#buy baby

[sixth-light]

so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.

I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.

and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."

and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.

[pangur-and-grim]

THE LITTLE FREAKS ARE UP!

enamel pins of anomalocaris, acorn weevil, tardigrade, and Special Vacation Baby can all be pre-ordered at greerstothers.shop

[crispyanonart]

Stardew Valley Kids !! Just know that I would take a bullet for every single one of them

[fonmythenmetz]

The most powerful force user to ever live (smol)

[omegaversereloaded]

Alt adults we have got to do our part and tell these kids about diy

[ventique18]

Noir

Maskless father Crowley

[bluebeesknees]

Get this man some olaplex asap 🤧

[moonlightsimss]

stuff for the baby room (functional and decor) *crib | *toy duck , toy goose | stroller *kitchen | *drawing table | *baby gym stroller toy | *baby rocker | scooter *rocker | paintings | pillows [1] , [2] *functional objects

thank you to the amazing cc creators♡

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[jesuistrestriste]

thinking about smearing strawberry lipgloss all over your lips and then kissing art donaldson

and he’s melting into the taste of you on his tongue; sticky and sweet and artificial but so stereotypically you

his hands roaming your waist and the small of your back until his palms move under your ass and squeeze you there hungrily. he’s licking at the inside of your mouth, mixing his spit with yours and moaning desperately like you’re the first sugary thing that he’s ever had the pleasure of tasting . .

he pulls back, breathing heavy with his baby blues eclipsed by his low lids, and he pulls you in closer to him — your pelvis to his — and whines

“fuck, please—“ he’s shaking, and the pink shine from your lips is smeared over his own and the upper part of his chin, “you taste so good— more? can i have more—? ngh-“

you can feel his clothed boner pressing to your hip :/

[bonecarversbestie]

Don’t mind me just having my weekly cry thinking about Lucien wrapping Solstice gifts for everyone when he knows he won’t get one in return.

Like just imagine him sitting on the floor with scissors and tape making sure the creases are perfect and tying little bows on top 😭

[aestheticpixelz]

🍼cutest cc cribs for decorating a nursery

These are the maxis match cribs that I’m absolutely obsessed with using whenever I’m furnishing a nursery for my infants! I love creating cute and cozy baby rooms with tons of personality, and this cc helps make that possible.

You can find all the links (in order) to these cribs⤑ here

💕thanks to the lovely cc creators @myshunosun, @syboubou, @kaisosims, @awingedllama, @harrie-cc, & @shoobysims !

[azzther]

Thanks for giving us them, RT <3

[heich0e]

wait sukuna and gojo competing for your attention but gojo comes from everything and sukuna comes from nothing. so gojo lavishes you in gifts and attention that you're completely indifferent to, but sukuna gives you something small one time and you never quite bring yourself to forget it because it was so unexpected and out of character

[jamiethebeeart]

I laughed when I saw the lineart by @things-i-cannot-do-in-amitypark (redghost1010) @green-with-envy-phandom-event

[sketchsprite]

making my official tumblr return (and art return i kind of havent done art in over a year)

welcome to my psych fixation

[vickysaurus]

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