#but yeah i'm mostly memeing with this post
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syrpai · 21 hours ago
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Back around 2016-2018, a friend and I ran a whole community where we posted Mirai Nikki memes. Most of them were inside jokes based on our personal chats, slips of the tongue, weird translations, fanfics, and other random content. For some reason, people still showed up, scrolled through, and liked the posts, even though they clearly didn't get the context… Peak meta-irony, basically.
We mostly focused on NishiKuruMine, but occasionally mixed things up with TakaYomo, AkiYuki, KuroBacchus, and others. At the same time, we deliberately avoided Yuno and gave her significantly less attention, which you could also call meta-ironic.
These are Russian-language memes, and honestly, they haven't aged well. But I picked out a couple of my favorites that you might be able to understand without needing all the backstory.
I really like this last meme, so I'm just gonna drop it here anyway, even though it's in Russian.
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This one comes from the light novel. I barely remember the details now, but near the start of the HOLON arc, Akise mentions how Minene drove him to Yukiteru during the Bacchus fight. Then, sensing danger, she just… left? Like, completely abandoned Akise right there in the chaos. And yeah, we absolutely milked that situation for memes.
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And thanks for suggesting this! Had a good time digging these old things out. :)
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Mirai Nikki Fandom ... We need more memes (?)
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a-god-in-ruins-rises · 2 years ago
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just wanted to remind everyone that french canadians are technically latin americans.
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vampire-lord-garfield · 8 months ago
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Thinking about that scene where Sebastian was impaled by the Undertaker scythe and then collapses in the boat after fighting off strange dolls.
Imagine if (for some reason) the roles were switched and it was Claude and Alois.
Ciel was shaken but handled the whole situation pretty good for a thirteen years old.
Absolutely won't fly with Alois. He would have like three brakedowns in the span of 15 seconds.
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mad-hunts · 12 days ago
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what flavor is your soul?
salt.
ah little kraken, bold are you. restless sailor, dauntless fighter, lower your sword, let me see your shield. ah, of course, they are but the same object. oh, wave-tossed ruffian, lend me some of your mettle, would you? you have been struck by the sharpest of spears, yet you still stand here proudly. but off your guard, elsewhere of the battlefield, you will find your spirit can parch others. your words are but weapons crafted from your soul. little lion, sheathe your claws, or the ones you love the most will suffer. you do not have to be strong all the time, love. there's nothing wrong with being soft. vulnerability is not weakness, and if it were, what's wrong with that? strength is not always your greatest tool. your heart is good. put down excalibur, and use your words. you'll find they will carry you much farther. not everything in life is a battle.
tagged by: i'm not sure who tagged me in this BC this has been in my drafts for a while but!! i think someone did, LOL
tagging: @divingdownthehole, @riddlesnap, @sillyjokes, @whampow, @darkdevour, @vulpesse, @twcfaces, and anyone else who may want to complete this!
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classicslesbianopinions · 1 year ago
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hard agree w ur take on historical discussions around queer identity. I'm in English and we deal with similar stuff as I'm sure you know and it's exhausting. like yes, it's complicated! yes the words we have now didn't exist back then! but that doesn't mean we can't bring history into our present moment and discuss how it resonates!! i personally really resonate w medievalist Carolyn Dinshaw discussing queer touches across time in her work (esp in her 2012 book How Soon Is Now? for anyone interested), among others, but I've mostly explored this discussion in the Renaissance onward from a literary perspective. I'd love to know who else you're reading/thinking with on this subject, especially within classics!
i mean it's not my take, i just reblogged a post, i honestly haven't done that much reading/thinking about it except i guess i think arguing whether or not someone is gay or bi is maybe one of the least interesting ways to engage, whether they're a historical figure or fictional character or celebrity or whatever else. but like... despite the url, sexuality and gender identity in the ancient world isn't something i've spent a lot of time working with at this point, like i enjoy casual conversations about it and i'm sure i will eventually get really deep into it academically but i'm not there now. so while i do agree with that post i'm not necessarily the person to ask for more on the subject.
however the original post is by @kallistoi who may or may not have more to say on the subject, so i will redirect you to them and/or to anyone else who feels like they have something to add!
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seagull-scribbles · 1 year ago
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pinemartenstudios · 8 months ago
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Dracudate
Link of the short I'm recommending in the hashtags :0
pls. mlm werewolves when. we r dying over here
I am a lesbian 🫶 this is why I draw so many lesbian werewolves. I’m not a corporation you can’t demand representation from me like that!
BUT ofc I’m going to draw mlm werewolves at some point. Just remember, I’m doing this for free and bc I love werewolves not bc I’m catering to a specific audience lol. There are also soooo many mlm anthro/furry artists out there already holy shit I promise. I may not fill that niche and that’s okay!!
#the following hasthag is from the og post so:#women are already very underrepresented as werewolves let alone lesbians who are werewolves#Not only underrepresented; but you know the meme mocking how they represent males in fantasy species vs females in the same species?#It happens with both werewolves and regular anthro wolves so frequently ToT#It's also duality between that or always attaching to masculinizing the werewolf woman#I'm not against it; I'm myself a girl who likes expressing herself in masculine ways#But bro; werewolfhood is so seen as a masculine concept that a lot of general public portray female werewolves exclusively as masculine#We need more werewolf girls that are traditionally girlie and go big and buff and rock it and they're not portrayed as an evil bait#Shout-out to the indie short Dracu-Date. Yeah; mentioning it in this context might spoil the plot twist; but it's peak u.u#It's a sapphic short BTW u.u#I'm including a link for you guys if you wanna watch it; I never forgot about the short since the first time I saw it :0#Basil Cookie is one of my favourite Cookie Run OCs from the ones I've made not only because of the werewolf bias#I just said: she's a werewolf. Why? And why not? And no matter how much I expand in her story and context;#She's just a chill and cutesy girl who happens to be a werewolf and she's traditionally girly nevertheless#BTW: werewolfhood is not the only concept that is so attached to masculinity thay when making a serious female take it ends being masculine#The “girlboss” stereotype is also portrayed as a masculine looking woman by a lot of media#Mostly mainstream; but they do it. Bro; female characters can be strong; independent and charismatic without looking masculine ToT#As a final note to the admin: seeing so many different werewolves in this account;#From gender; to ethnicity; to how their wolf traits manifest; to what are they doing... It's something I'm very thankful for#Every day I'm looking forward to see what werewolf will I see; and if that day there's no werewolf it's okay; I'll just wait#We all have lives and keeping a daily blog is difficult; it's okay to take breaks when you need it
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airybcby · 9 months ago
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Now I'm Covered In You
(bllk boys as boyfriends)
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a / n — thought making another post in this form would be fun, so i hope you enjoy!
content — bllk characters x reader, gn! reader, pet names used in a few parts, sadly canon otoya i fear, misspelled words are there for a reason i swear, cheater! otoya and oliver, some characters repeated, lmk if i missed anything!
synopsis — bllk boys and what type of boyfriend they'd be
✿.。. “ how's one to know? ” .。.✿
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—The Romantic One
is always planning surprises for you, and i mean always. there's not a single week where you aren't being taken on 'adventures' that always lead you to a different restaurant.
what's the point in having all this money and not spending it on you?
they are constantly writing you love letters and poems. well, they try to anyway. they're not the best with their words and with many spelling mistakes, rather liking to show with actions, but they tried for you.
usually their poems end up something like this
' roses are red
so is my heart
my darling
my deer
my sweet buttercup
you taste just like a
tasty soda pop '
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ ISAGI YOICHI, shido ryusei, jyubei aryu, ALEXIS NESS
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— The Player
you know the famous saying, "how you get them is how you lose them?" yeah that's exactly how this relationship is.
you'd been one of their many side quests while they had a relationship going on. eventually after they'd ended said relationship, they'd chose you as their next partner.
they do spoil you with many gifts, mostly after you catch them cheating on you for the umpteenth time, but you stayed because they 'loved you'
sure they told you they loved you, but that wasn't really the case when they'd broken up with you because you were 'boring' them.
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ OTOYA EITA, oliver aiku
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— The Protector
is constantly worrying about you and is looking out for your safety.
with them being this 'big bad' soccer player, many people refuses to even look you in the eyes when you were with them. but if someone dared to hit on you when they walk off for a second? please pray for them.
some guy could be asking you for directions and he'd come up behind you and wrap an arm around you without even uttering a word. you didn't have to look at them to know the look they were giving the man was nothing but deadly.
some may call it controlling, but you knew them, they just wanted to keep you safe from all these men.
you had him, who else would you need?
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ KUNIGAMI RENSUKE, rin itoshi, SHOEI BARO, tabito karasu
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— The Funny (insane) One
is constantly making jokes- some that aren't funny - but you laugh anyways.
everyone always asks you how your relationship is doing so well, and the answer is always, " i don't know," because you genuinely don't. yes, the two of you get into arguments, and sometimes the two of you get heated enough to have to take time apart from each other, but you always come back together.
how?
because they always forget what the fight was even about and come back into your space to show you some cat meme they believe you would like.
and the two of you laugh until you feel better again.
maybe you don't know how your relationship is so healthy, but you know why you're happy.
because they take the time to make you laugh.
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ BACHIRA MEGURU, RYUSEI SHIDO, gin gagamaru, seishiro nagi
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— The Traditional One
dates. Dates. DATES!!
they took you on soooo many dates before officially asking you to be their partner.
they definitely give the vibes of "my mom taught me i needed to..."
just the best gentleman!
you need to step over a puddle? they're putting their jacket down over it for you (it wasn't necessary, but they insisted on it)
you talked about wanting to see a movie once? he's already bought the tickets.
if you get married? he's insisting you stay home
" a pretty face like you doesn't need to work, i'll provide us everything." in his words
will do anything for you, really.
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ YUKIMIYA KENYU, michael kaiser (pls ignore the mom part), REO MIKAGE, oliver aiku (again)
✿.。. “ i'd meet you where the spirit meets the bone ” .。.✿
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likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!!
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citruslullabies · 6 months ago
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OMG. I SAW UR CURLY HEADCANONS AND I TOUGHT THEY WERE AMAZING!! COULD U MAYBE DO THE SAME THING BUT WITH DAISUKE?? :O
Coming right up hon!
Daisuke Mouthwashing headcannons
Romantic
Pre-crash Daisuke:
He's a silly guy
Constantly cracking jokes, trying to make you laugh
People wouldn't know if you two were dating or just best friends if it weren't for the fact he's a puppy dog with you
Following you around whenever he can, looking at you for praise whenever he can
It's kind of like the meme "no, I'm not calling you good boy. That mission was shit."
..other than he is a good boy so call him such
And boy does he love PDA
Well, not really
He just loves affection, public or private
I like to think he's just a bit more silly in public
Kisses your cheek and makes an over exaggerated pop whenever he pulls away
Daisuke was hanging out with Swansea, goofing off as usual. But he saw you in the corner of his eye and without a second thought, ran to you and practically pounced. Before you could get anything but a giggle in, he pressed his lips to your cheek and kissed you with a loud pop!
He's not really a petname sort of person either
It's mostly funny nicknames for him
He will call you his grumpasaur when you're grumpy first thing in the morning. I don't make the rules.
Post-crash Daisuke:
For awhile, he still acts the same. But his personality is a little watered down, y'know?
He's stressed and scared after what happened
But he tries not to let that get him down!
Although he is more clingy, more scared of letting go of you. One accident already happened and almost wiped their captain out, what if you were next?
He didn't want to think about that
It made him nauseated to think about
And eventually well.. he crawled through that vent to get to Anya
And he got severely injured. You couldn't bear to see him like that
You most likely died soon before, trying to keep Swansea from killing Daisuke
Begging and pleading that there had to be some other way
But it didn't work out in anyone's favor
Platonic
Pre-crash Daisuke:
You guys are super duper close!!
Lots of jokes and pranks on the other crew members
Constantly goofing off whenever you can
Not too affectionate.. the occasional hug here and there. But besides that it's all fun and games
He has definitely drawn on your face before while you slept
I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. He would definitely make an attempt at drawing a flower on your cheek and it look like a penis
He'd still giggle about it though.. maybe it wasn't an accident
He has definitely (jokingly and lovingly) made fun of Swansea
Just standing up and trying to mimic his mannerisms while you're laughing
..yeah, too bad Swansea was in at that very moment
"look at me, I'm Swansea! I'm a big smelly engineer!" Daisuke said in a forcefully deeper voice, making you laugh as he held his arms out in front of him as if to mimic toting a stomach around. Swansea in question could only look unamused as he cleared his throat, making you both stop in your tracks. Oh if looks could kill.
But yeah you guys have a purely goofy relationship
Post-crash Daisuke:
It's the exact same as the romantic, but the difference is, he tries to convince you to go into the vent with him. He wants to get Anya and doesn't want to be alone
But you of course refused, stating it wasn't safe but did he listen?
No
In fact he continued on to the vent and got himself injured
You gave him the 'i told you so' look but.. you felt really bad when looking at your friend. He was in bad shape.
And so you died a similar way
The only big difference is, you died after discovering him
Thanks for requesting!
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theobservatory · 3 months ago
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。⁠☆TTYL XOXO。⁠.゚⁠+⁠ 
。⁠☆Tim Drake headcanons + SMAU
。⁠☆Cw: no pronouns, no use of y/n, mention of stalking, civilian reader
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˗ˏ★First of all, he's a shit typer. He's typing while barely looking at the screen most of the time, but muscle memory allows his typing to still be mostly coherent
˗ˏ★What he chooses to abbreviate or to actually spell out is in God's hands, he definitely isn't thinking about word choice
˗ˏ★Also a lot more blunt over text. Most of the time he's in the middle of something and lowk rushing to reply (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
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˗ˏ★Sends memes and tiktoks all the time. It's his love language 🩷🩷
˗ˏ★Such a "this is us" "is this us" "this reminds me of us" type of guy lol. It can be two balls of trash rolling down the street and he'll be like "me n u on a walk<33"
˗ˏ★He loves when you send stuff like that back. It makes him feel all warm inside
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˗ˏ★Only says I love you over text. He's working on it, but the only person he knows that casually says ily is Dink
˗ˏ★A huge workaholic, whether we're talking about WE or vigilante activities. His work/life balance is almost as bad as Bruce's
˗ˏ★Denies his weird and obsessive habits for plausible deniability lmao
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˗ˏ★Sneaks into your house with dubious consent, but he (almost) always tells you when he's done it
˗ˏ★Always up late bc of his vigilante activities so finding lovey dovey texts sent to you between like 3-6am is pretty regular
˗ˏ★Will NOT acknowledge them in person tho. That's way too vulnerable for him, and the reason you only ever get those texts when his inhibitions are lowered
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˗ˏ★Accidentally cropped the last one wrong but you get the gist so it's fine (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)
˗ˏ★I'm a Tim doesn't like coffee truther soooo....
˗ˏ★Constantly texting you during boring WE meetings. He doesn't even hide it either. The other rich guys there will be like "Mr.Drake-Wayne sir?? 😟☝🏾 Is everything okay you've been on your phone this whole time😕!" And he'll be like "yeah everything's fine thanks😐" without even looking up
˗ˏ★You don't know he does this fyi, you just assume he has a lot of free time since he's CEO
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I did nawt think this was gonna be the first Batfam thing I posted, I have a bunch more in my drafts, but here we are lol. Come hop into my askbox, I don't bite /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\
。⁠☆Requests open
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greenxgloss · 1 month ago
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Can we get a bts fanboy headcanon?
BTS as Fanboys
themes: Idol!Reader, Gn!Reader, Fluff, angst
Gonna be completely honest im not sure if you wanted bts as fanboys or how bts interacts with their fanboys so I'm gonna do them as fanboys bc I feel like that's the more interesting of the two (I'm so so sorry if that's wrong in which case you can totally request it again and be more clear I would totally re-write it if I'm wrong)
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Kim Seokjin
Jin definitely roasts other fans and claims to be a day 1 supporter.
"I literally knew them when they just posted covers online.
Jin buys all your merch, official and unofficial.
Jin spends hours watching fan-made edits of you.
Jin plays the Sims4 just to create you as a sim and then spoil your sim but forces it to write new music when you're on break/hiatus.
"Close enough. Welcome back, Y/N. When's the next album?"
Jin makes his own video compilations of your funny moments and then laughs at them for hours.
Proud of his obsession and talks about you when he doesn't know what else to talk about with new people.
Attends fan meets
Jin makes memes of the fandom's inside jokes
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Min Yoongi
Yoongi buys all your albums (cd form, vinyl form etc.) just to have and collect
He writes fanfiction of you (series, one shots etc) mostly fluff but there is the occasional smutty fic, hyper erotic and juicy asf but still respectful.
He's secretly hugely infatuated but still keeps it subtle/ to himself
"Yeah their music is always in my playlists." with his usual kitten smile.
"Collaborating on something with them would be a huge accomplishment." Hed calmly reply to comments about you on weverse live.
Yoongi paints portraits of you/ makes tons of fan art but its not obvious that its fanart because he makes it look like regular everyday art.
Yoongi not only watches your interviews, he reads them, enjoying the articles far more than video interviews.
"they seem much more comfortable and open in the written interviews" hed say to himself
He's so delulu he learned all your rumoured favourite foods and how to cook them "just in case"
zones out thinking about the meanings behind your songs
Youre his celebrity crush
Yoongi doesn't attend fan meets or concerts because he a more lowkye/ private fan
just interact with the fandom
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Jung heosok
Hobi writing remixes of your songs constantly
Hobi being the only one of the boys to actually be friends with you in real life
"can I get on a remix of your recent single?"
Gossiping with him about other idols
"did you hear about the scandal that group was in? they haven't even debuted yet." while tapping your hand before leaning back.
him still being a mega fan despite being friends with you
Having a yoongi and halsey dynamic
begging you to stream on weverse all the time just because he knows other fans want it just as bad.
"come on!! please just an hour. ill get you those cookies you really love.
reposting all your Instagram posts with sweet captions.
"bestie is looking so good!!!" with a ton of emojis
recreating your tiktok dances
also starts dance trends to your music and encourages people to jump on the trend
"I'll repost your video if you do this dance." big heart shaped smile.
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Kim Namjoon
namjoon studies your lyrics, finds the double meanings and the word play
"reviews" and reacts to your music in YouTube videos
watches the countdown to your music being released on whatever platform (youtube, weverse etc.)
"supposedly the camera rig malfunctioned on set, that's why the camera is so shaky but they didn't re-shoot because it added to the windy scene" he'd say all jumpy and giddy like a kid on a sugar rush
has your autograph framed from the one and only time he met you
namjoon was very flustered and shy when he met you
"oh uh yeah I love your music and the double meanings in your last song."
gushes about the cinematography in your music videos
Namjoon writes questions he'd ask you if he got to interview you
Watches movies and tags you as characters that remind him of you
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Park Jimin
Loves to let your music play while he's doing something and then harmonizes with your vocals
buys Vip tickets to all your events
posts your lyrics on social media
"this part omg!!!"
One time you smiled at him in the crowd and he freaked out and bragged about it for months
"they totally smiled at me last night"
"do you think they remember me from the fan meet last month?"
he's constantly talking with other fans
jimin makes bracelets with letter beads that spell your name or album names
jimin copies your makeup just because he thinks you're the picture of beauty purely in a view of admiration
he views you like greek statues.
"wow- their cheekbones-" he'd say in awh, face right up to the screen while he held a mirror and makeup brush in hands.
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Kim Taehyung
requests your songs at parties and other events
begs the guys to do a cover of your songs on stage
name drops you in interviews and is always talking about you in his own interviews
has a huge crush on you and will say so proudly
"they're so pretty. Y/n if you see this, call me." with a sly smirk on his face, completely disregarding the uproar it would cause with army
Taehyung gets super shy when you say his name
Being shy despite being so confident when he talks about you in interviews
"uh- oh- the new song- yeah." while giggling
apologizing profusely when you tease him about the interviews when he comes to fan meets
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Jeon Jungkook
Jungkook would write a song about you that's how down bad he is
Posts on social media in hopes you see it
Kook argues with taehyung about thinking he'd treat you better given the chance
argues with jin about being a bigger fan
picks out his outfits to coordinate with yours
kook hopes to run into you at award shows
stalks your fanpages
reads yoongis fanfiction about you
probably is the more devoted fan among the other members
sings your songs all the time, in the car, shower, while cooking, etc.
the only one of the boys that talks to you confidently
"Your style is amazing, I take inspiration all the time." while standing up straight and s soft confident smile on his lips, eye contact unwavering.
but he would never admit that he's written and released songs about you
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sorry this took so long i was trying to get all the requests in order! i hope these were up to par hcs are usually very rushed. if you'd like something more detailed or even full drabbles id totally be down to do that. if you wanna be tagged in future works to be notified when I've posted a fic please fill out the taglist form linked below along with the masterposts
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n3ptoonz · 1 year ago
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BEGGING you to make more sub mk men content 😭 they're always dom in all the other hc's and it's refreshing to see something that's my cup of tea lol
oh? like this? throws this post behind me like a bouquet toss earthrealm guys here
mk1 hcs: how the outworld guys react to you riding them
y'all sure do love headcanons LMFAOO
i always try my best for most of the outworld cast cause i'm truly an earthrealm girly, but i got yall. yall really challenge me 😵‍💫
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Shang Tsung
This sly mf. He thought when you suggested riding, he'd be the one watching you writhe, but it's quite the opposite. Little did you know it was all an act. A fib; fairytale. He wants power, of course, but in the bedroom it's entirely different
Nothing will get him to submit fast than treating him like a common harlot. He's in desperate need of hair pulling, degradation, maybe even act like you're trying to kill him. He's into that shit! He's an aggressive man, so he should be treated as such
I'm talking fully dog this man out while you ride him. It'll drive him mad and make him crave it. Hell, slap him around and call him names and his gasps, groans, and deep whimpers will clear the air in no time! If you add small weapons to the mix or like a role play thing it's ON
He's literally the meme "don't bully me i'll cum" so do with that what you will!
Rain
Rain sexy ass...OOF. That smug "i am a demigod" attitude is punted out the window when you ride him. One single stroke of his hair and a caress of the jaw and just like that he's a slut!
Give him praises. He wouldn't handle degradation too well. On the outside he appears to have his shit together and doesn't have a care in the world about anybody else but his studies (and you), but he likes to be taken care of
If you want to be rougher or if he asks you to, really just pull his hair/give him love bites. idk it might just be me but i just wanna bite him sooo we're gonna say he likes bites! He's also super handsy but mostly when he's close
He's not very vocal but when he is i can see him as the kinda man that like...purrs, if that makes sense? If it don't i say he's a grunter and from groan city: population him
Reiko
Reiko has a hard time being submissive, but you just make it a little easier for him. You kinda have to coax him into it before every time you get intimate because he's made it clear he can do both and wants to try submitting more to the person he loves
It was your suggestion after a long time away for a mission. Poor dude was stressed da hell out! He's like Rain, a sucker for praise. Now that i'm really picturing it he'd prob be down to smother his face into your chest cause like, that's hot to him
When he's feeling particularly spicy definitely tie him down so he can't pull free no matter how much brute strength he uses. Hold his face and never break eye contact, he's all yours! If you call him any name that has the word "strong" in it he's like puddy in your hands
Prime grunt man here. He ain't whimpering unless you deny him of something, even then it goes from a coarse tone to soft
General Shao
Siiggghhhh 🙄 Shao likes the riding position the most. That's all thanks for coming to my Ted talk
LOL JUST KIDDING😹 He would appear like he's incapable of submission but like, this is YOU we're talking about. And he'd do anything for you. Literally.
A little birdy told me he loves when you grab his horns. Grab his horns. Grab them and make him look at you. This unbreakable wall of man yearns to be conquered by someone like you. Someone who dared to challenge him and never back down? By the Gods he has a breeding knk whether you can have kids or not. oh yeah, he'd beg. plead. he's gasping for air like pls just don't stop riding him LMAO he needs his mind off taking the throne for a few hours
whimpering little bitch which eventually turn into growls and grunts. takes a bow
Reptile
Syzoth is so subby I literally cannot picture him dominating a soul. Ashrah got that man on hold fr but anyway this about you
Typa dude to tear up when you ride him. You just look so damn good, and you make him feel so damn good. Dizzy eyes that he can barely keep open; I feel like he'd go brain numb from how fast he feels pleasure
I'm talking like because he's not originally human he's more sensitive. Now hear me out guys...two dicks....AHEM. DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!! Both his dicks are very sensitive OHHHHHHHHH Reduce him to a sobbing, stuttering, gasping, mess. He needs it, wants it, loves it. It's up to you if you'd ride him in his og form ya nasty. He'd also have a tendency to leave bite marks on you like your chest, neck, and shoulders
Mister whimper over here there's nothing else he does but whimper and cry jesus almighty somebody give this man a HUG (hug him while you fuck him dumb/busts)
Havik
Banging my head against the wall rn lemme tap in...ok we here let's go.
Another kombatant who peruses power, but also very much attracted to it. He definitely likes to be dominated. He'd be into some real kinky shit too i know it. Literally all the above he don't wanna think about SHIT
He would thoroughly enjoy being completely helpless at your disposal as you ride him. He likes degradation more than praises but if you do give him the kind of praise that inflates his already massive ego. shoot down his arrogance while also maintaining it he fucking lives for it. he likes being choked or slapped too keep that in mind
This bitch growls and that's it. bro ain't got the lips to really make different sounds LMAO?? get yo fuckin dog bitch!!!
Baraka
You might be insane but we love that haha...! Monster fucker certificate checked at the door i understand i do
Absolutely no degradation here DO NOT!! Mf might start crying or give a monologue either way, steer clear. Be nice to him!!
He likes to be held, and he likes holding his partner. If this was confident Baraka from the previous timeline I'd say he likes fast and crazy over slow and romantic but that's not the case. Be immersed and in the moment with him, he clings onto the human interactions he got stripped from him 😞
Growls but that's mostly bc he deadass don't have lips either LMFAO😭
a/n: tearing my skin off rn I DID IT GUYS I DID IT TELL ME IM GREAT😎author likes praise too.
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maritoke · 2 months ago
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Stargazing
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Have a fanfic for @cuppajj 's Beast Ancients AU. This fic is basically this meme, except somewhere in the middle Salted Caramel starts to trauma dump (he warned Silverbell twice), and Silverbell silently has a crisis (unrelated to trauma dump, lmao).
Just a warning: there is talking about major wounds being inflicted, but it isn't anything graphic (but just to be sure). Also this thing was written mostly at ungodly hours when I should be sleeping, so yeah, might have some mistakes--
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This could be definitely counted as treason, oh dear witches…
Letting the soldier of the Silence Legion just go was one thing. The archer decided to show him mercy. Congrats. One dead man less.
But Silverbell was actively talking to him. Enjoying his company even. Specifically now.
Being not so far away from borders. Maybe ten meters at most from the silver forest. 
He didn't abandon his post as a knight. That would be stupid and wouldn't sit right with Silverbell. He had finished his shift. He should be back at the Kingdom and sleeping. That would be the most logical thing to do.
But it was his free time now. And he could do whatever he wanted, he didn’t have to be back at Silver Kingdom. Not yet, at least. It wasn’t suspicious yet. He knew when to go back. He could just tell them he preferred to be in the forest as of late.
“If it's making you so stressed you can go back. I'm not holding you hostage.”
The soldier's words snapped him out of his thoughts. He twitched his wings out of reflex.
Salted Caramel didn't even look at him as he spoke. He kept his eyes on the night sky. A rare sight with the forest growing so thick. The leaves blocked out all of the sky. Keeping everyone hidden for safety.
It was strange in a way. That a soldier of an enemy's army would enjoy something so simple. But it could be because of how much he was taught to fear the Silent Army. For all the correct reasons. Salted Caramel had told him on several occasions how unfortunate it is that they happened to be on opposite sides (thank you, Salted…).
Silverbell just looked back at the stars. There were just so many of them. Shining bright, making the darkness around them lighter. There were plenty of colors too. Not just white dots on black sky. A mix of light blue with navy, a few droplets of pink here and there. Some stars were even golden. And then there was a moon. A full moon in all its glory. Not outshined by the stars but looking even more beautiful with them around. 
“... I'm good, I can stay a bit.”
Silverbell finally answered as he lied down on the soft grass. He was a bit mesmerized by the night sky. It was a pity. That such a beautiful piece of nature was constantly hidden from him.
At this Salted Caramel let out a small chuckle. It was a rare sound. Silverbell didn't hear him laugh yet, although fae wasn't sure if he would ever witness such a thing. They both knew that the soldier was around the forest by his own choice. To honor those who had died long, long ago in a battle.
The knight would be leaving soon. And it seemed that he stayed around longer just to keep Silverbell company. He didn't know how to feel about it exactly… on one hand it was quite nice, to have someone to talk to. To someone who too was serving a beast loyally while feeling a disconnect towards the values and concepts they once held dear. To someone who too feels a stranger in their own home.
On the other hand, he knew that he was going to be a possible cause of Salted Caramel's punishment. The knight himself was unsure whether he would face any consequences for… stalling and if he did, then of what caliber it would be. The Silent Army had apparently a history of being… quite unpredictable even towards their own soldiers. Everyone would either be passive and there would be no punishment, or they would make an example out of a ‘renegade’.
… Well. At least they both would be renegades in that case.
“Glad to hear you a bit more relaxed than back in the forest.” Salted Caramel said.
“In the forest I was afraid of the Queen. And other faeries could've found us.”
“And they can't now?” This time Salted turned his head to face Silverbell. His unnatural yellow eye almost glowing in the darkness. 
Silverbell didn't answer the question. Just glanced at the knight next to him and looked back at the night sky. The archer didn't know how to answer, for he himself wasn't sure.
Faeries wouldn't go search for him, that he was certain. But Queen Lily? She never elaborated how her powers worked exactly. Keeping it a secret. The less faeries knew the less they had to fear apparently. He had experienced it only once when she had used her powers to take control over faeries.
It had felt awful. He hadn't felt like he belonged in his own skin.
She had used it only once. To check the extent of her abilities. She had been apologizing for it for a few days. Feeling awful for doing something sudden, without knowing how it would end…
She probably would do it again, if there was a need. Silverbell was simply happy that just one knight from Silent Legion wasn't enough of a threat. That is if she could sense Salted Caramel. Would she know that a knight of her direct enemy is around? Or did she not sense him because he was already dead?
He'd rather not think about it. Too many questions. Little to no answers. Just his imagination running wild, creating countless scenarios, each more grim than the previous. 
He moved again as his body shivered because of too many unpleasant thoughts. Grass underneath him ruffled softly as he shifted around. From the corner of his eye he could see Salted Caramel glancing at him.
“You can go back if you–”
“No,” Silverbell cut him off. 
He knew the knight meant well. That he wanted to reassure him he could go back to Faerie Kingdom. That he was free to go. That if he feared for their safety, then he maybe shouldn't take more risks.
But he wanted to stay there just a bit longer. Just a few more minutes. It was hard to return to places that no longer felt like home. Yet you were attached to them nonetheless. Or at least to the memories of them.
“I… I still have time. Don't have to go back yet…” He said with a small smile. His voice had a false confidence. For he himself wasn't entirely sure anymore how much time he had left. But he didn’t know when or if he would see Salted Caramel again. 
He didn't want for another person in his life to become only a memory. Not so soon, not so early. He wanted for this moment to last just a tad longer. If Silverbell would return so late it would be suspicious, Midnight Lily would give him the benefit of a doubt. She liked him enough to let it slide as just a one time occurrence. 
A part of him felt guilty. That he was lying to her and abusing her trust. That everytime if she asked he would just tell her there was just a mere traveler passing by. Hiding a member of Silent Legion, the servant of a very beast who was an original holder of Queen's soul jam.
And Silverbell slowly came to an awful realization. This couldn't be just counted as a treason. As if someone was trying to look on the bad side of things. No.
This was a treason.
Not just a simple misunderstanding. Not a complicated situation. No. Silverbell had had one job. Shoot any outsiders who are an active threat. And the moment an actual enemy had shown up – he had let him go.
Alright, he had shot him once. But when it hadn't worked? He should have kept shooting. He should have gone back to the Kingdom and sounded the alarm. Not had stood there, paralyzed in horror, watching how an arrow to the neck hadn’t killed his target. And definitely not had kept talking to him afterwards, when the soldier had awkwardly offered to give the arrow back.
Silverbell should feel shame. That a memory of their first encounter was now funny to him in retrospect. That it was something that would make him smile. And he did feel shame, but for an entirely different reason. Because he knew that if he happened to see Salted Caramel again in future (hopefully outside of the battlefield), he would still not report him. He would continue this masquerade of guilt and shame. 
So much for being a loyal silver knight, huh?
Meanwhile Salted Caramel kept observing his friend in worry. His brows furrowed when he heard Silverbell's tone. The distant and sad look on the faerie's face wasn't helping his case either. 
He glanced back at the forest, then at the archer again. He considered arguing for a moment. That he clearly felt nervous, and they shouldn't risk it. There was no shame in it.
But instead he kept silent. Simply nodded again. Letting go of whatever words he just wanted to use. It was better to just not speak up sometimes. Keep it as it is – a bit bad, or start a useless fight – make it even worse. Choice was easy.
And so he laid back at the ground. Gazing again at the glowing sky. Although not as calm as before. His expression was more… bitter? No, too strong of a word. Lackadaisical? Detached? That sounded more correct. 
Silverbell looked up at the sky too. Still finding it as beautiful as before. He smiled at it.
“Why did you want to go stargazing?” The Fae finally asked. 
It took the swordsman a few longer moments to answer. He didn't look away from the stars at all.
“I don't think you want to hear a blurry war story.”
Normally he would argue that of course he wanted to hear. He always liked to hear the songs of battles of the past. To hear older knights speak of how they served the kingdom, and how they protected it.
But he knew better than to say such things around Salted Caramel. It wasn't as if the man didn't want to tell him anything, for he had told him various stories of many battles and wars. But he was around for too long, and many of his memories were getting either blurry or mixed up. And there were of course the memories Salted Caramel avoided for obvious reasons. Memories many knights avoided. Memories that were just too painful to recall. 
Silverbell opened and closed his mouth. Trying to formulate a sentence, but failing. He wanted to bite a bullet and just ask. But there was fear of wording it wrong, of offending his friend on accident.
Salted Caramel shot a quick glance at him.
“I wasn't looking at the stars when I died, if that's what you think.”
The archer couldn't help but relax a bit. His tense frame loosening at his words. It was stupid of him to assume such morbid things. 
“Though I was close to dying.”
… Nevermind. 
Silverbell took a deep breath in and out. To steady himself for a question. To actually speak up. Don't leave it quiet. 
“... can you say more? I like hearing your stories.”
He wasn’t fully sure why it was so hard to say. He had prompted Salted Caramel to speak many times before. 
Actually no, scratch that. He knew why it was harder to say it. Because he wasn't asking about a story from a battle. He was asking about one of the moments his friend was the most vulnerable. He simply didn't know why he considered not asking at all. Given how important star watching was for Salted Caramel. 
The knight didn't answer him for what felt like a few minutes. Silverbell almost came to the conclusion that he simply wouldn’t be given a reply. A bit disappointing, but understandable. Not everyone would want to speak of moments when they almost died. Such moments were often recurring nightmares for many. And yet Salted Caramel spoke up.
“I think it was… at the beginning of Grand Cross’ corruption? Or in the middle of it… I can't say… I just know they were different… but not that different.”
It often took Silverbell a few short seconds to figure out when Salted Caramel was speaking about the original beast cookies. As he often tended to use their former titles. Be it from respect or out of habit. Although, one could argue that Silent Salt could still be called ‘Grand Cross’. As it was not a title given because of their previous virtue, but because of how hierarchy in chivalry worked. And Silent Salt was of course at the very top of it.
“We were sent out to fight off the Giant Gravel Jelly Worms… They were a threat to one of the cities I think… and normally it would not be a problem, even if they were fully grown but uh… two or three are… let's say manageable.” He paused for a moment. “Six of them are a rather big issue.”
“How did those worms look?”
Silverbell could see a grimace on Salted Caramel's face. His body wincing for a moment.
“... maybe as big redwood trees? Maybe a tad smaller?”
Silverbell just stared at him blankly. Trying to convey without words how little it narrowed it down. These trees grew fast and tall. They could grow up to over one hundred meters with enough time. He doubted that Giant Gravel Jelly Worms could get that big. Although, maybe they could. Maybe they could and Silverbell was underestimating it. 
“Listen, they were just enormous, okay? Bigger than I had thought possible back then,” knight said in his own defense. A tiny note of frustration in his voice.
“Regardless…” he continued. “They had a body covered with strong scales, and a bunch of sharp spikes on each segment of their bodies. They could spin them. I think it normally helped them move around while digging in the ground? But at the surface it was as lethal as a newly sharpened sword. A sword made out of a very strong mix of metals.”
A pause again. A longer one. This one lasted maybe two minutes. Maybe a bit longer. Salted Caramel put a hand on his stomach. Soon however he tensed up again. Making a fist, trying to grasp something. As if he could dig into his own body and just rip his insides out.
Silverbell was about to tell him that he didn't have to continue. Because it clearly made him relive some absolutely nasty memories. The story wasn't worth it if it was putting him through such things. But before he could even say anything, Salted Caramel continued:
“With six of such monsters the battle lasted long until it was well into the night.” Silverbell could hear Salted Caramel rush a bit. Trying to get to the main point faster. “I got cut by one of the spikes. It dug deep. From my stomach almost up to my chest. A miracle it didn’t slice me in half.”
Silverbell couldn't help but hiss at description. He felt a knot in his stomach. He couldn’t imagine how much pain it must have been. Such a big injury. If one had looked down they would have seen their own organs… a very gruesome image, even more that it had happened. 
And yet Salted Caramel seemed to relax a tad bit. Faerie assumed that the worst part of the story was behind them now. The moment of when the wound had been inflicted. 
“After that I fell to the ground because I couldn't stand anymore, of course. I was bleeding out so much, I was terrified I would die.” The knight let out a dry chuckle. Finding the past a bit ironic given his current situation. “After… a rather big blood loss I didn't have energy to panic anymore. And then I realized that I was looking at the stars.”
Salted Caramel finally relaxed the fingers in his hand. Lying it again flat against his abdomen.
“And then I thought to myself… that it wasn’t the worst way to die. Despite the chaos happening around, despite it hurting so much… it would be a good death. To die in a battle with honor, able to look at the stars last time…”
There was new calmness to his voice now. A strange sense of melancholy mixed with hopefulness. It fitted him. It fitted him a lot.
“That's the main reason why stargazing is important to me.” Salted Caramel admitted. “It gives me solace. Especially now…”
“... why so?”
“... because I'm stuck here. We are stuck here. In probably the worst Era possible. But we did the best we could. We're trying our best still… and we still might just end up bloodied anyway… just one more corpse of another tired soldier…”
A pause. A deep breath in and out. To calm down. To gather thoughts. 
“But… There are things that are beautiful nonetheless. Things that were here before everything and will continue to be after… and we can enjoy them… even as we are dying there are things we can enjoy. Things that cannot be destroyed because it's just… impossible. I mean…”
Salted Caramel sat up. The metal plates of his armor quietly creaked due to sudden movement. He was now sitting on the grass with his legs crossed. 
“There are some things that just… can't be gone, right? I mean… Witches, I… give me a moment, I've lost my own point…”
Silverbell sat up too. Out of the corner of his eye he watched how Salted Caramel looked at the ground. Trying to get his thoughts back together. 
The archer hugged his legs and rested his head on his knees. He no longer observed the stars but his friend. 
He couldn’t see his face at the moment. He was partially covering it with his left hand. He used his right hand to play with his own long hair. Trying to regain focus and put his thoughts back together. Frustration he felt at himself was almost radiating. 
Silverbell only let out a soft sigh, his wings flexing a bit. It seemed that Salted Caramel hit his limit for tonight or even for this week.
The faerie loved talking with the knight. But Silent Legion had its name for a reason. Of course, the main reason was the fact it was one of if not the deadliest army recorded. Often winning battles before even a scream of their victims could arise. Ever the quiet death armored and armed, never leaving a sound. 
Another reason could be also because the very members themselves were apparently a quiet bunch. Salted Caramel included. He could easily remember how first their talks had been very one sided. Where it was mostly Silverbell talking at Salted Caramel than to him. Only the more time they'd spend the knight decided to start talking too. Still, he mostly spoke short sentences.
Therefore whenever Salted Caramel would tell a story, Silverbell would consider it a treat. Because even if it would take a while, it was nice to hear him talk. To hear him recall various battles or even just mundane situations that he remembered. Oftentimes speaking fondly of memories that could be sometimes very painful ones.
Because even now, when Salted Caramel had tensed up and grimaced various times while recalling the fight against the Giant Gravel Jelly Worms, he still finished it on a somewhat happy note. Despite the memory being mostly about a brutal battle and almost dying, it ended with him finding solace in that moment – regardless of what an outcome could have been. Peace even when the world around was dying, disappearing. 
“I think I know what you mean,” Silverbell said as he leaned onto Salted Caramel. 
The knight tensed up for just a moment. A short second of uncertainty before relaxing again. He shifted just a bit, to allow Silverbell for a more comfortable position. Despite being cold, Salted Caramel’s presence was a calming one.
And so they both continued to watch the stars. The eternal painting never to be erased or destroyed. Shining endlessly throughout all the years that had passed, and would continue to shine when the world was falling apart at the seams.
And regardless of the outcome. Regardless if there would be peace or wars, regardless if there would be thousands of cookies or if they all turned into nothingness or simple flour… stars would remain. For they were here before it all started, and would still be after everything ended.
It was strangely comforting. That even if everything was destroyed, there would be something that remained.
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So just to answer some things:
Why didn't Salted Caramel die if he was shot in the neck?
Salted Caramel is undead. He isn't revived. Think a spirit possessing its own corpse. He can be killed, but that would require either decapetion, or purification if you want to get rid off his soul (doesn't need to be Saint purification, Wind Archer would also do the job). That's also a reason why he is described as cold! He's cold because his body doesn't really need to maintain a body heat anymore! Ain't that convinient.
Why didn't they start fighting when Silverbell had first shot Salted Caramel?
If I shot someone in the neck, and they just stared at me confused, I would personally die right where I stood out of pure horror. Silverbell is braver and was just paralyzed by fear. Salted Caramel? He'd rather avoid fighting when he can, after all he was just going through the forest to go honor the fallen soldiers. So when he got shot he thought he must have tresspassed accidentaly, and felt awkward.
Are they meant to be platonic or romantic in this? (My own friend asked me this)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Honestly interpret them however you want, both interpretations are cool
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starrycassi · 1 month ago
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Invisible comics spoilers ahead 🙂‍↕️ also this will probably be easier to get if you read my mark gayson is an alien overlord jr au summary
Trying to write Maskless Mark is so difficult because. How cocky can I go with him. Yeah he looks somewhat polite with his lil floating stance, but (and here's a sidenote: I really do think there's some other good Marks out there. They just weren't recruited by Levy for this specific task because they'd most likely refuse. My running theory is that our mark was the first "good" mark they visited, all the other ones were sure to agree, so they were the "starter buffer", if you will) most of the other Alt Marks were pretty... Uh, egocentric, for lack of a better term.
And we also have Terra, who's a bit of a teenage craze (another sidenote: someone imagine that one panel of "I'm the emperor of our people! You're my daughter! You need to set a better example for our empire! That boy was beneath you!" "And beside me and on top of me and behind me!" But with Nolan and Mark talking about William.) and Oliver, who's also a force of nature and clearly down to know kill in 0.5 minutes. Marky is a bit of an outlier in terms of viltrumite temper, but even then, he was ALSO a whole disaster as a child. So. How feral can I make Mark while keeping him somewhat attached to humanity while making sure it's not feral enough for William to get scared off while supporting his dad in mass murder (even if he is effectively gaslit into thinking that they're "saving" earth) while still having him be obedient enough of Debbie.
Addition that I forgot: In the one universe where we do actually see Mark and Nolan work together, we have that one mark who paralyzed his Eve. Which, uh, sure buddy. Let's just file that idea away-
Looking at the screen and deciding how many cliches can I get away with before this thing implodes on me. Childhood (start of highschool? So, young-teens?) friends to lovers? Royalty x some guy?? "I love you so much. I'd kill for you" "Finish this fucking essay for me then" "I don't love you THAT much"???
THERE'S ALSO the fact that show William is very flirty and open so, would they even bother with subtlety when they grow a bit more? 17-ish? Because I don't think OUR Mark is too pda-prone, but would this mark be?? Would they be that bloody annoying couple in highschool making out on AP math on a Tuesday at 8 am?? (I THINK Maskless Mark is too polite for that, but then again, maybe the version we got of him is just him post-grief of William's possible death. MAYBE NOT)
I also don't think Mark would be the type to hide his queerness — aside from knowing that he can EASILY 1v10 anyone in his social circle who could possibly get violent about being homophobic (mostly classmates/neighbors because I know Debbie is that one mom ironing the bi flag meme) he would just think that it's appropriate to be upfront so people know he's taken.
I THINK Debbie would somehow realize that with even Cecil gone (#RestInPiss) there is no proper way out of this. She also gets the "This is just hero work. Haha" monologue but never fully believes it, however, for the sake of doing her best to make sure at least Mark is a bit more, eh, human, she insists in that he should see himself as a diplomat (prince-ish, but never actually calls him that. She is NOT doing so many favors to his ego) and not only a warrior, going as far as convincing Nolan to get him in training with professionals like private oratory tutors and such, which would explain away his perceived politeness/manners and why, even after a fight, he can keep himself looking somewhat decent. So this Mark is a bit more chivalrous and prudish as a child. At least in public. He IS demolishing two pizzas in pajama pants and an old hoody while playing Mario kart and ignoring homework with William in private.
But. Would that William agree. Show William would probably jump at the opportunity to make everyone know that he's dating The Hottest Guy in the vicinity (even if Mark is still a bit bland. William MIGHT be biased) but I don't really like how they handle his romantic relationships on the show (another sidenote: kinda wish they were deeper with how him and Rick interact. A lot of his comments with/about Rick are very fixated on the sexual part of the relationship ((understandable, Rick DOES have a nice ass)) and that makes it feel sometimes superficial. I do like that there's no coming out trope but I also wish he was a bit more, uh, idk, openly romantic? I mean, Rick gets brainwashed and the bond they have is trying enough to bring him back for that! #letrickwillbedomesticinss4. Then again he IS a college boy so hopefully we'll get more kind (for lack of a better word??) moments between Rickwill in the upcoming seasons. I also hope he gets to be Terra's gay uncle for a lil while instead of slowly disappearing as the seasons go by.)
I think it would be fun to have Mark hide the relationship (not technically even a relationship. They're just... Very Good Best Friends) for fear that someone stronger than him would try and attack William (he is NOT stupid enough to think that the rest of superpowered people in this world are weaker than him. Yet) and William do it because he's still coming to terms with being gay. And with the possibility of dating what is basically Alien Caligula Jr.
Is William an enabler. I want to say yes but idk if that would fit. Then again, I could just write both of these characters suddenly growing tails and fins and no one could stop me. BUT I like my aus to be somewhat cohesive. For the plot.
Also: I am so not killing William off. This is gonna be Maskless Mark who never lost his William and therefore never went totally evil. I've created an AU of the AU. Sadness chases me like a hawk but I am faster than it's talons. IF I decide to write angst, it would be non canon to the au (in a way everything is canon but ykwm).
Because because because IMAGINE the possibility of ruler HUSBANDS. Mark coming home after a particularly bad fight while William hovers over him and patches him up (another sidenote: William still went to college and got his degree. Emperor consort ((??)) is NOT a career, Mark), scolding him for being so reckless while Mark just stares at the ceiling knowing damn well that William doesn't mean it at all.
"Oh but Nolan would-" he's letting his son play dollhouse for less than a century while he does the same with Debbie. This an AU which means I can ALSO make him a bit of a softer dad. Both Mark and himself are gaslighting themselves into believing that all this diplomatic preparation is necessary (is not) for earth to be ready for viltrumite takeover so they can use it as an "incubator planet". It's all a game of smoke mirrors and the only ones winning are the in-universe parasocially attached fans of Willmark who get nosebleeds every time a video of them just talking leaks.
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sillysoliloquyshits · 1 month ago
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After Ne Zha 2 blew up the world and mostly blew up in China first, and with me also having rednote/xiaohongshu I've realised these things:
1. I was so scared I would be the only one to sense something between Ne Zha and Ao Bing and by God so many China people ship them and there's tons of fanart there 😭😭 while china is huge and of course there will be lots of gays there too but damn man it didn't sink in until I saw so many fanarts and cosplays
2. Some people also shipped them since the first movie, with one the artists having drawn a kind of fancomic of both of them based off only the first movie, and yeah lots of fancomics are also drawn in China apparently
3. Cosplaying is a huge thing with some going out on the streets with character makeup and features but wearing casual clothes, and some cosplayers so hardcore they would spend 20 hours getting exquisite long Ao Run claw nails and a few taking actual underwater pictures and videos of Ne Zha and Ao Bing like the dedication is next level-
4. Most mind-blowing is that a lot of people in china love the movie so much I think the average rewatches for them are like 4 or 5 times, with some Malaysian Chinese saying they watched the movie six times in nine days and a few commenters saying they watched the movie a total of 11 or even 18 times like 🔥🔥😳😳 I think mostly because a lot of people try different exclusive cinemas like not just IMAX but also those called cinity iirc in their country, so spending lots of money for more high-end projection and colour is very worth it but how China people are so rich they can afford to watch the movie five times- 😭😭😭😩😩😩
5. They have their own strict rules of shipping and also their own meme stickers in their posts and even if they may voice out to say 'naw man they're both 3 years old I can't', so far I haven't seen anything like a ship war so thank God it's not so violent on rednote's end to the point of death threats, and a few have talked it out on the comments to say it's okay to ship or not ship since it's very open in interpretation so yay quite a healthy fandom so far as far as I've observed
But it's through having rednote and being involved in a mostly-china side of fandom, that I realised I had a few subconscious preconceived notions on how China engages in fandom activities, since it's not until something this big did I realise that of course there are gays and cosplayers in China and they all go big. Not all of them are just muggers in studying and working and all about hard work and submission. Because China people obviously have a life and will have their own ways of expressing their passions, and they're not that different from us anyway in some or most ways. Lots of people, especially young people in China, are all just as passionate and rebellious and artistic as us, which obviously explains why the movie resonates so much to them as it does to us.
But tldr: I'm very happy to get to know the fun and fandom side of China through the monumental success of Ne Zha and realise that fandom is a universal thing for us to learn about the cultures of one another, and it's beautiful. Hope more of these awesome successes and cross-cultural exchanges will become more of a norm in the future so we can all have a fun time together.
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fidgetflux · 1 year ago
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ok so i'm remaking this bc traction on the original post is like...dead (mostly probably bc there's a ton of notes on it) but i got hit w/ a bunch of bills and i'm back to square one with my funds and unfortunately I haven't figured out a way to survive without food + i still live in the middle of nowhere and can't drive so uber is the only way for me to get to job interviews/shifts when I have a job so uhhhh yeah. anything helps, meme for attention i guess idk i am at my limit
P*YP*L / V*NM0 / C*SH*PP
raised: $0 / $200
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