#but vernon is wrong - fans love wonwoo in glasses

[bei-b]

when Wonwoo and Vernon are forced to fight (an answer to @97-liners seventeen smackdown)

bonus:

[gamerwoo]

Wonwoo: All Fun and Games (part 10: will it kill me?)

Summary: It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

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As you stood in front of the door to the apartment number Wonwoo gave you, you couldn’t help but feel...nervous. Sure, Wonwoo was cute but you hung out with him once. You couldn’t like him already, right?

The door suddenly opening was what broke you from your thoughts.

“Are you going to stand there all night?” Wonwoo joked with a chuckle.

You frowned playfully, walking into the apartment when he gestured for you to come in. “I was about to knock!”

“Then why were you standing there?” he laughed.

“Why were you watching me?” you quipped, kicking off your shoes by the door.

“I-” his mouth hung open as his brain grasped helplessly for an excuse, but he came up with nothing, his face turning redder than a tomato. “Please don’t think I’m creepy.”

“If I thought you were creepy, I wouldn’t have come over. You’re actually the first person I’ve accepted the invite from.”

“...Who else has invited you over?”

“Rawkus from the Outlaws, Babybay from Shock, Profit from Spitfire. Um... Wait, I actually did go hang out with the Gladiators before, but they just wanted some Korean barbecue. I mean, I hang out with Vernon and Boo a lot, but they’re close friends of mine. Vernon and I go way back, but...most guys are just...yeah...”

Wonwoo made a face. “I’m sorry you have to deal with that, mo- ___.”

You giggled quietly at his slip-up before waving his apology away. “Ah, don’t worry about it. My team is really good about backing me up; especially Seungcheol.”

Wonwoo realized that this probably wasn’t the best conversation topic to help his case, so he quickly changed it. “Are you hungry or anything? I ordered pizza.”

“You’re asking me if I want food after you already ordered it?” you quizzed playfully, smirking as you sat down on the couch of the relatively bare living room.

“I had to be prepared!” he insisted.

“Did you prepare anything to do?” you wondered, looking around the room. 

“I did, actually.” it was his turn to smirk as he turned on the TV, and walked over to the stand, pressing a button on the old-looking GameCube. “Super Smash Bros.”

You gasped, sitting up straight as Wonwoo walked over with two controllers in hand. “I love that game! God, I haven’t played in years!”

Did Wonwoo already know you loved and missed the game? Yes. He was an avid watcher of your streams. Did you need to know that? No. His knowledge of things you liked would probably make him seem as creepy as the other guys.

You eagerly took the controller, testing the buttons and joysticks to remember what did what. As the game loaded, you were practically bouncing in your seat, excited to play the game you’d missed for so long. The last time you played it was with some cousins of yours, but one of them raged and threw the console on the floor.

“So, who do you pick?” Wonwoo wondered, curious as to who your favorite character was -- that was something you’d never mentioned.

You moved your selector to Samus Aran, smiling proudly. “The best character.”

“Oh, I beg to differ.” he scoffed, going straight for Kirby.

“Oh come on!” you whined. “He’s way too OP!”

“Then maybe you should’ve picked him.” he sneered playfully before going to the map select. “Map of choice?”

“Anything but the fuckin’ dragon thing.” you frowned. You’d lost too many battles there just from not keeping up with the movement of the map. “Pokemon arena is fun.”

And so that was the map you battled on. You and Wonwoo played for hours, only stopping to answer the door for the pizza when it came about 20 minutes into playing. The two of you ate pizza, shouted, and laughed so hard that you almost cried your mascara off. 

As you played, the two of you slowly moved closer and closer together on the couch until your arms were touching, and you were gently nudging each other in an attempt to create a distraction. If Wonwoo had been paying full attention, he would’ve been a blushing, flustered mess. However, this Wonwoo was cocky and confident, softly leaning into you to push you over as his deep laugh filled the room.

Little did you know that Chan and Soonyoung were in Soonyoung’s room, listening to everything and teasing Wonwoo together between eye rolls and quiet snickers. But they had to admit it was nice seeing their friend open up to the girl he’d had a crush on for far too long.

Could it even be considered a crush anymore?

After three hours of playing, Wonwoo called for a pause so he could grab some drinks. You followed as he got up to grab more sodas, too engrossed in the conversation to put it on hold until he got back.

“I’m telling you, the battle of LA is better enjoyed at the arena.” you insisted, following behind Wonwoo as he just chuckled and shook his head. “The chants, the fans, the energy -- c’mon you have to come with me!”

“I don’t even know any of the team.” he shrugged, going over to the fridge.

It wasn’t so much that he didn’t want to hang out with you -- actually, his stomach was erupting with butterflies because you were asking him to hang out. He was worried about Junhui finding out and giving him an earful about it later. Even this was too much by Jun’s standards, and it was just you and him having pizza and shit-talking each other while playing an old video game.

“Who cares? I’ll let you borrow one of my jerseys and everything! You can wear the Surefour one if you want to! Please?” you begged, reaching out to tug on his wrist without even thinking. You two had already been so close the last hour and a half that it didn’t seem like something you had to think about now. “I’ll pay for snacks, too!”

He let out a sigh that expressed his fake exhaustion. “Fiiiiine, you win.”

“Really?!” you grinned, bouncing on your toes with excitement.

“On one condition,” he decided, gathering all his courage before he spoke, “I pay for the snacks.”

You furrowed your eyebrows. “Why would you want to pay for snacks to see a team you don’t even- ...Oh...”

“Yeah...” Wonwoo’s face, ears, and neck had all stained red from embarrassment as he watched you put two and two together. “Look, ___, I-”

“So you like me then?”

Wonwoo opened his mouth, closed it, and re-opened it. “...Are you asking me or are you stating it?”

You shrugged. Wonwoo definitely wasn’t a bad guy from what you could tell. If he was just interested in sleeping with you, he would’ve done it by now. He wouldn’t have took you out for ice cream, walked you back to your car, and left it at that. He wouldn’t have bought you pizza before you even showed up, and he wouldn’t have challenged you to Smash Bros for the last three hours. Yes, there was still a chance that he didn’t actually have feelings you, but hey, why not give the guy a chance after everything he’s done for you, right? Besides, you two had too much in common for you to just brush him off so easily.

“I mean...I kind of like you too.” you said slowly, remembering you were holding onto his wrist, and letting your hands drop. “So...do you like me?”

“Well...yeah, kinda.” he admitted sheepishly, giving a shy smile as his eyes found the floor behind his round glasses. “Is that okay?”

Why did Wonwoo have to be so cute? Here was the giant who looked like he would crush a man’s skull for looking at him wrong, and he was blushing at the floor because of you. Everything inside you wanted to just step forward, lean up, and kiss his cheek.

So you did.

Wonwoo froze. He stopped breathing. He was sure he stopped living for a couple seconds. You had kissed him. You kissed him! It would be such a small gesture to anybody else, but man, was he on cloud nine because of that little kiss on his cheek.

His eyes finally flickered up, looking back at you. As the two of you looked at each other, wondering what to do next, you both just kind of...felt it. It was like a telepathic thing where you both just leaned in and closed your eyes, your lips softly touching in the middle.

As if you’d kissed him a million times, your arms went up around his neck, resting there comfortably. His hands found your waist, holding you gingerly like a glass doll as he kissed you tenderly, not wanting to ruin the sweet moment.

Both of you felt your phone vibrating in your pocket, causing both of you to jump back all too quickly than either of you wanted.

“Shit, I’m sorry!” you laughed awkwardly, mentally slapping yourself. You took your phone out anyway as your face turned pink this time. “Even when they’re not here, my team still manages to keep guys away from me.”

“Don’t worry.” he chuckled, finding it so adorable how you were flustered now.

You checked your phone, your heartbeat picking up in speed. “...It’s Hongbin. He knows I’m not home.”

[woozifi]

I WENT TO THE TORONTO DIAMOND EDGE CONCERT AND THIS WAS MY EXPERIENCE

ok first of all it honestly didn’t even hit me that this was ACTUALLY HAPPENING

then the lights dimmed & svt was thERE and i realized holy fucking shit this was real i’m seeing them in reAL LIFE HOLY SHIT

let me tell you, they are all fucking STUNNING. they look like they do in all the pictures/music videos except IN PERSON and it was incredible, they all had perfect skin and looked absolutely gorgeous

my friends and i had seats pretty up close (in row F) but on the far right so we saw everything from a weird angle, luckily we had aisle seats so i had some space to see, but i mostly ended up focusing on the members dancing closer to our side of the stage

they introduced themselves and i lost my shit at every single one of them

hoshi was so hyper god bless him he was jumping all over the place and fooling around and had so much energy i was so happy to see that, he did the whole “what time is it” and everyone shrieked “10:10″ it was amazing

IF YOU DIDN’T THINK I WAS LOSING MY SHIT SEEING WOOZI IRL WITH THAT GORGEOUS LOWKEY FADING RED HAIR YOU THOUGHT WRONG, HE WAS SMALL BUT BREATHTAKING

they were definitely pretty tired, though. seokmin was laughing and having fun on stage but he was pretty subdued at some parts, and jun and wonwoo were too. i think jun had a headache or something, poor thing

ok but the songs tho

it was so insane?? like they just went song after song and barely had time to take a breath except for when they changed into different outfits

vocal unit’s songs were performed in snazzy suits and they were lounging on thrones and shit with lightning and bats in the background i never would have thought their stage would be a BROODING VAMPIRE CONCEPT but here it is and i want to draw the shit outta that

hip hop unit was so fucking good, i didn’t film a single second of their mixtapes bc me and my friend nush were too busy jamming tf out. it was so funny, everyone around us was just kinda screaming and filming it but you see us assholes by the aisle getting hyped

seungcheol was being a rude ass motherfucker the ENTIRE time, running his hands through his hair and having it all messy and shit, holy crap he was so hot i lost my entire soul when he went close to our side of the stage

VERNON’S STAGE PRESENCE THO, LIKE BOTH HE AND HOSHI HAD THE BEST STAGE PRESENCE

wonwoo is SO SKINNY, i don’t think i can call minghao a scarecrow anymore bc at least he’s buffing up his arms, wonwoo was a fucking beanpole and i probably could lift him over my head

performance unit was sO good!!! they performed everything i ever wanted to hear. they started off with oh my god & i lost it, then proceeded to lose it further with swimming fool, highlight, and my i

holy shit, my i. holy shIT

this probably isn’t in order, by the way, the entire night is a blur

they had a brief intermission of sorts where they showed us pictures of svt as kids and it was sO CUTE. i was dying at seokmin’s though bc they just had that pic of him in like middle school or smth with that dumb hair and dumb glasses but they shoWED IT TWICE JUST WITH DIFFERENT FILTERS I WAS CRYING

anyways they said they’d give us a “hot stage” and i was immediately like yes yes yes yes yes idc what you’re giving us i WANT IT

and they perfORMED ROCK I WAS LOSING IT I COULDN’T BELIEVE ITTTT

they also performed chuck and it was so cute bc afterwards soonyoung was trying to teach us the “CHUCK CHUCK BRRRRR CHUCK” move and it was absolutely adorable

anyways when vernon started to say “it’s the end of the concert” i got so shook bc it literally felt like the concert just started??? the entire concert itself was like 2 hours but it didn’t feel like it at all!

but they performed don’t wanna cry and then an encore of shining diamond and healing and it was lovely

we had a special project where during healing we held up banners and shit and they looked genuinely so surprised and touched

like vernon and josh kept repeating how touched they were, and mingyu looked like he might start crying, and seungkwan was really close to my side of the stage and you could see how his eyes were shining and how bright his smile is, like they were all so heartfelt and humble and kept talking about how much they enjoyed the concert and how happy they were to be here and how they want to come back to toronto as soon as possible

it was that exact moment where i realized i fucking love svt so much and i sold my entire life to them

this was supposed to be one concert i can splurge on and then never again, but after seeing that i decided my wallet can fucking deal with it

anyways the hi touch went by so fast i was a little disappointed, like u rlly didn’t have time to do anything but maybe blurt out an “i love you” to every member and give them a hi five

like honestly, unless it was like the kcon hi touch where you actually HELD their hands and got a couple seconds with each of them them, i don’t think i can believe anybody who says they managed to utter out even a sentence and get a response back from them, our security kept pushing us through and shouting to us that “it’s a high five not a handshake” 

they were all even more gorgeous up close!!! the first one was chan and he had the sweetest smile but you could tell the poor baby was tired

and then not in order bc i can’t remember SHIT, but i remember jun and mingyu looking tall and gorgeous, and seungcheol smiled and touched my hand sO softly with his hair falling into his eyes jesus christ

ok but seungkwan??? actual angel. everyone says you can tell how much he loves and appreciates all of us carats and they’re all absolutely fucking right.

i’m so sad that i didn’t get the chance to say anything more to even josh or vernon who might understand me, i was so overwhelmed and rushed i could only say “thank you” to all of them dfgpaegpe i should have told them how much i loved them

ANYWAYS WHEN I GOT TO WOOZI I WANTED TO DIE, I COMMITTED EVERY FEATURE TO MEMORY, HIS EYE MAKEUP MADE HIM LOOK SO SOFT AND HE SMILED AT ME WHEN I THANKED HIM AND I WAS SO SHOOK

seokmin and jeonghan were right after him and i completely forgot about them both bc i was so shook by jihoon, i’m so sorry seokmin i’m so sad i can’t remember you (i think he was really tired too tho)

minghao was last and he gave me that adorable smile with his cute ass button nose and i WANTED TO CRY

so yeah my left hand touched all of their hands and one day i want to go to a concert that has an event where i can really talk to them all for a couple of seconds, i just want to be able to tell them how much i appreciate them for everything they do for us

SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NIGHT

there’s some drama going around on twitter right now where soonyoung apparently threw shade at the fans mobbing them at pearson airport but idk if it’s actually true or not, it was hard for me to hear where i was standing but i knew for a fact that the translator was pretty terrible lmao he couldn’t keep up with svt at all

there was a disabled fan in a wheelchair up in the front on our side of the stage and they were all so sweet, they always smiled and waved at her, especially seungkwan and soonyoung

they really made sure that everyone felt noticed, they made sure to look around and wave at everyone in the balconies and shit too

jeonghan was an absolute angel???? he really made sure us carats on the far right of the stage felt appreciated, he took a lot of time to come close to our side and wave at all of us i wanted to cry

mingyu was really good with waving at us too, he’s tall and skinnier than i expected but an actual darling. my pal nush has a video where they were all lined up and he looked almost rIGHT AT HER and waved just as she was moving the camera to film her man junhui she was dying on the train this morning when she found out lmao

seungkwan too!!!

i blew a kiss at seungkwan when he was kinda looking in our direction and he smiled and wagged his finger and i thINK IT WAS IN RESPONSE TO ME??? IDK IF IT WAS REALLY BECAUSE OF ME BUT I WAS DEAD ANYWAY BOO SHOT UP MY BIAS LIST SO FUCKING FAST BECAUSE OF THAT

anyways i can’t believe that happened and i’m emotionally exhausted and dead, it was such a fantastic experience and i can’t wait to do it again someday

[woojeez]

a long-as-heck analysis of the “trauma” mv

i’ve always hesitated on making these kinds of posts bc 1) i’m REALLY good at reaching and 2) i’ve never been able to read into something deep enough to make a conclusion abt it but !!! i love this mv so much i decided to put on my Art Analysis Glasses and analyze this mv. some ideas are my own, some of them have come from others and i’ll try to source where i found them the best i can

(disclaimers: 1) i’m willing to admit that i might be wrong abt some stuff but speculating is fun anyways, and 2) if u don’t like theories ur probably going to hate this post !! it’s ok !! scroll right along friends)

sO ANYWAYS

1. Edward Hopper Lighting 

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This has been brought up a lot, but I love Edward Hopper so I’m bringing it up again. The light and composition of these rooms is a reference to Edward Hopper’s paintings. “But!!” someone has probably said at some point, “VM Project Architecture said he’s influenced by classic contemporary art, and SVT doesn’t direct their own videos!! It’s not that deep!!” Okay, but most of Edward’s paintings were about sadness, isolation, regret and loneliness. He used light and shadow to emphasize the empty space of his environments that reflects the inner loneliness/isolation of the painting’s subject. It makes sense to choose him as an influence in a video where the central theme is being alone, right? (side note: again, I’m partial bc I love Edward Hopper, but I think this was extremely clever and well done, and I love that the director/SVT put their own twist to it)

2. Vernon and his “fans”

First of all - nice visual pun. Second, Vernon’s verse broke my heart. He talks about dropping out of middle school and how he “basically had no friends.” He’s surrounded by fans, and yet he has no friends. *clutches chest* 

(quick note: some people have found a parallel between these fans and the windmills in his Al1 teaser. super interesting detail that’s worth pointing out)

Just to get this out of the way - I haven’t decided what the sand/salt symbolizes yet. I’ve seen a few ideas float around, but I’m not really gonna go in depth with it for now. 

3. The Mattress Stack

This one has also been brought up a lot, but it’s worth bringing up again. This alludes to the classic Princess and The Pea story, in which a young woman’s royal identity is established by a test of whether or not she can feel a single pea beneath a huge stack of mattresses (spoiler alert: she does). I’ve heard two meanings for this: 

1) no matter how much you stack on top of a problem to avoid dealing with it, it’s still going to bother you, and

2) no matter how much shielding we try to do for svt, they can still get hurt

I personally prefer the former, but the second one is also a great perspective that’s worth considering. 

4. Seungcheol’s Bedroom

The general consensus of Seungcheol is that he’s lost his lover and is dealing with loneliness from that. I was kind of resistant to that idea at first, but if you look into his verse and his room more, it makes sense: his room is a bedroom with an empty bed, and most of his lyrics are about how much he misses someone. There’s not much I can add to it, but it shows that, in some way, a relationship is (or was) involved in this narrative of loneliness. 

5. Mingyu’s Ropes 

I’ve seen a number of differing theories about Mingyu’s room, but for now I’ve settled on the following: he’s trapped where he is and he can’t get out. He’s stagnant. That’s a pretty important thing to portray when making a song about trauma; it’s difficult to move on or get away from your problem(s), mentally, emotionally, and sometimes physically.

6. Wonwoo’s Empty Room

Wonwoo’s verse is mostly about his own internal struggle and a sort of mental spiral further and further downhill. As for his room, someone (I wish I could find the post now) pointed out that Wonwoo’s room kind of looks like a TV display. This would make a ton of sense, considering that he had a TV in his previous Al1 teaser. To me, that shows how his whole life - his struggle, his flaws, his mistakes - is on display for everyone to watch (and, more often than not, judge).  

7. The Room of Mirrors

At certain points of the video, one of the members is in this huge room of mirrors reflecting a million projections of themselves. To me, it’s a show of self-reflection and conflict between internal struggle vs. external image. 

8. Meanie Bound Together 

Okay, I’m not going to lie, I got just a little kick out of this one because the imagery and the message it conveys is so blatant. However, I think this one goes deeper than just “shipping has gone too far !!!” One, this shows an unhealthy attachment; they’re literally tied together and can’t get away from each other. Two, notice the beam between them. There’s distance between them in this relationship, in spite of being bound together, and they can’t be freed.

9. Cat’s Cradle and Tightrope 

Both of the visual metaphors in this image portray the same theme: having to be careful with your steps and your actions in a particular situation. In cat’s cradle, if even one part is messed up, the whole thing falls apart. And then Wonwoo (or Cheol?) walking along the string is a visual for the popular idiom “walking on a tightrope/fine line,” or, again, being extra careful of your steps/actions in an unpredictable situation. One wrong move, and the whole thing falls apart. 

10. The Lonely Platform

I wasn’t going to include this at first, but since it’s in the MV for quite a few scenes, it’s worth considering. I get that platforms aren’t that deep, but...doesn’t this kind of look like they’re all standing on a little island in the middle of an ocean? Okay, so there’s no ocean, there’s just a void, but it conveys the same idea as many of the other visual metaphors in this video: being alone and isolated. 

11. The Interconnected Rooms

Near the end of the video, after the walls that have been separating the rooms have been removed, it shows that they’re all in the same room, but still isolated in their own environments. Basically, they feel alone, even though they physically aren’t alone. 

Bonus: 12. Have they moved on?

I’m adding this real quickly because, even though it might be a reach, I still wanna mention it. So, of course, this video and the next couple videos will be Chapter 0.5 of this whole narrative; DWC is Chapter 1...and then “Changed Up” is Chapter 2. “Changed Up” is a much more upbeat, confident song about success and potential. I could be wrong, but I sense character development here. In Chapter 2 of this narrative, it seems like the members (or at least leader line) have moved on from their past issues and are ready to be new people, do new things, and show the world their potential. It gives me just a little hope that their comeback single will have a similar vibe of positivity and confidence, but it’s too early to know now. It’s worth mentioning, though.

There’s some other elements I haven’t touched on yet, but you’ll likely find others who have covered things I haven’t covered yet (this thread in particular mentions some more details from the MV that are worth considering).

tl;dr: hip hop unit is further emphasizing the concept of sadness, loneliness and isolation through numerous visual motifs and symbolism. there’s also mentions and implications of relationship anguish - possibly a toxic relationship? - in this song/mv. things might start making more sense as more MVs are released.  

[cute-nct]

Her pt. 2 Vernon/Hansol - SEVENTEEN

Thank you all so much !! I cannot believe how much you guys loved the first one, so I’m back with another ! Hope you enjoy. :-)

Her pt.1

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[Y/N] runs out the practice room, but stop once she’s outside the door she involuntary stares through the little window on the door. Her eyes skim the room she was just in. Everyone was focused on Seungcheol who was giving a pep talk to all the guys. All eyes were on Coups, except Hansol who was noticeably distracted and Jisoo who was staring at Hansol. Her eyes stayed on Hansol until Dino appeared right in front of the glass window, making her scream and duck underneath the window. Dino opened the door and gave her a confused look.  

“Noona? I thought you left?”

“Oh. Um. I did, b-but I...”, she began but couldn’t finish.

“Wait noona, didn’t they say you’re making us dinner? Did you comeback to ask us what we want to eat?”

“Yes! Yes, I did.”

“Hyungs! What do you guys want to eat?”. As he yells at the guys, she starts to breathe again.

Why am I so nervous? I was just here. It’s not like I was spying. Was I?

A loud clamor came as the guys came together to discuss their after-practice meal. Many options were said until they decided on cream pasta.

“You’re really willing to cook for all of us, [Y/N]?”, Jeonghan said in disbelief.

“Yeah. I’ve had experience cooking for a lot of people before. I should be fine,” she said just shrugging it off

“13 people?”, Seungkwan spoke from the back of huddle.

“14. She eats too,” Wonwoo corrected, making Seungkwan hide.

“Wow. You’re best,” said a happy Minghao.

“No no don’t say that. I just wanna help you guys do the best,” she replied.

“And she’s humble,” joked Jun as he placed his head on her shoulder, fanning his face, with his other hand on his heart pretending to swoon.

“Wait [Y/N], I don’t have to keys to the dorms to give you,” Jisoo confessed full of worry patting down on his pockets.

“I think I have my keys,” Jun responded walking to his bag on the side.

“No, you came with me,” answered Woozi.

That prompted everyone else to walk to their bags trying to find their keys, except Vernon. He had his keys in his hands.

“Here,” Hansol said placing his keys in my hand, “I came late. They were in my pocket.”

“Thank you,” [Y/N] thankfully said while bowing a little.

Hansol gave a small smile. She smiled back, looking down feeling her face get warm.

“I-I should go,” she stammered, “I’ll see you guys later.”

“Thanks for the food noona,” Dino excitedly.

Seeing the maknae who was taller than her made her laugh. She smiled at Dino and waved to the entirety of Seventeen while walking to the door. She stepped out the room and took a final glace through the window in the door again. This time making eye contact with Hansol. Both their faces began turning a light shade of pink because they both caught one another looking at each other. She ran down the basement hallway and up the stairs running to the sidewalk outside of the Pledis building. From there she pulled out her phone and began looking for the nearest supermarket. 

Seeing her run out the building made him smile. He stood there in his thoughts until the guys’ roughhousing pushed him making him snap back to reality.

“Since when has [Y/N] been your noona?,’’ Jeonghan questioned Dino as him and Seokmin ran after him.

As they caught him Seokmin asked a question Vernon wished he never even heard him say.

“Dino-ya, do you have a crush on [Y/N]?”

“O-Of course not,” he stuttered back.

“Thanks for the food noooonaa”, Jun teased while laughing at the maknae.

Vernon felt the pain of jealousy in his chest and spoke without even thinking.

“Hey leave him alone. She’s my noona too,” he said and instantly regretted because now all eyes were on him and his cheeks were burning up. Before anyone began teasing Joshua spoke up.

“Listen,” Josh said loudly while walking to the middle of the group. “She’s not anyone’s nooonaa. But she’s technically Dino’s, but not Vernon’s. She’s ’98 but not older than you. Her birthday is actually coming up.”

“Oh that’s cool. When is i-”

“ENOUGH. WE ARE NEVER GOING TO LEARN THIS DANCE IF WE KEEP TALKING AND NOT DANCING.”  Hoshi was extremely annoyed and everyone knew they had to make this a good practice for them to be able to go the dorms before dark. Everyone began with their apologies and became focused not to get scolded again.

The grocery store closest to the dorms was best choice because she could have a short walk to the dorms. She used her phone as map to find her way. Once she arrived to the supermarket, she noticed it was small but had a large selection of things. She was able to find everything she needed to make cream pasta. Once she got to the counter, a little old lady helped her.

“I haven’t seen you here before, are you visiting?”, the lady questioned her.

“I was planning to, but I might live here for a while too.”

“In this area?”

“I already have my own apartment here.”

“Well I’m looking for workers and a cute face like yours will help me sell more.”

Both of them laughed, while [Y/N] paid. As she was walking out the door, she began thinking.

Maybe she’s right. I will need a job if I want to live here. I’ll ask the guys to see what they think.

The dorms are 2 blocks away and her apartment is 3 blocks away. Meaning a single city block separated her from the all 13 of those guys.

She arrives at the building, staring it up and down before she enters. The building is amazingly large. Jisoo said the building used to belong to an old university frat, but the company bought it and remodeled it for them to live in and everyone was able to have their own room. The building definitely looked like it was able to fit all of them.

She walks up to the door and enters Hansol’s key into the slot and turns it. The door unlocks, she pushes it open, and shuts it to make sure no one else can enter after (unless with a key, of course). [Y/N] has been in the dorms before, but never while it was empty. The emptiness made the place seem bigger. From just a look around it was obvious that a lot of guys lived here. She decided after cooking, she’ll clean the living room a bit. From her memory, she navigates herself to kitchen and begins taking out the things she needs.

Where do they keep the pots?

After a minute of opening every single cabinet in the kitchen, she decides to call someone for help. 

All the boys in the practice room behaved well without fooling around that Hoshi was nice enough to give a 30 minute break. Everyone seemed completely happy for time to rest, except Hoshi who is absorbed in his own thoughts. Most left to go to the bathroom, while some lay on the cold floor to ease their warm and sweaty bodies.

Suddenly a phone broke started ringing from Josh’s bag, but Josh was in the bathroom. Realizing this Vernon stood up and began rummaging through his bag. When he saw who was calling his eyes lit up. It was her. The name “Dongsaengie” lit up the screen above the picture. The picture Josh put as her contact was a picture of them as kids.

“Are you going to answer?”, Jun whined, “The ringing is hurting my ears.”

Without a word Vernon answered the phone.

“Jisoo, can please tell me where you keep the bowls and stuff? I can’t find anything.”

“Um”, Vernon could only say.

“Jisoo?”

“Oh. Uh. No. He’s in the bathroom.”

“Oh. Um. Hi. Do you know where they are at?”

“Oh. On top of the fridge there is a cabinet.”

“Are you kidding?”

Vernon chucked a bit and asked, “What’s wrong?”

“Have you seen how tall I am? You guys are giants. Also….Hansol?”

“We’re not giants, you are just short. And how did you know?”

“Your little laugh. It’s very recognizable. So, um, how can I get up there?”

“There’s the way Woozi gets up, but you have to be careful. He gets the tall stools in the kitchen. They’re all basically swivel chairs so be careful.”

“Okay. I will. Thank you.”

Vernon was about to respond, but the phone was taken from his hand. Joshua came back and took his phone from Vernon, saw the name, gave him a look, and answered.

“[Y/N]?”, he spoke and walked away.

Vernon stood there staring at him walk away. He was going through so many emotions. He was no longer tired from the practice. He was scared because Josh has never given him that look; he was annoyed. Yet, all that didn’t matter. Talking to her made him happy and he had no other thoughts, but to try to always be this happy. Vernon knew he wanted to be able to be there for her always.

Vernon ran out of the room. He bumped into Seungkwan on the way out.

“Hyung. I need a favor.”

“I don’t know. What will I get back?”

“I’ll clean your room. Anything. Please hyuunnngg,” Vernon starts acting cute.

“Arg. I’ll do it if you don’t do that ever again.”

“Thanks. You’re the best.”

Dance practice was about to begin and everyone was starting to stretch again.

“Where’s Vernon?”, Hoshi said sternly.

“He almost threw up, so he went home,” Seungkwan answered.

“Maybe you’re making it too hard, Hoshi,” Wonwoo added.

“Okay I’ll rethink it again.”

“How about over cream pasta?”, Dino announced.

All the boys made noises in agreement.

Hoshi laughed and finally announced, “I declare this practice, OVER!”

The boy abrupted in cheers, then packed their things, and began running out to the car.

Vernon ran home to find [Y/N] in an apron cutting up green onions.

“Hey,” he said breathlessly. She jumped and dropped the knife.

“Oh my. Did you run here?,” she walked away from the counter and began walking towards him.

“Kinda,” he gasped.

“Let me get you water,” she walked to the fridge and pulled out a water bottle. She walked him to the nearest chair.

“Thanks,” he said full of breath. He reached to for the bottle and within seconds the water was gone.

She stood there staring in amazement. They both began giggling. She was towering him as he was sat down. Her eyes panning all over his sweaty face. She grabs the bottom of the apron with one hand and gently grabs his face from his chin. She tilts it so he is looking at her and starts patting the all over his face to wipe off the sweat.

His heart races in his chest. He gulps and is finally able to speak.

“H-How b-bout I help you cook?,” he stutters out, “I want to help.”

“That’s okay with me, but clean up a little first.”

“Of course,” he said laughing a bit. He stood up and accidently stood a little too close. They could both feel each other’s warm.

“I-I’m so so sorry,” he stammered, “I-I’ll be back.”

As he left the room she walked behind counter and crouched. She began fanning herself to cool herself down.

He walked into the bathroom and immediately splashed cold water on his face. He looked at himself in the mirror. A smile grows on his face.

What am I feeling?

Okok. So sorry for the wait, but I will continue this lil series thing I have going on. Please like and reblog. Thank you so so much for the support. Requests open as well.

[twoteencarat]

Seventeen reaction to meeting their long distance s/o for the first time ever

Seungcheol would be waiting at the airport for your flight to land. When he saw you coming out of arrivals, the two of you would rush together into a highly anticipated hug, him lifting you up in joy. “I’ve waited so long to hold you in my arms.”

Seventeen would be on tour in your area, so Jeonghan would take it upon himself to surprise you, by coming to your house. Although he’d look calm on the outside, he would worry whether something would go wrong, or if he’d gotten the wrong address. Seeing your smiling face when he turned up at your doorstep with flowers, melted all his anxiousness away. “Special delivery!”

You and Joshua had agreed to meet at a Seventeen concert so he knew you were coming. But seeing you in real life took him aback more than he thought it would. He’d be gazing in your direction most of the concert, like he was convincing himself you were really there. Once everything was over you’d be the only thing on his mind. He couldn’t wait to be with you, taking your hands in his. “I’m so happy you came.”

Jun had forgotten that you were coming to visit today, so would be hanging in the dorms with rest of the boys, not a care in the world. A knock would come on the door and he’d be the one to answer, shocked to see you there. You’d tease him about his forgetfulness but he’d play it cool, slipping his arm around your waist and going to introduce you to everyone. “There’s someone I’d like you all to meet.”

Hoshi knew you’d be coming late so he’d put some practice in at the dance studio beforehand. By the time you came he would be an exhausted, sweaty, mess. You’d shake your head and sit beside him, bringing his water bottle to his lips and reminding him of all the times you told him not to overdo it. He’d just grin, pulling you into a hug. “You’re really here? Thank God, I thought I was starting to see things.”

Wonwoo would be waiting for you at a cafe, with an empty seat in front of him. Seeing all the other people talking and having a good time (as well as the baristas giving him looks for taking up a chair they could use), would make him feel nervous about whether you were coming. Occupying himself with a book, he’d only look up when someone sat in front of him, complimenting his glasses. You would intertwine your fingers together, saying nothing, but enjoying each other’s presence.

You’d decided to surprise your hard working boyfriend Jihoon with a visit. After introducing yourself to some of his members they’d tell you where to find his infamous studio. With his headphones blaring loud and him busy composing, he wouldn’t suspect you poking him in the back, startling him a great deal. Turning around expecting to see one of his friends he’d be startled again seeing you, but still slightly mad. You’d giggle at his cute pouty face, but make up for it by snuggling into the crook of his neck. “Just don’t scare me like that, ok?”

It would be impossible for Seokmin to be bored in an arcade of all places, even though he had meeting you to look forward to. One VR game that required wearing a special helmet, caught his attention. As cool as the game was, he was finding it very difficult, until another player joined. The situation would turn around and they’d both win. It wasn’t until he’d taken his helmet off to give his mystery helper a hi-five, that he realised it was you, making his smile even brighter. “We really do make a good team, don’t we?”

Model Mingyu would dress his very best to meet his S/O. Sitting around the city centre, trying to look cool yet approachable. But you wouldn’t buy it at all, bopping his nose and lifting up his shades, to lock eyes with the grinning goof you’d fallen in love with.“But I do look good, right?”

Minghao would spend his time waiting for you at the park by shooting some hoops. He’d get so into it that he wouldn’t notice you admiring his skill from the side. When you asked to join him, he’d be delighted, but a little playful too. “Do you think you can keep up?”

Seungkwan found it funny that you two would both meet at a Seventeen fansign. When you came in front of him, the you would joke that you were just another fan, even though there was something special between you. He’d spend more time with you than he did with anyone else, and hold your hands a little longer. “Have I seen you before?”

Vernon was so busy with getting everything ready for your visit, he wouldn’t even realise he’d walked past you in the street after you came earlier than planned. You wait there while he went on for a few seconds, before registering who he’d just seen. Whilst coming in for a hug, you’d laugh at his silliness. “What are you doing here?”

Chan had a particularly bad day at school, having just completed a very difficult exam, but he had something to keep him going all through the day. There you were, waiting for him by the gates, bringing a smile to his face. The two of you would link arms and begin to walk home together. “Today was hard, but everything’s better now you’re here.”

[saythename17scenarios]

what do u think are some fashion styles that svt would prefer?

S.Coups: Seungcheol likes casual styles. Ripped jeans, flannels tied around waist, baseball shirts. It’s a simple style that can’t go wrong.

Jeonghan: Jeonghan doesn’t really have a preference. He doesn’t mind as long as he feels comfortable wearing it. He’s very fond of sweaters though.

Joshua: Gentleman Jisoo loves special events because those mean he can dress up. Dress shirts, ties, vests. Formal attire is his favorite.

Jun: Junhui likes anything boyish and casual. Varsities, rolled-up long sleeves, dark jeans. Ones that look like he isn’t trying hard, but look great on him.

Hoshi: Soonyoung is a fan of casual fashion. Baseball caps, shorts, Converse shoes. Anything he can freely move in because he’s always jumping around.

Wonwoo: Wonwoo likes trendy styles. Trench coats, turtlenecks, scarves, boots. Dark colors are preferred. Sweater paws and round glasses are a must.

Woozi: Jihoon likes layers. Cardigans, sweaters over dress shirts, casual blazers over hoodies. He doesn’t mind as long as it can keep him warm.

DK: Seokmin is another one who likes casual styles. Flannels, hoodies, skinny jeans. Something he can throw on quickly, but still look stylish in.

Mingyu: Mingyu likes trendy fashion. Skinny jeans, long coats, boots. Styles that show off his tall stature.

The8: Minghao likes an everyday kind of look. Hoodies, light jeans, striped shirts. Anything simple is good with him.

Seungkwan: If he could wear sweaters every day for the rest of his life, he would. Seungkwan likes cute and preppy fashion. Over-sized sweaters, cuffed pants, dress shirts, Converse shoes. Probably a lot of pastel.

Vernon: Hansol likes “Bad Boy” styles. Leather jackets, ripped jeans, backwards baseball caps. Outfits that are cool and boyish.

Dino: Chan likes playful and innocent styles. Overalls, pullover hoodies, shorts, long socks. Anything childish, but stylish.

thank you for your request!!

[seventeen-going]

Seventeen going to a SHINee Concert

Episode Ten: Where Seventeen decides to go to their Sunbae’s Concert to cause more destruction and chaos

disclaimer: this in no way is trying to offend any fans/ fandoms, this in no way represents a certain type of fan/ fandom and is just written for everyone to have a light-hearted laugh :)

Hoshi: “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO SHINEE SUNBAENIM’S CONCERT!!!” *flaps arms in the air*

The8: “You mean WE are going to Shinee Sunbaenim’s concert…”

Hoshi: “What do you mean we?”

Wonwoo: “Minghao means that all of the members are going to the concert not just you Soonyoung”

Hoshi:

Hoshi: “But I didn’t buy tickets for you all”

Scoups: “WHAT”

Hoshi: “I didn’t know you all wanted to go!”

Scoups: “Soonyoung… I gave you like $4,000… why do you think I gave you so much money for?!”

Hoshi: “I thought you were finally giving me the love and attention I deserved and so you gave me more money!"

Woozi: “I am amazed at how highly you think of yourself”

Vernon: “Jeonghan hyung, I think you need to get Seungcheol hyung a glass of water, he needs to calm down”

Jeonghan: “Why me? Why don’t you get him a glass of water!”

Vernon: “Because you love him?”

Jeonghan: “Yeah sure.”

Vernon: “What is that supposed to mean??”

Jeonghan: “What are you waiting for Hansol? Go get him a glass of water!”

Vernon:

Scoups: “SO WHAT DID YOU DO WITH FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS SOONYOUNG?!!”

Hoshi: “Woozi I’m scared” *hugs woozi*

Woozi: “Ew don’t touch me”

Hoshi: “But you’re supposed to protect me, I’m your squishy!”

Woozi: “When did I ever say that?”

Hoshi: “In my dreams…”  *smiles*

Scoups: “KWON SOONYOUNG!!!”

Hoshi: “I don’t know anything!”

Seungkwan: “I can tell you what he did with that money”

Hoshi: “HOW COULD YOU SELL ME OUTTTT”

Seungkwan: 

Scoups:

Seungkwan:

Scoups: *taps foot waiting*

Seungkwan:

Scoups: “SO WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE MONEY SEUNGKWAN?!!" 

Seungkwan: “Money”

Scoups: ???

Seungkwan: “What? I’m not going to give away the information so easily…”

Scoups: *hands Seungkwan 5 bucks*

Seungkwan: “5 dollars can’t even buy me fried chicken”

Mingyu: “I want fried chicken…”

Scoups: *rolls eyes and hands Seungkwan another 5 dollars*

Seungkwan: “It’s a little short of what I expected but I’ll tell you anyways… he bought VVVVVIP tickets, front row, backstage pass, a meet and greet private session and also an autographed album, oh yeah aaaannnddd he bought two of everything”

Hoshi: “YOU TRAITOR!”

Scoups: “WHATTTTTT?!?!?!?!”

Vernon: “Here’s a glass of water you need to calm down hyung”

Scoups: *throws water at Soonyoung’s face*

Hoshi: *screams*

Hoshi: “MY SHINEE CONCERT SHIRT!!!”

Vernon: “Erm that was meant for you to drink it”

Seungkwan: “Oh yeah did I forget to mention he bought the entire merchandise store and the shirt he is wearing is one of the things he bought”

Hoshi: "NOT HELPING SEUNGKWAN!"

Scoups: “YOU SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON YOURSELF?!”

Hoshi: “YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU ALL WANTED TO GO TO SEE SHINEE TOO!”

Seungkwan: “Yes finally some action! This is what I left Jeju for! Hey Vernon pass him another glass of water, I didn’t get to record it”

DK: “So why did he buy two?”

Jun: “Do you really need to ask? It’s so obvious”

Dino: “He bought it to go with someone duh”

DK: “Who?”

The8: “Even the maknae knows and he is like 3”

Dino: “heyyyyyy….” *frowns*

Woozi: “I hope it’s not me”

Jun: “Dude don’t even try wishing that it isn’t, because it’s probably you"

DK: "But what’s da point of buying front row tickets when Woozi hyung is too short to see anything"

Woozi: 

Woozi: "Hang on for a moment, I'll be back after I break everything in Seokmin's room"

Woozi: *leaves*

DK: 

DK: "He's just joking right?"

*sound of glass shattering*

DK: "omg"

Hoshi: "Onew's face is drenched in WATERRR!!" *attempts to dry it with a tissue*

Scoups: "Selfish jerk I can't believe you did that!" 

Hoshi: “I can’t believe you threw water at my SHINee concert shirt!”

Wonwoo: "I saved up five months’ worth of my book buying allowance for the ticket..."

Mingyu: "I thought I already used that money for the pizza delivery last month?"

Wonwoo: "You what?"

Mingyu: "You heard nothing"

Hoshi: "I'm sorry sunbaenims... you got slapped with water" *cries*

Vernon: "You mean you got slapped with water"

Hoshi: "What did you do to deserve such humiliation? Amazing talent? Good looks?" *cries harder*

Scoups: "HELLO SOONYOUNG GIVE ME BACK MY 4000 BUCKS!"

Hoshi: "I can't its already gone!"

Scoups: "THEN SELL YOUR MERCH AWAY AND RETURN US THE MONEY!"

Hoshi: *uses two fingers to covered T-shirt Taemin's ears*

Hoshi: "How dare you say that in front of Taemin! Don't worry Taeminnie he is just jealous of your amazing talent and dancing skills and flawless looks which he doesn't have" 

Scoups: "WHY I OUTTA-"

Scoups: *lunges and grabs hoshi's shirt*

Hoshi: "STOP STOP HYUNG YOU'RE HURTING KEYYY!!!" 

Joshua: "Okay okay calm down everyone if we just take a step back we will see that it's just a small matter and it is not worth fighting over"

Seungkwan: "Soonyoung used your bibles as a stool when he tried to reach for his piggy bank"

Hoshi: "thanks a lot fam"

Joshua: "HOSHIIIII YOU LITTLE PRICK"

Seventeen: *gasp*

Vernon: "Whoa watch your language man"

Joshua: "YOU FREAKING PRICK I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY-ASS FEET ON THE HOLY WORD OF THE LORD!!"

Hoshi: "I'm sorry I needed my money if not how am I going to see SHINee?!!"

Joshua: "And I'm sorry that you weren't born taller" *throws dino's apple juice at hoshi*

Dino: "My.... my juice..."

Jeonghan: "I don't know what is happening to Joshie these few days but I think I kinda like it"

The8: "You mean the crazy Joshua that suddenly rages and forgets about his gentlemanly self and attacks people with his vicious words like a dog with a serious case of rabies?!"

Jeonghan: "Yeah that Joshua, bad boy joshie, Jeonghan likey"

Hoshi: "MY SHIRT!!! MINHO! JONGHYUN OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!"

Seungkwan: "Well that’s gonna leave a stain..."

Woozi: "Just wash it"

Hoshi: “But I need it tonight! The concert’s tonight!”

DK: *yanks shirt off hoshi and throws it into the washing machine*

Hoshi: “Will my shirt be okay?”

DK: “I can’t guarantee that it’ll be okay but I’ll just lie to you and say yes” *smiles*

Hoshi:

DK: “How much detergent do I put in this thing?”

*5 Hours Later… at the Concert…*

Hoshi: “I can’t believe I let you talk me out of wearing my shinee concert shirt to the shinee concert”

Scoups: “You’re lucky I haven’t murdered you with Jihoon’s guitar and sold your limps to the butcher”

Hoshi:

Joshua: “I doubt the butcher would want to even buy it"

Mingyu: “Mingyu wouldn’t buy that rotten piece of meat from the butcher….”

Wonwoo: “How did Coups hyung manage to get us in?”

Jun: “He sold Hoshi’s tickets and whatever he had bought and purchased 13 tickets for us”

Mingyu: “Can I go out to buy some food… I think we’re too early�� it starts in an hour’s time” *pouts*

The8: “Is there ever a day or a time where you can stop thinking about food?”

Hoshi: “NOONA NEOMU YEPPEO! REPLAYYYY REPLAYYYY”

Seventeen:

Hoshi: “NEOMU AREUMDAUN-DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEWW”

Woozi: “Omg shut up”

Hoshi: “ONE OF ONE GIRLLLLL”

Seventeen: *covers ears*

Hoshi: “WHYYYYY SOOOO SERIIIOOUUSSS” *waves light stick*

Hoshi: *light stick falls out of his hand and hits woozi*

Woozi:

Hoshi: “Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry” *rubs hands together*

Shawols: *glares*

Shawols: “WRONG BAND GET OUT!”

Hoshi: “No no, I was just saying sorry to my friend… no no um, my boyfriend?… errrrrm my girlfriend?”

Woozi: “Why am I your girlfriend?”

Shawol 1: “Girlfriend?....YEOJA CHINGU?! Gfriend???” *rage*

DK: “SCOUPTASTU SCOUPTASTU SU TU RU RU” *dances happily*

Scoups: “Oh my god you guys are such an embarrassment”

Shawols: *clenches fist*

Hoshi: “OMG SEOKMIN STOP THAT”

Hoshi: “I love SHINEE I SWEAR!”

Jeonghan: “Ohhhh I~ Swearrr~”

Wonwoo:

Jeonghan: “What? Can’t I stan Sistar?”

Shawol 2: “Get me a bat”

Hoshi: “RING DING DONG, RING DING DONG, RING DIGGY DING DIGGY DING DING DING” *dances to ring ding dong*

Hoshi: “SEE I LOVE SHINEEEE”

Shawols: *gangs up*

Hoshi: “Wait or was it RING DONG DING OR DING RING DONG?”

Seungkwan: “DING RING DONG, DING RING DONG”

Vernon: “Not making it better Seungkwan….”

Hoshi: “Wait don’t you know us? We’re Seventeen! You know everyday boom boom?”

DK: “YAH YAH YAH BOOMBAHYAH BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREAAAA”

Hoshi: “NO NOT THAT BAND! OKAY YOU KNOW ME? HOSHI? NAEGA HOSH?”

The8: “NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA”

Jun: “BAM RATATATA TATATATATA”

Dino: *whispers* “Oh my god” #poseslikeCL

Hoshi:

Hoshi: “That was actually really good my performance team! Maybe we can do that for one of our performan-”

Shawols: *grabs hoshi by the collar*

Hoshi: “OKAY OKAY NO NOT GOOD! BAD CHILDREN BAD!”

Mingyu: “DASI RUN RUN RUN” *runs*

Scoups: “What a loyal member…” smh

Wonwoo: “TT… Mingyu… how could you abandon me…”

Hoshi: “How do you want me to prove it to you that I’m a 100% SHAWOL? I’M MARRIED TO THE MUSICCCC”

Dino:

Dino: “I thought you were married to Woozi hyung?”

Woozi: o.O

Hoshi: “That was a secret chan how could you tell everyone my secret?!”

Shawol: “YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR CONCERT SHIRT!”

Hoshi: “GODDAMMIT”

Shawol: “Get this fake shawol out of here!!!”

Hoshi: “No guys I can explain, I have it but then we got into a fight about me getting VVVVVVIP tickets and then they threw water and apple juice at my shirt-“

Shawol 3: “YOU LET OUR OPPAS GET DRENCHED IN APPLE JUICE?!”

Scoups: “Okay guys I have a plan to get us out of here in one piece…. Hopefully....”

Wonwoo: “But I’m already broken into a million pieces it’s hurts so bad… my heart broke into a billion pieces when he left me here how can I ever get out of here in one piece when I’m so broken I cannot even be fixed back together even with superglue?”

Seventeen:

Jun: “If only that was for me and not Mingyu…”

Vernon: “That’s deep man”

Joshua: “Somehow… I can relate to this”

Scoups: “Okay moving on…. I’m going to try to distract them and you guys try to escape alright?”

DK: “SEVENTEEN FIGHTING!”

Hoshi: “FIGHTING!”

Woozi: “Oh god”

Scoups: “OH LOOK IT’S A SHIRTLESS TAEMIN!”

Shawols: *screams*

Hoshi: “WHEREEE???!”

Woozi: *facepalms*

Jeonghan, Dino, Joshua, Wonwoo, Jun and DK: *escapes*

Scoups: “Oh god Soonyoung”

Hoshi: “I DON’T SEE A SHIRTLESS TAEMIN YOU LIED TO ME COUPS”

Shawols: *REALISES THE LIE AND ANGRY RAGES ON COUPS*

The8: “GREAT THANKS A LOT SOONYOUNG NOW WE JUST MADE THEM ANGRIER”

Seungkwan: “I know what will help!”

The8: “It better not be a song”

Seungkwan: “Minghao! You’re getting smarter by the day!”

Seungkwan: “and a one, a two, a one two three, BABY YOU ARE MY ANGELLLLL!”

DK: *runs back into the concert hall*

DK: “THAT IS MY LINE YOU LINE STEALER”

Jun: *runs back into the concert hall*

Jun: “DID YOU SAY LINES?? I BARELY HAVE LINES AND HERE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LINES WHEN YOU TWO SHARE AN ENTIRE CHORUS?!!”

Dino: “Hyungs stop it…”

Vernon: “FEELS LIKE THE LOTTO THE LOTTO LOTTO FEELS LIKE THE LOTTO THE LOTTO”

Scoups: *glares*

Vernon: “What? I might as well promote myself right?”

DK: “I JUST HIT THE LOTTOOOOO”

Shawols: “EXO?”

DK: “What? Don’t you like EXO?”

Woozi: “Shut up Seokmin”

*Several hours later after much hair pulling and punching*

Mingyu: “What took you guys so long? The food I bought turned cold so I had to eat it all”

The8: “Don’t lie Mingyu, lying will give you food poisoning and you won’t be able to eat anything for three months”

Mingyu: “Erm… Manager hyung… can you drop me off at the temple? I erm have some things I need to ask God to forgive me for…”

Joshua: “Can I take this chance to tell you about Christ? Have you heard of him?”

Jeonghan: “YES like everyday Joshua…. *sighs* I miss my bad boy Joshie”

Jeonghan: “OH YEAH AND CAN SOMEONE CHECK IF I STILL HAVE HAIR ON MY HEAD THOSE GIRLS ALMOST YANKED OUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! MAYBE I SHOULD GET MY HAIR INSURED...”

Joshua: “If anything ever happens to you... I don’t know what I would do... I’ll blame myself for not protecting you.... It’s all my fault...”

Vernon: “It’s just his hair man”

Joshua: “PRECISELY!”

Hoshi: “SHINEE…. MY SHINEE….”

Wonwoo: “Oh look, people who went to the concert are posting on their social media….”

Jun: “What does it say?”

Wonwoo: “Apparently Onew gave out free chicken to fans, Minho brought V onto the stage as a guest, Jonghyun gave everyone a copy of his book that he wrote, Taemin was shirtless 98% of the time and Key decided to sass everybody as usual”

Hoshi: “THAT SOUNDED LIKE THE BEST CONCERT EVER I HATE YOU ALL”

Dino: “Even Woozi hyung?”

Hoshi: “STOP REVEALING MY WEAK SPOTS MAKNAE!”

DK: “I feel like I’m forgetting something”

*meanwhile back at the dorm*

Washing Machine: *chokes*

Washing Machine: *rumbles*

Washing Machine: *shakes*

Washing Machine: *explodes*

*in the car*

DK: *thinks for two seconds*

DK: *shurgs* “Meh”

masterlist ✨

Read the previous episode: Seventeen going to a Buffet Pt. 2

[pookieisdokyeom]

Chaotic ass bitches

when Wonwoo and Vernon are forced to fight (an answer to @97-liners seventeen smackdown)

bonus: