damnshawtyyouliveliketh

[damnshawtyyouliveliketh]

[damnshawtyyouliveliketh]

commenting “dudes rock” under a video of 3 masked men torturing and waterboarding a small grey alien spewing up a thick black ichor each time the towel is pulled away from its face

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Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands

[damnshawtyyouliveliketh]

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

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[damnshawtyyouliveliketh]

i once saw your posts as a 3 year old, i am now 87 years old and on my death bed

I hope you die soon

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we cannot be doing this.

[damnshawtyyouliveliketh]

customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

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that reminds me i need to shave my balls

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youre an interesting creature bro

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hilarious that the headline isn't "israel breaks terms" but at this point what else do you expect

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just a reminder that i am still managing the fundraiser for my friend mohammed @save-mohamed-family

he’s with his 3 young kids trying to remove debris from their home and bury their relatives who were killed in a bombing much earlier during this genocidal war. please keep supporting him and his family even through the ceasefire, they still need help

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They killed two of our neighbors today on the pretext that they came close to the dangerous area surrounding us...Please help us get out of this hell the situation here is absolutely unbearable we fear for our lives from them please

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