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ozymandian-hymn · 1 month ago

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mercy, mèrci

#c!tntduo #c!wilbur #c!quackity #dsmp #mcyt #dsmp fanart #tntduo halloween bingo #zombie au #cw blood #cw implied gore #in which c!wil gets infected and doesnt say anything. quackity finds out this fun fact when he has a mouthful of a screaming man's flesh #alternately: my babel tongue / my come-undone #tosses this like a grenade and runs away #hymndraws #i usually pride myself as a pedant regarding guns and their details but i had to wing this one #i just thought c!quackity would have a colt .44 #character wise it would be an engraved colt peacemaker (single action army whatever from the 19th century) chambered in .45 #realistically in a zombie apocalypse he just grabbed a colt anaconda (modern) from someones dead body #i could go on forever about the guns they'd have ngl

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foolsocracy · 6 months ago

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he should've been at the club

#dan mora opened my eyes lowkey. cause i was like idk how that little guy is aquaman brother/friend... but now i see. now i understand #its cause he shouda been at the club.....#also the 3rd drawing: do we think arthur taught garth to speak like whats up with that #arthur curry #garth of shayeris #aquaman #aqualad #my art #dc comics #dc #posting this at 12:45 in the morning lets see how that goes #arthur lucked out w garth tho cause at least garth found and furnished them a cave to live in 😭😭😭😭😭#the cake from rando sailors is real btw

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sgt-tombstone · 4 months ago

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Thinking about the 141 attending a formal military event—some high ranking officer getting a medal or retiring or some such; Johnny isn’t paying much attention—but their attendance is required (normally when shit like this happens, the 141 either is already out of the country on assignment or can quickly arrange to be).

Unfortunately, formal attendance means that regulations suddenly matter a bit more: dress uniforms, hair cuts, the whole nine yards. For Gaz, none of it is an issue; his default state is well within regs. For Ghost it just means taking his mask off, which he submits to with little fuss or fanfare. He doesn’t even really need to shave or cut his hair because he keeps both pretty short under his mask anyway. Price refuses to cut his sideburns or moustache and somehow gets away with it because… he’s Price and even the higher-ups who care about that kind of thing are willing to make an exception for Price.

Soap, though… Soap has to shave. He might be the youngest candidate to pass SAS selection, but that’s not enough to make the brass turn a blind eye to his carefully curated hairstyle and stubble, both horrendously out of regulation. His mohawk gets cut short, not short enough to stop being a mohawk altogether, but short enough to pass it off as a less conspicuous styling. His face, though, gets shaved completely clean. He complains about it the entire time, even though he’s alone in his bathroom, ranting to his own reflection in the mirror, and the moment he steps out, Ghost and Gaz absolutely lose it laughing, having to hold on to each other for support.

They petition Price to change Johnny’s callsign to “Babyface” and maintain for months that Price was this close to agreeing (the only reason he refused is because he knew that it would get shortened to “Baby” and he didn’t want to give Ghost an official way to flirt with his boyfriend over comms)

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost #the thought of clean shaven Soap haunts my nightmares #thinking about those videos where guys shave their beards and go from looking 45 to 22 in an instant #it doesn’t help that Johnny is the shortest of them by far so he’s never beating the baby of the family allegations #tombstone's epitaphs

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doctorsiren · 4 months ago

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Have you considered wrightworth, but as old men?

best I can do is hot middle-aged men 😁

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #wrightworth #digital art #my art #procreate #doodle requests #miles ages phenomenally because he has an extensive skincare routine and his hair was already gray/silver in the first place #unlike his father who looked SO OLD at 35 but it’s okay we love Gregory 😍#it looks a little janky bc I am tired (it’s 12:45 in the afternoon) and I have stuff I have to do

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noecoded · 6 months ago

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ur favorite employee :3

#late for maid day...i actually didnt know until yesterday. and normally its wtv to me but i saw so much cute art... iwas inspired...#asmo wld be the worst cafe employee. shows up an hour after hte shift starts. 45 minutes offtask flirting with customers. 30 minutes preeni #ng in the mirror. leaves shift whenever he feels like it . but hed prob bring major customers in.... SM TIPS....he wld make a good host ...#i got tendonitis?last month in my wrist but i hope to draw more asmo once its normal :3 #i think abt asmotoni every day...my favs foreve...#asmodeus obey me #asmo #mine

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constellama · 2 months ago

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This is so sad Kayne play Never Love an Anchor by the Crane Wives

#I’m so glad with how this one turned out #I think Arthur Lester should get to be pretty #I can’t stop thinking about part 45 and arthur and faroe literally save me #that’s his baby :(((#he loves his daughter so much I feel ILL #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #arthur lester fanart #constellama art

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artbyfuji · 7 months ago

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near collapse of society but still taiyang's lawn must be mowed.

#rwby #strq #taiyang xiao long #my art #grimm sharknado may have touched down in vale but stop worryinggggg he's keeping an eye on ittttttt.#nothing gets between a 45 year old walmart clothing section dad and his lawn mower 😤#only take away from the epilogue sorryyy. not really. i get silly with it. might draw the smiling qrow & raven moment as well.

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killjoy-prince · 8 months ago

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House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

#house md #james wilson #prince's talk tag #finally!!! it's done! this and the house version took almost two weeks to do #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the wilson video ill put his stats here #s1 was 11 times s2 was 18 s3 was 45 s4 was 32 s5 was 41 s6 was 60 s7 was 47 and s8 was 48 #in total he says his name 302 times. Mostly refers to him just by House #the only time I've heard him say his first name its when he's being professional or when he's really angry (and that one time he proposed)#and even then it's always the full name not just the first name #the only instance I've seen him use just his first name was on that note he put on House's xmas gift that we see in season 5 #and as much as I wanted to put that moment in here he never actually says the contents of the note out loud so i had to leave it out #but what surprised me was he says House's name more than House says his name #especially when the earlier seasons didn't have him say his name as much

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goth--moths · 1 year ago

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Is this anything

#disco elysium #harry du bois #harrier du bois #kim kitsuragi #plaisance #ruby the instigator #jean viquemare #idiot doom spiral #garte the cafeteria manager #joyce messier #evrart claire #how would i tag the skill drama #shitposting #memes #i headcanon harry as bi like everyone else on earth but i couldn't pass this up #the image of garte with You still owe me 45 dollars came to me like a vision #and then this happened #would kim be nicer than this? probably yes. is it funny when he judges harry's deranged wardrobe? also yes

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arthur-lesters-right-arm · 3 months ago

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The if a man kills a child question is so important to me because this is the first time Arthur has admitted out loud that he doesn't deserve to die.

Intention. He knows everything is always about intention and he always has but he's shoved that so deep because he wanted to hate himself so badly. He wanted to punish himself, he wanted to give himself the same fate as his parents for the longest time but after all he's experienced, all he's been through, he knows he doesn't deserve to die. He still loathes himself yes but not for the same reason. He said himself he despises himself. He always will. He wishes pain, guilt, and suffering till his last breath but he Doesn't. Deserve. To die.

#it's so important to have it established that he realizes that he will never deserve to die #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #malevolent arthur #john malevolent #malevolent 45

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captain-flint · 1 year ago

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