#butterynutjob

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Top Five Fanfictions you've read, and top 5 fanfictions you've written!

Jesus Kay...

I'm so bad at keeping up with fanfics i've read. I genuinely have no idea but I'm starting with my bookmarks and working from there Top five fanfics i've read (in no particular order)

Misunderstandings Galore - xXQueenofDragonsXx in which Erik thinks Peter is Charles's son. I've read this fic so many times i keep thinking about it and coming back to it. I love a good misunderstanding

Drive My Way - Schatz2020 Race car driver Erik, surgeon Charles. They meet and Erik crashes his car. cannot be sold enough race car driver Erik. The world needs more. Especially with hurt Erik? Tear that boy to shreds. I once lost this fic and spent weeks looking for it.

If It Happens One More Time ('More Than Adequate' Remix) - Butterynutjob Charles and Erik meet, Erik is insecure. Charles finds out it's because Erik's wife is controlling and emotionally abusive. Another fic I've spent weeks looking for at one point. I just love Erik being hurt and Charles caring for him. There's a big theme going on here.

The next two aren't cherik related but live in my head rent free. both are by @rammyrue (hope the tag is okay)

Emergency Contact Sebastian is bought a sex worker, then is mistaken as the sex worker's emergency contact. It's been so long since I've read this fic but I think about it so much. It's been a while since i've read any mormor fics but this this one has stayed with me in the best way

Profess Sebastian goes to the wrong lecture, falls for Jim and for the woman Jim lives with. I've read this more times than I could count. At least once a week it enters my mind. There are parts that I just suddenly remember and go back to reread like I'm watching my favorite episode of a show.

I could take the easy way out and give the like over all most popular fics i've written but I feel like that's not the goal here. almost 350 fics to sort through. Top five fanfics i've written (in no particular order)

Pawns and Rings 5 Times Charles and Erik play chess and 1 time Erik proposes to Charles instead.

Professors Stark and Strange Tony and Stephen are professors they're married, no one knows. It's a whole thing. This is on the list just because it is objectively, looking at hits and kudos the best fic I've written almost 12k hits, over 1.5k kudos, over 100 bookmarks.

See for Yourself Sebastian is going blind and what good is a blind sniper?

Not Who You Think I Am Sub Erik, dom Charles. Everyone worries that Erik is abusing Charles because of how intimidating he is. Less about the fic, more about the plot. I love fics where everyone thinks Erik is dangerous and going to hurt Charles but around Charles and Charles only he's the softest, kindest, most caring boyfriend.

Secret Dad-ing Unknown to everyone in the school, in the dead of the night, when everyone else sleeps, Erik steals some moments alone with his son.

[inmymagnetoera]

And btw no fic has ever made me want to punch Erik so bad like "Massage Therapy" by Butterynutjob did.

[arale2126]

Cherik fics - That ONE line - 30

「 I feel like I should keep an index of the one line in each Cherik fics that impresses me to no end, making want to bookmark it immediately.」

For The Love of Pumpkin Pie by Butterynutjob

Summary: Need a date for Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me covered in graffiti. I can play anywhere between the ages of 25 and 35 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.

The quote:

Charles immediately felt both ashamed (for being a bad son) and elated (for being a bad son.)

+1+2+…

“Aw, I wish we could get him some pumpkin pie,” Raven said, as they both watched Erik. “At this time of night, on Thanksgiving...store-bought is all we could manage. And he made it very clear that that won’t do.” “Well, all we have to offer is you, then,” Raven said with a sigh. “I hope that’s enough.”

[fullcatkryptonite]

Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Raven | Mystique, Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, David Haller, Jean Grey, Steve Rogers, Logan (X-Men), Alex Summers, Janos Quested, Armando Muñoz, Hank McCoy Additional Tags: Queer History, Internalized Homophobia, San Francisco, Sharing a Bed, Alternate Universe - Human, Homophobic Language, set in 1995, Closeted Character, Erik is Crushing Harder than a 12-year Old Girl, Charles You Will Be Drunk, Charles Getting Uncomfortable, Fake/Pretend Relationship, jealous!Charles, First Time, Bisexuality, Homophobic Slurs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Explicit Sexual Content, Bottom!Erik, BAMF!Charles, eventually, Angst, Face-Fucking, safe sex, Coming Out, POV switches wildly and without warning, There are kids but it's not a kid!fic, Running Away, Hitchhiking, Bottom!Charles, Fluff Summary:

Erik Lehnsherr is an out-and-proud gay author, columnist, and television personality (a la Dan Savage). Charles Xavier is a straight widower with two children who hosts a radio show dispensing (somewhat conservative) advice about sex and love to teenagers (a la Drew Pinsky). Their mutual attraction is undeniable, and yet, frustratingly, Charles still denies it. Erik figures with the right opportunity, Charles will act on his feelings, and when the opportunity to 'bid' on Charles to be his 'spouse' for the week comes up, Erik wins the auction.

[jackyjango]

Moodboards for Fics (From top to bottom)

Sugar For My Honey by @fullmetalcarer

Sonnet for a Poet and His Pirate by @luninosity and velvetcadence

Man and Boy by @fullmetalcarer

Sunrise in July by @ikeracity

Emissary Requiring Interplanetary Cooperation by @butterynutjob

Satin by @jackyjango

[openworld700-blog]

survey tag

thank you to @butterynutjob for tagging me! I was happy to read your answers and I feel encouraged to be more active on this website. 

How old are you: just twenty one.

Surgeries: Yes, once, general anesthesia is wonderful. It made me feel like I understand dying- Vaguely.

Tattoos: maybe someday

Ever hit a deer: I don’t drive.. but with my fists? Still no

Sang karaoke: I’d like to.. I don’t know a lot of songs, but.

Ice skated: every time I try it, pain results.

Ridden a motorcycle: Haven’t

Ridden in an ambulance: No...

Skipped school: I faked sick a few times... other than that I only skipped class briefly

Stayed in the hospital: never overnight. Except maybe after I was born?

Broken bones: None, that I know of

Last phone call: itwas: Group Health Cooperative. missed the call.

Last text from: it was Walgreens. every time I get an automated message from them I end up replying something their system won’t detect so I get a ‘message you sent was invalid’ text.

Watched someone die: Not. In person

Pepsi or Coke: yeah they’re both bad. Pepsi tastes better, but lately I’m really on a Faygo cream soda kick.

Favourite pie: I haven’t tried all that many... However. Chess pie is good, and apple has rarely failed me

Favourite pizza: mushrooms, green pepper. and cheese+tomato sauce. What more could you need?

Favourite season: Spring brings me more joy than any others.

Received a ticket: I don’t drive... but when it comes to the other tickets I’ve received I lose count

Favourite color: It’s pink. but yellow is a CLOSE second.

Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise, weird how my opinion has so drastically changed on that front

Favourite Christmas song: you know, it’s hard for me to think of a Christmas song off of the top of my head. But, Paul McCartney’s notorious Wonderful Christmastime comes to mind. It really is Wonderful.

Cupcakes or cookies: they are for different occasions. But I’d wager on average, I’ve had less bad cupcakes than bad cookies

tagged individuals: oh, just whoever wants to :’)

[pinkoptics]

I followed you for Cherik initially, and was very pleased to discover that we have some of the same dirty tastes ;) as time went on I realized that you are dealing with so much in your life and you never ever have once let that taint your interactions with other people and I admire that so much, maybe because it’s not something I’ve mastered. Anyway, you have lots of love and respect from me! 🤗❤️😍

@butterynutjob you are so kind. That’s never something I’ve thought about myself so thank you for pointing it out to me ❤️ You have been so supportive of me and I can’t express enough my appreciation. Thank you for that kindness.

Feel free to continue to send me lacey naughtiness and cocks any time! See where else can you say shit like this? Fandom is awesome!!

Find 1000 Followers ask game here

[gerec]

butterynutjob replied to your chat “The most important takeaway from tonight's XMA rewatch:”

It wasn’t until the last line that I realized you weren’t just having a debate with a past version of yourself

LMAO no I’m rewatching the movies with my kiddies and they’re enjoying them a lot! Also I try to talk to my previous self privately so I don’t look like a complete loon here on tumblr haha 

akasanata replied to your chat “The most important takeaway from tonight's XMA rewatch:”

She's not wrong xD

Actually baby!Ger is my son who is 10 lol. I still think of him as my baby though he clearly is not :D teen!Ger is my daughter who is 13, and the one I would have expected to comment on luscious locks out of the two of them LMAO

[akasanata]

What are your top six dreams for the future

Because I don’t have any dream for MY future, least six of them, I’ll go with the future of humanity :P Some of these are unrealistic and would bring several problems, some I don’t even want to actually happen, but 🤷‍♀️

6.Transoceanic trains.

5. Those moving walkways that you find in airports, everywhere in the streets.

4. Incubators to create babies: Instead of needing a human womb, you buy, or rent a machine where you insert the ovules and espermatozoides and the fetus grows in the machine.

3.  Settlements outside of Earth. Ideally, it would be big cities, but I’m happy with just a community living independently from Earth.

2. Being able to grow organs and tissue with engineering.

1. Uploading our consciousness to a virtual world where you can do or be whatever you want, like in The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect.  

ask me my top six anything

[restlesstymes]

Happy birthday beautiful! I miss you!

BUTTERY

Thank you so much, miss you too!!! Hope you are well

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Try “Are We Fucking” by Butterynutjob. (Porn stars AU)

i thought i had read this one but, after looking into it, i think it's the one pornstar AU i haven't read.

...still want to write one of my own with Erik doing porn and Charles who's a fan though

[saltandlimes]

Hey, I really like Thor’s look in Endgame, and I’m looking for fanart of him from that movie. Have you perchance seen any?

I know you found it, but I’ve reblogged a bunch, and will be reblogging more There’s also a bunch of wonderful work on twitter! The thorki/thor loving community there is AWESOME and so creative. 

Other than that, I anticipate a bunch in the coming weeks, after people have a chance to finish stuff

[capsgrantrogers]

Your cover photo/gif is unreal. Absolutely beautiful!

@butterynutjob AW! Thank you very much!!! You’re really kind 😘💕

Soon there will be the spring version. Lol

[turtletotem]

I stayed up too late reading your new novel (novella? Serial?) my fault for starting at one in the morning. Anyway it’s really good!! I love sci-fi and sometimes it’s hard to find stories that are written in such a flowing voice. Can’t wait to read the rest!!

(By wordcount measures it’s a novelette, just shy of a novella)

I’m so happy, thank you so much! Your sleep has been sacrificed to the excellent cause of making a turtle blush and squeal into her hands. YOU ROCK.

[jackyjango]

Emissary Requiring Interplanetary Cooperation by @butterynutjob

[ximeria]

15!

15. Do you let people read your rough drafts?Very, very, rarely. I have one or two people I might throw half a story at while pulling out my hair trying to figure out if a story is worth working on. I think, because I tend to write by the seat of my pants and scenes all along the timeline, I know stuff is missing, so I'm enough of a control freak to not hand it over until I have more than a rough draft. I normally edit a few times before I hand it over to my betas. Short stuff I'm less insane about. If it's just a scene, I don't mind sharing the roughest of drafts.