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Have some totk Ganondorf
#legend of zelda#loz#tears of the kingdom#totk#totk spoilers#ganondorf#and I’m back on my hiatus#happy Saturday#byyeeeeee
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I just called Leo as "Donnie" in my head
If they were real they would have killed me fr ahaahahagaa 💀
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i need to quit everything and kms
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When Eigong asked "would you prefer the jiequan" I didn't actually think he'd show up.
The second I find jiequan’s social media I’m sending him DIRECTLY toward Yi.
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GIVE US NAME HINTS PLEASE🥺 Like first letters?
........yknow what, that is fair. I did already technically give yall the first letter for Host's already.
Elysium: E.L.
Black Dahlia: D.P.
Overdose: R.R.
Cold: R.B.
Sweetheart: A.R.
The Host: M.M.
#thats all you get byyeeeeee💜#SLSQ:Sweetheart#SLSQ:Elysium#SLSQ:Black Dahlia#SLSQ:Cold#SLSQ:Overdose#SLSQ:The Host
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Small batch of gifs from episode 2 of Monkey Wrench
I thought I had more tbh ANYWAY watch Monkey Wrench!
#monkey wrench#ok going forever now byyeeeeee bitchessss#shrike sanchez#beebs#bulldog browns#dr agness#monkey wrench spoilers#my post#punti
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i want to try and stream a vn during the week rn i have it gets so lonely here set aside but if people have recomandations for fairly short vns
#this is just i want to hang out#mmmm and read some horror yuri#i want to get into vns but my brain is small and i cant read so the euuu big denpa/horror games seem pretty long and ive seen people talk#about prerequisite reading for subahibi and how do i say i want to ease back into regularly reading with out it being to complicated#<- dyslexia is kicking their ass#euuu im rambling and need to sleep soooooo byyeeeeee :]#im stupid if i manage to finish a short vn ill try to play nso
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do you ever wake up and immediately your brain is like,
"i need pancakes to process today."
#today is one of those days#time to see if i have pancake mix#or if i have to wing it#i guess i could run out and get some - i DO also need cumin#will report back okay BYYEEEEEE
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I can't believe I randomly looked at yt and tuned in in the exact moment skz were ON!!!! My babies are and look so nice !!
#ofc kpop stans in the chat are their usual trashcan selves#especially hybe stans as disgusting as their greedy ass company leeching onto anyone remotely trendy to stay relevant#i said what i fucking said byyeeeeee
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he boutta chomp the orb
Very Quick art to celebrate the announcement of PMD Rescue Team DX
#B![(#wtf???#Aaaa#Mudkiiiip#Yesssss#He boutta become the escape orb#He just ditches his partner like#“Byyeeeeee”
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BIRD HRT PART: AAHWHUEHD
I had no idea where I was going with this so I’ve given it the guillotine
this took me forever I am now gonna go have a 2 year long nap byyeeeeee
#art#doodle#trans#lgbt#transgender#comics#trans artist#transblr#lgbtq#animal hrt#therian hrt#this was lowkey a nightmare to format#take me sweet sleep
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give me your absolute STRANGEST take on dale my friend.
Ohhhh boy where can I even begin.
I have a few that I can’t settle between, but hopefully at least one of ‘em will tickle your fancy ;)
Here's a fun one! I feel like there's a good chance he's gone into shops, restaurants etc. and, after noticing it's not as busy, opted to use the women's bathroom. I genuinely don't know why but the idea will not leave me alone.
Another one is I feel like a good amount of the makeup he has is thrifted. I just don't think he'd have the guts to walk into a genuine store for it (I know I don't). Perhaps he'd feel slightly less ashamed about it if he found it second hand. It's almost like he can pretend he's just looking after it for a friend, like it doesn't even belong to him in the first place. That being said, I'm sure he's taken at least a couple items in his small collection from Ruth's bathroom mirror.
Third thought's a charm! Here's one more to keep in your pocket :D
This isn't really a strange one, considering just about everything about him is strange. But I really just need to mention that this man paints his nails!!! I'm sure he does them very nicely too, considering his. uhm. hobbies (doll freak). Don't get me started on his hands!!! God!!!
He's a fan of crackle polish guys lets be honest with ourselves
ok thanx byyeeeeee
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Tis December 16. You know what that means... time to go punch Zemo:D just yk. Cuz. Mission report? Report this oh no wait I broke you nose fuck fuck don't tell security I was here I'm still on house arrest oh wow that's a lot of blood I didn't think your nose would bleed that much fuck security is almost back online k byyeeeeee:)
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HELLO I'm here I've made it, don't mind me running in with my little pocket watch like the White Rabbit. Ahem! For the position, I got missionary with a pillow. For the man, I'd like to request Ezra. And for you, I have many kisses for your cheeks.<3 Ok love you byyeeeeee
Birdieeeee I will accept all of the cheek kisses and oh so many nights with Ezra. I hope it's filthy enough for my favorite Ezra writer.
Pairing: Ezra x F!Reader
Position: Missionary with a Pillow
Word Count: 1584 (hELp)
Warnings: Explicit, 18+ MINORS DNI, unprotected PiV sex (don’t be a fool, wrap your tool), little bit of oral (f receiving), fingering, allusions to sex toy use, mentions of bad past sexual experiences, Ezra's filthy fucking mouth.
Notes: This has gotta be one of my favorite positions and I love it for Ezra because there's a kind of care that comes from this that gets me all swoony.
Ezra’s expression blooms from curiosity to confusion.
“You would like me to…take you to bed?” he asks, bionic and flesh arms folded over his broad chest. The henley he’s wearing stretches over his biceps, tapering to loose work trousers cinched at his waist. His tongue peeks out to wet his lower lip, confusion beginning to morph to contemplation, all while you try not to wring your hands too nervously.
“It’s just…I um,” you try to say, the sudden mortification of how you’ve come to this conclusion weighting your tongue. “I’ve…heard about you. With others. They’re always, uh, very satisfied.” You don’t dare to extrapolate on that, or touch on how his voice carries across the hall and into your small room on the Pug. The few times you ventured to listen at his door, you burned over how expertly he took his partners apart. But beyond all that, you hated to admit why you wanted to ask him.
“And you would like to be satisfied?” Ezra says, just a little smirk at the corner of his mouth as he tilts his head down at you. Face burning, you nod. He uncrosses his arms and braces them on his modest desk, giving you a full view of his muscled body and soft stomach. “And what would you offer me for that gift?”
Your stomach drops, and you bite the inside of your cheek to keep tears from coming to the surface. Bad enough that you had to humble yourself for this request, but to be so bluntly asked what he’d get out of it only amplifies your anxieties.
“I, ah…I can…I could…shit, I’m…I think I’ve been stupid about this, I’m sorry, I’ll…” you stammer, backing towards the door. Quick as electricity Ezra pushes off and closes the gap between you, hand coming up to cup your chin. You still as he studies your face, deep lines etched between his brows and under his dark eyes.
“Have you never laid with another before?” he asks in a soft voice he only reserves for speaking to his ward. It makes your throat clench.
“I have, but it’s never been…good.” You hold his gaze, willing your boldness to return. “And it sounds like it’s always….good…with you.” Ezra’s eyes dance over your face, thumb stroking along your cheek. “I’d like to see what it’s like when it’s good, if you’ll have me.”
Ezra purrs darkly, the cool plastic of his prosthetic hand drifting to your hip.
“That is quite a gift you’re offering me. Are you sure there’s no other who would want to share in your first taste of ecstasy?” Before you answer he tugs at your waist and you follow his lead, swaying steps leading you to his bed.
“I’d like a sure thing,” you reply, giving him a smirk of your own that he greedily enjoys. His thumb swipes over your lips before pushing inside, scraping the pad over your teeth to press your tongue. Saliva floods your mouth.
“Take off your clothes,” he says firmly, stepping back to pull his henley over his head. The lines and planes of his chest are littered with scars and faded pink burns, noticeable redness where his prosthetic attaches. You rid yourself of your tunic and slide your pants to the floor, shedding your underwear in one fell swoop. This pleases Ezra, who groans and palms his crotch at your nude form.
“Lie down, I’m going to stretch you out on my fingers first,” he husks, stalking towards you as you sit on the edge of the bed.
“You don’t…have to, I made sure I was ready before I came,” you said quickly, making Ezra’s head cock and eyebrows pull together.
“You…prepared yourself? Without me?” he says slowly, sinking to a crouch and parting your knees with broad, hot palms. Your core is puffy from the toy you worked yourself up with, shiny with the lube you generously used in case Ezra was larger than you were used to. His eyes flick up to your face, now anxious.
“You did not need to do this. I take great pleasure in making you cum on my fingers and in my mouth before finding myself in your tight heat.” You try to shut your knees, embarrassed that your forethought seems to be in bad taste, but he slots his hips between yours and pushes you back on the bed. The sudden intimacy of his body so close makes your heart flutter. “Did you even make yourself cum?”
You shake your head, which he follows with one of his own. “Next time you’ll let me take my time with you, pull two screaming peaks from this sweet pussy before I bed you.” The promise of next time rushes blood to your head so quickly you fear you’ll faint, but Ezra’s thick fingers sliding through your folds to press inside makes you snap into sharp focus. As he coats his fingers, pressing a spongy spot that zings pleasure down your spine, he deftly unbuttons and shucks his pants to join you nude and scorching hot.
“Since you wish to get to the main event so efficiently, I’ll do my best to make it worth your while,” he says, and one hand urges your hips to lift as he tucks a pillow under your bottom. The height tilts your hips, your cunt suddenly empty as he pulls his fingers out to wrap around his cock. “I find if the act is not as pleasurable for you, this position helps.”
“Thank you,” you blurt out, his motions stilling as he looks down at your pliant body. There’s a flicker of something hungry on his face, the harsh squeeze he gives his cock echoing your observation.
“You may thank me when you’re cumming on my cock,” he plays it off, circling the tip of his cock at your entrance. A deep breath, then he presses in inch by sumptuous inch. Throwing your head back, you clutch at his biceps as he leans over you, harsh little pants blowing out of his nose. He stops in his journey to shallowly fuck, tiny movements that pinch your brow and drop your mouth open. Finally, after what feels like whole minutes, he’s seated deep and full inside.
“Oh, wow, Ezra, that feels…” you pant, opening your eyes to find him inches from your face. He’s draped down over your body, elbows planted on either side of your head, watching you so closely it makes you want to close your eyes again. The veins in his neck bulge, lips parted with his teeth clenched behind them.
“How many men have had you and not satisfied you?” he asks, strain in his voice as he drags back out.
“All of them. Never…fuck, never knew how to tell them,” you gasp, fisting Ezra’s close-cropped hair. It’s softer than you expect, sweat curling the strands at the base of his neck.
“Tell me everything,” he rasps out, then snaps back into your cunt.
Ezra’s pace and power curls your toes and rolls your hips against the mounting pressure. The angle is perfect, cock pressing into a place that makes stars explode on the edges of your vision. He watches your face for pain, revels in your pleasure, and when he begins cursing colorfully he drops his forehead to your shoulder. The rough pants and drag of his lips and teeth drive you to wrap your arms around his shoulders and pull him flush with you.
“Is it good? Is it what you needed?” he asks, arching over you and shifting his weight to find your clit between your sweaty bodies. Fanning his fingers over your abdomen, he strums his thumb over it. Your cunt clenches, legs trembling as the telltale signs of your orgasm rumble into your body.
“Yes, Ezra, thank Kevva it’s so good, please…” you beg, clamping your body around him as he speeds up, humid mouth finding your ear.
“I would fuck you like this and any other way you desired. Every night. Would have done it every night before this, since you told me your name. To think you’ve been suffering so long and I could end your torture. Cum for me, and you’ll never want again.”
You let go with a ragged shout, the profound ecstasy of cumming full of Ezra and surrounded by him thrashing you through the best orgasm you’ve had of late. He pins you down with his hips and hands, arms above your head as he mouths at your jaw and throat. Finally your body relaxes, sticky sweet with endorphins and dumb with pleasure. When you can peel your eyes open enough to watch him, the smugness you expected is well tamped by an affection that catches in your lungs.
“Can you move?” he asks, your agreement preceding his gentle movements to roll you on your stomach. Pillowing your hands under your head, you sigh and prepare to thank him even more properly. You’re beaten by his large hands tilting your hips, and his hot tongue sliding into your pussy from behind. The gasps you choke out elicits a chuckle from Ezra’s throat.
“I’m going to take my reward now,” he teases, kneading his fingers into your generous ass.
“What’s that?” you manage to get out before he slaps one cheek enough to spike arousal back in your cunt.
“Every orgasm I can pull from your body before the sunrise.”
Night cycles on the Pug last 16 hours, and Ezra uses every minute.
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LJ’s Bangathon 2023
#ezra prospect x f!reader#ezra prospect fanfiction#ezra prospect x reader#ezra prospect fic#ezra prospect x you#prospect fanfiction#prospect fanfic
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Helllooooooo I’m baaaaack with one fact I learned today!!
1.human toes especially pinkies can auto amputate and once it starts it can’t be stopped
byyeeeeee *skeddadles*
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