#but this shit cannot fly

[unluckedtj]

something bad’s about to happen to me

why i feel this way, i don’t know maybe

[22bananapudding]

we need to team up and beat him to death with hammers

[dailykugisaki]

Day 355 | id in alt

I was out here just "Wow I should color this so they know I'm gonna put air Jordans on Kugisaki Nobara fortnite tomorrow" then I didn't and just slapped some random shit on. She looks nice though.

[thegh0sting]

No because I'll put myself up there like Jesus on the cross for this one- sling my dead body around by the ceiling fan

The Christmas horses FUCKING SUCK ASS.

I have NEVER bought a Christmas horse except for the very first one with the stupid fratboy gelhawk mane, and I regret it like a stay at home mother with a CEO husband who's absolutely rawing his secretary after-hours. I have no idea what kind of methamphetamines the team snorts for Halloween and then suffers the withdrawal from after in the half-month between Halloween and Christmas, but there's something fucking rewiring in their brains from October to mid-November and it's BAD.

Fawncy and Brinicle I can excuse because magic horses were fairly new at that time. Brinicle's coloring pisses me off so bad because why- WHY the two different blues from the coat and the mane? Why the mix of dull and saturated? It's ugly, and the Fawncy looks way too bright. But I can give it a pass.

SIKE, BECAUSE PEPITA AND WOODEAR LITERALLY FUCKING ATE THE PLATE WITH THE MEAL- SILVERWARE AND ALL. GONE. CRUMBLESS. EVEN CLEANED THE TABLE AFTER THEY WERE DONE COMPARED TO FAWNCY AND BRINICLE.

Heidrun is the only one I admit was better than a Halloween horse because it came out with Tombhoof- who is still fucking gorgeous compared to the rest of the Christmas horses.

Snowdancer and Shadowshield? That's not even Christmas themed- it's fucking arabians with black and gold paint at MOST. There's nothing magical about them compared to Duskgrim and Songsorrow. Even in a year where the magical coats weren't the best- I adore Duskgrim and Songsorrow, but they're nothing mold-breaking or particularly 'magical' apart from their story or premise- the Halloween horses absolutely slayed it.

ZERO. EXCUSE. For the "sylvan unicorn" and Kátur. The unicorn is shit, and Kátur- while adorable and I love- is just a horse with fucking snow on it. Compared to Laverna and Nemain? What fucking heroin were they shooting? What absolute balls to the walls madman designed the Halloween horses, and then went "you know what would be great? A HORSE. With SNOW. And NOTHING ELSE." And I won't even start on the "sylvan unicorn" because I WILL be a hater- I understand it's a kid's game and kids like unicorns, but be so fucking for real- the coat is just cranked brightness and blue hooves. It's the dictionary definition of disappointing.

And then this year.

Be so, so, so, seriously, gravely, deadly for fucking real. From Audra and Alvirah, who absolutely KILLED IT with the jewelry, antlers and coloring-

TO THAT?

What seasonal depression kicks in between the end of Galloper's Keep and the beginning of Winter Village? Is it a lack of holiday inspiration? A different team? Dropout? What HAPPENS?

Not bashing people who like the Christmas horses, it's a kids game, I'm just really fucking disappointed in the obvious quality drop in such a short timespan. And not model or art quality- the fucking designs. What the fuck is this shit?

I might get tied to a ceiling fan for this but bear with me-

Example one

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Example three

Example four

Example five (spoiler)

Are you guys picking up the pattern of disappointment or do I just hate whimsy and fun?

[amanedachi]

dubnium / (draw)showtime

Part of LoL Esports Elemental Series.

[tomatoshapedstars]

on today's episode of how many times can I change Comet's design without ever settling on one! primarily starscream doodles.

[sinematically]

talking about a fascist government and setting their elections on the day of diwali and basing ur lead on hanuman…. Dev Patel I’m so proud of u ??????

[otrtbs]

always breaks my heart to see the One Direction girlies fighting,,,, however. speak ill of harry styles and i will break out my stan twt account so fast. do not.

[ocdhuacheng]

endeavor you piece of shit cocksucker im gonna rip you to shreds

[engagemythrusters]

but nooooo, Ahsoka's montrals and lekku have to look like cheap fucking foam that even a cosplayer would be ashamed of... because otherwise it doesn't woooork...

[glutenfreehimbo]

Reblog and poorly describe your ttrpg characters in the tags

[frog-kisser]

lesbian who, in order to maintain the powers given to her by the lesbian council, forcefems any man she finds attractive even slightly

[axolotlclown]

Y'know, I just want to put on the record:

Making jokes about raping your friend's girlfriend is not a thing that men typically do.

[theidiotabides]

Would really love to hear about the angsty marcotobias fic if you're interested in sharing. 👀

Oh gosh, I feel like I'd have to actually write it for it to make sense because like 80% of it is subtext, but here's some rambling in that general direction.

I'm chiefly interested in the ways in which Marco & Tobias are actually incredibly similar -- their senses of humor, their attractions, their complete direspect for authority, and most importantly how they both lowkey hate themselves but insist on survival anyway, largely out of spite -- but how they treat their similarity as, like, a cautionary tale rather than the basis for a healthy connection that it could be.

Like, Tobias disappearing into the woods and giving up on everybody is exactly the kind of behavior that Marco finds incredibly triggering, having lived through it with his dad. Marco would never walk away from his remaining loved ones like that, especially in the post-war world where he's charged himself with being the public face of the Animorphs because somebody has to. But there is absolutely a part of him that wants to give up and disappear; ya boi is tired.

Meanwhile, I think Tobias sees Marco's devotion to Jake and refusal to abandon him even after how Rachel died (which Tobias blames Jake for) as a version of the hero worship complex Tobias used to have about Jake -- like, I think Tobias sees Marco as being too devoted to Jake to see "the truth" about him, and he pities that in Marco. But at the same time, Tobias envies Marco's close personal connections, and I think on some level he knows that the only way to get to that place would be to work through his anger at Jake to get to his anger at Rachel, and he just can't bring himself to do that. It's easier to stay mad.

And then there's the question of Rachel herself, whom they were both deeply invested in trying to keep alive at the end of the war. Like, we see this explicitly from Tobias, with his "just be Rachel" and constant emotional check-ins with her, but I don't think Marco gets enough credit for his active role in keeping her literally alive. Dude bodily removed her from battles, at risk to his own life, and I just refuse to believe that's not something Marco & Tobias talked about, given how much time they spent together in Ax's scoop during that period of time between Marco's fake death & the move to the valley. Rachel is both a mutual love and a mutual failure for them (and that level of mutual devotion to a third person gives my polyamorous ass A Lot of Feelings).

Basically I think there's a lot of respect and love between Tobias and Marco, but they can't get to it because it would require each of them to deal with Rachel-related guilt and confront parts of themselves that they don't want to acknowledge.

...so I want to get them high on Marco's fancy penthouse balcony and make them kiss about it

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

when youre trying to live alone out in your field lab but then these two yahoos follow you out there and now they wont leave????

[nyxi-pixie]

I RESENTED YOU I THINK FOR CARING SO LITTLE FOR ANY OF IT!!! FOR KNOWING WHAT YOU WANTED!!!! I DID NOT KNOW WHAT I WANTED.