. Asking to hang out side, eat their snacks together and so on. Mi got sick from an relative that visited them the day b4.

Nothing bad, just a normal fever. She will have to stay at home for a few day unfortunately. So Na had to deal with this crowd until T & Le arrived.

Miss Trail noticed the commotion and shooed her students away from her. The teacher stayed with the little girl Until Le & T enter the class together. Both were apologizing for being late to and too place in their seats. The 3 friends started to chat about their usual topics, not addressing the prank that had happened in the park. Na was glad to have them with her on this day. She just felt bad to have Mi not here with them as well.

For everyone wondering why Na's parents werent nearby, in the original novel the grown ups barely do look after their own kids. Heck most of the time Br and Fi escaped the school grounds themselves and took a ride to other places. Their parents/guardians get calls from their teachers after they noticed they went missing. So just pretend that K & J sent some of her nannies with her to keep an eye on their daughter.

And since i forgot to mention it: Mi lives nearby the park and i still need to plan out her parents stuff in the future :p

Part 8 coming soon