#butt stare

[the-perverse-library]

‘Butt Stare’

Aeon couldn't help but get looks at Princess Zelda's ass when he got the chance. He was hired as a guard and to help whip the soldiers of Hyrule into shape, but he certainly imagined what was underneath her clothes that were being so stretched out.

Zelda knew her guard stared, all her guards stared. How could her newest addition not fall victim to her dress-distorting derriere? Especially since Aeon had been the one curious about the rumours of her ass and whether it was shaped by nature or the divine. She was thankful that next to the Hero of Time, Aeon was the strongest and most accomplished fighter, warrior, and soldier Hyrule had ever seen... she just wished he could be better at hiding the fact he was ogling her. It felt like he was burning holes into her dress every time she bent over to attend to her roses.

She decided to try an idea. "You know, you can squeeze it. That's okay." Zelda inwardly hoped by granting the powerful ass-obsessed warrior what he wanted, he'd be satisfied and stop fixating on her ass so much. Dealing with how flustered his lingering made her was a distraction; she was the Sage of Light, Princess of Hyrule, inheritor of the Goddess's Will, and Wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom. She could not afford distractions as she prepared to strengthen Hyrule for Ganon's next vile plot.

Zelda didn't need magic to know her words had the appropriate impact on her private bodyguard and raised knight. She could hear Aeon stumble and almost fall out of sheer shock. Zelda decided to make her move and bent over a stone bench and unfashioned the cinch that held her dress together, allowing it to unravel and bare her two mountainous ass cheeks to the soldier. "You've achieved so much in the short time you've been here. I see it only fair that you be rewarded." She took a steadying breath as she wiggled her hips, making her ass clap for Aeon. "While we are in the privacy of my gardens, you may do whatever you wish to my ass. In return, once we leave, you may never look upon it again."

[pinacoladamatata]

"Allergic to halla?"

[onifanss]

Congee •

[meidui]

+ bonus:

[little2nerdy]

you’re telling me neil doesn’t openly ogle andrew during team lift? yea right.

you’re telling me andrew doesn’t love to watch neil when he runs? suuuure…

[chameleocoonj]

carpenter bee pachys part two - battle of the bald

[zuppizup]

I appreciate the suggestion Word, but I don’t think the magic of Callum’s bare arse is really what I’m going for here.

[fisheito]

everyone gets a turn in the ridiculous skintight edmondsuit. or at least, .everyone SHOULD

[agir1ukn0w]

This is a really small detail but it drives me crazy because it means Nami went back to the ship after Arlong announced he was looking for Luffy and immediately told Sanji about it before she even got around to calling the others. Which may not be that big of a deal as Sanji was probably just the first one she saw, but knowing Sanji he would've noticed her distress and asked her what was wrong, hence why he looks so concerned about her in this shot. It's subtle but showing that Sanji really does care about Nami (despite knowing her for all of two days) is so important for their relationship and makes me want to scream.

[jude-shotto]

[ Gavin and Nines doing something dumb to rescue a kitten. - for Klayr de Gall💖]

Confession time: I read a drabble like this before so this therefore inspired by that so, dear author of said drabble, this is for you much love and kudos!

G9 cat squad! Have Sparky the android cat xD! Update: Here is the drabble in question by the lovely @embershx!

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[rolandkaros]

CARLOS ALCARAZ [ESP] d. JANNIK SINNER [ITA] || BEIJING OPEN FINAL || 10 02 2024

[eusuntgratie]

Bronco!Alex from the incredible mind of @bigassbowlingballhead and brought to life by the wonderful @seanchaidh7

Read Saddle Up and Ride here

Go read Jon's fic and check out Ash's art (and commission her!) and leave them both some love 🤠

[myriad-rainbows]

My favorite pants abruptly got a giant hole right under one of the rear pockets recently (my wife: "oh no! Not the hot dyke pants!") and I decided to do a sashiko-inspired mend on them. ("-inspired" because I am Not using traditional materials, just the technique.)

I had some trouble figuring out how to transfer the design in a way that didn't result in things going out of alignment; eventually used one of my blocking boards from knitting and pinned the design + the transfer paper + the pants down so that everything would stay in one place and aggressively tracing over the pattern with a ballpoint pen.

…and then it immediately wore off almost completely so I'm more or less freehanding it at this point. Angst is occurring.

[fure-dcmk]

people leaving disbelieving tags about the my recent chapter fanart lasjdhas gosho aoyama himself is more yaoipilled than all our imagination unfortunately

[verstappen100]

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[inamindfarfaraway]

I need to clarify that Duke Thomas did not start the We Are Robin movement. It was already up and running, albeit in its early days, when he joined. He was the last addition to his cell. This is their first appearance.

From left to right, not counting the guys who’ve been and are being knocked out: Duke, Izzy Ortiz, Troy Walker, Daxton Chill, Riko Sheridan and Andre Cipriani. They’re in the sewers. Duke is down here looking for his missing, Joker-gassed parents among the homeless. The others are here to foil a terrorist cult of homeless people, and also because their shadowy true leader has his eye on Duke and specifically sent them to give him the chance to sign up. Duke jumps into their dangerous mission like the hero he is. That same day, Troy dies. He stays behind to defuse a bomb and can’t, while his close friends and teammates, and Duke who just got here, escape on a train. In the wake of this trauma, Duke decides that he doesn’t care that that could happen to him. He wants to be a hero.

He goes on to be one of the network’s most influential and accomplished members, being a natural leader and impressing the official Robins the most (along with his friends, they’re the best team). The movement really takes off after he joins. Mostly due to exponential increase in numbers, but partly due to him. So I understand why fans think he started it, on top of him being the obvious choice as the one who becomes a proper Bat. But he didn’t.

We never learn the original amateur Robin’s name. It could have been anyone. An unknown, unremarkable background character lit a spark that set Gotham ablaze. I think that’s pretty beautiful. It definitely fits for the comic’s themes of community, being part of something greater than yourself and how ordinary people collectively can have a powerful impact that transcends their individual weakness. What’s important is that We Are Robin exists and endures. That we are all Robins together. It’s the “Anyone can be Spider-Man” idea from the Spider-Verse movies with no superpowers attached.

So who is the mysterious mastermind, the reason Duke enlisted in the first place?

Alfred Pennyworth. He either founded or cofounded We Are Robin himself or stepped in to organize and equip the very first wave of kids. He acts anonymously in disguises or online, using the handle the Nest. He gives his recruits special phones that connect them to him and each other, their armoured uniforms, information and weapons if they need them. Some, like Dax with his wrench and later handmade grappling hook guns, prefer their own tools. But he does tell Dax the key to making the grapple guns compact.

Stop joking about Duke founding a teen vigilante street gang. Alfred founding a teen vigilante street gang is much funnier. He should never hear the end of it. It’s implied that he did it all independently and kept it secret from the rest of the Batfamily, so they might not even know about it until Duke, who figured it out during his first meeting with Alfred out of disguise, informs them. And Duke’s real origin story needs no exaggeration. It shows him to be a proactive, altruistic menace with no regard for rules or his own safety just fine.