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Maria Kaina (your mafia assigned kin)?

my mafia assigned kin… mean queen maria…

note before i start this: i dont remember her in bachelor route like at alllll so that may skew some of my opinions for now.

How I feel about this character

i truly did Not care about her before getting her like 7 times in like 3 days in mafia games, which made me realized. playing and writing a mean girl is very fun, and shes actually interesting! 

like i dont think i think of her because she’s like the Main utopian, and well, we all know im not too fond of Those people… 

i keep typing this out over and over… truly, i find her very, very interesting. i love mean women (in theory). my biggest thought on her is that she fits her role perfectly. shes absolutely everything you’d expect from a woman coming from a wealthy family, a woman with immense power, a woman whos entire life is laid out before her and in her grasp. shes everything shes supposed to be a direct contrast to katerina and this all reflects so perfectly in her personality.

however, how i feel about her as a person is more complicated… yes, i find her interesting, but as i alluded to, i would absolutely Hate her if i actually knew her, and i think most of the dialogues i have with her just make me so… angry! i cant stand how she is. sorry, its the utopian hating coupled with my anger at rich people.

idk, my main thoughts are i like evil women. sometimes.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

oh, eva!!! i dont really remember much of their dynamic in-game, but i think the at least idea of how their personalities complement each other is very interesting. plus, once again, dahlia has really made me enjoy it :) its my favorite wlw ship between the not-termite patho characters, and one of the very few i genuinely am like very :) over seeing content with…

My non-romantic OTP for this character (im just interpreting this as other relationships i find interesting)

oh, hm…. i once again must say how i dont think of her Too much, so i cant really think of many. especially since she’s so mean, i cant really see any friendships she can be in that are… very good? i think that her and andrei would be………. Very interesting, considering how brash the two of them are and how their personalities would interact with each other. but truly, i cant think of too many relationships that are. Good with her.

well, i suppose her sort of dynamic with capella is fairly interesting… but i dont have many more thoughts than the two mistresses once again taking hold of the town, fighting for their own utopia is an interesting thing to explore! plus the fact that maria doesnt hate capella and says she admires her, and is excited to see her become the white mistress (according to the portrait quote on capella) is interesting to me. 

and of course im interested in her relationship with khan, because idk it just seems a little bit more of those kinds of siblings that absolutely HATE each other but if it came down to like life or death, theyll care immensely for one another… yeah.

My unpopular opinion about this character

hm! idk if i have any unpopular opinions; it seems most people dont quite like her or think about her… is finding her interesting an unpopular opinion? because then that! otherwise i dont think i have any :o 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

i wish she had lived in my patho2 playthru ummm!!! well, i dont really remember how bachelor route is, but im interested in if theyll go into more detail with maria’s connection with the polyhedron, such as clear up what her artbook description means (such as what the community of the signs is). 

also something i hope Won’t happen is the romance with daniil i swear to fucking god if it happens im going to attack ipl myself. 

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