#buy prob not in the near future

[nukudraws]

"Wait for it" comic part 2

Version with sound|yt version

~And we fall and we break~

~and we make our mistakes~

~And if there's a reason I'm still alive

when everyone who loves me has died~

~I'm willing to wait for it, I'm willing to~

~wait for it~

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I really hope you liked it (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

I can only draw people with short hair so many times

Part 1

[seddair]

Oof

[redrum-alice]

TimeBomb ⏳️💣✨️ Tangled AU headcanons again because why not---

May or may not include repeated hcs bc i domt read them after theyre posted lololol---

Ekko HCs

Instead of his nose, piltover enforcers kept getting Ekko's face mark wrong on his wanted posters (they either put apple, unicorn, heart, or a d*ck on his face-)

Ladies Man: Every girl and young woman who happens to come across his posters or who have heard of him have been fawning over him; they have this notion that if they leave a science book or a trinket on their window at night, he'll come visit and sweep them off their feet...of course that doesn't happen and there's only a 50% chance he'll pick it up or not (probs bc he already stole a copy of that book or that the trinket doesn't interest him).

He's the big brother (along with Scar) of their community called "Firelights" where most refugees reside. He gets along with kids a lot and invite him to play Tag with them when he's not busy. (Bonus: he babysits Scar's baby when he's away)

Short Lore: Ekko was orphaned at a very young age and was left to fend for himself as a pick pocket along with other kids. By the time he was old enough to pick up a book, Benzo adopted him and made him as his apprentice at the age of 9. It all ended when Enforcers and Chembarons terrorized Zaun due to Shimmer. Scar eventually found him and became his big brother. Rest is history of them building a sanctuary for people in need.

Ekko is pretty much a book worm. Unlike kids his age when he was young, he would steal more books than money resulting Scar sharing his rations to feed him. He's reckless, but eventually learned how to survive.

Kids in the Firelight sanctuary are inspired and are as curious as Ekko is in the field of science and mathematics. Parents encourage them to hang out with their big brother in hopes they can be educated just like him

His parents did want him to attend piltover academy for a brighter future, but unfortunately the war happened :')

Because of the unfortunate events happening in his life, he starts to fantasize about building a time machine to see his family again. Jayce's hexgem only amplified his ambitions of building his impossible project.

Another one of his ambitions is to make a better place for people to live in...and others in Zaun have mocked him for it (apart for the firelights, they look up to him)

Scar kept telling him to find a partner because he's gonna grow old and lonely if he doesnt. Ekko ofc ignores this and thinks he doesnt need it when he's got his books.

Ekko is also responsible for adding flora in their community. His mom once owned a tiny garden she used to tend to. Ekko plants his mother's favorite flowers to honor both his parents. It was fairly easy to grow them since natural light shines in the community.

Jinx HCs

Silco bought a casual outfit and two dresses from piltover for Jinx, but she only wears one dress and out grew her casual outfit. She saves the other dress for when she leaves the tower (for good).

She altered her dress to fit her tastes; piltover fashion is bonkers she says.

He also brings her self-care products especially for her hair, but never buys her hair accessories...says its too tacky for her (and it reminds him too much of her mother lmao)

Jinx doesn't allow anyone to come near her (especially her hair) upon Silco's orders unless told otherwise. It's usually him or Sevika who brushes her hair.

When Silco is busy, he sends Sevika instead to tend to Jinx (much to each other's dismay). She doesn't like how rough Sevika is brushing her hair (though she's still careful because she gets paid)

The tower usually gets cold in the winter and people sometimes forget to send wood for her fireplace, so wraps up herself in her hair and several blankets so she wouldn't freeze. She's used to it and doesn't mention it to Silco despite him saying she can call to him whenever she needs something

One could guess that not heating up her tower in the winter is probably an experiment conducted by Singed indirectly to see if she can endure bitter cold all while Silco allows it and doesn't tell his daughter. It's one of the cruel ways to test her mutation.

Another way of testing her is having her live in a dark place; the tower is located within the dark forest where no light can reach it. Jinx's eyes became more adjusted in the dark that she can read three books with a small candle light or a neon light stick that barely illuminates the whole room.

Unbeknownst to them, her brilliant mind comes up with several ways to live (or survive) in the tower with what minimal tools she has.

Yes, she has a crossbow but prefers to use her custom-made pistol

Of course, she has nightmares: it often involves the voices in pain she has heard echoing below when there's "shimmer business" going on. Sometimes it about being abandoned by her father and being lied to. She gets the feeling that someone out there is finding her, but they have long abandoned her.

Her pet crow is mischievious as well as its smart; it often brings her materials she needed for her projects Silco asked her to do. It sometimes bring her trinkets she find cute and fascinating

She read about bugs that glow called "firelights" and wishes to see them herself. Shes fascinated that such creatures can glow and float around naturally (unlike the neon lights she sees workers use. She likes them, but she wanted to see what natural light is)

General HCs

When Ekko met Jinx in her tower while hiding, he thought he saw a ghost bc of her long hair and pale skin (and wearing white modest undergarments at that time-- she knocked him out before he can see full view lol)

Jinx was unconsciously transparent about being naive about the world and only knows a portion of it. Ekko couldn't bring himself to leave her in that tower alone now that she's old enough to explore the world.

The Deal: Jinx keeps the stone hidden until Ekko takes her outside and see firelights or whatever she wants. If he fails to do so, she'll tell on him and she gets to use the hexgem to power her weapon and destroy whatever her father tells her to.

After their deal, Ekko took Jinx to a local bar called "The Last Drop" in Zaun. It wasn't the same place he remembered, but he hopes they still serve the same menu there. The problem is Jinx recognized some of the men there who work for Silco lol

Ekko is weirded out by Jinx's hair length, but soon comes to appreciate it. When asked why she cant cut, she'll only answer her father doesn't want to

He thinks her hair color became even brighter when she was outside-- not to mention she's even more radiant than before :3

When Jinx was washing her hands, her sleeves were rolled up exposing syringe marks on her skin. Ekko gently asked Jinx about and she answered "father and this doctor wanted to keep my health in check" despite being fairly healthy. He's sensing something is very wrong

On their way to the Firelight sanctuary, Jinx marveled at the flowers and the light emitting from the sky above them. Ekko enjoys the smile on her face, even letting her pick flowers she likes as long as she doesnt destroy his work 🥲

Both of them got along pretty well seeing that they enjoy reading and tinkering (Scar even teased Ekko for bringing in a lady friend over)

Ekko presented Jinx the option to stay with him if she wants, seeing that she was much more happier here than being trapped in her tower for so long...maybe one day she'll consider breaking out of her own prison.

Been a while since I wrote something here. Had some personal life problems that hinder me from creating something + my works aren't as engaging as before (grateful to those who still appreciate them tho 💖)

Also dedicati g this to @starry-nights12 bc they've been feeding me so much TB content for the past few weeks now TvT 💖✨️

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

Lines from "In The Other Universe" that I CANT GET OVER

in which a fanfic writer (me) overexplains her oneshot bc I NEED TO RAMBLE AND MY IRLS FOLLOW ME ON EVERY OTHER PLATFORM SO TUMBLR IS ALL! I! HAVE!

(u should prob read it first this wont make sense otherwise)

"Even though it was not his name, Yin Yu turned"

i dont know if this is a canon scene or not (sue me the books are LONG and hard to buy in my country) but i've read about yin yu getting mistaken for yizhen and getting totally upset. so i decided to start this fic with him being so okay with it that he responds to qi ying's name as if it's his own.

(also because if ur so close to someone, ur nosy abt their business because it also becomes your business) I WANTED TO CONVEY THAT CLOSENESS FROM THE VERY FIRST LINE

"Should I tell Yizhen you can't even recognize me?"

CANON YIN YU IS SO GLOOMY AND HONESTLY WE UNDERESTIMATE HIS POTENTIAL TO BE TEASY. i just know he could be. all hard workers have a sarcastic inner voice

"The man damn near shits his pants"

AHAHHA okay look. i have this tendency when writing to be REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND FANCY. and ive learnt that usually NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS. compared to genshin, tgcf fanfics are so beautifully written and sometimes i gotta remind this fandom to SPEAK INFORMALLY (unless its qi rong. then. yea. BUT WHO READS QI RONG FICS?)

"The blank wrist that has never known the kiss of cold metal"

I RIPPED MY OWN HEART OUT WITH THIS ONE

"In this universe, he discovers it's such a simple thing to be happy."

proof that quanyin is literally hualian's cousin

the entire earring scene

i am a sucker for qyz's over-attachment to the earrings. ik a lot of ppl think he's like this because its the only thing yin yu ever gave him but NO headcanon that even in the other universe, yizhen would be overly attached because hes a puppy

he xuan scene

canonically, he xuan would NEVER. bc 1) he's too lost in his own ways to ask for advice and 2) it would fuck with his earth master disguise too much. but since it's the other universe!!!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

“Yizhen’s victory is my victory,” he declares, with a tone that leaves no room for argument. “His loss is my loss. When Yizhen cries, I am sad. When Yizhen smiles at me, my heart is so full it could burst.” He brings two jade white palms together, interlocking the fingers like entangled limbs on a hot summer morning. “We’re like this. One shared past; one shared future. As a Shixiong, don’t you think rather than being jealous, I’m extremely proud of how far he’s come?”

my favourite freaking line can you tell? IT SHOWS THEIR ABILITY TO ROOT FOR ONE ANOTHER. SHOWS EMPATHY. SHOWS LOVE. ("my heart is so full it could burst") THE RECALL TO THE MORNING THEY WOKE UP TOGETHER, REMINDING YOU OF DOMESTICITY AND SIMPLICITY AND TRUST AND CLOSENESS.

ONE SHARED PAST; ONE SHARED FUTURE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? this is all i ever wanted for them. to be able to grow together and live together and die together. TO HAVE A SHARED PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE.

this line is also loaded to me bc i once wrote a fic called "entangled pasts; estranged future" that wasnt good enough to be posted but GOD IT REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF IT

"Here, he never needs to know the weight of a mask – neither physical not metaphorical."

i dont like how i worded this but IT NEEDED TO BE SAID. YIN YU NEVER NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WEAR THE WANING MOON MASK but more importantly NEVER NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WEAR A MASK TOWARDS QUAN YIZHEN. NEVER NEEDS TO HIDE RESENTMENT. im shaking with all they couldve been and didnt become.

"Here, Brocade and Immortal are just two words"

hear that? its the sound of me BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL AAAAAA I SO DESPERATELY WANT THIS TO BE REAL i mean i understand if they werent so tragic i wouldnt love them as much but IT HURTS! (*100 teehee)

"Sure it will."

i actually hate myself why did i end it like that even in my fanfic i cant let them be happy. huh. i have to subtly hint that this isnt what happens.

its actually so upsetting that the whole fic is so nice and healing and all of it is just overcasted by this knowledge of "its not real. they never get to be this happy. what really happens is they resent each other and leave each other and they become one shared past; two estranged futures."

you can call me insane. im aware no one thinks this deeply about fanfiction and most people are on the site for smut. BUT I THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT SO YOURE FORCED TO LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE

[coconox]

my whb progress 2

as of apr 7, 2024

since whb's half anni has passed, i thought i'd do a progress check to reflect on how much has happened btwn now and this post

general info

lvl: 47

status: 🤨 mostly f2p

i say mostly cause i just recently broke the f2p status and bought bp for ppyong

i refuse to buy packs and in the future i'll prob be very selective over who i pick for bp (aka i wont buy every bp), so for the most part i'll just be having the f2p experience

when i started: launch (10/03 my timezone)

ver: erolabs

team setup

i finally have levi now lmao

sometimes i'll switch out one of the levis for attacker satan but this is what i use generally

everyone's lvls and artifacts

skill lvls (normal atk-ult-passive)

attacker mammon: 1-3-1

selfie mammon: 4-5-4

selfie satan: 4-4-1

selfie beel: 4-4-4

bloodshed levi: 3-3-1

selfie levi: 3-3-1

secret club

i only work on completing mammon's unholy board

stuck on needing attacker mammon's sig atm :'))

materials

too lazy to screenshot it all but im basically broke on pies, tears, pretzels (tbf i dont play the minigame whatsoever), red keys, yellow keys, and seals

everything else im either ok in supply or overflowing w it

overall thoughts / reflection

this section is for me to look back on in the future when i do progress posts. i'll break down this section into multiple parts similar to my prev post for consistency

STORY

honestly, its interesting in concept. since sadly only 1 chapter has released btwn now and my last post so thoughts havent really drastically changed

ch5 imo wasnt really a full on hades chapter. yes, it takes place in hades and yes we get some intro abt hades, but i think this was supposed to act more like a bridge to tartaros, which is prob why we didnt have any h scenes w any hades chars aside from levi. ofc we'll get back to it being hades-focused eventually, but the story for a while is most likely gonna pivot to tartaros bc of that big lore drop abt mammon at the end

i assume we'll prob be introduced to the cherubs in tartaros bc of selaphiel txting us near the end + it being mentioned at the end that theres a hub of angels in the lab, and hopefully part 2 of mammon's h scene. it was strange at first for mammon to only have 1 h scene, compared to satan or levi that had 2, but w him implying theres probably gonna be a part 2 in his h scene + we'll most likely see him again in ch6 (or however many chapters tartaros will be played out), we'll prob experience part 2 in his home country. tbh that prob just me inhaling MASSIVE hopium since mammon isnt rlly that popular but i can dream ok-

i hope us being in tartaros doesnt last for just 1 chapter. you cant condense the experiments tartaros went through to create a clone of mammon only for them to fail + bring up the fact that the seed is prob also in tartaros in just 1 chapter. well— technically you can, but not at the pace chapters are at atm. chapters have roughly 15 parts of story on the main branch, and imo that much info abt tartaros cant be condensed into 1 chapter unless if they make the story bits like WAY longer than what they normally do

GAMEPLAY

tl;dr as an endgame player, its too easy 💀

working on the spreadsheet ever since the games 1st month of release and now just recently testing multiple team comps, the "meta" is so monkos HSHFJDJ

this game is INSANELY dependent on you having more than 1 dps/tank light card. light is also just an unstoppable element and i wish the game was balanced a bit more to let other elements shine

enemies are now way too easy to defeat. ik i prob shouldnt be complaining abt this but pls im a pgr and neural cloud player at heart I NEED SOME CHALLENGE

ch3 and ch4 were prob the most tedious and awful chapters, but at least they actually made me think when it comes to battles. now i just place down chars and let it play in the bg while i go do smth else. ofc this may just be bc i have a team that im comfortable w using everywhere, but id like to see at least a bit more "challenge" outside of holy coin portal

also, for weekly achievements, lvling artifacts is not a great requirement

i only pull when theres a new s rank or when mammon is moved to standard, so its very, VERY rare compared to avg users. having the artifact req is essentially forcing me to pull during those gaps just so i could fulfill a weekly req which sucks. i also dont need to lvl anymore artifacts in general for my team comp. lvl 15 is the bare minimum i need to get through all content w ease, anything after that is just a small boost tbh

on the note of daily/weekly requirements, there needs to be more of them

i mean in a sense of theres still gonna be 9 daily achievements, but you get more options on HOW you get to the 9 daily achievement req. most gachas that ive played always have more options than necessary to fulfill the overall requirement to get all rewards, so having this strict number w strict reqs is rlly not that great tbh

RESOURCES

thoughts from last time still havent rlly changed. pies and candies especially are still rng dependent which sucks, and now there gonna revamp pancakes while also keeping the old pancakes ???? theres way too many currencies (w some even having very little to no use) atp which can and will get overwhelming for new players

GACHA

i hate solomon seals. you can tell that red keys were supposed to be the main gacha currency if you ever look at old packs, but smth happened along the way and now we have seals

pity is also way too high for what we're earning atm. based off of f2p earnings, every week we get roughly 1 pull of red keys, maybe 2 pulls of yellow keys (red and yellow keys are more dependent on the key boxes which again, dependent on rng), and 1 pull of solomon seals. this doesnt include the stuff earned outside of dailies/weeklies, and i think there should be more ways to earn said currency through dailies/weeklies and not be so dependent on either paying or pulling chars

speaking of pity, i wish we had pity for both of the standard banners

i also wish theyd separate char and artifacts into their own banners. that way, if someone has a char but needs their sig, they can just pull in the artifact-only banner and try to get said sig

tl;dr in general i wish everything wasnt so strict and rng dependent, also wish numbers made sense like why do we get at least 5 red keys a week when 1 pull is 3, JUST GIVE ME 6 KEYS ATP

so yeah thats all for now lmao. im pretty sure i have a lot more to say abt this game but my minds at a blank atm, so ig thatll be saved for the next progress post which will be around 1st anni

[megan-loves-surveys]

Yo.

Do you know anybody who is ambidextrous? Not that I know of.

Have you ever been 4-wheeling? No.

What’s the weather been like today? So far, it's a mixed bag - it's rained, but it's also been sunny. I'm hoping that rains goes away altogether before I have to go out.

What was the last exam you sat for? One for uni.

Will you be attending any weddings in the near future? Not that I'm aware of.

Do you currently have any unread text messages, and who from? No.

Speaking of text messages, what colour is your cell phone? Red.

Do you live anywhere near the woods? We don't really have 'woods' so to speak.

Would you ever consider a career in the tourism industry? Maybe? I did take Tourism at school haha.

Do you have any important anniversaries you celebrate? Oh yeah. My boyfriend and I's anniversary is in June, and I always celebrate Shield related anniversaries - like their debut and when Seth turned on them etc.

When was the last time you used q-tips? Dunno.

How does your hair react to humid weather or rain? It goes all weird and big haha.

What’s your favourite flavour of iced tea? Don't drink it.

Do you understand music theory? No.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 6 hours and 40 mins according to my FitBit.

Are you expected to act professionally at your job? Yes, cos I work in an office. But we're more casual with the clients we deal with a lot.

Infomercials: entertaining or stupid? Stupid.

What’s your favourite brand of energy drink? Red Bull and V are both good.

Do you have (or have you ever had) acne? Oh yeah.

When was the last time you got pins-and-needles? The other day.

Why did you click to take this survey? Cos I miss Bzoink and I just like taking them.

If you have glasses, have you ever smashed them? No, thank god lol.

How do you get new music? Buy or download or what? I use Spotify.

Have you ever sent someone an abusive text message? No?

Do you require a lot of time to do things or are you quick? Depends what it is. If it's typing or something like that, I'm super fast.

What will be the next concert you attend? I'm seeing Five tonight!!!!! <3

Turn the nearest television on, what’s on? I don't want to turn it on cos my Mum's still in bed.

How often do you “wake up on the wrong side of the bed”? Not that often, I'm usually fine once I actually get up and get moving.

Can you rap? No xD

What do you usually order when you’re at McDonald’s? Chicken nuggets, I don't like their burgers cos they cook onions in the patties now. Blegh.

Are there any textbooks near where you are right now? No.

What’s the time? 11:19am.

Do you know how to use a DSLR camera? No.

How’s your body temperature right now? My FitBit says my body temp was down 1C last night, so that's good.

Do you use Celsius or Fahrenheit? Celsius.

What was the last thing you got a really good deal on? Converse, pair was worth $160, I got them for 100.

Have you ever studied any ancient societies? No.

Do you like to wear long, dangling earrings? My ears aren't even pierced, lol.

What was the last reason you took medicine? Migraine.

Do you exercise regularly? Yep, I go to the gym 3 times a week and walk a lot in general.

What is your coffee of choice? (flat white, cappuccino, etc.) Mocha.

Do you pay any attention to your country’s politics? I keep a general eye on it, but I don't really like talking about it.

Are you feeling worried about anything right now? Not really.

Are you a gossipy type of person? I like to read gossip xD

When will your next meal be, and do you know what it will consist of? Lunch, prob a sandwich or crackers.

Tell me about the sickest you’ve ever felt. 2019 - it was the flu and it was so awful.

What’s your opinion on your in-laws, if you have any? Both of my boyfriend's parents have passed away, so that isn't a thing I have to deal with.

Do you make excuses often, or do you just get things done? Depends.

Have you seen your best friend today? No, I'll see her on Thursday at the gym probably.

What can you smell right now? Nothing in particular.

Any important birthdays coming up? Not really soon, but my boyfriend's is the next one.

Fireworks: yay or nay? Yay for proper organized displays, nay for personal use, waste of money.

Do you have any plans for the rest of the day? Yep, going to a concert tonight and meeting the band too <3

How about tomorrow? Any plans? I'm working. Yay...

Do you know how to do your own laundry or does someone else do it? My Mum does it, but I can do it too.

If you could eat or drink anything right now, what would it be? I'm fine for now, lunch is in about an hour.

What colour are your headphones? White, cos I have Airpods.

Think of the last long car trip you had, where did you go? Hmm... Helensville for the APW show? We left Auckland, it was that far away.

Do you have a Twitter account that you use regularly? I have one, but I haven't tweeted since 2022 lol.

Have you ever seen a horseshoe crab? They’re scary, right?! No.

What was the last movie you saw at the theatres? Bob's Burgers Movie lol, in 2022.

Are there any new movies that you’d really like to see? No.

If you could play one instrument flawlessly, what would it be? Guitar.

Do you overthink a lot of things? I can do.

Is there anybody you miss but can’t see again? Yes.

When was the last time you had a hangover? I don't really get hungover.

Do you remember much from high school? Loads.

Where would you go for the ultimate honeymoon? I don't want to get married, but if I did... I'd love to go to Japan or the USA.

Can you access the roof of the building you live in? No.

Do you know anyone who has a strong accent that is hard to understand? Not personally, but I do deal with people with thick accents at work on occasion. The best was this guy with a super strong Scottish accent, I could barely understand him but he sounded so nice haha.

If you had to get a tattoo tomorrow, what would you get? Mox's logo.

What was the last podcast you listened to? Do you listen to it regularly? I don't listen to them.

Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist, and why do you think this is? Optimist.

When was the last time you moved houses? 2016.

Have you ever held a gun? Did you fire it? No.

Do you like simple questions or deep questions that make you think? Depends.

How long have you been using Bzoink? I had it since 2009. Shame it's gone :(

When was the last time you threw up? Why were you sick? Dunno tbh.

Are you on a first-name basis with your boss? (or last boss if unemployed) I call him by his last name at work, but on the occasion we've all gone out for a drink, I call him Oliver xD

What brand is your laptop or computer? MSI.

Would you ever wear a bright orange shirt? Maybe. Would clash horribly with my hair though xD

What was the last thing you wrote in a word document? Something at work yesterday.

Who do you miss and what do you miss about them? Hmm.

What were the best and worst costumes you’ve ever worn? I don't really do costumes, but for Halloween last year my boyfriend and I went to his work Halloween party, the theme was uniforms xD I dressed as a schoolgirl haha.

Do you know anybody who is gay and married? Not personally.

What did you last take painkillers for? Migraine.

Are there any hobbies you want to get back into? Hmm, not really.

Have you ever shared a home with a friend? No.

What’s the craziest or weirdest place you’ve ever slept? A kitchen floor of a scout hall after a 21st birthday party LOL.

What did you have for lunch today and who made it? I haven't had lunch yet.

Do you believe in anything supernatural like ghosts or ghouls? Nah.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 6 hours and 40 mins.

Are you allergic to anything? How did you find out? Yep - some antibiotics, parmesan cheese, plums, all berries except strawberries and nickel.

What’s your favourite Thai dish? Dunno.

Do you have any alarms set? What time and what for? Not today, but I will have one set for tomorrow cos I'm working.

What are you going to do when this survey is over? Do another one.

Have you ever been on a date with someone you met online? How was it? Yes, it was fine, we went out for a few months.

What colour is the rug in your living area? We don't have one.

Do you call it a couch, sofa, lounge or something else entirely? Couch.

Who is your favourite character on Friends? Always and forever will be Chandler. RIP Matthew Perry. Runner up is Rachel.

When was the last time you used a pair of headphones and what for? I used my Airpods yesterday on my commute to work.

Describe the temperature of the area you’re in right now. It's actually a bit chilly, it's 18C, when it's usually in the mid 20s by now.

Who was the last very physically attractive person you saw? Jon Moxley, in a photo xD In person, my boyfriend <3

Have you ever had teppanyaki? Dunno.

How long does it take you to get ready before you go somewhere? Usually around 15 mins or so.

Do you find it difficult to get rid of material possessions? Yes.

What sort of games do you like to play? Pokemon, adventure games, strategy games, visual novels etc.

What was the last candy you ate? Good question tbh.

Have you ever been hit in the face? What’s the story? No.

Do you know anyone who is deaf? Yep.

Name one thing on your bucket list. Attend a Royal Rumble.

1 - When was the last time it snowed where you live? Do you like snowy weather or is it just a pain? It doesn't snow in my city, it's far too warm.

2 - Are you expecting any parcels in the mail right now? Not at the moment, surprisingly xD

3 - How long is it until your birthday? Do you have any plans for the day? It's not for almost five months (thank god).

4 - What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.

5 - Do you need to do any laundry right now? No, we did laundry yesterday.

6 - Who was the last person you got a notification from on social media? Is this person a close friend of yours? Lynnette, and she's my stepmum!

7 - Do you regularly buy things on credit? If so, how much do you owe on credit cards right now? I don't have a credit card, only a debit card.

8 - When was the last time you got a call from an unknown number? Did you answer or call them back? I don't answer unknown numbers. You want me to talk to you, reveal your number lol.

9 - When was the last time you got off work early? What was the reason and did you do anything fun with your extra free time? Last week when I was on data entry and finished up everything on my list, my boss told me I could leave an hour early, which ruled. I went to the gym and got it done earlier than normal.

10 - What do you typically eat for Christmas Dinner? Are you the one who cooks or does a family member do the cooking? My Mum cooks, and we usually have ham, chicken, roast potatoes, salad, cheese, pineapple, eggs and bread rolls, then for dessert a cheesecake or pie.

11 - What time did you wake up this morning? Did you get out of bed right away? 9am or so, and I got up to pee lol then went back to bed for a bit.

12 - Do you have any plans for the weekend? Are these plans typical for a weekend or are you doing something different? I'm going to a wrestling show with a bunch of people. I go to shows quite frequently, so this is normal lol.

13 - Would you like to work a job that involves going in and out of other people’s homes all day? (Like care work, painter, decorated etc.) No thanks. The office is fine lol.

.14 - When was the last time you had an injury? Was it a minor cut/scrape or something more serious? What happened? I hurt my hip last year while working out, I had to cut back on my workouts for a few weeks to let it heal.

15 - Do you ever watch movies or TV shows that require you to read subtitles? Oh yeah.

16 - What accents are your favourite? Scottish is the best!!! Also Irish is nice too.

17 - How many people have you texted today? Are these people friends, family members or something else? Just my boyfriend so far.

18 - Are you any good at DIY? What was the last DIY project you finished? Not my thing.

19 - When was the last time you had a haircut? When was the last time you dyed your hair (if you ever have)? I don't cut my hair lol. I dye it loads though - last time was in December cos it's expensive and lasts ages.

20 - Do you prefer wearing tight-fitting or loose-fitting clothes? I don't like baggy clothes, so tight please!

21 - Are you currently warm, cold or just right? Is the heating or air conditioning on to contribute to that feeling? I'm a tad cold, but it's not too bad.

22 - What was the last piece of good news you received? Was it expected? I got my VIP details for the Five concert tonight, I was getting worried it wouldn't show up cos other people said they got theirs.

23 - What colour socks are you wearing right now? None.

24 - Do you prefer hot coffee or iced coffee? What about hot tea or iced tea? I don't drink tea, and hot coffee.

25 - What are some of your favourite Christmas songs? What time of year do you start listening to Christmas music? Girls Aloud's Christmas EP is my favourite, it's half original tracks half covers. I start at the end of November or so.

26 - If you see cats wandering about in the street, do you stop and fuss them? Definitely! I love talking to cats xD

27 - Speaking of cats, do you own a cat? Are they a particular breed or just a moggie? Would you ever want a specific breed of cat at all? I wish.

28 - When was the last time you moved furniture around to clean behind or underneath it? Do you need someone’s help in order to do that? Hmm.

29 - Do you have any medications that you need to take daily? Is this something you’re going to have to do for the rest of your life? Not daily.

30 - Do you know how to start an open fire and keep it burning without using loads of wood? Is this a skill you use on a regular basis at all? No, never had to even think about that.

[pseudonymphomania]

IM HERE!! OOGA BOOGA.

Remember me? You better still have that promise tucked away in your pocket! Cuz I’m here to dump a Mammon-load-‘a-trouble! (Ideas)

Okay. But first, a little bit of back story.

At first when I played the first game, I was really just playing for self interest (and I was bored). I really started to get attached to Lucifer but then I saw the relationship between Luci and Dia and was like- “OH THESE BITCHES FUCKIN’!” (That’s literally why I’m only playing the game. To see these two love birds interact (and possibly uncover a little more of their backstory piece by piece.)

Anyway. Back to the main point ig.

So. The main idea that comes to my mind with these two is just… lingerie. Lucifer wearing lingerie to ‘impress’ or ‘seduce’ Dia is just SO gold. Also Dia trying to fit into lingerie but it just ends up tearing and is absolutely hilarious. I love home boy sm oml.

The second idea would probs be something like- “Stressful day? Leave it to Dia! He’ll make is somehow worse by trying to cheer you up!” Which is so cannon in my opinion- bc I’m still remembering the pillow fight scene from early in the game lmao.

The last idea is probably gonna go with Lucifer slander. The brothers teasing Luci about how Luci and Dia never leave each other’s side and are always near each other is golden in my opinion.

Anyway. That’s pretty much a more tame version of my thoughts (and so much less in numbers). I hope to read more of your AMAZINGLY CRAFTED fanworks in the very near future! Kudos to you, from the DiaLuci community 💙❤️

Ahoy there fellow shipper!

I'm so happy you found me here because I am also full of shenanigans and I loved reading yours!

While I did start playing to experience that chuunibyou part of my life again and be a nonbinary character in an otome (interesting concept), I ALSO play the game mainly to see these guys interact. This ship can fit into so many situations™ and I have no trouble writing or drawing them in any AUs with their silly dynamic. To this day, nothing beats The Glory Days Lucifer UR card. I based so much of my work off of it. I hope that the devs can keep feeding us in the future ❤️

Lingerie: ooh! Funny story, I have DiaLuci go to the sex shop in Chapter 16 in "Self Control" (Dia goes a lil nuts buying random stuff), and it becomes thematically relevant again in the sequel "The Sex Shop". I do a callback to Lucifer sarcastically noting how the panties cover nothing and "what's the point?" I characterise him as a pragmatic being so I wanted him to be the foil to Diavolo's silliness (Chapter 13 TSS). I started out writing these for smut purposes, but I just couldn't let the possibilities go to waste; that's why SC and TSS both go into very emotional territory and are very plotful because i wanted them to be together in all ways (from love, friendship, lust, not necessarily in that order). They were meant to be together the moment Dia rearranged Lucifers mind via their first meeting (Dia gets to rearrange more than that in the far future after their thousands of years of slowburn ohoho). I write these bitches as switches so ofc they both get to experience the fun things. I may draw the lingerie but I also have part 3 of The Self Control Saga where I can go into it because part 3 is my Kinktober offerings.

Dia making everything better™ is the best thing ever. This absolute bafoon of a prince presses a mystery button just for the lulz and stops time. Canonically, he's too silly for his own good and i swear Lucifer gets more grey hairs dealing with all the shenanigans. (Dia finds his greys mad sexy though so maybe he's doing it on purpose)

Re: the brothers. I think you would enjoy reading chapter 2 of "Lucifer's Socks and Other Goofy Stories". I will get them to poke at the relationship somehow in one of my stories but I haven't found a thematically relevant place to put that yet :D

Thank you for enjoying my shenanigans. Feel free to throw more thoughts at me! NSFW is the name of the game but tell me you wouldn't enjoy the fluff just as much! :))

🖤❤

[the-firebird69]

Arnold Schwarzenegger funny Andre the giant Story #shorts @RichEisenShow

They eat pretty good And it's all authentic that you can't tell what kind of place this is by looking at it in the pictures. It's very nice, and they're both saying it. It's all pretty much authentic down there. And a lot. of the restaurants are pretty good. You. eat very well. They eat very well. They do in Mexico.. It's wonderful. You can get like this big Sunday style. cup full of seafood. It's all terrific. And they have seafood dishes that are really big and wonderful and chilly. Reno. I like that as well. It's a favorite of mine and his sons and it is just a great place to go And it's good because it always is good. There's a place here. Like it. And a friend's mom and him went to it a lot. And a lot of people go there because it is good I'll tell you what. It's not hard to make this stuff, but they're actually Mexican or they trained in Mexico. and the very simple recipes, but they taste great and we ate a lot. We ate like five plates each and it kept coming and I started in on the meat and he did too. And we ate probably four more plates with me. But he's huge and I worked out and I'll tell you what. he is a great sense of humor except for when it comes to this stuff and he's under too much stress and people are giving him too much stress and he's having anxiety and it's not good and we don't want him on this medicine. You're all making him sick and you need him. And he says to me it's your secret weapon. And I didn't tell Andre. No, I did. And he says good. He knows he was a little nervous But he said that in the future it's gonna become needed. And we heard that it's needed because of a little overage. And I found that out in California this. two men in too many I couldn't do a damn thing for him. For him or near him and he sorta figured it out I'm screaming and yelling at everyone in the doing it and they injured my heart and they're blaming him. and it was Billy Youman and he's a special and he died from it and he should have. He was a huge ****. He was bothering everybody. And it was coming from Trump and people hate Trump for it. eventually it goes back to us Matt proper but really they're over the top pushing people. Now these people are in different cities and they're going to go down and attack us and into the big huge caverns and attack us and we have a real war with everybody. and it is sort of what they wanted to get rid of the idiots. It's going too slow and they're sitting there postponing and everybody else's building stuff But they postponed and slowed everything and these people decided to get rid of them. So they kinda screwed us on their way out and they're going out. But the point of this post. is Andre said or he wants to see it. So we'll let him say it

arnodl schewarz

we do say it here. these trumps re insane.  he will die adn she do it and he says good.  nd to get the bike and slingshot here.  and it is to hit the giant meaning mac proper. and arnold s shows. and they call he wil moblize and hs mech units and destroy them and topside. and the termintor series begins. and yeh forou points gross.  and we laugh get out of the power plant you jackasses and wwe see it they use it to protect their operation. wow gross.and macs.  we see it. wow. and tgood they will and ok your dumb trump hahaah lave mac dady deliver  themlol prob will no this is hell she will kill him.  and her son is her gradnaddy.  and get teh toys to our son and she sees he will sell them. has to. she luaghs mb. and no she thinks not and will ride on them as she has been. he will buy them ndcompete with her and nuts. ok this is nutty stuff. used to happen but not with death no we hti others yeh ok.

andre

and we see it aweful ppl an stay away nope and ok we see that and yeh this is how.  or he iwills it farting. now he comes back mks a big deal but saw jc do itand it is a formula and such and he is a nut.  and wants to sue the revtrike and slingshot todo it and a pair of themeach no.  but ok well he had anotherone and another slingshot and hers.  so i see we do thaat find it use it. and sarah will good. das ve danya and we say it we mean it ll of us. our clan.

 i do see we were freinds are a bit.  nasty stuff he says. too harsh. i agree.  drugged and saw it someone else mb and ok i see it.  his toys sit he is not here. i could send them but he has thetitle and wont let me so he is dead. need wheels out a here need it we h ave to relo now

emily blunt

and to z ok..

Olympus

and he said it. where then and she had a plan and he sits rotting

Hera

and we see he needs to now and you shall sell them.  but how do you get them. ok.  harsh stuff no she says she goes to fl and hs an ucnncle mov it here to storage. for you to use and have and good.

macs

[madxzxz]

Whenever I go to uwajimaya and I go to the bookstore in the back I look at the fashion section and now that I can go there alone and not just be tagging along with someone else I can spend much more time the books they have clothing styles actually not even just that I saw some that were like hairstyles and what to ask a hair stylist for to get your hair to look like that but I'm always focused on the clothing ones and they have pictures of women wearing clothes it's all women I havent seen any men's fashion but I don't really care bout that and it's a lot of good outfits a lot of them aren't really my style if I were to wear women's clothes but a lot of the books have stencils or instructions on how to make stencils for the clothes and how to sew the clothes which is actually so cool and made me actually like think oh wow Id want to try that and also like how my body is built it's hard to find clothes that fit me especially pants and I haven't bought much girls clothing but I'd expect I'd have trouble there too I did buy some tights and I was having trouble finding some that fit me and I settled for a decent fit but it could def be better but making clothes would be so cool and fun and I could make sure it fit and then if I got skilled enough i could probs even modiffy existing clothes to fit better yeah and also I was sweating a lot trying to pick out tights for myself st target not only because its just hard to do but also being a man in the womens section did play a part not having to deal with anxiety from clothes shopping or cross dressing clothes shopping thatd be nice new goal for future maybe even near future maybe even impulse hobby that lasts two weeks and then gets dropped and added to the queue of hobbies on rotation that get to emerge on a monthly increment

[quiveringdeer]

Clearing the League's WHOLE DAY to go on a lil adventure! I'm torn between

going to an open air market

in civi clothes. No idea how Dabi, Spinner and Kurogiri manage out in the open after the heros know them but they find a way cause NO ONE is getting left behind!

Anywho, Twice and Toga have cute matching headbands, something that helps Twice feel comfy out of his uniform--Them and Magne are honestly the most fun to peruse all the wares with cause they're down to try things on into buying trinkets as gifts for folks

Stopping at nearly every food vendor to try all the different foods, basically feeding Tomu from your hand and watching his expressions as he tries to process all the different flavors and intaking some actual nourishment when all he seems to have lived on previously is cheap cup ramen and random snack foods

Picnic in the park

Or like a meadow not near lots of people so everyone can be comfy and get to be themselves as yall relax

Being cooped up by Kai, I feel like reader would either be expected to learn to cook well or do so out of boredom? But anyway-first part of this outing is everyone being involved in helping make all the food for said picnic--Dabi is a hold out on this but you convince or bribe him somehow--trying to dissuade Shiggy from threatening him into it

it's a beautiful day and everyone gets to enjoy the sunshine and fresh air with some yummy food that everyone helped prepare (can you tell I craaave found family of misfits tropes)

speaking of sunshine and fresh air...

BEACH OUTTING!!!

private beach that Kurogiri graciously teleports everyone to

all the beach staples, sandcastles, beachball volleyball that gets a little over competitive, tidepooling, Twice gets buried in the sand by you and Toga, icepops, jams on an old school boombox (which is probs waaaaay ancient considering mha is in the distant future right? oops anywho)

BBQ grilling (food needs to be included always)

Hello Nat 🥰Currently chewing on an idea I’d like to share. Imagine being Overhaul’s pretty wife and when Shigaraki wrecks his shit he decides to take you for himself. Hyping himself up as the biggest baddest villain and giving you this speech about how you’re HIS woman now instead and that if you make sure to please him your life will be good. And he’s fantasizing to himself about this power dynamic and about having you desperate and on your knees for him and so on. Only to turn beet red and start stammering and stuttering when you nod your head and take his arm in yours. He’s practically combusting on the way back to the League with you that close to him and when you speak to him to ask him something his voice even cracks. In front of everyone. And when you sit nicely in his lap he can’t stop himself from cumming in his pants on the spot. And from that point on he can’t even touch you or really be near you without turning into a shaky, sweaty, blushing mess. Because as it turns out, he’s the biggest, most anxious and touch-starved virgin and his plans of dominating you and keeping you in an iron grip as his prize from Overhaul quickly go out the window. Because he can’t so much as touch you without having a heart attack, getting an aching erection, or both. It ends up being YOU being the one to have to initiate any contact with Tomura because, as much as he’d like to, he just, can’t. And it befuddles him that you’d even bother doing that bc of the whole, cutting your husbands arms off and kidnapping you to be his thing. He doesn’t realize that your life with Kai was extremely suffocating. Or that you have more freedom with the League than you ever did with the Shie Hassaikai. All he knows is that he’s desperate for your touch and your praise and that instead of putting a leash on you, you’re starting to put a leash on HIM 🥰

I can't believe I nearly doubted how in sync our minds usually are! Forgive me my beloved Tado!! 😭

Cause at first I was like, hmmm I don't really see Shiggy being all forward and demanding like that 😕 BUT THEN you fit me with the reality, which is that man was lying his ass off trynna fake it till he makes it and

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS ALL OF THIIIIIIIS

Gosh the way I'd gobble him up like no tomorrow!! 🤩🤩🤩

Uuugh the way he's soooo deprived of ALL contact and you just swoop your arm around his!!! okay but this also hits me deep cause all I wanna do since finishing the seasons is pamper him!! Like get this babe some rejuvenating moisturizers, oat milk bath soaks, we're only doing bubble baths from now on and he's gonna sit between my legs while I deepcondition his hair or just play with it in general!

oooo gosh okay the image of tomura with his hair pulled up and a lil bronze butterfly broach clipped on the back just hit me for some reason I dunno this is devolving fast but honestly this would all be so great!!

We got away from Kai and now we just need to figure out how to get Tomura from under AFO's thumb and everything will be golden 😌

[seabunnii]

*starts chanting* buy the blobfish buy the blobfish BUY THE BLOBFISH BUY THE BLOBFISH

anon everyone needs someone like you in their life to encourage purchases like this 💞💞💞

[toyteelinis]

Ngl everytime i start thinking again abt maybe trying my hand at at medium sized marine tank at all ever, smth happens w dads tanks that just fuckin. Nerfs me. And then im scramblin, trying to figure shit out, realizing i dont know much and im such a baby,,, getting struck w that depilitating anxiety that i wont be a good enough parent for Boiúna like. Mmmmmalright

[mcyt-imagines]

hi hi ! first off, just a tip if you'd like more requests/asks in general you should prob turn on anon since this is like the only time i've sent a non-anon ask. but anyways, i'm assuming requests are open and i'd like to ask if you would write either just ranboo fluff in general or something like the tommy confession headcanons but w ranboo :D what you've posted so far is great <3

Thank you so much for letting me know! I thought I had anon turned on already, but it’s 100% turned on now! Regarding your request I got a little carried away and wrote both some general fluff and some confession headcanons for Ranboo so this post is a little long... Hope you enjoy! :D

(It’s important to note that these headcanons are a combination of ones pertaining to his Minecraft character in the dsmp and him outside of the dsmp roleplay!)

General Ranboo Fluff

- Dreamsmp Ranboo -

The first time Ranboo cries in front of you is when you confess to him and he is so happy and relieved that you reciprocate his feelings. He even smiles through the pain of his tears as you panic to cover the skin beneath his eyes, so your hands catch his tears to stop the pain.

Ranboo likes to ask if you need any resources from time to time and once you finally give in and answer, he spends the rest of his day trying to collect as much of it as he can. This has led to a few incidents in which you came back to your shared indent in the snowy mountain to find a chest stacked full with polished stone and countless ores. You’ve scolded him but the way he responds with big puppy dog eyes wishing to “just be helpful.” Sets the butterflies caged in your chest free every damn time.

Ranboo in addition to asking you for want you want he is also very observant in noticing what you need. Any tools close to breaking? Brilliant, he’s already got three more of the same tools ready for you to grab when you need it. He also names them using the anvil to some silly super cheesy pet names.

One of his favourite things to do with you is stargaze. You both travel to the top of your snowy mountain and clear out a space free of snow to lie down and simply hold each other. Ranboo has started asking Techno (on the nights you are away) to point out the stars and tell him their corresponding stories. He happily relays all of this information to you in exaggerated detail, looking at you in awe as your expressions change with the twinkling lights above.

Ranboo almost always carries a little umbrella around with him in case it begins to rain. Most of his friends notice and all start to buy him some. He now has a full collection that line his wall just next to the door. It’s those small things that allows him to remember who his real friends are.

Ranboo LOVES having his hair played with. He will fall asleep within minutes of you beginning to tousle his hair as he rests his head in your lap. He may make soft enderman noises, but you don’t dare tell him. Content on keeping that little secret to yourself.

Ranboo has to be kinda careful around snow considering that if it melts it will hurt him. Meaning he has to sit out on any snowball fights that occur. And they occur more frequently than you would think. It usually starts with Phil throwing a rogue snowball at Techno when Phil notices him slumping his shoulders. Which means it doesn’t take long until it’s a full-blown war. You usually find yourself smack bang in the middle of it and have to dive down to avoid getting pummelled in the crossfire. Ranboo will call you over to hide behind Techno’s house. As the onslaught continues between the two. you giggle and commentate over the fierce battle together.

- Outside of Dreamsmp Ranboo - 

Ranboo enjoys watching you whenever you are focused on something. He’s incredibly observant and finds himself mimicking the small little nuances he sees you exhibit. He gets incredibly flustered whenever you notice that he’s picked up on them, but he doesn’t bother to deny it.

Ranboo finds himself staring at you a lot. He doesn’t mean to but he can’t help it. You catch him frequently, “Watching me real closely, hm?” He tries to stutter out an answer to defend himself, but you just smile and tell him it’s okay.

Ranboo finds a lot of comfort in doing ‘domestic’ activities with you. However, one of his personal favourites is when the two of you go out to get groceries together. His mum will give him a small list and he’ll try his best to dawdle around the store whilst swinging your intertwined hands to make the visit as long as possible. It makes him think of a future in which the two of you get to do this every single week and that alone warms his heart.

Ranboo always has to be near you, he doesn’t have to be physically touching you but he prefers to just be stupidly close to you. It always makes you laugh when he sits just close enough to you that you don’t touch, so now he has to do it forever.

Your laugh is one of his favourite sounds. To the point that if you giggle or laugh at something, he will just keep doing it over and over again for as long as you keep laughing at it. Which eventually leads to the both of you red-faced and gasping for air.

Ranboo is a terrible cook. But he tries so hard to follow recipes and they always flop. He also for some reason, cannot attempt cooking without making an utter mess of himself. Whether it’s spilling flour all over himself, getting egg yolk splatter somehow in his hair or just spilling copious amounts of milk on the floor so that he slips. This boy is a walking, talking kitchen DISASTER. So now he can only cook with you supervising him. Which turns out, wasn’t as much of a punishment as it should have been. As your tutelage seems to have slightly improved his cooking skills. However, now you also get flour spilt all over you as well.

Ranboo Confession Headcanons

- Realising he likes you - 

Ranboo denies he has feelings for you at first. Believing that you’re just a good friend whose company he really enjoys. But the more he focuses on your friendship the quicker he realises he would prefer if you were more to him than that.

This thought alone sends him into a little bit of a spiral for a few days. Grappling with the thought of rejection and the guilt he would feel if he ever hurt you.

He spends most of the time grappling with his feelings he continues to try and act as normal as possible around you. You finding out would be his worst nightmare.

Ranboo realises he has absolutely no history in the dating department and desperately needs some guidance. He may ask Phil on a whim who would try his best to give the poor panicked boy some words of wisdom. Ranboo takes the advice to heart immediately, promising Phil he will update him on how his feelings for you turn out.

Ranboo finds himself writing about you in one of his many journals. He finds putting words on the page seems to help clear his mind. He tries to script his confession a few times. Desperately floundering to find the right words, but he always seems to fall short. He usually ends up scribbling all over those pages until you can barely tell someone had even written on them. Hoping to somehow erase the thoughts in the process.  

He even tries drawing you a few times when he finds himself with enough spare time. He doesn’t think they’re any good though. Sure, the sketches look like you, but they don’t make him feel the way you do. When he looks at the page his chest doesn’t tighten because of your beauty, but instead because of the way you’ve made him feel. Which he comes to the sad conclusion is something he simply cannot capture in his words or his drawings. He has to show it through his actions. Not exactly his strong suit. But he’s determined to do right by you. So, he devises a plan.

- Confessing to you - 

This boy plans the whole day down to a t, he has multiple back-up plans just in case his first one falls short.

Ranboo invites you over for lunch. Arriving at his place you notice how clean it is. He spent the last few days cleaning it top to bottom.

You spend a few minutes in the house chatting. You notice Ranboo is on edge almost immediately. Shoulders a pinch too tight, his smiles a little too wide and none of them reach his eyes.

You ask what you’re going to be having for lunch and he reveals a wicker basket from his kitchen. “A picnic!” Your heart warms, “I would’ve brought something if you’d told me beforehand.” He smiles at that, “Exactly. I even cooked without you, you should be proud.” 

He shuffles on his feet a little, wishing to be praised, “We’ll see how the food tastes first, maybe then I’ll tell you how proud I am.” You tease, moving to elbow him lightly. You notice the way his face flushes as you move into his space. His mother appears from upstairs, “Are you two leaving? I could drive you, y’know!” “No thanks mom!!” He is quick to grab your hand and practically drag you out of the house and away from his all knowing mom.

The bus ride is on the longer side and you find yourself feeling brave enough to scoot a little closer to Ranboo. “Hey, is it okay if I?” You gesture between your head and his shoulder, the cute, shocked expression he sends you causes you to grin. “Uh s-sure!” 

You softly press your head against his shoulder, “Thanks, pretty comfy shoulder you got here should’ve asked you to share it sooner.” You tease, nuzzling his shoulder lightly just for a reaction. And you get one alright, his skin goes such a lovely shade of red all the way up to the tips of his ears. You giggle softly, trying your best to hold it in and failing miserably.

You even manage to fall asleep despite your own heartbeat quickening at Ranboo’s closeness. You are tapped awake by him, “Hmm?” You rub one of your eyes knowingly appearing adorable and the way he looks at you makes it all worth it. “It’s our stop soon, we gotta get up.” 

You nod and lazily stand and he follows suit. Only for the bus to brake abruptly, promptly shoving you into his chest. He wraps his arms around you quickly to steady you whilst you desperately cling to the wicker basket, “You okay?” You both mumble to each other before laughing it off and nodding. “Oh crap.” Ranboo grabs your free hand and you both scramble to get to the front of the bus to hop off. Sparks fly up your arm at the extended contact, even as you jump off the bus.

Ranboo happily leads you to a spot he had picked out earlier in the month. A soft patch of grass below a large willow tree that now sways softly in the warm breeze. You set up your carefully packaged feast with haste now that your stomachs are grumbling.

Ranboo forcefully tries to make himself relax knowing you’ve probably noticed his tense state by now. But you choose not to push him on it, taking an educated guess on why he’s so stressed.

You are quick to compliment his cooking skills when he divvies out a freshly baked quiche.  Even though you know his mom for sure did most of the work. It’s the thought that counts. You hope that may snap him out of the stupor he seems to be in. However, no such luck.

“Hey Ranboo, do you want to talk about something?” Ranboo goes into full panic mode. He did not have a plan for you asking something like this. He thought you weren’t confrontational!! You watch as his expression changes rapidly. You look away, “You don’t have to tell me, it’s okay. I just thought you might want to-“ 

He takes one of your hands in his. Why is he doing this??? This isn’t part of the plan at all! “I…” His throat goes dry. All those hours obsessing over what he was going to say to you are sent out the window when he finally meets your eyes.

“I think I like you.” He hasn’t realised he’s even said it until its waaaaaay too late. Your eyes widen, you didn’t think he’d actually admit it to you. You squeeze his hand as you watch his eyes seem to lose focus, “I like you too.” He is silent for several long moments until he starts blinking rapidly, “Huh!?” The look of utter surprise on his face causes you to burst out laughing.

“Wait, wait, wait you’re serious?” He grabs your arm as a grin slowly starts to creep onto his face. “Sure am.” And as you meet his gaze you realise that his grin actually reached his eyes, for the first time in a long while. 

“So, you gonna kiss me now or what?” You tease as his face shines a dark red. “W-well I, uh-“ His stuttering only allows for you to sneak closer and press a firm kiss to his cheek. Somehow, he grows even redder and you sigh pleasantly. “My heart definitely made the right choice with you Ranboo.”

Meanwhile Ranboo is too busy freaking out over the fact that you weren’t even meant to find out he liked you until you were stargazing together later tonight. His plans are utterly ruined! But as you squeeze his hand again to bring his thoughts back into the present, he wonders that perhaps spontaneity isn’t such a bad thing sometimes.

~My ask box is always open if you’ve got any requests or just want to vent about the dreamsmp lore!~

[megan-loves-surveys]

#36.

Your opinion on smoking: It sucks. Don't do it. For one, it's way too expensive. Two, it's harmful to your health. Three, I don't want to inhale your smoke.

Have you ever wanted a wild animal for a pet? If yes, what animal? No.

Do you like group work? It depends. If the group is made up of my friends, then it's great. If it's not, then it can fuck off lol.

Do you have any stickers on your laptop? No.

Does your grass need cut currently? We don't have a lawn.

Are you a godparent? No.

Have you ever gone a full day without interacting with another person? No, cos I always at least talk to my Mum.

How many watches do you own? One, if my FitBit counts lol.

Who was the last person you sincerely thanked? Hmm, prob my Mum.

Have you ever been carded when buying something? Oh god, all the time. Constantly from when I turned 18 up till today.

Can you have more than one best friend? Obviously you can.

What was the last thing you drank? Water.

Do you ever wonder if you will get in a car accident and die? I've been hit by a car already, so that no longer scares me tbh.

One night stand or relationship? Relationship.

Do you honestly have any regrets? Only small ones, like not meeting The Shield as a group in 2013, I let my Mum talk me out of it and I could kick her for it LOL.

Who was the last girl to say something to you? My Mum.

New tats in your near future? Probably not.

How about piercings or re-piercings? No thank you.

Have you ever had a tattoo covered up or added to? No.

Have you ever kissed someone who has previously kissed someone you hated? I don't think so.

Do you have any relatives with red hair? Not naturally, but my cousin used to dye her hair red.

What’s your favorite kind of pasta? Any, pasta is GOAT.

Have you ever had rabies? No.

Do you know anyone who ever had to get a rabies shot? No.

Ever eaten deer? Duck? Squirrel? How about lamb? No to any of those.

Does your car have heated seats? I don't have a car.

Have you ever been tempted to steal? No.

Would you rather travel to Ireland or Japan? Japan, but Ireland would be cool too.

Does tickling turn you on? No xD

What is the age gap between you and your parents? I'm in my mid 30's and they're in their 70's. You do the maths.

How many bathrooms does your house have? Is this enough? One, and yes.

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable? Yes.

Be honest: are you clingy? I can be, my boyfriend says he likes it though xD

Have you ever had bronchitis? Not that I know of.

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet? No.

Are you afraid of the dentist? I'm not afraid, but I don't like going lol. Who does?

Did you attend Sunday School as a child? No. My parents never pushed religion on me and I'm thankful.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t around but their phone is. Do you look through it? No, that's invasion of privacy, and I'd hate if he did that to me. Phones are private. Plus, I trust him.

Have you ever liked anyone that was in a relationship with someone else? Oh, sure.

Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you? I don't know, and I don't care tbh.

Would you rather have salad or french fries for a side dish? Fries, every single time.

Which one of your relationships was the shortest? I went out with a guy when I was a teenager for like a week lol.

Which was the longest? My current relationship, we've been together since June 2022, so 2 years! We had our anniversary last week <3

Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? No.

Are you going to be getting any new pets soon? No, but I want a cat so badly.

Do you like BBQ sauce? Yes.

What do you like to do when you’re home alone? The same thing as I do when my Mum is home lol.

Should the guy always pay for the date? No, you pay for your own meal lol.

Do you like Frozen? No.

Do you use Instagram often? I don't even have an account lol.

What is one question you don’t like being asked? How old I am sometimes cos they think I'm younger than I am, then they find out my real age and judge me for some reason? It's stupid as fuck.

Who is someone you know who is talkative? My Mum xD

Do you know anyone who plays the violin? No.

Out of all your usernames for websites, which one is your favorite? Do you use it for more than one site? Mox Girl, I use it all over the place these days. I love weatherwarden too though.

Have you ever spent the whole day (or multiple days) just looking up one thing on the internet (e.g., videos of your favorite band, how-to videos, quizzes, etc.)? Yes.

If someone told you that we live in a society that hates women, how would you respond? Well, yes, but they hate men too, so what's your point?

Which of your breakups was the hardest for you to get over? Meh...

What did you have for dinner last night? Potato wedges.

Do you write poetry? If so, what kind of poetry do you write? No.

Have your parents traveled to any countries that you have not been to? Yes - my Dad's been to Mexico, Spain, Italy, France and Ireland. Jealous lol. But I've been to the USA multiple times and he's never been and wants to xD

What’s your favorite type of gemstone? Ruby or diamond.

Would you rather take a class in fencing or archery? Fencing.

Have you ever had a stalker? Not in person, but I had an online stalker - he followed me all over the internet, and signed up to every website I had an account on, kept harassing me on chat programs (I'd block him and he'd make a new name to message me again), read all my posts on forums and that. It was so annoying, he was a pain the ass lol.

What was the last strong scent you smelled? Some spicy food my Mum was making.

When was the last time you changed your outfit? When I got dressed after a shower lol.

What was the last thing you took a picture of? My lunch the other day.

What were the positives and negatives of your last week? Negative was that on Monday at work I was on the phones, that's my least fave part of my job lol. Positives were games night, hanging with my boyfriend, having dinner with Ngawari and Seth Rollins returned on Raw yesterday!

What is one of your wildest dreams or ambitions? Travel the world. I don't have the money lol.

What was the subject of your last phone conversation? It was my boss, confirming my days for work for the next week or so.

What are your plans for tomorrow? How about the weekend? Tomorrow I'm working, then going to the gym after work with Ngawari. I have no plans in particular for the weekend, but David said he might go to the Fale Dojo show, if he does I might go too. Otherwise, I'll prob just hang out with my boyfriend.

What did the last jacket you wore look like? It was likely my leather jacket, it's purple.

The 6 Quiz

if you had to save just 6 people who would they be? My Mum My Dad My boyfriend Ngawari Jon Moxley xD Hmm...

If you had to take 6 things on an island what would they be Laptop Phone A personal chef A bed Snacks My boyfriend xD

if you had to watch 6 shows for the rest of your live what would they be The Simpsons Friends Big Bang Theory WWE in general Shortland St Emmerdale

If you had to listen to just 6 bands/singers/groups for the rest of your life who would they be? Ayumi Hamasaki Blue Five Little Mix Girls Aloud Adam Lambert

The BEST quiz…

whats the best soda? Coke Zero Sugar food? Pasta color? Purple age? 21 tv show? Friends, Simpsons or BBT movie? Dunno (your best) friend? Ngawari class? Computers/IT job? Admin assistant, which is what I do now lol person to marry? Nobody, but my boyfriend if I had to pick :P place to live? NYC color to wear in spring? Any song to listen to when your sad? Dunno song to listen to when your happy? Dunno song to cuddle to? Dunno car? Dodge Viper candy? Gummies and sour stuff book? Weather Warden series Cd player? I just use my phone web site? last.fm, Reddit or YouTube state? NY paper clip color? Silver? place to have seX? Hahah, I love it outdoors xD place to socialize? Wrestling shows place to go when your sad? My room school? My high school college? Eh comedian? Jimmy Carr, I've seen him live twice, he's so funny actor? Johnny Depp actress? Eh singer? Ayumi Hamasaki group? Little Mix, Blue, Five band? ^^^^ rnb group? Eh rapper? Eminem metal group? None season? Summer fast food place? KFC snack? Chips but really anything crunchy and salty thing to do? Watch wrestling game system (n64, ps2, nintendo2 etc)? Nintendo Switch

first job: Data entry. first screen name: I think it was like i_love_ritchie_foreva cos I loved Ritchie from Five xD first self-purchased album: Billie Piper's first album, lol. first pets: A cat, his name was Piglet <3 first big trip: I went to the UK for 10 weeks when I was about 6. last big car ride: Depends what you consider 'big'. last real kiss: Yesterday when I saw my boyfriend. last good cry: Hmm... last movie seen: One of the Resident Evil movies. last movie seen in a theater: Bob's Burgers Movie. last beverage drank: Water. last food consumed: Some Ritz crackers. last phone call: My boss. last TV show watched: A show about dogs with jobs, like police dogs and dogs who sniff out drugs at the airport. I watch it just for the cute dogs xD last shoes worn: I'm wearing ugg boots right now, but before that was my heels for work lol. last CD played: I'm shuffling my playlist, but I think the last full album was one of Ayumi Hamasaki's. last item bought: Popcorn chicken from KFC lol. last cigarette: Years ago. last book read: Reach For The Stars. last time showered: This morning. last words spoken: Not sure. last sleep: Last night. last IM: My boyfriend. last time wanting to die: Never. last time dancing: Haha the other day xD

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FIC 👏 ASK 👏 GAME 👏Title: Pet - 4, 5, 9 .... Title: Rose Blue - 7, 11, 6 .... Title: Lube - 13, 15, 9, 3

MY #1 CHEERLEADER WOOO!!! I can always count on you loool, I did pull you into this 'verse after all :3 And Since this is about the Bloom series, I'm gonna stick to that VS everything else I've written.

A Toy to Share, Restrained by Coriander (Steve/Bucky/Loki)

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

There's so many to choose from but I'll go with this:

“At the end of the day, it’s always me who gets to keep you,” Steve murmurs against Bucky’s skin, lowering his voice as he slowly trails his lips over to the shell of Bucky’s ear. “No one else because you’re mine.”

Posessive!Steeeeeebe!!!

5: What part was hardest to write?

The end, it's always the end, or more specifically, the last line. Some endings are like bam, it's done! Others are like ehhh needs some expanding. Dialogue endings are my fav, but a paragraph or two of descriptions is nice too :3 That one def needed it lolol.

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

Oohh, you know there was! It could've been all Steve's POV, their scene could've been longer, and there could've been more impact play :P but! there will always be more fics~~ Rose Blue (Steve/Bucky)

7: Where did the title come from?

Who would've thought that a Stone Sour song- Rose Red Violent Blue- would decide the future of the fic titles for the series? It has nothing to do with RB at all, but I just love that song/band :3 Pfft Steve/Bucky's wedding band has blue roses on them BECAUSE of that song. I just love it.

11: What do you like best about this fic?

Just, Bucky's loneliness and missing Steve and how it's resolved near the end. Steve just knows his husband/sub so well ;__; The dinner scene was my favorite chapter initially, but now I think I love the playroom scene the most. ROPE. Oh man, I need to write some more rope scenes. Bucky is TOTALLY a rope bunny.

6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

RB is Animal Crossing, everything else is Doom (excluding year 0 and 1 prob)-- no but seriously XD. RB is so romanticly kinky, like the oneshots are pure filth, and RB does have some steamy scenes in it, but they don't compare to say, gogoboots lol. It's also the only multichapter so far! I've learned that I don't like 50+ fics anymore so hopefully when I do write the wedding/house buying fics, which will be multichapter, they won't be tooooo long.

*grumbles something 3k smut oneshot grumbles*

Cattails In the Rogers-Barnes Household (Steve/Bucky/Loki)

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

*taps head with an imaginary pencil* Skyrim atmosphere? MK8 soundtrack? Coffee shop atmosphere with jazz/piano? It couldn't been anything lol I switch things up a lot. Currently, I'm on a bookstore atmosphere kick, but you know why :)

15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

Steve and Bucky have more lube in their house than you think. LOLOL AGAIN, SERIOUSLY. Lubefic was the starting point, more like kindling to the bonfire, of the OT3 section of the series. Loki's character was given more progression and they went from being a side character who worked at Thor's brewery to the main character who owns the club, and becomes romantically involved with Steve/Bucky after a few hookups. POLY POLY POLY!!!

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

YEAH! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STEVE/BUCKY CRACKFIC LIKE "HAHA OUR HOUSEGUESTS FOUND THE PLACES WHERE WE KEEP OUR LUBE" BUT IT TURNED INTO NICHE OT3 RAREPAIR PRE-POLY FIC FT. LOKI. IT ALL STARTED BECAUSE STEVE GRABBED SOME LUBE OUT OF THE KITCHEN DRAWER DURING THE MUGFIC

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

As opposed to the rest of the shed, the toolbox is cluttered with knick-knacks, even junkier for Tony’s standards. Where the bucket of paintbrushes should be is not there, and instead, a tall bottle with a flip cap sits in its place. The brand label is unfamiliar to him, however, the liquid is a yellowish-gold color. Oil, duh. It wouldn’t hurt to give Dum-E a good oiling, and he’s been needing it for a while now.

TONY NOOOOOO!! And I'm STILL not over you naming Dum-E Da Ultimate Mowing Experience.

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Basically, I love the Bloom!Verse so dang much that I couldn't EVER trade it for anything. Sometimes I think that I need to be writing something outside of the series, bad brain, but this is fanfic, I do what I want! I might not have the biggest audience, but it makes me incredibly happy! I sit down to write and it's like, wow, I don't hate it! Plus, I learned that I do enjoy writing smut. The emotions, the power exchange dynamics, Loki's dirty talk~~~

You, Kaitlyn, being on this journey is the best thing of all <3

Also, meme:

[soapdish290]

Harrow the Ninth may be one of the best books I’ve ever read.

Under the cut for some of the questions I need the answers to, as well as me mulling some implications / potential theories.

Harrow the Ninth is horrifically, horrifically dense, and is the first book I’ve ever read that made me take actual honest to god notes on first reading, but my entire GOD is it worth while.

I’ve never ready anything with a form / point of view quite so immensely complicated whilst still adding to and complimenting the narrative. Absolutely masterful shit.

I’m going to go hog wild with spoilers under the cut.

Edited in a probably fruitless attempt to make the formatting not The Worst on Mobile

IT WAS NEVER IN SECOND PERSON OEFHAUIOFNBaufbhAPIhbaip

It was always Gideon. I kind of jokingly wondered if it was back when I first heard it was going to be written partially in second person, but I didn’t BELIEVE it!

Things we should have known

1. There are so many clues that Harrow has inexpertly switched her cognition of the very word ‘Gideon’. I mean we know she’s wiped HER Gideon out of her head way back in Chapter 2 when John talks about Harrow’s Cav, name drops Ortus, and Harrow notices “As he spoke, his mouth looked strange.” Well yes, hearing something out of sync with what’s actually spoken will do that!

But we can actually see that it’s MORE than that way back in the Dramatis Personae. Everyone has their name, written out grammatically and normally, and then we have ORTUS. All in caps.

Obviously the real tell however is the codenames in Chapter 36. We know from Cytheria’s funeral that the Lyctors are naming themselves [Necro first name] [Cav first name]. The codename’s reflect this - apart from ‘Ortus’s’, which is G.P. P for Phyrra, G for Gideon. That’s when I got it.

What I MISSED, is that this tells us, right there and then, that he was very involved with our Gideon, who is named for her mother’s last word. Her mother whose last word was for OG Gideon.

2. Palamedes knew there was a perfect Lyctorhood and outright told us way back in chapter 33. “Tell me you [became a Lyctor] correctly. [...]Tell me you finished the work. You out of everyone could have worked out the end to the beginning I was starting to explicate”. I had to stop and stare at a wall for a bit with the implications of this one, at the time.

Things we now know

1. The thing for me, the real thing, is how goddamned casually the answer to one of the biggest mysteries is dropped. It’s an afterthought. Chapter 51:

“You clawed my face so bad that my blood ran down your hands; my face was under your fucking fingernails. When I let you go you couldn’t even stand, you just crawled away and threw up. Were you ten, Harrow? Was I eleven?

Was that the day you decided you wanted to die?”

Gideon is trying to work something out. She’s trying to parse together how Harrow opened the locked tomb. The entire opening part of this chapter is Gideon’s brain, whirling, working, following the reveal that the Necrolord Undying’s “unbreakable ward” was a blood ward. Rightfully, a ‘cell’ ward. And that Gideon is God’s blood.

So what have we learned?

In order:

We've learned that only John could open the ward. That Harrow couldn't possibly. That the latter half of her life has been a tragedy based, as is oft the case, on a misapprehension.

Then we learn that God is wrong, because he doesn't understand blood wards as well as he thinks he does.

We learn at the same time, through implication, that the locked tomb is blood warded (and think back to Gideon Prime's advice to Harrow RE warding).

Then we learn that our Gideon was birthed to be a weapon used to open the locked tomb. She is the blood of God.

And here, casually, that when Harrow decided to commit suicide by ward, she did so with our Gideon's fresh blood underneath her fingernails.The locked tomb has been open for 8 years.

(as an aside this is ‘casual’ because Gideon’s entire goddamn existence has just been torn asunder by learning her parentage and hearing what might become known, in the literary canon, as The Dad Joke Undying. It’s casual and seemingly disconnected because Gideon is dissociating to FUCK and Muir is a damn MASTER of linguistic form echoing narrative function).

2. “Alecto had your eyes from the moment any of us first saw her.” Harrow, who is in love the the body in the tomb, would have seen this, too. A 10,000 year old body with the same exact eyes as Gideon Nav. Nothing specific to add here. Just... worth noting. There are potential implications.

3. Oh yeah, Wake’s spirit was in the sword as well as Cytheria sometimes. OG Gideon probably knew this when he was macking on the corpse, seeing as both he and his Cav were fucking her. Although she ALSO very much tried to kill OG Gideon, so go figure. Wake was haunting Harrow and trying to steal her body. Apparently people were having trouble with this.

Things we do not know, but would like to.

1. ‘“Augustine”, he said, “if the man you were - the man you were before you died, before the Resurrection - could hear what you just said to me, he’d tear your throat out.” Augustine said, “Thanks for confirming that.” And then he was silent.’

So, this has some pretty legit implications right? Augustine has just told John to give up on his ‘invasion force’. So either Augustine has changed over 10,000 years and John hasn’t, or else Augustine was LITERALLY someone else before the resurrection. This leads in to the next thing that I Would Very Much Like to Know:

2. What the BALLS caused the Resurrection. What WAS the resurrection. Why was it necessary. Why does John need an invasion force? What, succinctly, the fuck is going on?

3. John says that he will forgive OG Gideon for failing to “fix or put down” Harrow. A scant page later he says that he “was trying to save her”. Save her. By ‘putting her down’. That’s not the language you use for someone you’re trying to save. That’s the language you use to minimise what you’re doing. What the fuck was John doing. Who was he manipulating. He told Harrow he wished she was his daughter. He asked OG Gideon to try and kill her. Why. What the fuck my dude.

3. The Stoma at the bottom opened for John. They’re only supposed to open for the Resurrection Beasts. “some kind of heinous underworld that only opened for the undead souls of monstrous planets”. What the fuck IS John, at this point? I can’t help remember that he had bodies and souls left from the Resurrection - he used them at the start of the book to rejuvenate the Ninth House and ‘buy’ Harrow. I’m reminded of Teacher from Gideon, who was 50 men. Of Harrow herself, who is 200 children. How many is John? Cytheria said she was doing her work on behalf of the 10 billion. The population of earth in the presents near future? of the solar system? Going back around to an earlier point, WHAT DID JOHN DO.

4. Gideon-in-Harrow is saved by the body. By Alecto, who speaks “with the wrong voice twice removed”. Whose voice? Why is it wrong? Who is she talking to when she asks for chest compressions? I assume she’s with Blood of Eden? With the Sixth and Coronabeth?

5. The Harrow who wrote the letters still knows more than we do. She knew that Camilla was around, that Corona was, that Judith was. She knew enough to know that Judith would need to be muted instantly.

6. The Epilogue. To me the implication is that they have Harrow’s body, but do not know who is driving. They give the bones and the sword, and look for a reaction.

7. Gideon’s body. Where is it. The assumption is that Blood of Eden have it. Why.

8. Oh, Gideon outright states that Ianthe was playing games with Harrow, up to and including lying about seeing Cytheria’s body under her bed (fucking nightmare fuel right there by the by). Not surprising, but oddly specific if just doing it for shits and giggles. Could just be that Ianthe assumed Harrow was doing all the made shite on her own and just egging her along, could be something else. Doubt we’ll find this one out, I’m probs overthinking.

I’m definitely missing a lot. I could also list the fucking effortlessly cool shit that keeps happening in this book, but this is long enough.