#butterynutjob

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Top Five Fanfictions you've read, and top 5 fanfictions you've written!

Jesus Kay...

I'm so bad at keeping up with fanfics i've read. I genuinely have no idea but I'm starting with my bookmarks and working from there Top five fanfics i've read (in no particular order)

Misunderstandings Galore - xXQueenofDragonsXx in which Erik thinks Peter is Charles's son. I've read this fic so many times i keep thinking about it and coming back to it. I love a good misunderstanding

Drive My Way - Schatz2020 Race car driver Erik, surgeon Charles. They meet and Erik crashes his car. cannot be sold enough race car driver Erik. The world needs more. Especially with hurt Erik? Tear that boy to shreds. I once lost this fic and spent weeks looking for it.

If It Happens One More Time ('More Than Adequate' Remix) - Butterynutjob Charles and Erik meet, Erik is insecure. Charles finds out it's because Erik's wife is controlling and emotionally abusive. Another fic I've spent weeks looking for at one point. I just love Erik being hurt and Charles caring for him. There's a big theme going on here.

The next two aren't cherik related but live in my head rent free. both are by @rammyrue (hope the tag is okay)

Emergency Contact Sebastian is bought a sex worker, then is mistaken as the sex worker's emergency contact. It's been so long since I've read this fic but I think about it so much. It's been a while since i've read any mormor fics but this this one has stayed with me in the best way

Profess Sebastian goes to the wrong lecture, falls for Jim and for the woman Jim lives with. I've read this more times than I could count. At least once a week it enters my mind. There are parts that I just suddenly remember and go back to reread like I'm watching my favorite episode of a show.

I could take the easy way out and give the like over all most popular fics i've written but I feel like that's not the goal here. almost 350 fics to sort through. Top five fanfics i've written (in no particular order)

Pawns and Rings 5 Times Charles and Erik play chess and 1 time Erik proposes to Charles instead.

Professors Stark and Strange Tony and Stephen are professors they're married, no one knows. It's a whole thing. This is on the list just because it is objectively, looking at hits and kudos the best fic I've written almost 12k hits, over 1.5k kudos, over 100 bookmarks.

See for Yourself Sebastian is going blind and what good is a blind sniper?

Not Who You Think I Am Sub Erik, dom Charles. Everyone worries that Erik is abusing Charles because of how intimidating he is. Less about the fic, more about the plot. I love fics where everyone thinks Erik is dangerous and going to hurt Charles but around Charles and Charles only he's the softest, kindest, most caring boyfriend.

Secret Dad-ing Unknown to everyone in the school, in the dead of the night, when everyone else sleeps, Erik steals some moments alone with his son.

[inmymagnetoera]

And btw no fic has ever made me want to punch Erik so bad like "Massage Therapy" by Butterynutjob did.

[arale2126]

Cherik fics - That ONE line - 30

「 I feel like I should keep an index of the one line in each Cherik fics that impresses me to no end, making want to bookmark it immediately.」

For The Love of Pumpkin Pie by Butterynutjob

Summary: Need a date for Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me covered in graffiti. I can play anywhere between the ages of 25 and 35 depending on if I shave. I��m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.

The quote:

Charles immediately felt both ashamed (for being a bad son) and elated (for being a bad son.)

+1+2+…

“Aw, I wish we could get him some pumpkin pie,” Raven said, as they both watched Erik. “At this time of night, on Thanksgiving...store-bought is all we could manage. And he made it very clear that that won’t do.” “Well, all we have to offer is you, then,” Raven said with a sigh. “I hope that’s enough.”

[fullcatkryptonite]

Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Raven | Mystique, Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, David Haller, Jean Grey, Steve Rogers, Logan (X-Men), Alex Summers, Janos Quested, Armando Muñoz, Hank McCoy Additional Tags: Queer History, Internalized Homophobia, San Francisco, Sharing a Bed, Alternate Universe - Human, Homophobic Language, set in 1995, Closeted Character, Erik is Crushing Harder than a 12-year Old Girl, Charles You Will Be Drunk, Charles Getting Uncomfortable, Fake/Pretend Relationship, jealous!Charles, First Time, Bisexuality, Homophobic Slurs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Explicit Sexual Content, Bottom!Erik, BAMF!Charles, eventually, Angst, Face-Fucking, safe sex, Coming Out, POV switches wildly and without warning, There are kids but it's not a kid!fic, Running Away, Hitchhiking, Bottom!Charles, Fluff Summary:

Erik Lehnsherr is an out-and-proud gay author, columnist, and television personality (a la Dan Savage). Charles Xavier is a straight widower with two children who hosts a radio show dispensing (somewhat conservative) advice about sex and love to teenagers (a la Drew Pinsky). Their mutual attraction is undeniable, and yet, frustratingly, Charles still denies it. Erik figures with the right opportunity, Charles will act on his feelings, and when the opportunity to 'bid' on Charles to be his 'spouse' for the week comes up, Erik wins the auction.

[cherikdogfood]

@thatcrazymind here are a few cherik fic recs:

Humane Society by smilebackwards (Erik gets turned into a cat; human!Charles) #fluff #modern au

Shifter 'Verse (Rat and Shark) by Macx (A somewhat retelling of XMFC where Erik is a shark shapeshifter and Charles is a rat shapeshifter, they meet and fall in love). #fluff #au #series

The Daycare 'Verse by orphan account and pockyslash (Very classic cherik fic) #modern au #still have powers #fluff

My Name Is Max by @gerec (mpreg fic where Charles and Erik slowly learn to love each other again, set after XMFC). #hurt/comfort #mpreg

Your Password Is Incorrect by @jackyjango (Sean finds something unexpected when he hacks the Brotherhood's website). #crack #fluff

Emmisary Requiring Interplanetary Cooperation by Butterynutjob (A drunk Charles meets an alien with the biggest dick he has ever seen, aka Erik). #crack #fluff #modern au

And! Some authors in AO3 you have to check out (I love their cherik fics! every day i thank the gods these awesome people have written my beloved cherik fics, hehe):

Gerec @gerec

Ook

Jackyjango @jackyjango

Turtletotem @turtletotem

Groot-the-tree @dick-helmet-magneto

Irene A Donovan @ireneadonovan

Ikeracity @ikeracity

And of course, Yahtzee.

can i get some recommendation of cherik fics? like the most famous must read for all fans? i'm new here and I don't know where to begin

[jackyjango]

Moodboards for Fics (From top to bottom)

Sugar For My Honey by @fullmetalcarer

Sonnet for a Poet and His Pirate by @luninosity and velvetcadence

Man and Boy by @fullmetalcarer

Sunrise in July by @ikeracity

Emissary Requiring Interplanetary Cooperation by @butterynutjob

Satin by @jackyjango

[openworld700-blog]

survey tag

thank you to @butterynutjob for tagging me! I was happy to read your answers and I feel encouraged to be more active on this website. 

How old are you: just twenty one.

Surgeries: Yes, once, general anesthesia is wonderful. It made me feel like I understand dying- Vaguely.

Tattoos: maybe someday

Ever hit a deer: I don’t drive.. but with my fists? Still no

Sang karaoke: I’d like to.. I don’t know a lot of songs, but.

Ice skated: every time I try it, pain results.

Ridden a motorcycle: Haven’t

Ridden in an ambulance: No...

Skipped school: I faked sick a few times... other than that I only skipped class briefly

Stayed in the hospital: never overnight. Except maybe after I was born?

Broken bones: None, that I know of

Last phone call: itwas: Group Health Cooperative. missed the call.

Last text from: it was Walgreens. every time I get an automated message from them I end up replying something their system won’t detect so I get a ‘message you sent was invalid’ text.

Watched someone die: Not. In person

Pepsi or Coke: yeah they’re both bad. Pepsi tastes better, but lately I’m really on a Faygo cream soda kick.

Favourite pie: I haven’t tried all that many... However. Chess pie is good, and apple has rarely failed me

Favourite pizza: mushrooms, green pepper. and cheese+tomato sauce. What more could you need?

Favourite season: Spring brings me more joy than any others.

Received a ticket: I don’t drive... but when it comes to the other tickets I’ve received I lose count

Favourite color: It’s pink. but yellow is a CLOSE second.

Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise, weird how my opinion has so drastically changed on that front

Favourite Christmas song: you know, it’s hard for me to think of a Christmas song off of the top of my head. But, Paul McCartney’s notorious Wonderful Christmastime comes to mind. It really is Wonderful.

Cupcakes or cookies: they are for different occasions. But I’d wager on average, I’ve had less bad cupcakes than bad cookies

tagged individuals: oh, just whoever wants to :’)

[cherikarchive]

one of my favorites (heed the warnings tho)

Sweet Torture by Butterynutjob

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3545423/chapters/7805702

Charles has always fantasized about bondage and being a submissive. When he sees an ad for "Professional Dom, Master Erik" he can't resist making an appointment. It's too bad Erik does not allow himself to date his clients...

dom erik fics? strangely every time i try read a dom erik he is a sub because of some kind of plot twist

Here are some excellent dom!Erik fics, Anon; hope you enjoy!!!

What You've Really Been Chasing by helens78

Charles has been chasing after something for years, but he's never found it. Erik steps in to show him what he's been missing.

Put me in the backseat, and they took me for a ride by tahariel (series)

When Erik enters the bedroom, pausing on the threshold just to look, near shivering with excitement, his new sub is waiting for him, laid out on top of the bedclothes like a present. He’s draped with a length of rich black silk, which clings to his naked body and hides nothing, accentuates everything.

Erik’s mouth runs dry.

Counting the Beat by clavicular

Written for this prompt on 1stclass_kink: Erik uses a metal sex toy (dildo, butt plug, nipple clamps, handcuffs, or maybe he just molds something) on Charles with his powers so he can watch from afar while fucking Charles senseless. Belts, buttons, and zippers are metal too, so I imagine Erik just sitting back in a chair smugly while he uses the metal on Charles' clothes/body to force Charles around and take his clothes off and such. Maybe there's a bit of power play going on where Charles tries to get in Erik's head and make him squirm and Erik disciplines him for it...

Twenty-One Guns by luninosity (series)

Sometimes Charles needs to not be in control for a while. Erik offers to help. First times, some confessions, porn with plot…

Alive With Open Eyes by Cesare, helens78

"I'd rather stay, though," Charles smirked, all too pleased with himself, "if you'll have me."

"No," Erik told him flatly. "Not like this. If you start this, you take it seriously. You're mine until I'm through with you."

Purple is for Emperors by Fullmetalcarer

Erik sat on the edge of the bed, slowly stroking his cock.

Charles knelt on the floor in front of him, naked and bound with purple cords.

Can Erik and Charles find happiness in a world where they don't fit in?

Finding North by ClarkeStetler, Goosenik (series)

Charles and Erik are (loosely) friends with benefits. They don't share personal details, last names, or anything concrete about their lives. This is ruined rather spectacularly when Charles gets recruited by the Mutant Apprehension Division of the FBI. Surprised is a bit of an understatement for their reaction to finding themselves partnered up and sent out on cases with the team.

Bit of a detective fic? Really just an excuse for us to play around with MAD (Mutant Apprehension Division) that we created in Playing House.

you burn me by warraw

Erik didn’t allow him a blanket or any other cover, so he is curled up on his side, hugging himself. From where Erik is standing he cannot see the sweet curve of his ass, just his front. But it is enough to enjoy the view.

Gifts by spuffyduds 

Erik is generous. Charles is distracted.

No more fear by adern (series)

Erik was a Dominant himself, but he wouldn't ever threatened a submissive of punishement just because they had put the cutlery in the wrong order.

put me down by ninemoons42

Charles is normally happy to follow Erik's orders in and out of bed, but it's been a very bad day, and he's been caught entirely off guard by what he overhears.

Into His Arms by a_q

Written for the meme prompt: A human dominant over a mutant sub is almost unheard of. No one expected a human Erik Lehnsherr to be the dom of a Omega-level telepath. Erik is convinced it's a mistake, Charles is convinced it's perfect.

Moira tries to support her husbands new found connection, and Raven tries to protect Charles and keep him from giving too much of himself.

Open You Up by Magnetism_bind

I want smutty sex against the wall, on the table, wherever exciting, and I want submissive!Charles. And maybe some filthy oral sex...

[pinkoptics]

I followed you for Cherik initially, and was very pleased to discover that we have some of the same dirty tastes ;) as time went on I realized that you are dealing with so much in your life and you never ever have once let that taint your interactions with other people and I admire that so much, maybe because it’s not something I’ve mastered. Anyway, you have lots of love and respect from me! 🤗❤️😍

@butterynutjob you are so kind. That’s never something I’ve thought about myself so thank you for pointing it out to me ❤️ You have been so supportive of me and I can’t express enough my appreciation. Thank you for that kindness.

Feel free to continue to send me lacey naughtiness and cocks any time! See where else can you say shit like this? Fandom is awesome!!

Find 1000 Followers ask game here

[restlesstymes]

Happy birthday beautiful! I miss you!

BUTTERY

Thank you so much, miss you too!!! Hope you are well

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Try “Are We Fucking” by Butterynutjob. (Porn stars AU)

i thought i had read this one but, after looking into it, i think it's the one pornstar AU i haven't read.

...still want to write one of my own with Erik doing porn and Charles who's a fan though

[saltandlimes]

Hey, I really like Thor’s look in Endgame, and I’m looking for fanart of him from that movie. Have you perchance seen any?

I know you found it, but I’ve reblogged a bunch, and will be reblogging more There’s also a bunch of wonderful work on twitter! The thorki/thor loving community there is AWESOME and so creative. 

Other than that, I anticipate a bunch in the coming weeks, after people have a chance to finish stuff

[capsgrantrogers]

Your cover photo/gif is unreal. Absolutely beautiful!

@butterynutjob AW! Thank you very much!!! You’re really kind 😘💕

Soon there will be the spring version. Lol

[turtletotem]

I stayed up too late reading your new novel (novella? Serial?) my fault for starting at one in the morning. Anyway it’s really good!! I love sci-fi and sometimes it’s hard to find stories that are written in such a flowing voice. Can’t wait to read the rest!!

(By wordcount measures it’s a novelette, just shy of a novella)

I’m so happy, thank you so much! Your sleep has been sacrificed to the excellent cause of making a turtle blush and squeal into her hands. YOU ROCK.

[gerec]

butterynutjob replied to your chat “The most important takeaway from tonight's XMA rewatch:”

It wasn’t until the last line that I realized you weren’t just having a debate with a past version of yourself

LMAO no I’m rewatching the movies with my kiddies and they’re enjoying them a lot! Also I try to talk to my previous self privately so I don’t look like a complete loon here on tumblr haha 

akasanata replied to your chat “The most important takeaway from tonight's XMA rewatch:”

She's not wrong xD

Actually baby!Ger is my son who is 10 lol. I still think of him as my baby though he clearly is not :D teen!Ger is my daughter who is 13, and the one I would have expected to comment on luscious locks out of the two of them LMAO

[jackyjango]

Emissary Requiring Interplanetary Cooperation by @butterynutjob