#buzzfeed unsolved x haikyuu

[masterlistmaker]

Special Agent Lokitty Masterlist

This blog archives all of @specialagentlokitty 's works into masterlists so they are easy to find. Please read through the Navigation section to help you find the fics you're looking for!

Updated through: end of 8/23

Navigation:

Under the cut, you'll find the list of fandoms that Lokitty writes for (or previously wrote for). The link will take you to a second masterlist of character x reader ships. This is where it can get tricky:

reader lists are lists which have character x reader works

specific!reader lists are lists which have character x reader works where the reader's relation to the character is more specified (ex. daughter!reader, student!reader, etc.)

all readers lists are lists which have character x reader and character x specific!reader works.

NOTE: Characters that have all readers lists will NOT have reader and specific!reader lists. all readers lists contain all the works for that character and are sorted by relation. What list a character has is entirely dependent on the number and type of works Lokitty has written.

From there, you can pick the character-reader relation, open the list link, and find all the fics you're looking for! If you're confused, play around with the links. You'll find what you're looking for.

If you're looking for crossover fics, pick one of the fandoms in the crossover. At the end of that list there is a Crossover Works link. You should be able to find the fic there.

other important notes:

some lists are short and list all the characters and their works without having extra links. These are easy to navigate.

reader traits such as male!reader and autistic!reader are listed next to the fic title and DO NOT have seprate lists.

all fics are (generally) listed from oldest to newest.

I tried my best to sort out all the crossover works, but this was already a huge project and some probably slipped through the cracks. I sorted everything to the best of my abilities, but it would have been impossible to read through every single work (and I'm unfamiliar with most of these fandoms). If you find a fic that isn't where it belongs or is missing lables/ wrong labels, please message me to let me know.

Lists are always under light construction. As Lokitty writes, sometimes things must be reorganized. Any major changes to navigation will always be noted above!

Fandom List- Sorted

Movies

Avengers/Marvel

Harry Potter

The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings

Twilight

Kingsman: The Secret Service

DC Batman

Avatar (film series)

TV Shows

Crime Drama:

Castle

Criminal Minds

The Mentalist

NCIS

NOLA

Sherlock

Fox 911

Bones

Comedy Dramas:

Ackley Bridge

Brooklyn 99

Friends

The Big Bang Theory

Downton Abbey

Sci-Fi/Fantasy:

Doctor Who

Lucifer

Merlin

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The Vampire Diaries

Wednesday

The Witcher

The Umbrella Academy

Fate: The Winx Saga

Medical Drama:

The Good Doctor

Grey's Anatomy

House M.D.

Chicago Med

Anime:

Attack on Titan

Avatar (ATLA and LOK)

Blue Exorcist

My Hero Academia

Naruto

Tokyo Ghoul

Castlevania

Durarara!!

Kuroku's Basketball

Haikyuu

Others

MeChat

Percy Jackson

Skyrim

Buzzfeed Unsolved

[saglovesu]

𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟒

— 𝘽𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ♡

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A/N: sorry for this long af hiatus😭 I‘ve been having some things to do but I‘m gonna continue this series!! Lmk if u wanna be in the taglist <3

Enjoy!

CW: swearing, ghost hunting, mentions of alcohol, mentions of violence, mentions of death

Atsumu:now it‘s said when you do that, you can see his glowing eyes

Sakusa: oh what a load of horse shit

-

Bokuto: if they had the foresight to write that clue, why not leave more clues?

Kuroo: they didn‘t have like a fridge that they could put a little magnet and note on

Bokuto: no, I mean-

Kuroo: did they have quills?

Bokuto: they obviously had a tree and fence posts they could carve into. Why didn‘t they carve a little map?

Kuroo: they could‘ve just added like a „c u there“

Bokuto: somethin‘ like that, help 'em out

Kuroo: „fui went to Croatoan“

Bokuto: „b back never“

Kuroo: „ttyl“

Bokuto: hahaha „c u soon“

Kuroo: „-ur fam“

Bokuto: „or not cuz we‘re dead“

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Mattsun: mass abduction! Maybe they all lined up in a row and just got in the tractor beam one at a time

Oikawa: yeah

Mattsun: it‘s like when you go to the bank and they—it‘s—it‘s one of those little chutes— just people lining up to get

Oikawa: oh yeah, just go into, like,the—

Mattsun: in that pneumatic tube

Oikawa: just sucked into the tube, yeah

Mattsun: thounk, thounk, thounk

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Tendou: [talking to the ghost]do you realize you could have probably killed somebody inside this bar?

Shirabu: He doesn‘t care. He was full of gin.

Tendou: I‘m talking to him

Shirabu: oh

Shirabu: [to the ghost] You didn‘t care you were full of gin, right?

Tendou: We‘re gonna give you one minute to explain yourself.

Shirabu: Were you expectin‘ to hear on this tape, like a, "Well, see here‘s the thing.“

Tendou: *laughs*

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Daichi: Executions became sort of a morbid social event, with crowds of rowdy and drunk people gathering to watch as a form of entertainment or fascination.Some people would even arrive the night before, to ensure a good view. In fact, one pub that still stands today across the street from Viaduct, called Magpie and Stump, would have viewing rooms that people could rent out, and even offered an execution breakfast.

Suga: I love it, I love everything about it.

Daichi: *laughs* I knew you would.

Suga: I really do.

Daichi: I knew you‘d enjoy that.

Suga: *laughing*

Daichi: hahah…Holy shit. *Side eyeing suga*

Suga: I really do love it. *Suga laughs* They get a little breakfast. It‘s like goin‘ to Disneyland. You know how people in Disneyland get like, a little restaurant seat right by so they can see the parade?

Daichi: *still side eyeing suga* yeah.

Suga: This is like that, but you watch a man‘s neck break.

Daichi: *looking to the camera and to suga* okay

-

Kita: Shall we get outta here?

Atsumu: Yeah, here‘s your toys.

Kita: It‘s not a toy.

Atsumu: It‘s your magical toys.

Kita: It‘s a tool.

Atsumu: *drops it*

Kita:

Atsumu:

Atsumu: I didn‘t do that on purpose.

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Tsukishima: Maybe there was some other stuff going on with him. I feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something.

Hinata: *sigh* you and the moldy bread, that‘s your number one.

Tsukishima: that‘s what happened to those people in france.

Hinata: Actually, that‘s your number of your— here‘s Tsukishima‘s starter kit, you wanna be a tsukkiac (LMAO IDK), here‘s your starter kit

Tsukishima: eat some moldy bread.

Hinata: you gotta be fond of wind.

Tsukishima: uh-huh

Hinata: You gotta love squeaky shoes.

Tsukishima: uh-huh

Hinata: Moldy bread.

Tsukishima: sure.

Hinata: Boom boom boom, you‘re a tsukkiac now

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Suna: There‘s nothing there.

Atsumu: yeah, I told you.

Suna: I did get spiderwebs in my hair.

Atsumu: you did, look at you. You look like Dr. Henry Jones.

Suna: Hey, another room that looks just like this one.

Atsumu: You look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair.

Suna: It‘s still in there?

Atsumu: Let me get that out.

Suna: Thank you.

Atsumu: *getting the web out of Suna‘s hair*

Atsumu: *suddenly spluttering and spitting*

Suna: Did you eat it?

Atsumu: It went in my mouth!

Suna: You just tasted history.

Atsumu: *still spluttering and spitting*

Suna: That‘s probably been down here for hundreds of years.

Atsumu: yeah I know! You could‘ve told me that you had so much in your hair. I thought it was just a cobweb.

Suna: I can‘t see the top-

Atsumu: There was a whole pile of rubble on your head.

Suna: I can‘t see the top of my head I don‘t know.

Atsumu: No one could see the top of your head except god.

Suna: *airy laugh* okay

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Semi: At this moment, our camera catches a white orb moving away from Tendou‘s body.

Tendou: So you‘ve resorted to orbs now?

Semi: no,no,no,no

Tendou: Yes,yes,yes,yes

Semi: no,no,no-

Tendou: yes,yes,yes you‘ve resorted to orbs

Semi: ok, I‘m not an orb guy. Here‘s the thing. Am I gonna say this is a monumental piece of paranormal evidence? No, I‘m not. But I‘m gonna say that if orbs are indeed real, then this might be an orb, because it looks a little different than dust or bugs which I‘ve seen a lot of. It‘s moving in a certain way that to me, would suggest that maybe it‘s an orb. I‘m not saying it definitively is an orb, this is just something that some people might find interesting. So, you can wipe that stupid grin off your face, and uhh…just enjoy it. Enjoy that juicy orb.

Tendou: I‘m gonna enjoy this orb.

Semi: You take a bite out of it, it‘s delicious.

Tendou: *crunch* mmmmm dust

Semi: *laughing*

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Series Masterlist

[shellzu]

sakuatsu buzzfeed unsolved crossover

(yes i am aware the last one is an incorrect quote shhhh just ignore it)

[dinosaurtsukki]

The Search for the Mysterious Mothman | a HQ Buzzfeed Unsolved AU

AWWW YEHH BOIS Y'ALL HAV BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS HAVEN’T U

akaashi: in this episode of buzzfeed unsolved–

bokuto: *vibrating with excitement* MOTHMAN!! WE’RE GOING TO MOTHMAN CITY!!

akaashi: …yes. also, it’s called Point Pleasant, West Virginia

bokuto: Mothman City

akaashi: *stares at camera*

• akaashi isn’t much of a fan of a cryptids but he delivers a flawless intro anyway about the first mothman sighting with bokuto interjecting at certain points

akaashi: i’m just wondering,, why the name mothman?

bokuto: it’s a moth combined with a man. mothman

akaashi: but should we assume their gender?? what if they you know, they prefer to be called mothwoman? or moth-person?

bokuto: mOTHFELLA

bokuto: mothman sounds cooler

akaashi: admittedly,, yes

*cut to montage of the two of them packing their things to travel to west virginia. akaashi has a shit ton of equipment and bokuto’s suitcase is full of neon mothman shirts*

*insert clip of the two of them in a hotel, taken from akaashi’s phone*

bokuto: *lying on the bed in the dark with his phone* mothman call, take 53: eeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEeeeeeeEeeee

akaashi: *hiding under the pillows* he’s been doing this for three hours

*insert clip of the two of them in a car*

akaashi: *singing along* WEST VIRGINIAAAA, MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA

bokuto: *recording with his phone* he’s been doing this for 3 hours

akaashi: TAAAAKE ME HOOOOME, COUNTRY ROAAAADS

bokuto: if we’re going to west virginia, that implies the existence of a north, east, and south virginia

akaashi: there’s just virginia and west virginia, bokuto-san

bokuto: ,,,what the fuck?

fINALLY they arrive in mothman city and bokuto is tHRIVING

he drags akaashi to any store that sells mothman merch and that’s pretty much every store

akaashi tries his best to make everything still be as documentary-like as possible and introduce things relevant to the history of mothman

akaashi: and here, we have the original transcripts of the first mothman sighting by the four friends – *stares into the distance*

cameraman: *turns around and gets a shot of bokuto putting on mothman-themed boxers over his jeans*

bokuto: there wasn’t a dressing room and i wanted to wear them now

and then they take a million pictures with the mothman statue

bokuto tries to climb the statue so it looks like mothman’s carrying him but a guard tells him off

akaashi glanced at mothman’s ass and snapped a pic of it

they can’t end their day without having some mothman pizza

yes its a thing it was in the buzzfeed unsolved episode and it looks ePIC

bokuto practically cries at the sight it looks so beautiful

akaashi’s lowkey like ‘why tf does the pizza look like this’but he doesn’t have the heart to tell bokuto

finally they sleep at a nearby hotel that has a mothman poster and mothman-themed bedsheets (which akaashi didn’t know about beforehand but he suspected as much from bokuto)

akaashi: *staring at the mothman poster right in front of his bed* it’s… staring at my soul

bokuto: mothman call, take 86: eeeEEEeEEEEeEEEE

the next day they finally get down to Looking for Mothman

*cut back to the interview room*

akaashi: for this episode, bokuto and i have made a bet on who can get the best evidence of mothman’s existence. if i win, we’re leaving Point Pleasant the next day

bokuto: and if i win we’re staying one more day!

akaashi: are you sure you want to go through with this bet?

bokuto: i’ll have you know, akaashi, i have a killer strategy *raises eyebrows at camera*

*back to mothman city*

akaashi: *standing in front of a clearing in the forest* this is where the first mothman sighting was. my plan is to set up motion cameras all around the space and then use radiowave frequency on a satellite to lure him out

*insert clip of akaashi setting up cameras and him cursing when one of them falls over*

bokuto shows up later at night wearing a trenchcoat and akaashi proudly shows him his set-up

akaashi: with my motion camera set-up i’ll definitely get some evidence on mothman’s existence. 

bokuto: *takes off trenchcoat to reveal his outfit: fishnet stockings, a skirt, a crop top, really huge moth wings made out of paper, and a fuzzy antenna headband* I’M GOING TO SEDUCE MOTHMAN

akaashi: …

bokuto: because i dressed up as mothwoman

akaashi: …

bokuto: also i made my mothman call recordings into a CD and i’m blasting it from a boombox

akaashi: … a bit heteronormative but ok

*later on*

akaashi, watching bokuto shaking glowsticks and attaching them to himself: i sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

it does 

akaashi goes first by playing his radiowave frequency thingy but the only thing it attracts is a deer and some teenagers smoking fUnny cIgaRettes thinking it was mothman

and then it’s bokuto’s turn 

bokuto: *stands in the middle of a clearing with his glowsticks and mothwoman costume and starts playing his mothman calls on his boombox*

akaashi: *watching from afar* this isn’t going to do any– oH MY GOD

his motion cameras pick something up and find a fLYING SHAPE IN THE SKY

Actual Mothman: eeeeeEEeeeEEEEEeeeee

Bokuto: OH MY GOD ITS MOTHMAN ITS MOTHMAN! 

akaashi: *surprised pikachu face*

Bokuto: MOTHMAN I’VE LOVED YOU SINCE I WAS A KID. I WROTE YOU 365 LETTERS. I WROTE YOU EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR 

Actual Mothman: eeeeeEEEeeEEEeE *flies away*

*the next day*

bokuto, looking out of a window dramatically: not many people will say that they got full, definitive proof that mothman exists. but, i was that man who caught that last night

akaashi: *lying in bed, clearly in a crisis* bokuto-san just dressed up as mothwoman and mothman came… bokuto-san just dressed up as mothwoman and mothman came

bokuto: i think we finally broke him

it takes five hours for akaashi to Accept Everything and they celebrate with even more mothman pizza and yes, staying in Mothman City for one more day

*back in the interview room for the closing remarks*

akaashi: we came to Point Pleasant to gather evidence on whether or not Mothman exists, and yes he fucking does exist and if anyone says no they can fight bokuto’s fishnet-stockinged legs

bokuto: yEAH

akaashi makes bokuto save that mothwoman costume for…purposes

check out my buzzfeed unsolved au here

[indiamw24]

PROMPT #19

Buzzfeed Unsolved AU; where Person A 100% believes in the supernatural and tries to convince character B that it's true, though Person B isn't convinced. Cue staying in a supposedly haunted place (with ghosts or demons or both), A telling B the story of the place and maybe something supernatural does happen (or maybe not and B laughs at A cause they freak out at nothing)

[Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi]

(This is what I've now started binging and it's great, would recommend)

[fanzinewatch]

🛍️ Available for Purchase: 

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(NEW - LEFTOVER SALES) Decay - A My Hero Academia Shigaraki zine

(NEW) Katsukitchen 2: Back for Seconds - A My Hero Academia cookbook zine

🎨 Looking for Contributors:

(NEW) Yrs For Ever - A Hamilton John Laurens x Alexander Hamilton zine

(NEW) Patrotita - A Voltron galtean Klance dads zine

(NEW) Fun in the Sun - A Persona summer fun zine

(NEW) Unnamed - A Penumbra podcast holiday zine

(NEW) Jackpot - A Devil May Cry Dante zine

📢 Gauging Interest: 

(NEW) Nightshade - A RWBY Blake Belladonna zine

(NEW) The Nightmare of Zoldyck - A Hunter x Hunter Zoldyck family zine

(NEW) Sabotage! - An Among Us space horror zine

(NEW) Demon Slaying Alchemists - A Kimetsu no Yaiba x Fullmetal Alchemist crossover zine

(NEW) Men in Suits - A multi-fandom zine

(NEW) Reminiscence - A Promised Neverland scrapbook zine

(NEW) Unnamed - A Haikyuu college zine

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(NEW) Bulletproof Heart - A Final Fantasy VII Barret zine

(NEW) Connect the Dots - A Buzzfeed Unsolved fanzine

🧭 Looking for Mods:

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[raggedy-dxctor]

Taking requests from the Fluff Alphabet , go wild y'all (no nsfw stuff though pls)

[carry-a-world]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi Additional Tags: Minor Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Buzzfeed Unsolved References, loosely based off of the latest finale, but with my own twist, there is a Demon, T is for Iwa's filthy mouth, there is also a gratuitous use of memes, Hurt/Comfort, and some fluff, this is a very self indulgent fic, but I hope I give ya'll a good laugh Summary:

An Iwaoi Buzzfeed Unsolved AU featuring shenanigans, bad memes, and a real life demon.

[dinosaurtsukki]

b-bokuto ???

[spotify-nightmare]

spotify FANDOMS MASTERLIST <3

quick mentions:

could have a trigger fandom\character

not all are couples\ships

all titles in english

fandoms in alphabetical order

Adastra

amicus

cassius

Attack On Titan

annie

ymir and historia

Banana Fish

ash and eiji

Beastars

jack and legos(h)i

pina kun

Be More Chill

michael

rich

Bojack Horseman

bojack

diane

hollyhock

princess carolyn

sarah

todd

Buzzfeed Unsolved

shane and ryan

Carrie

carrie

Coco

ernesto de la cruz

hector

Courage The Cowardly Dog

courage

Creepypasta

jeff

Danganronpa

mondo and taka

Dear Evan Hansen

connor

evan

Death Note

misa

Detroit Become Human

connor

Devilman Crybaby

ryo and akira

Disenchantmnet

bean

bean, elfo, and luci

bean and mora

dagmar

elfo

luci

Doki Doki Literature Club

monika

natsuki

sayori

yuri

Forest Of Fireflies

hotaru and gin

Ghost Wife

liz and damon

Girl, Interrupted

daisy

girl, interrupted vibes

girl with doll

Given

mafuyu and yuki

Gnomeo And Juliet

gnomeo and juliet

Green Eggs And Ham

guy and sam

Haikyuu

bokuto and akaashi

bokuto

kyotani (mad dog)

Harry Potter

harry

ron

Heathers

jason

veronica

How To Train Your Dragon

hiccup and toothless

valka and cloudjumper

Hunter X Hunter

hisoka

killua and alluka

killua and gon

kurapika

Killing Stalking

sangwoo and yoonbum

Luca

luca and alberto

Miraculous Ladybug

adrien and marinette

adrien

c(h)at noir

chloe

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

riko and kanna

Moominvalley

snufkin

My Hero Academia

dabi

denki

enji \ endeavor

keigo \ hawks

kirishima

koda and hagakure

minoru

rei

shoto

My Little Pony

rarity

Naruto

naruto

haku and zabuza

kaiza and inari

Never Understand

dohoon and yumin

yuri and jaerim

Onward

barley

Orange Is The New Black

alex and piper

lorna

Over The Garden Wall

wirt

Percy Jackson

percy

Pokémon

james

Rick And Morty

rick

morty

summer

Secret Alliance

eun sian and yul \ yuri

eun sian and yujin

She-ra

adora and catra

Sonic

rouge

South Park

[PART 1]

bradley ("Cartman Sucks")

butters

chef

clyde

craig

craig and tweek

eric

eric and heidi

kenny

kenny and karen

[PART 2]

kyle

kyle and stan

stan

stan and wendy

wendy

Steven Universe

amethyst

lapis lazuli

lapis and jasper

pearl

pearl and rose quartz

rose quartz and greg

steven and connie

Strange Magic

the bog king and dawn

The Amazing World Of Gumball

darwin

gumball

gumball and darwin

The Last Kids On Earth

jack and quint

The Office

jim

Tokyo Mew Mew

mint aizawa

Twilight

alice

Undertale

mettaton

papyrus

(classic) sans

(dancetale) sans

(errortale) sans

(freshtale) sans

(horrortale) sans

(underfell) sans

(swaptale) sans

Vivo

gabi

Voltron

lance

lance and keith

pidge

Welcome To Hell

sock and jonathan

You

Joe Goldberg (and his lovers)

Yuri On Ice

yuri and victor

[saglovesu]

𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑

— 𝘽𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ♡

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A/N: this is so much fun and I‘m rewatching the whole BU series rn so there‘ll prolly be more parts to come!! I‘m gonna turn this into a HQ x BU series cuz this is gold 😭

ALSO: I‘ll make a masterlist with haikyuu incorrect quotes where I‘ll link all the parts from the BU x HQ series aNDDD I‘ll do some other shows as well!! Maybe friends/Brooklyn 99 and others ;P

CW: swearing, mentions of death, descriptions of violence, LMK If I missed any!

Makki: Notably, none of the witnesses called an ambulance.

Mattsun: *chuckling* do you think there was one guy who was like, „I‘ll call- ohhhh.“

Makki: He just got a firm stare. Everyone just turned their head towards him. *imitates aggressive head turn*

♡

Nishinoya: Forty movies in 1920 equates to... two weeks of work?

Kinnoshita: yeah, 'cause they— the... (wheeze)

Nishinoya: this movie‘s called „Man drops Potato!“

Kinnoshita: Hahahaha! (Wheeze) hehehe...yeah.

♡

Daichi: not exactly a criminal manifesto

Sugawara: no. Hey, we‘ve all been to dinner with a Hindu prince.

♡

Tendou: pretty boring for him to be that way

Shirabu: well, uh—uh I mean I... maybe boring enough...

Tendou: maybe all of Hollywood ganged up on him...and said „this guy‘s a real buzzkill“

♡

Kita: A few love letters written by Mary to Taylor were found amongst Taylor‘s possessions. One of which read „Dearest, I love you, I love you, I love you. x x x x x x x x x X yours always, Mary.“

Kita: not exactly a poet.

Aran: (wheeze)

Kita: uh...(wheeze)

Aran: very insistent.

♡

Osamu: This is one of my favorite cases we‘ve ever covered. It‘s got pretty much everything you‘d want. It‘s got mystery, it‘s got history and it‘s got a train.

Atsumu: You‘re a big train guy?

Osamu: Yeah, I‘m a big fan of train mysteries. They‘re among my favorites.

Atsumu: well in that case.

Atsumu: ALL ABOOAAARD!!

Osamu:

Osamu: All right. I‘m not as excited anymore but let‘s get into it.

♡

Hinata: I just think, I thought this was a good opportunity for you, as a fellow Lord of the Rings tree, to provide some-

Kageyama: They‘re called Ents.

Hinata: whatever!

♡

Kuroo: for people who believe this— people that believe, maybe he wasn‘t pleased with his projector

Bokuto: mm-hmm

Kuroo: I think they‘re lacking perspective. You gotta remember, people didn‘t even know what the phrase „moving picture“ meant. So regardless of whether or not the picture was jumpy, he— he shows up to this event, he shows a picture that starts moving, people are gonna think this guy‘s a goddamn wizard.

Bokuto: yeah

Kuroo: they‘re gonna— they‘re gonna— they‘re not gonna be like „oh bro the quality‘s bad. It‘s not 1080p I don‘t fucking get it!“ I—if I existed back in this time and I saw a moving picture, I‘d probably think his camera was bewitched

Bokuto: I‘d kiss him on the f— on the lips! I‘d say „Sir,you‘ve done it!“

♡

Suna: Also, my mom was the kind of mom who, if I said that [„get out of my car“] to her, first, she‘d smack me, and secondly, I‘d have to get out.

Atsumu: yeah my mom once stopped the car and told me and my brother to get out.

Suna: No shit?

Atsumu: yeah we said „NO we‘re just kidding, we‘re not fighting!!“

Suna: what did you do to prompt that response?

Atsumu: I think we were just like, just fucking hitting each other in the back seat or something.

Suna: yeah

Atsumu: you know, classic brother stuff.

♡

Asahi: You heard those, right? That wasn‘t me just being crazy.

Daichi: I think I heard metal move, I don‘t know. I‘m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but I‘m dismissing it

♡

Komori: In 1923, this cavern collapsed after one of the stone support pillars was over-mined for the valuable ores inside of it.

Suna, chuckling: wait a minute- They were mining the support beams?

Komori, also chuckling: yeah

(Both burst out laughing)

Suna, imitating the miners: „Carl, I don‘t think you should do that. That‘s a sup-„ „nah, there‘s gold in here I know it!“

Komori, joining: „mind your own business, I‘m gonna strike it bare!“

♡

Semi: rumor has it that near the schoolhouse, there was a mass grave of children who died of the plague, feeding the spiritual activity within the house.

Tendou: so what‘s the factual basis behind the plague? What plague?

Semi: I don‘t know

Tendou: you- *bursts out laughing*

Semi: there‘s no records, all right? You know?

Tendou: what plague?? What, did a teacher just open her mouth and flies came out?

Semi: (laughs) I don‘t know! It says, rumor has it there‘s a mass grave.

Tendou: A lot of rumors in this one huh?

♡

[sitting in front of their next investigation subject]

Kiyoko: are you gonna be scared tonight to go over there?

Yachi: Yeah, I‘m gonna be scared, I‘m scared sitting here. I got scared by the rain!

♡

Sakusa: those were the days...

Bokuto: (wheeze) yeah

Sakusa: when one person could land somewhere and say, „this is a town now“

Bokuto: he‘s law and order

Sakusa: „welcome to Sakusaburg“

Bokuto: he‘s the doctor— (wheeze) Sak- to Sakusaburg

Sakusa: „we‘re all assholes here, none of us believes in ghosts“

Bokuto: Sakusasville— yeah,yeah, yeah

Sakusa: „population: me“

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Series Masterlist

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Haikyuu ghost headcannons because I can pt. 2: iwaoi edition

Note: I will probably do one for each of the ships from the original post if this does well <3 (also!! Pls read the og post so you’re not confused)

As we have established, oikawa and iwaizumi have a difference of opinions in regards to ghosts

They usually don’t let this impact their relationship

Except when they watched X-files together

Oikawa believed every single fact about aliens presented

They watched the whole thing in 3 weeks, and argued the whole time

Iwaizumi is a Scully kinnie

Oikawa is obviously a mulder kinnie

Iwaizumi wanted to go ghost hunting after he heard about buzzfeed unsolved from yachi and watched every paranormal season ever posted

Oikawa flat out refused to go with him

Oikawa went with him after some very strategic persuasion on iwaizumis part

They saw no ghosts

Oikawa 100% had a melt down when he realized iwaizumi had never wached E.T. as a child

The watched it together immediately

Like immediately

Iwaizumi pretended not to enjoy it so that he could force oikawa to watch both Godzilla and both the conjuring movies as payback

Oikawa hid the entire time they were watching the conjuring, but still managed to make fun of it

Overall, they have agreed to disagree when it comes to ghosts

Oikawa only believes in ghosts when it suits him

It has suited him exactly once

They were playing an ouija board with mattsun and makki

Mattsun, makki, and oikawa were all joking around (which made iwaizumi, a whole-hearted demon beliver, very nervous)

Oikawa asked the board if he would ever get married, and the board said yes

He asked to who, and the board said to iwaizumi

(Mattsun and makki were moving it)

Oikawa still maintains that that moment was the only time ghosts have ever interacted with the physical realm

When he’s really annoyed, he’ll just insist that aliens did it

Either way, iwaoi started dating shortly after

[dinosaurtsukki]

congrats on 1.75k omg the event is so cool!! (i love it and ur big brain 🥺) so i guess i conducted a seance using doritos at the winchester house with tsukki and used the ghost-o-meter app -🍙

ONIGIRI-ANON!! ahhh thank u so much i’m happy u think my brain is big wahahaha. alsoo yess i love a good seance !!

you: today on Buzzfeed Unsolved we will be visiting the famous Winchester House as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?

tsukki: *shakes head* 

*at the winchester house*

you, trying to run the documentary aspect of the episode: this place is known for being fairly haunted and the confusing layout of this place is said to be intended to trap spirits inside

tsukki: also ghost hunters who were ‘allegedly’ lost by their partners *looks at you

you: don’t you dare

you guys explore the house and you have to make sure that tsukki isn’t deliberately trying to get you lost on purpose

actually he’s the one who almost gets lost so he ends up sticking close to you while filming

when you guys go to the smaller rooms he has to really stoop down

tsukki: so this how it’s like to be you

then you guys make your way to Mary Winchester’s special seance room

you: according to ‘how to conduct a seance’ on Wikihow, we should first give an offering of food to the spirits

tsukki: *brings out a bag of doritos* come and get ‘em ghosts!!

you: doritos? really?

tsukki: i bet they’ve never had doritos. ever.

also, because he’s Like That, tsukki will have the Ghost-o-Meter app on his phone and use it on purpose to annoy you (because he hates the sound of the spirit box that you love to use)

you: that’s a fricking phone app. you’re not going to catch anything 

tsukki: well, according to Ghost-o-Meter there are fifty ghosts in the room right now

you: ....

tsukki: how many was your spirit box able to catch?

you: IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY

tsukki: now there are sixty-seven ghosts. they must really like the doritos

*later outside*

you: whether or not the Winchester House is haunted is a case that remains to be... uns--

tsukki: ghosts love doritos. case closed.

[sawaruuu]

Buzzfeed Unsolved X Haikyuu!!

[cosmicqueenieb]

Things I Love (Posting so I can make more friends!):

- MCU

- PJO/HoO

- TVD/TO

- The Selection

- The Young Elites

- ATLA/LoK

- Bones

- Criminal Minds

- Glee

- Miraculous

- Gallagher Girls + The Heist Society

- Tangled: The Series

- Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher

- Brooklyn 99

- The Lunar Chronicles

- Attack on Titan

- Seven Deadly Sins

- Haikyuu!

- Boku no Hero Academia

- Hunter x Hunter

- Fruits Basket

- Maid Sama

- Demon Slayer

- Lucifer

- HOTD

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What fandoms do you write?

atm it's mainly, doctor who, the arcana, fictif, haikyuu, buzzfeed unsolved, good omens & she ra

i'm also gonna start for mystic messenger soon because i recently started playing again!