#but um. whomst the fuck??

[in-a-continuous-daydream]

I’ve seen some people say that he’s not a good songwriter on reddit lol

I am so impressed at Jeff as a songwriter, and I hope people stop saying he’s bad at it, because THE DUALITY of being able to write a song like “What if Tomorrow?” And a song like “The Summoning”?! Like, they are both so different and fit the scenes so well??? Kudos to him, he outdid himself in NPMD

[bangcakes]

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[thegeminisage]

STAR TREK UPDATE TIME! once again, i am behind. four-episode update 💀monday we watched ds9's "visionary" and voy's "emanations," and last night we caught voy's "prime factors" and "state of flux" which was a banger of a fucking evening tbqh.

visionary (ds9):

HEADLINE: ONCE AGAIN, O'BRIEN SUFFERS! he's become so dear to me that i get really distressed when this happens, but also a little excited, because his reputation for suffering is like the only thing i knew about him even when he was just an extra in the tng pilot, and i like knowing what's up

actually, he did a lot of swooning this episode, which was really fun. very damsel of him.

side bar kira gets so quiet when they're dealing with people she doesn't like. it's almost like sisko told her "fi you can't say something nice don't say anything at all" and so she shuts it to avoid undermining him (whom she likes and respects) in front of people like romulans or cardassians, whomst noses she would be happy to break.

i DO like that she got to get mad later, though. ESPECIALLY mad when they insinuated that odo had feelings for her. odo agreeing that this was absolutely ridiculous totally made my night. liar liar <3

back to the a-plot, obrien and julian having moved onto darts after wringing every last bit of joy out of racketball that they possibly could...this is so funny. julian is literally going through his wifeless year right there with him. he is such a good bro

which made it so distressing when obrien saw him in the future and was like BRO HOW COULD YOU LET ME DIE

julian's response of "i did everything i could to keep you alive for an hour" was very casual but i can just imagine him sweating bullets, deeply distressed. i'm sure it was a very long hour for him. i wish they had played it with a little more gravitas!

obrien seeing his own dead body TWICE was creepy. what's more horrific, OUR obrien basically kind of died. like, future obrien is a slightly different version of him. the obrien we've known since tng is dead and he never got to say goodbye to his family. like green shirt and black shirt john. i think i spent fifteen minutes of the next episode (which was about death, hilariously) going "OBRIEN JUST DIED? HE JUST DIED??" he even said he felt like it wasn't his life...........

monday was literally existential dread night. we brought up the mood after this with...

emanations (voy):

this episode was a pretty thoughtful look at te nature of death and what happens if you fuck up a culture whose belief in the afterlife is unshakable by shaking it up. that said, absolutely none of this is up my alley. GOOD for harry kim though. or um bad for him depending where you fall on that

i liked chakotay's story at the beginning about accidentally desecrating someone's grave. i was afraid they were having him be ultracautious about the dead bodies because they were being racist like oh he's aware because native americans are so Spiritual but he literally just picked up a rock once and felt bad about it. could happen to anyone. bullet tentatively dodged.

i have been referring to harry kim as chekov with brain cells but i think in this episode he lost the brain cell for a little while. he very much violated the prime directive with every word. dude, don't tell them you came from the asteroid with the dead bodies!

that said, i am no less fond of him - it was very compassionate to offer that guy a way out and VERY brave to get back into the death pod wearing the death shroud

it is crazy also that this place was in a whole other fucking dimension. this could easily have been a planet.

janeway & co waking that alien lady up and her finding out the afterlife is not real and that she still has to die anyway was really horrible and fucked up. like, they didn't even need to do that to get harry back. he got it on his own. they just tortured her for nothing <3

janeway at the end like i wanna give you time to reflect on what happened harry kim :) and harry kim is like yeah i should do that :) and theyre like yeah the afterlife might be real after all bc of the energy around this planet :) not my ass. there's not even a therapist on board. i would be back to work as QUICK as possible. who wants to reflect on getting into the death pod!!!

prime factors (voy):

HOLY SHIT.

here is the thing. if you let it, this episode will FUCKING take you places

wait wait let me go back and remark on some little details before i get into it. firstly, tom paris needs to stop trying to get harry laid. he'll cheat on his gf if and when hes ready and considering the extenuating circumstances we can't get mad at him bc for all he knows his gf thinks hes dead and has begin moving on too

also, smart of them to bring seska in for this episode when next episode she. you know. bc she's had such small parts so far that otherwise i'd be wondering who tf this even is. and she is HERE to cause problems on purpose! she's such a bad fucking influence i was absolutely aghast. more on this in the next episode but it's a wonderful way to show the maquis guys, who, lest we forget, FUCKING HATE STARFLEET, didn't all automatically hop on the starfleet bandwagon just because they're all stuck out here together.

i think janeway could have pulled a captain kirk in this episode ie fucked and sucked her way to victory. i mean, i'm glad she didn't have to bc that guy was SO skeezy, but she COULD have and it wouldn't have felt the way deanna's victimization in tng felt, it would have felt like kirk's close encounters in tos.

harry kim discovering the transport technology by accident when he's about to finally cheat onm his gf with some hot alien lady...poor harry. he has the worst luck recently.

and of course now we get to the big thing. the tech. the Big ethical dilemma. i LOVE that they quoted the prime directive here - like yes, of course it sucks for the aliens! it's also true what harry said that it still does more good than harm, but there has to be nuance involved...i still think it's stupid to let an entire culture die rather than save them, etc

you know, and i was sitting there like. falling out with this episode, is the thing. i was sitting there going jesus christ why is everyone being so STUPID why are they disobeying orders why aren't they thinking straight. especially after the huge plot twist of tuvok being the one willing to take one for the team, so to speak, and do the illegal dealings so he could save janeway's morality (WHICH: HELLO??? WHY DO THAT IF NOT FOR THAT FORBIDDEN EMOTION: FRIENDSHIP). like just wait to test the damn thing! tuvok is on his way to janeway RIGHT NOW!

but they're desperate. they're desperate and scared shitless and of COURSE it is making them stupid. they almost KILLED EVERYONE because they weren't being smart because THEY WANTED TO GO HOME. like, the scene in janeway's office at the end totally saved all of this for me. you can see on b'elanna's face so clearly she is facing her sins in the cold light of day and having the SAME THOUGHT PROCSS which is "how could i have possibly been so FUCKING stupid"

oh my god. i rewatched it twice. JANEWAY. did we know kate mulgrew could ACT? she was so emotional but still holding it together because SHE IS THE CAPTAIN. her whispered "dismissed" at b'elanna after she GAVE B'ELANNA A CHANCE. i would have sunk right through the floor. and her speech to tuvok!!! "you can use logic to justify anything that is its power and its flaw" LIKE HOLY SHIT GIRL. SAY IT, OUT LOUD!

sorry ik hes married but i also know hes gotta do pon farr eventually he and janeway could get it. like they could literally get it just as buds like one time. "we have forged this relationship over years and i depend on it" SHE LITERALLY DOES DEPEND ON IT! like, that was easily, EASILY the finest acting we have seen in this series so far. that scene CRACKLED. it was incredible. it took an episode i was losing faith in and flipped it around to one of my favorites. 10/10

state of flux (voy):

this one wasn't as good as the previous one but it was still pretty fucking good.

the mystery was really entertaining in this one and kept me guessing until the end. i kept going "no it's too EASY if it's seska" and then seska would trick me and everyone else into thinking she had plausible reasons for x suspicious fact and i would go SEE she's just complex! but she got me. and in hindsight it's SO obvious, and especially compared to lt carey who was a dick at first but fell in line and is working on his redemption arc or whatever. it wouldn't make sense narratively to send him back

chakotay refusing to take even ONE MORE BITE of that soup he wanted so bad after he realized seska essentially stole it. punishing himself ALONG WITH everyone else for the infraction. seska is such a good way to illustrate the tensions between starfleet and the maquis, even out here, and chakotay is in SUCH a rough position, having to both protect his own people AND keep them in line AND protect them BY keeping them in line. he and janeway both want the crew to be completely integrated but it's just not that easyyyy i love the complexity of it all

i feel like i recognized the filming locations in this one...yeah, all caves look alike but it looks so much like that valley outside the holo-city from ds9 and the save reminded me of that tng ep where picard and crusher got mind-linked

janeway was a sucker to let those kazon get that close. like of COURSE they kill the guy after the entire ship bled to save his life. but she's a well-meaning sucker. classic starfleet move

i also love chakotay's little crisis at the end. like, bro, am i that easy to trick? he is trying so hard and everything continues to fall apart around him!!! he hates cardassians and he was fucking one! dude is living in a nightmare scenario.

i hope we see seska again - they wrote her out when she just now got interesting. problems on purpose.

crack headcanon for a second there was maybe she was that woman they thought kira was in that one cardassian kira episode. that would have been way more interesting than her being cardassian on purpose, actually

TONIGHT: ds9's "distant voices" and "through the looking glass."

[atopvisenyashill]

I'll ask something so very funny. Who's objectively the best dad? Tywin or Jaehaerys l?

fuck.

tywin pros

all of his kids lived to adulthood

never actually disinherited tyrion until he had a pretty concrete and legitimate crime to pin on him

very clear eyed about the faults of joffrey

did in fact manage to raise some fairly competent rebels (whether they can LEAD is um. a bit up in the air).

jaehaerys pros

does seem to love SOME of his kids

handles the succession crisis in a way that is angering & brutal but still effective in making sure there’s no warring going on between his potential heirs

isn’t handing dragons out willy nilly

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…tywin? i guess????

i choose poll the audience, thanks regis

[jauxro]

Hero befriends Villain (for information). Villain cannot take compliments. Ever. They try. They can't.

At a critical moment, the Hero incapacitates the Villain by giving them a genuine compliment.

The forces of Evil are literally frozen for 20+ minutes, trying to respond to the compliment while Good prevails.

this idea I've just had is so funny to me wait --

[plushmer]

Who else wants to talk about that glow up

Seros claws? And that stupid mustache 😂

Ojiros RIZ?

My fucking god, the women *chefs kiss* let them be THICC

UM SIR? Whomst let Koda be so cool??

Shouji and that long hair life

AND SHINSO. MY MAN. MY LOVE. MY EMO BOI

[measuringbliss]

Spider-Man Read-Through 056: The Frightful Four!!! (SSM 41-43)

MASTERPOST

The last time, Peter became a lizard for a while. Fun stuff!

In this issue, mysterious enemies try to seem menacing and utterly fail, homophobia, as well as special guests and the best villain ever!

Are you shocked, are you impressed, are you terrified yet? *snickers*

After using his powers to give his late paper to Professor Slater, Spider-Man interrupts Meteor Man at a microwave exhibition (...). We met this antagonist previously in Team Up, which shows you exactly how important he is. Bill Foster, whomst I know from Ant-Man and the Wasp (the movie) but who apparently has a different position, is giving a lecture nearby, but gets the opportunity to lend him a hand as Giant-Man.

The art actually has a lot of trouble trying to convey how big exactly Giant Man is supposed to be. There's perspective, and then there's whatever is going on here.

Meteor Man gets away, they track him down, and Giant-Man casually drops in his internal monologue that's he's dying of radioactive poisoning. Wow. Um. Alright.

They fight, Meteor Man gets to grow bigger, but...

Oh, between twelve and thirty feet? How audacious. How incredible. Show us, dude.

Okay, this is better! Actually a nice page.

That... was an issue alright.

Issue #42 has a neat cover!

Peter is trapped in traffic and ends up swinging to his class boat ride thingy.

I love this, because half the time I barely register that Marcy Kane and Debra Whitman are different characters. Digital issues (hey, have you seen these clean screenshots? Much better!)!

My opinions on each character: Philip is alright, I need him to have more of a personality. Marcy sucks, been there, done that (although I just read a spoiler about her and what the fuck, I'm curious to see how THAT plays out). Steve is hot and adorable. No opinion on Sloan and Debra.

I'm glad to see Peter's social life though. I still feel like these characters aren't anywhere as solid as the previous cast was, but I think jumping between both magazines really doesn't help either.

I missed you, hon.

No but seriously, I'd be interested to reread SSM only focusing on it, I think it's probably a stronger experience.

Marcy Kane immediately aggros Pete, but Connors interrupts them. Meanwhile, the Frightful Four aren't far away! We've got the Sandman, the Wizard, Electro and the Trapster (who even is that? :p).

They do a bit of mischief, and I'm pretty sure that cop is homophobic. "PARTNERS?", he says (lmao).

On the boat, Peter wonders whether he has a crush on Marcy (nooo) when Debra arrives.

Some depth? Wow.

Anyway, before Peter settles on whether he wants a relationship with our desperate lady, the Human Torch cockblocks him.

Why is this so funny?

She feels guilty about Peter getting away, and...

New, rare poses!

Hell yeah. Sorry for the amount of screenshots but I really enjoy looking at these!

It wasn't the Human Torch, however, only our Frightful Four! The Wizard created a suit imitating the Torch and gives it to Electro.

Our hero doesn't get fooled for long, and a fight quickly breaks.

A hilarious moment is Spidey trying to figure out who's attacking him. The Sinister Six? No, the Frightful Four after replacing Madam Medusa with Electro? No, it's actually the Frightful Four after replacing the Brute with Electro! What a mess hahahaha

In his own words, Spidey's fighting a "foursome". *snickers again*

The fight goes badly for Spidey, until... Electro interrupts everybody because now, he wants to know who's under the mask.

They sure are a bunch of idiots.

Their plan is to impersonate Spidey and eliminate the Fantastic Four. Uh-huh, sure. And the story continues in FF #218!

This is a really cool first page.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALRIGHT

The Human Torch acts extremely gay with "Spider-Man" in this scene. He gets knocked out. The Thing and the security system are also quickly neutralized, but as our villains enter the building, Sue wakes up... she finds her brother, but is quickly attacked and subsequently, knocked out. And just when Mr. Fantastic gets unconscious as well, Spidey arrives!

The ensuing fight is fun, and at last, all's well.

Anyway, SSM #43!

OH THIS IS GORGEOUS. THE SHADING ON PETER'S SHIRT. I LOVE IT. His face, not so much... Anyway, Steve and Peter being bros, hell yeah!

So bandits have broken into ESU and use Debra as a hostage. They get their stuff and get away, but not without Peter throwing a gadget of his at their car.

Handsome.

His spider-tracer leads him to a twink.

And what an ugly twink. Especially compared to this highly stylish Belladonna, what the heck, I love her.

I think I've been spoiled something on Roderick Kingsley, but we'll see how it goes.

Anyways, Belladonna wants to steal Roderick's ideas, apparently. Spidey decides to intervene. The villains get away, and Roderick's annoyed that Spidey ruined his apartment with the fight. However, our hero surmises that Belladonna wanted chemicals for her special gas.

The next day, at the Daily Globe, Sandy Jones is quickly charmed by Peter and she explains that Roderick is rumored to steal his designs. Plus, he has a show that night! Peter easily gets the assignment, and goes to his lab to work on countering Bella's gas.

I love that second panel, it's a very strong one.

Debra's here, she bought what was on Peter's list. He's so happy he asks her on a date, to which she obviously agrees. I would too, girl.

Turns out what Peter was searching for was vinegar. He worries about reactivating his ulcer, which is a nice callback to a storyline from like, ASM 80 something. That's cool!

This feels like a Pretty Little Liars storyline, I love it. Seriously, I love this issue! Also, Peter very pretty.

Anyway, Spidey stops the bandits, but Belladonna gets away!

Oh, I really went from bored at very excited throughout this post, wow! Hell yeah.

[lilmeowmeowsagelesath]

um,,,,, wHOMST THE FUCK ARE YOU????!!!?!??;!

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S1Ep19! We're on a roll today XD

FOWEST, nice music

Whomst is this kid?

O_O Xena's armour?

ARE THEY BATHING TOGETHER

UM. HELLO. BEWBS

Gabrielle my babygirl caught a fish!!!

They saved him?

Oooor not

AHAHA HE'S FRIGHTENED

And she punch

Fish slap

"Excuse me" THONK

"call it my maternal instinct" sgdhdhs she ENJOYED beating up men.

And the father of the year award goes to...

"Thug? Oh you mean my brother"

Xena vanished. Oh she found a cave

And she's going off alone AGAIN

"We should spread our peace aggressively" hmmmmm...

Are they Christians? 😂

Yes Xena protect the kid

I don't like this guy...

"Freak of nature" Oh fuck offfff

😑 These people annoy me

The kid is NOT interested... Very distracted

"Oh I've got food" Gabrielle like: 👀 Food?

HESTIA SHOUTOUTTTT, MY BELOVEDDDDD I love Hestia <3

"To kill a child, it can't be right no matter the God"

OH NOOOOO... IS THE BREAD POISONED :(((

Oh Xena's heart is BREAKING

Omg she's so gentle with her...

"You are beautiful" "Uh uh, and you are drugged"

Xena cupping her face

NOOOO GABRIELLE CRIES MY BBY

Oh this is really funky XD

"The rest of you, follow me" sjhdbd

Xena is like :D Tf

Uh oh.

And there it is, he was kidnapped

She's gonna jump.

Ha, yup

Gabrielle you're doing such a good job, sweetie

SHE'S GONNA HIT HIM

Oop. "That's gotta hurt, you should see a doctor about that" dhdhshshaj

She yoinketh the child

That seems like a really shitty god

"You stay here!" Gabrielle I love you

Can Xena please knead my neck like that, it would solve so many of my problems

Is the other son drugging him...

GABRIELLE

AJDHSHSHFH SHE STABBED AT A PILLOW

Noooooo, poor Gabrielle

Oh you've roused a beast you don't wanna rouse...

Did they throw them into the WELL

Awwww, Xena saves her.

ARGH FFSSSSSS it was your idiot brotherrrr

Gabrielle clinging to Xena like a lil grab monkey 🥺

UH. HOW DID THIS HOLD. Did the mum save them?

Urgh stop making NOISE you moron

Holy fuck HOWWWW did they manage that. Plot armour I suppose

I'm kinda against sacrificing children, y'know...

Urgh always the baddies making bridges collapse

Ffs... He just killed himself

GABRIELLE SAVE THE DAYYYY

Xena's proud lil grin 😁

OH IT WASN'T GABRIELLE??? Plot twist I did NOT expect

[anarchymouse]

O_O whomst le fuck are you???????????

HI!!! I'm Ironmouse. Or Mouse. Or Mousey. Aaaand um...I just got let out of that prison sooo T_T. I think I'm a long way from home....

[obsidiancreates]

Oh, death course, okay. Do the Toads also do this???

Okay so this is what we're doing now. Doesn't like mushrooms. Forcefed it. Now its bodyhorror??? He accepted this very quickly. Please give me Luigi ba- HOW DARE YOU USE "HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO" YOU WILL NEVER BE SHREK 2

Is it gonna be that he can do it better when he doesn't eat the mushroom because we saw him to parkour good earlier

No he just needed to montage okay. ... No he got got. Okay they're friends now. YAY BOWSER TIME, BREATHE SOME LIFE BACK INTO ME JACK oh this is immediately better

What are those things though?

Most powerful turtle in the world? Ahem, a certain group of Heroes In Half-Shells would like a word, bitch

Oh Bowser is into, oh fuck what's the term uhhhh not neko girls that's cats uhhhhhhh not yandere TSUNDERE right? Whatever the Immovable Tiara line was funny but didn't elicit a laugh

Whomst is voicing these Koopas I KNOW HIM he does cartoons... who is thissssss

Okay so thats just- Koopa's just don't need Skin. Understood. That was also funny.

Doesn't sound anything like Jack Black but like in a Good Way, that ruled. LUIGI IS BACK

AWWWWW TINY BROS FLASHBACK I too will tackle the child bullying Luigi as Mario did

The audio mixing in that "They're all counting on us! No pressure?" Was wild and bad.

Ouch Peach just kick him in the nuts why dontcha. He doesn't even care- Toad tagged along??? Okay um I don't know if I liked you that much Toad.

LOTR style landscape montage, nice, kind of still giving Latte Foam When You Wanted A Full Sip but whatevs.

Oh the song everyone went nuts for- ah there's Jack Black lol. Well that was short! God this Koopa is the fucking Fongoids!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAM WITH ME PFFFFFT Oh he's settled in for a gossip sesh- nope finger breaking sesh. Bowser is a Sith I guess.

I REALLY am not feeling the weight of Mario and Luigi being separated tbh. Not at all.

So did she come from a different pipe or did she fall down the sewer????? So is this another dimension or just another planet...

I'd complain about the shallow romance foundation but its not lacking depth more than anything else so far in this movie.

God Luigi is having The Worst Day. This dymanic is already way better because Liigi and Bowser feel actually like... Characterized. And like their VAs are. Trying.

OH LUIGI YOU GAVE UP SO FAST lol "They do if they have good taste."

That was it??? That was all the Luigi and Bowser?!?! Dammit

This star is... weird. What's your deal, little guy?

Jungle Book Moment.

"You ready?" "Euh... sure?" That about sums up the energy of this movie anytime its not on Bowser or Luigi.

[blushweddinggowns]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

was tagged by @demolvr and thank you for that! I don't usually do these but this sounds cute!

1. are you named after anyone My aunt!

2. when was the last time you cried? Um, at work I think three weeks ago in the lactation room.

3. do you have kids? No. And also no. I was not authroized to be in the lactation room 😬

4. do you use sarcasm a lot? Actually no, but most people can't tell when I'm sincere so I do come of like I do.

5. what sports do you play/have you played? Volleyball for three years of highschool, Basketball for one year of middle school. And I didn't make a single basket <3

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people? Demeanor and tone of voice. Real sensitive to how people speak to me.

7. what’s your eye colour? Light brown, my grandma used to say they were hazel but I've grown from the kind delusional.

8. scary movies or happy endings? Oof, scary movies. With happy endings. There I'm a cheater.

9. any special talents? I'm low key a charlatan in job interviews. Just a fantastic liar. I can work a room and then emotionally self destruct after I get through it. Lot of give and take with that one.

10. where were you born? California~

11. what are your hobbies? Writing way too much fanfiction, video games, pref owlcat in nature. Drawing (I am so very very bad y'all wont be seeing none of that for a long ass time) and bad tv shows but good movies.

12. do you have pets? 3 cats! Netero, Guts, and Yuki!

13. how tall are you? 5'1 but I swear it's almost 5'2

14. favourite subject in school? In highschool? If I'm splitting hairs, English, but I skipped so much that they tried to take my teenage ass to court so I'm not the best judge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

15. dream job? Making indie video games! Fear and Hunger horror esque (If you look into that series be warned, it's FUCKED up. Avoid if not into intense existential horror elements.)

i'll tag (no pressure!) @scoops-stevie @spectrum-spectre @devondespresso @letscrank @henderdads @whomst-the-hell @bpillustrated @nburkhardt @oventrout @zerokrox-blog @hella-bells @grimmfitzz @mutualweirdcalledlove @heavenlycrashes and @oiveyzmir and anyone else who wants to do it is welcome!

[g-kat423]

Had a weird/annoying interaction on tiktok. There’s this trend where people are using Adele’s “When We Were Young” and it’s primarily couples so the first picture is of them now with their current ages and the second picture is of them when they first got together. This quickly spiraled into straight up criminal activity. This one girl is 19 with a 28 year old and their new baby. Their first picture is of her at 16 and him at 25. WOOP WOOP THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE 🚨

Anyway, I decided to parody this by editing a picture of myself with Alcina and our current ages(me at 30 and her at 117 according to my headcanon of her being born in 1906) and then for our “young” picture I used a picture of a human egg to represent me and an edit of her to look more human at 44 pre cadou. Might as well insert the pics.

Laughs all around. Then of course some random gremlin crawls out of the woodwork and says, and I quote

“More power to you. I believe that her love life is very obscure so everyone can headcanon her as anything.”

Like, whomst the fuck are you?? Literally no one asked. I was parodying a trend, it had nothing to do with her sexual orientation, it has to do with my personal love of her. So I basically said “no one’s stopping you, but she has been confirmed to be a lesbian.”

To which I get

“Link?Because I need to see for myself. I'm still going to head canon her as bi with a stronger woman preference but still”

Again, no one asked and I said they could look it up on Antony Johnston’s instagram themselves and that I’m not stopping them from doing what they want, but it’s annoying how lesbians literally can’t have anything.

I’m glad I got the screenshots of their comments because they either deleted them or blocked me. They were a blank, private account of course. Always are.

It’s just so annoying like why are you so insistent that she must like men in some way?? What makes you look at a woman who has only ever allowed women to serve her, even in death as they roam the dungeon and fly around the rooftops while the men she kills get hollowed out into scarecrows? Her visceral, verbally expressed hatred of men and then goes “lol she could be bi though.”

I never invade YOUR spaces to pull the “um akshually 🤓 she’s a lesbian” no, I stick to my spaces and I block or avoid people who ship her with men or say she likes men sexually or romantically in any way. It’s like people forget that the internet is a huge ass space and you have to actively curate your own experience. Not everything you come across is going to apply to you! That’s okay, just move on. Especially on a platform like tiktok where the algorithm hasn’t been the greatest as of late for the fyp, you’re gonna see shit you don’t like. Scroll past, block, hit not interested because when you comment to be annoying, tiktok doesn’t consider the content of your comment, they are seeing that you commented so they’ll think you like that sort of content and then your page is gonna be full of lesbian Alcina stans. Like please for the love of Mother Miranda, leave us alone because you’re constantly invading our spaces to try and tell us how “wrong” we are. Half the time you can’t even get the lore of the game right, it’s as if you didn’t bother to read any of the files around the castle or play the game with your eyes open at all.

[kybee1497]

Fic tag game

Tagged by @dark-visitors (thanks Visi!!)

1) How many works do you have on Ao3?

75

2) What's your Ao3 word count?

300,411

3) What fandoms do you write for?

So so many, lol. Jatp, Wednesday, descendants, do revenge, first kill, Batman (eventually, I have plans okay I just haven’t like done it yet). I’ve also written one fic each for bridgerton and wynonna earp.

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Season of Woe (Wenclair - Wednesday)

Don’t talk to me or my scary goth gf ever again (Wenclair - Wednesday)

Bat vs. bug (calliete - first kill)

Fire in my blood (Wenclair - Wednesday)

Hate to say I told you so (Kathony - Bridgerton)

5) Do you respond to comments?

Yes? I really try to, I’m just horrifically bad at actually getting to each comment. I think overall I respond to like 50% of comments in a super nonsensical order.

6) What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Ha. Hahahahaha I’ve actually been yelled at many many times for this fic and it was so so worth it

Always by your side

Also

Never saw you coming (I’ll never be the same) Aka Luke leaves

7) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Oh fuck idk, I love me some fluff. If we’re going purely based off of soft fluffy vibes it’s laughing at clouds so dark above, the suns in my heart (I’m ready for love) or dancing to the rhythm of your heartbeat

8) Do you get hate on fics?

No thank god, I would cry for days

9) Do you write smut? What kind?

… maybe so. I’m a kink girlie what can I say.

10) Do you write cross-overs?

No? No, not yet anyways.

11) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope

12) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Yes! I wrote a Bridgerton fic with my beloved wife Rach @itsthebooks (whomst almost divorced me last week but she did not file the paperwork so it’s all good 😂) for the bridgerton troped round last year. I am a menace and would not shut up about this fic until it was written. It was a lot of fun tho!!

Hate to say I told you so

13) What WIP you would like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Oh god most of them. The adhd hypefocus gremlin is a bitch and a half when she changes fixations. I really want to finish promise me you’ll catch me but I’ve been stalled out on the third chapter for like 2 years. I also want to finish here we go again but I’m pretty sure I wrote myself into a corner and idk how to fix it without trashing it and rewriting and I don’t have the patience for that.

14) What's your all-time favourite ship?

Again adhd hyperfocus gremlin rules my heart and mind so it depends on the day tbh. In terms of longest reigning ships it’s jukebox and bellarke. Currently I’m obsessed with all things batfam (familial/platonic obvi) and DCU

15) What are your writing strengths?

I’m really good at diving into a characters head and the way they think. One of my fave Fics, writing wise doesn’t have any dialogue or specific action, it’s more character study than anything else. It’s really easy for me to just write and be able to flow through memory’s and thoughts and feelings and how the character experiences the world. I’m sure there’s a word for it I’m just not remembering but it’s my favorite kind of writing

16) What are your writing weaknesses?

Um probably that I get really bogged down in action heavy scenes, I focus too much on where they’re bodies physically are and what movements they’re making and it takes me a billion years to write and I think I put in too much detail but I never know how to trim it down???

17) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

There’s a reason I’ve only failed 4 classes in my life and 2 were math and 2 were a foreign language. It is a struggle for me. I don’t want to have to work that hard to write and also I’m afraid of fucking it up cause google translate is not reliable. I’ll do the occasional word or term of endearment but that’s pretty much it. Usually if the characters are speaking another language I’ll mention it in story and then write the dialogue in English

18) First fandom you wrote for?

Jatp

19) Favourite fic you've ever written?

No, you can’t make me 🥺

Always by your side cause I’m so fucking proud of the pain I unleashed

As if it’s really that easy to get over you (just snap your fingers) the aforementioned fic with very little dialogue or action, just vibes and character study into drea from do revenge

20) What fic would you want to rewrite one day?

I have no idea, I’m vaguely hoping to rewrite here we go again one day but tbh I barely have the focus to fics the first time.

Tagging: @itsthebooks @a-tomb-with-a-view @wr0temyway0ut @thatbitchmabel @fandomscraziness22 @angelofarts and anyone else that wants to do it, I’m so tired and totally blanking rn

[suiciderape]

𝖌𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖒𝖎 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 ew! stop so the daddy? no! stop! գօ𝖘 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉 𝖓𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖑 𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖔 has left the bldg lava & knives ew! it was geto hell and anything to get someone to see this shit ew!

𝖌𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖒𝖎 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 nvm she has a pinky! 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖘 𝖐𝖎𝖉𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ew am i taking the black ppl to 𝔞𝔴𝔨𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡 eternal life with me? hahaha!!! omg? no keeho just gave up eternal life i think ill sit with eternal gangsta whomst? scary gangsts @mtsthelens on twitter nah zaw zaw i still have twitter i just 𝔣𝔢𝔪𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔨𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔟𝔬𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯 bc he didnt want to go to heaven dudee where? eternal life! 𝖓𝖛𝖒! ok shew going home now its official @p1harmonyofficial and im his յգգօ𝖘 𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍 𝖐𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖓 𝖘𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖐 𝖘𝖚𝖎 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝖊𝖜! 𝖓𝖛𝖒 im keke palmer nah bitch its 𝖌𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖒𝖎 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖗 eww! eww! twitter is geto like hella much sand paper and asian rn? hahaha!! Alice Rn GET A ROKm ew! 𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖗𝖓 i would never kill my bf hes my 𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖍𝖔 𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖊 um no i said 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 stop those are her ig baddies the geto real 2s dont say sex enough do it baby! ew fuck u bitch hahaha!! its meth im waiting for aleiah aguilar to turn out 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 hahaha stop!! everything under the sun 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖓 keeho copied my lecture geto hell gemimi bitch what the fuck! is this? nvm! ok dennia rodman? everyone go back to 1990s jap movie hell in china ur 2 hood 4 me haha stop it get out of here nvm! eww shes saving like she anticipated ew! 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑 smarty pants? no i like goth font 𝖋𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌

[safyresky]

I ENDED UP CALLING MY MOM AND I GOT SOME T E A (a follow up to this post)

Obligatory out of context Jacqueline to preface the vent:

another oldie but goodie, lmao

SO I GAVE INTO THE FEELING IN MY BONES AND CALLED MY MOM

"hey mom, im feelin a lil low bc MIL is mad about the car and is giving Richard crap--"

"oh girl I KNOW I got the lecture too"

I was like UM. HELLO?? GIRL D I S H

so she DISHED and y'all. when my MIL went over last week for a help with technology (bc she is very bad with even the most basic of shit), she APPARENTLY went on the same rant with my MOM, who did NOT appreciate it as my Mom is A) very excited and happy that I got a new car, bc, y'know, now I can go places SAFELY and B) she is of the opinion that it is 100% MY CAR. Which isn't wrong! This was to replace MY car, not Richard's; we just went together and co-signed bc I was more than happy to share it in name (and he was too bc cheaper rates lol). "I didn't want to tell you bc, you know, Richard is ALWAYS with you," says my mom, to which I reply

"JANE it is A-OKAY bc she's giving him SHIT for it too and he's ready to explode about it, they are NOT of the same mind"

It's hard to talk turkey about Richard and his mum with my mom bc back in HS when we met he was v much a Momma's boy, but then, as most people do, he grew up and, as some people do, went away for school and learnt oh god, my mom's kinda toxic??? and emotionally incestuous sometimes??? and does NOT treat me WELL??? and has been working VEYR HARD in the last. 8 or so years. to draw up boundaries with her and such, and this has only increased post-marriage and post me starting therapy a couple of years back as well.

But my Mom does not recognize that, and trying to explain it to her is, frankly, exhausting. So I do what I can to defend his cute lil ass and get on with the point, which is what I did today, but that's not the cruz of the matter here

THE CRUX IS THE TEA!

WHICH IS THAT. MY MIL'S RANT TO MY MOM INCLUDED THE JUICY, JUICY DETAIL OF "you know, why didn't they talk to ME about this decision, I could've helped them get a CHEAP CAR and save MONEY"

Well, Margie. Margie. Sweetie. My darling darling MIL.

1. RICHARD AND I ARE MARRIED IT IS ME AND HIM NOT ME AND HIM AND YOU, AND THIS WAS AN US DECISION, WITH OUR FINANCES, AND OUR TRAVEL/WORK-LIFE BALANCE/MENTAL HEALTH/SAFETY ISSUE.

2. IT ORIGINATED OUT OF ME REPLACING MY CAR; NOT RICHARD REPLACING HIS. AND THAT IS WHY. YOU WERE NOT CONSULTED, BC THE PEOPLE WHO NEEDED TO BE CONSULTED--ME AND RICHARD AND MY DAD (whomst is Fitzy's proper owner) WERE CONSULTED! AND WE TOOK CARE OF IT OURSELVES!

3. WHY WOULD I CONSULT YOU ABOUT A DECISION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU? AH!

So, there was some interesting stuff I immediately told Richard who replied to my four option plan with a "Well I tried B, and we seem to be going back to C, so I am now going to focus on D" and like, GOOD! YOU DON'T NEED HER OPINION!

ALSO

MY GOD! I DO NOT WANT A CHEAPER CAR. I WANT A GOOD CAR THAT IS RELIABLE AND ISN'T GOING TO BREAK IN ~5 YEARS! AND IF IT DOES, GUESS WHAT? BC IT'S NEWER AND ACQUIRED THROUGH A DEALER, IT'LL BE UNDER A WARRANTY! I DON'T WANT TO GET A LESS SHITTY CAR TO REPLACE MY SHITTY CAR, I WOULD RATHER GET A NEWER ONE THAT I KNOW IS GOING TO LAST A HOT MINUTE! THE LAST 2 HONDAS MY FAM HAS HAD HAVE LASTED 16 YEARS! 16 YEARS! WITH CANADIAN WINTERS! MY GOD! THAT'S IMPRESSIVE AS FUCK AND I LOVE THAT RELIABILITY! AHHHH

So YEAH it's been a DAY and like, I was under the impression that it was ME and RICHARD who were married, not me and him AND MIL! AHHHHH

anyway, I felt better after chatting with my mom, even if she didn't really get it, bc A) TEA and B) she's up at the Falls with my aunts rn and at one point on the phone this happened:

My aunt in the background: JANE. JANE. GIVE ME THE PHONE GIVE ME THE. DANIELLA. DANIELLA CAN YOU HEAR ME

Me: yeah

Aunt: LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR MIL IS MAD AT YOU, AND IT'S CERTAINLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT I AM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT I TRULY BELIEVE GRANDPA WOULD'VE TOLD YOU. FOR HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS SITUATION. WHAT TO SAY TO HER

Me: okay...

Aunt: HE HAD A SPECIAL PHRASE, ALRIGHT? NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. HE LOVED HIS MOTHER IN LAW. BUT WHEN SHE GOT TO BE TOO MUCH, HE'D TURN TO HER AND SAY, "comes merda"

Me, RECOGNIZING the Portuguese immediately and having to recalculate: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME MY GRANDFATHER WOULD WANT ME TO TELL MY MIL TO EAT SHIT

My Aunt, without missing a beat: YES

My Mom was laughing soo hard in the background my aunt had to hold the phone for a hot minute lmao.