#c: Alistair

[silvcrignis]

Claude is so used to having to look down to talk to most people. He towers over most of the general population. So if someone calls his name his gaze automatically lowers as he looks in their direction. Alistair Triton, Lord Chernabog & George Nottingham are like the only other people in his height range (the 7 foot bois club) & even those people are all slightly shorter than him but they’re at least at eye level but most everyone else he’s looking down.

[ruushes]

dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃

[willczek-art]

trying out a more sticker-y artstyle on our boi Alistair c:

[silvcrignis]

Since she's 5'1, what would she theoretically do if someone were to use the top of her head as an armrest. How much of them might be left

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Oh. Oh Greyface 💕. It depends on who does it. Claude & Sevina do that shit or just flat out hold onto her head to her alllll the time & Keira loves it, gets this bigass grin on her face while her arms loop around the one on her head, if she really likes or trusts someone they are allowed to touch her head/hair anytime she gets really happy. Sirens & Siren bloods are very receptive to physical touch & VERY protective of their hair because vanity is very much a thing for them so they fold™️ when someone they favour touches them anywhere, even their soft & pretty™️ hair.

Now… If she doesn’t like you. She’s doing the same thing Claude did to Alistair Triton back when the two had beef (they’ve made up since this fight, dude finally came around & stopped calling Amadis & Alaine gross abominations & shit, finally started being a GOOD grandfather to them)

But yeah you touch her head & Keira doesn’t know you know you or L ike that you might indeed die of blood loss or from the sheer BRUTALITY of being beaten to a bloody pulp by your own appendage. Beelzebub learned this the HARD way once but unfortunately he did survive the arm slappening. *sigh*

[packlesshybrid]

“Well you certainly have been showing that so far.” He stated, with a slight hint of seduction in his tone. The answer he got to his question raise a brow. Sure he took the things Alistair was saying as compliments, which mainly brought a smirk to his face. However what confused was him going back a forth between saying not many guys were like him and no guys was like him, though he decided to not put any focus on that when he spoke again. “It’s nice to know that I’m unique in that. Although really, it’s just who I am, and I don’t see any reason to be ashamed or apologetic about that. Neither do I see anything wrong with talking about sex, and my wants and likes. Especially to a really hot guy that I want to have sex with.” He stated unashamedly and even giving him a wink. That wasn’t to make it clear that he wanted to have sex with him as he already made that clear plenty of times before, including the topping and bottoming discussion. Rather, what he was making clear with his wink was that he found him really hot.

He had his curiosity shown on his face at Alistair answering his question on how kinky he was with his own question. Before he could respond, Alistair was already diving under the water. He could see him coming closer and then felt his hands on his shorts. That’s when he understood what Alistair was about to do and allowed the guy to take them off. Then once Alistair came back up and tossed his shorts of the pool, Theo chuckled when the guy stated the obvious. The next thing said made his smirk shift into more of a lustful one and even grow before putting his right arm around him and placing that hand on his right ass cheek. The hybrid then leaned in give him a passionate kiss while firmly squeezing that cheek. The kiss didn’t last long only because he was indeed curious to see him show off what he could do. “Well, I didn’t stop you the first time, and I sure as hell won’t now. Go on ahead, baby.” He told him before letting him go.

“Good because that was my point. I wanted to show you that I could be sexy and flirt too.” Though it was obvious that he was doing way more than that just that. He was telling Theo that he wanted more than just flirt and play a bit. He wanted to heat things up even further and motivate Theo to do what words could not do, even if he was still a little nervous about it. Even in this conversation, Theo spoke about his sexuality and desires so freely. Maybe it was the hunting training that made him keep his thoughts to himself, or maybe it was something else but he did admire that about Theo and found it attractive at the same time.

“You are unapologetic yourself. You know you are hot and you became like you are hot. You are confident, but not to the point of cockiness. So yeah I don’t think there has ever been another guy like you. "He clarified. "Even now, you speak so freely about what you like and what you could do or want. Not everybody is like that.” He told him, “And with that in mind, you want to know how kinky I am?” He asked and decided to just dive into it. No really, he dive in and and swam towards Theo and slowly remove his garment. He knew he had not done that outside of the pool, but this time he realized it seemed the topic was not going to go away so he decided to fuck it and just get with the program. It was why when he came back up, he had the garment on his hand, but threw it away outside of the pool. “Now you are naked and….” He looked down. “I could dive again and show you what I can do.”

[socialprawn]

i like drawing agape happy she deserves it 😭🌹

[crypticsketchpad]

they could be friends. somewhat

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

some more :]

[chasseurdeloup]

I am? Putain, what now? What's happening in the town, is there an arm that popped up that I missed? I mean I think it'll be fine, I've got all sorts of weapons back at the-- protection in place for the baby. And I know how to defend myself. We'll be fine. Appreciate the concern, though.

Telly's their other parent. It's nice, you know. Lianya's going to grow up with two parents and two step-parents.

This town is dangerous, yes. And I have a feeling you are also in danger, right now.

Right, I'm sorry to have offended you and your egg child, Lianya. [...] Who is Telly? Is there more than one person involved in this?

[vaguely-concerned]

sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(

a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little

[grapecaseschoices]

logain when i get my hands on you

[muertarte]

Because dead things are better.

We know about 20000 different types of worms in our system. They are not all in same animal groups as well. They are all very different.

I can deliver more.

Real dead ones? Why? [....] Sure, hit me with the worm facts.

Well, seeing as how my son has intercepted them and now decided he wants to keep all of them, they're someone else's problem now. They're my work partner's problem.

[obsessedwithtodoroki]

Ever After High Sexuality Headcannons

Been rewatching the series

This is student-focused, if you want me to do teachers or others I missed, just ask.

Alistair Wonderland-Demi

Apple White-Lesbian

Ashlynn Ella- Straight

Blondie Locks- Ace

Briar Beauty- Bi

Brooke Page- Ace

Bunny Blanc-Demi

C.A. Cupid-Pan

Ceder Wood-Bi

Cerise Hood-Lesbian

Courtly Jester-Pan

Crystal Winter-Lesbian

Daring Charming-Straight

Darling Charming- Lesbian

Dexter Charming-Bi

Duchess Swan-Straight

Farrah Goodfairy-Demi

Faybelle Throne-Straight

Ginger Breadhouse-Pan

Holly O’ Hair-Straight

Hopper Croakington II- Straight

Humphrey Dumpty- Ace

Hunter Huntsman-Bi

Jackie Frost-Straight

Jillian Beanstalk-AroAce

Justine Dancer-Lesbian

Kitty Cheshire-Pan

Lizzie Hearts- Bi

Madeline Hatter- Pan

Meeshell Mermaid- Straight

Melody Piper- Lesbian

Nina Thumbell-Ace

North Wind-Gay

Poppy O’ Hair- Bi

Ramona Badwolf-Lesbian

Raven Queen- Bi

Rosabella Beauty- Pan

Sparrow Hood-Demi

[silvcrignis]

Fish bitch every single time he crosses paths with Alistair Triton after Alistair thought he fucking caved his skull in:

[luckloveandwaterfalls]

I was looking through AoUV for research purposes and I ended up taking note of the first line from each of the first POV chapters to see what kind of tone it set for that character. And honestly, kudos to Amanda and Charlie, if you think about it they all do a really good job of setting up the basis for the POV characters.

"The Lowe family had always been the undisputed villains of their town's ancient, bloodstained story, and no one understood that more than the Lowe brothers." Right away this establishes what the Lowes are like, how Alistair fits into that in regards to the tournament curse, and the fact that he and his brother are set apart from the rest because of their family.

"The funeral party flocked around the grave as the pallbearers lowered the casket into the earth." This opening line is written so passively that we don't even know whose funeral it is, and that's kind of the point. Immediately, we know that the Macaslans are closely tied to death, like scavengers, and that Isobel's identity will ultimately come back to the survival instincts of her family name.

"Callista Grieve did not wear white to her wedding." This one makes me feral, because the first line of Gavin's first POV chapter is literally about someone else. He's not even the main character in the first chapter of his own story. He's a guest, an afterthought, and his sister's eagerness to get away from the family only solidifies this starting point for him.

"The amphitheater at the edge of her family's estate always made Briony Thorburn feel like she was stepping onto a stage." I have to be honest and point out that this opening line makes Briony sound like a fucking idiot, because wow, it's almost like an amphitheater is a kind of stage. But looking beyond that, it speaks volumes that she's already putting herself at the center of the story before the final test even happens. It sets up her complete shock when she isn't chosen as champion, and the way she always makes herself the hero.

Just some interesting stuff about the way each of the POV characters are introduced!

[banisheed]

Soup? I don't think anyone is asking you for soup.

Have you considered being less of a bómán? Do you want a successful business or not?

Not my fault I don't serve soup. [User glares at the screen and grumbles something in Scottish that the text-to-speech can't recognize as words. it yells at them. They yell back. It's a very heated argument between man and machine.]

Have you considered keeping your opinions to yourself, fandan?