#buy the stuff

[phineas-and-herb]

i think its insane that candace was only being paid $3.50 an hour for her first job but then i realized that's also how much i made per hour when i got my first job too

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[varpusvaras]

Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.

Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-

(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))

The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.

It's messy and it's bloody.

One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.

Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.

"What is that?" He asks.

Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.

"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

Green Arrow glares at Batman.

"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

Batman glares at Green Arrow.

"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.

Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.

"Jason-"

"Roy-"

Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

I had people over yesterday, but I also bought the wrong flavour of wet food pate so Pangur spent the entire time vomiting, then begging for food (because she'd vommed it all out), then filling the room with meat-stink farts.

and also begging to be held bc she didn't feel good, even though the pressure of me holding her just pushed out more farts.

[sixth-light]

so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.

I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.

and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."

and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.

[crystallizedtwilight]

Flashy treasure is waiting for me!

[housecow]

lol I hope you weren’t under the impression that the dress was hiding how ill fitting your bra was….

i’m not really worried abt that bc imagine these in that dress. if you’re at my height or taller than me: YOURE WELCOME

[daughter-of-sapph0]

who had "jkr goes full nazi" on their 2024 bingo cards?

[vyxated]

sewer set

A small set to add some dirtiness to the waterscape! Includes: 5 water styles, 2 algae deco, and 1 vfx object.

search keyword: "vyxated" "sewer set"

// pool water - sewage

base game compatible

5 water styles: 4 of them w/ overlays ; 5 swatches each

reduced water transparency for that extra murkiness

// deco - algaes

base game compatible

2 algae decos  // 3-4 swatches each

stink bubbles vfx // 7 algae + 1 invisible swatch

found in water-related decos

📂 DOWNLOAD & TOU

DO recolor my CCs & include the mesh. Just credit back please :]

Edit my CCs for personal use only.

DO include my CCs in free sim downloads. Including them in bulk CC folders are not allowed.

DON’T re-upload and/or claim my stuff as your own, as well as using/editing parts of it and passing it off as your own.

DON’T put my creations and/or conversions / recolors / edits / inclusions of it in any kind of paywall. No C*rseforge allowed either.

simfileshare / patreon

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[fauvester]

something something seeing things through different eyes

[yuki2sksksk]

Poison Duo ‼️

• Shinobu probably once asked "hey do you want drugs " and Gyutarou be like " HUH "

• Sometimes Gyutaro drags Shinobu to the mall for advice on what to buy things for Ume

• " damn gurl look at your skinny arm " " LOOK AT YOUR SKINNY ASS FIRST "

[quesocheeso]

Oh my gosh I need a toddler mk ahhhhhhh imagine him causing trouble??? And touching stuff he shouldn't.....he isn't pass that phase lol

Ask had me big thinking on this so now you get a comic👍

Yes, any time Mac or Wukong aren’t looking Xiaotian would run and do something he shouldn’t be doing

Wukong: We should watch a movie right now that we’re not busy. Macaque: Yeah relax a bit right now that it’s quiet Wukong:…wait…quiet…? Mac + SWK: THE BABY Xiaotian gigging in the other room

Xiaotian was and still is a handful, but he’s adorable and Mac and Wukong would not change him for the world

(Lore wise this happens after Macaque moves full time to FFM with Xiaotian so I find it funny that anytime the baby did something so Wukong, Macaque would portal over to Wukong just to show him off,,, Macaque mom mode activated)

Bonus colored drawing:

[salamispots]

warm up/sketch for fun (+ lines because there's some gesture stuff that gets a little lost that I like)

[cringefail-clown]

in the unfathomable vastness of paradox space, a thrumming pulse tying all living together rings through

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[dacrystalsim]

The Sims 3 Teen Style Stuff

The Sims 2 Teen Style Stuff converted to The Sims 3! This pack includes 43 items, 7 wallpapers, 4 floors and a collection file with a custom icon. This pack is base game compatible, please let me know if you're having any issues with it.

How to download:

There are 2 versions, please download only one!

Teen Style Stuff-Merged: Merged version.

Teen Style Stuff-Unmerged: Unmerged version, mix and match to your liking.

Download links:

[SFS] | [MTS]

Credits: EA / Maxis for the original meshes and textures. Special thanks: TS3CreatorCave discord server for all the help and tips and @virtual-hugs for testing the wardrobes and vanity table for me ❤ @xto3conversionsfinds @pis3update Polycount and CASTable channels under the cut.

Polycount: Surfer Racka H 1024 / M 716 Anthony Roc Board Hanger H 1119 / M 807 The It Poster H 216 / M 56 Pear ShinyStation XTR H 974 / M 775 Curves Music Manager H 1118 / M 782 EDUKATE Shelf H 1216 / M 910 Pompadour Dresser H 1161 / M 1021 Roll On H 1480 / M 1110 The Television Television H 1430 / M 1132 Light Waves Ceilling Lamp H 1566 / M 1096 Dirty Clothes Pile H 2 Swervy Curvy Desk H 1226 / M 1140 Curves and Swerves End Table H 411 / M 367 Simple Single H 2256 / M 1578 Simple Double H 3054 / M 2110 Fluffy Rocker H 1098 / M 768 Higher Education H 1340 / M 966 Nova Table Lamp H 692 / M 558 Wall Flare Lamp H 518 / M 414 Lumosity Candle Holder H 601 / M 417 Seat of High-Backed Terror H 1412 / M 1059 Four Star Ceilling Lamp H 1532 / M 1232 Tall and Terrible Armoire H 2766 / M 2274 Mirror on the Wall H 884 / M 621 Patchwork Desk H 1460 / M 1460 Patchwork End Table H 1276 / M 892 Side by Side H 4492 / M 3270 Coture Clothing Chest H 3320 / M 2438 Ahead of the Table H 1610 / M 1126 The Better Bookshelf H 1302 / M 946 Cork It Over Memory Board H 144 / M 100 Princess Collection Coat Rack H 1520 / M 1103 Fine Finish Desk H 2264 / M 1848 You're So Vanity H 2073 / M 1451 Subtle Touch End Table H 1392 / M 974 Fit for Royalty H 2904 / M 2134 Fit for Royalty V2 H 2112 / M 1492 You're So Vanity Chair H 664 / M 464 Stay Out! Poster H 10 Hollywood Print H 48 Bullseye Throw Rug H 20 TuneJammy Blammer Boombox H 1450 / M 1014 Create a Collage Poster Set H 4