#but we can boop there too!

[call-me-jack]

Humans are werid - Boop!

Okay, so we are after "The Return of the Boop," and that gives me an idea. Humans are weird. We like weird stuff, we do weird things, and we boop if we are given a chance.

Captain Kreek had no idea who coded the function in the ship, but it was never a problem before, yes you could send a sound to someone else tablet by pressing a button, but no one used it before, there was no real reason to. The sound was a quiet "boop" that didn't mean anything, you could technicaly check who send it your way, but it didn't have any purpose, so the crew ignored it. That was before humans joined the crew. When they had only one of them, it was not a problem, but since more joined it started to be. Their tablets would make the sound a lot, what was weird it seemed to make them happy, they keep the game among themself sending the sound only to other humans. The Captain decided to ask one of the humans one day why do they do that. " Why wouldn't we? You can boop people!" She said with a smile and Kreek did not understand, it didn't do anything it had no function, so he asked another human the same question. "Well there is a bottom, I can press it, so why wouldn't I?" The third human gave a similar answer and the Captain figured that humans did that because there was any option to do that, but that left him with one more question, why did they do it only to other humans? The answer was the same for all his human crewmates "They boop back, others just ignore it, but humans boop you back."

[dawntainbobbynash]

reblog to gently boop our beloved daptain

[dailykugisaki]

Day 156 | id in alt

MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND DRAWING NBMK WHEN I GET HIT WITH THE MOST RANCID EVIL BOOP. AN ILL OMEN.

[chaotic-deity]

I'm going to be honest with you I couldn't tell what gender Boop was at first and kept forgetting Boop's a guy so I had to go through the Boop tag multiple times in order to get that into my head

Or is he

[ssreeder]

I'm taking all my boops back. Can't believe you didn't follow me...

dude I went to boop you and clicked unfollow hahaha. Then quickly followed you again but now I think I should have left you unfollowed just to fuck with you >:)

:D

[sundrykitsch]

trying to puzzle out a voice claim for this thang

[flitterywings]

lost an hour of grinding in my gacha game because I got distracted by the tumblr boopening

[witchcraftingboop]

Over a warm bottle of sake

My cousin, leaning toward me: She was groomed

Me, confused but also leaning in: Like... like a horse?

[minnieposting]

i think my problem is the autism adhd ocd combo. genuinely

[rubberduckyrye]

"And you guys are still going nuts with it! We have @rwbypro as usual, but also a newcomer in @caeboa! There's only a few hours before the booping ends, but will someone be able to truly take the crown from Rwby?"

I don't think my notes will ever recover....

[saintofanything]

hang on i found out theres badges rip to all my moots i will be spamming boops because i fucking love achievements

[ildiavoloro55o]

Me booping all my moots and fav blogs all excited. Except they don’t know it’s me because it comes from my main blog 😭😭

[criticalcrux]

YES! Boop supremacy has been reached!

[itspotatocatto]

@staff cool are you gonna actually fix the real issues on this site now

trans and poc bloggers who've been unjustly banned have not had their blogs restored

transphobic hate campaigns still run rampant and unaddressed

matt mullenweg has faced no consequences for what he did to predstrogen

there's very little transparency about whats being done with content that gets sold to ai companies

pornbots make searching through tags borderline unusable at times

fix your shit

Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

Tumblr

[somespicycheese]

I have unlocked boop laundering let's gooooo

[vicagentstan]

hey people here's the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)

to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓

just click that and u booped someone!!

(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)

(also, it doesn't matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)

you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !

(also gives you this pop-up lol)

you can also view someone's blog and then boop them with this button !

last but not least we have the super boop !!

find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3

update: ok i dont think super booping works on mobile :(

WAIT GUYS YOU CAN EVIL BOOP SOMEONE

hover over the boop button and wait for it to do the spinning animation at least 3 times, then click it and it should give u this pop-up

im gonna try super booping everyone who interacts with this lol

ok im also gonna attempt to super boop your other accounts too

I CANT KEEP UP HELPP 😭 (also its almost midnight for me now..)

woke up with 7k notes and its still going 😭 not attempting to boop every single person anymore lol.. 💔

muting notifs on this post since its over