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padfoot-lupin77 · 5 months ago

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When your mind starts speaking in Percy Jackson characters and it produces something actually funny (I know it starts like that old incorrect quote but bear with me):

P: *bursts in* Annabeth guess what!

A: oh hey what happened to “hello”, “how are you?”

P: hi, hello, Annabeth, guess what!

A: I’m all ears

P: the Babybel wrapper is indeed edible.

A: the fu- no it’s not.

G: *bursts in, out of breath* don’t tell him!

A: *starts laughing* oh I see

P: really, Grover? I didn’t expect that YOU of all people would lie to me about this

A: run me through the conversation, it must have been funny

G: so I was eating a Babybel, with the wrapping of course

A: makes sense, you’re a satyr

P: oh. Oh fuck.

G: and Percy thought that proved his point that the wrapping in indeed edible.

G: and it was so funny I didn’t want to break it to him

A: *facepalms*

P: I trusted you, Grover.

A: but the wrapper is waxen Percy, you can’t eat something waxen

P: waxen. Heh. That’s a funny word. But why waxen. Why not waxy.

A: it’s just the suffix

P: if something made of wax is waxen, something made of, say, fox, is foxen?

G: BAH how can something be made of fox???

P: *covers Grover’s ears* fox skin I mean

G: this conversation isn’t for me *runs*

A: you can’t add the suffix -en to an animal. It doesn’t work that way.

P: yes it does.

A: example?

P: fishen

A: that’s not a word

P: of course it is! Fishen chips, chips made of fish.

A:

P: does the silence mean I’m right?

A: I- No just… Percy, my beloved idiot. That’s fish AND chips.

#everyone say thank you English language cause after I thought of this i got scared for a minute that waxen isn’t a actual word #but turns out it is. which is great!#pjo #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #Annabeth chase #grover underwood #Percabeth #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect pjo #incorrect Percy Jackson #it’s actually funny I promise

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citree · 7 months ago

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I just want to start a flame in your heart~ 🔥🧡🔥

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housecow · 2 months ago

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lol I hope you weren’t under the impression that the dress was hiding how ill fitting your bra was….

i’m not really worried abt that bc imagine these in that dress. if you’re at my height or taller than me: YOURE WELCOME

#the lil dots are bc i’ve been sweating like crazy doing stuff outside and ughhh #i need to exfoliate #y’all i got a new shampoo bar tho and it’s SO GOOD my hair is so much softer #i’ve been having issues finding a good shampoo bc i went from soft city water m #to extremely hard water #and it turns out all those minerals dry my hair out which. i’ve never dealt with before haha #anyways god bless my great aunt and her impulse buying of shampoo bc she just gives me her extras it’s awesome m #talk #ask

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pinacoladamatata · 4 months ago

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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

#solavellan #solas #gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment #okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role #not unlike his own #i t makes me c r a z y #like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power #''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation #he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like #how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will #pina art

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sparrowlucero · 2 months ago

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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was

#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once #and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read #a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them #the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity #'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out #the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc #but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter #'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago #and you know. we needed to know #so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down #which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)

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canisalbus · 3 months ago

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out of curiosity, did Ludovica and Vasco ended up having children? I know they probably wouldn't like the thought of it much, but I bet their parents would have at least ask again and again about when they're having kids.

They most likely ended up having offspring, initially to give in to their parents' relentless pressuring, but later found out they're both good with children. Right now I'm thinking they had twins, a girl and a boy, and both survived into adulthood.

#answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore #Vasco would've been a grandpa by the time he dies of old age #chances are it would've been seen as suspicious/scandalous if they remained childless #divorces weren't a thing at the time but #historically infertility (which was always attributed to the woman) would've been legal grounds for annulment of marriage #if you couldn't produce an heir in many cases your husband was entitled to return&refund #obviously Vasco wouldn't do that but his parents still had a lot of power over him and they might've tried to make that decision for him #if they wanted to stay together and keep up their lavender marriage arrangement #having children was safer than deciding not to #and in the end it worked in their favor because they turned out to be great parents #despite being more like close friends than a husband and wife

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deoidesign · 3 months ago

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My comic is so pretty...

The hiatus is letting me take a little extra time on these episodes, and I'm definitely putting it to good use!!!

#almost done with my 8th episode... which will give me. two weeks. of buffer...#id really like at LEAST a month... but to be more comfortable id like two #which means 2-6 more episodes before I come back!#I've got about 7 weeks so its possible. but i do still have to finish book 4 #so much to do ..........#I decided for my next comic im doing 3 updates a month.#having 10 days instead of 7 to make an episode is such a huge huge huge difference...#difference in quality and in my health!#anyways the comic is really pretty im really happy with the work im doing rn #the environments especially. im getting to spend a nice amount of time on them and theyre turning out so nicely #its nice to be able to write with a lot of different environments and not have to redo panels when I get to them cause of time #cause every time theres a wild angle? you need a new background...#so sometimes. often actually. there just isnt the time to make the backgrounds for those and i have to make them more flat...#which is fine. it doesnt really affect anything narratively. but. idk. it's kinda sad right?#anyways yeah! 10 days will be much better.#36 episodes a year is about what ive been uploading with my hiatuses on the weekly schedule anyways!#so might as well cut out that super stressful middleman and just commit to that #52 a year is just such a huge difference and i have to accept its not possible to me #i will hurt myself trying to do that. and i want to make comics my whole life!#so i cant push myself that hard now and sacrifice my future. we're gonna go slower after this...#anyways yeah cant wait to come back but also time. if I could get an extra week like a secret one just for me #where theres no chores no nothin just me and my work #thatd be great! so go ahead and do what you gotta do to give me a little pocket dimension #me: ugh i want to return right now...#the more logical me: NO we need the time to finish everything!!!!!! NOT right now!!!!#time and time again #ttawebcomic #comic panels #hiatus stuff #adam and steve

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crimescrimson · 6 months ago

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Albert Wesker in Resident Evil Remastered (2002)

#crimson's gifs: resident evil #resident evil #re #Resident Evil 1 #RE1 #Resident Evil 1 Remastered #RE1R #Resident Evil Remastered #Albert Wesker #Albert Wesker (RE1)#Wesker #One of the most interesting things I noticed studying the game and the appearences of Wesker throughout is that when it comes to him #He only seems to be fixated on Chris #Hes a lot more confrontational and engaged when Chris confronts him #Notice the little smirk he makes before he turns around to greet Chris at the private residence #With Jill hes more focused on the tyrant and practically bored but hes a lot more gleefully insane (and emotional) when its Chris #Really set up the whole Chris Fixation wesker has quite well imo #I dont like wesker that much personally and yall already gathered i HATE Chris' character but I have to give credit when its due #Its a shame they kinda wasted it #If they are remaking 5 I hope they expand on that more #The post credits in 4r of Wesker watching Chris in Revelations on the screen was another good setup #CVX hooks onto RE1R perfectly and that 4r cutscene also hooks onto that great its just that re5 kinda drops the ball a lil #Because Wesker is blindsided by Chris when thats supremely out of character for the man absolutely obsessed with him #To not know where he is at all times #I kinda believe he only took Jill to make sure Chris would find him eventually #Anyways this is the last character focused set. Last ones are just alternative outfits now which is just Jills 3 alts and cowboy rebecca

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elizabethrobertajones · 8 days ago

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heeey they graphically updated the ARR world leaders with custom models (well. Nanamo has one too but she seems the same to my eyes and she seems like a normal lala when not wearing her full costume?)...

Aside from Raubahn and Merlwyb somehow being even hotter I have to shout out Kan-E's unicorn necklace's radical improvement :D

(unicorn way up so you also never unsee it)

Aymeric, Lyse and Hien remained low poly at the Alliance meeting, as did poor HW-style Thancred, who just dramatically collapsed in order to travel the rift into graphical fidelity...

Also very funny that earlier Asahai showed up with the old graphics, but Maxima was already boasting full new skin textures despite having of course a way more custom model than the completely character creator ready Hyur next to him... This is the exact right time in the game's history to be in late Stormblood to enjoy the roll out.

#accidentally made the hrothgal on a preferred server so I'm desperately trying to make the most of road to 90 #back when I was young it was road to 70 and you could cap out every job in HW and not worry about it #now I'm 86 and 84 on 2 jobs 73 on all hand/land and feeling scared I'll run out of buff before I hit shadowbringers...#ffxiv #I also have a staggering lack of character stuff to SAY about Anatalya even though I think she's great #not much Bozjan character building that leaps out aside from Huge Cid Feelings at every turn #ANYWAY back to clicking through cutscenes so I can get another 10 levels of hand/land before hitting another wall #unless you actually use the MB to buy mats (which I am not desperate enough to do) you can't do any hand ins at level :<#and if I wanted to do more than GC ones I'd have to buy crafting gear as well since scrip is expansion locked #so no collectables because I'd have to buy well over even levelling gil amounts of gear and mats #aurghhhh #I only wanted crafter/gatherer to save money on repairs and melding on an alt on a server I didn't have Frog's fc to nepo baby her on #and thought road to 90 would make it easy :P

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falling-mist · 2 months ago

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My thanks to everyone who commented on my post about getting a spinning wheel! I got a ashford traveller with a double drive which i love very much! Its second hand but that just makes it better! Here is a picture of my new (to me) spinning wheel and my “assistant”!

#it was only $500! which is great #my kittens name is moana and i got fiber out turned around #and i saw the flash of a black tail and went huh thats weird #wait wheres my fiber #checked my bag not there #i got up hmm theres fiber by the fridge #and by the bench #and on the stairs #and theres mo with the last of the fiber #hand spinning #spinning #spinning wheel #!!!!!!!

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 8 months ago

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How I've seen most people write Rangi coming out to her mom:

Rangi: Mom, I have something to tell you.

Hei-Ran: Go on.

Rangi: Kyoshi and I.....are.....together.

Hei-Ran: Oh I'm so happy for you.

*they hug it out, much wholesome*

How I think the coming out scene went:

Rangi: Mother. I need to tell you something, Kyoshi and I are together.

Hei-Ran: Oh thank the spirits. It finally happened.

Rangi: ???? You knew????

Hei-Ran: Sweetie, everyone in the mansion-no, all of Yokoya knew about it! Well except for Kyoshi.

Rangi: ????!! WHAT?!

Hei-Ran: I'm pretty sure Jianzhu thought you were dating, that's probably why he kidnapped you, you know?

Rangi: WH-HOW?!

Hei-Ran: Oh please, we saw your gay little ass running all over the damn mansion just to be near Kyoshi and to impress her. We were mute, not blind and deaf!

Rangi, having a crisis: I-wha-but-

Hei-Ran: Well, you aren't very good at hiding your emotions sweetie.

Rangi, flipping a nearby table: The fuck you mean I'm not?????!

Hei-Ran: Oh curses, go get Atuat, I owe her $5.

Rangi: YOU BETTED ON THIS????? WITH YOUR DOCTOR?????

Hei-Ran: Well Kelsang is dead, so I had to keep our bet alive somehow.

Rangi: I-*inhales* YOu know what? Doesn't matter! Do you accept Kyoshi or not?

Hei-Ran: Anybody who gives my girl that much cardio is 100% welcome into our family. In fact, I already added her to our family registry 2 years ago. As far as the Fire Nation is concerned, you two have been married for a while.

#rangi #hei-ran #rangi sei'naka #rise of kyoshi #shadow of kyoshi #rangi seinaka #hei-ran sei'naka #hei-ran seinaka #rangshi #rangi thought she was good at hiding stuff but it turns out that kyoshi is just THAT DENSE #everyone wants a sweet moment #i want rangi's blood pressure to rise #rangi didn't talk to her mom for 3 days after that because of the all the emotions she was feeling #i'm right this is 100% in character #(tbf I think most of the stuff i've seen was pre shadow of Kyoshi which misses out on Rangi's unhinged-ness u_u)#i'm sorry I just....need a kyoshi prequel where there's a running gag of Rangi just showing up TT0TT #kyoshi: oh she's so punctual and cool I wonder how she does it?#us: *trying not to lose it bc we know rangi is BUSTING HER ASS to look that way*#rangi the loser: *trying so fucking hard not to wheeze keel over and die in front of kyoshi*#rangi is somehow both girlboss and girlfail it's great the duality #rangi: i'm doing so well #narrator: she in fact was not doing well at all

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artkaninchenbau · 9 months ago

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Herding 🐑✨ [Shop]

#My art #Traditional art #Watercolors #Not me realizing I forgot to post his and another painting from last fall entirely lmao 💀#They didn't turn out great anyways I overcorrected some mistakes digitally (cleaned up those eyes too much oops)#And while I had fun experimenting going over the painting with colored pencils I did overdo it a lot in some places #Which lead to even more digital fixing afterwards #Oh well they can't all turn out decent

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likesdoodling · 3 months ago

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>:)

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nerdinsandals · 4 months ago

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✨Coordinator Conway All Stars!✨

This is something I wanted to do for the 10th anniversary last year, but unfortunately it was too ambitious on top of all the other things I had planned. However, Coordinator Conway is a concept that I adore so much that I just couldn't forget about it! So here's all my designs for this pseudo-AU where he gets to be a Coordinator and a rival to Dawn. ♥

[Original designs]

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fraternum-momentum · 3 months ago

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for a mosterfucking manga, this was actually pretty wholesome

#it's called Dai ja ni Totsuida Musume // The Great Snake's Bride #i stumbled into a rabbit hole abt nagas because i didnt know snakes had 2 dicks and i came across this manga #i had zero expectations going in i thought it would b smut but it turns out it has well written charas n stuff #shit even the side characters were interesting #i mean theres still the fucking part which was nice and i think i discovered something about myself and im not sure how to feel about it #overall i really liked it !!!!#frambling...?

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icantdothistodaybruh · 2 years ago

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#I'm living my best “make your fav blorbo's life pathetic moment”#but also my “comfort no hurt moment” which I'm not all that proud of-#wanna draw smthg dark&edgy but it's like I'm not in control of what my hands do :(#also just for the record #I redrew Sebastian's hand four fucking times and I still don't like it but no way there's gonna be a fifth one or I'll cry #Ciel's face saves it all though yeah I love him #turned out great on the first try what a legend #kuroshitsuji #black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #sebaciel #my art

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