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Post-UD, everybody lives. Established Steddie
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Eddie couldn't do it. He turned, ready to run, but Steve's hand clamped down on his arm like an iron manacle.
"Fuck you, let me go," Eddie hissed.
"Like hell I will," Steve replied, just as harshly. "You have to do this, you're the only one who can."
"I'd rather die."
The sales clerk cleared her throat and Eddie snapped his mouth shut.
"Are you-- can I help you find anything else," she said softly, her hands open in front of her.
"No," Steve replied. "Just this."
'This' was a vacuum cleaner. An upright vacuum cleaner with hose attachment and a retractable cord. A one hundred dollar vacuum cleaner.
Eddie felt sick. He pulled his hand away and Steve let it go awkwardly. Eddie cleared his throat and nodded. "Yeah. Yeah, just this." He pulled out his wallet and passed over the money. Signing the warranty card in a messy scrawl.
They walked out of the store and loaded the vacuum into the back of Steve's truck.
Steve and Eddie had gotten to the car in silence but once the doors were closed it started.
"Babe," Steve said, his voice soft but firm. "What was that about? We agreed we need a new vacuum. Wayne's old one gave up the ghost and the carpet sweeper does nothing. I thought this was cool."
Eddie groaned and rubbed the heels of his hands against his eyes. "It's not-- it's just..."
He couldn't find the words and Steve didn't press him. The interior of the truck's cab was quiet, windows muffling the noise of other shoppers moving through the parking lot, the occasional sound of their radios drifting on the air.
Eddie took a few breaths, heard Steve do the same beside him - in - out - in - out
"Can I check in," Steve says after a few breaths.
"Almost," Eddie replies and they go back to breathing.
This time Eddie breaks the silence. "It's real, right?"
"Real," Steve echoes. "The vacuum? Yeah?"
"It's -- the vacuum we have now? Wayne got it from the Johnsons before they moved to go live with their kids in Des Moines. It was a really good vacuum. Lasted, like. Seven years. The one before that Wayne found in the trash. It needed some fixing up and the hose had to be taped together but it ran for two years."
Steve hums, just a considering noise to show he's listening but leaving Eddie some spacw to talk. Eddie cannot explain how much he appreciates that.
"The stove was a store display they were gonna toss out because the wiring was bad. The couch was abandoned on a curb up in Loch Nora. Most of my clothes come from the Goodwill; Wayne's too, even his work boots. My guitar, my sweetheart, is a hand-me-down to I don't know how many degrees."
Eddie sighs and tips his head back against the headrest. The ceiling of the cab is upholstered in dark blue fabric. Eddie drags his fingers over it.
"Munsons don't get new things, Steve. Not nice ones, anyway." He blew out a rough breath. "I know this is stupid. It's just a vacuum cleaner, but--"
"Don't say that," Steve interrupted. "If I don't get to say stupid neither do you."
Eddie reached over the gear shift and clasped the hand Steve offered.
"Okay," Steve said. "Do you... should we return the vacuum?"
"No," Eddie said. "No, that's not the answer. We-- I have the money. I can afford a new vacuum, a nice one."
"A really nice one."
"And it's okay to buy new things."
"It really is," Steve said.
Eddie nodded. "We're grown ups now, Stevie. Got good jobs, a nice apartment, a fancy new vacuum cleaner. What's next, a picket fence? 2.5 kids and a dog?"
Steve smiled and pulled Eddie's hand up to his face, pressed a kiss against his knuckles before letting go and reaching for the ignition. "I'm allergic to dogs but let's get home and we can start working on kids."
Eddie reached out for Steve, pulling him across the armrest into a fierce kiss.
Steve fell back into his seat, a bright flush in his cheeks. "Wow," Steve said, starting the car. "What are you gonna do when we buy a house?"
The radio came to life but Eddie could barely hear it over his own laughter.
#fanfiction#fanfic#littlechivalry#my writing#steve harrington#steddie#eddie munson#stranger things#being poor is hard#that first big purchase is incredibly scary#i grew up on hand me downs and coupon clipping#i almost had a panic attack buying my first laptop#it was a thousand dollars - that was insane money#also i have no idea what vacuums cost in the late 80s
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star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,
#star trek#qcard#quodo#garashir#sisko and his dumb rogues gallery. collecting evil men like bugs#deyoun. or so i’ve heard.#intendant kira#<- she’s an exception her gay mind game shit was VERY intentionally written#nevertheless she had that shit on point#there’s probably more in shows i haven’t seen but the fact that i can confidently list 3 is saying something#ds9#tng#suggestive#i think it’s because Society#dictating what romance plots Should Look Like#so they all end up sucking ass#but the moment a relationship isn’t defined by the standard of ‘oh#they’re gonna get together or something’#we get the most insane shit#because they’re writing with pure chemistry in mind not Heterosexuality#this is why queerbaiting needs to come back (SLASH JAY)#bc now ALL couples are written with Couple Shit in mind. and it gets boring#‘if i’d known that sooner i would have appeared as a female’#‘i drop by quarks at random intervals throughout the day just to let him know i’m thinking about him’#‘when you die i’m going to buy your vacuum sealed corpse pieces and put it on a pedestal in my office’#garashir shoulder event#do you hear yourself right now#do you SEE yourself
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Detect Absolute Vacuum Cleaner Functional for The Sims 2
This is a 4to2 conversion from Cowbuild, 3k polygons. It's a functional vacuum that works like my previous Bust The Dust (read this post for more info). Found in Big Appliances.
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#the sims 2#ts2#sims 2 cc#sims 2 download#the sims 2 cc#ts2 download#4to2#4to2 conversion#buy mode#functional#appliances#vacuum cleaner#vacuum#dyson
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Caught myself thinking about Chloe Bourgeois and my unpopular opinions about her (that redemption arcs are so expected in any mean character of any media that she is a refreshingly nuanced and interesting take on a character that refuses to take accountability and go through a redemption arc because she doesn't like the consequences that come with taking responsibility for her bad actions and that I very much prefer how her arc is unfortunately tragic in the original show). I am then shot 57 times.
#i like chloe in a vacuum#but every time i see the Internet Takes about her i cant help but wanna avoid any discussion whatsoever#its not even Fandom Takes#whole ass people in the Internet that never watched the show simply buy into the narrative of her “ruined redemption”#and spread rumors without any source#i very much enjoy fanarts and fan works where shes cool and nice and awesome#but i also very much enjoy the original character in isolation where she is flawed and refuses to commit to a harder path#because of how she was raised and what she deems comfortable#people clamour for “flawed females characters” but also want Chloe to be fully redeemed and nice???#when the actual thing we got is so much more interesting???#miraculous rambles#miraculous ladybug#chloe bourgeois
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This is so Nanami core
#gojo is the one telling him not to buy the vacuum btw#nanami kento#jjk nanami#kento nanami#nanami x reader
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there are no words for how much I love Jere
#his ig story ramblings today:#'buy my merch because it's on black friday sale'#'but don't buy things you don't need because we are drowning in stuff'#'also don't believe marketing lies and greenwashing'#'when I was a home electronics salesman I once hit my head in the door of a clothes dryer while serving a customer'#'once I sold the wrong dust bags of a vacuum cleaner to a very distinguished gentleman and he said 'fuck you'#'once I tried selling a new washing maschine to an old lady but she said she prefers the old one because it gives her great orgasms'#käärijä
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i bought a bag of pink lady apples two days ago and it’s gone i fear i may be a horse
#demolished that shit#i forget i need actual food sometimes and then go buy fruit and suddenly i am a vacuum#ear life updates
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I AM
EXCITED
#im MOVING tomorrow :D#i still have some last things to pack (lights. a bunch of smaller miscellaneous things. and the last of my pillows/plushies/blankets)#but im purposely leaving them for tomorrow morning#my grandma asked if she could stay & help me unpack a bit so i said sure (i dont really want the movers to do that for me - same as packing)#then its just getting basics unpacked. see if landlord got the mail key. and order some new things#(new bed sheets. at least 2 chairs)#and go out and buy some more (1-2 more trash bins. shower curtain. vacuum(?what is spelling). bike air pump)#b u t still excited!!!! itll be interesting to live on my own from now on#amber's shit you can ignore
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They really should've let us meet Duke Ravenguard before he got captured.
Right now, it's Just Some Guy, and he's gone before you could've gotten into the burning building.
But what if—but what if you meet the Duke, and he has no idea who you are, but you can tell him you're a Baldurian and suddenly he's like 'I must help you, because my city's people are not unaffected.' And you get the chance to point out it's, at most, four of you in the woods. But the Duke says that four is enough. That even one would be enough. He appologises that he needs the time to gather his supplies and people, but come to Walkeen's Rest tomorrow and you will head out to return to the Gate and the best healers within it at the first light of dawn
...and then you show up and the goddamn town is on fire.
Wyll would get an alternate scene where he's heartened to see his father after so long, attempts to explain, and yet his father scorns him for the monster he's become (if you've met Karlach) or tethered himself to (if Karlach isn't there or already turned over to Mizora). Wyll attempts to explain, but his father cuts him off, says he'll never forgive him. Then the Duke catches himself. Apologises that his responsibilities and duties as a Duke must come between them. And that, in lieu of forgiveness, he could at least listen to Wyll. But that he is too angry right now, and any explanation would fall on deafened ears. Please, the Duke pleads with us. Come back tomorrow, if you could stomach a father who could not give his forgiveness, but would at least give you supplies for the road instead. And of course Wyll gives you puppy dog eyes so you agree.
That night, Wyll tells you a little of what brought him to Mizora's feet, and his hopes that, even if his father couldn't forgive him, the two of them may tomorrow reach an understanding, at least. Wyll tells you how long he's said nothing to his father, from his fears of what he would think, trying to protect the Duke from Wyll's own follies. But that he sees now that Wyll wasn't trying to protect his father or the Gate, but himself. Wyll cannot tell his father everything—because at this point Wyll doesn't even know—but you can help bolster his resolve to tell his father what he can.
...then you wake and the village is on fire.
#bg3#wyll ravengard#duke ravengard#basic storytelling says 'show is the thing before you take it'#Wyll's arc right now is serviceable#but small tweaks could've made it *so much better*#I didn't even know there was a dragon at the end of it until act 3!!#That alone would've given me *so much* buy-in!!!#It took me forever to puzzle out in this how to get an unskipable cutscenes to feel natural#but having it be after the long rest builds the anticipation and helps twist the knife deeper#along with letting the game reset and make sure you aren't going too fast#(you could probably kill the Duke and Gortash would just use the power vacuum to get himself crown & set you on the main timeline)
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rolling up to pelican town and bagging the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes is hilarious when you consider how you can dress yourself in this game
For example I have provided illustrations
Haley. Sexy, stylish, beautiful. Me in my toga and laurel wreath and mud on my feet. Probably smell like fish bc this was right after 1.6 released and I was obsessed.
Emily. So stylish and avante garde and quirky and manic pixie dream wife. I'm wearing a garbage can lid as a hat and a 'shirt' literally made of seaweed. Only saving grace might be the crystal shoes if it wasn't so dissonant with the rest of the Fit. Probably has loose honey in pockets.
Alex, my most recent beau. He doesn't know it yet but he shall be mine. I have recently discovered the propeller hat and the galaxy hammer. I may have accidentally smacked him with it once. Not pictured: my 20 fish ponds and green Goku hair hidden under the propeller hat. Also I'm trying to raise slimes and it low-key kinda sucks. I'm about to rock your world Alex baby.
#sdv#this inspired by my previous post about having to talk shane down from the ledge while wearing the propeller hat#stardew valley#you are going door to door selling vacuum cleaners. you pull up to a farm and the most beautiful woman in the world answers the door.#you ask if shed like to buy one. she says she'll have to ask her wife. hopes already dashed. ahe turns and shouts across the yard#and to your surprise and fear a woman in a toga and laurel wreath stands up out of the corn and starts sprinting towards you with a sword#like julius caesar back for vengeance#you flee.#noone at the office believes you.#the most conventionally attractive farmer ive made is for the Elliot romance run ive yet to actually do much on#which is hilarious considering its elliott#that man is gay#seriously tho WHY SLIME HUTCH SO BIG INSIDE IF I CAN ONLY HAVE TWENTY SLIMES IN THER#and 20 slimes dont even give enough slime per day to make ONE slime egg
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I want to befriend Kaneki and meet with him and email him forever
#we should do everything together everything should be parallel play#and then when we go our separate ways at the end of the day I want to still email him things#like pictures of succulents and a glimpse under the amazon river#I want to email him pbs eons videos#I can show him coffee shop vlogs and ask “is this u”#in person I’d mostly let him do the talking and decide what to do#take me down the most intimidating alley on a whim after you said we were just buying lunch pls#I want to eat lunch with him so bad 😭😭😭🙏#it’d be kind of awkward though bc he wouldn’t be eating anything he’d just be sipping his coffee#being with Kaneki is the ultimate dream I wanna see his morning irritation I want to be pleasantly startled by him with his quiet footsteps#& get to ask him about what he’s reading#or how his training is going#or whatever he’s doing#I would ask him how he’d rate vacuuming out of 10 and if he gives it below a 5 will vacuum his house#I feel like he’d lie though and say he likes doing every kind of work just to stop others from doing it#unless he wasn’t in a state where he’s able to actively think about others like that#he should stop doing things and jsut relax imagine taking him on a nice tour trip up mount Fuji that would b nice#stay in a cabin make a snowman clap for him when he skis#he was so good at skiing in the TG calendar?!?? who taught him to ski#did he read “idiots guide to skiing” a day before and absorb all the knowledge like a sponge#he’s so smart. I wish I was smart. or at least smart in an applicable way#I want to try harder but I kind of can’t#or I get sort of frozen by something and can’t find a way forward unless I scurry around it (no one wants u to do this)#I love Kaneki he’s both literally and kind of metaphorically half human and I am too so if we combine we’ll have the power of one full human#we can be human if we stand close enough together#idk he might not want to stand next to me tho he has better options#kaneki time
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i did everything on my to-do list for today except one and my brain is trying to convince me i'm the worst person alive 👍
#like all i had left to do was go buy some presents for my sister#which i can very much do tomorrow#actually i forgot to vacuum but i can do that tomorrow too#why does my brain hate meeeeee#shut up claire
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TS4 Bust The Dust Vacuum Functional for The Sims 2
This object is cloned from SpiralboundSims Vacuum cleaner, so it works in the same way (read the original post for more info). Sims can use (non independently) the vacuum to clean trash, puddles and dirt like that. It also need to be cleaned (changing the sack) and to be repaired. When used, the vacuum will go in sims inventory and another vacuum will spawn on the ground. After the use it will disappear and you need to positionate the inventory vacuum again on the lot. I fixed the code that was preventing the second vacuum to take the recolors, now it works perfectly :) Found in Big Appliances. Original mesh is from TheNinthWaveSims, but I made the front of the vacuum glass like, so you can see the dust inside. Low poly
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#sims 2 cc#the sims 2#ts2#the sims 2 cc#ts2 download#4to2#4to2 conversion#sims 2 download#sims 2 objects#vacuum#vacuum cleaner#functional#buy mode
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Vacuum sealer: ❌️
SALMON LAMINATOR: ✅️
#salmon laminator#kitchen#kitchen equipment#silly#sometimes i think im so funny#lidl#their marketing needs work#i wouldnt buy a vacuum sealer#but i would ABSOLUTELY buy a salmon laminator
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I’m sure those articles written by ex-terfs looking to deradicalise other terfs do occasionally help, and honestly if you’re an ex-terf I think you are morally obligated to berate the bigots you used to call comrades out of their horrendous belief systems, but whenever I read those articles it’s clear to me that these people still view trans people as research specimens to debate over, they’ve just generously shifted over to the side of “i think exterminating this minority group is bad”
#and they also tend to still have reactionary opinions about sex and gender!#like thanks for no longer thinking the transgendereds are all monsters#but your beliefs are not localised to ‘the trans question’ they exist in a web of beliefs about sex and sexuality#and the role of gender in society more broadly#we will probably see more of these types pop up more and more#as more of them realise they either have to fully buy into fascism or leave their movement#and that’s a net good obviously like I’m glad they’re doing that#it’s just frustrating that they tend to not let go of their abstract view of trans people#like we’re still just a topic to debate on twitter#anyway I need to go vacuum my apartment
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The worst part about troubleshooting something is when you spend two hours trying to figure it out, and once you do, you find out you have to buy a whole new thing anyway. It's like, what even is the point of trying?
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