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Happy Belated Birthday @rockitmans!
(By which I mean 4 months and 5 days late, but who's counting) and congrats on beating me at the Fic Line Guessing Game way back when! đ
Today is the 1 year anniversary of when I posted my very first fic, Wild Rose =D đĽł
To celebrate all these wonderful things, have a super soft one shot full of things both Sully and I love! âĽď¸
Read The Touch Of Your Hand (Says You'll Catch Me) now, on Ao3 and S&C!
(Full details under the cut.)
Title: The Touch Of Your Hand (Says You'll Catch Me)
Author: Cerriddwen
Rating: T
Summary:
The smile on your face let's me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all
Word Count: 760 words
Chapters: 1
Status: Complete Â
Part of a Series: Yes
Life Stage: Adults
Other Ships: N/A
Warnings: N/A
Genre(s): Fluff, Romance
Trope(s): Domestic fluff, Married!Klaine
#gwen writes#(belated) birthday presents#it's not actually a song fic#even if the title and summary look that way#the parallels between the lyrics and the fic were just too perfect#glee#klaine#klaine fanfiction#sully rockitmans
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December Klaine Fanworks Challenge Day 2 - Bikini
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When Blaine Andersonâs father married Santana Lopezâs mother, he was unaware of the exact level of chaos she would bring into the Anderson household. Of course the whole affair had been chaos. Heâd come home for spring break to find the whole house in a flurry and Cooper lounging on his bed.Â
âDidnât you hear?â heâd asked. âWeâre gonna have a sister!â
Blaine thought his dadâs girlfriend was pregnant. He did not expect the Latina spitfire that was Santana Lopez to shake up his life.
He met Santana for the first time at the wedding as he did his best to fade into the shadows, desperate to avoid every extended family member asking if he had a girlfriend yet and how school was going, ignoring the fact that he was repeating his sophomore year because he spent most of the last one in the hospital recovering from a hate crime.
Sheâd quite literally run into him as she bustled around barking orders at anyone and everyone to make sure that her motherâs special day was perfect.Â
âYou,â she snapped, âwhereâs your brother?â
âI donât know,â he said.
She rolled her eyes and mumbled something under her breath in Spanish. âFind him,â she ordered, âand give him this.â She thrust a piece of paper at him. âItâs his best man speech, and you let him know that if he even thinks of adlibbing, I will personally castrate him, comprendo?â
âC-comprendoâ,â Blaine stuttered.Â
She looked him up and down and gave a firm nod. âYou clean up nice,â she said and left.
Blaine was, of course, not unused to chaos. He found plenty of it in the dorms at Dalton. You stick a hundred teenage boys in a building together with minimal adult supervision and there wasnât much else you could expect.Â
But his weekends spent at home in Lima were always quiet. With Cooper in LA and his dad always traveling for business, he had the house to himself most of the time. Heâd been essentially an only child since he was eight, and with his parents divorced and his mother moving to Italy, he was used to being alone. He was okay with it.Â
But now there were people at his house all the time. Maribel was of course around whenever she wasnât away with his father. But Santana always had her best friend over, to the point Blaine wondered if Britney actually lived with them too. And there was a string of football players and cheerleaders running through his house every weekend to the point that Blaine had started to spend most of his off-campus days at Nickâs to avoid them all.Â
But then Summer hit, and he couldnât avoid his house for three months.Â
And now, there was a boy with a mohawk wandering around his room in only swim trunks like he belonged there and he and Blaine were old friends and not complete strangers.Â
Blaine stood in his doorway in shock, having just come back from the bathroom to discover the intruder. âCan I help you?â he asked, pushing himself to his full height to show he wouldnât be intimidated.Â
But he was intimidated. Very intimidated. And the show of strength was probably mitigated by the gentle tremble of his shoulders as his body shook with anxiety.Â
âOh, hey,â the boy said, looking up from where heâd been studying the pictures tucked into Blaineâs mirror. âYouâre the brother, yeah?â
âNo,â Blaine said dryly, âIâm the maidâs son, clearly.â
The boy frowned, âThe maidâs son can afford to go to the sissy prep school?â he said, pointing to pictures of Blaine in his Dalton uniform with Nick and Jeff and some of the other Warblers.Â
Blaine folded his arms across his chest to hide the way his whole body tried to flee out of his room at that moment. âYes, Iâm the brother,â he bit out, âone of them at least. And who are you?â
âIâm Puck,â he said with a grin, âone of Santanaâs friends.â
âI assumed that,â Blaine said stiffly, âand what are you doing in my room?â
âOh, just checking some intel from Santana,â he said.
Blaineâs eyes narrowed. âIntel?â
âYeah, she said youâre gay. Iâm just confirming.â
Blaine stilled, his blood running cold. He and Santana hadnât talked much with him being at Dalton most of the time. And heâd certainly not talked to her about his sexuality, which meant either sheâd heard it from someone in the family, or sheâd presumed. And in any case, she thought that was information that was not only pertinent but safe to share with a boy who looked like he spent half his time in the principal's office for dumping queer kids in a dumpster.
âPuckerman,â Santanaâs voice beside him made Blaine almost jump out of his skin. She had appeared beside Blaine silently, wearing a black lace coverup over her red bikini, dripping water on the hardwood floor of Blaineâs bedroom. âStop scaring my brother and go help Finn with the meat.â
Puck grimaced. âI thought Kurt was grilling.â
Santana folded her arms and stared him down. âHe was, and then Sam pulled him into the pool and now heâs angrily fixing his hair in my bathroom.â
âFucking Evans,â Puck grumbled, âFinn canât grill worth a damn,â but he slid past Blaine and out the door. Blaine flinched away from him, hugging himself tightly.
âHey,â Santana said, putting a hand on his shoulder. He pulled away sharply and avoided her eyes. âIgnore Puck, heâs harmless.â
Blaine's heart was still hammering in his chest.
âYou should come outside and swim,â she said with a jerk of her head, âyouâre starting to look a little too much like your dad with that pallid skin.â
âNo, thank you,â Blaine said tersely. He picked up a book from his desk and sat on his bed. He opened it to have something to do with his hands, but the words on the page were illegible blurs through his eyes. He blinked firmly to try and clear his tears, but all it did was force them to run down his face in rivulets.Â
âBlaine,â Santana started.Â
Blaine glared up at her. âWhat?â he snapped, and he could feel the full body shakes beginning, knew he was long past stopping this panic attack. âAre you going to apologize for outing me to your friends? For thinking there was any way Iâd be comfortable with your friends knowing about me? Like people like them arenât the reason Iâm at a private school to begin with?â
âTheyâre notâ,â she started but Blaine cut her off.
âWhatever,â he hissed. He stood quickly and crossed the room to her. âKeep your friends out of my room,â he said sharply before slamming the door in her face.
â
It wasnât much later that Blaine heard a knock on his door. Heâd just managed to make it to his bed, exhausted in the comedown from his panic attack, and was about to call Nick for an emergency extraction.Â
âGo away, Santana,â he shouted.
âItâs not Santana,â a soft voice called. Blaine glanced to the side to check that he had indeed locked his door. He then looked to his window and began contemplating how difficult it would be to climb out of it if he needed to.
âLook,â the voice said, âI just wanted to check that youâre okay. I heard⌠well I only caught the tale end of what just happened, but you seemed pretty shaken up.â
Blaine furrowed his bed and stood up. He crossed the room to his door and opened it a crack. âWhy do you care?â he asked, peeking out.
On the other side of the door was a boy not much older than him with chestnut hair and blue eyes so bright they almost took Blaineâs breath away.
âBecause I know what itâs like to be scared of Noah Puckerman, and I know he forgets that not everyone knows about his secret soft side.â The boy gave him a sympathetic smile. âCan I come in?â
Blaine looked him up and down and his brow furrowed deeper. âYou donât look like a football player,â he said.
âNot anymore, last year I was the kicker, but this year Iâm just in Glee.â
Blaine straightened up at that and pulled the door open wider. âYouâre in the New Directions?â
The boy looked mildly surprised. âYeah⌠so is Santana, and Puck, and everyone else here.â
âYouâre all in Glee club? Isnât that⌠arenât you guys like the bottom of the pecking order at your school?â
He shrugged. âPretty much. Just a bunch of misfits and losers.âÂ
Blaine blinked in confusion. âBut Santanaâs a cheerleader.â
âYou two really havenât gotten to talk much, have you?â
Blaine shook his head.
âWell,â he said, âIâm Kurt, and if youâd allow me to apologize for Noah, Iâd love to introduce you to everyone else. It is kind of my fault he was up here accosting you.â
âWhat do you mean?â Blaine asked.
Kurt flushed, looking down. âWell, you see, I might have developed a bit of a crush on you, when Santana shared pictures from the wedding. Puck was just making sure I wasnât going to fall in love with another straight boy. So Iâm sorry.â
âOh,â Blaine breathed. âUm⌠apology accepted?â
Kurt grinned. âAnd if youâd come downstairs, Iâm sure some of my world-famous cheesecake would make you feel better.â
Blaine laughed softly. âIâd like that.â
#Klaine#Kurt Hummel#Blaine Anderson#Santana Lopez#Noah Puckerman#december klaine challenge 2023#Bikini#Daisyishedwig writes
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1, 2, 4, and 16 for the salty ask game?
lemme grab some water to wash down this salt, okay
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*
tbh there aren't a lot of ships where I don't get at least why people ship them but we're not here for nuance we're here for salt
MDZS I do NOT understand why JiÄng ChĂŠng | JiÄng WÇnyĂn/LĂĄn HuĂ n | LĂĄn XÄŤchĂŠn is SO FUCKING POPULAR like their fanart will be on my Insta feed. They talk all of like twice in the tv show and I don't think at all in the novel but they're more popular than LXC/NMJ or LXC/JGY I don't even ship the former pair but that one at least makes SENSE.
2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*
I really had to think on this and I don't think so? There's fandom OTPs that I think have no romantic chemistry but I wouldn't say I BroTP them so much as I think their story is either mid as fuck or they just don't have chemistry.
4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*
I'm to lazy to have outright NoTP's like I can't fucking stand Sterek, or Klance which I know are big general fandom OTPs but I was only in the Teen Wolf fandom for like 2 seasons before tapping out b/c I was fighting homophobia and racism from the fandom AND the show? I think the fuck not. Voltron I just watched the show but the fandom was so fucking LOUD and Klance is a crackship with the worst fans. Also Klaine from glee I started shipping them and they became awful
16. If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?
Okay now THIS I can answer so:
Moonlight Chicken - I'd recast Wen and Jim, Earth is to freaking young to play a man in his 40s, I like the idea of him being Wen actually and someone like Peter Knight playing Uncle Jim cause Peter can actually be called Uncle believably. I'd also cut that Gaipa/Alan bit at the end it's unnecessary and felt fan service-y
Only Friends - Get rid of all the annoying slut shaming, have Mew and Ray have sex but it's bad sex so the narrative can actually examine why they don't work as a couple, given Top some god damn development, give Boston some nuance, treat revenge porn as seriously as the show treats alcoholism, do a more thorough exploration of sex (bad sex, good sex, kink, discussions of open and poly relationships) give the lesbians something to fucking do
Glee - to much to fucking list but in my world Klaine wouldn't have gotten married they wouldn't even have gotten engaged they would have both realized high school romances don't last, they outgrew each other, remained friends and both got new love interests as adults. Chris clearly hated playing that storyline by the end and it showed.
The Glory - had the doctor kill someone! I was promised carnage from him!! I was salty he didn't even lightly stab somebody. Also a poly ending with him, Moon, and the hot daddy business man
KBLs - this is a more general change but make them just a tiny bit longer just a bit
SALTY ASK LIST
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sit with me under the stars.
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/48067657
by norahdevore
just some cute klaine stuff - the best kind of fanfiction
Words: 777, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Glee
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Santana LĂłpez (Mentioned)
Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Romance, Cute, Cute Ending, Musical References, Musicals, Mary Poppins References, married klaine, Adorable, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, am i shakespeare, b/c i feel like i am, i am a fanfiction GOD
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Legally Wed Series
Author:Â glitterandpaws
Rating:Â M
Status:Â Completed in October 2011
Word Count:Â 20,328
Summary:Â In a dystopian society, homosexuals are forced to marry at 18 and consummate the marriage within 24 hours. With no choice in who their partner is, Kurt and Blaine meet and are married at their wedding.
Tropes/Genre:Â Dystopia, angst, alternate meeting, married!Klaine, arranged marriage
Lynneâs review:Â Such a harsh and evil society that would do this to young gay people. Thankfully, the powers that be got this one right.
Read at:Â [PDF]Â [EPUB]
#glitterandpaws#klaine#klaine fanfiction#Rated M#complete#Word Count: Under 25K#dystopia#angst#alternate meeting#married!Klaine#arranged marriage#Legally Wed Series#March 2021#PDF#EPUB#former S&C fic
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Here Without You Now
Word Count: 1.1k Warnings: Grief. Sadness. Author's Note: Y'all, I just... really needed to cry tonight so I wrote about Marcus Moreno and his late wife who I have named Sara because Robert Rodriguez couldn't be bothered to give her a name. There's no Heroics nonsense in this.
The first time Marcus saw Sara, he swears his heart stopped beating.
And that was fine.
It was fine because he didnât need it when the first time he spoke to her, he lost his tongue too.
He tripped and stuttered, focused on the deepness of her eyes like blackholes pulling him in as she stared up from her perch on the edge of the fountain. Her smile widened as the seconds ticked on, late sun lighting her face in soft waves of amber.Â
He understands suddenly why itâs called golden hour.
âTell you what, handsome,â she stands, eye to eye with him now and he swears if heâs not careful, heâll fall right in, âI'll be here tomorrow, around this time, find your words and try again.âÂ
She pats his shoulder as she moves around him now, walking away and, when she does, itâs like oxygen exists all over again.
But itâs wrong, heart beating out of time now and he wonders if itâll ever reach a perfect rhythm again.
It kicks back into place the next day as he walks towards her, her foot tapping in time with his steps as she looks around.
Sheâs waiting for him. He shadows across her and itâs his lungs that stop now as she beams up at him and says, âthere you are,â like heâs late for a date and sheâs been looking for him with worry.
âI hope I didnât keep you waiting for too long.â
It surprises even him as it leaves his lips, calmly confident like a man whoâs never felt fear in all his life.
âJust about a day.âÂ
There it is, that push off the edge as she laughs now and he can see his whole future in her face. The cleft of her chin, the glow that surrounds her and the deep black brown of her eyes he swears his babies will possess.Â
âAre you a fish?â
He shakes himself out, âwhat?â
âYou know,â she opens and closes her mouth several times, âlike a goldfish in a bowl catching food, are you one? Because I think youâve lost your speaking voice again.â Â
âIâum,â he stutters again, sheâs right.
âWhatâs your name, Goldfish?â
His fingers flex out several times before returning to the clenched position of nervous fists, âMarâMarcus, my name is Marcus.â
âNice to meet you Marcus,â she stands, no heels today so not quite eye level, and stretches her hand out for his, âIâm Sara.âÂ
âWould you like to go out with me sometime, Sara?â
She looks at her watch, âIâm pretty hungry now if you are, Goldfish?â
Shock covers his features, âyou wanna go out with me now?â
âYeah, well,â she puts her hands in her pockets, nerves shaking through her voice now, âdonât wanna give you time to back out of it.âÂ
It was four dates later when he tucked her in for the first time, pulling the blanket up over her shoulders as she nuzzled against her chest. He was content and he felt whole, there in his bed that would become hers too.Â
Six weeks after that, he asked her to marry him for the first time, his lips pressed to hers through the laughter of their night spent together.
âAsk again tomorrow,â she whispered in the darkness.
He asked in the kitchen as she sipped her wine, poking through the take out.
He asked at the art museum as she pointed at the medieval portrait of a cat, âhe kinda looks like you.âÂ
He asked at the water front and again at the mall.
He asked when he pressed the spare key into her soft, warm hand, âlet me make an honest woman out of you.â
Still, she said, âask again tomorrow.âÂ
Three weeks of asking and he finally found the ring staring at him from a storefront. Small, gold, perfect.
By the time the shopkeeper handed him the small box, he was ten minutes late.
Sheâs waiting for him at the fountain, foot tapping nervously as she looks around with worry and a soft, âthere you are,â falls from her lips as he draws up to her now.
But her relief doesnât last long as she sees the lines in his face drawn together in concentration.
âMarcus,â she begins to stand, "are you okay?â
He takes her hand in his and drops to one knee, fumbling the box out of his pocket and taking in the deepness of her stare.
âWill you marry me?âÂ
The light didnât hit the way it did then, the seasons having changed to crisp air and burnt orange and heâs about to stand, about to say heâll ask tomorrow when a gust of wind finally takes the shock off her face.
âYes.âÂ
A month later, he married for the first time in a judgeâs small office with his mom and her sister as witnesses to their happiness.
He didnât imagine then that heâd be preparing to do so again, to another woman with a traditional dress and his daughterâs blessing etched into the wedding rings that had been picked out.
He walks through the house he has a million times and remembers all the places she used to be, all the places she still is because Missy and Marcella wonât let her leave.
Pictures line the walls, firsts of everything. Honeymoon in Big Sur. The maternity shoot. Marcus holding Missy in the hospital, nothing but the top of his head shown as he was drawn in by the same black pool eyes of his daughter that passed on from his wife.Â
He walks the city, his feet aching as he passes by everything she loved.Â
The taco truck outside what was once her work building.Â
The coffee shop where she spilled a latte all over his button up.
The fountain where she sat for the last time on her last day, begging to not die in a hospital but in the arms of her love in her favorite place.
The last time Marcus saw Sara, truly saw her, her heart stopped beating.
And that was not fine but it was okay because she went with that same beaming smile on her face that she hit him with the first time six years prior and every day since then.
He opens the small velvet box in his pocket now and pulls out the custom coin because instead of a bachelor party, he needed this: A moment with his late wife in their spot as he dipped the words into the fountain to remain until the fountain was cleaned or some kid plucked it out.
The engraving is light, thin, and tears fall easily down on it as he reads the words over again knowing that a large part of his heart will never come back.
Iâm here without you now but I promise that youâre here with me forever.
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camilleâs (probably unpopular) opinions of shit that did not need to happen in glee:
the twerking episode... period. good god please stop
the scene where drunk blaine was trying to be ��spontaneous and funâ in the back of kurtâs car
tina rubbing vapo cream on blaineâs chest... no thx. i know she likes blaine but the way she straddles him i just NOPE
blaine cheating on kurt. i can kinda see it happening but itâs also out of character for him? idk
blaine and kurt getting married at the end of season 6 -- they break it off because they feel like theyâre moving too fast and theyâre just kids and then suddenly theyâre married? (this also might just be b/c iâm aromantic for myself and i already think weddings are overrated lol)
ETA: sueâs obsession with klaine. iâm glad klaine ended up together in the end, i believe they are soulmates and that this is for a comedic aspect but real-life shipping has always just made me feel really uncomfortable, and the fact that an older woman is obsessed with two teenagers/young adults is kinda disturbing to me. like the âblaine is on the bottomâ thing THATâS SO FUCKING CREEPY HEâS LIKE 17 like i said i know itâs just for fun and not to take it too seriously but it just asfhgikl; itâs kinda disturbing
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Brittany and Puck
no one asked, I asked myself to do this
before glee
they are best friends since kindergarten
When they were kids Puck used to get in a lot of fights because he kicked Brittanyâs bullies asses
They were a couple of rebels and they had adventurous souls. They built a tree house in Brittanyâs backyard and they wrote âBritt + Puck 4everâ in the tree trunk with a knife
One day, Puck was on his way to Brittanyâs house and he found a baby cat sleeping in trash can. He took him to Brittanyâs house (because she loves cats) and he said to her âI introduce you Lord Tubbingtonâ
They gave him food and a bath because he was so dirty and Brittany made cupcakes for Puck to thank him
They were each otherâs first. And I donât care if they said that someone else was their first on the show. this is true
When they were 13 they promised that if they were alone age the age of 30, they would marry each other
season 1
Brittany and Puck actually thought that glee club could be fun but Puck didnât want people to make fun of him
Britt was so happy when he joined and she was the main reason why he joined the glee club
They practiced together all the time but before the glee club they already danced and sang together just for fun
season 2
Britt was sad when he was in juvie and she sent him letters everyday (Idk if this is even a thing but yes)
He kept all of her letters
She shaved his head when the mohawk disappeared
He knew about Brittanyâs feelings for Santana. She didnât tell him but he just knew
But he knew she was bi of course
Puck sings to her whenever she feels sad
He made the Fondue For Two introducing video
season 3
They studied together - obviously
Puck wanted to graduate so bad but he was worried about leaving Britt alone. He made Sam promises that he would take care of her
In Senior Ditch Day Puck made dinner for Britt and they ate it at the tree house. He decorated it with string lights and fluffy pillows
Both of them sang a goodbye song to each other and they cried when Britt gave Puck a friendship bracelet with her name and showed him her own bracelet with his name
all of my friendship headcanons include friendship bracelets yes
They are the biggest Klaine stans and they talk about them all the time at lunch in school
season 4
They FaceTime everyday
Puck was the first person who Brittany called when Santana broke up with her
He went home that weekend and they had a sleepover in the tree house. He sang for her like he did when she was sad
Puck told Sam that he would kick his ass if he ever made Brittany cry
He loves Brittana the most but he liked her best friend with his bro
Puck and Brittany were so sad when Kurt and Blaine broke up. Puck cried
He was so proud when she went for MIT. He cried again
Brittany told him that she didnât like it and he tried to sneak in and get her out of there but he couldnât I donât why
season 5
When Puck left Lima to go to the Air Force after the quarterback, he went to MIT before joining the army. Brittany was so sad about Finn too and they cried together for an entire week.
Brittany encouraged him to go to the Air Force because she always knew he could fly and maybe prove that Pegasus exists
Puck believed in magical creatures too
They talk everyday
Brittany was so happy when he and Quinn get back together because she knew that he always loved Quinn
season 6
They were so happy to be at McKinley together again
Puck was so exited about Brittanaâs weeding
When the girls went to choose their wedding dresses, Brittany kept sending him photos with the dresses on in the closet because he wanted to help her choosing the dress. Hello??? He was her bestie
Puck, Sue and Brittany have a group chat called âKlaine 4ever â¤ď¸â and they share their love for the couple there. They send gay memes and Klaine pictures
Puck was part of their plan because they were his dream too
He cried during the wedding
after I lived
Brittana and Quick are neighbors
Brittany and Puck built a tree house for their kids and their backyards are just one (like a common backyard)
Santana and Quinn just thought that was so cute and they just sit in their chairs, with their sunglasses on, and watched them working and bringing them beers when they needed one
Puck cried when Brittanyâs son, Finn, was born
He taught him how to play football
He still sings to her when sheâs sad
They built the tree house for their kids but they actually use it more than the kids
All of them have family dinner at Saturdays and they play games and watch movies
They still have the friendship bracelets
asked by -> literally no one
-> glee headcanons
send me a character/couple/friendship and Iâll tell you my â¨headcanons⨠about them
#glee headcanons#no one asked for this but there you go#this is wild and I just created a whole new show#brittanypierce#noah puckerman#I NEED A NAME FOR THEM#they are exactly like this in my mind#donât judge me#some of these things are impossible because they barely interacted#but they were best friends#no one can change my mind
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Destiel, Buddie: the great love patterns and one failure.
I'm going to highlight the patterns of baiting and good storytelling. Chim sounds like the Sam to Dean!Buck. Cas!Eddie and Claire/Jack!Chris.
WARNING: not a negative post, this is from a destielshipper!POV looking to something so beautiful like 9-1-1.
As someone pointed out: if Eddie was a girl they would've already get laid. Same thing with Dean if Cas was a girl.
(my gifs)
We know Dean and Buck like to get laid with many girls...and have some homo-joke-scenes with guys.
Dean Winchester being a disaster bi (since S1)
(+ Josh and roomate!Albert - I know someone ships it xD) What I really enjoyed with Buck/Abby is the meaning of the storyline. D (who likes older women also) and B always get the part of having fun, and when it comes to express their feelings, not all their crushes understand their soul and they don't always admit those with themselves.
Abby: I think I was afraid that If I came back, I would become that person again. Because I missed you. I wanted to see you. But I didnât trust myself.
Buck: Because being there, being with me, you might lose yourself again?
Shannon: I canât fail him again, or you and I wonât. Iâm still learning how to be someoneâs mother and after that maybe I can be someoneâs wife.
Eddie [to Bobby]: [...] she wanted a divorce. And Iâm still mad. How stupid is that? Iâm agry at a dead person and at myself because I forgave her for everything, and that wasnât enough. I wasnât enough.
Buck [to Maddie]: Youâre never the one getting left behind. Youâre the one who leaves. You donât know whatâs like to watch someone you love walk away.
Dean [to Lisa]: When I do picture myself happy...itâs with you.
Lisa:Â You've got so much buried in there, and you push it down, and you push it down. Do you honestly think that you can go through life like that and not freak out? Just, what, drink half a fifth a night and you're good? Dean: You knew what you signed up for.
Lisa: Yeah. But I didn't expect Sam to come back. And I'm glad he's okay. I am. But the minute he walked through that door, I knew. It was over. You two have the most unhealthy, tangled-up, crazy thing I've ever seen. And as long as he's in your life, you're never gonna be happy. That came out so much harsher than I meant. Dean: It's not your fault.
Who does understand them? The best friend. Cas and Eddie are the best friends to who they talk to, they can feel judged by but it doesn't really matter (or it DOES); they trust each other and feel safe.
you gave up an entire army for one guy (dean)
thank you, for not giving up
 stupid for the right reasonsÂ
maybe you couldâve come at it a little differently
The Abby-phase was very important 'cause B wanted to stop to think about just the sex part and really connect with the person, doin' romantic stuff, even VDay; feelings were in the game.Â
(He literally asked to the firetruck!girl to see her again...but she said no. Ali? She acted like a Lisa.)
B really tried to find someone and always felt left behind. D had two important relationships, one with Cassie (yeah, that's fun) and I liked her -but he couldn't have a black girlfriend, right(?). Always felt left behind, by his father, by his brother, his motherâ memories were a lie.
When we first see Cassie, they didnât see each other in a very long time and they get a reunion during a case.
Much like Eddie and Shannon.
(not saying also this...but....this)
Lisa and the weird-and-bad-written-originally story with Amara...who knew Dean bc of his 'dark' side. (Amara has found Cas and Deanâs profound connection and Dean was scared by her darkness connected to his anger and loniless).
At one point Amara will find Dean thanks to Cas's heart just my reply to go fast (while Cas was possessed by Lucifer- an annoying bitch who is used as a destiel bait)
We know Buck for his autodiagnosed sex addiction with women and Eddie as a married man with a son and wife not in the picture...and the episode- I'm so sorry, but the beginning of S2 with Buddie can't be described as two hets - there are tropes.
We start to fall for them and Chim with Maddie, wait- Sam!Chim and Eileen!Maddie.
Sam and Eileenâ first episode is basically a blind date on a hunt. They flirt and make a badass duo, she's deaf and super sassy and they're so sweet together. Many start to ship it asap.
I cried with Madney asap.
What does Maddie do since Buck start talking about Chris and Eddie? Yeah.
What does happen in Fanfiction with Sam (heâs a Maddie here) and when Saileen comes back on S15?
Bros shipping their bros with their best friends, mirroring them.
Madney have Buddie patterns.
Saileen is presented as a Het!Destiel parallel...and they can kiss.
Sam asks Dean if he could start thinking about settle down with someone who understand the life, another hunter. Eileen is a hunter. Cas is an angel - the one who raised him from perdition and got lost for his beautiful soul/hunter.
I LOVE that Eddie can be just a friend to Lena and Marjan, basically (I hope not to see this ruined in the future).
Now, over the line: Dean has a mother figure in Bobby!Jody and Jody is shipped with Athena!Donna (also good friend to Dean) and he's got a sister figure in Hen!Charlie.
[Jody, Charlie]
(Jody and Donna have many daugthers figures and a spin-off who hasn't been picked bc too many poc girls, queer girls and two not young women with perfect bodies.)
Bobby!Jody helped him with his mother-plot-fiasco (that was really bad) and I loved Mary before s12.
[I'm having fun thinking about this connections, leave me alone if it'ss just a great big illusion]
I forgive you / of course I forgive you
personal space / personal space
Destiel, uncle!Sam and Jack
Destiel, uncle!Sam and Claire
*love is in the air*
oh and beside the MurphyPatterns (Klaine, Bryan&David) we do have the KripkePatterns also (Timeless, The Boys 2 3 )
One of the most loud BI!Dean eps
Iâm ready for some domestic Buddie and Madney
Eileen and Cas back from the dead
Just to make you all laugh after this big movie, remember the chars:
what a destiel scene always looks like
THE END:Â
Yes, C*W and Fox arenât the same, and yes producers can make the difference. all SPN writers WERENâT the problem, directors neither, not to mention the actors.Â
C*W thrived on Destiel for 12 years, building a very good story that couldâve show two men accepting the love they deserved....but they failed, erasing every other (lgbtq, poc, disable) characters.
Fox doesnât need more viewers but they WILL gain more of them showing Buddie because representation of a M/M ship with BI/PAN (I see Pan!Eddie) itâs a huge thing for TV and it matters. I always see gay love not many other possibilities, with Murphy mostly, he can make the change again.Â
A reminder to what C*W didÂ
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Klaine Advent Drabble 2020 one-shot - âChangesâ (Rated NC17)
Summary:Â Blaine chooses a horrible moment to have a conversation about the future of his and Kurt's relationship. (1375 words)
Notes:Â Written for the @klaineadvent 2020 Drabble Challenge prompt 'brake'.
Part of the Need for Speed verse.
Read on AO3.
âOh, Kurt âŚâÂ
âBlaine! Oh, God! Blaine! Yes ⌠do that! Just ⌠keep doing that!â
âNo. No, wait.â Blaine shakes his head, breaks their kiss. âDarling, put the brakes on.â
âThe brakes are on,â Kurt insists, recapturing Blaineâs mouth when he turns his head back towards him. âThatâs why weâre not plummeting off the side of the ridge right now. My stellar brakes.â
âThatâs ⌠not what I mean. Kurt?â Blaine puts his hands on Kurtâs arms, pushes him back a hair. âI need you to slow down ⌠for a minute.â
Kurt looks down at Blaine from his perch in his lap, the air in the Mustang rapidly cooling around them as the kissing and groping cease.
âWhat? Why?â Kurt asks, tugging his shirt back up over his bare shoulders to keep him warm.
âI need to talk to you.â
Kurtâs eyes pop wide. âNow?â He looks poignantly at their joint state of undress and disarray, ending with his own throbbing erection sandwiched between them - brick red and leaking. âYou need to talk to me now!?â
âYes,â Blaine says guiltily. âNow.â
âWell ⌠c-canât we talk and fuck at the same time?â
âNo, darling.â Blaine wraps his leather jacket around Kurtâs shoulders and holds him, trying his best to keep his boyfriend warm while his own warmth seeps away. âI need your attention.â
âBut you have my attention!â Kurt whines. âBelieve me!â He lifts up a few inches then sits down, sliding quickly over Blaineâs cock. âYou have my attention!â
âKurt? Please?â Blaine bats long lashes at Kurt, pleading with those ridiculous, puppy-dog eyes of his, and Kurt surrenders, dropping against the seatback behind him.
âFine! What do you want that couldnât wait just another thirty seconds, you complete asshole!?â
âHow long have we been doing this?â Blaine asks.
âI donât know.â Kurt sighs defeatedly. âAbout twenty-three minutes? Not exactly a personal best, but âŚâ
âNo. I mean ⌠how long have we been going out?â
âOh! That.â Kurt looks at Blaine with confusion. âAbout twelve years? Give or take a day.â
âAnd arenât you tired of it?â
âNo.â Kurtâs confusion starts to bleed into panic. âWhy ⌠why would you be asking me this now? Why would this be the time to bring it up?â
âBecause âŚâ Blaineâs gaze drops, needing to break from Kurtâs accusatory stare if heâs going to get the rest of this out â⌠this is a special place for me. For us. And twelve years? Thatâs ⌠thatâs a long time.â Blaine runs his hands up and down Kurtâs arms from over the leather jacket. âEvery time Iâve come up here, itâs because I wanted to change something in my life. And tonight is no different. When we leave this hillside âŚâ He swallows hard and raises his eyes, risks meeting Kurtâs â⌠I donât want to do it as boyfriends.â
âWh---what?â Kurt stumbles over the word, can barely repeat it while his heart slams to a stop inside his chest, the world slamming to a stop around him. âWhat the âŚ? Blaine!â Hot tears rush down Kurtâs cheeks as if theyâd been waiting there this whole time, maybe even for the last twelve years. Waiting for Blaine to realize this isnât what he wants. Or, at least, admit to it. Otherwise, why would he have waited this long? No man waits twelve years to cement a relationship with someone they claim to love, especially when Blaine always said he'd ask Kurt to marry him after college. But then college graduation came and went, and ...
Kurt fooled himself into thinking that was because their relationship was already cemented. Theyâd been living as a married couple for so long. Did he really need a ring on his finger? No, heâd decided. As long as he had Blaine, a ring and a ceremony didnât matter. But now ⌠is all that really over? âHow could you!? If youâre saying what I think youâre saying, you can get out right now and walk---!â Kurt raises a hand to shove Blaine back, but before it comes in contact with Blaineâs skin, he feels something else hit his palm instead - something small and hard that his fingers wrap reflexively around. Kurt looks at it, peering at it in the dark, raising it to the moonlight to get a better look. âWha---what is this?â
âOpen it and find out,â Blaine instructs, a sheepish grin on his face.
Kurt takes the object in both hands and pries it open.Â
Itâs hinged.
Itâs a box.
Itâs a telltale box, but at this point, he doesnât want to get his hopes up.
But the box clicks open, and a smooth, platinum band catches the light.
âI donât want you to be my boyfriend,â Blaine says while Kurt examines the contents of the box in shock. âI want you to be my fiance.â
âA-are you serious?â
âAbsolutely serious.â
âHow long have you had this?â
âHonestly?â
Kurt huffs. âNo. Lie to me. Of course, honestly!â
Blaine smiles. âSince high school graduation.â
âAre you kidding me!?â
âNot in the slightest.â
âBut why ⌠why did you wait this long to give it to me?â Kurt asks, hugging the box, and its shiny captive, over his heart.
âA hundred reasons,â Blaine admits with a sigh. âA hundred stupid reasons.â
âWell ⌠give me one,â Kurt says.Â
Blaine nods, wrapping his arms around Kurtâs middle and nudging him closer, hoping heâll come, which he does, leaning forward and resting his head on Blaineâs shoulder.Â
âI knew that I wanted to be with you forever,â Blaine says. âI wasnât lying when I said I wanted you to be my last relationship. But I was your first. And if you wanted to explore other options, you had every right. But by the time I met you, Iâd already lost so many important people. People who should have been in my life forever. I couldnât bear to lose you, too. And I thought âŚâ His voice thins a little, shakes. He clears his throat â⌠well, I thought that a surefire way of making you leave would be to hold you down. If I asked you to marry me, you might come to realize how little youâve gotten to experience out of life ⌠relationship-wise. And if you wanted to put us on hold so that you could go do that, I would have. I would have waited. But what if you didnât want to come back? Or what if ⌠what if you found someone better?â
âBetter than you?â Kurt asks with a soft gasp.
Blaine laughs nervously, wipes away a tear. âYeah. Believe it or not, there might be someone out there âŚâ Â
âOh, sweetheart âŚâ Kurt lays a kiss on Blaineâs collarbone. Then another.
âI couldnât bear it," Blaine continues. "I really, really couldnât. I needed you. So much. So I needed you to be sure.â
Kurt lifts his head to look into Blaineâs eyes. Theyâre watery, shimmer in the dark. Kurt smiles. âAnd twelve years was your milestone? That was long enough to wait?â
Blaine laughs again. âYes? I hope?â
âOh, Blaine. You do realize that, in some states, twelve years means weâre married already.â
âDo you love me?âÂ
âYes, I love you.â
Blaine takes the box from Kurtâs hand. Kurt is reluctant to let it go until he remembers Blaine canât put that ring on his finger until he has it back.Â
âWill you marry me?â Blaine asks, slipping the platinum band onto Kurtâs left ring finger.
Kurt closes his hand into a possessive fist the second that ring hits his last knuckle. âOf course, Iâll marry you, you absolute tool.â
âDo I still have to walk?â
âI should make you ...â
âBecause you thought I was breaking up with you?â
Kurt frowns, eyes darting down to peek at his rapidly softening cock. âYeah. For that, too.â
âWell then âŚâ Blaine shifts his weight beneath Kurt, bucking up to show that heâs still hard, still ready to keep going â⌠where were we?â
âHa-ha-ha! No.â Kurt launches off Blaineâs lap in the cramped space and starts to dress. âWe can fuck anytime. My ass is frozen solid and I have a wedding to plan! Buckle up.â
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I am a real old lady, living in Israel, and I am a Klaine-MPreg addict. Do you have a list, or know of a list, of these stories. The regular klaine list (Lynne & Zinnia) doesn't have one. Thanks. OLK
A search for completed mpreg fics resulted in 183 fics on AO3 and 125 fics on FF.net. Here are the search results on S&C. Judging by the number of hits or favorites on these stories, there are plenty of readers that like mpreg!Klaine fics.
Under the cut are 11 mpreg!Kurt fics and 17 mpreg!Blaine fics. I placed an asterisk against the authors who have written a few mpreg stories.
Warning: Some of these also contain boypussy. Make sure you read the tags or author comments if this bothers you. Happy reading! HKVoyage
MPREG KURT
Who Says by Karanoaoi *
Wolves mate for life once an Alpha claims their Omega mate, but the ways of choosing your mate are changing from the traditional meets where all non-mated wolves of age are thrown in together and you end up with a mate. Alphas still have to start a mating run, but what if the Omega has their eye on a certain Alpha? Follow the Anderson and Hummel families through these changes. A generational fic starting with Grandma Anderson and going through Kurt and Blaines generation.Â
Note: Part 1 of the The Life of a Werewolf series
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Not As It Seems by fearlessly
Blaine had been frozen where he stood. The boy in front of him was gorgeous. He had never seen a creature so beautiful in his life and quite frankly, Blaine was awestruck. His eyes, they were like raging ocean storms yet they were gentle, inviting, and so utterly ⌠organic.
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The Ultimate Christmas Present by LilLizzie94
Blaine has been in Afghanistan for the past 7 months and Kurt has been home by himselfâŚthey recieved some interesting news right before he was deployedâŚKurt was pregnant. Blaine has come home early to surprise Kurt for christmasâŚbut heâs not the only surprise in store for the two. MPREG donât like⌠Donât read.
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Iâll Be Home for Christmas by DreamingisBelieving
Imagine person A from your OTP is pregnant during Christmas and for some reason of your choice, person B wonât be home for Christmas, leaving person A alone.Â
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The Anderson Rose by missbeizy *
In the mountains of what was once the Northeastern United States of America, the descendants of a band of refugees who had escaped New York City at the end of a great World War are beginning to thrive after almost a thousand years of struggle. Relying on a combination of bits and pieces of advanced technology salvaged from the remains of great cities, as well as the still-pristine forest that they now call home, the people of Westerville are determined to rebuild a world in which peace, love, and cooperation mean more than victory, greed, and wealth.Â
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Wont Tell Anyone by karanoaoi *
The Royal family has never had a problem securing their claim to the throne. That was until now. The King and Queen have been unable to bear any children passed their only son, Blaine. Now when their reign is threatened by other Nobel families that declare their family as weak, they turn to the one way they know that will show everyone their family line has not ended. Having their son marry and produce a strong line of heirs.
Sequel: Make a Move
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Be Still My Heart by witchcraftandclickery
During a stressful and almost disastrous Black Friday Shopping adventure for Kurt, he meets and is saved by a strange older man. As their friendship progresses, so does their relationship. After falling in love with the perfect man, Kurt finds out heâs pregnant. Age!difference Older!BlaineÂ
Note: Although this fic is not marked as completed, the reviews of the final chapter indicate that it is. It is easy to overlook marking a fic as completed on FF.net.
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I Will by witchcraftandclickeryÂ
Kurt, cheerleader with the jock boyfriend is failing English. Blaine, nerd with a crush is actually really good at English. Kurt is sent to Blaine for tutoring, where one thing leads to another. A few weeks later, Kurt learns he is pregnant. MPREG. GKM fill.
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Come Take My Hand Now by controlofwhatido
Post 4x14 AU where Blaine finds out he's pregnant (instead of Rachel).
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Men, Babies and Other Disasters by TheWhiteOwl
Kurt, the 30-year-old successful fashion designer is desperate for a child. He visits a fertility clinic but he soon realizes that getting pregnant wonât be as easy as it first seemed. But than he bumps into Blaine, a cute and hot guy and it changes everything.A quick decision. Just one night with a stranger⌠Blaine doesnât even have to about it. Too bad Blaine seems to be everywhere Kurt goes and it makes avoiding him a little bit complicated.
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Ontås lýkos by Verseau_87
Back from New York and visiting his parent's during summer vacation, Kurt (literally) bumps into Blaine. Another werewolf like him. Their love is quick and easy, but it seems life is never that simple. Trying to enjoy their time together and merge their respective packs, they both must navigate being in love, over coming every obstacle along the way.
Note: Part 1 of Being Wolves
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Three Times Blaine Doesn't Have Sex with Kurt, and the One Time He Does by ohmywhy
The one in which mpreg!Kurt and Blaine are just friends and shouldnât be. BP!Kurt
MPREG BLAINE
Chances Verse by DreamingKate *
Kurt liked his new boyfriend but something was a little different about him.
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The Odds by @gleeana *
Canon compliant with the show through the Klaine wedding, with the rather major twist that in this universe, men can become pregnant ⌠and Kurt learns Blaine is pregnant soon after the wedding. A little too soon, given the circumstances.
This is a story about the power of love and family, and about the consequences of secrets.
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Baby Mine (Be My Baby) by anythingbutplatonic
Summary: Just weeks after he confessed to cheating when Kurt left for New York, Blaine discovers heâs pregnant. Thereâs no doubt in his mind that the baby is Kurtâs, but thereâs no way anyone can know. Distraught after the break-up and afraid of being judged if anyone finds out, he decides to hide his pregnancyâŚ.until he canât anymore. AU, obviously.
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Apple of My Eye by idoltina *
A fill for this GKM prompt. AU after The Break Up. Blaine finds out that heâs pregnant after Kurt breaks up with him (with Kurtâs child, no less). He tries telling Kurt about it, but Kurt refuses to talk to him. Blaine decides to finish his senior year at home and give the baby up for adoption. Only he doesnât. He ends up keeping the baby â a daughter â and takes her to New York with him when he leaves for college. He raises her partially on his own with some help from his parents, and tries to juggle parenthood, school, and work. And everything works out okay for a little over two years â until he runs into Kurt.
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At the End of the Road by slaysvamps
AU from 4x10 Glee, Actually. Weeks after leaving Kurt in New York Blaine finds himself in a situation he never would have expected. With Kurt moving on with his life and ignoring him completely, Blaine must find a way handle things on his own. Until he doesnât.
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What I Call Life by warblerslushie *
Kurt broke off the engagement and left Blaine. Three years later, Kurtâs at a strip club for his bachelor party and sees Blaine working. Blaineâs been working there and enduring uncomfortable glances and touches for a year to make sure that his son was properly cared for. MPREG. Based on a tumblr prompt from blangstpromptoftheday.Â
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And Baby Makes Three by anythingbutplatonic
Klaine AU: A few weeks after Mr Schuesterâs almost-wedding and the events that followed, Blaine starts having symptoms. Symptoms that appear to be a lot like pregnancy.Â
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Weâre In This Together Or Not At All. by zigzag18
Blaine Andersonâs life is about to be turned upside down. After a hook-up with head Cheerio Kurt Hummel, Blaine finds out heâs pregnant. He didnât tell Kurt that he was a carrier, so how is he suppose to tell Kurt? How is he, a 17 year old high school senior suppose to take care of a baby?Â
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Apartment 143 by idoltina *
Six years into their marriage, Kurt and Blaine are starting to be established enough in their careers to want to settle down into a more permanent residence. When they happen upon a refurbished apartment in an old building at a price thatâs a steal, they immediately snatch it up. They settle into their new home over the summer, and after a fairly intoxicated and intimate Halloween, they find themselves expecting their family to grow by one more. But as the pregnancy progresses, so does the level of paranormal activity in their home. It doesnât take long for them to bring in paranormal investigators to figure out what inhabits their home, if they can get rid of it, and how to protect themselves and their unborn child from it â if they can.Â
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Spark Like Empty Lighters by atticrissfinch
It was supposed to just be a hook-up between student and teacherâŚand it was. But what will happen when Blaine reveals to Kurt that heâs pregnant with Kurtâs child? an mpreg!blaine au.
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When Weâre Older by warblerslushie *
Kurt and Blaine have been married for several years and Blaineâs been wanting to start a family, especially since theyâre getting older. However, with their work schedules and the fact that Kurtâs just not ready for kids right now, things have been slow within the Anderson-Hummel household. But what will happen when the couple receives some unexpected news?
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thought i could do this on my own by ShanleenKinnJaskey
Prince Kurt Hummel falls in love with Blaine Anderson, an orphan servant boy, and thankfully he returns Kurtâs affections. But what will happen when one night Blaine disappears, leaving only a letter behind that contains an unbelievable explanation? When, years later, Blaine appears with two sons in tow (one deadly ill), will Kurt finally learn the truth?
Note: Part 1 of the to be loved series
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Donât Stop Believing by Julesmonster
Blaine is trying hard to win Kurt back now that theyâre both going to be in New York, but even if he does, life has a few surprises in store for them, and not all of them are good. Warnings: MPreg, Character Death (Not Kurt or Blaine).
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Hold My Heart by universalromance
GKM Fill: Blaine is a carrier who is sold by his parents when they are in need of money. He is gifted to Kurt by his buyer in order to gain favour with newly elected Congressman Hummel. He is expecting to be mistreated the way he was always told but soon discovers that there is still good in some people.
Note: Part 1 of Treasure My Heart
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Heart Of Glass by framby
At the end of his senior year, Blaine left Kurt and Ohio without explanation. When they are forced to work together Kurt just wants to get it over with as painlessly as possible. Little does he know that Blaine's secret will turn his life upside down.
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Nobody Said It Was Easy by Julesmonster
Following âThe Breakupâ Kurt and Blaine must discover where their relationship is going and if it will survive even as they face new problems. MPreg. Slash of the Klaine variety. Major spoilers for 4.4.
All Over Again by warblerslushie
Kurt and Blaine have been happily married for close to two decades and have three beautiful children. Not long after their oldest goes off to California to start college, they find out some very surprising news; the kind of news that really shakes up the whole family, especially when you're at that age where you've just started to get settled and ready for an empty nest. MPREG.
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Umm....
When I started this blog I said I wouldn't make fun of them but sometimes Iâm just not strong enough-I intended this to be the first sentence but then I kept reading...lord have mercyÂ
...How much do you think a pic of D&C together would sell for? I can image one every photographer in HWood would want.Â
Now please explain why they can talk to each other like civil human beings, but they cannot be bothered to gift their fans with something glorious, a pic of C and D together, the 2 people that gave Klaine life. Again, one of the most loved couples on TV, as proven time and again, ever. Â A gift to their fans. But the refuse.Â
Why? because it is the NORM and extremely good PR for two former co-stars to be in pics together, especially when it is a rare occurrence and they played two characters and a couple that changed lives and are still spoken about today.
Letâs address her points:Â
1. How much is a photo of Chris and Darren worth? To the first question I am going to take a stab in the dark and say $175-499. Â If I had to guess. Â
2. Every photographer in Hollywood would want one?  Why? Is there a hot market for former costars? I mean- a complete Glee reunion? Sure.. but it would still sell for $175-499...they arenât the Friends cast. Just Chris and Darren? Yea but no. Nobody cares. They arenât the Kardashians headed to the ER...nobody is going to drive erratically to get to the venue to snap the pic. The same photographer who took everyoneâs photo would capture the moment but TMZ isnât going to swoop in for the exclusive.Â
But letâs play along- letâs pretend that Crisscolfer is Hollywoodâs best kept secret. TMZ would def have someone working around the clock to get that photo and self-employed paparazzis would be scramming to get the pic IF they life together it wouldnât had hard to stake out their home. Darren Criss is gay and living with Chris Colfer AFTER he got married AND announced he wasnât going to play any gay roles? Now THAT would be a HUGE exclusive worth big bucks. Yet nobody has ever caught them together. I know where Chris lives so I am sure that TMZ or a skilled paparazzi or 40 could find out pretty easily. In a decade, nobody has ever snapped a picture of Chris and Darren together outside of work- period-never on the frequent trips you claim they take, not at the theatre where Chris was surely watching Darren perform, not near their home, not in Hollywood living their lives. No fan, no paparazzi even though that photo would be a huge payday, not gossip rag, nobody has ever snapped a photo. Thatâs unbelievable. Â
3. Why can they can talk to each other like civil human beings, but they cannot be bothered to gift their fans with something glorious, a pic of C and D together, the 2 people that gave Klaine life? Again, one of the most loved couples on TV, as proven time and again, ever.  A gift to their fans. But they refuse: It is Chris who refuse and the most basic answer is because ccers ruined it for everyone. Chris asked you to stop shipping him and Darren, he told you they werenât in a relationship multiple times, he literally said âGlee is not a documentaryâ, he wrote a fucking book telling you how awful your behavior is and yet you still keep popping up on his social media, terrorizing the man he loves in the name of cc, and shipping him with Darren.  HE HATES IT- full stop.  He hates it so much he shut down all the glorious gifts he used to give fans including the illusive photo you want so badly.  You wonât get one until you can control your fandom and stop going in his mentions and blathering about cc and Darren, bullying Will, or talking about PR, contracts, beards, and all the other nonsense you have fabricated.
This entire interview was about how much the fans overwhelmed them and they didnât like it. Chris bitches about fans wanting photos at 5:50
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Until you stop patting yourself on the back for your hard ccwork you do-work the is complete opposition to what Chris has said about his life and after he asked your stop-until ccers stop bring their fantasy to his mentions,  until you actually LISTEN to Chris and HEAR what he is saying, you wonât get anything nice. You will be left rioting because a grainy photo of the tops of their heads proves they spoke for at least the one mili-second it took to take the photo. You will be left rioting once every year at Mattâs Halloween party.  Â
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hi! iâm looking for a specific fic, and iâm 30 pages into my ao3 history and just canât find it. đ it was canon verse, post series, married klaine. kurt has a nightmare about the attack in 5x15, but in his dream heâs trying to save blaine and canât reach him. he wakes up, cute angsty h/c. i think it was a chapter in a longer fic, not a one shot, so searching ânightmareâ or whatever on ao3 probably wonât work. but maybe the scene sounds familiar to you or a follower?
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JTF: i am not a crisscolfer shippers. Cc shippers: he is saying that Crisscolfer exists. And then you wonder why everyone believes you are delussional. (Eyeroll)
Nonnie, you prove once again that you lack reading comprehension skills, I agree, JTF said he did not ship CC. Letâs examine the definition:
The term âshipperâ comes from supporting a ship. To ship something means a person wants two characters to get together and/or shows support for two characters already together. The term âshipâ came from the X-Files fandom, when fanfics were written about Mulder and Scully. The fans then called themselves shippers. It quickly spread and is now the title a person gives themself if they believe two characters should or will be together (The characters can be from anything: Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, and even Actors/Actresses). It is not limited to the couple actually happening, a person can ship something just because they enjoy the possibility of them getting together or even just because they think they would look good together. (x)
Of course he doesnât ship CC, he doesnât THINK they should be together and he doesnât ENJOY THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM TOGETHER. I am sure whether or not CC is together in reality has not effect on his life. So the statement is 100% factual, he does not ship CC.
I donât ship CC either. As i explained about a week ago, I ship Klaine and Buffy/Angel, and Mulder/Scully. They are all fictional characters, i donât actually ship human beings.
However, I know, based on FACT, that CC is a couple. I fully admit, the idea is nice, why shouldnât 2 people who have an inordinate amount of chemistry be together? But I donât NEED or WANT them to be together, it would have no effect on my life. I just know that they are.
Now ask yourself, JTF was NOT prompted. So why even bring up the subject 6 years later when the CC fandom has shrunk, not a single person asked, he didnât even need to tweet about G/lee let alone CC, d is married to a person that has a vagina, and C is publicly in a long-term relationship? Seems silly and like he is creating controversy when it isnât necessary. Unless of course, he knows exactly what he is doing and he is intentionally reminding the public, during the worst of times, of CC as a couple.
It is called controlled danger. And donât forget. he shares a PR rep with C himself.  A PR rep that would NEVER condone him bringing up a taboo subject that allegedly C is uncomfortable with unless in fact C wants it discussed.
Read my dear, and if you refuse, stop fucking stalking me.
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hiya, new brittana fan back w update :(( so we finished the whole thing the day of the 10th anniv of the show lol s6 was def one of the more absurd seasons (along w s4) for us. sue's klaine obsession was so unnecessary and of course i hate the double wedding. my gf is def def more into brittana than she initially was (admittedly not as much as me, still). s6 def gave superior brittana content but at the same time also feels lacking :(( anyway tysm for entertaining me during this trip lol
Iâm glad you finished and survived! S6 is definitely weird and off the wall, but it was such a chill season to me and nothing bugged me (yeah, I have some small complaints, naming that weâd gotten our own vows and an update in the finale), which was such a nice change from the stress and awfulness of the previous three seasons.
Iâm glad your girlfriend got on the winning side in the end, even if sheâs not as avid a fan as you or I am, thatâs still a victory. I canât imagine thinking s6 was lacking anything for them though. Maybe itâs different in a binge, when you know how it ends up so your expectations are higher or something, because we went into S6 not even sure if theyâd be in the same episodes (if Santana was there at all) and just hoping for one c plot in an episode at most; our minds were absolutely blown about the engagement spoiler when it dropped. And even after that, we thought for sure that was the end of their story, and weâd maybe see them again in the finale already married, but no, not only did we get to see the wedding, but we even got closure on Santanaâs abuela too. It surpassed our wildest dreams and considering what the other ships got in s6⌠We were lucky.
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Finding Kurt Hummel: Jagged Little Tapestry
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6x03: Jagged Little Tapestry
Alright, so this episode is notable for kicking off the last three part Brittana arc and for being Quinnâs last (awkward) run on the show - but itâs a solid (if not sad) episode, which, surprisingly, has a lot of juicy Kurt in it. So here we go...Â
Itâs Too Late
Okay - so weâre gonna kick things off with some major angst, cause who doesnât love that? Actually - this show rarely starts off with Klaine, so we were all surprised when thereâs not even a previously on -- it just starts. And Kurtâs looking through sheet music (understandably since heâs technically teaching choir now) and lamenting the lack of Smash music. I suppose - with the absence of a show like Glee in their world, Smash must have sufficed. Â
Anyway, Blaine shows up - and for a split second, Blaine seems pretty happy to see Kurt. Kurt, meanwhile, is a little stunned - but thereâs a moment of flirtatiousness here until - BAM! Karofsky has his arm draped over Blaine and is making really bad jokes - signifying he doesnât really know Blaine at all. Â
The joke about sharing the music store as if it were the kid in a divorce. Nice touch Glee - it works.Â
How does Kurt feel about this?Â
Heâs gonna grin and bear it like and adult, while secretly plotting gory details of Karofskyâs demise in the back of his mind. Really - it sucks. It totally does. Kurt knows that he wants to be back with Blaine, and thatâd be fine and dandy - but Blaine needs to finish healing, and Kurt needs to still recover from the massive blow of -- donât fuck up a good thing when you had it. Â
Blaine and Karofsky shuffle off, as Kurt goes into daydreamy mood, and we get a (somewhat awkward) Klaine duet to Carol Kingâs Itâs Too Late.Â
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time There's something wrong here, there can be no denying One of us is changing Or maybe we just stopped trying
Oh my god is this song depressing. I almost feel like this song might have worked better before the break up? Because Kurtâs lyrics kind of have this waiting for the other shoe to drop feeling to it. But I get why itâs here - theyâre both still at this place where they think whatâs done is done, though while, hilariously, still pining for each other. Â
I mean, the whole set up of this song is that they very clearly want and miss each other, and keep throwing looks to the other, but the song keeps telling us that theyâre done. Itâs a misdirection, people. This is not the end of the story. Nope. Â
Alright - so this next part is interesting, cause itâs sorta a flash back thing? And here the song (sorta) turns into Blaineâs POV, as heâs waiting at the Lima Bean, and daydreaming about his Warbler days with Kurt, and heâs completely missing what used to be. Â
Kurt: Now you look so unhappy Blaine: And I feel like a fool (Kurt: I feel like a fool)
I kinda like that flashback!Kurt is telling him that he looks so unhappy (because we donât get a whole lot of Blaineâs POV in this season, but yeah, heâs not actually happy with Karofsky - he wants to be because he doesnât really want to be in that unhappy place with Kurt again). But Flashback!Kurt also claims to be a fool, too. Which the staging is super weird - but Iâm gonna take it to mean that Blaine isnât the only one feeling foolish over all of this. Kurt really is, too. Â
Blaine and Kurt: And it's too late, baby, now it's too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died And I can't hide and I just can't fake it
So, a couple of notable things about this second half of the song. A) Kurt and Blaine both have each otherâs pictures still... months have theyâve broken up, Blaineâs got them stored in his phone (which is sorta normal). Kurt has them in a binder with sheet music - which is, admittedly, kinda weird. But the point is, he didnât just trash everything when they broke up. Really, he just compartmentalized and put it off so he didnât have to think about it -- but now heâs thinking about it, and god the whole thing hurts. B) Theyâre both are angsting so hard for each other. Oh bbs. C) Chris totally doesnât know how to play the piano. Â
Anyway - the song lyrics keep making it out to say that the relationship is dead and thatâs it, they tried, game over. But you know, this kicks off the story, kind of like how the second break up kicks off the season. Itâs a starting point, now weâre on the path of healing and coming back to each other. But that part takes a while.Â
Jagged Little Tapestry
So - clearly, Kurt and Rachel didnât finish their music sorting from the previous episode... Kurtâs lamenting cause he ran into Blaine - and has had Carole Kingâs Tapestry on repeat in his head since then. Some people apparently work through break ups with a single album - Kurt is that person. (I wonder what he used the first time...) I also kinda wonder if Carole King was one of those people his dad used to listen to on the radio when he was younger. Â
Anyway, he decides that some good ole break up music is totally the right spirit to start off the glee club. :P Rachel would rather do Alanis Morissetteâs Jagged Little Pill - which she says is newer and edgier, and I have to laugh because that album came out when I was in Jr. High -- and kids today would have just as much of a connection to Alanis as they would to Carole, so Rachelâs whole point is kind of moot. That, and the fact that Jagged Little Pill is angry in some songs, but itâs also very hopeful as well. Whatever Glee - go make your point. Â
Kurt, meanwhile, claims that Will did a good job giving them a rounded out musical education -- hahahahaha, yeah, nice revisionist history there, Kurt. Â
Rachel thinks Will had an easier time in general because he didnât have a partner, to which Kurt is all -- WTF?!?? (Yeah, good luck in life Rachel -- Kurtâs been there to support your emotionally broken ass for years, but whatever.) Actually - Kurt then turns the whole thing around to say they should do both and we have mash-up week again. Â
And really - they havenât really done mash-ups in a long while, and this episode really works mashing them up. Though, I am slightly side-eyeing the idea that two depressing albums will somehow get these kids to be fired up to compete. Kurt and Rachel congratulate each other on being awesome teachers. Aw, man, you can tell the influence Willâs had on these kids.Â
First Lessons
So, Kurt and Rachel have what really counts as their first glee club rehearsal. And - I mean, itâs funny - this scene is rather long, and kind of here just to set up the premise of the âtheme of the weekâ the combining Alanis and Carole -- and it also reminds the audience that the alumni (for some reason) are still around. But -- thatâs about it?Â
Donât get me wrong - this scene is absolutely hilarious. The way Lea and Chris play off each other is comedic gold. Itâs awkward and ridiculous and itâs been a while since Glee has felt like a comedy so that itâs nice that itâs back!Â
But can I gain much insight about Kurt in this scene? Um... not really - other than reiteration that Carole is Kurtâs favorite, but we kind of already know heâs an old school boy. And he and Rachel should never be actual teachers. Â
Also - Brittany can bend time with her mind. (What you thought the massive fourth wall breaks started in The Hurt Locker, oh no...)Â
A Modest Proposal
So - the next day supposedly, Brittany and Santana come in singing a mash up of Hand In My Pocket/I Feel The Earth Move and Kurt is, well, not really impressed. Heâs not a Brittana shipper guys. Sorry. No, really - heâs kinda bopping his head along but all this glorious gay is probably reminding him of what he really misses - musical dueting with a certain raven-haired warbler.Â
Oh, and I should probably mention that in the previous scene - Brittany and Santana go on an entire spiel about how theyâre not going to end up broken up and resentful, la de da, like Klaine supposedly is -- cause again, weâre in the land of all the fourth wall breaking and analysis from within the story. Â
I should also probably note that Kurt is (purposely) off to the side and really alone. Looks like Puck and Quinn are still doing their together thing, the newbies are all having fun, and even Tina is having a good time. But Kurt - eh, heâs not so much. Â
So - Santana decides to propose to Brittany right there! And - itâs fine. Itâs sweet, I donât care all that much personally, but the Brittana fans have something nice for them so itâs good. Kurt however, oh heâs on to whatâs going down the second it starts, and he is not here for this. He is so not about to let someone else go through with something he just did. Â
Everyone else is happy for them - even bitter old Tina - but Kurt has to speak now or forever hold his peace. He tries to sell it as being too young (the show is going to continually try to sell us that, too - but I have a hard time with /that/ being the sole reason Kurt and Blaine had issues, but whatever). Really - letâs call a spade a spade -- Kurt just got to be on the other end of witnessing a sweet and loving proposal, and itâs a jagged (ha!) reminder of what he no longer has -- and hiding behind his belief that he did the right thing. Â
Side note - for him, it was the right thing at the time. He wasnât ready to be married because he hadnât worked through some of his own issues. But, Brittany and Santana - arenât him. So itâs not his place to stand up and say that itâs not. Â
But he does anyway -- thinking that maybe heâll spare them the pain that heâs been and is going through -- or trying to validate some of his own crappy decisions. Either way - Santana is not happy about it - I mean, really, if she had stepped all over his proposal, he would have shredded her alive. Â
The Smack Down
So, even Rachel - who went through her own failed engagement, is telling Kurt that he should probably be supportive. But Kurt doesnât want to - because itâs a horrible decision. And that makes me wonder, Kurt - what was horrible -- getting engaged? Or calling it off? Câmon kiddo - get there. Anyway - Santana stops them in their tracks, and sheâs about to put on the verbal smack down. And hereâs where I take a second to tell all the rest of you Kurt fans to -- calm down. Â
Seriously. Santana has been known to use her viciousness on everyone in the show, and Iâd argue that her worst stuff was used on Finn (and maybe Brody) and sometimes Rachel. And while no one ever has gotten it in one big bundle like this, I donât thin itâs out of character and, you know what, itâs meant to be hurtful. And I donât hate Santana for it. Kurt needs to learn to have some humility and Santanaâs going to teach him a little of that here. Â
Not to mention that Kurtâs annoyed by Santana - but not really hurt by her. Because you know what? Some of it is pretty true. And while Iâm not a fan of Santanaâs bullying antics in general, I donât think most of what she says is unfair. And seriously - you shouldnât project your own issues on someone elseâs relationship. So, letâs break this rant down.Â
Judgmental geroniphile with a mouth like a catâs ass. -- Okay, I donât agree with the last part, but he is judgmental and does enjoy old people.Â
Shrill (sometimes) and self-aggrandizing about being the apex of gay culture -- so fourth wall break here - thatâs at the Klainers, not at Kurt (is this why you guys are mad? Câmon, Brittana fans got it much worse from the writers). I donât agree that the writers should pick on the audience or fans - but there is a small selection of fans who hid behind the gay rights stuff just so that they could see Klaine kiss more and god letâs save that issue for another day...
Looks like they removed their first row of dentures when they smile -- well thatâs a Chris physical feature that he canât change. Actors need to have thick skin about this - and Iâm pretty sure Chris has been called worse.Â
Dresses like one of Andy Dickâs elaborate wet dreams - lol, okay what does this even mean? Not really anythingÂ
A breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray - lol, okay thatâs kind of funny. Â
Has an obsession with old people - She covered this already, câmon Santana stop being redundant and get some better jokes!Â
Drapes himself on pianos and sings old lady songs -- and letâs face it, this is true, and we all love him for it
Sexless, self-centered, baton twirler - Well - the sexless thing is kinda funny to me only because so many general audience (and the gay community) claimed Kurt was being neutered by the show - but Iâd argue against that, hard core. He definitely loves sex - and really, Santana knows that. Self-centered - sure, but they all are. Baton twirler? Well he prefers twinkle tube. ;)
He only knows three dance moves. Letâs be real - this is true. And hilarious. Â
Santanaâs final point brings it around to - donât throw your issues onto my life, and she is right in saying that, tbh. Â
The only other thing I find interesting about this scene is that she frames her rant as if to tell him why Blaine doesnât want to be with him. Kurt may have broken off the engagement, but Blaine was the one who didnât want to get back together - and I feel like this point is often looked over when I see discussions of season 6. Kurt wanted to get Blaine back and was told no - and he has to deal with that, and heâs not doing a very good job of it. And that kind of ties into what Brittany will say later on in the episode, and why Kurt will try dating in the Hurt Locker episodes. Â
Get your crap together Kurt Hummel!
(More thoughts on Santanaâs Rant)
The Lesbians of Candy
Iâm not sure how or why these two ended up backstage together - but here they are. Brittany and Kurt have always had a kind of sweet and oddball sibling-ish relationship with each other. And I kind of like that Kurt feels he can be a little more emotionally open with Brittany (lord knows heâs not doing that with Rachel apparently). Â
The thing here is that - he actually apologizes about the proposal - which is huge for him! He thinks Santana and Brittany are good together (or maybe heâs just saying that, I have no idea), and that he considers them to be like he and Blaine - which Brittany points out isnât true, cause they arenât together. Â
And thatâs when Kurt reveals how he really feels - he thinks of them as, god dare I say, on a break. That he feels that theyâre on a path to eventual reconciliation. (He also claims that heâs bitter and that no one should get married until theyâre thirty -- the show is really trying to sell us this line of reasoning, huh. I mean it does kind of go along with his issues during the Finchel engagement, but I still donât fully buy it). And this is when Brittany breaks some really crappy news - harsh enough that Kurt is physically winded by it -- that Blaine moved in with Karofsky.Â
After a funny little beat about Uhauls mounting Mopeds - Brittany actually gives him some sound advice. That Kurt needs to start moving on. Â
Kurt, again emotionally honest, says he doesnât want to do that - because if he does, heâll be admitting that things are over between the two of them, and he doesnât want that to be true. Â
And then Brittany says something thatâs actually kind of wise, tbh. She uses a metaphor about candy to demonstrate, but basically -- Kurt can remain in love with Blaine all he wants, and really, itâs fine - heâs not going to magically get over his feelings any time soon, nor should he be forced to. But -- he does have to manage to move on with his life and start living it. Harder done than said - but her point is valid. Kurtâs stuck in this sad place, and no one should be held back wishing and hoping for things to maybe or sorta work out. Â
Kind of like Burt said to Blaine in Season 4 - if things are meant to work out - they will. (Especially if itâs fiction, tbh, in non-fiction you do have to work at things.) But the point is - Blaine, for the moment anyway, has chosen Karofsky - and to make it serious with Karofsky. Kurtâs declared his intentions and thatâs about all he can do - the ball is in Blaineâs court now. Kurt does need to go live his life however that might be. Â
(Now - do I think he needed to date an old dude while waiting? No, but the writers needed to go meta so whatever...)Â
But lastly - I want to point out that Kurt living his life does not negate his feelings. As weâll see in a sec - Kurt very much and deeply loves Blaine. Thatâs not going to change the rest of the series. Â
The only thing throwing me off is Brittany -- cause here sheâs giving him sound advice to move on, and then later sheâs in with Sue about getting Kurt back together with Blaine. When did she do a 180? Or is this part of the plan? The writers kinda have dropped the ball with Brittany making any sense, tbh.Â
Reflection
So - here we get the writers kind of heavily hinting at something... I wonder what... ;)Â Â
Okay first of all though, Jane and Mason are singing a mashup of Head Over Feet/Will You Still Love Me -- which is gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. But hereâs the thing -- a lot of people (rightfully one could argue) say that Klaine doesnât have much of a musical arc in this season. And Iâd say - thatâs because other people are singing the songs. Yeah - thereâs a bit of flirtatiousness between Jane and Mason here - and itâs sweet, tbh. But this song is about Kurt and Blaine - and more so - itâs about Kurtâs feelings about Blaine. Â
There are two aspects of this song -- the Carole part -- will you still love me tomorrow? the song asks. Kurtâs heart is broken, heâs just learned that Blaineâs moved in with someone else -- is it over? Cause thereâs the second part of this -- the Alanis part, Head over Feet - an underrated love song if I might say so. Itâs about someone being so sure and so great with their love that they feel clear headed -- and it kind of is a nod to the depth of Kurtâs love. Heâs not going to run out and follow Brittanyâs advice this second - but even when he does try to move on, this song is closer to his heart. Â
And if the song and Kurtâs growing sense of emotion during it isnât enough...
THEY GIVE US A FREAKINâ KLAINE FANVID! Which really isnât for Kurt - itâs for us, a narrative tool showing that no matter what is said in this episode, Klaine is so not done. Â
But if we take it as Kurtâs memories - thereâs something fascinating going on here. Unlike last time when Kurt was visioning romanticism and sex (Come What May), here heâs remembering all the things -- friendship and humor and sucky, sucky moments, but also promises of forever. And I think this is when Kurt finally, really gets it - that itâs not about needing to wait until a certain time and being stubborn about that. Itâs knowing that, hey, sometimes life sucks - even with your partner - and youâve got to roll with it because the highs out weigh the lows, and you canât just run away from them. Â
But also - Kurtâs worried that it might be too late, though, even if it is, he cannot change the depth of the love in his heart. Â
(I love this little bit - and it might be one of my favorite Klaine bits in the entire show!)Â
And also - Kurtâs visibly crying by the end of it. A reminder that Kurt doesnât outwardly show his emotions very often, but also that there are very few people who can get under his shell. Santana couldnât penetrate it with that lengthy and horrible rant earlier. But Blaine? Blaineâs sweetness and kindness and love has unexpectedly always ended up back in Kurtâs heart, and he really canât run from it. And he no longer will. Â
Anyway - at the end of the scene, Kurt puts back on his armor and charges in at Jane and Mason. I totally disagree with all of his assessments - thereâs a ton of simple complexity here - and they donât need choreography to make this number valuable - but Kurtâs lashing out (as Rachel calls him out on) because heâs emotionally compromised, and heâs trying to direct that at something else than his own broken heart.Â
You know itâs kinda crazy when Rachel of all people can call him out on his emotional bullshit. Good for her.Â
Side note - later, when the girls are talking to Becky, Santana hits the nail on the head when she says - real relationships happen when you stop being the person you think the other person wants and just be yourself. Blaineâs finally learned that he hard way - and now, so has Kurt.  And theyâll be better people and have a better relationship because of it. Â
Check Your Baggage
So much later, Kurt comes back to Rachel to apologize. And meta the situation for me so I donât have to! He says straight up that his break up is effecting him, and he shouldnât let it in a teaching situation, and itâs also causing him to grab for control in inappropriate places - like while teaching, and with the Brittana proposal. Thanks Kurt! Saves me the time of having to spell it out through subtext. Â
And then Rachel says Kurtâs tough love approach worked in their favor. **headdesk** okay whatever show - just do your own rules... itâs season six, I donât care anymore.Â
And then Hummelberry decide that theyâre gonna be good teaching partners. Um, was this an issue - were they fighting and I just missed it? Show, do you even know what youâre doing anymore? Doesnât matter anyway - cause in a few episodes, Willâs gonna be back and who cares.Â
So - at the end, Kurt and Rachel give this whole speech about how you can be different and come at things with different ideas and opinions, but that makes you wonderful and unique and special, and still work as a team. As Kurt says - Mash Ups arenât always pretty. Â
And then they break into what could be an anthem for the show - Youâve Got a Friend/You Live You Learn. Â
Before I get to the song, though, letâs point out that Santana and Kurt are pretty happy and chummy with each other at the end. Santana said her peace and Kurt apologized, and thatâs all water under the bridge, so no worries there. Â
But the mash up, yeah, I like this one. Cause one part of it is about having friends when you need them, and the other part is about growing up and living and learning a whole ton along the way. Itâs really well done. Â
In fact - I think all the songs in this episode are really well done. This entire episode is, actually, really well done. And, while itâs subtle, Kurtâs worked out some of his shit in this episode. Itâs really a pretty good (albeit angsty) one. See - season 6 isnât all bad! :)Â
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