#but you gotta admit. its funny!!

[kissingarthurclaus]

Me: hey do you wanna hear something bleak about my ship?

Ruby: what YOUUU? the angst and fankid queen making fankids and angst??

Me:....I was gonna say british cooking.

[chiptrillino]

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I can finally fish it out and show to you what i have been working on with @faux-fires for the zukkabigbang2024 event.

reikah wrote a wonderful fic "something stranger and more wonderful" beta red by @ranilla-bean (reikah's and rana's Ao3)

[destinysbounty]

I think what might easily be the funniest thing about Prime Empire is that even in a season where Zane is barely even present, they still find a way to torment him within an inch of his life

[sweetmoons]

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.

[mouse-fantoms]

Really love them rubbing salt into the wound here for Netflix

[oifaaa]

Spoilers for joker the man who stopped laughing but would it be annoying if joker toxin was the thing that turns Jason evil again? Yes, would I still be happy to get my evil boy back? Also, yes

[perenlop]

speaking of men and trauma. have i talked about my brother supposedly having “severe ptsd” from getting a bad grade in home economics and burning his food a decade and a half ago, so that he cant even go near cooking utensils, and most household chores, so we’re ableist for wanting him to do more chores around the house.

this is the same guy who thinks disabled people need to pull themselves by the bootstraps and stop being “lazy” and also the same guy who mocks me for my panic attacks and needing to stay home on my bad days because “only veterans have trauma so youre just faking it for sympathy”

[chaos-in-one]

I find it funny when people talk about how a zombie apocalypse would look "more realistically" and completely forget that a decomposing body looses all muscle function in less than 2 days after death- even if somehow there was anything realistic that could make dead bodies get up and attack people, unless there was a way for it to functionally replace the nerves and muscles of the body (for example, very futuristic Nanotechnology) they wouldn't be functional zombies for very long, the apocalypse would be over in probably a handful of weeks.

[evilmagician430]

who up sinning their fest

[popppyfur]

i like hickory. never before has there been a troll in this franchise whose design makes me wanna try and reach out and know what they feel like under my hands, that sounds weird. but like. the detailing in his beard cant help but leave one to imagine the TEXTURE....... okay? okay.

[oboes-bos-hoes]

!! IT CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS !!

guys im so sorry

[c1trvswurld]

For every overwatcg omegaverse 300k+ fic a devil gets forgiven and gets his wings in heaven

[todayisafridaynight]

Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.

i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon

[sunjaesol]

it's honestly hilarious that sio's downfall will be because he has a crush on a 22 year old. kinda embarrassing, dude

[cum-padre]

Goo night moochies...