#c: naruto

[bladedhunter]

Starter for @irukasenseii

Usually, these days, Naruto's a little more... put together than he used to be. But, uh -- today's not one of those days.

He comes up to Iruka at a full-speed sprint. That is to say, he's not there. And then suddenly he is, basically screaming Iruka's name. "Iruka-sensei! I need your help! I forgot!" He doesn't say what, though.

He did, however, forget his and Hinata's anniversary. Well, he remembers now, but he has nothing planned.

[sexywifesasuke]

Naruto and Sasuke are so transgenderable imo

[hansoulo]

my favorite hobby is going into the notes of any popular post and seeing the obsessively organized and long-winded fandom tags in the reblogs

[kankuroplease]

Thank you for the warm up ideas 🖤

[snuggleboots]

₊˚♡˚₊ The Akatsuki and their jealousy ₊˚♡˚₊

Tags: GN Reader, GN flirt, general jealousy and implied murder shenanigans.

Tobi essentially zeroes in the instant someone else starts laughing a little too hard at your jokes. Uhm, hello? You're funny, but you're not that funny. In fact, he's pretty sure he's the only person that busts a gut laughing when you crack your silly little one-liners or puns. It's cute to him, nobody else has any business making a play by acting all giggly and doe-eyed. He doesn't need to be violent about it - and really, why would he be? Tobi's just as happy to lean in - uncomfortably close - and then loudly declare that they have something stuck in their teeth! And it's super noticeable! So's their breath! It's not rude, he's just being helpful! He can smell their lunch through his mask! And it's rank! How embarrassing! Haha! They really should go brush their teeth, huh! Go away! Far, far, away!

Hidan is, in fact, very liable to wind up jealous over stupid little things that always result in becoming a pain in the ass for you to defuse when he inevitably hops onto his bullshit. You're out trying to enjoy one meal in peace together? That's funny, because the server seemed to put some weird, flirtatious emphasis on hot when they asked how you like your tea, and that's a problem, and that bitch knows it, too. Oh, they wanna know how hot you like it? Alright! There's loads of people on this earth, and they really wanna get stabbed over you? Fuck it! He just sat down, but clearly he's got some shit to do now. Dinner and a show! Why not?! He gets why Kakuzu doesn't tip now, not that he was gonna anyway. Shit service, and thirsty-ass servers. Fucking ridiculous.

Deidara is the first to notice when someone gets too close and cosy with you. Does it bug him immediately? No. His reaction, however, depends entirely on yours. Do you notice that they're smiling with way too much teeth when they playfully punched your arm? No? Alright. He can let that slide. It's when they deliberately divert your attention from him to themselves that he starts getting annoyed. He's not at all above pointing out tacky behaviour, petty king, and even if it embarrasses you a little, it is highly satisfying for him to see the flirt's face drop into something sour or burn up from the embarrassment. It's even better if you snicker along with him.

Kakuzu's only problem with someone chatting your ear off and really gushing over whatever comes out of your mouth is the fact that they're boosting your ego and he has to deal with it later. Not because the offending flirt boosted your ego, he doesn't give a damn about that, but he's now going to hear the same things you just told them about later when he's already just heard it - and he sincerely doesn't care to hear it again. He doesn't want to act interested, and yet he's going to be faced with either being called a dick, or being forced to feign something to avoid bickering about it after the fact. God dammit.

Kisame doesn't mind seeing someone try their damndest to flirt with you. He trusts you, and he's very happy to sit back while you turn them down- or, if he's lucky, watch while the flirt makes an idiot of themselves trying too hard to clue you in and get your attention. It's funny - he's laughing, and he isn't even trying to hide it. If he's in a cheeky mood, he'll even stir the pot, because he has gremlin tendencies and his humour is catered exclusively to himself. Yeah, he'll egg them on in little ways, until they're feeling nice and confident. Then, while he isn't really a PDA kind of guy, he'll drape a brawny arm over your shoulders, plonk a cheek atop your head and drawl something to the effect of, 'You know what? You do look great in that outfit. It'll look better on the floor later. Ready to go?' Kisame likes finding his own fun like this. The flirts always flap their lips like gasping fish when he hits 'em with that bit, and it tickles his brain just right.

Itachi is generally ambivalent. You have attractive qualities, he knows this, and he's well acquainted with the consequence of having said attractive qualities. As long as you're fine with it and nobody's pushing any obvious boundaries, he's fine with it too. Jealousy isn't an issue at all with Itachi. It only becomes one if you end up uncomfortable and the flirt doesn't pick up on that fact. In that case? He's glad to leave with you, if you don't feel like handling it. If you don't want to leave, or leaving isn't an option? Well, he can use his words. Or, if they've ruffled your feathers enough to annoy him, there are many benefits to being a genjutsu master. Oh, noooo, suddenly all eyes are on the flirt and the judgmental looks are intense and highly disarming. Or, uh oh! There's definitely a fire that just broke out, and they're the only one panicking about it! Oh wow, they left in a hurry. What a shame. They must've drank a little too much, or something like that.

Sasori, simply put, could not possibly care less if you paid him. Possibly aggravated by the fact that someone's breathing air in his direction while he's minding his business with you, someone he can actually tolerate. Yeah, he fully expects you to handle that. He's gained a knack for zoning minor annoyances out- until those minor annoyances become general annoyances. It's only when the offending flirt's voice becomes grating - which, really, doesn't take long at all before he bothers intervening if you haven't already shooed them away yourself. If a terse 'shut up' or 'begone' doesn't dissuade the persistent little gnat, he has poison and many fun, discrete vehicles with which to deliver it. It is purely for the sake of peace and quiet. Does he care when they drop like a sack of rocks, seizing and foaming at the mouth? Not particularly. Do as he does, and zone it out. Don't look at it (derogatory), you'll only encourage it to make more of a scene.

[bladedhunter]

Starter for @uchihasghost

Eyebrows furrow as he carefully assesses Madara as a potential threat. Though it's not really potential. Madara is a threat. The question is whether he means any harm. What he's planning. Does he mean to harm the village? The world?

Despite this, Naruto's expression shifts into an easy smile, hand going behind his head. "Hey, long time no see," he says, chuckling slightly. "What are you doing here?" (Again.)

[dykes4kakashi]

iruka realizing he has feelings for one of the few people who treated naruto with care and respect from the start vs kakashi realizing he has feelings for the only person naruto sees as family/cares about more than sasuke (he cannot fuck this up or he will have to go missing nin)

[nekarth]

Some things never change…

I made this little drawing while I resting hehe

[succikko-draws]

seeing that @hellcifrogs drawing of nagato and karin hanging out made me crave more lil uzumaki family interaction, have uncle nagato and kushina making sure baby karin's well bundled up for going out in winter while her mom watches over with a warm beverage

[ludagubi]

[bladedhunter]

A small smile appears on Sasuke's face at Itachi's request. "Of course." An arm goes around his brother so he can guide and support him to bed.

Once Itachi's situated, sitting in bed with pillows and the headboard supporting him, and ready for a glass of ice water, Sasuke's in the kitchen in a flash. He slows down only slightly to get the ice and water into the... well, it's not a glass, it's more of a cup with a lid and a place for Itachi to drink it, to make it easier on him.

When he returns, his eyes scan Itachi's form, mostly just checking on his well-being. He slips onto the bed beside him and hands Itachi the cup. "Drink," he instructs.

Oh... he's gone and sullied Sasuke's glove now, hasn't he.

Sasuke's not entirely wrong, but still-- he grows terribly bored.

He can't upkeep his old shinobi lifestyle, but he thought he could help in smaller ways. Apparently his body has protested otherwise.

"Can it be iced?" He asks, all of a sudden, even surprising himself.

[jitters-art]

izuna and madara

this is a bday gift for @lycentropy :3c

[beatriceportinari]

Another year, another outfit to die in! Happy birthday again Izuna!!!!!!

Like last year, I played with someone else's lines for these charming patterns, thank you so much Lena @elhnrt ! I had a ton of fun :D

Check the readmore for pattern references and explanations, there are some easter eggs in there :)

(x,x,x,x)

My goal for this piece, in addition to playing with patterns and textures and adding some Naruto references, was to add as many death flags as possible.

The idea of having Izuna in a fireman's coat is obviously not from me. I've always like the idea of Uchihas in fire resistant clothes, and the opportunity for a thick texture alongside a reversible double pattern is very appealing. I used the image of the second reference as a base, with skulls on one side and stylized lightning patterns on the other (visible inside the sleeves and collar). Both were common immagery of firemen coats.

The actual skull pattern is taken from the third reference. I'd seen this one before and before even learning anything abt it it was too beautiful to pass up. Those white and navy gradients are absolutely delightful and I enjoyed using my gel pens for them very much.... This particular type of imagery with skulls and bones in a field is called Nozarashi, inspired by Buddhist representation of death and transience.

The lightning pattern itself is a reference to water and lightning dragons :) Like Tobirama's iconic jutsu, it's one of the hints of what's abt to happen to our little guy. The scabbard is also decorated with dragon motifs for the same reason.

The background pattern is taken from the first reference, another fireman's coat with an illustration of Raijin, the thunder god. He is often representated with drums decorated with tomoes. It works nicely as a standard looking sharingan illustration, with a reference to Tobirama's hiraishingiris with the thunder imagery, like the thunder patterns inside the coat.

If you're interested in this I recommend the book linked in the second reference! It is entirely about skeleton motifs in japanese clothing of the early 20th century.

[darkskywishes]

I've always found this scene really depressing. Sasuke never laughs once in the entirety of Naruto (both pre- and post-timeskip)—at most, he smiles or smirks. And then we get this scene. There's something deeply tragic and uncomfortable about a character laughing for the first time as he's having a complete mental breakdown.

[jjoneechan]

give me six nine characters that remind you of me!

Did this on stream thought it was a fun challenge! I liked the various art styles! Very curious how I give off these vibes lmao?

[forever-yours-things]

Naruto if it was made in the 90s