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Their EXTREMELY OUTDATED 2023 U.S. CGI President(?)-BOT.com Just Sent Out This Artificial Max Headroom Message Today to the © SEE-Nineteen... American People [Test Subjects]... about The QUANTUMHARRELLUFO.tech Hearing
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they still talking about the staged RoswellUFO.gov crash economy?!?!?!
you still waiting on the pentagon for alien disclosure?!?!?!
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#u.s. michael harrell#quantumharrelltech#o michael#om#kemet#quantumharrelltut#king tut#harrelltut.com#defund entitled american [dea] politicians#gen x don't fear none of you#bye boomers#president max headroom#cgi bot biden#9/11#tw 9/11#ai
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*cell block tango blares in the bg* HE HAD IT COMING!!! HE HAD IT COMING!!! HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
#BYE U FOUR ARMED BOOMER U WILL NOT BE MISSED!!!#jjk 268#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#u know who this is about :)
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i deleted tiktok and suddenly there’s 173862.6 hours in a day
#and its?? semi nice??#i was kind of a boomer and got scared of this really weird glitch in the search bar so i was like bye#lets see how long i last
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also still thinking of the 'war from afar' theme in fnv. reflected in ulysses, america, the ncr, the boomers, ELIJAH.
#shitpost#E. LI. JAH.#elijah is the final form of this like. of how 'war from afar' can exist MODERNLY.#because the NCR calls to the past of America. obviously Ulysses does as well.#the boomers are sort of a middle ground. Old World weapons but tribal new world intent.#ELIJAH. though. is a future. a TERRIBLE future. a future drawing from the past but a natural conclusion to that kind of power#if the courier didn't kill elijah the whole world is FUCKED#thats why if you do the elijah ending your game is fucking over lol#anyways. war from afar.#that sort of distance is also characterized in Mr. House. aka Not-at-Home.#anyways. bye.
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molly would love rpgs and roguelikes i feel it in my soul................
#something something its a huge timesink and i feel like he'd be into that.#ALSO leaf would be into boomer shooters and. rpgs but like in the deus ex and new vegas way#molly is into rpgs in the fftactics way methinks. or any nes -> snes rpg. (<i have not played fftactics#ive just played an emulated version of . an fftactics clone. bye)#OMG UNRELATED BUT ALSO I THINK LEAF WOULD LIKE PIKMIN. AND SUBNAUTICA. AND [EXPLODES#mmmh. jo exclusively plays pc games. he has like ~500 hrs in skyrim. hes never modded it before and hasnt even tried.#also after chapter 37 im obsessed w/ jo being into horror sooooo erm insert thing abt jo liking silent hill here#he has a terrible no good miserable time playing horror games but he does it anyway#his favorite part of experiencing a horror game is on his 3rd to 4th replay where its not even scary 2 him anymore. it makes him feel cool#t.alk#glaring at my pc rn. im analyzing this so hard i feel like this isnt accurate yet. grrr
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imessage › AAA dani
MINHYUK: hey!! MINHYUK: sorry for the late reply i was running lines haha MINHYUK: did u wanna grab dinner actually? im starved
#so minhyuk uses his phone like a boomer#puts AAA before the important contacts so they show up first on his list#also!#this was sent to dani after he and gemma almost hooked up again post breakup.#ok bye<3#{ 📺 } ... 𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ... minhyuk wi !#gatekepts
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when i was 16 i spent a lot of my free time flipping back and forth between watching supernatural and investigation discovery shows about brutal horrible gruesome murders and i seriously think it did insurmountable damage to my brain i wish i could go back in time and grab that stupid bitch by the shoulders n give her a good shake
#i’m rewatching spn now but i have the Hardest time with empathy now i get way too scared/stressed/upset for pretty much everything#so it’s going really well!! lmfao#i hate how much i sound like twitter omg i’m an empath bitches but seriously i like imagine if i was in x terrible situation n get worked up#like if i was dean winchester i’d have been off the bridge in episode one personally#anyways i wish i could warn teenagers against this shit without sounding like a boomer#i just think avoiding viewing violence young is inarguably for the best idk#i know that’s kinda a moot point from someone who just said they’re watching the violence against marginalized people show. but. still.#i just think that fucked me up a lil!!! and now i’m like trying to work thru the anxiety by proving to my brain that it’s just tv#and nothing bad is happening or will happen. so that maybe i can participate in normal media culture again sometime#no one asked for this post but here it is <3 ok bye <3#posts
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Turn on the radio and discover them playing one banger you forgot about after another...guess what. You have become the Target Demographic 😎
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HELPPPP SO I BASICALLY ASKED MY ENGLISH TUTOR IF I COULD BRING MY WORK TOMORROW BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO DO IT SINCE I HAD A LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO
GUESS WHAT HE SAID:
"the work i gave is not homework then"💀😭
im going to kay why ess myself🤡
#personal folder⋆。˚ ☁︎ ˚。⋆。#😭#im about to kill myself bye😭💀#i can't believe a 65+ old man roasted the shit out of me#istg that boomer😭#not my fault he gave the homework on sunday morning for tuesday😭
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may I tag you in one of those fun lil games? (do you know what I’m talking about.?) it’s drink themed and I don’t know many people to tag lol (this was awkward and a little embarrassing)
LOL you can tag me in whatever <3 i've only played a handful of games here so i actually don't really know what you're talking about here but i'll try my best to respond 😭
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Fuck men.
#all men#idgaf if uoure a dude and get offended by this#bye#i fucking hate every single man#particularly boomer men#fucking die all of em
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I wanna participate in all this tag games but I have no idea how you edit the templates so I’m just sat there like 👍🏾
#I feel like a boomer#thanks for the tags tho#also I need to make more mutuals but I don’t even know where to start from#ok bye
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So. Yeah. I can do this in the interest of vaguely trying to be helpful. I feel bad about brain vomiting at anon and then not editing myself when this is probably all they really wanted from me.
As you know I'm very much an intellectual who very much has a well researched and developed system of thought that I use and am not, like, just some woo ass freakazoid stoner, with holes in her brain and kind of a shitty education, who doesn't really inherently enjoy reading books. Yes reading books is extremely boring but I love to do it because I am oh so smart.
Soooo I'm limiting myself to FIVE books because five is a nice number. They are not books that require a great deal of literacy or education to read, or else I would not have read them. They are books that give what I feel is a helpful perspective on the Christian tradition. They will be listed in descending order of how much they mean to me personally to underscore the fact that I'm just some guy who is moreover just saying shit.
The Cost of Discipleship (Dietrich Bonhoeffer) Read this book if you want the text of the gospels to glow and pulsate when you read it and it doesn't already do that. Or you want it to do that more. Or you don't want to endlessly strive to be happy or healthy or a decent person anymore you just want to live. You won't like it but you can't argue with the testimony of Bonhoeffer's life. And then if you keep reading it you will like it. Sorry that it's Lutheran but no I'm not.
The Universal Christ (Richard Rohr) Read this book if you don't care about being cool or smart and you just want to be fucking happy for once.
Revelations of Divine Love (Julian of Norwich) Read this book if you want to encounter more than you want to interpret, if you enjoy freaky medieval shit that's actually awesome, if you are in the mood to scream and cry and throw up, or if you are considering a career in nursing.
The Sermons of Meister Eckhart (U know...) Read this book if you don't understand anything or if you feel like you understand anything or if you're a big fan of dharmic religions and want to read the Mandukya Upaishad as recieved by a catholic. Whats cool is they're all pretty short.
The Physics of Angels (Fox & Sheldrake) Read this book if you have some type of a heart for scary woo shit or want to develop a more balanced relationship to woo-ology, or if you want an overview of angels in the Christian tradition that steers clear of thoroughness or academic reliability in favor of wild psychedelic speculation and unchecked boomer optimism.
Thank U for asking me because I love to share. I know it's my blog so I can technically post whatever I want but I also don't want to post things no one cares about because that defeats the purpose of posting. OK bye.
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Ok so some of your anons got me curious and I scrolled aaaaaalll the way back through Lou’s ig and… what? It was so inoffensive I thought I was missing something??? Sure, it’s bad dudebro jokes and the wedding meme is boomer levels of stupid, but it’s nothing egregious?? I was fully prepared for racist, transphobic, homophobic, 2016 anti-sjw bs but there’s nothing of the sort??? AND PEOPLE ARE COMPARING SHIT MEMES TO RACIAL SLURS???? DID I MISS SOMETHING??? bye.💀
Yeah. You missed that lou is white and his character kissed Evan Buckley
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Wally Darling x Feral!Reader
I haven't seen too many fics on the reader being an absolute little shit and I think it's a hilarious thought, so here we go
TW: Swear words are used, rape is mentioned briefly (just one word)
🔥 You used to be known as the gremlin child in your friend group. Slept all day, stayed up all night, blasted whatever music matched your vibe, and was known for being a downright degenerate
🔥 You'd often end up in the deep, dark corners of the web after your hours of surfing the internet, and, eventually, you stumbled across a blog about an estranged children's show called Welcome Home!
🔥 You thought it was cute, but grew especially fascinated with the show's main character, Wally Darling
🔥 He grew fascinated with you too. A lot
🔥 So he nabbed your ass and took you Home
🔥 When you woke up on his living room floor, you didn't freak out like you thought he would. In fact, you were eerily calm. You sat up and looked at him with a blank expression on your face that he couldn't possibly hope to match
🔥 "If you don't tell me where I am in the next three seconds, I'm running out the door and screaming rape." Wally didn't know what that was, but he knew his friends would be concerned if a stranger ran out of his house screaming anything, so he explained the situation
🔥 You just nodded along as he spoke until he was done. "So, like, I'm stuck here? With no hope of getting out?"
🔥 "Yes, but it's okay, Neighbor.. Your dear friend, Wally will help you settle in..." He cocked his head and smiled.
🔥 "... Yeah, no, fuck that mess. I'm gonna find someone that actually has an ounce of sanity." You tried to walk out but Home wouldn't let open the front door.
🔥 "Open the door before I break a window and get out that way." Home opened the door.
🔥 You met the neighbors and despite the fact that they probably deserved to know that Wally was actually fucking crazy, you wanted to preserve their innocence, so you just acted like you just moved in.
🔥 There was actually a new house on the block, completely suited to your personality, so it wasn't a lie.
🔥 You settled in quickly and made friends with your neighbors (except for Wally), often doing activities with them and hanging out.
🔥 Meanwhile, Wally was distraught! This wasn't going how he wanted at all! Every time he tries to talk to you and explain himself, or apologize, you act like he's a fly @:(
🔥 "Shoo, shoo fly. Bye bye, now." "But.." "Go away 👹."
🔥 You found a boom box in your house and used that to annoy the shit out of him as payback. You tried different genres of music so find which he disliked the most, and then stood outside Home and blasted it at night.
🔥 Turns out, he strongly dislikes rap. He finds most of it distasteful. So, of course, that's what you always play. Your favorite was Short Dick Man by Gillette, you thought it suited him so well 😍🥰
🔥 Yeah, no, he fucking hated that song. He didn't quite understand the lyrics but he could take a guess that you were poking fun at him. He'd poke his head out the window with an uncharacteristic frown. "Would you please.. turn that off.. I can't sleep."
🔥 "Bruh, we both know you literally can't sleep, bffr." You'd turn it up louder.
🔥 Julie would sometimes join in on the fun too. She thought it was such a fun game! You'd just snicker and pass her the boom box.
🔥 Wally decided he'd had enough and marched up to you. "Neighbor, I'm very tired of your games.. You've been acting very unneighborly..."
🔥 "Ok boomer lol"
🔥 At this point, even if he did find a way to send you home, you'd refuse. It's become your life goal to harass him until the day you die. And you don't think you can die in this world, so you get to haunt him forever, isn't that fun? ❤️
#wally darling x reader#wally darling#welcome home fandom#welcome home puppet show#cursed reader#the reader is fucking crazy#but so is wally so it's fine#x reader#rivalry#more like Wally vs. reader tbh#but he loses lol#wally darling headcannons#welcome home headcannons#julie joyful#welcome home julie
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Absolute truth. My circle is small with purpose. Isn't it funny how social media has skewed this? Only people who who lived their childhood years,teenages years and a portion of aulthood without social media, or hell the effing internet, can understand this.
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