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fuqnia · 2 months ago

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SP Main Four + butters !College AU Relationship Headcanons

[☆] A/N | hii guys! i recently hit 500 likes on tumblr and i'm like so speechless... i never wouldve thought people would be interested in reading my stupid little writing hehe, so tysm! my long fic, most wanted, is coming to a close soon, and I have been working on another longfic that's a fem!reader insert x main 4 boys in college! i'm also probably going to write a more realistic/sadder headcanons, because this one was toothachingly sweet </3

[☆] C/W | NSFW under the cut, this is also for f!reader, but i'm open to writing a gn!reader or m!reader in the future

[☆] check out my !college au headcanons for the boys + butters here!

☆ stan marsh

hopeless romantic

will definitely do the most cheesy things for you

has a mixtape of songs that remind him of you

writes love letters, but never gives them to you

feels everything deeply, he's a big ol' baby

late night talks about his fears and dreams

craves emotional intimacy and trust w/ you

super duper attentive to your needs

will put you over himself

overthinks

enjoys laid-back dates! like movie dates, thrifting, strolls

gets jealous reallyyy easily

wont outright admit it tho

very insecure, if someone flirts with u, he'll just sulk LOL

avoids confrontations at all costs

not afraid to cry in front of you

vomits on you if you do something really provocative to him

always offer his jacket/hoodie to you

loves holding your hand

laces his fingers thru yours and swings your hands

goofy ah grin when you surprise him with kisses

big on cuddling

gets super flustered when his friends teases him about you

obsessed with your laugh

keeps a picture of you in his wallet

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sooo nervous during your first time with him

very eager to please!

takes his time learning what you like

kisses every inch of your body

starts with your lips and works his way down

definitely a soft dom

"does this feel good?" "tell me if you want me to stop"

loves holding your hand while in you

eats your p out like your his last meal

i think he would be more into receiving than giving, but doesn't mind giving at all!

gets shy when you compliment him and tell him how good he is making you feel

prefers gentle sex, unless you want it rough

his entire body flushes red when you tease his cock

like palming thru his shorts, or pressing quick kisses to his tip

loves to cum in your mouth

goes crazy if he gets to paint your face tho

i'm sorry but this man is into creampies...

gets turned on when you're really emotional/crying from him pleasuring you

favorite position is definitely cowgirl

definitely an ass man, loves squishing/pinching your skin

kisses your forehead, cheeks and lips after going down on you

i think he would also be kinda quiet, wouldn't let out that many moans

☆ kyle broflovski

shows his love thru actions rather than words

remembers every anniversary, even the little ones :)

makes detailed itineraries for dates

even though he's a yapper, he definitely enjoys listening to you

fiercely loyal

takes no disrespect towards you

ready to work anyone's shit as so much as they look at you funny

probably would like someone who would challenge him intellectually

needs you to have the same core values as him

DO NOT DO PDA WITH THIS MAN

he will just look at you with pure disgust if you even attempt to...

but will secretly hold hands under the table or sneak a kiss when no one is looking

puts too much pressure on himself to be perfect for you

always notices this little things about you

oh you changed your nail color? you applied your makeup differently?

will blush like crazy when you compliment him

awkwardly rubs the back of his neck

will get irrationally jealous

tries to hide it by cracking sarcastic jokes

writes you long thoughtful texts when your apart, updates you about his day, asks you how yours went

becomes super attentive when your sad or stressed

wraps you in a blanket, makes you tea

i feel like he'd hate the feeling of having a crush

but once he's in a relationship, lowkey a romantic, buy you books he'd think you'd like, jewelry that compliments your skin tone

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overthinks everything at first

constantly asks "is this okay? are you sure?"

like i said, super attentive, he needs to make sure you're okay

loves eye contact while fucking you

gets really shy when you take control but secretly loves it

prefers slow deliberate strokes and touches

has a thing for neck kisses– both giving and receiving

talks your through it

"you're perfect" "you feel so good"

gets competitive if you tease him about lasting longer

please kiss his freckles... he'll go absolutely feral

not afraid to leave hickeys, scratches or nail prints on you

wrap your legs around his waist, your arms around his neck and his life is yours LOL

i think missionary would be his favorite position

needs to see your face

it's his life mission to make you squirt...

loves fingering you

sit on his face ?

super embarrassed about his moans, but lets it out anyways lmfao

loves your titties, no matter the size

will beg you to let him cum in you

☆ kenny mccormick

we all know kenny is a natural flirt

will wink, smirk, and use cheesy pick-up lines to make you blush

loves physical affection

always has an arm around your waist

makes you laugh constantly

goes to extreme lengths to see you smile, whether it's his silly pranks or grand gestures

draws little hearts and doodles on your notebooks/texts

if he's super bored, he'll draw on your skin lmfao

super duper protective— he'll walk you home late at night and make sure you're always safe

loves taking you on adventurous dates, especially sneaking into places you're not supposed to be

calls you "babe," "sweetheart," or "princess" with that drawl of his hehe

not above embarrassing himself, will write cringe worthy poems or songs and serenade you

immediately notices when you're a little bit off

pulls you into a hug, rubbing your back

buys you little trinkets and steals snacks from eric, saying, "i saw this and thought of you!"

obsessed with kissing you, he'll lean in for a quick peck and smirks when he notices your smile

immediately goes back in for a longer kiss

i think he's super good at braiding hair, and loves playing with yours!

please wear his band tees <3

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super duper confident, definitely knows what he's doing

loves teasing you, using soft kisses and touches to drive you crazy before giving in

worships your body, tracing every curve with his lips and hands

like kyle, adores it when you take charge and being at your mercy

whispers dirty things in your ear, his voice low and sultry

"you're so fuckin' beautiful babe, I can't get enough of you."

VOCAL AS FUCK ! he'll groan, sigh, whisper your name, letting you know exactly how good you're making him feel

has a downright pornographic moan....

obviously a boob guy, he'll suck and manhandle your tits like there's no tomorrow

will cop a feel secretly infront of others as well LOL

also a thigh and neck guy—he'll kiss, nip, and mark you like he's marking a claim on you

definitely cums alot.... i'm sorry lmfao

dirty as fuck as well... spits in your mouth, puts his fingers in your mouth, making you suck him

taps his tip against your tongue, smearing his precum all over your lips

a big fan of sloppy toppy, grabbing your hair and face fucking you

he's tew good with his tongue... and so so messy when eating you out

will not hold back with his noises, literally slurping ???

loves loves loves overstimulation

favorite position is mating press, loves looking at where you guys connect

cusses when he cums

will crack some corny joke afterward to make you laugh,

"so... we're pretty good at this, huh?" and giggles like a schoolgirl

loves cuddling afterwards!

☆ eric cartman

definitely does grand gestures

brags to everyone about being in a relationship

"yeah, she's lucky to have me."

nobody believes that...

hates PDA in theory, but secretly loves it when you grab his hand or kiss his cheek

he'll complain, but his blushing face gives him away

sends you the most random memes and videos throughout the day as his way of saying he's thinking abt you <3

gets ridiculously competitive when it comes to impressing you

if someone else buys you flowers, he'll show up with a bouquet and stuffed animal, screaming profanities at the other person

jealousss to the max

glares daggers at everyone he perceives a threat, coming up with some sick and twisted plan is his head to take 'em down

gets super pouty when you tease him, but loves the banter between the two of you "i'm not fat, i'm big-boned and you know it!"

will absolutely demand you come over to "study", but in reality he just wants to spend time with you hehehe

has a soft spot when you baby him a little

like brushing his hair or adjusting his hoodie, he'll pretend to hate it but he's melting inside

if you're upset, he'll try to cheer you up in his own weird way...

usually a mix of crude jokes and awkward affection ??

please don't cry infront of him, he'll just panic

keeps a picture of you on his phone as his lock screen, and gets super defensive if anyone points it out

"shut up kahl! it's not even a big deal!"

gaslights the hell out of you, but eventually gives in when he realizes you'll just gaslight him back

will bring you up in any and every conversation, and doesn't care if it annoys the fuck out of his friends

proudly shows off your achievements and loudly declare that you're the bestest girlfriend in the world !

until you piss him off...

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talks a big game about being dominant and kinky

but he's secretly all about soft and sensual moments with you <3

loves loves loves being in control, rarely lets you take the lead

he needs to boost his ego somehow!

will grab your jaw to force you to look at him, his nails pressing hard into your cheeks

"awe, my poor baby is being fucked too dumb, can't even speak properly"

i'm sorry, but this man never shuts up in bed

whether it's dirty talk or low/breathy moans, he's always yapping

really mean too ):

depending on his mood, he'll either take you to pound town, or just veryy lazy sex

gets flustered if you tell him how good he's making you feel, and fails majorly covering it up

"well, duh. i'm amazing."

loves leaving hickeys—he'll mark you in places just barely hidden, so you're always reminded your his.

obsessed with the fat of your ass and tits, doesn't matter the size—he's all about kisses and touches

will 100% lose focus if you whisper in his ear

his cocky demeanor crumbles instantly, and he's completely at your mercy

gets embarrassed easily if you get too emotional, crying and pawing at his chest that you feel too good

this man does not own a single condom... he'll just pull out and paint your stomach

edges you when he's in a particularly bad mood, and only gives in when you're begging

definitely prefers receiving over giving, but likes the feeling of your walls clamping down on his fingers

asks you to stick out your tongue so he can see the load he blew LMFAOO WHY DID I WRITE THIS

i can't decide if he'd prefer doggy style or cowgirl, so ig just depends on his mood?

has a secret stash of candles or mood lighting for when things get "serious"

will deny deny deny it if anyone ever finds out.

his aftercare is surprisingly sweet— he'll tuck you in, grab snacks, and make sure you're comfortable before he starts pretending he doesn't care <3

☆ butters stotch

is THE definition of doting boyfriend

he'll write you sweet notes and hide them in your bag for you to find later

always asks for your opinion on everything

from what outfit he should wear to what movie the two of you should watch

he just wants to make you happy 😭

blushes like crazy when you compliment him, his hands fidgeting nervously as he stammers out a thank you

will call you every nickname under the sun

"sweet pie," "honeybunch," "cutie patootie"

he's so genuine it's impossible not to grab his cheeks and smile

loves holding hands—it makes him feel safe and connected to you

like stan, he'll swing your arms as you walk, grinning ear to ear

will apologize profusely for the tiniest things, even if it's not his fault

"oh, gosh, i’m sorry! did I step on your toe?"

keeps a running list of all your favorite things so he can surprise you with thoughtful gifts or dates!

if you're upset, he'll bake you cookies or cupcakes and sit with you until you feel better

"it's okay to cry, you know. i'm here."

absolutely adores cuddling, but gets super shy at first

once he's comfortable, he's wrapping you in the coziest of hugs

brings you flowers he picked from the campus quad, tied with a little ribbon

"i hope you like ‘em! i thought they were real purdy."

gets starry-eyed whenever you talk about your dreams or passions

he's your biggest cheerleader and believes you can do anything!

definitely giggles as you try to kiss all over his face

allows you to paint his nails, so you both can match

kisses your scratches/bruises whenever you get hurt, then patches you up himself

takes candid photos of you, so he'll always remember the feeling of moments with you <3

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don't let this man fool you...

he'll act all nervous and shy at first

he'll blush bright red when you undress in front of him

he'll nervously kiss every inch of your skin, murmuring soft compliments as he goes

he'll shyly ask, "is it okay if i touch you there?"

like he's not about to have you begging for him to keep going

once he realizes how much you're into it, he flips a switch

suddenly his shy little kisses turn into biting your lip

pinning you down

murmuring in a low voice, "i'll take care of you, baby"

he'll start slow, watching you squirm under his touch

but he's secretly enjoying the power of making you lose control

SLEEPER AGENT OF KINK

you think he's all soft neck kisses and hand-holding

then he's tugging your hair, love bites on your shoulder

and growling in your ear, "you like that, don't you?"

his hands, his mouth, and his cock alternate between gentle and rough to keep you on edge <3

the moans he'll let out would be so loud and unrestrained

completely enamored with your body

big fan of overstimulation

thrives on praise

eager to learn as well!!

positions where he can see everything—your expressions, your body, the way you react to his touch—drive him wild

not afraid to try something new!

and when it's all over, he's right back to his soft and sweet self

kissing your forehead and pulling you into his arms like he wasn't doing unspeakable things to you five minutes ago.

can you still guess who my favorite is... 💀 also i'm so sorry for whatever this was

#south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park main four #south park college au #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #butters stotch x reader #south park #sp college au #south park headcanons

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starkspondwater · 2 months ago

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I Want To Know You- Kyle Broflovski x Insecure!Shy!Reader

Part 1 x , Part 3 x, Part 4 x

It's the Monday after the party, and all Kyle wants is to talk to the girl that's been on his mind all weekend

a/n: Hey hi! This is a fluffy continuation of Party Game Kisses, also manically written during a boring day at work.

SFW and a little fluffy!

Walking through the hallways of school that next Monday felt…odd to you. You had attended your first (and probably only) party and had not only spoken to the object of your little heart’s unsung affection, but had your first kiss with him too! All of that you could allow yourself to feel good about, it wasn’t as though anyone would actually be able to know or tell that all of that had happened. You were pretty sure those among the circle spinning the bottle were too drunk to care anyhow. Today, however, you felt as though there were eyes on you, despite the fact that glancing around showed no one’s stares. Taking a swift detour into the bathroom, you peered into one of the mirrors looking for anything that might be cause for concern.

(H/C) shoved into a clip and a mostly bare face stared back at you. Eyes looking down, you saw that your clothes looked fine as well. As far as you knew, there was nothing out of place. Perhaps you were growing paranoid with all the increased activity, which means surely it would go away as things settled.

Walking into homeroom and slinging your bag down by your seat, you settled in for the morning. Chatter filled the air as student’s filed in with the warning bell ringing overhead, one in particular caught your eye of course. Strolling in with his group of friends was Kyle Broflovski, his familiar green hat perched atop his head and a stray ginger curl poking out at one side. This was normal, seeing him in the mornings and getting the usual butterflies. What wasn’t normal was him looking directly back at you, a small smile on his face nearly causing you to choke on your own spit. A warm flush crossed your cheeks as you quickly looked away. To your horror, this did not just happen once, but three separate times throughout the half hour you spent there. Every time you glanced over, you were met with green eyes looking back. ‘What in the hell is happening?’ you thought, trying to keep your cool.

Alternatively, Kyle felt over the moon! The morning after the party he had decided to look up the shy girl that had captured his interest, surprised to find that you both were already facebook friends. ‘I might have a little social media problem if I can’t even recall who I'm friends with…’ but the thought quickly got shoved to the back of his mind as he clicked on your profile.

Your profile picture was a simple shot of you at some family event, he assumed, smile pointed at the camera waiting to be captured. Scrolling, he saw a few pictures you had posted of books you were reading, good food, and of some things around town, normal things one would expect on any profile. To his growing surprise (which really, he knew little to nothing about you. Everything is a surprise at this point) he saw a few game related memes shared with you as well as some of your comments on them. So you liked games, he smiled at the thought, happy to find something in common with you at least!

This Monday Kyle had a mission. He really wanted to talk with you and maybe possibly sort of gauge your interest in him. After all, it wouldn’t do to just humiliate himself in front of a girl he liked…again. He found you easily that morning, his tall form allowing him to see you flitting between bustling students as you made your way around. He really could not understand how he hadn’t noticed you like this before, at least to this extent. Your hips swung as you walked, bringing out curves that you seemed to try to hide behind a baggy jacket. He quickly recalled just how those curves felt under his hands days before, he knew just what you were hiding. Following the rest of his classmates into the room, he met your eyes, and to his glee, you blushed.

He didn’t even care about the guys ripping on him later, he was enamored. In between times he did manage to meet your gaze you looked so thoughtful, worrying your bottom lip with your teeth and bringing back memories of how plush and soft they felt against his own. When the bell rang he stood and turned with the intent to hopefully speak to you, only to see a completely empty seat. This…might be harder than he thought.

Despite having short legs, you made quick work of getting to your next class. With every breath, embarrassment filled your lungs as you tried to calm down. You had been caught more than once staring, and each time a smile graced his lips. He must’ve thought it funny, you were sure, kissing the little invisible girl and then catching her making eyes at him in class was sure to bring a laugh to any of those guys. Shame wanted to rise up into your belly but as the bell rang and the teacher began to speak, you buckled in for 45 minutes of history and shoved down your anxious thoughts.

“So are you going to tell me why you were practically gawking at (Y/N) this morning?” Kenny sat beside Kyle in 3rd period and was not about beating around the bush. Kyle, for all his confidence in dealing with his friends, actually looked bashful, scratching the back of his neck.

“I just thought she was pretty is all-”

“Oh yeah, those sweater puppies are something, huh! What do you think, she a double D or something?”

“Kenny!” Kyle’s red face shut up the blond who was midway to cupping his own hands to his chest. “We talked a bit at Clyde’s party and I just think she’s nice…”

“Who?” Stan leaned back in his seat, head tilted to better see the other two. Despite the warning glare from Kyle, Kenny put on his best shit-eating grin and answered the raven haired boy.

“(Y/N), that girl Kyle keeps trying to penetrate with his eyes-” “Kenny!” Kyle slammed his head down on his desk as his two friends laughed, lightly chatting across his head.

By lunch, Kyle was beginning to think you were avoiding him. Being tall has its advantages, and searching over a sea of people flooding the hall he spotted you quickly. Yet, within seconds, it kept seeming as though you were…actively fleeing? Everyone had to eat, though, and his gaze wandered over the cafeteria with purpose.

“She won’t be in here.” Stan’s voice broke his concentration.

“Huh?” Kyle felt his ears heat up at being caught. Stan knew he might be chewed out for helping his friend and ‘telling his business,’ as the red head would put it, regardless of how good the information was. So be it, he thought.

“I just thought you might want to talk to her is all, so I asked around. Wendy said she normally eats in the library.” Kyle said nothing, stuck between betrayal at Stan and excitement to see you. He sighed, it wouldn’t do to lose his temper at this point, no matter the reason.

The library was silent, devoid of the usual light chatter of students studying or hanging out. Kyle kept his steps light, something telling him that you were easily spooked like a deer. The tables that sat in the open area of the large room were completely empty as well as the small closed off computer room attached to one wall. Disappointment was an understatement for how he felt. He at least wanted to say a simple “hello,” or “how are you?” but he messed that up entirely. Just as he passed the last row of shelves, something caught his attention, making him back pedal a few steps. There, sitting on the floor in the corner, a book in one hand and a small sandwich in the other, was you.

Kyle slowly approached, though it became apparent you would not notice him at all, too engrossed in the bound world in front of you. He observed you for a minute, taking in every detail from your small hands that somehow deftly maneuvered your book as you ate, to the way your eyes devoured the words on the page, and again how you kept biting your bottom lip. Crouching down, he softly said “Hey.”

You yelped, dropping both your book onto the floor and your sandwich into your lap. Eyes wide, you stared at the boy in front of you that looked just as shocked as you with your outburst.

“Oh God, shit, I- I didn’t mean to scare you!” Kyle looked panicked as he tried to fix the situation. Looking down, he picked up the discarded book, his own hands making it look much smaller than it had looked within your own. He briefly thought about how it may feel to hold them before he took a big breath, gingerly offering you the book. “I just wanted to say hi.”

“Hi,” you gently took the book, hugging it to your chest. “I’m sorry, I just don’t normally, uh, see anyone in here at lunch.” You fiddled a bit with the edges of the pages as you spoke.

“It can get pretty noisy in the cafeteria, I get it,” Kyle chuckled, and a pleasant feeling filled your chest. “What are you reading?” He sat back, crossing his legs. This startled you for a moment, he could see that, but thankfully, you kept speaking.

“It’s just an old fantasy book, like one of the cheesy ones from the 90’s or something,” you said, holding out the cover for him to see. It honestly looked like something one would find painted onto the side of a van, making him grin. “It’s not bad though, just kind of a fun read.”

“It looks fun,” Kyle said, trying to wrack his brain for what to say in order to keep you talking. “Do you…Do you normally read fantasy?” At this you perked up.

“I do, but I like to try other genres when I can…” and to Kyle's delight, you spent the rest of lunch talking to him.

At the end of the day, the green capped teen cornered you at your locker.

“Hey, I really enjoyed lunch,” he said shyly.

“I did too,” You tucked a piece of hair behind your ear and flushed. “You could eat with me again…if you’d like?” You swore your heart stopped beating as he beamed at you.

“Actually, I wanted to ask you something…” glancing back at his friends Kyle saw Stan give him a quick thumbs up while Kenny wildly motioned for him to keep talking to you. Cartman, to his credit, just raised an eyebrow instead of shouting something to embarrass his ginger friend. “I was going to get tickets to that new movie for Friday…would you want to see it with me?” With each word his face grew more and more red, and by the end was just starting to hide the light smattering of freckles across the bridge of his nose.

It took you a moment to realize that he was asking you on a date. A funny feeling settled on the bottom of your stomach and all you could think was Why? He was leagues above you, which you thought you established with him the other night. You weren’t anything special, you rarely talked to anyone in class, and hell, you didn’t even think he knew your name before Saturday night.

“Why me?” your voice felt small, as though trapped in a cage within your throat. At his confused expression, you pressed on. “I’m sure you remember what I said at the party…when we were in the closet, y’know, when we…” you trailed off. Understanding filled Kyle's features before he took on a look of determination.

“I find you incredibly interesting…and pretty. Really, really pretty. I was actually looking for you at lunch, that’s why I was in the library. I wanted to get to know you more…” You looked up with wide eyes. The tall boy in front of you just called you pretty. This boy, who played sports, who had so many friends, who was funny and witty, who could have any girl here, wanted to get to know you.

“Uh, then yes! Yes I would like to go out with you.” Your face might have felt on fire, but it still split into a wide smile, matching Kyle’s.

“Awesome! I’ll pick you up at 7!” and with that he turned and sauntered off to his friends.

“Nice, dude!” Stan patted his shoulder while Kenny whooped, muffled by his parka. Kyle felt on cloud 9 until Cartman spoke up.

“Did you even get her number, Jew?” he said with a smirk, causing Kyle to immediately freeze. “Thought so, dumbass.” The other two boys laughed as Kyle sheepishly made his way back to you, rectifying his mistake. He couldn’t feel too bad though, he had a date!

#south park #south park fanfiction #kyle broflovksi x you #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #south park x reader #south park x you #i get so anxious posting

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things-stankyle-probably-said · 5 months ago

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stan marsh, lying next to kyle who is asleep: Nice. kyle broflovski, still asleep: *Cuddles closer to Stan* stan marsh, holding back tears: N I C E.

#south park #sp style #stankyle #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #post

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tubzthelilbeeboy · 7 months ago

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Drawings from camp! looking back, I didn't like 90 percent of my Tommy art so u only get a bit. But there's a lotta Stan Marsh too- 😭

These are my favorites cuz obviously this isn't all I drew in the span of 6 weeks 😭 enjoyyy

I was going thru my drawings from camp and there is so much C!Tommy- my lord its concerning lol maybe ill drop the camp art soon. Mostly DSMP doodles tho :3 and some beeduo mermaid au shit cuz I was bored

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southangel · 1 year ago

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hi lovely! ive really been enjoying your works, may i request nsfw alphabet with kyle? 🤭

Kyle Broflovski NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: NSFW content, MDNI

Notes: Thank you for the compliment!! I hope this doesn’t get out late, I haven’t released anything in a while.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Kyle is the most caring out of the main 4.

He would clean you up with a damp towel first, then running a warm bath or shower of your choice.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kyle’s favorite body part for himself would be his eyes.

He loves how with a single look at you, you could be experiencing so many feelings.

His favorite body part for you would probably be your whole face.

Kyle loves everything about your face, especially how your expressions change so fast while he’s doing various things to the rest of your body.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically...)

Kyle isn’t a messy person, so he doesn’t really know how to deal with cum.

His cum would be thin but a little thick, it would stain pretty easily.

He doesn’t want to cum inside of you on purpose, so the best he can do is your stomach.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kyle has probably has thoughts of being bottom.

He has before, but he wants to be a submissive bottom.

He wants to see you in control, he’ll never say anything about it though.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Definitely not experienced.

Kyle has no idea what he’s doing, so he hopes he treats you right.

He learns fast though, so you’ll probably be crying under him a week from your first time with him.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Kyle’s favorite position would probably be missionary.

It’s a classic, but it gets the job done.

His favorite part is how he’s still able to see your cute face, but he’s always open to trying new positions.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely serious.

I don’t think he sees anything funny in the moment. He’s making love to you, nothing much.

The most Kyle will joke with you is just with his teasing, that’s it.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Kyle is well groomed with not much hair down there, probably a bit darker than his hair color.

Not much to say on this one.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

Probably the most romantic out of everyone else.

Kyle wants to make this moment perfect for you, with every move he makes.

It doesn’t matter if you do this often or not, he is wants to make you feel special in every way.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I don’t think Kyle would jack off much.

Maybe if he was extremely sexually frustrated and you aren’t nearby, that would be the only time.

He would be louder when jacking off rather than having sex, maybe because you aren’t there.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Probably praise, have you seen Kyle?

He loves knowing that he’s doing something right.

Other than that, angry sex, which might lead to degradation as well.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Best place would be his room, he wants to he comfortable while it happens.

Kyle will probably stay away from public areas, he doesn’t like to risk things too much like that.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Whenever he’s frustrated or just annoyed in general.

Kyle is pretty easy to get heated up, and it’s natural for him to want to take out his anger.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Kyle will never do you with his parents around, never:

That’s the last thing he would do, doesn’t matter if they’re sleeping or even out in the. backyard.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Kyle prefers giving.

It makes him happy giving to you, when you’re pleasured so is he.

He cares more about you than himself, so he tries to learn everything about you so that he knows what you like and what you don’t.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Definitely more on the slow and sensual side.

There are times where Kyle can be rough and fast, but he probably would need to be provoked at first.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Definitely prefers proper sex rather than quickies.

It’s not like he hates them, it’s just that with quickies he feels under pressure from how fast they are.

Kyle likes to take his time with you, you get the whole experience once he knows what he’s doing.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Kyle would prefer not to take risks, but if you’re open to it then he would experiment for you.

If any of the risks have to deal with going public or just risks of being caught in general, you can bet that he’ll refuse right away.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

Kyle can get tired easily on certain days, but be pretty fueled on others.

Most days he goes for 2 rounds, maybe an extra, but he keeps going until you’re satisfied.

He doesn’t mind going for a while, but eventually he’ll stop.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I don’t think Kyle would use toys.

He wouldn’t own them, he doesn’t want his parents to find them.

Not interested in using toys, at all.

If you want to use them, he doesn’t mind. Kyle just isn’t going to ask you to use them or not because he doesn’t care either way.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kyle would tease you, but not too bad.

Definitely does it often, but he feels a little bad once he does it for too long.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

More on the quiet side for sure.

Kyle could let out a few grunts and moans here and there, but nothing too loud.

You can make him get loud though, it’s just pretty rare.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Please pull on his hair.

Kyle LOVES it when you pull on his hair, no idea why.

It just gets him going even more.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

For Kyle, I would say about 5.1 inches, 13 centimeters.

He wouldn’t gain too much extra length when being hard, maybe just an inch or two.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High, but not too high.

If we were to put it on a scale, probably a 6/10.

Kyle does want his time with you often, but he isn’t that desperate.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Kyle would not fall asleep until you’re properly taken care of.

It doesn’t matter how tired you are, he’s going to clean you up first and make sure you’re all comfortable.

It’s not until after that he decides to finally fall asleep.

“I’m not leaving you until you’re all cleaned up, okay?”

#south park x reader #south park #south park x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader #south park smut #kyle x reader smut south park #kyle x reader smut #kyle x reader #south park kyle

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garden-of-bah · 2 months ago

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Hiiii can we have a vamp kyle and vamp butters (south park)

The vamp kids are cool, wish we got to see them more. Hope you enjoy these two, they were fun to make

Name/s: Kai, Pitch, Hollow

Age: 12

Pronouns: he/it/bite

Source: South Park

Genders: fanggender non-binary boy

Sexuality: bisexual

CisIDs: red hair, green eyes, American, Jewish

Mental/physical conditions: autism, OCD

Other labels: vamp kid

Faceclaim: @/m4rscreek @/raineedropzz

Front triggers: collared shirts, knives/swords, nighttime, being cold

Signoffs: -🌙💚, -🩸❤️

TransIDs: transVampire, transFangs, transTaller, transBPD, transHarmful

Personality: emotional, hotheaded, self conscious, intelligent, sarcastic, dry

Quirks: very easily frustrated, especially by normies and antis

Name/s: Batricia, Ebony

Age: chrono11 permaKid

Pronouns: she/they/bat/vamp

Source: South Park

Genders: batgender vampgender

Sexuality: pansexual

CisIDs: blue eyes, American, scars, traumatized

Mental/physical conditions: auDHD

Other labels: vamp kid

Faceclaim: @/vicchaosz

Front triggers: sweets, Sanrio/Hello Kitty, lacy skirts, singing

Signoffs: -🦇✨, -🌕🎶

TransIDs: transFeminine, transVampire, transBat, transFangs, transBlackHair, transCuteHarmful, permaKid

Personality: kind, genuine, naïve, whimsical, friendly, optimistic, creative, imaginative

Quirks: agreed to be vamp partially because she thought she would be able to turn into a bat. Still thinks it’ll happen once bat hits “vampuberty”

#pro radq #radq safe #radqueer #pro rq 🌈🍓#rq 🌈🍓#radq #radq interact #radqueer 🌈🍓#🌈🍓#build a headmate #build an alter #s: south park #c: kyle broflovski #c: butters stotch #sprout ; 🌱#bamboo ; 🎋#mod dee🌒

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parkaplayboy · 18 days ago

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75% || Chapter 2

stylenny x gender neutral reader

You're a senior in college during your final semester, but you find out that you're dangerously close to failing a class that you need to graduate. Lucky for you (or unlucky, depending on how you look at it) you get paired up with a tutor.

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PREVIOUS || NEXT

Wednesday 9:54 pm

You readjusted yourself under your blankets, doom scrolling through your social media. Science be damned, pre-bedtime social scrolling is necessary for a good night's rest. Unfortunately for you, a notification from your school email pops up on your screen, ripping your attention away from an exposé piece of an internet micro-celebrity you’ve never heard of.

‘ATTENTION! CAMPUS LIBRARY CLOSED TOMORROW..’

“What the hell, again?” Echoed from across the hall, tone indicating that you had about 15 seconds before your roommate was going to majestically barrel into your room. On cue, your roommate bursts into your room.

“You do know what knocking is, don’t you?” Evan rolls his eyes, fidgeting with the one of the trinkets you had on display. “Dude, we’ve been friends since diapers. Get over yourself.”

You scoffed. “What does that have- nevermind. What’s up?” Evan looks up at you, mindlessly tossing an eraser between his hands. “Library’s closed again.”

“We got the same notification, Ev. Why’s that so important all of a sudden? I wasn’t sure you knew where the library was located.” An eraser not-so-gently thrown hits your shoulder. “Well smartass, I planned on bringing Ciara over while you’re gone.” Evan states matter-of-factly.

You wrinkle your nose. “First off, TMI, Ev. I don’t need to know about you and your girlfriend’s sex-lives.” Evan interjects, in mock-defense. “Hey, I never said sex! It’s not my fault that you have an impure mind.”

“It was implied and you know it!“ Your phone buzzes on your bed. You grab it, not bothering to continue the mock argument.

1 New Email From: Kyle Broflovski

“Kyle just emailed me, probably to cancel the session.” You hesitate before clicking the notification, oddly anxious.

Hey, Y/N. Since the library is closed, do you mind moving the session to my apartment? You live in Dorm C don’t you? I can give you a ride, my house isn’t too far.

Oh! So you’re fucked. Cool, thanks Outlook.

“Holy shit.” Evan perks up from his leaned position on the wall. “What’s it say?” Your eyes scan over the sixteen words on your screen, reading and re-reading to make sure you read it correctly. “We’re studying at his house tomorrow.” For a split second, there’s silence. Then, Evan begins to laugh. “What could possibly be funny right now?” Evan holds up a finger towards you, the other hand held over his mouth as he tries to stifle his laughter. “You’re totally fucked, dude.”

Why are you friends with this guy, again? “Why am I friends with you again?” Evan grins. “I was the only one who supported your 8th grade emo phase.” Oh, right. You’re unfortunately stuck with him. “Yeah, you’re too much of a liability if I ghost you. Too much of my business would be at stake.” Evan laughs harder, shoulders shaking. “Same goes for you! I think I’d just have to like, kill you or some shit. You could take any average day in 10th grade and make a 10 part TikTok story time. I’d be fucked within the hour..”

“Okay, okay. Suicide pact if we ever decide to stop being friends. Now, what makes you say I’m fucked? Is it that bad?” You not so subtly ask. It’s one thing for you to say you’re fucked, but when other people can see it too is when it becomes a problem. “Okay well..” Evan trails off, taking a moment to think. “You remember Oliver from 11th grade?” Remember him? If only you could forget. You had the most sickening crush on him for the entirety of 11th grade. “Of fucking course I do. What’s your point?”

Evan, rolled his eyes, mouth twitching in vague annoyance. “Well, what you might not remember, is that every time you saw him you’d get all tongue twisted and trip over your own feet. It made it obvious to anyone with eyes that you had a crush on him.” Your face burned in embarrassment. “Exhibit A on why I can’t ghost you.” Evan ignores your comment, gearing up to speak again.

“You can not be casual to save your life, Y/N. There’s no way you’re gonna make it through tomorrow.” Evan pushing off your wall with his foot, walking towards your door. You throw a pillow at him as he exits. “I’m gonna call your mom and tell her you’re being mean to me! You know I have Lisa’s number!” The door shuts and footsteps retreat down the hall. “Tell her I said hi.”

You unlock your phone, only to be met with the daunting blank response email window. You chew on your lip as you scan your brain for a normal sounding response.

Hey Kyle! Y|

“No exclamation mark. It makes me sound desperate.”

Hey, Kyle. Yeah, sounds good to me. See ya th|

“See ya? What am I, a southern 5 year old?”

Hey, Kyle. Yeah, sounds good to me. See you tomorrow.

Good enough. Send.

Thursday at 4:47 pm

His car was just both exactly how you imagined it and somehow completely different at the same time. You assumed it to be barren, to which you were partly correct. The rest of the car was empty save for a half empty water bottle in the cupholder and two charms hanging off of his mirror. One being a tiara & the other being a sword. You toyed with the notion of asking him what they stood for but you decided against it. He also had one of those plug-in car fresheners that smelled like eucalyptus and mint.

“So, what’s your major?” Kyle turns his head slightly, to signify that he was listening to you but not fully taking his eyes off of the road. “I’m a Vet Medicine Major. I had a lot of pets growing up so I got really interested in their health from a young age..” You awkwardly trail off, choosing to stare at the road in front of you. “Dude, seriously? My boyfriend would freak out if he heard that,” Boyfriend? Of course he’s taken, he looks as good as an ethereal being on a bad day. “He’s a big animal lover. Y’know, when we were ten he protested a veal farm to the point that he didn’t eat for days.” Before you could respond, the car pulled into the driveway of his apartment. ‘Saved by the bell.’

You exit, wrapping around the car and trailing behind him towards the front door. Kyle stopped briefly to look at the sky. “Oh shit, I think it’s going to rain later.” Kyle reached into his pocket and inserted his key into the lock. “Kenny is at work and Stan is visiting his sister for the afternoon so we should be good to go.” You hum in response as he opens the door, padding inside. ‘Is Kenny the boyfriend or is Stan the boyfriend? Or both? Or neither?’ You try not to make it obvious as you damn near break your neck to look around the place. It’s messier than expected, especially compared to his car, but after finding out two other people live here the clutter makes sense.

Thursday at 7:09 pm

“All in all, you seem to have a good understanding of the material. Today was productive.” Kyle shut his laptop and slid it further onto the table as he spoke. “Yeah, it’s easier when I can directly ask questions, I think.” You responded, a small smile forming on your lips. The front door opened behind you, the sound of intense rain being amplified as a pair of footsteps entered the room. “And then, that stupid fucker had the audacity to ask me to comp his meal! Can you fuckin’ believe that, stan? I had half a mind to break the plate over his head- Oh, hey.”

You turn around, eyes landing on two men, just as drop dead gorgeous as their roomate. One of the men was a chubby man with blonde hair and black roots, the other being a shorter, thin, boy-ish looking guy. “Hey, Ky. Who’s this?” The one you assumed to be Stan, asked. “Oh, right! Stan, Kenny, this is Y/N the person I’m tutoring. Y/N, this is Stan and Kenny, my boyfriends.” You have to manually remember to breathe. ‘Boyfriends? Three of the world’s hottest men are dating? Am I fucking dreaming?’ If you were dreaming, it’d be more akin to a nightmare. You give a small polite wave, eyes switching between the two men. “You’re not about to drive are you? It’s coming down pretty hard out there.” Kyle groans. “Damn, really?”

“Hey,” Kenny called out from the kitchen that he at some point wandered into. “The Weather App says it’ll be over in an hour.” Kyle turns back to face where you’re sitting on the couch. “Do you mind sticking around for an hour?” What did you do to deserve this? Your plan was to study, make awkward small talk in the car, and bitch about your sad excuse of a love life to Evan. At this point, you wanted to fist fight whichever higher power allowed this to happen. Get some sort of retribution, but instead of challenging a deity to a duel, you just smiled and nodded.

You stayed where you were sitting previously, Kyle moving next to you, Stan sitting in the arm chair to your left with Kenny sitting on the floor in front of the chair allowing Stan to play with his hair. Idle conversation was had between the three, occasionally discussing something that you know, allowing you to chime in. After the previous topic died down, comfortable silence filled the room. Until Kyle spoke up. “Stan, Y/N’s a Vet Science.” Goddamnit. Stan perked up, briefly letting go of the strands of hair between his fingers. “Dude, no way! That’s so sick! Are you planning on opening a practice? Or do you plan on going the more scientific route?” You flush slightly, not expecting to be put on the spot. “Uh, yeah definitely the more scientific route. I’ve interned at the local humane society’s med lab a few times and plan on applying there after graduation.” Stan nodded his head as he listened, the single black cross earring dangling as nodded. “Seriously? I volunteered there recently! Did you meet Mark? Oh my god, he’s so annoying,” You watched Stan as he spoke, and as much as you’d have liked to take in any of the information he was saying, he was just so goddamn pretty. How’s that meme go? “Whatever you say handsome”? You nod, occasionally throwing in a ‘mhm’ or a ‘yeah’ to show that you’re listening.

The rest of the conversation went smoothly, learning more about the three of them. You could tell that they’d been friends before partners with the way their chemistry flowed so well. It almost made you jealous. Okay, it definitely made you jealous. You went into this house with one unattainable crush, and you came out with an additional two. Just the kind of shit luck you have.

Thursday at 8:21 pm

The car pulls to a halt in front of your Dorm, bringing a wave of relief over you. Before you move to get out, Kyle turns to you with his phone in his extended hand. “Can you put your number in before you go? It’s easier than the stupid campus email. The damn thing asks me to verify like 16 different ways before it lets me in.” Kyle scowls and you have to fight back a laugh. “No, for real! It’s like, I promise you no one is trying to hack into a Denver State student’s email.” You grabbed his phone from his hand, typed your numbers into the contact box and clicked save. “There you go.” You smiled and grabbed your bag from between your legs, exiting the car and closing the door quickly, walking to the other side of the car and toward your Dorm. “Thanks

for the ride, Kyle. See you next week.” You wave before turning towards the building and walking off. You all but jogged up the stairs to your floor, basically throwing yourself into your shared dorm. “Evan!” You called out as you shed your coat and shoes. “Shit. I gotta hop off for the night guys, GG.” You flopped yourself dramatically onto the couch next to him as he pulled off his headset. “I’m fucked.” Evan rolls his eyes. “Didn’t we establish this yesterday? What’s new?” You groan and sit up to look him in the eye. “What's new is that he has not one, but two boyfriends! And they’re both just as beautiful as Kyle!” “Damn, you have a crush on the whole polycule? Could you have chosen anyone worse?” Evan chuckled softly after the comment, but it came out more pitiful than happy. “Not funny, Ev.” Evan sighed, hand coming up to rub your shoulder. “Chin up, dude. Odds are, this whole crush thing blows over in a couple of weeks!” Well, maybe he’s right. Knowing they’re all off the market might make the feelings dissolve. You could only hope.

#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #kenny mccormick #south park kenny #sp kenny #sp kyle #stan marsh #kenny mccormick x reader #south park kyle #kyle broflovski #south park stan #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle brovlofski #sp stan x reader #stan marsh x reader

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╭ . . . a guide to becoming noticeable ੭

• ➛ LOVE INTERESTS ╰ notes :: creek is still canon in this.

DOVAHKIIN / NEW KID - ✮ • ━ " . . . "

STANLY MARSH - ✮ • ━ " I- listen I know I used to be an asshole but- "

KYLE BROFLOVSKI - ✮ • ━ " I never hated you or thought you were weird "

KENNETH MCCORMICK - ✮ • ━ " God- you can definitely punch the shit outta me babe "

LEOPOLD 'BUTTERS' STOTCH - ✮ • ━ " . . . Why'd they suddenly change attitudes to you? "

TWEEK TWEAK - ✮ • ━ " D-do you want some c-coffee? ACK- "

CRAIG TUCKER - ✮ • ━ " I guess, you're chill "

CLYDE DONOVAN - ✮ • ━ " Heyyyy !! pleasedonthurtme I think you're really cool ! "

SCOTT MALKINSON - ✮ • ━ " You won't leave us will you? "

WENDY TESTABURGER - ✮ • ━ " Awh girl! I'll totally help you ! "

TOLKIEN BLACK - ✮ • ━ " It's nice to be around someone who isn't loud and arrogant for once "

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kenlvry · 2 years ago

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angry confessions

c; getting into an argument abt something then saying “why u care” and yhhhh, angry confessions speak for itself, aged up 16-17 kenny kyle and stan

kenny mccormick

kenny wasn’t really fazed when something bloody happened, having died millions of time before, he got used to it. but when he saw you and some girl fighting he almost yelled stop loudly tryna be the main character, he let the fight happened bc he knew you hated it when someone pulls you away from a fight, it made it seem like you lost.

after the fight that you won you were frustrated and walked away home bc school alr ended, kenny ran to you and yelled at you “ what the fuck y/n?? you know how fucking dangerous that was?? you looked so fucked up” he said while holding a first aid kit, you couldnt care less how you look, “ y/n! are you even listening?? y/n” he said and walked infront of you,

“fuck kenny what?, can i not get into a fight? idgaf how i look, she asked for it” “are you hearing yourself rn?? what if you fractured something?? cmon sit down so i can check” he touched your arm “don’t touch me” you said sternly, he let go and you walked away, he wasn’t going to let you go like that so he grabbed your arm again “omg kenny why the fuck do you care so much?! why do you care if i got into a fight!?” “ because i like you dumbass!” your eyes widen and so does kenny “w-what...” you said “ now let me treat you, cmon” he said checking you hands while blushing ,

after that it got somewhat awkard but you two def act more close than ever

stan marsh

you were hanging out with a boy, not just any other boy but a boy that was known as the most violent kid at school, people said the boy always got into fights, smokes behind the school and disrespects teachers. but there you were talking and laughing with him, it made stans heart twist, after you were done talking to the boy stan went over and talked to you to warn you abt him.

“yo y/n why were you talking to him js now?” you looked at stan then at the boy, “who him?” you looked over to the boy and stan nodded “because... hes my friend? plus i have him for my science partner so we were talking abt when to meet up” you said smiling and walking away “hold on, yk who he is right?? stay away from him, he’s dangerous!” stan said pulling your arm “cmon stan stop over reacting he’s sweet, he even promised to buy me lunch!” you said pulling away from him, “still! im going to talk to mr garrison abt this, i’ll ask so you and me are on the same team” he said and walked away, now youre the one pulling his arm

“the fuck? dont, its none of your business” he was so shocked at how defensive you got over the kid “its too! what if you got hurt,infact i’ll make sure for future projects that requires two people us two are already on one” he tried walking away again, “stan! dont butt in! let me be, hes not as dangerous as people potray him!” you said slightly raising your voice “ i’m not risking it.” he said crossing his arms also raising his voice slightly “ why the fuck do you care??! you never cared before!” you yelled looking angry “because i love you y/n! bc i care for you! how have you not realize it by now geez!” he yelled back, you sat there shocked with a slight tint of pink on your cheeks he coughed a little breaking the tension “ now cmon, you wanna change partners or not” he looked away refusing to make eye contact, you nodded.

the whole time you two were working on the project you two blushed and smiled literally acted like you two never met

kyle broflovski

although you looked like a very untroubled person, you also had problems you wished would go away. so often times you and some other kids would smoke at the back of the school before school starts, its a way for you to release stress before school starts.

everyone kinda knew, the way you smelt when school starts it was too obvious,not to kyle i guess.. people didnt tell him bc they thought he knew! you thought he knew too tbh, but he thought it was from your dad or someone in your family, he believes your not one to get into that shit

school started and you scrapped your cig bud on the wall and threw it in a bin that was prepared by one the kid who smoked, as much as he smoked he cared for the environment too yk even though he's literally ruining it by smoking .when you came in the smell was strong, kenny smiled knowing what you did before school "smells strong y/n, things got tough huh?" he smiled while laughing a little "atp y/ns lung is gonna be all black like her heart" cartman added "is your dad okay y/n? he shouldn't smoke infront of his kids" kyle tried chiming in which made all five of you stop in your tracks. you looked at each other in confusion

"kyle, y/n dad isnt even alive" and kyle eyes was widen, he never asked bc he thought your dad was messed up and didn't wanna triger you. "wait then why does y/n smell like smoke" "bc she the one that smokes dumbass" kyles eye widen even more. with a little brother who used to vape and a bestfriend who drinked he was scared you'd be addicted too so he asked to talk to you separately.

"the fuck y/n?? smoking is so bad for you, you have to stop right now!" kyle got mad "ugh its none of your business,you literally used to smoke and how come you've only find out now?" you said rolling your eyes "thats not important! that shit can fuck up your lungs," "okay dad" you laughed a little and he got mad, he reach for your pockets and took away the packet of cigarettes you had "what the fuck kyle give them back, a teachers gonna see!" "no! not until you say you're gonna quit and start going to school with us from now on" he held the packet of cigarette high so you couldn't reach em

"why do you care?! why do you care if my lungs go all black and fade away? thats my problem!" "because i like you!" he said bringing the pack down and sighed "i like you y/n and I'm scared i might loose you so please, stop doing this" you blushed at the sudden confession

you didn't entirely quit, it was hard quitting something you always did as a routine so kyle would allow you only two times a week and gradually move from there<3

#kenny mccormick #south park #sp kenny #sp kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #south park x y/n #south park x reader #south park x you #sp stan #sp stan marsh #south park stan #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh #sp kyle broflovski #sp kyle #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle brovlofski

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jewbeloved · 1 year ago

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hi there, love your writing! would you be willing to write main 4 + clyde, where they’re hanging out with their crush late at night, and their crush falls asleep on them?

Team Stan + Clyde hanging out with their s/o at night🌃😴🌌❤️

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh ❄️

Learning to go on crazy adventures and some mischievous things with the boys, you texted Stan if you both could hang out at midnight.

Stan agreed, quality time is one of his love languages and he wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to spend time with you <3❤️

You both made sure your parents (or siblings) were asleep before you guys started your midnight crazy fun.

You guys played video games down in the basement, tp a teacher's house because she pissed you both off, pillow fights, and etc.

You were having so much fun that you ended up falling asleep while rambling about everything you both did together.

Stan blushed a bit and he didn't know what to do so he just stayed still while you sleep on him before drifting to sleep himself after a while. 💙💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski ♻️

He was a bit annoyed and confused on why you called him at midnight. The boy just want his beauty rest >:C

Being stubborn, you climbed up the tree that was near his window and jumped onto his bed because, in south park. The windows are always opened 😋

Kyle made a pouty face while you refuse to get out of his room. But you know that he's secretly happy that you're here, why wouldn't he enjoy your presence?

So you guys ended up doing the fun ideas you had planned for this night.

Even though Kyle was a bit tired, he tried his best to keep his eyes opened as you rambling about something random you thought while you both watch something on your (device).

After another couple of mins, you both fell asleep together at the same time <3.

Ike eavesdropped on you both the whole time 💚💚💚💚

❤️ Eric Cartman 🍓

Being the little devious child he is, he is obviously the one who purposed the idea of doing something mischievous with you after everyone else is asleep.

You basically often follow out with Cartman's plans unless it's something dangerous then no.

You do worry for Cartman's safety even though the stuff he does pisses other people off, you can understand why they would be upset with him. After all, you're friends with/dating a sociopathic racist kid :>

Once your little hangout is over, you both managed to get back to bed without being spotted. I wonder what Cartman did to make you both have such good luck with that :O

You soon realized that this was going to be a daily night routine-❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🎃

You both are always on the same page, you didn't have to tell each other what you were going to do this night.

Oh my god, you both ended up doing 49 activities together in one single whole night! Kenny definitely didn't make any dirty jokes in between.

How did you both managed to not caught? You both placed corks into your parents' ears so they couldn't hear a single thing. (You also did the same to your siblings if you have any).

When you first fell asleep on Kenny after a lot of fun together, he will chill and calm about it. He let you lean on him while he wrapped his parka around you like a blanket so you would get cold.

He secretly likes it whenever you sleep on him, it gives him an excuse to snuggle up close to you🧡🧡🧡🧡

❤️ Clyde Donovan 🔫

He almost pissed himself when you suddenly appeared onto his bed and scared him. (You were hiding in his room while in the dark.

You always liked to tease Clyde playfully and hang out with him, and since your parents are asleep you saw this as a perfect opportunity to bring him over to your house to talk about stupid stuff, play games, and etc together.

You even taught Clyde how to crave a jack-o'-lantern since he wasn't sure how to do it.🎃🎃

Clyde was a complete blushing mess when you fell asleep on him. Like Stan, he wasn't sure what to do besides staying still and letting you sleep on him.

He probably even went through 5 stages of grief at the moment.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Already October? Damn time flies way too fast.🎃🎃🎃

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legoflowrs · 2 years ago

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HEADCANNONS

c/w: drinking, drugs, addiction, abuse, slight nsfw

AGED UP TO 18 MY PEOPLE!!!!

A/N: ok so in the headcannons he’s with Stan cause Style is very dear to my heart but in the relationship headcannons he’s with reader xx

Kyle Broflovski

- Massive fucking NERD!! (pls i love nerds).

- Got straight A’s throughout high school.

- Was on the honour roll and was on student council.

- Firm believer in basketball Kyle supremacy.

- Came out as Demisexual and Bisexual (male leaning).

- Stopped being super strict on Kosher throughout high school but kept that a secret from Sheila.

- Never stopped being insecure about his nose. Literally at one point started saving for a nose job till Stan talked him out of it.

- Drinks almond milk.

- Thinks thrifting is gross cause he’s a germaphobe. Washes his hands like 50 times a day.

- When I hear the song Basic Instinct it reminds me of Kyle.

- The Smiths > The Cure.

- Style: Stan fell first, Kyle fell harder (bro i love these dweebs lol).

- Was legit so in denial about being in love with Stan for the longest time.

- His Dad pushed him to study law but he ended up studying psychology to become a child psychologist because he saw the effects of unchecked mental health in children while he grew up.

- Got really drunk once and Kenny pierced his septum. He has it flipped up most of the time.

- Hates glasses so wears contacts.

- Such a fkn mummas boy lol it honestly was a problem at one point.

- Didn’t do his own laundry till he moved out. Did not know how to put sheets on a bed 👍

- Such a good relationship with Ike, he would die for his little brother.

- Did someone say abandonment issues!!!! Could not keep a partner to save his life during high school.

- Smoked weed with Kenny twice and then freaked out after he greened out.

- Got addicted to nicotine during college and used it as an outlet because he put so much pressure on himself to be perfect. Spoke to his doctor and he’s trying to quit.

- Defs listens to Phoebe Bridgers because he has a strange relationship with his dad.

- His dad pushed him to be perfect all the time until Kyle had a massive breakdown in junior year that burnt him out for a long time.

- A family man!!! Wants kids pretty early on into his life.

- A god at poker.

- Hates taking photos of himself.

- Still pretty insecure about his hair but Kenny and Stan helped himself to accept it and even start taking good care of it.

- Really struggled with anger issues.

- Stopped speaking to Cartman completely.

- Forest green is his favourite colour.

- Writes poems and makes people cry with how nice his birthday card messages are.

- First out his friends to get a license. His parents paid for his car.

- Such a damn backseat driver.

- Didn’t really work until he moved out.

- I think he’d help Heidi out at the community gardens.

- After Heidi finally ended things with Cartman, her and Kyle became really close friends.

- Had a friendly academic rivalry with Wendy through high school.

- Him and Wendy study together in college often.

- Has a record player.

- Grew closer to Craig’s gang in senior year of high school. Goes record shopping with Tolkien.

- Very accident prone.

- Has diabetes.

- Loves picnics and simple activities like stargazing.

- Smells like pine needles and the ocean.

- Actually a fantastic swimmer.

- Did drama in sophomore year.

- A massive library in his house. Had to instil a book ban on himself because he was spending all his money on it.

- Really nice eyelashes.

- Comes home to celebrate Hanukkah with his family every year.

- Did long distance with Stan during college. They almost broke up a few times but pulled through.

- Enjoys taking pictures of nature.

- Takes Ike to the movies very often.

- Has the nicest knitted sweaters.

- His guilty pleasure is Taylor Swift.

- HE IS SO MIRRORBALL CODED.

- When he’s in a good mood he loves baking and often bakes for his friends.

- Kenny, Kyle and Stan do day trips together super often. In my world these three never grew apart they are inseparable 🤞🤞

Kyle in a relationship

- An absolute gentleman. Refuses to let you get out of his car without him opening the door for you. Holds doors and pulls out seats. Always gives you his jacket.

- Was very insecure about his sexual inexperience. But y’all guided each other through it. I think there’s something so sweet and special about that.

- Touch tank by quinnie is all I have to say 😼.

- Loves kissing your neck and ears. He kisses your knuckles as well it’s very tender.

- Combusts when he sees you getting along with his family. Especially his Mum and Ike.

- Let’s you touch his hair, it relaxes him a lot.

- Opens up to you about his struggle with his Dad and nicotine. You are his biggest supporter through it all.

- Even though he hates photos, he’ll have a polaroid of y’all in his phone and wallet. Plus a photo booth strip in his car.

- Y’all will bake at midnight together.

- You go on fancy dinner dates together and rate the restaurants in the car together.

- Avid Letterboxed users lol! Give each other show and movie recommendations all the time.

- Kyle always had trouble sleeping but there was something very comforting about your presence so he’ll spend a lot of time at your dorm.

- Writes poems for you.

- Brings you flowers every time the old bouquet dies (ugh what a man).

- BUYS YOU LEGO FLOWERS!!!

- His love languages are gift giving and quality time.

- Keeps a list of all the dates you’ve been on.

- Will take such good photos of you fr! Your biggest hype man.

- I think his short temper would be a problem for you guys but he loves you so much he works on it so hard.

- Your praise means the absolute world to him.

- You guys always go to carnival together and share a caramel apple, it’s like tradition now.

- Couples costume for halloween always.

- Asks for your Dads/Mums/Guardians blessing before he proposes to you.

- Loves the smell of your perfume/cologne. Like it’s seriously intoxicating.

- Proposes to you with his Grandmas ring.

a/n: guys i love kyle so much i’m gonna make his mood board now <3

also if any of these are ooc in ur opinion it’s just for funsies and my opinion hehe

#south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski headcannons #south park headcannons #my boy love him

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