#but what if your daughter can’t produce children with this man???

[thebluestbluewords]

I’ve had the stupidest omegaverse idea and it’s bringing me so much joy to write fictional inheritance law as it applies to the extended Cinderella family in my incredibly silly omegaverse universe. It’s also providing the precedent that I needed to establish in order to make some of my convoluted political marriage ideas work, so I am feeling very accomplished in my daydream universe today

[the-girl-wh0-cries-w0lf]

Chocolate Princess ♡

Willy Wonka x reader

Description - Y/n Ficklegruber can't help but become enamoured with the spectacularly peculiar man stood in the middle of the galleria.

Word count - 1.6k

warnings - fluff ♡

a/n: Watched Wonka today with my sister and my little cousins and honestly have never smiled so much during a film. Every bit of it was just pure wondourous imagination. And Timothee as Wonka was just too scrumptious! Who couldn't love him!

Masterlist

PART TWO

--♡--

I began everyday as I always did. Being ungraciously tumbled out of my pink satin sheets, poked and prodded by our various servants, squeezed into the most painstakingly prissy pink gingham dress (with a matching bow for extra faff), and hauled into my fathers car to join him on his way to work.

You see, I am the sole child of famed chocolatier Felix Ficklegruber. Since I had completed my mandatory years of studies, my days consisted of lounging about my fathers office in complete boredom. My mind practically weakened with the mundane repetitiveness of it all, and I knew it would surely combust if it was not stimulated soon. For 2 years now, I had been begging my father to allow me to study at the prestigious university at the edge of town. But each plea had been met with a scoff, an eyebrow raise and sharp “no”. Even the library was off limits.

I paced around his office, deliberately scuffing my mary janes against the carpet. I smirked at how each scrape made his face tick as if it was being flicked.

“Would you cease that infernal racket. I am trying to work, precious girl.”

“What work? All you do is sit up here eating your own chocolate.” I slumped down onto the disgustingly green couch.

“Please darling, you are giving me a headache, I must ring for my 8am mocha.” He picked up the telephone, clasping his fingers to his eyes.

I drummed my fingers against my dress and clicked my heels together. “You know,” I trailed off. “I wouldn’t be here to bother you at all if…I was at the library.”

The phone was slammed back onto the receiver which made me flinch. He rose from the desk and stalked his way towards me.

“No daughter of mine will be caught in some stuffy book prison-”

“That’s not entirely correct..”

“--That are refuge for the ugly, the untalented and the p–” He dry heaved. I winced at the possibility of another spew. “The p-” I lunged for a bowl as he spluttered.

“I know what you are going to say so maybe we should avoid any bodily functions.” I picked up his monogrammed hanky and wet it from my glass of water. I dabbed the cool liquid against his mouth. His eyes softened at my action and his hand softly clasped around my wrist.

“Sweetheart, you live in complete luxury. Have treasures other children couldn’t even dream of. Why can’t you just stay.” My gaze fell. His hands held my shoulders to turn me around and led me towards the towering window which overlooked the galleria. “Besides, one day you will inherit my pride and joy, my fortune, the very thing that ignites my soul, my–”

“Who’s that?” I interrupted, and pointed my finger to a beautifully disheveled man who had risen atop his suitcase in order to address the crowd. I quirked a smile and took in the strange man, who was truly more a boy, and his frightfully exciting appearance.

The thickness of the window meant I couldn’t hear what the boy was saying but his movements and expressions delighted me to no end. I giggled as he began to flap, mimicking a butterfly. I gasped as he produced from his shallow hat, a large jar of what appeared to be chocolate eggs. But once he took the top off, I shrieked in delight, as each little egg floated up as if carried by wings.

I felt my father stiffen before he shoved me away from the window.

“Now, now sweetheart. Do not bother looking at this man any longer. Clearly another hopeful vagrant but do not worry.” He lifted my chin with his pinky. “We shall deal with him right now.”

I rolled my eyes, knowing exactly who was ‘we’.

--♡--

Once the three had left their respective stores, I snuck out of our own and managed to squeeze my way through the crowd so I was left behind my father and my, and I regret to say it, godfathers.

They each took a bite of the treats offered by the mysterious man who beamed at them with awe filled eyes.

Even from my limited view I could see the flickers of enjoyment cross each of their eyes as they questioned the different ingredients. But my gazing was caught by the top hatted man. His smile grew even brighter as our eyes met. I felt unsure in the presence of a man such as him and all my normal instincts failed. So I settled on a little wave. He offered a small wave back.

“--100%, the absolute WORST!”

The man jumped out of his skin in glee, mishearing Slugworth because of his focus on me.

“Did you hear that ladies and gentlemen, an endorsement by–wait did you say the worst?”

Anger bubbling in my blood, I finally made my presence known.

“You lie, Arthur. I saw your face! You haven’t enjoyed a treat that much since daddy figured out how to make marshmallow flavored chocolate milk.”

There were murmurs amongst the three in agreement and fond memory of that chocolate milk. But they snapped back and I was held firmly by my father who apologized to Slugworth for my rude behavior. A cane was held down on the hand that gripped me. I looked up and met the sweet face of its owner.

“I am terribly sorry.” With a practiced flick I was released. I looped my hand around my saviours available arm. He led me backwards in comical cautiousness. “But I don’t think she’d like to be held for what comes next.”

Suddenly, the three men began to lift into the air.

“The hoverbugs from mumbai! They love chocolate! You must have put their eggs in the treat!” I exclaimed excitedly, whilst watching the hilarious display.

“Exactly.” In my glee, I hadn’t noticed the adoring look which the chocolatier had fixed on the side of my head.

The fun was interrupted by the chief of police. I rolled my eyes. Slugworth must have phoned.

“Now Ms Ficklegruber if you’d kindly step away from the criminal.” The chief of police gestured and I was led away as they interrogated the man whose name I still didn’t know. I looked on sadly as he was forced to give up his earnings. I shoved off the policemen’s arms, I made my way back over to the man whose face was as solemn as how happy it had been just minutes before. The excitement around the galleria had dimmed as various floating consumers were returned to gravity.

“I am really sorry.” I gestured to the measly sovereign he was left with.

“Don’t be. It was a law and I broke it. These fine men were merely doing their job. But a new day shall bring new promise.” He soldiered on with a smile and once again patted his hat back upon his head. “At least I can make rent.” He flicked the sovereign up and caught it once again.

“Where are you staying?”

“Scrubbits.”

My face fell in sympathy. “You didn’t read the fine print?” I pitied the poor man and what was about to befall him. Scrubbits contract was a common warning amongst residents but as I truly took in the whimsical nature which surrounded this man, I knew he wasn't from here. And that made me smile. This place could use something new.

He sheepishly scratched the back of his head and lowered his eyeline.

“You can’t read?” I questioned but my tone couldn't help but soften.

“I always thought my mama would teach me, but eventually my pursuits became solely chocolate.” I reached out and grasped his arm. Stroking the velvet beneath my fingertips.

Before I even knew what they were, the words left my mouth. “I could teach you.”

He was surprised. “You would? But why?”

“You’re interesting.” I peered back to the shop which loomed behind me. “I need that.”

“Forgive me, I have not even introduced myself.” He took off his hat and leaned into a deep bow. “My name is Willy Wonka.”

I giggled but responded with a curtsy of my own. “Y/n Ficklegruber.”

At the mention of my last name he looked towards the ceiling where my father still hung, gesturing feebly. “Wow. You really have chocolate in your blood. No wonder you’re so sweet.” Both our eyes widened when we realized what he said. A blush spread across my heated cheeks and meeting Willy’s eyes suddenly became impossible.

“Y/N GET AWAY FROM THAT CANDY GRABBING SCOUNDREL!” My fathers voice beat down from the ceiling where he had been watching my entire interaction with Wonka.

“Meet me at the fountain, tonight, 10pm sharp. Daddy will be in a sugar crash by then. It’ll be easy to sneak out.”

Before I could rush off to avoid my father once his feet returned to earth, Willy halted my movements and placed his empty palm out in front of me.

“Before you go, I want to give you something. You shouldn’t have anything I make in bulk. You deserve something a little more…” He placed a cloth over his palm and ripped it off revealing a deep red chocolate heart decorated with tiny flakes of gold. “Bespoke.”

I placed the treat in my mouth and audibly moaned at the taste. This man was a true genius. My father is going to be so mad. I could jump for joy.

“Till tonight, Mr Wonka.”

“Please, call me Willy.” I leaned up and delicately kissed his cheek in a way of goodbye.

--♡--

That night after discovering the true horror of what being a “guest” of Scrubbits included, Willy begged and pleaded with his newest friend, Noodle, to help him sneak out for the night because, in his words, he’d seen…

“The most beautiful girl to ever exist and if I don’t get to see her again tonight, my heart might just burst out of my chest!”

--♡--

[kckt88]

Take My Breath Away I

Summary:

The Dance of the Dragons is over and the Greens have emerged victorious.

A broken King sits the Iron Throne and in order to secure the succession, the last living daughter of Rhaenyra Targaryen is summoned to the Red Keep to do her duty to the realm and provide the King with an heir by marrying her Uncle Aemond Targaryen.

Vaeryna answers the summons and willingly marries the man responsible for the deaths of her brother and father, but what are her motives for doing so and what other secrets is Vaeryna hiding?

Warning(s): Swearing, Angst, Mentions of Death.

Word Count: 3117

GREENS WIN - SLOW BURN - ENEMIES TO LOVERS.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon or Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them. I do not own any of the images used.

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"With the King no longer able to sire children, an heir must be provided by other means."

"-And what means are those, Lord Westerling?" asked Aemond narrowing his eye.

"Vaeryna Targaryen"

"The girl is a bastard" sneered Manfryd Mooton.

“A bastard she may be, but she is the only living child of Rhaenyra and Daemon, her Valyrian blood is valuable” said Alicent firmly.

“If she were to marry Aemond and grant him a son, the boy could be named heir to the Iron Throne, we could also betroth him to Jaehaera, and secure the succession of the one true King” said Larys.

“There have also been rumours that Rhaenyra’s last act was to betroth her daughter, to Cregan Stark. We cannot allow that marriage to take place. There are still remnants that are loyal to Rhaenyra, we cannot have them and the entire North conspiring to put Vaeryna on the Iron Throne. The seven kingdoms cannot survive another war” exclaimed Alicent as she picked at her fingers.

“Where is the Princess now?” asked Aegon, grimacing in pain as he shifted in his chair.

“In the Vale with her Cannibal” replied Larys.

“Bit odd isn’t it. That Rhaenyra’s biggest asset in the war was sent away to the Vale”.

“Mayhaps, she thought to keep the girl safe” said Alicent.

Aegon sat silent at the head of the table, it was true that he could no longer sire babes and his only surviving child was his daughter Jaehaera.

He was the King, and he was without an heir.

Whilst indeed there were people who called him King, there were still those that called him usurper.

His claim to the Iron Throne was on shaky ground, and with no male heir, he was at risk.

If Vaeryna was their only salvation, then so be it. Bastard or not.

“Send a raven to the Vale, inform the Princess of her betrothal to my brother Prince Aemond and that her King commands her to come to Kings Landing by weeks end” ordered Aegon.

“Is he actually serious?” raged Jeyne.

“Is who serious?” asked Cregan furrowing his brow.

“That usurper cunt that sit’s on the Iron Throne, he has summoned Vaeryna to Kings Landing” retorted Jeyne angrily.

“For what purpose?”

“He has betrothed Vaeryna to the kinslayer” snarled Jeyne.

“Has he lost his wits?” said Cregan aghast.

“The rumours of the Kings inability to sire more children has proven true, his only remaining child is a girl. Obviously, he cannot name her heir lest he be labelled a hypocrite. So, his only option is to have his brother marry and produce a son that will be named heir” replied Vaeryna.

“He summons you to Kings Landing to be a broodmare for the kinslayer?”

“It’s an outrage. It’s a scandal” snarled Jeyne as she quickly downed a cup of wine.

“They know their grip on the throne hangs by a thread, I am the eldest daughter of Rhaenyra Targaryen, they can’t risk me marrying elsewhere, lest my lord husband develop the idea of putting me on the throne” replied Vaeryna.

“Which is exactly where you should be. Your mother was the rightful Queen, you are her heir. It should be you sitting on the Iron Throne” stated Cregan, his hand grasping the hilt of his sword so hard his knuckles turned white.

“Maybe in another life, but this is the one we currently live. I cannot ignore a summons from the King” muttered Vaeryna.

“Your not actually considering this?” gasped Jeyne.

“What other choice do I have? I can’t exactly ignore it. Sooner or later, they will come for me, I do not wish for either of you to suffer for my ignorance and I cannot risk them discovering that-“

“-I understand your reason Princess but to marry the kinslayer, to lay with him and birth his children, it is too great a sacrifice,” said Jeyne.

“You above all know what I promised my mother, and If marrying a kinslayer is the only way, then I will do what I must” replied Vaeryna firmly.

“Surely there has to be another way” exclaimed Jeyne.

“Princess-“ muttered Cregan sadly.

“I know that I have no right to ask this, but please Cregan would you-” exclaimed Vaeryna.

“-I swore an oath to your mother, and now that oath extends to you” replied Cregan.

“Both of you have my eternal gratitude. I cannot thank you enough for what you have done for me and-” said Vaeryna sadly.

“-We but do our duty to you sweet Princess. If ever you have need of us. All you need to do is ask” said Jeyne softly.

Vaeryna stared at her Cannibal and took a deep breath, the time had come for her to bid farewell to the peace and serenity of the Vale and travel to Kings Landing.

Cregan had already left the Vale earlier in that morning, wanting to get back Winterfell as quick as possible. Their farewell had been bittersweet. Whilst her mother had expressed a desire to see her married to the Lord of Winterfell, nothing official had been declared, not that it mattered anyway as no doubt the King wouldn’t have given his blessing.

Vaeryna was sure she would have been happy married to Cregan, but she wasn’t so sure that her Cannibal would enjoy the snow.

So with a heavy heart, Vaeryna bid farewell to the Lord of Winterfell and pressed a gentle kiss to the forehead of the small hooded figure hidden in Cregan's fur lined cloak.

Saying goodbye to Jeyne was hard. Vaeryna had been sent to the Vale at the start of the war and Jeyne had provided much comfort when all the only news they received was that of death and destruction.

After giving Jeyne one last hug, Vaeryna climbed on the back of her Cannibal and took to the skies, heading away from the Vale towards Kings Landing.

One she was air borne, Vaeryna couldn’t help but think about Aemond. From the sweet shy boy, he was, to the kinslayer he became.

News would often reach the Vale of Aemond’s exploits at Harrenhal and his burning of the Riverlands and Vaeryna would despair as countless innocents had lost their lives to Vhagar’s flames. But for his crimes Aemond suffered, as his witch whore was captured and executed by Sabitha Fey after she had seized control of Harrenhal.

Aemond didn’t have much time to grieve for his fallen witch as he faced her father in a dragon battle above the gods eye not long after and when he emerged triumphant, he had returned to Kings Landing to revel in his victory.

A few hours later, Kings Landing appeared on the horizon and Vaeryna couldn’t help but feel a little apprehensive. Of course, she was expected to marry Aemond and birth his babes, but how would she be treated outside of their need for her.

She would be hidden and patient, she was the daughter of the Rogue Prince, she was blood of the dragon and she had made a promise to her mother, and by the gods of old Valyria she would see it kept.

If she was blessed with a son, he would be named heir, her blood would one day sit the Iron Throne, her mothers blood, her father’s blood. All was not lost.

Once Vaeryna arrived in Kings Landing, she had Cannibal circle the Red Keep a couple of times before he landed with a colossal thud on the stone walls that surrounded the castle. Announcing his arrival with a thunderous roar, Cannibal manoeuvred himself off the wall and lowered himself to the ground.

After taking a moment to gather her bags that were attached to Cannibal, Vaeryna elegantly moved off Cannibals back and descended down the wing that he’d pressed against the ground.

Cannibal lingered by her side for a moment, observing the two guards that had appeared at the entrance to the castle. His low rumbling growls echoing around the courtyard.

“It’s ok my sweet” urged Vaeryna as she ran her hand along Cannibals scaly neck.

Cannibal who was still hesitant to leave her side, bared his teeth as the guards moved closer.

“I’m fine, they are merely escorts. Go hunt and find a place to rest. I will see you soon” said Vaeryna as she pressed a quick kiss to Cannibal’s snout.

Cannibal trilled as he nudged her gently, lingering at her side for a few moments longer before he opened his large wings and took off from the ground with a huge gust of wind.

Vaeryna held her satchel close as the guards slowly approached her.

“Princess Vaeryna. Welcome to Kings Landing. Allow us to escort you to the King”.

“Thank you” replied Vaeryna.

Vaeryna silently followed the guards as they walked through the Red Keep. Ignoring the curious looks of the maids and servants as she went passed.

Eventually the guards came to a stop in front of a large ornate wooden door. The Throne Room.

The great doors opened and Vaeryna steeled herself for what she was about to face.

“Princess Vaeryna, of house Targaryen”

After she was announced Vaeryna walked into the Throne Room, her fingers clutching her satchel tightly.

Ignoring the whispers of those loyal to the King as she passed.

What a sight she must have made, dressed in her riding leathers, her long silver hair twisted into many elaborate braids that Visenya herself once favoured. Her red and black sash that represented her house and her dragon draped over her shoulder, the silver dragon chain that crossed from her shoulder to her waist twinkling in the light with every step she took.

“Welcome to Kings Landing Princess, I trust that you agree to the terms that were presented too you?” asked Aegon.

“Yes, Your Grace”.

“Very well, you shall wed my brother Prince Aemond within a month, I suggest you both use that time to get to know one another” said Aegon.

“As you wish” replied Vaeryna as she stared at the King, he looked so small sitting upon the Iron Throne, the blades of Aegon the conquerors fallen enemies looked like a twisted and gnarled hand that had sunk it’s claws into the usurper’s back and wouldn’t let go.

“Temporary chambers have been assigned to you for now, but I think it’s for the best that once you and my brother are wed, that you share chambers. To increase the chances of producing children of course” said Aegon firmly, ignoring his mother who tutted.

“Yes, Your Grace” muttered Vaeryna.

“I will also assign Ser Arryk to be your personal guard” spoke Aegon.

Vaeryna look at Ser Arryk who gave her a courteous nod before he resumed his post at the foot of the Iron Throne.

“I will expect your attendance at dinner every night” ordered Aegon.

“Yes, Your Grace” replied Vaeryna. She figured it was for the best that she keeps her answers short and polite.

No matter what she thought of his crowning or who was the rightful heir, which was her mother, it wouldn’t do well to anger the King.

“Is there anything you wish to request in return for your acceptance of my terms?” asked Aegon curiously.

“Only that I be allowed to see my Cannibal as often as I desire” replied Vaeryna.

“You could ask your King for anything, yet that is your only request?” inquired Aegon.

“Yes, Your Grace. I don’t require anything else” muttered Vaeryna, making the mistake of looking at Aemond who seemed to be eyeing her intently.

His arms folded behind his back, his posture rigid and firm. But it was the glint of silver at his hip that suddenly caught her attention.

Dark Sister, her father’s Valyrian steel sword.

Aemond followed her gaze and he smiled, wrapping his hand around the pommel of the sword.

Vaeryna’s lip curled in disgust, her hands clenched the material of her satchel so tight it began to rip.

It was only Aegon’s voice that broke her out of her anger induced haze.

“Very well. I grant your request. You may see your dragon whenever you wish”.

“Gratitude Your Grace” replied Vaeryna bowing slightly.

“I will have Ser Arryk escort you to your chambers so that you may bathe and get settled, I will see you at dinner” said Aegon firmly.

After she had changed out of her riding leathers and bathed. Vaeryna decided to pass the time by making sure her things were unpacked and placed exactly where she wanted them. Not like she brought many of her things with her anyway.

A few dresses, and books and her most prized possessions that she kept in a small, locked box; a seahorse pendant that Luke had given her just before he died, her mother’s Valyrian steel necklace, one of her father’s rings, a few scraps of parchment that Aegon and Viserys had drawn on, some dried flower petals and letters from Jace.

Vaeryna unfurled one of the letters and smiled as she read Jace’s messy looping swirls.

‘Issa gevie zaldrīzes’ (My beautiful dragon).

Jace wasn’t as proficient in high Valyrian as she was. He kept putting it off, until he gave in and ended up learning with Maester Gerardys.  

When her mother had married her father, after the incident on Driftmark. Daemon had insisted on teaching her himself.

It was his way of making up for not being there for her when she was born. By that time, he was living in Pentos and married to the Lady Laena.

Her father wasn’t a bad man, not really. He didn’t want power. He didn’t want the throne as so many others believed. He just wanted to be with family. To be important.

Vaeryna shook her head and continued to read.

‘ēva istan hēnkirī arlī’ (Until were together again).

A solitary tear slipped down Vaeryna’s cheek as she read the rest of Jace’s letter.

She would never admit it out loud. But deep in the depths of her mind, she missed him the most.

His deep brown eyes, his cheeky smile, and the way he would always make her laugh.

She even missed that god awful haircut that he’d given himself. He’d sheared off his beautiful dark curly locks just before they’d travelled to Kings Landing to defend Luke’s claim as heir to Driftmark.

Suddenly a knock at the door broke her out of her reverie. It was a maid informing her that dinner was ready.

Vaeryna silently followed the maid down the corridor. The only sound was the slap of her shoes against the stone floor and of course the clanging of Ser Arryk’s armour as he followed.

“Princess Vaeryna. Your Grace” said the maid after she had opened the large wooden door.

Vaeryna took a deep breath and entered the dining room. Sitting at the long table was Aegon, Aemond and Alicent.

The dowager Queen’s loyal dog and former hand of the King Ser Criston lingered in the corner.

“Welcome Princess. Pease come in” said Alicent smiling.

Vaeryna nodded slightly and slowly approached the table, suddenly becoming very aware of everyone staring at her.

“Perhaps an introduction-” suggested Alicent nudging Aemond who rose from his seat, he was much taller up close, his body lean and covered with leather, his features were sharp yet perfect that his face looked like it had been carved by the gods themselves.

His long silver hair tied back, the scar that bisected the left side of his face only added to his allure, his missing eye covered by an eyepatch.

Never had Vaeryna seen a man so handsome, just a shame he was a kinslayer and a loathsome cunt.

“-I have no need to be introduced. I’m well aware of who my uncle Aemond is and what he is” retorted Vaeryna as she took a seat.

Aemond scowled at her before he resumed his seat, glaring at Aegon who scoffed loudly.

“As the King said. Your courtship period with Aemond will last approximately one moon, after that the two of you will marry in the sept under the faith of the seven” said Alicent sternly.

“Of course,” whispered Vaeryna, fidgeting with the hem of her dress.

“You will be expected to be virtuous, chaste and do your duty as a wife and only bear my son’s children”.

Vaeryna of course picked up on Alicent’s thinly veiled dig at her mother, and obviously Alicent was waiting for her response as she stared her pointedly.

“I’m well aware of my duty Your Grace. Despite what you all may think, I have no such desire to sully myself or my husband by birthing bastards” muttered Vaeryna, looking at Aemond who was smirking.

“Pretty words Princess. Surely you can understand my reluctance to believe such things”.

“I honestly don’t care what you believe” shrugged Vaeryna.

“You will show respect to the dowager Queen” snapped Ser Criston.

“I only show respect to those who respect me” replied Vaeryna.

“You have given me no reason to respect you-”.

“-Neither have you” retorted Vaeryna.

“Mayhaps we should start this conversation again?” suggested Alicent.

“You talk about the importance of my virtue and purity, yet it was your own son who was involved with that Riverlands bastard” said Vaeryna.

“He didn’t-“ muttered Alicent glancing at Aemond who lowered his head slightly.

“-Apologise, but there is no point in denying it. Everyone from Storms End to the wall knew of your favourite sons frequent visits to Alys Rivers bed” replied Vaeryna.

“Don’t you-” warned Aemond.

“-Seems as though she had quite the fondness for Targaryen’s, as my father also enjoyed her company during his time at Harrenhal” said Vaeryna smirking.

“That’s not-“ exclaimed Aemond his eye wide.

“-What true? Of course, it is. Surely you didn’t think you were that special. I must admit it’s quite poetic, isn’t it? Given your dislike of ‘strong bastards’. Yet you take one as your bed mate” retorted Vaeryna.

“That’s enough” warned Alicent.

"Boy it must really sting that when you were imprisoned, your precious son was far to busy getting his cock wet to even bother coming home to save you" said Vaeryna smirking.

"I said that's enough" exclaimed Alicent.

“Quite unfortunate that she died. As I dare say she would have given you your own little strong bastard eventually” retorted Vaeryna, looking over at Aegon who was sniggering into his cup of wine.

“You are excused. Return to your chambers. NOW” ordered Alicent as she slammed her hands down on the table.

“Your Grace” muttered Vaeryna bowing slightly to Aegon and then leaving the room with Ser Arryk.

“She should be punished-” snarled Criston.

“-For what? Telling the truth?” asked Aegon.

“Your Grace-“ muttered Alicent.

“-Oh, come on mother. We all know about Aemond’s little slip at Harrenhal, let’s not pretend otherwise” replied Aegon taking a sip of wine.

[nattinatalia]

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claybornharlow Yeah and during the checking in you kept telling her what to do. So not fair.

jackharlow 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mia knows how to play us all.

mamamaggie She really does, she’s your daughter after all.

jackharlow HEEY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

yourusername LMAOO

mamamaggie That you my son, are as slick and sassy as they come, and your daughter is exactly like you.

jackharlow & I take pride on that 🥰🥰

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djdrama It was only a matter of time and that time is now!!!!!!!!! Jack is always a beast when it comes to his craft, working with Y/N made me realize how much they both balance each other out. This joint album is out of this world, never before seen and I can’t wait till you all listen to the finished product, for now, here’s a snippet of two songs…

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jackharlow LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

yourusername I’m shyyyyy but excited 😜

claybornharlow Can we spoil something?

djdrama MORE?????? Sure why not???

jackharlow 👀

claybornharlow I may or may not have produced two tracks in this album.

yourusername These Harlow men are out of this planet 💪🏼 😎

urbanwyatt 🔥 🔥 🔥

yourbestiename Oh man, I’m hyped!!!!!! I know you two are gonna kill it.

cozane 💣 💣 💣

champagnepapi THE HARLOWS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

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jackharlow Nothing could ever top this ❤️

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yourusername 🥺❤️ we love you

urbanwyatt I can vouch for that, nothing beats your family.

cozane not Mia leaving the crust of the bread on the side 😭😭😭

jackharlow She got that from you 🙄

yourusername “uncle avatar says it’s nasty so I don’t like it.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ thanks for that Copey

cozane Anytime 🤣🤣🤣

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yourusername When you see me, know my man is always besides me, and when you see him, know that’s mine 🫀🤞🏼

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jackharlow For life 🤞🏼💜

yourusername & Beyond that 🥰

druski Mark your territory, let them girls know.

yourusername You play too damn much 😭

urbanwyatt My parents

yourbestiename I love this team 💪🏼 get it mama

djdrama 🔥 🔥 🔥

champagnepapi Ok so drop the album already

jackharlow 🔜 💿

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[sixlane]

tricks up sleeves and all that

rosekiller microfic | 1,180 words | magician Barty, single dad Evan

The first thing Evan thought when his daughter told him she wanted a magician at her birthday party was how did I raise a child who enjoys close-up magic? It wouldn’t have been his first choice, probably wouldn’t have even been his last. He would’ve gone with something classier, more elegant, like a tea party or a day at the museum. Something to live up to the extravagance of previous years. Sure, Eleanor is only seven but that doesn’t mean she can’t enjoy the finer things. 

So, in between meetings and phone calls, Evan researched children’s birthday party magicians, and as you’d expect, not much was living up to his standards. After days of sifting through resumes and background checks, he was eventually able to find a well-designed website with good reviews and speak to a representative who promised to send their best.

This is why Evan is so confused when he opens his front door to find a tall, lanky man in ripped jeans and a worn out t-shirt, his look complete with ruffled hair, an eyebrow piercing, and excessive amounts of tattoos. 

“You must have the wrong house,” Evan says. He thinks he should probably close the door but something about this man is intriguing. He wants to look for just a second longer.

The man leans back to check the address beside the door. “You’re Mr. Rosier, right? I’m here for the birthday party. I’m Barty, the magician.” 

Evan raises a brow. “You don’t look like a magician.”

“Were you expecting a full tuxedo? It’s like 95 degrees out.” A tilted grin spreads over his face, showing off a pointy canine. “Here let me show you.” Before Evan can back away, Barty is reaching behind his ear and producing a shiny quarter, flipping it between his fingers confidently. “Ta da.”

“That’s hardly magic,” Evan says, crossing his arms. He better get a full refund if this is the best they had.

“No, you’re right. That’s just the decoy.” He raises his left hand, and between his thumb and pointer finger he holds Evan’s watch, which had previously been secured to his wrist.

Evan’s mouth drops open slightly. He hadn’t even felt it. “That’s not magic either, that is literally stealing.” He snatches the watch back, putting it on.

“It’s the art of misdirection,” Barty explains. “I do a dumb coin trick, and while you’re paying attention to that, I do something more impressive. It’s like, the basis of all magic.”

Evan doesn’t even know what to say. This man has just pickpocketed him on his own front porch and now he wants Evan to let him into his house? 

At the same time Evan is getting ready to slam the door in Barty’s face, Eleanor appears at his hip, smile wider than a mile across her face.

“Is this the magician, Dad?” she asks, tugging at his shirt while she bounces up and down.

“You must be Eleanor,” Barty says, squatting down so they’re at eye level. He’s performing now, Evan can tell. He lights up and his smugness from before is washed away. “Would you like to pick a card?” 

Eleanor nods enthusiastically.

Barty pulls a deck out of his back pocket and starts shuffling. Evan watches the way his fingers move deftly around the cards. Bending and flipping them expertly before fanning them out in front of her.

“Okay, go ahead. But don’t tell me what your card is, just show it to your dad and put it back anywhere in the deck.”

Eleanor does as instructed and shows Evan the card, ace of hearts, before sliding it back in.

“Thanks Eleanor, that’s great.” He starts shuffling the cards again, adding in flourishes here and there. Evan watches intently, trying to track his every move, see where he might be switching cards out or taking a peek, but he moves too quickly for Evan to stay on top of everything. “Now Ellie, can I call you Ellie?” Eleanor giggles and nods her head. “Your dad here,” he tilts his head up at Evan, “has already seen me do a trick similar to this, but I think I can put a new spin on it, what do you say?” 

Eleanor looks up at Evan, affronted. “Dad! You’ve been playing with the magician without me?”

Evan hears Barty try to stifle a laugh and feels the beginning of a tension headache spreading behind his eyes. “I was just making sure he was up to our standards,” he grits out.

“Don’t worry Ellie, your dad was just doing his due diligence.” Eleanor looks appeased and waves her hand in a motion that tells Barty to continue. He does one last shuffle and then reaches behind Eleanor’s ear. When he pulls back, he has the ace of spades in between his pointer and middle fingers. “So Ellie, was this your card?” 

She looks confused and a little disappointed. Evan holds himself back from kicking Barty directly in the face. “Um… close,” she says. “Mine had hearts on it.”

Barty looks at the card. “Huh. You know, sometimes the cards don’t always do what we want them to so we have to shake some sense into them. He starts waving the card quickly back and forth. When it comes to a stop, Barty holds the ace of hearts where the ace of spades had previously been. He smiles in triumph. Evan still kind of wants to kick him in the face.

Eleanor lets out an excited squeal and rushes forward to tackle Barty into a hug. “Can we keep him, Dad?” she screams directly in Barty’s ear. He doesn’t even flinch.

Evan lets out a resigned sigh. He’s really never been able to deny Eleanor anything, so he steps to the side, opening the door wider, a smile tugging on the corners of his mouth. “Of course Eleanor. Go gather your friends in the living room. Barty will be right in.” He places a hand on her head as she runs by.

Barty stands up and straightens his pants out, sliding the deck back into his pocket. “Good enough?” he asks, shrugging a shoulder.

Evan scrutinizes him for a second, running his eyes over every inch of the man. The line of his cheekbone, the curve of his neck, the way his thumb rubs a circle into the side of his pointer finger. There’s something about him. Evan hasn’t heard Eleanor scream that loud since Pandora got her a bug collection kit for Christmas last year. 

“I want you to know that I keep a detailed inventory of everything in my home, so if you steal something I will find out, and you won't be happy about the consequences.”

Barty smiles, something mischievous glinting in his eye. “We’ll see about that,” he says brushing past Evan to make his way into the living room. Evan closes the door behind him. Right before Barty turns the corner, he throws something over his shoulder. Without thinking, Evan catches it. His wallet. With the ace of hearts sticking mockingly out of the top.

[syndrossi]

ok so the scene is the latter half of Avatar 2 where the bad guy has Jake’s older daughter with a knife against her neck and Jake has his younger daughter behind him, protecting her (bc if you havent seen avatar 2 they were both momentarily captured by the enemy) and now he has to find a way to save his girl but the enemy has her, the only thing she’s saying despite a knife at her throat is “Just kill him, Dad!” as the enemy tells Jake to throw done his weapons and his forced to handcuff himself— you know until mom arrives and saves the day

so yeah what i’m tryna say is what would be the Daemon and twins equivalent of that^

(actually it’d be fun if his hatchling were the one to dracarys the enemy in this case, since jon can’t burn)

because we havent seen him react to someone directly threatening his kids with a knife in front of him, so far it’s been just kidnappings, so it’d be hella interesting knowing his response

Oooooh, I haven't seen Avatar 2 but that's definitely a nightmare scenario for Daemon. People kidnapping his children: awful, but at least they're alive to be rescued. People threatening to kill his children?

I'm gonna dance a little bit in this answer to avoid spoiling some upcoming stuff, and posit a scenario where generic bad guys are uninterested in the boys and instead looking to permanently remove Daemon as a threat--either by killing him then and there (preferred) or grabbing one of his brats as a hostage in the short or long term.

So you would have one of them managing to grab Jon (it's his turn!), knife/sword to the throat, and demand that Daemon stop fighting and drop Dark Sister or they kill the child. And of course Jon's response to that is over my dead body i mean that literally so he's urging Daemon to either kill the man or just take Rhaegar and go, because enemy reinforcements are on the way.

Daemon's usual response to someone threatening his children is KILL KILL of course, but it's a different matter entirely when they're held at knifepoint and there is a real danger that they could be killed. I could see him gritting out threats at first, then desperately attempting to bargain, then swinging back to threats a la "release him and go and I won't hunt you until the end of your days."

And when Jon's captor refuses to budge, Daemon knows they're going to kill him at the very least, so his main priority at that point is to ensure his children live. He'll emphasize the ransom Viserys would pay for their safe return, and if that's too risky for them, I think he'd even offer up Volantis as an alternative because at least they'll still be alive, if captive, there.

The way out of the situation would probably be one of a) Jon wriggling his hidden knife free for ultimate vindication and a lifetime blessing from Daemon going forward to carry it everywhere at all times, b) Rhaegar pulling a surrender maneuver for himself under the guise of "overwhelmed child desperate to be reunited with his brother" and subsequently killing the man with either his knife from Rhea or by grabbing Jon's, or c) furious baby hatchlings taking this opportunity to produce their first dragonflame.

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Sarge and lil Mama Headcanons

I’ve never done a headcanon post and am rather dissatisfied with this one, mostly because I’m itching to write full fledged, descriptive blurbs and fics elaborating on these highlights. But this way y’all will get a little taste and hopefully something will spark your interest as I’d welcome any prompts, requests and suggestions for which ones you’d like to see written out in full 🌹

Warnings: NSFW…breeding kinks, lactation kinks, gender roles, housewife kink, innocence kink, free use, lots of kids, withdrawal mentions, Army Elvis being a hot tamale

The attraction starts a little differently from the usual romance, this man thought of you as the sweet and kitchen-skilled daughter of a Memphian music producer until one day Gladys opened her mouth to tell her impressionable son something along the lines of: “now there’s a pretty gal who would make you a marvelous wife and mother to your children”

Ever after that, this poor young man can’t help but think of you in that context, laying beneath him as he breeds you, swelling with his children, giving him little heirs to Graceland and then the whole cycle begins again…the other girls and the starlets are hot stuff and they’re all great for romance and sex, but when he’s alone in his room he wrings his poor cock out to the thought of filling you with his children and binding you to him forever. His intentions towards you are so wholesome they’ve turned primal, and it takes him ages to work up the courage to ask your daddy for your hand

This asking gets precipitated by two events: his induction into the army and the death of his mother. Without her in his life he can’t fathom making a home across the ocean without a woman, his woman, the woman his mama pointed out and he’s been married to in his head for a humiliating length of time

I mean, sure you’ve been trying to be a comfort to him whenever you two interact since his mama’s passing, and maybe you took more baked goodies over to the big house than strictly necessary, but it was all to make him get off the floor and stop looking so hollow, to be there for Gladys’ son and your father’s friend.

Here he’s been wanking to the thought of you swollen with his kids while you’ve been baking pies, finishing school and keeping your expectations for romance low.

But had such a fixed determination regarding your role in his life he forgets how little you’ve been let in on the secret. He’s been keeping his behavior circumspect around you as he distrusts what his instincts might compel him to do if he caught you alone wearing a dress and that perfume that sends him nuts

So it’s a shock to not really be asked, but rather told that you’re gonna marry him, like it’s something you owe the nation -like jury duty or the draft

And see, it’s gotta happen soon since he’s leaving and he wants to bring ya overseas with him and -well, that’s how you end up three months later laying beneath the King of Rock and Roll as he takes your virginity and makes you his wife,

He definitely tells you why he wanted you that night, praises you for being wife material and you preen under the weight of his adoration.And he absolutely asks you, as you both sit on the edge of the bed with his hand in your hair: “do you know what mamas and daddies do when they got to bed, lil one?”

You don’t, not really, all the “conjugal advice” dear sweet freshly married you got from your mama was to “be good” for your husband. So by golly you do it, you’re beyond good for him that first night and he coaches you through his voice tender, grounding and soft as he shows you

Wide eyed and fuzzy headed from the heat of his hand on your thigh you hear him explain, “the daddy goes inside the mommy’s kitty, baby”

It’s all alright, he tells your doe-eyed self, he’ll show you how it’s done between man and wife before God’s watching eyes, “thas’ it… spread ya legs lil.. no not that way… no.. goddamn it hang on honey lemme help ya”

And sure, partway through you’re asking “really Elvis? You’re not pulling my leg are ya? You’re really supposed to go inside me?” And he’s all, “How else am I gonna plant babies in your womb, honey? Gotta go far up in or else they’ll just get lost in your belly, with the cake you ate.”

He’s a bit insecure about the fact he has been long besotted with you and you’re merely fond of him. And so, both to assuage any guilt he might have over possibly pressuring you and to make you prove you want this -he has you on top, has you do the first impaling of your own free will

And he makes it so good for you that first night -after all, he wants you to look forward to him merging with you, he wants you to want to take him as often as he wants to take you, wants you to crave being filled, to be dissatisfied every minute he’s not inside you

He’s the one to teach you everything about such matters and as you’ve no set parameter or established sense of what’s “proper” or “dirty” you soak up every wicked trick he shows you. He gets to mould you into the perfect wife, perfect for his cock and his tastes, taking him just how he wants, whenever he wants, and your sweet self is in shambles from how good his foreign activity feels.

Now the papers, they’re having a field day. The colonel makes certain this sudden change of status is used for full image rehabilitation effect, there’s heaps of praise for Elvis the Pelvis repenting of his wildness and settling down, embracing the role of a wholesome family man.

When you visit him at Fort Hood and show up in your little sundress to the accompanying sound of wolf whistles, he's knocked flat on his ass by the sight of your pretty body filled out and matronly, a glow about you that suggests that finally you have the little piece of the puzzle of you that was missing before -him, a little bit of him inside you at all times

He pulls you aside for a frantic chat, eyebrows drawn together as he huffs out, u could so a specific like “Lordy, baby you been walkin around like that? glowin with your tits all big and swollen… shit... ain’t nobody look at ya too long did they?” “no elvis” “good answer lil girl i was bouta bust some heads in”

You have those twins right before he has to go overseas, and he forgets himself he’s so anxious he nearly crushes your little hand during labor

Elvis is a mess because you aren’t fit to travel and he has to leave you behind, no amount of money getting thrown around can allow him to stay longer, so he leaves you tearful, promising to get you over with the rest of his family and entourage

A nasty bout of mastitis makes your sicker than ever and delays any impromptu flights you might have tried to take, and Elvis is so worried for you since not even his mama is back home to make sure you’ll be alright, you’re all alone when he promised that you’d always be together as a family

One of y’all’s long distance phone calls gets bugged and recorded, sold to the papers and let’s just say that while the rest of the nation is choking on their eggs while reading a printed transcript of y’all’s dirty talk in the morning papers, you and Elvis are besides yourselves with anger and frustration that even this little comfort and closeness has been taken from you

It also disillusions the public regarding Elvis’ supposed reformation of character, he always has looked like he knows how to fuck, and now there’s swelling proof of that fact in you

Christmas is just around the corner -his first without his mama- and you’re healed up and mad enough that you pull some strings of your own and haul Grandma Dodger and the twins to an international airport and fly to Germany in Pan Am commercial class seats

That reunion at the airport?! Oh yeah, I’ve got a fic coming…let’s just say he missed ya, and he needs to inspect ya, make sure his boobs and his pussy are fully recovered

Reunion sex is trying to be hushed cause he’s living with other folks, but let’s face it, you two holler till the whole block knows what you’re up to, and you two can’t wait to get a house of your own

Succeed at that but then, it’s full of people often too

Which, seeing as how he wants free reign to take you every chance he can get, fill ya up again, that just won’t do. This is the true honeymoon of your married lives, and he’s got his little babies he wants to get to know

So yes, he rents other houses around the base for his family and entourage just so he can slip inside you whenever he wants, while you’re at the sink, or spread out on the kitchen table -undisturbed, save for occasional noise complaint - and talk, oh you two talk and this is where you truly fall in love with the man, not the legend

These days are the happiest of your life looking back, a taste of normality where you can look back and see your man coming home to you by six o’clock, dinner thirty minutes later, babies bathtime and reading time after that, and then the rest of the night to yourselves - alright, often you two fall asleep holding the snuggly little nuggets, let’s be honest…this man can hardly stand being parted from them more than he already is

Speaking of not being parted… cockwarming while nursing happens very often on the living room sofa, he helps support your tired arms and everything, and it’s almost boyish the way he peeks over your shoulder, his lips part and his eyes get wonderous as he watches his little ones taking their nourishment from your body

It doesn’t take you long to set up house and get into a rhythm, which means you notice when things are off -even if you two hadn’t much married time before all this. So it isn’t many nights reunited before you notice the addition of pills to his bedtime regimen and he tells you he hasn’t been sleeping well all alone out here, and you suggest an experiment… wearing him out before bed, and whenever he gets a craving in the night, you’re there for him to use… yes, we are gonna go full “breaking addiction through Free Use” here

Which is really just swapping one addiction for another -pills for pussy, but hey, it works and you haven’t been back a whole month before those tell tale signs reemerge and Elvis is the one to spot them first -half because he is so eager for it to happen again and for him to finally be apart of it, and another because this boy has studied the subject extensively in the interim and knows what to look for

This next pregnancy he is all over you, everything he missed before due to enforced separation he gets to watch unfold in real time, and to his consternation, he finds that you being pregnant is just as appealing if not more so than you fertile, his lust is magnified by gratitude now, as well as the sneaking suspicion that you’ve really finally fallen irrevocably in love with your crazy soldier boy

Elvis is so invested in your well-being when you are pregnant that he is reading all the recommended books, in between his army duties. This man lays in bed at night, glasses on, reading aloud to you by lamplight about all processes and symptoms, what stage your babies are at now (he swears it’s another set) and he goes to every doctors appt with you. He’s the one to ask tons of questions and actually tries to school the doctor on certain things, cause he’s a precious know-it-all with conviction

You visit him on base often and become quite popular with your goody basket, pretty smile and ripe tits -which drives him nuts when all the guys comment and notice that little Mrs Presley sure is a doozy… he just might haul you to the break room and take you on the pool table…and if they’re watchin him give it to ya real good through the glass doors?! Oh well, that ain’t his problem

After the third or fourth set of Irish twins the neighbors -and the general public- start to wonder if maybe this wholesome family might have a salacious underbelly…the other army wives pity you and your constant state of barefoot and pregnant, but your smug little face says: my man makes it worth it it

You two throw the best house parties over there, and in case all this talk of breeding has made you think this boy has forgotten his oral fixation…ha no, he mumbles his praises into your pussy for being such a remarkable hostess and an impeccable wife and mother after the guests clear out….sometimes before

This man, I am sorry to say, blames you and your tight little coochie for his trash pull out game, he’s all “honey, if you didn’t clench like a goddamn fury i-I might h-have a chance, but as it is, y-you gotta stay in p-p-possession of yourself if you want me to pull out, it’s the lady’s responsibility, i-it’s different for men, w-we can’t help getting carried away”

He tells you the condoms grit his foreskin so you burn them without a second thought, you’re addicted to the friction anyway

Riding him while wearing his army hat might be the first time you get a taste of submissive E, he goes from critiquing your salute and posture “straighten those shoulders out honey, drop that hand snappy, now!” (all while railing you from underneath ya) to being a glassy eyed mess when you cockily ask “you like that Sarge?” while swiveling on him like he’s an toy boy barstool

Returning stateside in the snow, in full view of a crowd of swarming fans and photographers with at least five more children than you two left with

For the next couple decades you rent out the entire top floor of every hotel you stay in just so the kids can freely run down the hall

[bella-goths-wife]

okay but what if the lost boys had a child that they didnt even know about, and when they find out about them its already too late, like the child already has a life of their own, graduated school or is about to, etc?

i feel like david and dwayne would still try to be in their lives but marko and paul would feel like "oh but they are already nearly grown/are grown so whats the point?"

Well as I’ve stated in my previous posts, vampires can’t produce children after being turned because their age is biological frozen and they lose fertility

But if something like that was possible and one of the boys got a random girl pregnant, it would have to be either Dwayne’s or David’s for them to even consider looking for their daughter/accepting their daughter.

If it were markos child then most of the boys wouldn’t really care that much above curiosity, so marko would choose not to pursue it because the child is already grown up. Paul just wouldn’t care in general and would see the fact that the child is grown up as dodging a bullet.

But we know that David is big on continuing his legacy and we know Dwayne is a massive family man, so they would both push to pursue getting to know their child.

I think that they would stalk their child with the other boys before just kidnapping them. No matter where their child is with their life, just straight up taken and held captive in the cave.

Whether or not their child gets to live is purely based on circumstances with David’s child. If his child had a personality like his/ mostly looked like him, they have a much higher chance of surviving and joining them. If his child has the complete opposite personality to David/ has more of their mother’s looks and mannerisms than they have a low chance of surviving but it’s not impossible.

But if David’s child had his personality/looks and refused to be turned or see David as their dad then they are getting forcefully turned and put In a hundred year time out until they get brainwashed change their mind. However if the child has opposite looks/personality to David and refused to be turned, they are getting killed and will feed the boys with their blood. Unlike in lost boys reader au where reader gets many chances to escape death from David, the child in this situation will be wayyyy more severely punished for wrong doings and has three strikes before David just decides to kill them.

However if it was Dwayne’s child, he will kidnap them and try his best to convince his child to become one of them and view him as a father but the child is much less likely to die than David’s child.

If his child is similar to him and the boys and refuses to be turned then, like David, he will forcefully turn you and keep you trapped in the cave. However I could see Dwayne letting his child leave they weren’t anything like him or the boys and the others didn’t like them, in that case I think Dwayne would let them leave but he would definitely still stalk them until they die.

If David’s child accepted being turned then David wouldn’t spring into dad mode straight away like Dwayne would with his child. David would act more like a friend than anything and would be sort of awkward around his child for a while until he found a way to bond with them, he wouldn’t even mind them not calling him dad because he’d understand at that point. He’d act like his child’s friend rather than father until the child goes against him and then he goes straight into angry dad and punishes them. After that things got quite tense between him and his child because they fully saw how terrifying David could be.

Dwayne would be more natural in the dad role even if his child is close to the age he was turned at. I could just imagine Dwayne trying to discipline his child who is in their early twenties and not see why they aren’t taking him seriously. Because of the fact your age gap isn’t visible and Dwayne looks a similar age to you a lot of people on the boardwalk will assume your dating because of how affectionate Dwayne is and you can’t turn around and be like “ew that’s my dad” so at one point if you look similar to Dwayne then he’ll tell people that your siblings to stop the gross dating speculation.

As for marko and Paul, they would be viewed as David’s or Dwayne’s child’s friends/uncles because like I said, they wouldn’t care about their grown child enough to get to know them so I doubt they would try and form a fatherly bond like with lost boys daughters au.

Overall it’s a terrible life but definitely not as bad as lost boys daughter au because that girl is going through it at the moment.

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Witchcraft Masterlist

A feather in the Wind (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Phil is an overprotective parent and Dan's just trying to do what's best for their kids. When their daughter has a bad day on their first day of school Phil decided to step in with a little good luck charm. It doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.

Blessed with a Curse (ao3) - Mi_Munson

Summary: A prince accidentally wrongs a wizard and is cursed so that no woman shall ever love him. Fortunately, the prince is gay and now that the wizard is a little calmer he notices that the prince is super cute.

Sparks fly, and not because of a magic spell.

Déjà Vu (ao3) - xawesometrio

Summary: Daniel Howell was born with the curse of immortality and the only way to break that curse is to meet his soulmate twice and fall in love twice. He has already met Philip once and now he must wait for the chance to find him again.

A/N: Yes, I did put character death as a warning in the description, but that is just for Philip dying the first time (he comes back, hence reincarnation). This story will have a happy ending, I promise! I wanted to include that as a warning just in case though!

do what thou wilt (ao3) - sunflowerwitches (orphan_account)

Summary: dan has always known that he isn't a normal human, he grew up wiccan in the middle of seventeenth-century england. he definitely knew he wasn't normal when he has to flee his family home due to the witch trials taking place. he flees to pendle hill in lancashire which isn't completely different to his life back home

Exile (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Exile’s a fucking bitch. Dan finds himself kicked out of town and searching for literally anywhere out of the rain - somehow, he must have just enough luck, as he stumbles upon a seemingly abandoned house in the middle of the forest. Except it isn’t abandoned, and the resident isn’t exactly…normal…

Magic Shop (ao3) - your_starless_eyes

Summary: It made sense that Dan would need time to recover from the tour, just the same as Phil. It was logical reasoning.

How was he supposed to know? How was Phil supposed to know that it was, in fact, a bigger issue than he could imagine?

move your body when the sunlight dies (ao3) - phegetarian

Summary: dan is cursed, phil is a witch.

and i can't do summaries.

No Nicer Witch Than You (ao3) - inevera13

Summary: A black cat with hazel eyes has decided to plague Phil, a witch living peacefully in the middle of the forest. Phil decidedly hates the cat! ...until it goes missing.

Rose Quartz (ao3) - Perrikara

Summary: Dan and Phil practice witchcraft in their spare time - but Phil seems to be having a hard time with one particular spell. No matter how hard he tries, it just won't find him a way to improve his charms. Dan, accustomed to his complaining, helps him see that he might be misreading the signs.

The Knight of Wands (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Phil Lester is a witch that has a black corgi instead of a cat. He’s also socially awkward and hasn’t lived away from his parents in, well... ever. That is, until now. When he moves into a cottage on the outskirts of London and his next door neighbor is a pretty man that hums to himself as he waters his plants and has a halo of chocolate curls on his head, Phil turns to the one thing he knows can’t fail him: magic. It won’t fail him now, right?

The Most Beautiful Forbidden Fruit - botanistlester

Summary: In a world where witches and humans live side-by-side, a war breaks out after the two species procreate, producing bloodthirsty children. As a result, the government puts laws into place: Witches and humans must never fall in love or bear children. It’s a rule that Dan Howell and his family have lived hand-in-hand with, even going so far as to make sure that Dan never has prolonged contact with the other species. When Dan goes to his favourite magic shop one day, he meets the new employee, Phil Lester. A human who he can’t seem to get rid of.

The Storyteller's Puppeteer (ao3) - Nekia

Summary: Phil is a storyteller known for his whimsical stories, charming characters and plenty of action. Unbeknownst to him, a kind of magic has brought his stories to life. Enter Dan, a puppeteer mastered in the art of black magic. Dan had always worked in the shadows, a feared member of the village. However, now Dan and Phil must work together to bring a finish to Phil's beloved stories.

[joehawke]

Steddie modern day AU

Nurse Steve Harrington x single dad Eddie Munson. (I’m not a doctor so this isn’t accurate at all okay!)

Something something Pediatric Nurse Steve Harrington meets one single father Eddie Munson after Eddie comes into the children’s unit ER obviously very distraught and panicky with a little girl laying across his chest. Steve is the one to meet Eddie immediately as he tries to calm the young man down.

“What’s wrong?” Steve asks as he tries to address any injuries on Eddie or his little girl.

“I don’t know. My daughter - she’s had a little cold for a few days now, nothing crazy, but her fever spiked 104 tonight. I don’t know what’s wrong” Eddie frantically pants out, and Steve grabs the nearest gurney and gently takes the little girl out of Eddie’s arms.

“What’s her name?” Steve asks, laying her across the leather material as he pushes them into one of the nearest empty exam rooms.

“Stella” Eddie says. “Short for Stellaluna” and Steve can’t help but smile at that.

“Big Janell Canon fan are we?” Steve asks as he continues to assess the little gi- Stella. As he continues to assess Stella. Eddie just looks up at Steve, big doe eyes on full display and Steve gets it, he does, this can be scary.

“No reason to be worried, we’ll figure out what’s wrong. I’m sure it’s nothing, genuinely. The flu is going around all the schools right now” Steve says, trying to calm Eddie’s nerves, and in any other case Eddie would blush under the sweetness, but right now all he can focus on is his little girl attached to all the IV’s and machines the nurse is currently hooking her up to.

“Hi Stella. I’m Steve, I’ll be your nurse. I have to do a few quick tests do you think you can help me?” Steve asks quietly to Stella, as if Eddie wasn’t even in the room. Eddie watches as Stella just nods weakly.

“Alright miss Stella. You see this little frog?” Steve asks as he produces a little frog carabiner light from his pocket. Stella nods, eye’s focused on the plastic in his hands. “This is Todd. He’s gonna shine a bright light into your eyes so we can check to make sure everything is working the way it should, okay?” Steve asks, and Eddie wants to cry at how gentle Steve is being with Stella, or maybe he wants to cry because his little girl is sitting in a hospital bed, he’s not sure either way. Stella nods once again weakly, and Steve begins to assess, telling her to look up and down, and left and right. Steve puts the little frog up to his ear as if it were telling him a secret, nodding his head along with it as if he were retaining every little word.

“Todd says everything looks good miss Stella!” Steve cries, a big smile on his face as he shoves the frog back into his pocket, before reaching for the blue stethoscope hanging idly around his neck. He puts the pieces in his ear before grabbing the small metal circle that hangs at the end (and don’t ask Eddie how it works, because yeah he may know what it is but how it works? He couldn’t tell you).

“Alright, I’m gonna put this across your heart and across your back and it’s gonna be a little cold at first, but I promise it won’t be bad.” Steve says, and he waits for Stella’s confirmation to begin. Eddie wants to cry at how exhausted his baby looks, taking in her weak movements and the circles around her eyes. She’s not the bright little ball of sunshine she normally is and Eddie’s heart aches.

Once Steve finishes listening to her heart, he moves to her back, sliding the metal diaphragm up her back. “Alright love, let’s hear your biggest breath okay?” Steve says, and he smiles when Stella does just that. “One more.”

Steve assesses a few more things, before taking her temperature and stats and writing them down on her chart. He gets Stella changed into a children’s gown, before tucking her into another gurney, this one wrapped in white plasticky sheets. He gives her one last smile before turning to Eddie, who stares back with wide concerned eyes and many many questions.

“It looks like we were right and it’s just the flu Mr -“

“Eddie. You can call me Eddie” Eddie supplies, embarrassed it took him this long to introduce himself.

“Eddie. Right. Well all her vitals are all good, nothing seems to be wrong. I’m going to have her moved up to the children’s unit so we can have one of our pediatric doctors take a better look just in case I missed a few things, but overall? You have nothing to worry about.” Steve tells Eddie, and Eddie wants to cry or laugh or hug Steve, he doesn’t know but he’s never felt so relieved.

“I know this kind of thing can be scary, but rest assured it’s normal. She’s a kid, kids can be gross whether they try to or not and they can catch germs whether they try to or not. You did the right thing bringing her here, she’ll be okay” Steve reassures, must’ve sensed the still panic that covers Eddie.

“Right. Okay.” Eddie sighs, unclenching his hands he hadn’t even realized were clenched to begin with.

“We’re going to keep her on the drip so she stays hydrated, and we’ll check her vitals every few hours, but if everything goes according to plan you guys should be out of her in the morning” Steve says, clutching Stella’s chart close to his chest.

“Thank you, Steve. Seriously” Eddie says, reaching out to shake Steve’s hand, and if Eddie misses the blush that creeps its way across Steve’s cheeks -well he’s got another few hours to come across it again.

[townsenddecades]

1322 – Day 4 – Amrhein Hall

It is with some surprise that Elizabeth, Dowager Countess of Petersmarch, and her daughter Gwendolen, Countess of Windermere, receive a late-evening visitor at Amrhein Hall. Gwendolen is herself only visiting her mother, so Elizabeth can spend some time with her youngest grandchildren, Vincent and Viviane.

They are sitting comfortably in the library, playing with Vincent, when their steward announces that the Lady Katheryn has just arrived with a small train of riders and have only marginally recovered from their shock when she walks inside in plain riding clothes, her hood down.

“I’m sorry to intrude like this without warning”, she says, after the greetings are done and they have asked her to sit. “I planned to stay at an inn, but they sadly didn’t have any more rooms.”

“You are leaving Praaven, then?”, Gwendolen asks, still more astonished. “Has this been planned long? This is the first I hear of it.” She keeps a regular correspondence with her sister-in-law, and Mary is usually very fastidious to tell her all that is happening in Praaven.

Katheryn colours a bit. “No, it was more of a…spontaneous decision. I felt I needed a change of air and have written to my parents that I will be visiting them.”

“And my son isn’t accompanying you?”, Elizabeth asks, suspicions already forming.

“He didn’t know about it when I left. Although I’m fairly certain that he does now.”

That certainly explains why she is travelling with only a few attendants and riding on a horse instead of in a litter. The fact that she has baggage at all speaks to how well she must have planned this, if neither her sons nor Mary know about it. What it doesn’t explain is why.

Gwendolen is just as astonished as she is. “He didn’t know?” she repeats. “You are running away from him?”

“Not running away.” She shakes her head. “I merely need some time away from Praaven to think, and I didn’t want him to stop me.”

“Why would he want to keep you from visiting your parents?”

The young woman pauses at that and lowers her gaze. When she speaks, her voice is quiet. “Because he is bound to find out soon that I am with child, and I wanted to avoid that.”

Both women stare at her, struck speechless. They have been hoping for years that either Ralph or Clement would produce an heir, and now Clement’s wife is sitting here, telling them that she is fleeing to her parents precisely because that is a possibility. It is bizarre. If she can produce a son, Katheryn’s position in Praaven will be better than ever.

To Elizabeth, that only leaves one conclusion. “Have you been sharing another man’s bed?”, she asks imperiously.

“No!”, Katheryn replies forcefully. “It is his, and I am offended you implied anything else. That is precisely the problem.”

“I’m not sure I follow”, Elizabeth replies. The woman’s indignation, at least, seems genuine. “If it is my son’s child, you have nothing to fear, at least not from him. Why leave?”

“Because, and I don’t want to offend you, he is cold and callous, and I don’t want to know what influence he would have on my child it were a son. My marriage is unhappy enough. I don’t think I can bear bringing a child into it.”

Elizabeths sighs, cursing young women and their fancies. It’s not that she can’t understand her; her marriage to her husband, now dead nigh on twenty years, had not exactly been unhappy, but Ralph had had his callous moments. She still resents that both he and their eldest parade the bastard he had fathered on that peasant in the castle with no regard to her sensibilities. But she also knows that that is simply the lot of women in their position.

“It is your duty as a wife to bear him children”, she says simply. “I don’t know your father well, but I assume that sooner or later, he will send you back to him. Especially if you have a son.”

“Perhaps”, Katheryn replies. “But it will give me some distance and time to think. At least if you don’t stop me from leaving.”

“I won’t”, Elizabeth says. “But I doubt fleeing will do you any good, my dear.”

Gwendolen, who takes her son in her arms while her mother and Lady Katheryn move aside to discuss particulars, is merely glad that her own marriage, while not perfect, is far happier than that. She can’t imagine feeling forced to flee her husband at the mere thought of him influencing their children.

She feels pity for her sister-in-law, if nothing else, and hugs Vincent tight.

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WATCHER’S COMMENTARY:

If anyone is curious what the Story Progression event that prompted this was: I got a notification that Katheryn had moved out of her and Clement’s household into a peasant home. I decided to nix that and undo their divorce but integrate her running away into the story.  

[monsterhunting]

I like your fanfic and we share some of the same ships. Do you have any book recs? My tbr list is long but I don't mind adding more books

firstly: thank you so much!!! secondly i have TONS of book recs. honestly i could’ve kept going but i was getting a little crazy so lemme stop here. thank you for asking!!!

fiction:

the lincoln highway by amor towles: bildungsroman, beautiful story, satisfying ending, long but worth it

ask again yes by mary beth keane: family drama, turning point halfway thru that made me gasp and screech

such a fun age by kiley reid: a Black babysitter gets stopped by a grocery store security guard and a video of it goes viral and a bunch of other stuff also happens. lots of really good discussions on racism. her other book that just came out this year was really good too!!!

fantasy/sci-fi:

the last binding trilogy by freya marske: finally read these a few months ago and i loved them so much 😭 great romance great characters exciting plot with high stakes FOUND FAMILY!!

silver under nightfall by rin chupeco (and the sequel court of wanderers)… vampire couple x vampire hunter throuple of my dreams what more can you want

ocean’s echo / winter’s orbit by everina maxwell: queer scifi romance!!!! stand-alones set in the same universe but both are great

station eleven by emily st. john mandel: this is a pretty well known book but it was GOOD! takes place in a post-apocalyptic world and centers on the importance of living as opposed to just surviving and also the beauty of creating and sharing art ❤️

romance:

cat sebastian writes really good queer historical romance, I’ve read like 6 of her books this year. we could be so good and the ruin of a rake are my favorites so far

lex croucher!!! she has three historical novels, one is a sapphic romance (I’ve only read two) and then she has a YA called Gwen & art are not in love that’s a queer Arthurian legend retelling

love hate & clickbait by liz bowery: m/m fake dating where the two MCs are politicians who kinda suck and are trapped in a PR stunt. a better red white & royal blue. i’ve read it like 3 times

sarah hogle is my oomf but also writes great romance. you deserve each other and just like magic specifically

the charm offensive by alison cochrun: the new bachelor falls for the producer of the reality show instead of his contestants. probably my favorite romance ever. also great asexual rep!!

horror:

the lost village by camilla sten: a group of people filming a documentary go to an abandoned village where everyone in the town just up and disappeared one day and were never seen again and weird stuff starts happening. i read this in like 2 days. also i based the town in the stoncy ghost files au off of this lmao

the whisper man and the shadows by alex north: crazy as fuck plot twists that made me close the book and run around my house. he has a third book too but unfortunately I didn’t like it very much

night film by marisha pessl: reporter obsessed with elusive director who’s daughter just mysteriously died investigates director and his family. very good mixed media element and very immersive

mister magic by kiersten white: child actors from children’s tv show mister magic — a tv show that ended suddenly and tragically, with no surviving video footage or evidence of the creative team behind the show whatsoever — gather together for a reunion as adults. kinda like if IT by stephen king was combined with a weird creeypasta and throw in some religious trauma also. sooooo good

graphic novels:

check please! by ngozi ukazu: duh

bubble by jordan morris: guardians of the galaxy esque but also a criticism of capitalism. very fun

hooky by miriam bonastre tur: i DEVOURED these last october. perfect cozy fall vibes. just a cute fun story. they’re technically for children but idc 😭 so many characters and i loved them all, i can’t wait to reread again in the fall

[adamwatchesmovies]

King Richard (2021)

Years of Will Smith in dramatic roles, combined with his name as a producer and his speech at the 94th Academy Awards might lead you to believe King Richard was only made so he could add a certain trophy to his shelf. I mean, of all the members of the Williams family, why choose to focus a movie on their father, rather than Venus or Serena? That question is precisely why this film was made the way it was. Even if you know nothing about tennis, you’ve heard of Venus and Serena Williams. Any movie about their rise would be wasting your time because you know where their careers are headed. Putting the spotlight on their father, the man who paved the way for their success and made some… questionable choices along the way? That’s a compelling story.

Even before they were born, Richard Williams (Smith), had a detailed plan for his youngest daughters Venus (Saniyya Sidney) and Serena (Demi Singleton). With his wife Oracene “Brandy” Price (Aunjanue Ellis), he’s been training them rigorously to be tennis champions while maintaining high marks in school and tirelessly promoting them to potential coaches. After years of videotapes and brochures, Richard manages to get the girls noticed by coach Paul Cohen (Tony Goldwyn) and later, Rick Macci (Jon Bernthal).

You already sort of know the way King Richard will end - and not because they don’t make movies about people whose careers go nowhere. The movie will probably conclude with a breakout win, followed by an epilogue that tells us exactly how successful both sisters became. What you don’t know is who Richard Williams is. If we trust this film, the man is full of contradictions. Obviously, he knows what he’s doing when it comes to teaching Venus and Serena the ins and outs of the tennis game but after getting them a real coach, he goes against the professional’s advice. He makes decisions everyone else tells him make no sense. You begin wondering how much of their success he’s secretly attributing to himself rather than them.    Richard’s seemingly nonsensical or overly stubborn choices are the reason to see the film. You’re not sure if our protagonist is a genius or a madman. When EVERYONE tells him “This is not how you do this, Richard”, you start siding with them. What does he know that they don’t? It goes even deeper because you’ve seen a different side of him than the rest. You’ve seen him at his very lowest, when he was about to make a life-altering decision for the worst. You know him as well as Brandy does, which is to say, better than he knows himself. There’s a particular scene where he gets the entire family to watch Disney’s Cinderella and then quizzes the children about it once the tape ends. His reaction to the answers makes you think he’s completely off his rocker. Later, authorities inspect his home and check into allegations made against him and his wife. His reaction makes you realize he’s got a steadier head on his shoulders than any of the other parents we see pushing their children into the world of tennis. You can’t decide how you feel about him until the movie's last 20-ish minutes. This is the film’s "low point" because now, King Richard is “just a sports movie”. That said, there’s a reason we like sports movies. Now, the story is about Richard and Venus. You want the young woman to succeed because you’ve seen where she started and you know how far she could go. That scene of the family discussing Cinderella comes flooding back: the Williams sisters also come from humble origins and have a shot at the top.

While certain controversies surrounding the performances may threaten to eclipse the film that permitted them, the acting in King Richard is top-notch. Smith gets the lion’s share of the spotlight but Aunjanue Ellis has a couple of scenes that will blow you away. We spend so much time with the Williams family that you get to know them inside and out. You notice subtle hints in their faces or body language that tell you so much more than just the words being said. Smith really is great in the picture, fully utilizing his natural charisma while pouring a little bit of vinegar in the mix.

King Richard has a terrific story that offers what you want in a sports movie without feeling formulaic. The titular character is an enigma that's fun to examine until the film helps you come to a conclusion about him. Then, the focus is more on the family and you realize that while they're extraordinary in some ways, they're normal in just as many. It’s both inspirational and relatable. (August 5, 2023)

[astralplanes3]

Judge Angel Origin

This is my rendition of Judge Angel’s origin story. None of this is official canon (original story here). I hope you enjoy ^v^

Danny Clark brought the still steaming coffee to his lips and turned to the next page in the newspaper. He knew there wasn’t going to be anything interesting, he was just killing time. An unusually calm manner for a man whose wife was giving birth. Knock knock.

“Come in,” Mr. Clark answered, looking at the door. One of the nurses walked in. She was clearly nervous as the bookshelf next to her seemed more interesting than the man in front of her.

“Did something go wrong?” The woman tensed.

“The delivery went just fine, Mr. Clark. Your wife is resting and your.. child seems healthy.” He raised an eyebrow at the pause. “I think you should see your daughter, Mr. Clark.” Sighing, he put the paper down and stood up. He let the nurse lead him down the hall and into the room with his wife and daughter. Mr. Clark glanced at his wife, Rachel Clark. She seemed tired and relieved. She glistened with sweat as she laid there, catching her breath. The nurse holding his daughter walked up to him. Mr. Clark’s face contorted with confusion, then rage. He grabbed his wife by the collar of her shirt.

“Did you have an affair? Which demon did you lie with to produce something like that?” Mr. Clark screamed at his now terrified wife.

“Mr. Clark, Mrs. Clark’s body is still recovering, please restrain yourself!” the buffer nurse said, pulling him away and out of the room. Seething, Mr. Clark called his lawyer and friend, Taylor Lawrence. Inside the room, Rachel saw her daughter for the first time. She had pale skin like both of her parents but other than that, she looked completely different. She had blonde hair where her mother’s was red and her father’s brown. That wasn’t even the most shocking part. Her eyes were completely black. Not just her irises, but the whole eye. Rachel smiled at her daughter, holding her close.

“I know she is his child, he will see that. It doesn’t matter how she looks, she is my daughter and I love her. My little Dina.”

“She is indeed your child Danny. I have the results right here.” Taylor concluded, dropping a folder on the desk. “Funny how genetics work, ain’t it?”

“No, Taylor, it isn’t,” Mr. Clark paused his pacing to glower at him. ”What are people going to think? They’re going to think I have a demon for a child!” He continued pacing behind his desk. Taylor stood silently, unsure what to say next. “What are my options for handling this discreetly?”

“You could put the kid in an orphanage.”

“No, I can’t risk people finding out it’s mine.”

“Alrighty, umm…” Taylor tried to think of other options.

“As a friend, what would you suggest I do?”

“As a friend, I wouldn’t want you to go to jail. But considering the child’s appearance,” Taylor sighed, ”You'd probably be able to get away with getting rid of her, like an unwanted litter. If you still think that’s risky, keep the child inside and try for another.” Mr. Clark stopped pacing and closed his eyes, mulling over his options.

“Thank you Taylor, you’ve been a great help.” Mr. Clark said in his typical ‘I need my space’ manner.

“Course, Danny. Do let me know what you decide,” he shook Mr. Clark’s hand and left.

“What do you mean you don’t want more children?!” Mr. Clark exploded. Fists shaking he glared at Rachel, who sat on the side of her bed. Dina laid in her crib quietly.

“That’s not what I said and you know it, Danny! I don’t want to. We both knew that the chances of getting pregnant were slim. It was difficult enough getting pregnant the first time” Mrs. Clark explained. “I tried because I know you wanted children, you have a child-”

“That thing is not my child! It never will be!” Mr. Clark pointed in the direction of the crib. The yelling caused Dina to start crying. Mrs. Clark looked at him sadly, she never expected he would hold on to this kind of reaction. She walked to the crib and picked up Dina. Dina quieted as she hushed and cooed at the baby. Still holding her, Mrs. Clark turned back to Mr. Clark.

“Whether you want her or not, she is still your child. If you want other children, we can adopt, like we said we would.” Mrs. Clark stated flatly. Mr. Clark stared at her indignantly before huffing and leaving the room. Sighing, Mrs. Clark sat on the edge of her bed.

“He he he,” I giggled quietly. I have the bestest hiding spot ever! Momma’s never gonna find me here! The glass cases slowly caught my attention. I kept looking at the cases from my hiding spot. Curiosity got the best of me as I scanned for mom from behind the curtains. Seeing she wasn’t, I crept out of my hiding spot to peer into the cases. All sorts of pretty things were inside! Jewelry ranging from necklaces to hairpins sat in the display. I excitedly moved from case to case. Some of the things weren’t so pretty. They were rusty and sharp, with stains on a few of them. I tried reading the labels, but didn’t understand enough of the words to make sense of them. A few words appeared over and over. Mainly ‘torture’, ‘war’, and ‘victims’. I know what victims are. Mr. Clark sentences bad guys based on what they did to their victims. I just don’t know why Mr. Clark would want things like that. There was one last case to look at. It stood in the very back of the room, separated from the others. The case displayed an elegant silver sword. The blade shone as though it radiated light itself. A beautiful scarlet gem sat at the top of the hilt. Pale green metal shaped like a wing or flame surrounded the gem. I moved closer to the sword, breathless. Pressing my hands against the cool glass, it captivated me. A sort of soundless vibration came from it, calling me. Telling me to pick it up, to hold it in my hands. I don’t know how much time had passed when the door opened. I turned to look and saw Mr. Clark staring at me, surprised. He got over his shock and stormed towards me.

“You’re not allowed in this room! You hear me, you little demon?!” Mr. Clark roughly grabbed me by the arm and pulled me towards the door. I glanced at the sword once more as the silent reverberation ebbed away. He pushed me outside of the room and slammed the doors. 

“Dina, I told you, your father will get very upset if you go into that room,” mom fussed. “Are you alright? He wasn’t too rough with you, was he?” I shook my head, still thinking about that sword.

“Mom?” I asked, staring at the door. Mom hummed in response. “What’s that sword in there?” She thought for a moment.

“I’ll tell you, but you have to do your homework before I do,” she said. Oh, right. Homework. “You didn’t forget did you?” I sheepishly nodded my head. “I thought so. Come, I’ll help you,” mom held my hand as she led me back to our room.

“Oh! I get it now!” I exclaimed, “Why would the textbook put it like that? So confusing.” I turned to mom, “Now mommas, the sword!”

“Ok ok,” she turned to face me, “It all began with a terrible war.”

My blade cut through anything in my path. Demons fell left and right. Their blood soaked into the ground. At the very least, their bodies could be used to create new life. They deserved to be nothing more than fertilizer. A new presence filled the air.

“I take it you are the one in charge here?” I pointed my sword to it. It laughed and lunged at me. We fought in a fury, neither side gaining or losing ground. Both of us slowly sustained more and more injuries. For a second, I distracted myself with the cries of a child. Its sword flung mine out of my hands. I raced to the source of the sound, to find that it was another demon. It didn’t get to live much longer. Pain shot up through my right leg. Damned demons, always playing with their foes… I suppose I should be grateful. Spinning around, I let my elbow collide with its jaw. It let out a grunt of pain and slashed at my chest. I broke its arm in one swift motion. I continued pummeling it. It saw this as the beginning of a fist fight. Tossing its sword to the side, it punched back. I dodged and raced to the sword. The second it was in my hands, I turned around and decapitated the demon. I cast an eye over the battlefield. There were a few demons scattered about, wondering if they should take their chances against me. I went after each and every last one of them. None escaped my wrath. I heaved a sigh of relief. It’s done. A moment to recompose myself was all I needed. Quickly, I looked for my sword. An aura search turned up nothing, as I should’ve expected. There was too much spiritual residue to get an accurate read. A manual search turned up nothing either. I was spending too much time here. There are others still fighting.

“Nothing? You’re certain, it’s nowhere to be found?” I cursed. It’s gone. “Let us leave then. We should spend our time preparing for the next battles. Thank you for helping me search.” I retreated to my private gardens. My dear, dear sword is gone. Its grand flames and dutiful protection are no longer here. And there is nothing I could do. I wept, tears seeping into the soil. There’s no time for this. I hold faith that it will show. Let it take all the time it needs. I stood up, dusting the dirt from my legs and clothes. I left the garden. After all, there is still a war to win.

“Uriel, come quickly. We have new information.”

“The sword had fallen into the human realm, where many used the sword. Some used it to protect their loved ones and communities. Others used it to hurt people. In more recent times, people like your father use it in a more passive sense. They use it for its reputation as a status of their wealth. It’s said that whoever takes good care of the sword will become its master forever,” Mom concluded. The story entranced me. She got out of her chair and walked over to the door, “Come help me with dinner.”

“Sure!” I burst out of my seat, rushing to the door. The rest of the night was uneventful, we had dinner and got ready for bed.

The next day, Mr. Clark called me into his study, “This is Maisha Qwest, she’ll be taking care of you from now on.” Maisha gave me a strange look. I couldn’t tell what it was but it wasn’t a nice look. She had light brown hair and hazel eyes. Her clothes looked very tight on her. Like someone put colored shrink wrap on her and called it her outfit. Her shirt was unbuttoned just enough to show her chest.

“Hi, Dina,” the sugar-coated words fell from her lips. I didn’t like that she was talking down to me.

“Hello, Ms. Maisha,” I said politely. Mom told me that even if people are being rude to me, I should at least try to be polite to them. Mr. Clark waved us out of his study. I went to my favorite window to watch the gardener, Mr. Garing. He gave me flowers and taught me how to press them. Learning from him was tons more fun than learning from my tutor. He taught me what plants are edible and the names of the flowers he brings to me. He spotted me and waved. I waved back with a smile. It was nice watching him work. He moved carefully through the bushes, down the different paths. I could see him pick some of the flowers and put them in his pouch to show me later.

Around 3, I went to the back door to meet him, as I usually did. When he walked in, he was dirtier than usual. 

“Did you do some digging Mr. Garing?” I asked.

“Oh, ahh, yes. Yes I did,” he fumbled.

I gasped, “What kind of plant are you going to grow?”

“I haven’t decided yet.” he rubbed his chin, “Why don’t we go look through our plant book and you can help me pick one?” I ran to grab the book, not noticing the ruined flowers in his pouch or Maisha sneaking back in with a crooked grin.

It’s been a few weeks since Maisha started working here. Mom started to find her jewelry going missing and Mr. Garing stopped bringing in flowers. One day, I caught Maisha going through my mom’s jewelry box.

“Hey!” I snapped, “That’s not yours!” Maisha spun around to look at me, startled. She got this very dark look on her face. She walked closer to me and bent down so she was level with me.

“And what are you going to do about it?” I didn’t know. I opened my mouth to speak but she pushed me. I fell on my butt and she left, laughing at me. I didn’t understand. Why would she do that? Why would she steal from my mom? I had to do something. I got up and dusted myself off. I’ll tell Mr. Clark. It wasn’t as easy as that though. What if he took her side? Why would he take her side though? What if he won’t listen to me just because he hates me? But Maisha’s probably stealing from him too. I made up my mind. I took a deep breath before knocking on the door.

“Come in.” I walked into the study. Maisha was there, sitting on his desk, shirt unbuttoned more than it usually is. Speaking of things that weren’t as they usually were, Mr. Clark’s hair was messy and his tie was undone. “Well? What do you want?”

“Maisha’s been stealing from mom,” I mumbled, tears in my eyes. The words barely came out. I don’t understand why I was having so much trouble. I was just standing in front of my father. Yeah, he hated me, but he’s never done anything to me. So why does it feel like there’s this heavy weight on my chest?

“Oh, sweetie,” Maisha said with her all too familiar sweetness, “ I’ve covered for you and you turn around and do this?” I look at her, confused. “You’ve been the one stealing and from your own mother at that.”

“What? No I haven’t! I just caught you taking things from her jewelry box!” I cried.

“Enough!” Mr. Clark pinched the bridge of his nose, “To your room, child. No dinner for you.” My jaw dropped, why was I the one in trouble? I tried to get something out but Maisha winked at me. She knew that this would happen. She knew he was going to take her side. I left crying.

And that’s how it went, she would take something and blame me for it. Mr. Garing and mom stuck up for me, saying I would never or that I was with them when it was stolen. Sometimes Mr. Clark listened, sometimes he didn’t. Then it happened. A screech tore me from my sleep. I raced to the stairs, not even bothering to put on proper clothes.

“Mom! What-” the words died in my throat when I saw what she was looking at. Tears pricked my eyes before overflowing onto my cheeks. Time seemed to stop and the house stood quiet. Mr. Clark ran out, followed by Maisha.

“What’s going on?” he demanded, then he looked down the steps. Mr. Garing lay at the bottom of the steps in a pool of blood. Dead.

“We need to call the police,” mom stammered. But nobody moved.

“We can’t," Mr. Clark said, “They’ll find out about the child.”

“That’s what you’re worried about?! My god Danny, there’s a dead man in our house! Dead, Danny!” mom shouted frantically. She never shouted. It finally hit me, Mr. Garing was dead. The man who had given me flowers and taught me about flora, laid on the floor of our house lifeless. I started crying. Not the silent crying, but the ugly kind. The kind where snot’s coming out of your nose and you can’t even open your eyes, you’re crying so hard. Mom hugged me and started moving me away, consoling me.

“Maisha,” I heard Mr. Clark say quietly, “Get rid of him. Leave no evidence that he was here.”

“Yes sir,” Maisha replied. I peeked around my mother long enough to catch a glimpse of a smirk on her face. Like she had just gotten away with murder.

I sat in my room. It was quiet. I kept replaying the scene in my head. There was nothing I could do to stop seeing Mr. Garing like that whenever I closed my eyes. The more I thought about it, the more something strange stirred within me. A sense that judgment needed to be carried out. Maisha killed him, and Mr. Clark probably knew it. For as long as I can remember, mother always said he was a fair and just judge. But I don’t think he is. I think he’s only “fair and just” when it suits him. I recalled seeing something odd around Maisha when I saw her. A soft glow. It was red and muddy. It crept out of her like the real her was seeping through the cracks of the fake her. Knock knock knock. Mom walked into the room with a plate. She handed it to me along with utensils and a napkin.

“I think Mr. Garing would still want you to eat when he’s gone. I know you’re upset, so I gave you a smaller portion.” She smiled at me. It was soft, understanding, and sweet. Not Maisha’s kind of sweet, something genuine. I picked at my food and ate what I could.

“Good job, Dina. I know it’s hard. Loss is never easy, especially under these circumstances.” She hugged me and gave me a kiss on the forehead. I noticed that she had the same aura as Maisha, but different. It was soft and golden. Instead of oozing out it radiated, like she was glowing. 

“Is something wrong dear?” she asked.

“Mom, I think… I think I’m seeing things,” I confessed. She looked at me confused then pressed her lips to my forehead.

“You don’t have a temperature. What are you seeing?”

“Auras, there’s one around you and there was one around Maisha when…” I cut myself off.

“Hmmm. Let’s wait a couple of days and if it doesn’t get better, I’ll talk to your father about getting you a doctor. Ok?”

“Ok.” I smiled. She took the mostly untouched plate, utensils, and napkin out of the room. Later that evening, mom walked into the room with a plastic bag. She set the bag down on the table and motioned for me to come to her. She pulled out a few books, pencils, pens, markers, and a set of colored pencils.

“I got you some coloring books and a sketchbook in case you wanted to draw.” I smiled and got really excited. I hugged her tightly and thanked her before flipping through the books. One of them had blank pages, the others had everything from fruits and flowers to animals and people. There was even this thing called mandala. I opened the colored pencils and started on one of the mandalas. After a while mom told me that it was time to go to bed.

“Five more minutes? Please?” I asked.

“Oh alright, but just five more minutes.”

“Thank you!”

It’s been five years since Mr. Garing died. Mr. Clark has gotten stricter, meaner. He started hitting mom. She tried not to let me see the bruises and hid when she cried. I could feel mom’s aura grow sad whenever she cried. The auras never went away. No doctor could figure out the reason behind them and they grew stronger over the years. I could now sense people before seeing them. Standing in front of my favorite window, I dolefully looked at the garden. It was no longer dutifully maintained. Branches spread from the trees and bushes wildly. Grass and flowers bloomed in between the stone path. Mom approached me.

“Dina, I’m going out, do you want anything? Maybe some food, a new coloring book, stickers maybe?”

“No thank you.”

“Dina,” she sighed, “Things are difficult right now but you aren’t eating well. I’m worried about you.” She got closer and gave me a hug. Eventually she let go, “I’m going to bring you back some things ok.”

“Ok, mom,” I finally relented. She gave me a kiss and left. I wandered the house for a few minutes before sneaking into the collections room. The sword sat stilly in its case. For some reason it never needed to be polished. Maybe it’s just because it’s never taken out of the case. I pressed my hand against the glass, relishing the cool, smooth surface on my skin as I had so many times before. If only you were mine. I’d finally be able to protect mom. I felt Maisha outside the door and hid. She walked in and checked behind some of the cases before leaving. She started patrolling the house, especially whenever she couldn’t find me. I tried to stay away from her nowadays. She’s revealed her true personality at this point. Malicious and violent, but still sickly sweet and manipulative. I glanced at the sword before leaving too. I waited in the lounge for mom to get back. I heard the door open and close, then a voice.

“What did you get?” Mr. Clark demanded.

“I just got some things, nothing more.” I peeked around the corner to see Mr. Clark pull the bag out of her hands and rummage through it.

“Just as I thought, you got some things for that little demon,” he scowled. He took out a box of colored pencils and started snapping them in half.

“Enough Danny!” Mom reached forward to grab what was left of the box out of his hands. He smacked her across the face and pushed her to the ground. I ran to mom and stood in between her and Mr. Clark. We stared each other down. Finally he huffed and left. I turned to mom who had gotten up already.

“Sorry about your colored pencils dear.”

“No no, it’s fine. As long as you’re ok.” I picked up the broken pencils and put them back into the box as best I could.

“You’re so sweet Dina. I wish your father would see that.” She smiled woefully. I wish he did too, mom. We ended up spending the next couple of hours chatting with each other while working on our coloring pages. When we finished preparing dinner, we were a little surprised to find Mr. Clark sitting at the table waiting. By his side sat Maisha with her cheshire grin. Grimacing, I set the food I carried on the table and sat next to Mr. Clark. I didn’t want to give him an easy chance at getting to mom. Everyone was silent. The tension was suffocating. It made its way down my throat and settled into a lump that made it hard to eat. For the sake of my mom, I choked the now bitter tasting food down. All I wanted to do was run away. Away from Mr. Clark. Away from Maisha. Away from this stupid house! But mom would be sad if I left. And god knows what Mr. Clark would do to her if I did. What if mom ran away with me? The thought circulated in my brain. I started to formulate a plan. One that would take us out of here for good.

“Goodness, that woman,” mom uttered. She walked into our bathroom to get changed. I sat down on the edge of the bed, suddenly unsure if I should tell her.

“Mom?”

“Yes, Dina?”

“... What if we ran away?” Silence. “I mean, neither of us are happy here and I know that if we left we would be a lot happier.” Mom came out of the bathroom and sat down on the bed next to me. She cupped my cheek in her hand. My heart sank. She always did that before telling me something I didn’t like.

“I’d love to. But your father knows many people, he’d find us. I wouldn’t want to give you that taste of freedom just for you to long for it here.” She wants to, that’s all I needed. If she wants to then I’d be able to convince her eventually.

“We could go somewhere he’d never find us! Another country maybe, we’d just need to leave!” I beamed, “We could go anywhere we wanted, do whatever we wanted, and he wouldn’t be able to stop us!” Her eyes glazed over, thinking of what could be.

“Do you even have a plan?” she asked. I eagerly explained the plan I had come up with. Mom interjected with suggestions from time to time. It was decided that we would leave on Christmas Eve. A fitting Christmas present for him. We packed our backpacks together and hid them under the bed. And for the first time in a long while, we fell asleep with smiles on our faces.

The couple of days we waited seemed to pass in the blink of an eye. I tried my best not to seem happier or anything, so Mr. Clark or Maisha wouldn’t suspect anything. Dinner seemed agonizingly slow. The Christmas chicken seemed to taste even better than usual knowing that it would be our last meal here. Mom and I headed to our room to get ready. Out of a drawer, she pulled out a box in bright Christmas wrapping paper.

“An early Christmas gift. Go on, open it.” She handed me the box. I carefully took off the wrapping paper and opened the box. I pulled out the soft white fabric to find that it was a beautiful winter dress. It had braids and a fur hood. I noticed that there was more. Still in the box were some black leggings, white gloves with fur on the wrist, socks, boots that also had some fur on them, fluffy earmuffs, and a pair of sunglasses.

“They’re so pretty!”

“Try it on,” I looked at her excitedly, “If we’re going to escape, we should at least do it fashionably.” I hugged her and ran into the bathroom, blurting out a thank you on the way. The clothes fit perfectly and were super warm and cozy. I strutted out of the bathroom, showing off my new outfit (and probably favorite if we’re being honest).

“Ooo, look at you. My little girl’s going to be a supermodel. Next thing I know, you’ll be on the cover of Vogue.” At the flattery, I struck a pose. I giggled and went to hug mom. She got ready too and, like me, struck a few poses while I “ooo”-ed and “ahh”-ed at her. We sat down on the bed waiting for Mr. Clark and Maisha to finally go to sleep.

“Why don’t we stop by that antique shop you’ve told me about, the one that opened recently? After all, I still need a gift for you,” I suggested. Mom laughed.

“Oh Dina, you are the greatest gift I could’ve asked for. But if you want to go, then we can.” We watched the seconds tick by slowly. Finally, it was time to leave. We grabbed our backpacks from under the bed and snuck through the house. Mom opened the front door and we left. Something about the fresh air was different when you’re outside. Taking a deep breath, I realized that I could see my breath in the air! I did it a couple more times before mom grabbed my hand and led me towards the city for the first time. Everything was enveloped in the fluffy snow. A few snowflakes fell on my face as we walked. The bushes and trees looked different than the ones I could see from the house. I think Mr. Garing said that these kinds of plants were evergreens. I couldn’t take my eyes away from, well, everything! Just before we got into the city, mom pulled out the sunglasses from her pockets. Oops, I forgot that. She put them on my face. We finally made it to the city. A few people walked by us and cars passed on the street. Golden lights streamed outside from the houses and shops. A few minutes later we stood in front of the antique shop. It was a small place that was slightly run down but in a homely sense.

“I think it’s still open, but it won’t be for very long. Let’s be quick Dina,” mom said. Inside the store, the smell of dust greeted us. Trinkets and the glossy eyes of some dolls twinkled under a flickering lightbulb to our left. Towards the back sat a few chairs and blankets that have certainly seen better days. On our right stood racks of different clothes that had a few bright garments peeking from behind the dull ones. A glass case had jewelry, ornate daggers, and a few guns on display. The side closest to the wall was wooden and had a till and a card scanner on it.

“Welcome, need some last minute gift?” the shopkeeper greeted as she came from a doorway in the back. She was an older woman that wore her hair in a low bun and a brightly colored shawl.

“My daughter wanted to get a gift for me,” mom replied. She nudged me forward and I waved a hello.

“I see,” she looked at me through her glasses, “Oh what a darling little thing you are! Do you have something in mind or would you like some help?”

“Some help please.”

“Of course, of course,” she waddled to the trinkets, waving me over. She talked me through the things on display. None of them seemed to be quite what I was looking for. Looking for a gift is hard. It seemed so simple. Mom always got me things that I liked. Maybe she felt the same while looking for gifts. The old lady pulled down a jewelry box and opened it. She searched through the things inside until one caught my eye. I carefully untangled it from the mess of other necklaces and bracelets. It was a simple chain with an elongated metal sphere. It seemed to open on one side. In it were two small frames with photos inside.

“I know that look when I see it. That’s the one, isn’t it?” the old lady intoned. I nodded. We walked over to the till and mom paid for it. The shopkeeper was even kind enough to let us borrow some scissors so we could fit our pictures inside.

“This is a beautiful gift dear. Thank you.” Mom hugged me and we headed out the door, saying our goodbyes. The cold air didn’t hesitate to begin its biting the second we stepped outside.

“Aww, what a cute mother-daughter moment,” a familiar voice jeered, “I almost want to cry.” Maisha sauntered over to us, that awful smile plastered on her face. Mom stepped in front of me.

“Maisha, I don’t you don’t exactly like either of us, but please don’t tell him. At the very least give us some time to get away,” mom pleaded. Unexpectedly, Maisha actually seemed to be considering it. Then she grabbed mom by her hair and started wrangling her to her car. I rushed to her side and grabbed Maisha’s arm. Maisha opened the car door and shoved mom inside. She turned, throwing me in too. She got in the driver’s seat and started the car. Mr. Clark was waiting for us as we pulled up to the house. His furrowed brows and frown were the only greeting we got from him. The two of them escorted us to our room and locked us in. I immediately checked the windows to find that they had been nailed shut. Mom covered her face with her hands. She started crying. Seeing mom cry in front of me like that hurt. It hurt in the same way it had every time she was hit. I sat down on the floor, staring a hole into the carpet. I’m not sure when it happened, but I eventually fell asleep.

The sound of the door opening loudly woke me up. It was now morning. Mr. Clark and Maisha strode into the room. Mom stood up and before she could speak, Mr. Clark smacked her, hard. I got to my feet and rushed to her. Maisha stepped in the way and pushed me back. Mr. Clark was now dragging mom out of the room. I struggled against Maisha as the door shut. Suddenly I was on the ground writhing in agony. Maisha proceeded to kick me repeatedly in the stomach and head. She pulled me up by my hair and held my face close to hers, enjoying every second. I hated her. I hated her so much. I hated her with every fiber of my being.

“Bitch,” I spat out as I poked her in the eye. She let go of me and brought her hand to her face. She stomped on my stomach before grabbing a fistful of my hair again. This time she punched me in the face over and over and over. As much as I didn’t want to, I started crying. I didn’t want her to have that satisfaction of making me cry. This incited her to keep punching me with a renewed fury. Just as I began to fall unconscious, I heard a voice. It was firm and soft at the same time. It wasn’t masculine or feminine.

“Dina, it’s now or never. It is time for Maisha Qwest to be tried, and you are the judge. Guilty or innocent?” the voice requisitioned. Memories, or visions, flashed through my head. Maisha killed many and committed so many wrongs, even if I didn’t know her I’d say she’s guilty.

“Guilty,” I said through gritted teeth. A fiery strength surged through my body. It flowed hot and powerful, like a fire was lit inside of me. I punched Maisha in the face. She stumbled back, but I didn’t let her recover. I kicked her knee out and she fell to the floor. I got on top of her, hands around her throat. She grabbed at my wrists but it was no use. I am stronger than her now.

“Maisha Qwest, for the murder of several people, theft, abuse, and seducing a married man, I pronounce you guilty.” The words fell out of my mouth smoothly, like butter, like they were meant for me to say. My lips contorted into a twisted grin and my eyes widened. Hers did too, but in terror.  Seeing her choke underneath me, living her last moments in fear of me, was blissful. Cathartic, even. With her last bits of strength, she clawed at my face, neck, and arms. The pain meant nothing anymore. It only served to fuel my ecstasy. When she finally blacked out, I snapped her neck. There was no point in wasting the energy trying to make sure she was really dead. I stood over her, admiring my work for just a few moments. The fiery strength weakened, fading from my body. With no time to waste, I stumbled out of the room and made for the study, where mom would likely be. I passed by the collections room and stopped. The soundless resonance was stronger than ever.

“Go ahead, claim it. It will serve you well.” the voice urged. I entered the room, not bothering with any of the other cases. Unable to open the case, I rammed my fist through it. The sword practically leapt into my hand. That inaudible vibration filled the void left by the waning fire. A renewed strength within me, I ran to the study. Mom’s body lying on the ground unmoving welcomed me. I shot towards her.

“Mom? Mom, wake up, come on! We can go now!” I shook her but there was no response. “Mom! Mom, please!” I broke down into sobs. Through blurry vision I barely made out the blood coming from the side of her head. I was torn from my grief by a hand grabbing me by the hair. Mr. Clark came into view shortly before his fist collided with my face. Relentlessly, he beat me up. I tried to reach the sword, somehow convinced it would help me. Each time he pulled me back to him and continued hitting me. I’ve never used a sword, nor have I trained physically. Maybe I was searching for some kind of assurance that I wasn’t going to end up like mom. I managed to grab a trophy and hit him over the head with it. He cried out and clutched his head. I took the opportunity to finally grab the sword and held it in front of me. His now bloody face snapped to me with a rage I’ve never seen before. He noticed the sword unsteadily held in my hands and laughed.

“You can’t do anything with that! It won’t save you, Dina.” That was the first time he’s ever called me by my name. He didn’t deserve to call me by my name. Not now, not ever. I swung the sword at him. Mr. Clark side-stepped and got me in the stomach. I fell to the ground, heaving. I saw hazy feet in front of me and a gentle hand on my head. I didn’t get the chance to see who it was, but I had a feeling that they belonged to the mysterious voice I’ve been hearing. Memories poured into my head again. They weren’t the sins of another but training sessions. Years of practice with the sword. I saw how to wield it, but no longer had the strength to utilize it.

“Allow me to assist you.” I felt this weird feeling, like there was now someone else in my body with me. They slashed upwards, leaving a deep gash in Mr. Clark’s chest. He stumbled backwards, tripping over his feet. They stood me up and guided my arms to inflict several more cuts and stabs on his legs and arms. They exited my body, leaving behind some of their strength. I stabbed into his stomach several times. Mr. Clark’s memories played in my head, just like with Maisha. What I saw disgusted me. This ‘fair and just’ judge had been paid off by many. To convict an innocent person or to release a criminal. How dare he hold such a high standing for such low deeds?

“Danny Clark, for the abuse and murder of my mother, for your unfaithful behavior, and for stooping so low as to accept bribes from people, I judge you-” through his delirium he laughed at me.

“You? Judge?” he sputtered through his blood, “Only the perfect are fit to judge others. You- you are not perfect you little demon.” He spat out the last part. I did nothing. I just stared at him.

“You are far less perfect than I am,” I raised the sword above my shoulder, “I am the chosen judge, here to determine your fate. I am the true judge. I am Judge Angel.” With those last words, I swung the sword and took off his head. “And I judge you guilty, Danny Clark.” Unlike Maisha, there was no ecstasy in judging him. Just a quiet satisfaction, knowing that he finally got what he deserved. I stood beside my mother’s corpse, letting go of the tension from the fights. With the tension, left my borrowed strength. The last thing I remember was collapsing on the floor.

When I woke up, my body ached something fierce. I laid there gathering my strength before standing up, much to my body’s displeasure. I stumbled to the bathroom and took a Tylenol. Looking in the mirror, I was a mess. My nose was bloody and both of my eyes were black. The blood from my clothes dripped onto my outfit. The one mom just gave me. I fell to the floor. There was nothing I could do to stop my crying and I didn’t want to. Once the Tylenol started taking effect, I got up and cleaned myself up. I put peroxide on the blood stains of my dress and cleaned the blood off of my boots. Once they were clean, I put them back on. From our room I grabbed a large suitcase and brought it to the study. Carefully, I placed mom inside. I think you’d like to be buried somewhere beautiful. I brought the suitcase and my backpack outside of the house, to the shed. In the shed, I grabbed one of the jerry cans and the fertilizer. One of Mr. Garing’s books said the nitrogen in fertilizer was explosive when exposed to fire. I spread a trail of gasoline into the study, leaving a little trail for me to light outside. Then I placed the fertilizer in the middle of the room. I leisurely grabbed the matches and walked back to the beginning of my trail. I lit the match and dropped it into the gas. Lugging the heavy suitcase, I headed in the opposite direction of the city. It wasn’t long until I heard the explosion. I quickened my pace.

In the middle of a clearing on the edge of a cliff, I knelt in front of my mother’s grave. It took me a while, but I finally found a pretty place to bury you mom. The clearing was bursting with a variety of flowers. A river cut through the edge of the clearing, flowing over the edge. Freshness practically seasoned the air. I felt an aura behind me and spun around to face it. A glowing, masculine figure stood before me. Plants grew to meet his figure. He had short, curly dirty blonde hair. Behind his head hovered a fiery ring emanating power beyond anything I could compare with. His robes seemed to almost float around him. Looking him in the eyes proved futile, he did and didn’t have any. I don’t know what he is, but I don’t think he’s here for a good reason.  

“Hello, Dina,” it was the unknown voice, “A lovely spot you’ve found for your mother. I think she would be happy to know that she was buried here.” 

“Are you eventually going to tell me who you are?” I asked warily.

“Simple, I am your patron.”

[olddirtybadfic]

The Angsty Domestic Life of Team Rocket: WTFcats (part one of three)

And we're back in the dark. Or at least a passing shadow. This starts off with standard-issue angst, then veers into what-the-fuckery toward the second chapter.

Also, so many unexplained talking Meowth OCs. WHY.

Warnings: Pokémon/Human romantic relationship (this time with an OC talking Meowth); unexplained mpreg/male pregnancy; workplace violence; shaky grasp of the realities of pregnancy and childrearing; general angst; lack of medical and scientific knowledge; original characters; possible out-of-character moments for Jessie, James, and Meowth; odd ideas about romance

-O-o-O-o-O-

The Meowth kitten packed her things. She wanted to get as far away from that place as she could. Her parents got blasted into the troposphere almost every day, her younger brother cried almost nonstop, wanting his man-mother, and she was considered a freak of nature.

The Meowth kitten’s name was Methidy. She was an unusual kitten. Her parents were a male Meowth and a human male. They were testing out a drug for Team Rocket scientists. The drug could make humans produce Pokémon offspring. The experiment worked and she and her younger brother, Methoni, were the results of it.

She looked unusual for a Meowth kitten, too. Instead of having grey eyes and cream-colored fur like her father, she had green eyes and bluish violet hair like her mother.

No matter how much her parents, James and another talking Meowth, said that the blue fur was pretty, their teammate Jessie always said, “It’s still pretty freaky.”

Methidy knew her parents loved her. But she just couldn’t stay in that hellhole any longer.

-O-o-O-

The next day, James found a note on his dresser. When he read it, he passed out.

When he came to, Matalico, his boyfriend (another talking Meowth), and Meowth were sitting next to him, wiping his face with a wet rag.

“I read the note, James,” Matalico said.

“What did the note say?” Meowth asked.

James gave Meowth the note. It read:

“Dear Mom and Dad:

I’m leaving the house. I can’t stand to be here anymore. It’s too painful with Jessie calling me a freak. I’ll send you an address and phone number when I find a place to live.

Your daughter, Methidy. P.S. I love you both.”

“This is just plain sad. I hope we can find her,” Meowth said.

“Why are our children growing up to be like me? I don’t want them to have to go through all of what I did,” James said between sobs.

“They’re like you because you had them and raised them. It’s just hereditary. Besides, you managed. Maybe Methidy will, too,” Matalico said.

“At least we know she still loves us,” James said.

-O-o-O-

Later that day, Methoni said his first words.

“Run away,” Methoni said quietly.

“Matalico! Methoni’s talking!” James cried.

Matalico ran over to the two.

“Run away,” the kitten repeated slightly more loudly.

Then he ran in circles saying, “Run away!” over and over again.

When he finally stopped, James picked him up and cradled him, with tears in his eyes.

“Even Methoni wants to leave,” he sobbed.

Matalico kind of felt guilty for being so proud of Methoni’s first words. James put his whole heart into being a parent and what did he get? Two kittens who just seem to want to run away.

Methoni didn’t really want to run away. He had just heard that phrase so often, he memorized it.

He would stick around when things got really bad.

-O-o-O-

One day, Team Rocket got a call from Giovanni.

When Matalico got off the phone, he looked so serious, James was shocked.

“They don’t need me anymore. So….they’re going to kill me,” Matalico said.

James was so shocked, he couldn’t even cry.

“But, Matalico….We need you….” James whispered.

“But they don’t.”

“They can’t!”

“Yes, they can. I’m no longer useful to them, James,” Matalico said.

The cruelty was enough to kill James, but somehow, it didn’t.

The next day, Team Rocket thugs came and took Matalico. An hour later, they threw his snow-covered body at the door of the cabin as James opened the door.

James screamed and cried as if he was being tortured, which he basically was. He couldn’t see how he could go on without Matalico.

Then things took a turn for the worse.

-O-o-O-o-O-

Moral of the story: Go ahead, make your characters' names start with "Meth." You won't cringe half to death when you reread it twenty years later.

[orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket]

The most annoying thing Walnut does, even worse than barking at the mailman, is the ritual of his “evening drink.” Every night, when I am settled in bed, when I am on the brink of sleep, Walnut will suddenly get very thirsty. If I go to bed at 10:30, Walnut will get thirsty at 11. If I go to bed at midnight, he’ll wake me up at 1. I’ve found that the only way I cannot be mad about this is to treat this ritual as its own special kind of voyage — to try to experience it as if for the first time. If I am open to it, my upstairs hallway contains an astonishing amount of life.

The evening drink goes something like this: First, Walnut will stand on the edge of the bed, in a muscular, stout little stance, and he will wave his big ridiculous fan tail in my face, creating enough of a breeze that I can’t ignore it. I will roll over and try to go back to sleep, but he won’t let me: He’ll stamp his hairy front paws and wag harder, then add expressive noises from his snout — half-whine, half-breath, hardly audible except to me. And so I give up. I sit up and pivot and plant my feet on the floor — I am hardly even awake yet — and I make a little basket of my arms, like a running back preparing to take a handoff, and Walnut pops his body right into that pocket, entrusting the long length of his vulnerable spine (a hazard of the dachshund breed) to the stretch of my right arm, and then he hangs his furry front legs over my left. From this point on we function as a unit, a fusion of man and dog. As I lift my weight from the bed Walnut does a little hop, just to help me with gravity, and we set off down the narrow hall. We are Odysseus on the wine-dark sea. (Walnut is Odysseus; I am the ship.)

All of evolution, all of the births and deaths since caveman times, since wolf times, that produced my ancestors and his — all the firelight and sneak attacks and tenderly offered scraps of meat, the cages and houses, the secret stretchy coils of German DNA — it has all come, finally, to this: a fully grown exhausted human man, a tiny panting goofy harmless dog, walking down the hall together. Even in the dark, Walnut will tilt his snout up at me, throw me a deep happy look from his big black eyes — I can feel this happening even when I can’t see it — and he will snuffle the air until I say nice words to him (OK you fuzzy stinker, let’s go get your evening drink), and then, always, I will lower my face and he will lick my nose, and his breath is so bad, his fetid snout-wind, it smells like a scoop of the primordial soup. It is not good in any way. And yet I love it.

Walnut and I move down the hall together, step by bipedal step, one two three four, tired man and thirsty friend, and together we pass the wildlife of the hallway — a moth, a spider on the ceiling, both of which my children will yell at me later to move outside, and of course each of these creatures could be its own voyage, its own portal to millions of years of history, but we can’t stop to study them now; we are passing my son’s room. We can hear him murmuring words to his friends in a voice that sounds disturbingly like my own voice, deep sound waves rumbling over deep mammalian cords — and now we are passing my daughter’s room, my sweet nearly grown-up girl, who was so tiny when we brought Walnut home, as a golden puppy, but now she is moving off to college. In her room she has a hamster she calls Acorn, another consciousness, another portal to millions of years, to ancient ancestors in China, nighttime scampering over deserts.

But we move on. Behind us, in the hallway, comes a sudden galumphing. It is yet another animal: our other dog, Pistachio, he is getting up to see what’s happening; he was sleeping, too, but now he is following us. Pistachio is the opposite of Walnut, a huge mutt we adopted from a shelter, a gangly scraggly garbage muppet, his body welded together out of old mops and sandpaper, with legs like stilts and an enormous block head and a tail so long that when he whips it in joy, constantly, he beats himself in the face. Pistachio unfolds himself from his sleepy curl, stands, trots, huffs and stares after us with big human eyes. Walnut ignores him, because with every step he is sniffing the dark air ahead of us, like a car probing a night road with headlights, and he knows we are approaching his water dish now, he knows I am about to bend my body in half to set his four paws simultaneously down on the floor, he knows that he will slap the cool water with his tongue for 15 seconds before I pick him up again and we journey back down the hall. And I find myself wondering, although of course it doesn’t matter, if Walnut was even thirsty, or if we are just playing out a mutual script. Or maybe, and who could blame him, he just felt like taking a trip.

Sam Anderson, "Lessons from a Lifetime of Animal Voyages"