#by a couple of well placed foodborne illness psa posts on here actually
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[LAYS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR] MY MOM LEFT THE GRAVY AND BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP SHE MADE YESTERDAY JUST OUT ON THE STOVETOP OVERNIGHT AND ALL DAY TODAY AND THEN TRIED TO FEED IT TO US
#HELLO!! HELLO!!!!#APPARENTLY SHE HAS A REPUTATION WITH WORK FRIENDS FOR BEING GROSS BECAUSE SHE'LL EAT YOGURT SHE BROUGHT FOR LUNCH 2 DAYS LATER#AFTER KEEPING IT IN A CUPBOARD AT ROOM TEMP#FUCKING??? HELLO??????#I AM ABSOLVED!! OF EVER CARING WHETHER MY MOM THINKS MY RISK ASSESSMENT IS CRAZY!! EVER AGAIN!!! HOLY SHIT!!!#I have in the last two years been transformed from a 'will probably eat last night's pizza' goblin to... Not That#by a couple of well placed foodborne illness psa posts on here actually#but TWO DAY OLD? YOGURT?? TURKEY GRAVY????????? THERE IS NO-- YOU ARE NOT IN THE ACCEPTABLE GREY ZONE OF GROSS ANYMORE#I AM LEGITIMATELY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR JUDGEMENT#DAIRY???!!!???????? WET!! MEAT SLIMES!!????????? MOTHER.#she SAYS people do it in england and she got desensitized and now she's like 'idk I haven't gotten sick yet haha' dude no! no!!#I am unwilling to believe They Do It In England Routinely without hard evidence that is a DAMNING accusation to level at an entire culture#even one infamous for being food criminals#maybe your husband and his family are just nasty#I can't believe! I actually cannot believe this!! I feel like I've gone insane!!!#like this is not 'I'm 100% correct but could be accused of being paranoid or uptight anyway' this is just... beyond the pale#about me#irl frens#(and family)
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