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masterlistmaker · 2 years ago
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Special Agent Lokitty Masterlist
This blog archives all of @specialagentlokitty 's works into masterlists so they are easy to find. Please read through the Navigation section to help you find the fics you're looking for!
Updated through: end of 8/23
Navigation:
Under the cut, you'll find the list of fandoms that Lokitty writes for (or previously wrote for). The link will take you to a second masterlist of character x reader ships. This is where it can get tricky:
reader lists are lists which have character x reader works
specific!reader lists are lists which have character x reader works where the reader's relation to the character is more specified (ex. daughter!reader, student!reader, etc.)
all readers lists are lists which have character x reader and character x specific!reader works.
NOTE: Characters that have all readers lists will NOT have reader and specific!reader lists. all readers lists contain all the works for that character and are sorted by relation. What list a character has is entirely dependent on the number and type of works Lokitty has written.
From there, you can pick the character-reader relation, open the list link, and find all the fics you're looking for! If you're confused, play around with the links. You'll find what you're looking for.
If you're looking for crossover fics, pick one of the fandoms in the crossover. At the end of that list there is a Crossover Works link. You should be able to find the fic there.
other important notes:
some lists are short and list all the characters and their works without having extra links. These are easy to navigate.
reader traits such as male!reader and autistic!reader are listed next to the fic title and DO NOT have seprate lists.
all fics are (generally) listed from oldest to newest.
I tried my best to sort out all the crossover works, but this was already a huge project and some probably slipped through the cracks. I sorted everything to the best of my abilities, but it would have been impossible to read through every single work (and I'm unfamiliar with most of these fandoms). If you find a fic that isn't where it belongs or is missing lables/ wrong labels, please message me to let me know.
Lists are always under light construction. As Lokitty writes, sometimes things must be reorganized. Any major changes to navigation will always be noted above!
Fandom List- Sorted
Movies
Avengers/Marvel
Harry Potter
The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings
Twilight
Kingsman: The Secret Service
DC Batman
Avatar (film series)
TV Shows
Crime Drama:
Castle
Criminal Minds
The Mentalist
NCIS
NOLA
Sherlock
Fox 911
Bones
Comedy Dramas:
Ackley Bridge
Brooklyn 99
Friends
The Big Bang Theory
Downton Abbey
Sci-Fi/Fantasy:
Doctor Who
Lucifer
Merlin
Supernatural
Teen Wolf
The Vampire Diaries
Wednesday
The Witcher
The Umbrella Academy
Fate: The Winx Saga
Medical Drama:
The Good Doctor
Grey's Anatomy
House M.D.
Chicago Med
Anime:
Attack on Titan
Avatar (ATLA and LOK)
Blue Exorcist
My Hero Academia
Naruto
Tokyo Ghoul
Castlevania
Durarara!!
Kuroku's Basketball
Haikyuu
Others
MeChat
Percy Jackson
Skyrim
Buzzfeed Unsolved
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saglovesu · 2 years ago
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𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟒
— 𝘽𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ♡
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A/N: sorry for this long af hiatus😭 I‘ve been having some things to do but I‘m gonna continue this series!! Lmk if u wanna be in the taglist <3
Enjoy!
CW: swearing, ghost hunting, mentions of alcohol, mentions of violence, mentions of death
Atsumu:now it‘s said when you do that, you can see his glowing eyes
Sakusa: oh what a load of horse shit
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Bokuto: if they had the foresight to write that clue, why not leave more clues?
Kuroo: they didn‘t have like a fridge that they could put a little magnet and note on
Bokuto: no, I mean-
Kuroo: did they have quills?
Bokuto: they obviously had a tree and fence posts they could carve into. Why didn‘t they carve a little map?
Kuroo: they could‘ve just added like a „c u there“
Bokuto: somethin‘ like that, help 'em out
Kuroo: „fui went to Croatoan“
Bokuto: „b back never“
Kuroo: „ttyl“
Bokuto: hahaha „c u soon“
Kuroo: „-ur fam“
Bokuto: „or not cuz we‘re dead“
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Mattsun: mass abduction! Maybe they all lined up in a row and just got in the tractor beam one at a time
Oikawa: yeah
Mattsun: it‘s like when you go to the bank and they—it‘s—it‘s one of those little chutes— just people lining up to get
Oikawa: oh yeah, just go into, like,the—
Mattsun: in that pneumatic tube
Oikawa: just sucked into the tube, yeah
Mattsun: thounk, thounk, thounk
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Tendou: [talking to the ghost]do you realize you could have probably killed somebody inside this bar?
Shirabu: He doesn‘t care. He was full of gin.
Tendou: I‘m talking to him
Shirabu: oh
Shirabu: [to the ghost] You didn‘t care you were full of gin, right?
Tendou: We‘re gonna give you one minute to explain yourself.
Shirabu: Were you expectin‘ to hear on this tape, like a, "Well, see here‘s the thing.“
Tendou: *laughs*
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Daichi: Executions became sort of a morbid social event, with crowds of rowdy and drunk people gathering to watch as a form of entertainment or fascination.Some people would even arrive the night before, to ensure a good view. In fact, one pub that still stands today across the street from Viaduct, called Magpie and Stump, would have viewing rooms that people could rent out, and even offered an execution breakfast.
Suga: I love it, I love everything about it.
Daichi: *laughs* I knew you would.
Suga: I really do.
Daichi: I knew you‘d enjoy that.
Suga: *laughing*
Daichi: hahah���Holy shit. *Side eyeing suga*
Suga: I really do love it. *Suga laughs* They get a little breakfast. It‘s like goin‘ to Disneyland. You know how people in Disneyland get like, a little restaurant seat right by so they can see the parade?
Daichi: *still side eyeing suga* yeah.
Suga: This is like that, but you watch a man‘s neck break.
Daichi: *looking to the camera and to suga* okay
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Kita: Shall we get outta here?
Atsumu: Yeah, here‘s your toys.
Kita: It‘s not a toy.
Atsumu: It‘s your magical toys.
Kita: It‘s a tool.
Atsumu: *drops it*
Kita:
Atsumu:
Atsumu: I didn‘t do that on purpose.
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Tsukishima: Maybe there was some other stuff going on with him. I feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something.
Hinata: *sigh* you and the moldy bread, that‘s your number one.
Tsukishima: that‘s what happened to those people in france.
Hinata: Actually, that‘s your number of your— here‘s Tsukishima‘s starter kit, you wanna be a tsukkiac (LMAO IDK), here‘s your starter kit
Tsukishima: eat some moldy bread.
Hinata: you gotta be fond of wind.
Tsukishima: uh-huh
Hinata: You gotta love squeaky shoes.
Tsukishima: uh-huh
Hinata: Moldy bread.
Tsukishima: sure.
Hinata: Boom boom boom, you‘re a tsukkiac now
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Suna: There‘s nothing there.
Atsumu: yeah, I told you.
Suna: I did get spiderwebs in my hair.
Atsumu: you did, look at you. You look like Dr. Henry Jones.
Suna: Hey, another room that looks just like this one.
Atsumu: You look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair.
Suna: It‘s still in there?
Atsumu: Let me get that out.
Suna: Thank you.
Atsumu: *getting the web out of Suna‘s hair*
Atsumu: *suddenly spluttering and spitting*
Suna: Did you eat it?
Atsumu: It went in my mouth!
Suna: You just tasted history.
Atsumu: *still spluttering and spitting*
Suna: That‘s probably been down here for hundreds of years.
Atsumu: yeah I know! You could‘ve told me that you had so much in your hair. I thought it was just a cobweb.
Suna: I can‘t see the top-
Atsumu: There was a whole pile of rubble on your head.
Suna: I can‘t see the top of my head I don‘t know.
Atsumu: No one could see the top of your head except god.
Suna: *airy laugh* okay
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Semi: At this moment, our camera catches a white orb moving away from Tendou‘s body.
Tendou: So you‘ve resorted to orbs now?
Semi: no,no,no,no
Tendou: Yes,yes,yes,yes
Semi: no,no,no-
Tendou: yes,yes,yes you‘ve resorted to orbs
Semi: ok, I‘m not an orb guy. Here‘s the thing. Am I gonna say this is a monumental piece of paranormal evidence? No, I‘m not. But I‘m gonna say that if orbs are indeed real, then this might be an orb, because it looks a little different than dust or bugs which I‘ve seen a lot of. It‘s moving in a certain way that to me, would suggest that maybe it‘s an orb. I‘m not saying it definitively is an orb, this is just something that some people might find interesting. So, you can wipe that stupid grin off your face, and uhh…just enjoy it. Enjoy that juicy orb.
Tendou: I‘m gonna enjoy this orb.
Semi: You take a bite out of it, it‘s delicious.
Tendou: *crunch* mmmmm dust
Semi: *laughing*
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shellzu · 4 years ago
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sakuatsu buzzfeed unsolved crossover
(yes i am aware the last one is an incorrect quote shhhh just ignore it)
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years ago
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The Search for the Mysterious Mothman | a HQ Buzzfeed Unsolved AU
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AWWW YEHH BOIS Y'ALL HAV BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS HAVEN’T U
akaashi: in this episode of buzzfeed unsolved–
bokuto: *vibrating with excitement* MOTHMAN!! WE’RE GOING TO MOTHMAN CITY!!
akaashi: …yes. also, it’s called Point Pleasant, West Virginia
bokuto: Mothman City
akaashi: *stares at camera*
• akaashi isn’t much of a fan of a cryptids but he delivers a flawless intro anyway about the first mothman sighting with bokuto interjecting at certain points
akaashi: i’m just wondering,, why the name mothman?
bokuto: it’s a moth combined with a man. mothman
akaashi: but should we assume their gender?? what if they you know, they prefer to be called mothwoman? or moth-person?
bokuto: mOTHFELLA
bokuto: mothman sounds cooler
akaashi: admittedly,, yes
*cut to montage of the two of them packing their things to travel to west virginia. akaashi has a shit ton of equipment and bokuto’s suitcase is full of neon mothman shirts*
*insert clip of the two of them in a hotel, taken from akaashi’s phone*
bokuto: *lying on the bed in the dark with his phone* mothman call, take 53: eeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEeeeeeeEeeee
akaashi: *hiding under the pillows* he’s been doing this for three hours
*insert clip of the two of them in a car*
akaashi: *singing along* WEST VIRGINIAAAA, MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA
bokuto: *recording with his phone* he’s been doing this for 3 hours
akaashi: TAAAAKE ME HOOOOME, COUNTRY ROAAAADS
bokuto: if we’re going to west virginia, that implies the existence of a north, east, and south virginia
akaashi: there’s just virginia and west virginia, bokuto-san
bokuto: ,,,what the fuck?
fINALLY they arrive in mothman city and bokuto is tHRIVING
he drags akaashi to any store that sells mothman merch and that’s pretty much every store
akaashi tries his best to make everything still be as documentary-like as possible and introduce things relevant to the history of mothman
akaashi: and here, we have the original transcripts of the first mothman sighting by the four friends – *stares into the distance*
cameraman: *turns around and gets a shot of bokuto putting on mothman-themed boxers over his jeans*
bokuto: there wasn’t a dressing room and i wanted to wear them now
and then they take a million pictures with the mothman statue
bokuto tries to climb the statue so it looks like mothman’s carrying him but a guard tells him off
akaashi glanced at mothman’s ass and snapped a pic of it
they can’t end their day without having some mothman pizza
yes its a thing it was in the buzzfeed unsolved episode and it looks ePIC
bokuto practically cries at the sight it looks so beautiful
akaashi’s lowkey like ‘why tf does the pizza look like this’but he doesn’t have the heart to tell bokuto
finally they sleep at a nearby hotel that has a mothman poster and mothman-themed bedsheets (which akaashi didn’t know about beforehand but he suspected as much from bokuto)
akaashi: *staring at the mothman poster right in front of his bed* it’s… staring at my soul
bokuto: mothman call, take 86: eeeEEEeEEEEeEEEE
the next day they finally get down to Looking for Mothman
*cut back to the interview room*
akaashi: for this episode, bokuto and i have made a bet on who can get the best evidence of mothman’s existence. if i win, we’re leaving Point Pleasant the next day
bokuto: and if i win we’re staying one more day!
akaashi: are you sure you want to go through with this bet?
bokuto: i’ll have you know, akaashi, i have a killer strategy *raises eyebrows at camera*
*back to mothman city*
akaashi: *standing in front of a clearing in the forest* this is where the first mothman sighting was. my plan is to set up motion cameras all around the space and then use radiowave frequency on a satellite to lure him out
*insert clip of akaashi setting up cameras and him cursing when one of them falls over*
bokuto shows up later at night wearing a trenchcoat and akaashi proudly shows him his set-up
akaashi: with my motion camera set-up i’ll definitely get some evidence on mothman’s existence. 
bokuto: *takes off trenchcoat to reveal his outfit: fishnet stockings, a skirt, a crop top, really huge moth wings made out of paper, and a fuzzy antenna headband* I’M GOING TO SEDUCE MOTHMAN
akaashi: …
bokuto: because i dressed up as mothwoman
akaashi: …
bokuto: also i made my mothman call recordings into a CD and i’m blasting it from a boombox
akaashi: … a bit heteronormative but ok
*later on*
akaashi, watching bokuto shaking glowsticks and attaching them to himself: i sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
it does 
akaashi goes first by playing his radiowave frequency thingy but the only thing it attracts is a deer and some teenagers smoking fUnny cIgaRettes thinking it was mothman
and then it’s bokuto’s turn 
bokuto: *stands in the middle of a clearing with his glowsticks and mothwoman costume and starts playing his mothman calls on his boombox*
akaashi: *watching from afar* this isn’t going to do any– oH MY GOD
his motion cameras pick something up and find a fLYING SHAPE IN THE SKY
Actual Mothman: eeeeeEEeeeEEEEEeeeee
Bokuto: OH MY GOD ITS MOTHMAN ITS MOTHMAN! 
akaashi: *surprised pikachu face*
Bokuto: MOTHMAN I’VE LOVED YOU SINCE I WAS A KID. I WROTE YOU 365 LETTERS. I WROTE YOU EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR 
Actual Mothman: eeeeeEEEeeEEEeE *flies away*
*the next day*
bokuto, looking out of a window dramatically: not many people will say that they got full, definitive proof that mothman exists. but, i was that man who caught that last night
akaashi: *lying in bed, clearly in a crisis* bokuto-san just dressed up as mothwoman and mothman came… bokuto-san just dressed up as mothwoman and mothman came
bokuto: i think we finally broke him
it takes five hours for akaashi to Accept Everything and they celebrate with even more mothman pizza and yes, staying in Mothman City for one more day
*back in the interview room for the closing remarks*
akaashi: we came to Point Pleasant to gather evidence on whether or not Mothman exists, and yes he fucking does exist and if anyone says no they can fight bokuto’s fishnet-stockinged legs
bokuto: yEAH
akaashi makes bokuto save that mothwoman costume for…purposes
check out my buzzfeed unsolved au here
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indiamw24 · 4 years ago
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PROMPT #19
Buzzfeed Unsolved AU; where Person A 100% believes in the supernatural and tries to convince character B that it's true, though Person B isn't convinced. Cue staying in a supposedly haunted place (with ghosts or demons or both), A telling B the story of the place and maybe something supernatural does happen (or maybe not and B laughs at A cause they freak out at nothing)
[Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi]
(This is what I've now started binging and it's great, would recommend)
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fanzinewatch · 4 years ago
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raggedy-dxctor · 5 years ago
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Taking requests from the Fluff Alphabet , go wild y'all (no nsfw stuff though pls)
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carry-a-world · 6 years ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi Additional Tags: Minor Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Buzzfeed Unsolved References, loosely based off of the latest finale, but with my own twist, there is a Demon, T is for Iwa's filthy mouth, there is also a gratuitous use of memes, Hurt/Comfort, and some fluff, this is a very self indulgent fic, but I hope I give ya'll a good laugh Summary:
An Iwaoi Buzzfeed Unsolved AU featuring shenanigans, bad memes, and a real life demon.
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years ago
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b-bokuto ???
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spotify-nightmare · 2 years ago
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spotify FANDOMS MASTERLIST <3
quick mentions:
could have a trigger fandom\character
not all are couples\ships
all titles in english
fandoms in alphabetical order
Adastra
amicus
cassius
Attack On Titan
annie
ymir and historia
Banana Fish
ash and eiji
Beastars
jack and legos(h)i
pina kun
Be More Chill
michael
rich
Bojack Horseman
bojack
diane
hollyhock
princess carolyn
sarah
todd
Buzzfeed Unsolved
shane and ryan
Carrie
carrie
Coco
ernesto de la cruz
hector
Courage The Cowardly Dog
courage
Creepypasta
jeff
Danganronpa
mondo and taka
Dear Evan Hansen
connor
evan
Death Note
misa
Detroit Become Human
connor
Devilman Crybaby
ryo and akira
Disenchantmnet
bean
bean, elfo, and luci
bean and mora
dagmar
elfo
luci
Doki Doki Literature Club
monika
natsuki
sayori
yuri
Forest Of Fireflies
hotaru and gin
Ghost Wife
liz and damon
Girl, Interrupted
daisy
girl, interrupted vibes
girl with doll
Given
mafuyu and yuki
Gnomeo And Juliet
gnomeo and juliet
Green Eggs And Ham
guy and sam
Haikyuu
bokuto and akaashi
bokuto
kyotani (mad dog)
Harry Potter
harry
ron
Heathers
jason
veronica
How To Train Your Dragon
hiccup and toothless
valka and cloudjumper
Hunter X Hunter
hisoka
killua and alluka
killua and gon
kurapika
Killing Stalking
sangwoo and yoonbum
Luca
luca and alberto
Miraculous Ladybug
adrien and marinette
adrien
c(h)at noir
chloe
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
riko and kanna
Moominvalley
snufkin
My Hero Academia
dabi
denki
enji \ endeavor
keigo \ hawks
kirishima
koda and hagakure
minoru
rei
shoto
My Little Pony
rarity
Naruto
naruto
haku and zabuza
kaiza and inari
Never Understand
dohoon and yumin
yuri and jaerim
Onward
barley
Orange Is The New Black
alex and piper
lorna
Over The Garden Wall
wirt
Percy Jackson
percy
Pokémon
james
Rick And Morty
rick
morty
summer
Secret Alliance
eun sian and yul \ yuri
eun sian and yujin
She-ra
adora and catra
Sonic
rouge
South Park
[PART 1]
bradley ("Cartman Sucks")
butters
chef
clyde
craig
craig and tweek
eric
eric and heidi
kenny
kenny and karen
[PART 2]
kyle
kyle and stan
stan
stan and wendy
wendy
Steven Universe
amethyst
lapis lazuli
lapis and jasper
pearl
pearl and rose quartz
rose quartz and greg
steven and connie
Strange Magic
the bog king and dawn
The Amazing World Of Gumball
darwin
gumball
gumball and darwin
The Last Kids On Earth
jack and quint
The Office
jim
Tokyo Mew Mew
mint aizawa
Twilight
alice
Undertale
mettaton
papyrus
(classic) sans
(dancetale) sans
(errortale) sans
(freshtale) sans
(horrortale) sans
(underfell) sans
(swaptale) sans
Vivo
gabi
Voltron
lance
lance and keith
pidge
Welcome To Hell
sock and jonathan
You
Joe Goldberg (and his lovers)
Yuri On Ice
yuri and victor
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saglovesu · 3 years ago
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𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑
— 𝘽𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ♡
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A/N: this is so much fun and I‘m rewatching the whole BU series rn so there‘ll prolly be more parts to come!! I‘m gonna turn this into a HQ x BU series cuz this is gold 😭
ALSO: I‘ll make a masterlist with haikyuu incorrect quotes where I‘ll link all the parts from the BU x HQ series aNDDD I‘ll do some other shows as well!! Maybe friends/Brooklyn 99 and others ;P
CW: swearing, mentions of death, descriptions of violence, LMK If I missed any!
Makki: Notably, none of the witnesses called an ambulance.
Mattsun: *chuckling* do you think there was one guy who was like, „I‘ll call- ohhhh.“
Makki: He just got a firm stare. Everyone just turned their head towards him. *imitates aggressive head turn*
Nishinoya: Forty movies in 1920 equates to... two weeks of work?
Kinnoshita: yeah, 'cause they— the... (wheeze)
Nishinoya: this movie‘s called „Man drops Potato!“
Kinnoshita: Hahahaha! (Wheeze) hehehe...yeah.
Daichi: not exactly a criminal manifesto
Sugawara: no. Hey, we‘ve all been to dinner with a Hindu prince.
Tendou: pretty boring for him to be that way
Shirabu: well, uh—uh I mean I... maybe boring enough...
Tendou: maybe all of Hollywood ganged up on him...and said „this guy‘s a real buzzkill“
Kita: A few love letters written by Mary to Taylor were found amongst Taylor‘s possessions. One of which read „Dearest, I love you, I love you, I love you. x x x x x x x x x X yours always, Mary.“
Kita: not exactly a poet.
Aran: (wheeze)
Kita: uh...(wheeze)
Aran: very insistent.
Osamu: This is one of my favorite cases we‘ve ever covered. It‘s got pretty much everything you‘d want. It‘s got mystery, it‘s got history and it‘s got a train.
Atsumu: You‘re a big train guy?
Osamu: Yeah, I‘m a big fan of train mysteries. They‘re among my favorites.
Atsumu: well in that case.
Atsumu: ALL ABOOAAARD!!
Osamu:
Osamu: All right. I‘m not as excited anymore but let‘s get into it.
Hinata: I just think, I thought this was a good opportunity for you, as a fellow Lord of the Rings tree, to provide some-
Kageyama: They‘re called Ents.
Hinata: whatever!
Kuroo: for people who believe this— people that believe, maybe he wasn‘t pleased with his projector
Bokuto: mm-hmm
Kuroo: I think they‘re lacking perspective. You gotta remember, people didn‘t even know what the phrase „moving picture“ meant. So regardless of whether or not the picture was jumpy, he— he shows up to this event, he shows a picture that starts moving, people are gonna think this guy‘s a goddamn wizard.
Bokuto: yeah
Kuroo: they‘re gonna— they‘re gonna— they‘re not gonna be like „oh bro the quality‘s bad. It‘s not 1080p I don‘t fucking get it!“ I—if I existed back in this time and I saw a moving picture, I‘d probably think his camera was bewitched
Bokuto: I‘d kiss him on the f— on the lips! I‘d say „Sir,you‘ve done it!“
Suna: Also, my mom was the kind of mom who, if I said that [„get out of my car“] to her, first, she‘d smack me, and secondly, I‘d have to get out.
Atsumu: yeah my mom once stopped the car and told me and my brother to get out.
Suna: No shit?
Atsumu: yeah we said „NO we‘re just kidding, we‘re not fighting!!“
Suna: what did you do to prompt that response?
Atsumu: I think we were just like, just fucking hitting each other in the back seat or something.
Suna: yeah
Atsumu: you know, classic brother stuff.
Asahi: You heard those, right? That wasn‘t me just being crazy.
Daichi: I think I heard metal move, I don‘t know. I‘m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but I‘m dismissing it
Komori: In 1923, this cavern collapsed after one of the stone support pillars was over-mined for the valuable ores inside of it.
Suna, chuckling: wait a minute- They were mining the support beams?
Komori, also chuckling: yeah
(Both burst out laughing)
Suna, imitating the miners: „Carl, I don‘t think you should do that. That‘s a sup-„ „nah, there‘s gold in here I know it!“
Komori, joining: „mind your own business, I‘m gonna strike it bare!“
Semi: rumor has it that near the schoolhouse, there was a mass grave of children who died of the plague, feeding the spiritual activity within the house.
Tendou: so what‘s the factual basis behind the plague? What plague?
Semi: I don‘t know
Tendou: you- *bursts out laughing*
Semi: there‘s no records, all right? You know?
Tendou: what plague?? What, did a teacher just open her mouth and flies came out?
Semi: (laughs) I don‘t know! It says, rumor has it there‘s a mass grave.
Tendou: A lot of rumors in this one huh?
[sitting in front of their next investigation subject]
Kiyoko: are you gonna be scared tonight to go over there?
Yachi: Yeah, I‘m gonna be scared, I‘m scared sitting here. I got scared by the rain!
Sakusa: those were the days...
Bokuto: (wheeze) yeah
Sakusa: when one person could land somewhere and say, „this is a town now“
Bokuto: he‘s law and order
Sakusa: „welcome to Sakusaburg“
Bokuto: he‘s the doctor— (wheeze) Sak- to Sakusaburg
Sakusa: „we‘re all assholes here, none of us believes in ghosts“
Bokuto: Sakusasville— yeah,yeah, yeah
Sakusa: „population: me“
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83-lemons-make-lemonade · 4 years ago
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Haikyuu ghost headcannons because I can pt. 2: iwaoi edition
Note: I will probably do one for each of the ships from the original post if this does well <3 (also!! Pls read the og post so you’re not confused)
As we have established, oikawa and iwaizumi have a difference of opinions in regards to ghosts
They usually don’t let this impact their relationship
Except when they watched X-files together
Oikawa believed every single fact about aliens presented
They watched the whole thing in 3 weeks, and argued the whole time
Iwaizumi is a Scully kinnie
Oikawa is obviously a mulder kinnie
Iwaizumi wanted to go ghost hunting after he heard about buzzfeed unsolved from yachi and watched every paranormal season ever posted
Oikawa flat out refused to go with him
Oikawa went with him after some very strategic persuasion on iwaizumis part
They saw no ghosts
Oikawa 100% had a melt down when he realized iwaizumi had never wached E.T. as a child
The watched it together immediately
Like immediately
Iwaizumi pretended not to enjoy it so that he could force oikawa to watch both Godzilla and both the conjuring movies as payback
Oikawa hid the entire time they were watching the conjuring, but still managed to make fun of it
Overall, they have agreed to disagree when it comes to ghosts
Oikawa only believes in ghosts when it suits him
It has suited him exactly once
They were playing an ouija board with mattsun and makki
Mattsun, makki, and oikawa were all joking around (which made iwaizumi, a whole-hearted demon beliver, very nervous)
Oikawa asked the board if he would ever get married, and the board said yes
He asked to who, and the board said to iwaizumi
(Mattsun and makki were moving it)
Oikawa still maintains that that moment was the only time ghosts have ever interacted with the physical realm
When he’s really annoyed, he’ll just insist that aliens did it
Either way, iwaoi started dating shortly after
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congrats on 1.75k omg the event is so cool!! (i love it and ur big brain 🥺) so i guess i conducted a seance using doritos at the winchester house with tsukki and used the ghost-o-meter app -🍙
ONIGIRI-ANON!! ahhh thank u so much i’m happy u think my brain is big wahahaha. alsoo yess i love a good seance !!
you: today on Buzzfeed Unsolved we will be visiting the famous Winchester House as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?
tsukki: *shakes head* 
*at the winchester house*
you, trying to run the documentary aspect of the episode: this place is known for being fairly haunted and the confusing layout of this place is said to be intended to trap spirits inside
tsukki: also ghost hunters who were ‘allegedly’ lost by their partners *looks at you
you: don’t you dare
you guys explore the house and you have to make sure that tsukki isn’t deliberately trying to get you lost on purpose
actually he’s the one who almost gets lost so he ends up sticking close to you while filming
when you guys go to the smaller rooms he has to really stoop down
tsukki: so this how it’s like to be you
then you guys make your way to Mary Winchester’s special seance room
you: according to ‘how to conduct a seance’ on Wikihow, we should first give an offering of food to the spirits
tsukki: *brings out a bag of doritos* come and get ‘em ghosts!!
you: doritos? really?
tsukki: i bet they’ve never had doritos. ever.
also, because he’s Like That, tsukki will have the Ghost-o-Meter app on his phone and use it on purpose to annoy you (because he hates the sound of the spirit box that you love to use)
you: that’s a fricking phone app. you’re not going to catch anything 
tsukki: well, according to Ghost-o-Meter there are fifty ghosts in the room right now
you: ....
tsukki: how many was your spirit box able to catch?
you: IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY
tsukki: now there are sixty-seven ghosts. they must really like the doritos
*later outside*
you: whether or not the Winchester House is haunted is a case that remains to be... uns--
tsukki: ghosts love doritos. case closed.
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sawaruuu · 5 years ago
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Buzzfeed Unsolved X Haikyuu!!
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cosmicqueenieb · 4 years ago
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Things I Love (Posting so I can make more friends!):
- MCU
- PJO/HoO
- TVD/TO
- The Selection
- The Young Elites
- ATLA/LoK
- Bones
- Criminal Minds
- Glee
- Miraculous
- Gallagher Girls + The Heist Society
- Tangled: The Series
- Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher
- Brooklyn 99
- The Lunar Chronicles
- Attack on Titan
- Seven Deadly Sins
- Haikyuu!
- Boku no Hero Academia
- Hunter x Hunter
- Fruits Basket
- Maid Sama
- Demon Slayer
- Lucifer
- HOTD
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raggedy-dxctor · 4 years ago
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What fandoms do you write?
atm it's mainly, doctor who, the arcana, fictif, haikyuu, buzzfeed unsolved, good omens & she ra
i'm also gonna start for mystic messenger soon because i recently started playing again!
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