#by the way im not talking about rusame

[crepegosette]

everyday I wonder to myself If I should make content of that one controversial ship I like, but then I wonder if it'd bring more harm than good, like is it worth it or is it just one of those things that I should enjoy on the back of my head with myself

[generational-atrophy]

How about russia and canada having an s/o that behave just like america :D

(Canada & Russia X Reader) S/O that's just like America!

(Gender Neutral) Headcanons ~ A/N just so u guys know im a rusame truther lol

Trigger Warning: None, just fluff!

Listen. Matthew loves you. So much. But please, just give this man a moment of peace. He does not need two different people who he cares about breaking into his house and eating all his food. He is barely skating by a heart attack on the daily as it is.

He probably wouldn’t notice that his S/O is like his brother until someone points it out (because who thinks of that?) and when he realizes… he needs like, a week-long vacation at least. Mainly to contemplate his life choices as well as why exactly breaking up with you didn’t cross his mind for even a second. Maybe he’s self-destructive, he thinks, or maybe he’s just in love. When you tackle him in a hug as soon as he gets back from the airport, and his heart skips a beat, he can’t imagine it’s not the second reason.

Fortunately, because he’s had to deal with Alfred for centuries, he has plenty of practice with being patient. When you clamber all over him, desperately vying for his attention at all hours of the day, he just takes a deep breath and gives in. After all, even when you stress him out with your dangerous antics, he’d still choose you over anyone else. Quiet or not.

He won’t try to tone you down, he’ll just be there with the bandages and antiseptic. He would never call your over-emotionality irrational, or tell you to calm down, or anything like that. He supports you wholeheartedly! Even when he doesn’t understand. And you even get the privilege of being the second person in the world that Matthew has the courage to stand up for.

Your absurd behaviour is what drew Ivan to you in the first place. People assume he hates Alfred, but not at all! They’re actually quite good friends, for the simple reason that Alfred is one the only people who ever have the confidence to talk to him. So when someone as attractive as you came up to him, shaking his hand with absolutely no fear, he couldn’t help falling head over heels.

He truly doesn’t mind your loud, strange behaviours and hobbies. His entire life has been so quiet and dreary, you’re like the shot in the arm he needed to get out of his depressive funk. Every time he sees you, covered in paint or dirt, he falls hopelessly in love all over again.

Especially when you’re clingy. Anytime you bother him, yelling and begging for his attention, he’s more than happy to come along with anything you want. As much as he’s scared of his bosses, he’ll always escape work to do random things with you. Even if he’s punished, it’s worth it. Seeing you all hyper and happy… it could make up for any amount of pain to him.

Although… the relationship would probably be a little volatile. If you have mood swings, he has even stronger ones. An S/O that doesn’t think a whole lot before they speak would be really stressful for someone as sensitive as Ivan. Hopefully, you have healthier ways to deal with conflict that you can teach him because he has trouble not resorting to just… leaving or yelling.

But no matter how much you two fight, he would never ask you to change. He loves you just the way you are, and nothing could change that.

[hellonerf]

your mutual here :D

Id say i really want to make friends with you! (like some other anons lol) i love your art and your ideas and i feel lucky we both like caname...(and rusame) 😭You are part of the reason that i keep drawing caname frequently and every time i received a comment from you i felt so delighted and warm. I love the unique way you draw ame and i was so attracted to your art even before i started to post my doodles. And Im increasingly curious about you after that...I really want to interact more with you but im always afraid that you may not like it and after browsing your main blog i realized i actually know very little about you. (its sad TT...btw your artworks are always so amazing and so do your ocs and original stories so its like we are in two worlds) Anyway i really want to talk with you more (even if you leave hetalia fandom someday)and i really hope you wont mind my disturbance😭

ah thank you ... thank you so much ❤️ im really warmed people are having so much fun with my art as i am... and i am happy with the people wanting to be friends ☺️ i get nervous and weird about mixing the different profiles i have on the internet 😭 so there will be a lot split across my profiles... and i am nervous about sharing my thoughts in general, so i apologize if it makes me seem unapproachable 🙏 (also i forget to talk to people often) im fine with people talking to me, i do mean this. it is just that i mainly don't want a set internet identity so i try to pull focus to my art mainly... even still i really don't mind people approaching or talking to me ☺️👍 i dont feel disturbed by it so dont worry

[negative-generation]

i loooove tag games hi captain i love you. sorry im gonna use my main so i dont confuse anyone i tag lmao

[Last Song] dont look back in anger by oasis bcs its on my bullet train playlist and im. thinking thoughts

[Currently Watching] still making my way through peaky blinders im on season 3 right now and Im Afraid. also peaky blinders is very good

[Three Ships] i dont know if this is any ships but im using it like that. rusame hetalia bcs it means every single thing in the world to me and i could talk about it forever. thranto star wars bcs. like. is it not basically canon. also they are so good together. finally igor/dima/yulia (major grom) bcs AAAHHHH they deserve each other and it would be so nice.

[Favourite Colours] pink also!! that and neon green

[Currently Reading] devil in the white city but im thinking of abandoning it and finishing hero of our time by mikhail lermontov bcs its so short

[Currently Consuming] just had strawberry bagel and tangerine for dinner (:

[First Ship] unfortunately kylux. but also i stand by it not for real reasons but because i need to watch them kill each other violently

[Place of Birth] dont worry about it

[Current Location] minnesota but theres no way im sticking around here i need to live in eastern europe i need to live in eastern europe i need to live in

[Last Movie] i was the one who made her watch bullet train lol. so bullet train RHRGRGRGHGREHGRGHGRFRFR RFR GRF GFSHGFGRFRRFGRG (< thinking about lemon and tangerine)

[Currently Working On] im doing all the costuming for my schools production of joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat + working on star wars oc wiki sometimes + working on my website + working on finishing references for my commission sheet + school stuff + holy shit i forgot to write for my writing blog hold on

@heavilycaffeinatedmuffin @portablenetworkgraphic @quibblegoobe @rated-restricted @will-pilled

Tag Game!

tagged by @galactic-rhea thank you so much for tagging me! i love these little games. also it would be awesome to be friends with you lol (^_^*)

ok now let me talk about myself for way too long<3

Last Song: ghostflowers live in 2012 by otep. i specifically like the live version because there's a little poem type bit at the beginning and it ramps up even more than the song already does it's very good...

Currently Watching: i'm depressed rn so all i watch are a few shows i've already seen a bunch of times like the simpsons/futurama, the good place, bob's burgers/the great north, schitts creek, etc on shuffle and star wars movies. im in the middle of aotc rn. the prequels are my favorite.

Three Ships: i'll be real with you guys im genuinely repulsed by romance. like no judgement obviously, it's natural and beautiful i love that for you guys etc. just not for meeeee~

Favorite Colors: PINK followed by blue then purple, triple if they're all together in a color scheme!

Currently Reading: the making of star wars the revenge of the sith. i'm slightly intimidated by it because i have some brain damage that makes reading really hard so most of the things i've read since are magazines or kids books. but i've been practicing really hard and i think i'm getting better so now i'm on Big Girl Books lol.

Currently Consuming: i just had some garlic cheesy bread. not sure what i'll have for dinner

First Ship: same answer as before

Place of Birth: cali baybee

Current Location: i was born in california and i'll die in california

Last Movie: i'm currently watching aotc but i just saw bullet train with my friends in our server today and whoa talk about artistic visuals and fun action choreo.

Currently Working On: novelizing some star wars ttrpg sessions, a coraline au for my star wars oc, and better references for all thirty billion of the little idiots i've made up (thanks to star wars) because artfight is Approaching and if i don't prepare now i'll never be done in time.... plus if i can get the motivation and a good idea i'd like to follow up on my first fanfic a trick of the light. who doesn't like padme resurrection aus? whats that? she's not eating people in yours? your loss my friends. the reanimated corpse of padme can consume the life of sentient beings if she likes. that's what the women's right movement was for.

tagging: @ventresses @jewishcissiekj @atomic-fighter

[shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell]

Mun & Friend talking about countryhumans 01

WARNING!! THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST

The full post will be under the read more. and it has been copy/pasted (with the friend’s consent) almost exactly how it was in the chat thing we were using.

(For reference, M = me F = friend)

M: i recently got dragged into sanother fandom of sorts F: Oh? M: yea M: countryhumans is the fandom i kinda fell into recently it's like someone fused hetalia & countryballs/polandball they don't sugarcoat the history eaither tho im s bit concerned on the matter of one ship in the fandom that a lot of the ppl apparently like F: Oh? M: yea F: What ship? M: USSR x Third Reich aka USSR x Nazi Germant *germany F: ....why? M: idk bc in irl history they were allies? i gues??? tho personally i dont see that ship actually working out. At best they'd get along like a house on fire. F: No??? They weren’t allies M: my brain made me logically think about how that ship would like work and i hate my brain now there was a nonaggression pact and they both took over poland as allies that changed in june 1941 when nazi germany brok the nonaggression pact by invading F: Ah oks. I didn’t know that M: cool also like, i dont get y the fandom sees that ship as a rly fluff/healthy/functional relationship at best the two'd prob get along like a house on fire and that's if the romantic feelings were for both sides which they prob wouldn't b realistically and taking history into account, i can make the logical conclution that third reich is a violent niceguy^tm F: Really? M: the whole breaking the nonaggression pact thing it was a pretty sweet gig for when the two were allies so, logically, if only one side had romantic attraction and the other only saw it as a coworker sort of relationship, and the one who had the romantic feelings happened to be a violent nicrguy^tm well i think that you can get what im getting at here F: Yeah I think I can

[[we both kinda veer off topic for a bit]]

M: also like, a good deal of the fandom somehow unconciously aggrees that USSR got mcfukin thanos snapped but i mean, the irl ussr did kinda fall aprt so it's not THAT far off historically speaking

[[we sorta go off topic for a little bit]]

M: did you know that some people have made a RusAme ship child F: Really? M: just like, im baffled bc of how that would be bilogically possible and yes F: How??? M: like do new countryhumans just pop into existance or is it a sexual reproduction thing bc i sure af dont know mayb its a combination idrk F: maybe it was a new country? M: no it was def a ship child design uncreative name tho F: wtf M: the person literally just named them the ship name F: what's the name? M: Rusame F: really?? M: the person named it the name of the ship yea F: that's lazy as fuck M: yea i know there's a fukin fantasy country name generator y not use that F: that is true why not use that? M: mayb the person didnt kno about it or mayb they wanted to make it clear that it was a actual ship child idk F: or maybe they got lazy M: true F: i still question how that works M: same honestly it's gonna keep me up tonight never thought that i'd be staring at the ceiling for a hour trying to figure out how countryhumans have kids like... do they fuck? or...? F: i'm sticking with the theory that a new country was formed that was the equivalent of sex M: well since there really isnt any canon that i can think of in regards to that theory, you can see it that way i'm thinking that it's a combination of actual fucking and the new country just sorta popping into existance F: i could see that M: must b p awkward for the ones fucking tho lol just doin the thing an then suddenly a child just pops into existance ll *lol F: Lol thats true M: but also, since the fandom subconciously aggreess that russia is ussr's son that means that ussr cannonly fucks and i... dont know what to do with that information F: my question is who did ussr fuck to get russia? M: idk prob not third reich tho F: that's true did...did it fuck itself? M: i dont think so?? thats not how sexual reproduction works that may work in asexual reproduction maybe, but not sexual reproduction F: but what country can do that with the ussr and have russia? M: idk also i cant beilive that were actually talking about this F: how countries can fuck i can't either M: wait a lot of the fandom sees uk & france as america's parents thEY FUCKED F: i think it was an orgy cause spain and dutch M: ok true oml that's sorta historically accurate *wheezing with laughter* F: i mean it's not that far off M: yea true  but there's also canada & australia to think about too bc the fandom kinda sees them & usa as sibs so : ) F: wait i'm just thinking of all the states that were under other countries rule and just became states for america does that mean they became america's sex slaves? M: adopoted children or sibs E W NO im thinking they're either nonexistant or just sorta adopted sibs or something i mean usa & uk did kinda have a falling out in history F: that's true. and amarica did take a lot from britain M: usa had a teenage rebellion that caused the two to kinda dislike eachother p heavily also like, some ppl see some other countries as ussr's kids as well, and my reasearch showed that saud countries that those saw as ussrs kida were some of the ones that made up the ussr irl so in the ch verse ussr has fucked multiple times and i... dont know what to do w/ that information... F: i wonder if the roman empire is a person in this world too M: mayb they're prob like dead but mayb also apparently the irl ussr was made up of 15 diff countries ch ussr fucks and prob woulve continoed to fuck if he didn't get mcfukin thanos snapped F: lmao M: also like i kinda feel sorry for the dude he had 15 kids 15 F: he probably didn't get any sleep like at all M: lol yea constantly shows p late w/ tsarbucks (als no that is not a typo it's a pun lmao) F: lol