Please don't crucified me if this headcanon is deemed unrealistic in real life. (´;ω;`)
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stayed & travelled with the Figs for awhile -- after being found, before finally dropped of to an institution, as the Figs think their travelling life style is not really suitable to raise a child
quickly picked up civilization as he is an intelligent child (that's why he is a ravenclaw)
exchanged letters with the travelling Figs during his time at the institution / orphanage
was a really helpful child during his time at the institution / orphanage that he is close with the staff
he thinks of befriending people is a way of learning & by helping them he gets to experience a lot of different things
a mellow temperament child in general (just like how it is ingame)
likes exploring (bcs damn! we really going places in that game)
picked the silly 'Alex Xander' name himself, maybe he heard a mother called her child with that name once and he is obsessed with that name ever since.
he always writes Xander as his 'family name' to show that he is complete even without a family
actually a bit older than his classmates, as he went through extra few years to catch up to civilization as a feral child
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#anyhow i really love our barn owl; she's so beautiful but with a face like biscuit
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Red Steves aren’t actually stupid like many people have been lead to believe, they just don’t speak the common tongue generally
The way they tend to communicate is mostly non-verbal. It’s a mixture of body language and sign language that they tend to use in their villages
Plenty of Reds don’t actually meet other colours often enough to know the common language, which is why most of them time when they speak it’s choppy and sounds like someone trying to piece together the only words they know to get their point across
Of course there’s still a lot of Reds who learned common, simply because they were either bored or had to speak to a lot of other colours
Prof Red can speak common not because he’s smarter than others, but rather that he learned it in his free time, figuring it would make his research easier
Likewise, Rainbows Red also learned common at some point, to make it easier for him to talk with the other scientists. After all it would be really difficult for all of them to collaborate and create a whole new being if there was such a large language barrier
Because of the fact that Reds don’t learn to talk with their mouths, they’re one of the few races that can effectively communicate with their young before their young learns to form words with their mouths
They’re far more perceptive as a result as well, but because they’re so used to being able to communicate without words they can get easily angered if their words are misunderstood or misconstrued
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Also I'm calling it now, Royce will be the new villain in season 3. I do not trust him or a word he says.
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fckin. i've watched Tin Can Bros' masterpiece Spies are Forever a bajillion times. I've listened to the soundtrack a bajllion times. when my phone malfunctioned and I lost all the music I downloaded from my dad's giant folder of pirated mp3s, the fuckin Spies Are Forever soundtrack was one of the 3 albums that remained bc it was one of the only ones I'd actually bought. which means i listened to it over and over and over until I was able to get student-discounted Spotify (and tbh i do still listen to it over and over, just on Spotify).
and I JUST NOW realized that Curt's beard from the 4 years after Owen's death is a double entendre.
the only other queer person he knew in his line of work just fucking died. of course he gets a beard.
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was just writing an email to my prof and almost instinctively signed it off w "[my name] :3" bc how often i type the :3 as a default like punctuation help mefsdjnfs
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ugh haru is being so damn annoying & I don't trust him in the slightest (he's mean to the professor who I now trust with my life)
AND he's being mean to garurumon ://
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yesterday in class i started to say something but someone else started talking too and so i stopped and the other person finished what they were saying and then my professor turned towards me and asked me what i was saying with the kindest smile i’ve ever seen on this man i almost started crying
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me and the gay guy i'm friends w in my poli sci just giving each other "are you hearing this shit" looks every time this offensive idiot of a man in our group says literally anything is lesbian gay solidarity
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the funniest part of going to art school is getting profs for regular academic classes who have absolutely no idea what their audience is. my political philosophy prof asked us if we know what a venn diagram is today
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