steampaul
steampaul
SteamPauls' random Brick box
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just some random Lego stuffs i made, mostly digital MoCs, also minifigs and such. i had this acc for ages, might as well use it... Well, i mainly just reblog stuff i like, but sometimes i post things, too. Sometimes. he/they. built in '99
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steampaul · 8 hours ago
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If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.
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steampaul · 8 hours ago
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Repost of an old fave PETULANT GOD !!
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steampaul · 8 hours ago
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after a drag show i helped organize we hosted a cake wrestling match where two men wrestled in an inflatable pool full of cake which was as messy as it sounds & then we found out that the hose wasn’t working and these men were WRETCHED with cake so someone went inside and filled pitchers and a bowl with warm water and it sorta became part of the act & the DJ went on as one of the men stripped down and we poured pitchers of water over him and wiped the cake off with our hands I got my comb out and started combing the cake out of his hair while we washed it in the bowl
but the other man wandered off to party and ignored us as the crowd shouted after him and then twenty minutes later he came back still covered in cake
and he found Man 1 clean and wrapped in a towel and he said “what!! how did you get all the cake off!!!”
and Man 1 said, “if only you’d waited one minute. you would have been bathed and held by beautiful women.”
in the moment is seemed deeply philosophical to me but also there was a lot going on
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steampaul · 8 hours ago
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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steampaul · 8 hours ago
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Marx and Engels talked a big talk, but they failed to ever consider that after abolishing the family, we'd have to rename Family Guy to something else
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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Holy shit that was fast I gotta get to drawing!
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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“Sanctuary citizens are making it very difficult to arrest the criminals. For instance, Chicago, very well-educated. They’ve been educated how to defy ICE, how to hide from ICE. I’ve seen many pamphlets from many NGOs: ‘Here’s how you escape ICE from arresting you’; ‘Here’s what you need to do.’ They call it ‘Know Your Rights.’ I call it ‘How to escape arrest.’”
(snicker) CRY MOAR.
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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In the end, I was glad to be your friend…
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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Once again, the Lamb Game is coming in CLUTCH.
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to
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steampaul · 9 hours ago
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Makes me laugh. Every time.
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