#but well malcolm is hot so 👀

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𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙤𝙣 - 𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙥𝙚 [1x13]

[arliedraws]

ooooohhh who do you like/ship in macbeth? 👀

Omg a MACBETH ask!!!

Umm...I would ship Macbeth with a LOT of characters. I really, REALLY like when Macbeth is a young man and Lady Macbeth is at least a decade older, so that's my top ship right there. The Mommy thing is...so fucking delicious. Big murderous warrior asking Mommy to please fuck him? Trying to convince her he's a big strong man???? Lady Macbeth taking care of her boy????

Then Macbeth/Banquo--very into the best friends things lately, but I like that this is much more toxic than my usual. I like the idea that when Banquo had a son, Macbeth was...jealous of the attention Fleance received from Banquo. Also, having your ex-lover murdered because you believe he's the better man and you think he's going to take your throne? The only thing is that I wish Macbeth had been the one to kill Banquo, but oh well.

Also, Macbeth/Malcolm. Older man/younger man. Macbeth is physically stronger and aggressive while Malcolm is young and manipulative? Yeah, feed me.

You'd think with my love of enemies-to-lovers that I'd like Macbeth/Macduff, but I honestly think Macduff is sort of boring. Theoretically, it's hot, but it doesn't actually get me going. I could ruminate on this and get myself there eventually though.

Also Macbeth probably fucked (got fucked by???) the witches? And liked it?

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Landgraab Household [1]

Welcome to another iteration of my half Uberhood. Today we are with Malcolm.

I got him a car as his house comes with a garage and without wasting time he made it to his electronics store

And apparently, Mallory the girl who Don met on his last day works here. She has a lot of skills but none is really an interest to Malcolm as he needs someone who can work the register.

Running the store is going a lot easier then the bakery. It also helps that Malcolm has more of a talent in making a sell where as Denise would just argue with customers xD

I spot the most famous Sandy Bruty. Loving the hot pants!

Around 4 or 5 he closes the store and makes his way to the Club Dante. Now, I want to get things and change it up a little bit around here but need to see how much money this place can earn first. And also look who came here on the first day 👀

You guys must know of this picture. Because of that I always thought of Nina to be Malcolm's first so he will pursue her as he already has a wish to ask someone on a date.

Next day he had a wish to jump rope and what do you know fitness is his one true hobby. I was already thinking about him having a gym as his 3rd asset and this just confirmed it.

uh... ma'am you seem to have misplaced your face...

so she got a pink face after I gave her the uniform, meaning I loaded the thumbnails for a bunch of new cc.

-I'm sorry Mallory but you're scaring the customers. I'm afraid I must let you go.

oh, god... it's pink... it's pink everywhere. This reminds me; there was a post in tumblr making the rounds that showed someone found the texture for the pink flashing. Has anyone made a default replacement for it? It sounds like something we would do as the sims community xD

I reloaded the game and it seems like it is the teens' night at Club Dante. The reporter was also there but he didn't write a review.

I removed the tables and the bar from this room and added a billiard table, this table and a gambling table. Which also meant Malcolm had to let this guy go as well. He will hire someone eventually so they can be promoted to a manager if I want to expand his business but for now I'd like to see if he can make a decent profit.

I also got this guy for the outside because I never see them around in lots as I never play with the newer expansion worlds.

Also we have a university dude for the register. I'm guessing he is from university because he has that goofy walk. He has no skills so he asks for very little and he will eventually learn to get better with the register.

He fails the sale often too but he can still profit here. Also as you can see I mixed it up a little with the electronics.

He didn't go to the club and instead took the night off to have a little fun and maybe meet Nina again.

Nina wasn't around and the waiter dropped the food all over him

But at least he met Zelda Mae. This means nothing to you guys but in one of my saves him and Zelda were the most adorable couple.

to be continued...

[khaleesiofalicante]

"Grief is love's souvenir. It's our proof that we once loved. Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I loved well. Here is my proof that I paid the price" -Glennon Doyle Melton, Love Warrior

Because parents are supposed to protect their children. Parents are not supposed to outlive them. Oh look, back with the inmortality pain again🙂🙂

“Would you like to come in?” Magnus asked.

Alec was going to kill him.

Oh, whatever. Alec knew whom he married.

Yeah, he married a dumbass with a golden heart smh😔

OH SHIT THIS DOES MAKES SENSE. Who knew actions have consequences, right Malcolm???

HE WAS BORN OF MAGIC. LITERALLY. OMFG.

Call her out Magnus!!! God this woman is CRAZY! Like mother like daughter I guess...

THEY SAID THE THING!!

“Agreed,” Jace nodded. “Remember when our biggest worry was our own parents?”

“Kids have it so easy these days,” Alec pointed out.

Oh, the simple good old days, where did they go?? 😭😭

You are too good to talk to Kingsley babe <3

ALEC'S SASS HERE 😂😂 TRULY AMAZING!! I AM LOVE MY PETTY BABE 🥰

Ngl, diplomatic Alec is a different kind of hot jdbdkdnd

The entire shadow world did. If Alec had kissed Magnus in the Accords Hall, Max had kissed David in Edom in the middle of a battle.

The Lightwood-Banes took dramatic romantic gestures a little too seriously.

Not complaining from my side😍

I dislike Kyle soooo much, but I will forgive him JUST A LITTLE BIT bc he saved Alec....

THAT WAS FUCKING COOL. And him gushing about warlocks just makes it ten times better djhdkdjd

I wanted them to meet for so long and you didn't disappoint me💙

Don't you understand that there are assholes LIKE YOU that will exploit all this magic???

YOU DIDN'T JUST THREATEN THE MF LIGHTWOOD-BANES!!!

“Tell me, Mallory,” Alec said. “What does it feel like to be everyone’s second choice?” I fucking love Alec kshdkdksks, she is so goddamn powerful rn and he still said "bitch, you thought!"

But there was nothing in the world that he cared about more than his Max I'm not sure how much more mavid angst can I take😭😭😭

Jackson and David>>>>>

This memory loss is hurting LIKE A BITCH😭

What the fuck is Levithan upto???

Omg he is not helping Max, he has been helping David all along!!! Wtf????

“I want you to do what you were born to do,” Leviathan whispered.

“Destroy the nephilim?” David swallowed.

“Love Max,” Leviathan replied. “The rest will fall into place."

I am soooo many questions and 0 answers😭

Who the fuck is Merlin??? What is happening???

“Leviathan!” David yelled. “Is there a way to get my old memories back?”

“Try going back in time!” Leviathan yelled back.

Is this foreshadowing of going back in time bc at this point everyone has said this and I am kinda terrified....

She can create fire??? Are you fucking kidding me??? God am I STRESSED!!!

There are other solutions rather than destroying Idris and doing necromancy, you know? Like, therapy....

Mallory: *shows up in her house green and with magic*

Hunter and Devlin: yeah anyway, what about your brother???

HOW FUCKED UP CAN A SINGLE FAMILY BE???

Also I feel taking all this magic is going to backfire.... Good :)

Hi. I thought you might enjoy this edit 😇👀

[deepspacedukat]

Dreamed mirror Reed was in the regular universe and the only thing him and normal Malcolm agreed on is that I was hot and they wanted to bang the hell out of me.

They did and it was ✨AMAZING✨ of course mirror Reed was a little bit of a softie which is probably out of character but??? It was a nice dream I cannot complain.

Although I do now want to know which mirror versions would be most likely to have a threesome with their counterpart?

-Horta-in-Charge

OOOOOOH Mirror!Reed is 🔥🥵! Ma'am, this sounds like an absolutely delicious dream. Ooooh, you lucky thing, you!

Oooooh, @horta-in-charge, that's a good question. 👀

I feel like definitely Garak would. Mirror!Kira would definitely try and instigate one - idk if Prime!Kira would join in or not, but she'd be tempted based off the tension between her selves in that first Mirror episode in DS9. The Bashirs would, no question, as well as the Jadzias. I know we don't get to see Mirror!Dukat, but for the sake of my wet dreams sanity, I have to believe that he and his Prime Universe counterpart would.

As for the Enterprise characters, I’d say the Reeds would for obvious reasons. Mirror!Archer would definitely try to start something, and I think if the person he was trying it with was into it, Prime!Archer would hesitate but ultimately join in. I have to believe in my ovaries heart that both Shrans would. I have to. It is necessary for my survival. Oooh, maybe Mirror and Prime Phlox?? Phlox has multiple wives who have multiple husbands, so he’d definitely be into that. Maybe Trip and his counterpart? If the third person was into it. 

As for the characters from the original Star Trek, maybe the Kirks? And the Spocks - if Mirror!Spock could convince Prime!Spock that it’s logical, of course. Other than that, I don’t know. Have I missed anyone? I feel like I’ve missed people...

[shrinkthisviolet]

7 and 12?

7: what is you favourite sentence/paragraph? read it to us!

“Well, you’re still in school. There’s time for you to grow up and do something with your life.”

“You’re not in school anymore, but I’d say the same for you, Hartley.”

Morgan sassing Hartley is the best thing!! I love her 🥰

We haven’t even gotten to her meeting Jesse and Harry yet, the snark levels will be off the charts

12: what headcanon will you keep implementing in your fics, even if canon ends up contradicting it?

I’ve talked about my CK and ATLA headcanons here, so let’s get into some Flash headcanons!

I have a whole list of birthdays 😂 mostly that Hartley is a few years younger than the Team and born on March 15th (Cisco jokes that it’s a bad omen, since it’s the Ides of March). Eliza is a couple years younger than Caitlin, but they’re birthday twins. Nora is 18, not 28, because it makes more sense narratively.

Also, the whole deleted scene with Thawne explaining that he “stole” Harrison’s love? Yeah, that’s canon in my head. Gives him some more depth.

Malcolm Thawne exists, and he’s Eobard’s real ancestor, which is how Eobard was able to live on after S1. The timeline got confused for a hot second with Eobard saying Eddie was his ancestor so they accidentally erased him then went “whoops, our mistake! You still have a living ancestor!” 😂

Cisco and all iterations of Harrison Wells have autism. Barry, Jesse, Morgan, and Nora West-Allen have ADHD. (Nora might have autism instead...? TBD). Basically everyone is bisexual. Hunter’s straight though, so are the DeVoes, and there are other non-villain exceptions that I’ll figure out eventually. Morgan’s aroace, but she hasn’t quite figured that out yet 😂

Tina is single and in love with Henry. In canon, they don’t get to date/get married because Henry dies. In my AU...👀

I also have a headcanon that Jesse had a girlfriend at some point! And I’m going to implement that 🥰

OH ALSO WALLINDA! That happens too! I headcanon it happens offscreen after Wally leaves the Team to join the Legends, and the Legends all know. They’re actually the ones who tell Team Flash, who feel bad for not trying to keep in touch with Wally (as they should!). Oh also, Jesse and Wally are friends after their breakup, and she actually is part of the group encouraging Wally to ask out Linda!

In my AU, it happens differently, but it does happen! Wallinda/Wallylinda is too iconic in the comics to pass up 🥰

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