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[hardynwa]

"APC won" - Tinubu tells foreign media to Ignore opposition

REPRESENTATIVES of the President-Elect, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, yesterday, told the international media that the All Progressives Congress, APC, a candidate won the February 25 polls contrary to the claims of opposition parties such as the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP; and Labour Party, LP. Led by Mr Festus Keyamo, the chief spokesperson of the Tinubu Campaign and Minister of State Labour; the team, which had Minister of Youth and Sports, Mr Sunday Dare; and Assistant Principal Spokesperson, Mr Ajuri Ngelale, had at a parley with the International Media at the Press, Centre Washington Dc, United States, yesterday. In a statement titled: “Separating the Facts from Fictions,” Keyamo and members of his team said that the 2023 polls were free and fair and the President Muhammadu Buhari Administration ensured a level playing via no interference. According to them, the Bimodal Voters Accreditation System, BVAS, did not fail on Election Day as alleged by the opposition but recorded 88 per cent success, adding that opposition parties accepted the results of senatorial and House of Representatives elections held on the same day, which they won but chose to kick against that of the presidential they lost. Insisting that Tinubu won the polls and met the constitutional requirement to be declared president-elect, they said incidents of violence and irregularities recorded in a few polling units were not enough to affect the overall outcome of the election. They said having gone to court to challenge the result, the opposition parties should desist from spreading false tales. According to the results announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, the APC had 8,794,726 (36.61%); PDP – 6,984,520 (29.07%); LP – 6,101,533 (25.40%); and NNPP – 1,496,687(6.23%). The statement read in part: “The country’s out-going President, Muhammadu Buhari, signed into law a Bill that seeks to improve our electoral process by introducing technology as a means of accrediting voters at the polling units. This is known as the Electoral L Act, of 2022. The opposition and international observers hailed him on this. “There was also complete non-interference in the political process by State institutions. There were no reports of the deployment of security agents or State apparatus in support of the candidate of the ruling party. In fact, in some instances, the opposition celebrated the fact that our candidate had no support of the Government. These led to well-published reports (albeit false) that the President was not in support of the candidate of his own party. State of leading parties before elections “The ruling party, the All Progressives Congress controlled 21 out of the 36 states of the country and the FCT before the elections with elected Governors; whilst the main opposition, the People’s Demoratic Party had 14 governors and the All Progressives Grand Alliance had one governor. The Labour Party had no single governor or elected official at any level of Government. “About eight months to the elections, the main opposition, the PDP, suffered some major set-backs. Its Vice-Presidential Candidate in 2019, Mr. Peter Obi moved to the Labour Party with his supporters, mainly from his region of origin, the South-East. Another of the Party’s main pillar of support in the North-West, Alhaji Musa Kwakwanso moved to the New Nigerian People’s Party (NNPP), taking with him a chunk of the party’s supporters in that region. Five (5) out of the 14 Governors of the PDP, publicly announced they would not be campaigning for or supporting its Presidential Candidate (Alhaji Atiku Abubakar). Meanwhile, the ruling party remained one huge, indivisible entity with no departure of any of its elected officials or public dissent from them. It was in this state of affairs that all the parties went into the elections. February 25 poll “Contrary to the false outcry by the opposition, the main technological device, Bi-modal Voters Accreditation System, BVAS, did not fail on the election day. All the local and international observers scored the use of BVAS very high, with one local body called YIAGA, working in coalition with the EU and other International Observers, saying it recorded 88% success in all the polling units it monitored. The Nigeria Bar Association also issued its report saying only 8 percent of voters were not satisfied with the process on that day. The portal that the opposition made so much noise about, IREV, is just a viewing portal, which has nothing to do with accreditation or verification of voters or even the counting or recording of votes. Credibility of results “Our Constitution requires a Presidential candidate to secure the highest number of votes and score at at least one-quarter of the votes in two-thirds of the States of the Federation which includes the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. “Only Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu met these requirements especially that of the spread (he scored 25 percent and above in 29 States), even though all 3 top candidates won 12 States each. The candidate of the PDP scored 25% and above in just 21 States, falling short of the 24 states required and the candidate of the Labour Party scored 25% and above in 15 States plus the Federal Capital Territory, making it 16 States. There was just no pathway to victory for these candidates who did not have the requisite national acceptability. So, how tenable is the claim of rigging the elections? We see none “It is significant to note that the elections were so credible that it threw up some upsets in our otherwise settled demography. For the first time, 20 sitting Governors lost their states, mostly those of the ruling party. Seven Governors who sought elections into the Senate failed to scale through. This has never happened in the history of Nigeria. In addition, the President-Elect lost his home State (Lagos State); the sitting President lost his home State (Katsina State); the Director-General of the Campaign lost his home State (Plateau State); the ruling Party Chairman lost his home State (Nassarawa State); the Chairman of the ruling Party’s Governor Forum lost his home State (Kebbi State) and the ruling party lost some of its traditional strong holds like Yobe State, Kaduna State and Kano State. All these go to show that it was a keenly Read the full article

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[ill-skillsgard]

Pretty please with a big fat cheery on top write a continuation to the bva imagine where bill comes home after his sole vacation and hanging up on her. Like what will happen the next day? Will she continue ignoring him? Will bill being needy and beg for forgiveness or will he feel irritate and back off? And what about Alex and Valter? Will they help or stay out of it?

Here is the pre-reading (x)

Thank you @walkxthexmoon for the request!

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Bill lay awake in his bed, listening to her fuck the Dane all night. It wasn't like he wanted to hear her moans and to imagine Andersen's perfect muscled body using her until she was panting and mewling like a beaten animal. She did it on purpose. Alex's lucky night was Bill's reminder to think things through to completion before acting. Forced to listen to her moaning, gasping and telling the Danishman how good it felt to have his cock inside her, Bill toiled with his life choices alone.

She didn't tell V about it either. He couldn't seek any advice from either of the men of the house. Supposedly she had been so upset while he was gone that she refused to see either of them. Now that he was home, it was time for her to flaunt her relationship with the other two with utmost disregard for thin walls.

She spent an entire twenty-four hours with Valter after her romp the night before. Every text message went unanswered, but there weren't many of them. Bill kept his distance until fate would have them in the same room again.

It had been four days, and Bill hadn't packed his bags as she told him to. He was too patient for that. It was one of the things about Bill she loved and subsequently hated. His resolve was always so tough. He could wait for days and days for an opening and pretend like it didn't bother him.

He heard her uneasy breath from across the living room. Bill had crossed her path as she huddled on the couch with a book. The house was devoid of any other male presence. It was only them.

"What are you doing?" She finally asked him once their eye contact grew too strenuous.

"I'm looking at you."

"Why?" She tossed the question like a soiled tissue.

"Because you're beautiful, and I miss looking at you."

She tried to bring her eyes to the text again, but she knew the dismissal to be futile. "That's nice."

Bill set his teeth together calmly. Her bite wouldn't deter him—not this time. He started toward the couch and slid onto the cushion beside her. This had her drawing away, but when he plucked the book from her grasp and set it on the table, her resentment became curiosity. He trapped her shoulders with one long arm, pulled her in, and brought her face to his.

He kissed her long and hard. It wasn't a sensual, open-mouthed kiss. In fact, it lacked romance entirely. This kiss was a reassurance. Bill wouldn't let the game of silence go on for any longer. Lips crushing hers, he pulled away only slightly to study her reaction before kissing her again. His mouth came away from hers with another lovely smacking noise.

"Sometimes, you forget how hard it is to share you. And that's okay. But if you think I've done anything out of malice, I want you to know, you're wrong. I'm only trying to maintain my sanity the best way I know how."

Stunned, she nodded. All this time, she thought Bill had gone away simply because he could, to teach her that he was the one in control and he could disappear at a drop if he wanted. How wrong she had been. His reason was no superficial display of dominance, but a plea to retain his dignity while not posing a problem to the ones with which he shared his life. She understood.

"I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget how hard it must be for you... For all of you."

"Let's not talk about this anymore. God, I've missed you."

Bill kissed her again, eager to meet her tongue this time. He unravelled her from the blanket, and pulled her chest against his with a wide palm on her back. When she relaxed against him and accepted his affections with a gentle moan, his hand snaked to his pocket and pulled out his cell phone.

"I have something for you."

"What is it?" She asked.

"It's just a little video I made."

He brought up the file and pressed play, passing his phone off to her so he could watch her face. It was the video he had taken in his hotel room; the one he knew would get her pulse thumping.

The inquisition mending her brow together split after the first five seconds of shaky camerawork. She swallowed when the same man who sat beside her, touched himself in the video. A few more seconds passed, and he could hear her breath struggling to come out steadily.

Bill couldn't deny that watching her watch him stroking his cock was obscenely satisfying. The way she squirmed made him do the same, and soon, what played on the screen reflected true in the present. He became hard, finding her hand to place in his lap to prove it so.

The captured voice asked the questions dancing in Bill's head. "Do you miss playing with Daddy's cock? 'Cause Daddy sure misses his princess's touch. Mm, fuck, nothing feels as good as you, baby. Mm-hmm, when I get home, I'm gonna play with you like a little toy. Yeah, like a little fuck-toy. Daddy's gonna use your hands, and your mouth, and your pussy, oh yes. And I'm gonna get all that baby girl cum for myself. Yeah, that's right. We'll play our special game and try to see how many times I can make you come before you can't take it anymore. How's that sound?"

"How dare you do this to me when I'm trying to hate you," she whispered.

He forced her to squeeze his hardening shaft. "Come on then... Hate me."

[bill-skarsgalactic]

OKAY.  So I took your comments into consideration and spent (see: wasted) more time on this BVA facemorph for your spank banks. You’re welcome.

I give you, BVA 2.0

[sorryimviolet]

Playing volleyball with the guys would be so fun, since all of them are athletically inclined and their comments would be hilarious.

Alex would insist you pick teams, the Swedes forming one and you and the Dane be the other, his competitiveness showing through after a few rounds.

Valter would make many jokes and comments, occasionally staring at you after one particularly hard serve, making your breasts bounce at the movement.

Bill was in a playful mood, meaning you got lots of flirty ass slaps when the ball kept going out of bounds.

[a-dead-mouse]

Illinformed - The Mould Tape - 2015

[lihikainanea]

I'm so excited for Bill in The Northman, I just saw that the shooting starts next month and I just want to see him as a Viking. After Pennywise his career looks so good, all his next projects seem very interesting. Also although I like scary movies, I would like to see him in a romcom or some movie similar to those he did in Sweden, like Victoria or Simple Simon

ME TOO ON ALL ACCOUNTS. Like, are they going to give him facial hair? long hair? Long hair braided into beautiful styles like Alex H.? Clothe him in pelts? GODDAMNIT.

Also, I know Valter gets a lot of love for his sass but like...Bill is also incredibly sassy. If anything he’s just slightly less sarcastic and far more deadpan about it. But he has brilliant comedic timing, and I would LOVE to see him in a rom com.

Also uhhhhhhhh @dreamtherapy have we thought about Bill getting the Northman role and going full viking in the BVA household? And Alex being like...you tall bitch that is MY thing?

[walkxthexmoon]

To end my little 300 followers celebration I have made a list with my favorite Alex + Bill (and their characters) imagines/ fanfics!

+ basically everything @ill-skillsgard and @dreamtherapy write for BVA Game

If anyone wants to add up to this list, please do so I can read more of them:)

[skrsgvrd-blog]

The Livestream (BBM)

Okay, I’ll admit that this isn’t the most original idea. I forget who does all of the BVA prompts (is it @illskarsgard?), but I wanted to do my own take on the idea with my own three guys. This is Bill Skarsgard, Bryan Dechart, and Matthew Gray Gubler. I hope you guys like this soft, fluffy fic. I will be posting it here because I’m not doing all that tagging on Ao3. Also, if you want a great version of this song to listen to while you read... Click Here!

Tag list:

@sorryimviolet @bill-istvan

Let me know if you’d like to be added or removed!

It was a rare occasion when they were all gone, but when those days inevitably came, you found yourself with an empty hole in your heart that crushed you. The first one to leave was Bill. He was so highly sought-after that it made it difficult to pin him down in the first place. He hadn't told you much. He had mentioned that Andy Muschietti had another film brewing that he needed to be a part of, no if's, and's, or but's. Then it was Matthew. He had gone to visit his mother in Vegas. It was a trip he took often. You knew that he would be back soon, but you still felt that empty loneliness in your soul without him. His personality was so childish, affectionate, and ever so slightly spooky that it could be addictive at times. The last one to leave was Bryan. He had a convention to attend. He was still riding the high off of his portrayal of the Android, Connor, in Detroit: Become Human. He'd offered to bring you, but the last time you went anywhere with any of the boys, paparazzi had to snap pictures. The first time you were on the cover of The National Enquirer, you cried for a month. Rumors had spread about your unorthodox relationship. People like Perez Hilton were calling you a slut on live television. You couldn't do a thing without someone blogging about it. You were happy that you still had a group of fans that supported your art. Your band wasn't as successful as most, but that was okay. Every day you did an Instagram Live event. You would thank everyone for their support and sing a song or two. It made you happy to see all of the comments from fans. So, with a quick application of makeup (you didn't dare risk people taking screenshots of your makeup-less face), you pushed the button on your phone and went live. You smiled as your fans trickled into the live stream, "Hi everyone!" You waved. Hearts began to ascend the side of the screen along with comments. "I love you!" Many wrote. "Hi, mom!" A few teens jokingly wrote. "Come to Brazil!" You saw a couple of times. You couldn't help but smile more genuinely at the warmth flooding in. You made your way out of the bathroom, cautiously. "Sorry, I just did my makeup, so I'm still in the bathroom." You chuckled. As you moved into your bedroom, you sat on your bed and continued to read comments, thanking your fans for being so kind and supporting you. You brushed off the negative comments that came through. You were good at that, thank goodness. "Where are your boys?" A couple of fans asked. You giggled at your nickname for them. "The boys? Oh, they're just busy." Your complex relationship was common knowledge, but you didn't like going too deeply into it. "Did you guys want to sing today?" A flood of yesses and hearts gave you an affirmative answer. "Let me put on Spotify and see if we can find something fun. What are we in the mood for today? Pop? Rock?" You skimmed through your playlist of instrumentals before finally settling on one that made your heart momentarily skip: Let Her Go by Passenger. The lyrics cycled through your head and instantly burned into that hole in your chest. You knew this had to be the song of the day. "Okay, I've got one." You said, smile fading. You cleared your throat and got serious.

Well you only need the light when it's burning low Only miss the sun when it starts to snow Only know you love her when you let her go

Your eyes closed, and you paused.

"Are you okay, mom?" "Are you crying?" "No, don't cry!" Comments of all kinds flooded in. You weren't crying, but you were sad. You missed your boys. You missed the way they held you close and sang songs with you. You missed the feeling of Matthew's stubble as he kissed your cheek. You missed the way Bryan looked at you with such intense love in his eyes. You missed the way Bill teased and joked with you as a best friend should. You smiled weakly.

Only know you've been high when you're feeling low Only hate the road when you're missing home Only know you love her when you let her go And you let her go

You continued, not knowing that someone had crept in the door downstairs. As the gentle melody echoed through the house, the intruder paused to listen. Your voice was enchanting; like an angel. He took the steps slowly, one foot in front of the other as he gripped the railing. He didn't want to alarm you. No, that was the last thing he wanted. When he approached your room, he was relieved to find the door already open. That was less of an opportunity for noise. You had made it through a large chunk of the song by that time, entering into a sort of trance. Singing enraptured your soul. You closed your eyes as you sang, unaware of the man who was creeping up behind you.

Well, you only need the light when it's burning low Only miss the sun when it starts to snow Only know you love her when you let her go Only know you've been high when you're feeling low Only hate the road when you're missing home Only know you love her when you let her go

You heard a tiny rustling of what sounded like plastic, causing you to start. Your eyes caught a lovely pink-tinged plastic. It was a bouquet. The man who held the bouquet? Your love, Bill. You smiled and jumped up from your seated position, embracing him. It was all caught on camera for the stream to see. You covered him in red kisses as he laughed. "Are you live right now?" He asked. You didn't answer him. You held him close to you, listening to his heartbeat. "I missed you so much." You whispered. "I was gone two days!" He teased, "I wasn't filming, I just had to go talk to..." He glanced at your phone, not wanting to give any insider information, "Anyway, I'm here." "Do you want to finish my video with me?" You asked, knowing he wasn't one for impromptu camera appearances. "Sötis, I'm really tired. I just got off a flight." He ran a hand through your hair as you frowned. "Okay. I'll make you some tea. Just give me a minute, yeah?" You straightened the lapels of his jacket, giving him a quick smile. He sighed in agreement, giving a quick wave to the camera before heading off down the stairs.

"You two are so cute!" "I stan so hard!" "He's so hot wtf!"

You laughed at the comments that poured in as you approached the phone. The music had moved onto a different song, so you paused it. "Okay, guys. I've got a sleepy baby to take care of. You know how it is. Maybe I'll get on later, but I have to go. I'm sorry!" You held your hands in front of you as if in silent prayer, bidding your stream attendees "I'm sorry" and "Goodbye." You turned off the stream, a feeling of calm washing over you. You meant it when you said you were going to make Bill some tea. You hadn't intended on making some for yourself, but you changed your mind. You slowly tip-toed down the stairs, hearing whispering as you crept. "Bill?" You called out, causing an immediate silence. You walked into the kitchen to see both Matthew and Bryan waiting for you, joining Bill with smiles. You ran to embrace them all. "What is all of this?" You asked, almost crying at the sight of the three men you loved more than life itself. "We just wanted to surprise you." Bryan offered, moving a gentle hand to the back of your neck. "That, and my flight got canceled." Matthew laughed, "But you know, maybe this is where we're all supposed to be right now." You embraced them all tightly, not wanting to let them go. Your agreement was silent but very, very loud.

[hardynwa]

Presidential Election result: Atiku, PDP withdraw fresh application against INEC

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, and its candidate, Atiku Abubakar, on Wednesday, withdrew a fresh application they filed to compel the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, to allow their agents to participate in the process of sorting out ballot papers that were used for the presidential election that held on February 25. Both PDP and Atiku, who are separately challenging the outcome of the election that was declared in favour of the candidate of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, Bola Tinubu, told the Presidential Election Petition Court, PEPC, sitting at the Court of Appeal in Abuja, that they were no longer interested in the application. When the motion ex-parte, marked: CA/PEC/10M/2023, was called up for hearing on Wednesday, Atiku, through his team of lawyers led by Mr. Joe Kyari Gadzama, SAN, told the court that he filed a notice of discontinuance. Vanguard learned that the decision of Atiku who came second at the presidential election, to withdraw the application, was a fallout of a meeting his legal team held with the leadership of the electoral body on Tuesday. “We filed the application owing to challenges and administrative bottlenecks we encountered at the INEC office when we went for access to the election materials as ordered by the court. “However, before the application dated March 13 could be slated for hearing, INEC, on its own, called our legal team for a meeting. “It was at that meeting which held yesterday (Tuesday) that all the grey areas were sorted out, with INEC, pledging to allow our agents to observe the process of sorting out some of the electoral materials we requested for, especially the ballot papers. “Since that was primarily our prayer in the fresh application we filed, we felt that it would not be necessary to proceed with the hearing. So, to save judicial time, we filed a notice of discontinuance which was accordingly granted”, a member of Atiku’s legal team, who did not want his name mentioned because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, told Vanguard. Meanwhile, following the withdrawal of the application, Justice Joseph Ikyegh-led three-member panel struck it out. Specifically, Atiku had in the withdrawn application, which he predicated on 11 grounds, maintained that it was necessary for agents of his party to be present during the sorting out of the electoral materials he would need to prepare a petition he intends to lodge against the outcome of the presidential election. He said there was need for his agents to observe/participate in the sorting of materials he requested in all the offices of INEC nationwide, in line with the ex-parte order the court made on March 3. The tribunal had in the said order, directed INEC to allow the Applicants, Atiku and PDP, to inspect, scan, and carry out forensic examination and analysis of the ballot papers, data form, BVAS/and or card readers, including photocopying of the ballot papers, information stored in the computer server/IREV. Atiku argued that allowing the agents of his party to be on the ground while the materials are sorted out, would ensure transparency in the process and guarantee that the ballot papers would not be tampered with. It will be recalled that though the court ordered INEC to grant both Atiku and his counterpart in the Labour Party, LP, Peter Obi, who came third in the election, access to the electoral materials, however, in a subsequent order it made on March 8, the panel gave the electoral body the nod to reconfigure the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System, BVAS, machines it used for the presidential election. The court held that stopping INEC from reconfiguring the BVAS would adversely affect the conduct of Governorship and State Assembly elections billed for Saturday. It dismissed objections that the LP and its candidate, Obi, raised against INEC’s move to reconfigure all the BVAS devices that were used for the presidential poll. According to the court, allowing the objections by Obi and his party would amount to “tying the hands of the Respondent, INEC”. It noted that INEC depositions in an affidavit, that accreditation data contained in the BVAS could not be tampered with or lost, as same would be stored and easily retrieved from its back-end server, was not controverted. Besides, the court directed INEC to allow the President-elect, Tinubu of the APC, to also inspect and obtain copies of the electoral material, to enable him to prepare his defence against petitions that may be lodged to overturn his election victory. It held that both Tinubu and his party were entitled to have access to the electoral materials. INEC had declared Tinubu of the APC as winner of the presidential poll, ahead of 17 other candidates that contested the election. According to INEC, Tinubu, scored a total of 8,794,726 votes to defeat Atiku who polled a total of 6,984,520 votes and Obi of the LP who came third with a total of 6,101,533 votes. Both PDP and LP had since rejected the outcome of the election and vowed to challenge it in court. Under the Electoral Act 2022, any candidate dissatisfied with the return made by the INEC, shall within 21 days after the date of the declaration of the result of the election, file a petition before the tribunal. An election tribunal shall deliver its judgement in writing within 180 days from the date the petition was filed. Read the full article

[emmyrosee]

Oh, sorry. I am a dumbdumb. I thought BVA meant your choice of writing it for Bill, Valter, or Alex. Thanks for connecting me to other people whose work I haven’t seen yet!

OHHHHHHHH-

Forgive me, I’m hopelessly stupid.

In my head I had assumed it was all three of them together, as portrayed in on the other blogs who I won’t be tagging because I don’t want to bother them HA

I’m sorry love!🥺❤️

[ill-skillsgard]

If you feel so inclined: I neeeed to read Bill’s perspective after he hangs up on that phone call 😩🤕 because I KNOW it had to be torture hearing her cry for him on the other end and have to hang up. Right?! And when he gets back...

pre-reading for this drabble here (x)

The choke of her voice right before he hung up didn’t settle well in his stomach. Bill had to let her be angry with him. It wouldn’t last long—her fits never did. Taking an abrupt vacation would be good for her and for him. The house was stuffy, and the pressures of being her forbearing patriarchal figure were nagging in his psyche. 

She would be mad for a while. That was all right. Bill needed time to unwind with himself and nobody else. And she was always understanding when he had to take measures of separation. Theirs was a sensitive living situation, and it guaranteed toe-stepping, tensions doomed to overcome someone eventually. With him gone for a week, the others could assert their roles without fear of her ending up in his bed out of instinct.

It was strange to not hear from her for a few days, but he distracted himself plenty. He spent some time shopping where he liked instead of tailing her in and out of girly stores all day. He bought himself a few new articles of clothing and got a fresh haircut for when he got home. She always loved when he came home looking well-groomed and smelling good. There would be soreness that he could squash with little things like a new cologne and an evening together.

After the fifth day, Bill got bored. He missed her. He wanted to hear her voice and hoped she was having fun. In the privacy of his hotel room, he indulged himself and made her a video, even going as far as to strip and pump himself up a little before pressing record on his phone.

“Hi, princess. It’s Daddy. I’ve been thinking about you all day. I miss you. As you can see…” Bill trailed off, angling the camera lens down his body to show off a half-hard cock. “I’m getting pretty turned on thinking about your pretty holes. I can’t wait to get home and have some very special babygirl time. But until then, I think I’ll just show you how hard you make me. How badly I want to wear you like a belt and spank that cute bum." 

His hand smoothed over his chest and stomach until he encircled his shaft. When he closed his eyes, he imagined her on her knees before him, looking up with wide eyes, ready for cum. He pictured her lips moving up and down his cock, popping off the tip with a sweet giggle. She was so eager to have him in her mouth that her humming tickled through his groin and made his skin ripple with gooseflesh.

It wasn’t her. He compensated with stroking himself on camera for her though. He would use the video as padding for an apology.

Until he flew back home, he felt lonely and missed the bickering. The hotel room didn’t afford him the smells of cooking or the shuffling of feet and he lied in bed alone, longing for home.

He expected a sour look, maybe a little tussle of words, but he did not expect her to lock herself away. The house was quiet, eerie, and the rush built in his chest ascending the stairs to her room. Her shoes were at the door, indicating her presence, but when he knocked on her door there was no answer. This had happened before. All he had to do was announce that he was coming in.

Locked. A locked door was easy to talk open.

"Honey? It’s me. Will you open the door?”

The silence persisted, as expected. Bill knocked again.

“Come on, sweetheart. I have something for you from my trip.”

The promise of presents was sure to draw her out. He cranked on the doorknob out of habit and knocked again. Oh yeah, he thought. She was mad.

He pulled out his phone to call her, suspending his breath to better hear past the door for a ringtone. She sent the call to voicemail. Bill chuckled. 

“Come on, open up! Don’t you miss me? I missed you,” he scratched his fingers up and down the door. “I missed you a lot.”

“Fuck. Off.”

Breath retreated back into his lungs. “Hey! Don’t say that! Open up, please.”

“No.”

“I’ll only ask you one more time.”

“Go back to wherever you came from. I don’t want to see you." 

The ice of her tone chilled him. Okay. This was veering into code red territory. He sighed. He could handle this. He could… 

"Baby… I’m sorry. Please, if you open up, I promise I’ll explain everythin—”

The door swung open, and she darted her head into the hall. Bill backed away in fear she might lunge for him. 

“You don’t deserve an explanation after you hung up on me! You left me hanging for a week! That is not cool. Not okay with me! That’s… That’s against the rules!”

“Rules, rules, what rules? Me needing time to myself is against the rules?”

Her cheeks puffed with blood. She noticed the measures he took to look good for her too, but they were for naught. Even his pleasant smell wasn’t enough to chase off the strain. Her heart was fragile, her patience non-existent.

“I can’t even look at you,” she said, darkness clouding her words. “I think you should stay somewhere else tonight. I’m not ready to be near you.”

“Babe—”

She took a step back into her room and shut the door.

Bill knew there was nothing to be done about her resentment, but he didn’t want to spend another night alone. He grabbed the door handle before she could lock it and pushed against her, taking care not to throw her back from the force.

“Hey! I said I’m sorry. You won’t hear my apology or listen to what I have to say?” He asked.

She crossed her arms, closing herself off from him as best she could. “No. Not today.”

“Tomorrow then?”

“No. I have a date with somebody else. Goodbye, Bill." 

[bill-skarsgalactic]

This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you (badly) facemorph BVA.

I would.

[a-dead-mouse]

Smellington Piff - Notice of Eviction - 2014

[lihikainanea]

You don't need to do a drabble I just wonder how tiger is when fans approach Bill? The nice, the invasive and the flirty?

Are...are you saying you don’t WANT my drabbles? Bb, I’m hurt. I really thought we had something here, you and I.

:-P

I haven’t wrapped my head around this concept just yet. I think tiger and Bill very much exist in their own little universe together, and tiger is so far removed from his “fame” side--partly because Bill very much wants that separation, and to tiger, he’s never been that famous actor dude anyway--but then he gets approached in public and she’s like “oh right. There’s a whole other side to you.”

I think Bill is still low key enough to not have too many crazy fans. He definitely earned himself a few chucklefuckers as Pennywise, but to be honest I had no idea who the hell he was until a few months ago, when a few Alex Høgh Andersen blogs I ghost followed started reblogging some of @dreamtherapy​ ‘s BVA story line. But then I very quickly went from “Who the fuck?” to “He’s 6′4?” to “Who the fuck.”

This is....this is not at all what you asked, is it? I’m sorry. Exhaustion is taking over.

ANYWAY, I think tiger takes her cues from Bill, cool as a cucumber dude that he is. Context would play an important role here. Like are they out at a club or bar and Bill is in a mildly compromising position? Because there are rumours floating around the fandom of girls who swore they got a picture of this but suddenly their phones are gone/missing/crushed into oblivion. Once was a coincidence, but there’s at least 5 instances in the fandom of this reported phenomenon. 

Or are they just out on a walk or a picnic? Tiger’s real good about blending into the wallpaper if that’s the case, either disappearing completely by rounding the corner and Bill just kind of laughs nervously like “haha, who? No I’m here alone.” Or if they are somewhere other than his home country, tiger will just start yammering away in pretend Swedish and Bill will sigh heavily, because not again, and introduce her as his cousin. From Denmark, because that’s not fucking Swedish, tiger. And did you know Denmark is statistically the shortest Scandinavian country? That’s why the...y’know, he explains and makes a gesture to her height, or lack thereof.

In any case, tiger is cool for the most part on the rare occasion he gets approached by laid back fans. If they’re invasive, rude, or making him uncomfortable in any way...shit son. She has a hard time with that, because she knows what she wants to do, and Bill knows what she’s capable of--But she also knows that her actions have heavier consequences whenever it comes to him, and that’s just the way it’s gotta be in their situation. So she reels it in, and Bill is getting better at shutting the overzealous ones down.

But if tiger can take a shot of any kind and have it go unnoticed, or is able to blame it on something else, you can be goddamn sure homegirl is lining it up. Like oh sure I’ll take a picture of you and Bill, but did you just...pull him down and try to kiss him? Oh shit, look at my butter fingers, there goes your phone down the sewer. So sorry.

[tranarchist]

Responding to the decision, British Veterinary Association Senior Vice President Gudrun Ravetz said:

“It is extremely concerning that a marginal majority of MPs have voted-down this seminal clause. Enshrining animal sentience in UK law would have acknowledged that we consider animals as being capable of feelings such as pain and contentment and, so, deserving of consideration and respect. It is a founding principle of animal welfare science, and for the way that we should treat all animals.

“As an animal welfare-led profession, BVA has been calling on government to at least maintain current standards of animal health and welfare and public health. Yet actions speak louder than words, and this action undermines the Government’s previous promises that the UK will continue to be known for our high standards of animal health and welfare post-Brexit.

Animals no longer recognized as sentient beings in UK law, another case of brexit allowing the tories to scrap protections they don’t like