#but who's to say

[blackthornwren]

Whenever I got sick as a kid, I was given what was known as my grandfather's "homemade cold medicine".

...Thinking back on it now, I'm pretty sure it was just a straight shot of whiskey.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Sometimes I think too hard about Noh-Varr and Kate and I just go. Hmm. Our girl's a monsterfucker

[sherdnerd]

The Messiah to my Dune

[lovevalley45]

tell me why when they cut to young athena watching smth on TV abt boats my ass thought it was gonna be the love boat... i don't even think i'm historically accurate on that one

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

im very sleepy tired, but im currently trying to think of ways to afford concept art schooling if i get a promotion at work. There's a possibilty i could get it, but it's between me and another person i work with so it's not guaranteed. Would fucking love it if i could afford it tho that would be amazing

[burnyourtrains]

In the end it's just you and that character that has very obvious but undiagnosed autism

[noodleblade]

if the decepticons are having their meeting at the rainforest cafe, where are the autobots?

Chuck E. Cheese

[joey-the-boy]

other places have laws to protect children???????

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[thattripleabattery]

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."