#butt stare

[the-perverse-library]

‘Butt Stare’

Aeon couldn't help but get looks at Princess Zelda's ass when he got the chance. He was hired as a guard and to help whip the soldiers of Hyrule into shape, but he certainly imagined what was underneath her clothes that were being so stretched out.

Zelda knew her guard stared, all her guards stared. How could her newest addition not fall victim to her dress-distorting derriere? Especially since Aeon had been the one curious about the rumours of her ass and whether it was shaped by nature or the divine. She was thankful that next to the Hero of Time, Aeon was the strongest and most accomplished fighter, warrior, and soldier Hyrule had ever seen... she just wished he could be better at hiding the fact he was ogling her. It felt like he was burning holes into her dress every time she bent over to attend to her roses.

She decided to try an idea. "You know, you can squeeze it. That's okay." Zelda inwardly hoped by granting the powerful ass-obsessed warrior what he wanted, he'd be satisfied and stop fixating on her ass so much. Dealing with how flustered his lingering made her was a distraction; she was the Sage of Light, Princess of Hyrule, inheritor of the Goddess's Will, and Wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom. She could not afford distractions as she prepared to strengthen Hyrule for Ganon's next vile plot.

Zelda didn't need magic to know her words had the appropriate impact on her private bodyguard and raised knight. She could hear Aeon stumble and almost fall out of sheer shock. Zelda decided to make her move and bent over a stone bench and unfashioned the cinch that held her dress together, allowing it to unravel and bare her two mountainous ass cheeks to the soldier. "You've achieved so much in the short time you've been here. I see it only fair that you be rewarded." She took a steadying breath as she wiggled her hips, making her ass clap for Aeon. "While we are in the privacy of my gardens, you may do whatever you wish to my ass. In return, once we leave, you may never look upon it again."

[pinacoladamatata]

"Allergic to halla?"

[meidui]

+ bonus:

[onifanss]

Congee •

[chameleocoonj]

carpenter bee pachys part two - battle of the bald

[zuppizup]

I appreciate the suggestion Word, but I don’t think the magic of Callum’s bare arse is really what I’m going for here.

[fisheito]

everyone gets a turn in the ridiculous skintight edmondsuit. or at least, .everyone SHOULD

[eliasdrid]

It's always they/them o'clock in the Limbus Company Bus

Some more Dante sketches because people liked these and I really wanted to draw them in more outfits.

bonus Vergilius covering with and then giving Dante his blazer so it's less obvious when their skirt goes up as they walk and they don't have to worry about it

[agir1ukn0w]

This is a really small detail but it drives me crazy because it means Nami went back to the ship after Arlong announced he was looking for Luffy and immediately told Sanji about it before she even got around to calling the others. Which may not be that big of a deal as Sanji was probably just the first one she saw, but knowing Sanji he would've noticed her distress and asked her what was wrong, hence why he looks so concerned about her in this shot. It's subtle but showing that Sanji really does care about Nami (despite knowing her for all of two days) is so important for their relationship and makes me want to scream.

[jude-shotto]

[ Gavin and Nines doing something dumb to rescue a kitten. - for Klayr de Gall💖]

Confession time: I read a drabble like this before so this therefore inspired by that so, dear author of said drabble, this is for you much love and kudos!

G9 cat squad! Have Sparky the android cat xD! Update: Here is the drabble in question by the lovely @embershx!

You can check out the days early up on Patreon!

[lyoneve]

When I want some sweet sweet angst, I can always rely on heartbroken Ed and unhealthily obsessed Izzy to ruin me!

[rolandkaros]

CARLOS ALCARAZ [ESP] d. JANNIK SINNER [ITA] || BEIJING OPEN FINAL || 10 02 2024

[eusuntgratie]

Bronco!Alex from the incredible mind of @bigassbowlingballhead and brought to life by the wonderful @seanchaidh7

Read Saddle Up and Ride here

Go read Jon's fic and check out Ash's art (and commission her!) and leave them both some love 🤠

[myriad-rainbows]

My favorite pants abruptly got a giant hole right under one of the rear pockets recently (my wife: "oh no! Not the hot dyke pants!") and I decided to do a sashiko-inspired mend on them. ("-inspired" because I am Not using traditional materials, just the technique.)

I had some trouble figuring out how to transfer the design in a way that didn't result in things going out of alignment; eventually used one of my blocking boards from knitting and pinned the design + the transfer paper + the pants down so that everything would stay in one place and aggressively tracing over the pattern with a ballpoint pen.

…and then it immediately wore off almost completely so I'm more or less freehanding it at this point. Angst is occurring.

[fure-dcmk]

people leaving disbelieving tags about the my recent chapter fanart lasjdhas gosho aoyama himself is more yaoipilled than all our imagination unfortunately

[verstappen100]

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