#c dubbs

[mc-pumpkin]

Knee hurts so bad so incredibly bad I need to lay down in the dirt

[utilitycaster]

ok we are 10 minutes into kollok and i am straight up not having a good time but I am going to commit to this hour of watching. to keep myself from losing it i'm going to do some very irritating stream of consciousness on this post and post it at the end, nonrebloggably so as to not yuck any yums (though feel free to go wild in the replies). also I need to point out: I don't have misophonia. I have openly and repeatedly said I think the Sam Riegel ASMR ad is not just inoffensive, but actively very funny and enjoyable. The sounds on this show are setting my teeth on edge. I hate it. also for the intro the immersion is genuinely WORSE than say, CR or D20 because everyone's just reading prologues that they've written.

speaking of we're done with the prologues to the prologue and into the prologue, as demonstrated by the title screen and horrible noises.

I call this filter the "yeah I've got mild astigmatism and have taken mushrooms before, you're not special"

hmmm we're stuck in this fuckery for a while and i'm suffering so anyway folks i've made it so polygon will think CR is good:

the music is pretty good I will give them that. also this is literally not special though. like Zac just was like uhhhhhh math as any GM would say, he just was weirdly aiming for suaveness instead of like. normal.

All the profanity on this show sounds like a mormon or a ten year old who just learned the word "fuck" and is trying it out. as a woman who swears constantly i'm like what is HAPPENING. also this blonde woman who isn't on the show in the present day is rolling so hilariously badly. is this why she's not on. girl get out.

back to the present day; this actually is a really good industrial music video ruined by some actual play in the background

"zac, I'm going to command attention please"

"who's zac"

"sorry, driver" ah yes yes this is SOOOOOOO much more immersive i'm totally not making the jerk-off motion

i love u danielle radford you deserve better. although the actual RP now that we're in it is like, fine.

really i think a really significant problem is that this is the most 2014 YA-dystopia plot that ever plotted except as a core part of the premise, everyone is 30. I feel, honestly, that this is the other big issue in actual play that people at polygon obsess over that leaves me ice cold, (also? lots of fandom cold takes), but like...I was a HUGE sf nerd pretty much from childhood, and I think a lot of people came to actual play for a number of reasons not tied to the genres in which it typically exists (fantasy, science fiction, horror). This is fine but it means you get people who act like VERY standard genre conventions are either the most brilliant and original creation on earth, or utterly baffling. Anyway my point is that this is giving Divergent by Veronica Roth but it THINKS it's somewhere between Twin Peaks by David Lynch and the adaptation of the Handmaid's Tale and it's like no babe. you're Divergent by Veronica Roth. stop fronting like you're Twin Peaks. You're Divergent. By Veronica Roth. Which I read while stranded at LaGuardia over a decade ago.

lighting effects are fine honestly. reminds me of the Doja Cat 2020 MTV EMA version of Say So. Wish I were just rewatching that. rotating rock i love you. you are the best thing here other than danielle radford. I feel like I'm in a really fancy Spencer's Gifts. by the way I know i'm being pretty bitchy and incoherent here BUT I'm sober; let's hear it for Stupidly Bougie Soda and Nonalcoholic Spirits.

I'm also eating bean dip with a spoon. in my defense I made REALLY good bean dip and I don't have chips.

I just. other than the digital filter in the flashback I genuinely don't see how this is different than D20 except lacking in any charms and OH GOD THAT'S TIME.

but I want to add that like...the thing is Danielle (C-dubbs) was doing some wacky funny stuff and it felt like it was being shut down and to be fair I get wanting to stick WITHIN the genre but this whole thing feels joyless, and not like "oh, survival horror is so grimdark and sad", I am a tragedy enjoyer, but like. it feels...mandated.

Also this is weird and picky but for all of Those High Production Values (repeated direct quote from the Polygon article) they do a weirdly bad job of filming the die rolls? Like, they cut to the dice trays at the wrong time?

Finally, and this is just a pot shot at Polygon but they should stop making it so easy, but the article was like "I watched the 4-ish hour first episode and I didn't have a clue what was going on but it had Those High Production Values" and it's like...I was demonstrably fucking around on tumblr and in GIMP while watching and I have a pretty solid idea of what was going on. Maybe it goes nuts in the remaining 2.5 hours that I may chip away at to be able say I watched a full episode and decided it "wasn't for me" *smiles like I'm a waitress on Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsey just asked me a question* but I think you might be dumb.

CONCLUSION: just watch the Doja Cat 2020 MTV EMA version of Say So, read Divergent (by Veronica Roth) (you don't have to be at LaGuardia) and like, check out Mentopolis or Misfits and Magic if you want to see Danielle Radford in a Kids on Bikes game that is good.

[payton-bagel]

KOLLOK Character Playlist

for all my kollok girlies

YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeC-Wedq-tln9xOhZETt87k6GG67jK8Yy&si=BaZrHn3FYXSgfwkW

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0M4t1uU5Go6zYlvjAhtOiL?si=0ef0a47ac8dd47a2

1.Rachel - Dead Girl Walking - Heathers 2.Skye - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper 3.Marcus - The Principal - Melanie Martinez 4.Mickey - VOID - Melanie Martinez 5.Tibby - Nightmare - Set It Off 6.Billy - Tom's Diner - Suzanne Vega 7.Emily - Just A Girl - No Doubt 8.Laura - What's Up Danger - Blackway 9.Mallory - It's Tricky - Run-DMC 10.Clarity - We'll Meet Again - Vera Lynn 11.AJ - O' Children - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 12.C-Dubbs - Good Day - Nappy Roots 13.Devina - Lion's Theme - Steven Universe 14.Syd - STUPID - Ashnikko 15.Jude - Insane in the Brain - Cypress Hill 16.Ro - GOLDWING - Billie Eilish 17.Reed - Human - Rag'n'Bone Man 18.Driver - Moog City - C418

[ferios-favorite-styles]

♬おすすめの曲 プレイリスト♪ Ferios List 174

2023/11/25～12/1にリリースされた邦楽の中からチェック。個人的に聴きたい曲を集めたリストです。

【掲載アーティスト】

2 Μ Ο Я Ο / King Gnu ブリキノダンス / Ado Moonthief / キタニタツヤ ROLLS ROYCE / VivaOla 2MANYTIMES / SIRUP, CODY JON, Taka Perry What the Hell / TOSHIKI HAYASHI(%C), おかもとえみ Aftershow / SATOH, Harry Teardrop Honey / Kaneee Run This Town / Kay-on 東の果て、夜へ / me2 Fells / Nissy(西島隆弘), Saweetie ねぇ / 7, ZOT on the WAVE カナデ / GADORO White Snow / MALIYA Tokyo Hometown / ALICE, Renato Iwai, Daniel Baeder Violet Racer / Fake Creators, LITE, DE DE MOUSE Continue / 4s4ki ゆめうつつ / POPPING EMO ダブル・プッシュ・オフ。 / MAISONdes, 水槽, A4。 愛 need your love / 冨岡愛 華奢な心 / アイナ・ジ・エンド APART / YAJICO GIRL Opal / 碧海祐人 Strange World ~bedroom ver.~ / Name the Night リインカーネーション / ロクデナシ キラーワード / chilldspot 一輪花 / tuki. mist / SennaRin Sister / Vela 初恋 / Tele 最善 / EOW Alien City Roast / ぷにぷに電機, Shin Sakiura Happy Prince / エレファントジム, YILE LIN Face to Face / uruwashi, Cikah 不可思議のカルテ / fox capture plan, Chihiro Sings たゆたう / Hana Hope 柔らかい影 / 松木美定 Keep on / Dubb Parade

[blatantlybluntblog]

SpenDoe - California Sun God

The song "California Sun God" is about SpenDoe’s life in California, and how he embraces this California sun, and everything that comes with it. It's about representing where you are from and taking the good with the bad. In this song, he touches on having thick skin, in order to deal with others who may envy you. The production and engineering is handled by Sacramento MobbMuzik producer C-DUBB, who is a longtime SpenDoe collaborator. 

https://www.instagram.com/spendoemusic/

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[whocanmakethatshitup]

The Morning After

Well what better way to continue this book of debauchery, but with the morning after my 19th Birthday. So as I stated, I was dry heaving and barely able to keep down a glass of water at 7:30 am the next morning. After this escapade, I got smart as to when my birthday was and when to schedule critiques after that year. It was not at the ass crack of dawn, you can be sure of that. So I’m in my room and pounding glass after glass of water. Only to run into the bathroom and puke it all up in the toilet. So now I sit and think, “Shit man, how the fuck am I going to get through a critique as shitfaced as I still am”? I trek across the street to the school, luckily it wasn’t a far walk, and proceed to go up to the third floor where my crit would take place. Of course the goddamn professor was running late and now I would have to sit in the fucking hallway until he was ready for me. How in the hell can you be behind if I’m the 2nd critique of the day? So I sat and waited, and waited some more. Thankfully the school was dead since it was crit week so no one could see my disgusting ass, except this one girl. I felt so bad for her as she sat and ate her bagel. I got "that feeling" in my stomach again and my mouth started to get all-moist and I was salivating. At that moment, I looked over at her and kindly said, “ I don’t know you and you sure as shit don’t know me, but I’m sorry I have to go puke in that garbage can" and I did. I got up, walked over to the can, swung open the lid, stuck my whole head in and called me some dinosaurs. As I pulled my pathetic head from the can I went to sit back down. Only to realize, my fair lady had moved all the way to the end of the hall to sit as far away as possible. I couldn't blame her. I sat a few more minutes and finally was called into the critique by Charles Cooper, my professor. He was like Leon Phelps, the Ladies Man and he wasn’t in much better shape. Granted, he wasn’t half in the bag still like I was, but he actually did a whole critique with a huge glob of strawberry yogurt dripping down the middle of his sweater. My boy Dubbs walked by the classroom and looked in the door and he said we were a sight for sore eyes. He goes “ Dude you looked like you were going to fall over, with your dehydrated ass. But then I look at him and he’s got Dannon fucking yogurt all over himself.” Well the crit finally ended, thank god. I think I got a C that semester in drawing, but whatever, my grades improved significantly later. So, I went back to my dorm, passed out and pretty much slept all day. That was until my meathead roommate woke my ass up at 7:30pm as he jumps out of bed screaming “OH SHIT I MISSED MY CRIT, IT’S 7:30!!” Then proceeds to laugh and exclaims, “Oh wait, it’s 7:30 at night, I went to that shit already.” Thanks to all who made my “barfday” special.

[screwpinecaprice]

Steven Universe Comic Dub Art By: Screwpinecaprice #stevenuniversecomic

Yey! Someone dubbed one of my comics! 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕

[ishedadordaddy]

I’ve been binging too much KolloK and now I have this urge to become a problem after absorbing the characters personalities.

What kind of problem may you ask?

A gay problem. That’s what I am.

[clotpole-art]

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[solaneceae]

alright KOllOK nation, who wants some sweet sweet fanfic?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39347130

[payton-bagel]

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/14771857/Kollok-Quiz-Kollok-1991-and-KOLLOK

A 50-question Kollok quiz because this fanbase is tiny as fuck and needs more fan content

Edit: sorry that you have to create an account 😔

[heistheghostking]

The ascended really don't know what animals sound like and I love them for that

[ko11ok]

“isn’t it a little sexy to have someone call you soldier?”

[queermustelid]

"White people and their shrouds am I right-"