#bythrone paranormal society

[j0ur3nys-3nd]

Alternate Timeline writer convos with others (TW is Timeline writer, M is Mark, C is Cesar, A is Adam, J is Jonah)

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The call

TW: Hahahaha... AHAHAHAHA!! YOU IDIOT! YOU FELL FOR IT!

C: Wh- What are you talking abo- *Coughing* ...W-what did you do to me?!

TW: I'm turning you into a alternate, dumbass!

C: No... nonononono-

TW: Might wanna tell someone!~

*Cesar slowly picks up his phone and calls Mark*

C: Please pick up... pleasepleaseplease-

M: Hello?

C: Mark! It's me, Cesar!

M: Cesar? What's up-

C: I'm turning into a alternate! I don't think I have much time now... I'm sorry... just- don't look for me, okay?

*Cesar hangs up*

M: ...Nonono- CESAR!

*Mark tries to call Cesar again, but someone else picks up*

TW: We're sorry! Cesar torres is no longer available!

*Timeline writer hangs up*

*Mark stands there in silence, before falling onto his knees and crying into his hands*

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The trick

(Btw, Timeline writer is pretending to be a human)

A: You've reached the Bythrone paranormal society, how may I help you?

TW: I-I think there's something in my home... I-it won't leave me alone!

A: Ma'am- just calm down- we'll get it out-

TW: I'm at *Address redacted*, please help me! I'll give you however much you want!

A: Alright ma'am, we'll be there soon.

*Timeline writer hangs up*

TW: Heheheheh... those idiots...

*Meanwhile on Adam's side*

J: ...Adam, that lady sounded... off...

A: Hm? What do you mean, Jonah?

J: We usually have to ask where they are, right?

A: Yeah, it was a little weird... but we'll get a bunch of money! ...maybe-

J: *Sigh* Fine... but we're getting pizza after!

A: Heh... alright...

[lyricalmortis]

"I'm 29 now and your still 18"

"you left me without even saying goodbye"

"you should have just forgotten about me"

"but I can't you're the only family I have left."