#but we don't talk about that

[minaripengwin]

They're a toxic yuri now, so sad 😞😞

they’re never beating the divorce allegations are they

[stargirl230]

I’m so late to this but i started watching ofmd and jim has stolen my whole heart 🍊

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[feykrorovaan]

Some of you have never climbed the 7,000 steps to get to High Hrothgar and it shows.

[nephilimbrute]

pearlina week..!!!!!! au day :3 sam & max timeee

+ these

[obriengf]

Dylan + 🌷, April 2024.

[thus-spoke-lo]

Reading everyone else's self-ship content: Beautiful. Amazing. Stunning. Love stories for the ages. Tell me every minute detail of every first date, every kiss, every lazy morning. I am clapping and cheering at every post.

Writing my own self-ship content: Cringe. Embarrassing. Someone take away my keyboard and stop my sinful hands.

[pearlynia]

Teacher: what do you do in your free, Pearl?

Me mentally: I read fan fics about harry Potter's dead father and Harry Potter's dead godfather's long dead brother falling in love over and over again. I also read the dead gay wearwolf and Harry Potter's dead godfather falling in love. Oh also Harry Potter's dead mum and this character that was mentioned once in the books. OH have i told you about the insane deatheater in Harry Potter's forth year who kidnapped the head of aura and this one twink that I'm pretty sure cut off the said head aura's eye which is pretty hot! And also-

Me: I read.

[lillybearrie]

Being Quixis suits Icarus well, they finally have a project that they can put that need for industrious activity to good use with a task that has a real tangible positive outcome on the multiverse.

They learn to take pride in their work because they really are good at what they do. They keep anomalies in check and clean up the remains of Midas's mess

And ok maybe they check up on their family every once and awhile and maybe just maybe sometimes they've left an orchid or two behind in that world while they await the day they can go back home

[rookisit]

how the fuck do I explain the Qsmp to my parents

Like yea I'm just going to go disappear into my room for 5-7 hours on a perfect summer day to watch my favorite white cis 34 year old Minecraft streamer take care of eggs due to the fact they made the mother leave by blowing up a wall because they have the impulse control of fucking kindergarteners and also to watch him get dragged kicking and screaming into gay role play and having to put up with the government. Oh, and did I mention that this is why I randomly started learning spanish?

The islands main goal despite the government having conflicting ideologies is communication and connection! Sure they kidnaped a few people but they are making lifelong connections between the island residents despite language barriers!

...

[nalooksthrough]

Pe-Az Canon Analysis

I think before I start making headcanons about the Pe-Az. I should do an analysis on what the show has already told and/or shown us. I'm writing it out because writing helps me form more structured thoughts.

Be warned this is a rather long post.

General

Going to start off with their ship. It's in the shape of a pod because 'peas in a pod' and all that, very goofy. It also glows a bright green leaving behind a small green trail when they travel. Speaking of travel, they don't move in a straight line, they pilot in a zig zag pattern.

They also fly their ship backwards which is a weird choice but okay you do you.

They refer to themselves as an intergalactic peace negotiating team called the Pe-Az. So yeah, Pe-Az isn't the name of their race, it's their team name. Their team consists of a Statistical Leader (top), an Optimism Captain (middle) and a member simply known as The Closer (bottom). Who remains mute until they exhausted all other options. Basically he's their trump card. They are also call each other brother so that's sweet. Siblings working in a intergalactic peace team together.

They say that they have been setting human disputes for centuries (with pictures to prove it) and they personally have helped with 293 negotiations before the events of "Peace of Pizza". And yet somehow out of 293 disrupts they never once came across a person whose lactose intolerant or has an allergy to dairy. In fact they don't even seem to know that it's a thing.

Now I'm not sure if they mean they as in the team or they as in they themselves have been helping settle human disputes over the centuries. The three of them could possibly be centuries old.

Also want to point out that fairies are only present in the 1950 burger fry treaty which makes me think that they have only just recently started to work with them.

They also seem to be overly confident in their belief that pizza is like the key to all negotiations, that it's the universal incentive and that everyone loves Pizza. Which okay sure, good luck trying that with the Yugopotamians.

They are so confident in this fact that they even made an on/off switch for it. Their technology must to insane if they create a device to turn the concept of pizza off (and remove Italy from existence) like that's scary man.

Also they just carry around different types of pizza with them in briefcases, which might just be disguised pizza boxes. Even for non-existing pizzas like ice-cream pizza. Wonder how many other types of pizza they have hidden away?

And I guess if they are being this non descript and vague about what a pizza is than it very well could be the universal incentive.

Their written language has a lot of arrows, lines and dots. Also that's a lot of repeating characters for such a short text. They must not have a big alphabet.

They have rules when it comes to their negotiations! The only one we know of so far is that if someone manages to out negotiate them, they have to go on their side. Even is they don't want to and it ends with the removal of all pizza in the world. They have no choice.

This isn't totally related to my analysis but think it's sweet that even though they are clearly uncomfortable. They were still willing to play video games with Dev or maybe it was just out fear. Dev was the first person to ever out negotiate them. The lactose intolerant child scares them.

Apparently they are monsters and eat their pizza crust first.

They also not only managed to sneak into the Galax institute completely undetected but also none of these parasciencist are even questioning their green colouring at all? What are they even doing there anyway? Are they trying to keep tabs on what the humans know about alien life?

Abilities

Going to start with the one they use the most. Their ability to Assimilate. They can seemly sprout humanoid forms from their sphere bodies and are relatively good at mimicking the human form with only minimal hiccups. And given they are intergalactic peace keepers this most likely extends to other non-human forms as well.

But they can't seem to change their colouration which you think would be a problem but no. No one seems to question them about it, no one even seems to even question where they came from or how they got here. Which makes me think they also have a way to mentally assimilate, not just physically.

I like how even in these forms, they will naturally assume their normal stack positions. They even do it in their proper order (Stat top, Opt middle, Close bottom). They can't help it!

The next ability I'm gonna talk about is their screen projection. Which they can not only use to display written text but also screenshots of what may be their memories but I'm not sure.

At first I thought it was just Opt who could do this. But Stat also does it, so it must be something they can all do.

Another ability which might not even be an ability is their ability to teleport objects. This might just be done with tech since they don't really do this often. But it also has a similar effect to when they display another ability that I will soon mention so I can't fully rule it out.

They can also seemly float/float objects but they can seemly only do this when they are in their true form. Their assimilated forms must take energy for them to keep up or something.

And finally their weirdest and most disturbing ability. The ability to turn living beings into pizza. Which brings to mind the horrifying question of "is this where they get all their pizza from?"

This also shows that while they promote peace, they are willing to use more forceful methods if pushed. So they're not fully pacifistic.

Hello? Sir? What are going to do with that pizza slice? 😥

[thecitybee]

I think we've all had a Princess Bubblegum.

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[pigeonstab]

I made it like a full page thingy

[scribe-of-hael]

"I'm just a silly lil guy!"

They were in fact a silly lil guy

[ajtheweirdo]

Found ANOTHER recurring theme with favorite characters of mine

weird looking teeth

mainly ones that resemble a zipper-shape

[killcodesashes]

Eclipse x Ruin!!! But they're human- uhh kinda

Guys I love all the goofy silly ships that people keep making with all the different versions of Eclipse/Eclipses and aaaaaa I love them all so I wanna draw more if I'm honest!

There's suggestive jokes under this so uh think it twice

Thou have been warned

Guys I love silly goofy ships sm

If there's a ship you like feel free to talk about it I find that stuff so fun to listen to

[ghostface3100]

My little Dove, why do you cry?

Pt.1 Pt.2

They had just gotten back from a mission invading what was an Loa hideout, and Damien and Jason aren’t… acting like themselves. Ok maybe it would be better to explain.

They had just invaded an loa base that they have no idea how long was in Gotham before they had found it. When they had entered the pit room, and whatever they were expecting it wasn’t…this, Ras al ghul (or what’s left of him) looked like he had just gotten out the pool of lazuras shit when he was attacked, lying on the floor like someone had paralyzed him turned him over and tortured him again and again and again, making sure it hurt. A true form of physical torture taken to the extreme-the likes of which not even Ras could withstand for long-. There were little symbols carved into the cave walls into the cave walls (looking like a message)–pretty prominent to, Jason had touched them even with the warning not to-. But when Jason touched the walls he ran out of the room, seemingly snapping everyone out of the state paralysis they had all fallen into.

Now they’re all back at the manor recovering from that..strange..unusual sight. While Jason and Damian are in the kitchen eating ice cream strait from the tub. They don’t know if Damian (eating the dairy free stuff tho, obvi) is doing it from grief or in celebration and they’re too afraid to ask. Jason looks like he’s eating it to work through some feelings, they don’t know why but they know they came from the carvings in the walls.

Also who tf is Phantom?

They should call Constantine.

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