#but this is a funnier way to think about it

[morganbritton132]

Steve actually loves science fiction but it’s infinitely funnier to piss Dustin off by repeatedly mispronouncing the names is the characters in Star Wars because, “It’s Skywalker, Steve. Not Stair-Master! And his name is Luke, not Lucas! No one is named Lucas.”

“I think at least one person is.”

“In the movie.”

Dustin has recently discovered Doctor Who and is kinda a dick about explaining it to Steve. He heavily implies that Steve isn’t smart enough for the show like Steve’s mom doesn’t have a friend in England that tapes the new episodes and mails it to them.

Steve could share that information with Dustin but he’s not going to. Instead, when Dustin brings up The Doctor, Steve says, “Woah, Doc Hagan got a tv show?”

“It’s not a show about your dentist, Steve!”

If Steve is trying to round up all the kids and they’re being particularly annoying, he’ll clap his hands together and says, “C’mon, Ghost-bangers.”

The first thing he did after facing the demo-dogs was to memorize the entire D&D monster guide. He could tell Dustin this but D&D seems insufferable to him and it’s going to be way more satisfying when he catches the kid bullshitting an explanation and can call him out.

Robin knows about the stack of HG Wells books shelved in the den and Eddie definitely knows something is up. But Dustin? Nope.

There’s literally a picture on the mantle in the living room of him and his mom dressed as Spock and Nurse Chappell at a Star Trek convention when he was eight. Dustin walks passed it twice a week and has never noticed.

[woso-story]

Drunk

Alexia Putellas x Reader

The club was buzzing with energy, the air thick with laughter and the celebratory spirit of victory. The whole team was out tonight, letting loose after a hard-fought win. You sat beside Alexia at a booth filled with your closest teammates. Glasses clinked together, drinks flowed freely, and the night was full of stories, teasing, and joy.

You leaned into Alexia, grinning. “This was one hell of a match.”

She smiled, her hazel eyes full of pride as she looked at you. “It was. You played amazing.”

You felt a warm blush creep up your neck, but before you could respond, Patri threw an arm around you. “Enough with the lovebirds, we’re here to celebrate! Come on, let’s dance!”

With a laugh, you allowed yourself to be pulled away, casting one last glance at Alexia before stepping onto the dancefloor.

The music pulsed through your body as you danced with the girls, moving to the beat, spinning, laughing, and feeling utterly free. The drinks kept coming, and soon, the world had a slight, pleasant blur to it. Everything felt lighter, funnier. You lost track of time as you twirled between your teammates, their cheers and shouts mixing with the booming bass of the club.

Meanwhile, Alexia stayed back with Mapi, Irene, and some others. She nursed her drink, but her eyes never strayed far from you. Every time you laughed, every time you threw your hands in the air, every time someone spun you around—she saw it all. She smiled, amused, and a little protective.

“Are you really watching her all night?” Mapi teased, nudging Alexia’s arm.

Alexia shrugged. “Someone has to make sure she doesn’t get herself into trouble.”

Mapi smirked. “She’s having fun. Let her be.”

Alexia did. She watched as you swayed, completely at ease, lost in the moment. But when she saw you stumble slightly as you made your way off the dancefloor and toward the bar, something in her stirred. Without thinking twice, she stood up and followed you.

You plopped onto a barstool, breathing heavily, the room spinning just enough that you needed a second to steady yourself. A presence slid in next to you, but in your hazy state, you didn’t immediately process it.

Then, an arm wrapped around your waist.

You turned your head, blinking slowly at the woman beside you. She was beautiful—hazel eyes, soft features, strong presence.

Too close.

You leaned back slightly, frowning. “Uh… I have a girlfriend.”

Alexia’s brows lifted in amusement. “Oh?”

“Yes,” you said, nodding seriously. “And she’s amazing.”

The bartender approached, and before you could open your mouth, Alexia smoothly ordered, “A water, please.”

You pouted, turning to her with a slight glare. “Hey! I was gonna get a cocktail.”

“You’ve had enough,” she said simply, her voice calm but firm.

You huffed. “That’s not for you to decide.” You waved her off dismissively. “Go away, my girlfriend is waiting for me.”

Alexia bit her lip, trying not to laugh. She tilted her head, playing along. “Really? What’s she like?”

Your expression softened, and a dreamy smile took over your face. “Oh, she’s perfect.” You sighed happily, resting your chin in your hands. “She has the most beautiful hazel eyes… I get lost in them all the time. And her smile? Ugh. It’s gorgeous. She’s so generous and kind. And she always makes me laugh, even when I’m in a bad mood.”

Alexia listened, her heart swelling with each word. She had always known you loved her, but hearing you ramble about her like this—completely unfiltered, completely sincere—made her fall for you all over again.

You continued, completely oblivious to the fact that you were talking about the very person in front of you. “She’s also so strong. And confident. And protective, but not in a bad way—she just always makes me feel safe, y’know?” You sighed again, taking a sip of the water Alexia had ordered for you. “I love her so much.”

Alexia’s smile was impossibly soft. “She sounds amazing.”

“She is” you said, nodding firmly. “I have to go find her.”

With that, you hopped off the stool—well, more like stumbled off—and made your way back to the table where Mapi and Ingrid were now sitting.

You leaned on the table, looking at them seriously. “Hey, have you guys seen Alexia?”

Mapi and Ingrid shared a look, both of them clearly holding back laughter. “Wait—”

Before they could say anything, Alexia appeared beside you once again, effortlessly wrapping an arm around your waist and pressing a kiss to your temple.

You turned your head, blinking up at her, then suddenly grinned. “There you are! I was looking for you!”

Alexia chuckled. “Were you now?”

“Yes!” You pouted. “You disappeared.”

She shook her head, smiling fondly. “I was with you the whole time.”

You frowned, confused, but then shrugged, leaning into her. “Whatever. You’re here now.”

Mapi covered her mouth with her hand, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter. Ingrid just sighed, shaking her head in amusement.

Alexia squeezed your waist gently. “I think it’s time to go home, mi amor.”

“Nooo,” you whined, looking up at her. “I’m not even drunk.”

Alexia gave you a pointed look. “Carino, you just spent ten minutes talking to me about how much you love me without realizing it was me.”

You blinked. “I… what?”

Mapi couldn’t hold it in anymore—she burst out laughing. “That’s what you were doing?!”

Alexia smirked. “Yep.”

Your face burned. “No. No way.”

“Oh, it happened.” Alexia kissed your forehead, her smile only growing. “And I’m taking you home before you embarrass yourself any further.”

After some gentle coaxing and a little bit of pleading from Alexia, you finally agreed, letting her guide you out of the club.

---

By the time you got home, exhaustion had taken over. The moment you landed on the bed, you were out like a light. Alexia chuckled as she carefully changed you into more comfortable clothes, making sure you were tucked in safely.

She brushed a hand over your cheek, taking in the peaceful expression on your face. Then she pressed a soft kiss to your forehead before whispering, “I love you, too.”

---

The next morning, you woke up with a pounding headache and a groan. Alexia sat beside you, a glass of water and some aspirin in hand.

“Good morning, carino,” she said, smirking.

You narrowed your eyes at her. “Why do you look like you’re enjoying this?”

She shrugged innocently. “Oh, no reason.”

“…Lex.”

She grinned. “You were so drunk last night that you didn’t recognize me.”

Your stomach dropped. “I—What?”

“You told me you had a girlfriend,” she continued, enjoying this far too much, “and then you went on and on about how much you love me.”

Your hands flew to your face. “Noooo.”

She laughed, pulling them away so she could kiss you. “It was adorable. And for the record, I love you too.”

Still mortified, you buried your face in her shoulder. She held you close, her body shaking slightly with laughter.

Yeah, you were never living this down.

[astrow1zar6]

Most to Least Favorite Moon Signs & Why

1. Pisces moons: ughhh I love me a good Pisces moon😩 you guys are so darn charming it’s ridiculous. I think this is my favorite because I’m a Pisces sun so we compliment eachother quite well. But these people are super considerate of others and their feeling. Whether it’s a boy or girl you guys are super in tuned with your emotions & they emotions of others around you which is why you guys are really good with your words and knowing how to make others feel comfortable around you. These people are also big hopeless romantics & if they have a crush on you just know you’ll be treated like a princess/ prince. They do not play when it comes to their partners fr. They can however be very distant people and you’ll not here from them for like weeks or months at a time (big escapists) but overall if they love you just know your getting well taken care of. Just big sweethearts.

2. Libra moons: another big sweetheart placement. These people are sooo good at making others feel special it’s impressive to me really. (My moons in Aries so the opposite effect Libra moons give intrigue me a lot). They are usually big people pleasers (sometimes to a fault) but they usually are amazing conversationalists and can make you feel like you are the most interesting person in the room and are usually super engaging. Has the ability to keep very peaceful healthy relationships with others ( which as a chaotic Aries moon is super impressive to me💀). They live and breathe romance which I think is super cute. And may I say these people are usually always SO PRETTY just so aesthetically pleasing to look at and are always well dressed. The only thing that can bother me about them is they can be a little overly flirtatious which can be an issue if you’re into them & can say a lot of little white lies to make others feel comfortable. But overall they try really hard to make sure the people around them feel loved which I appreciate a lot. Genuinely nice people.

3. Sagittarius moons: just a big ball of sunshine. It’s pretty rare to see these people in a grumpy or shitty mood. They try really hard to spread “ good vibes” to others and try not to let their emotional drama get in the way of them or others having a good time. These are the best people to go to bars/ parties with. They are big goofballs that love to laugh and make others laugh as well. Can have a very loud laugh as well. Their laughs can be really funny too, you ever met someone whose laugh is usually funnier than the joke being said??? Yeah they’re those people🤣 the only thing I don’t like about this moon sign is that they can be a little too obsessed with positive vibes that they can kinda dismiss other’s emotions which can come off as a little insensitive sometimes.. they can treat others a little weird if they aren’t positive and happy all the time. They can also find it awkward to show negative emotions themselves which is why it can be hard for people to take them seriously at times. It’s okay to be down every once in an awhile you can’t always be upbeat 24/7.

4. Aquarius moons: these people are such weirdos I absolutely love it lol. They have such a unique way of expressing themselves whether that be their music taste, clothing, hairstyles, mindset ect. These people are the definition of authentic. I meet a lot of trendsetters that have this moon placement as well they are super creative and original which can cause a lot of people to copy their style a lot. They are usually super open minded and are really accepting of people from all different walks of life which I find so beautiful. It’s very rare you see them discriminate against anyone (mainly because they know how it feels to be outcasted by others). They are usually friends with other really authentic people whether it be artists, alternative people, rejects, outcasts ect. They can however be very weird when it comes to expressing emotions or others expressing emotions. They can almost be a little mean when people get too emotional around them I notice. Similar to Sag moons they can come off as a little insensitive to others that just need a shoulder to cry on. I think this comes from their need to logically solve emotions ( cuz this is an air moon after all) they can be more worried about solving/ finding solutions to your problems then just allowing you to vent which can rub others the wrong way at times. Overall though very cool quirky people who are way ahead of their time.

5. Cancer moons: are usually super sweet and genuine souls. Every cancer moon I met gives a sorta caretaker vibe to them that i absolutely adore. They’re just people that you want to naturally protect at all costs. Are usually veryyy nice to others as well almost to a scary degree. I notice however I tend to butt heads with this moon sign over the long run. These people can be very self defensive and can take things to heart wayyy to easily ( i think because of my Aries moon I can come off as harsher when I mess around and most I met DO NOT like that) it can be very hard to joke around with these people because of their sensitive personalities they can turn something that was meant to be light hearted into a big lecture of how that was insensitive and unacceptable. They definitely give off mom vibes. They also tend to lack ambition at times I notice and can prefer to be taken care of instead of striving to be better (they prefer comfort over trying new things at times which can be a little stressful if you are a more spontaneous type of person. But I notice this is also a big beauty aspect as well and people with this placement are usually so beautiful to look at (ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN OMG). Normally big homebodies and are really into at home activities such as cooking, watching Netflix, playing board games ect. They can however be super moody if u catch them on a wrong day😭 they will really crash out on you over very minor things sometimes. But overall they are very good natured and are very emotionally intelligent.. it’s honestly crazy how emotionally intelligent these people are they are made to be therapists forreal. They just always have the right words/actions when you are feeling down or upset which is very commendable imo. They know how to make others feel safe expressing themselves with no judgement ♥️

6. Gemini moons: these people are such comedians lol. Usually this moon sign is one of the popular girls/ guys in hs/ middle school. They give big class clown energy and can make anyone laugh. They have a very childlike sense of humor. It can be however difficult to take these people seriously because they can come off as a bit childish with the ways they express themselves but they usually don’t mean any harm by this. One of the best conversations I ever had was with these people. They can change any awkward conversation into something interesting and I thank god for them for this😩. I always however found it very difficult to get close to these people due to the lack of seriousness they have and their very flighty natures. I notice they talk to everyone but it’s very rare they get actually close close to people??? Like they’ll have so many friends that honestly barely know anything about them. They kinda bread crumb their personality at times. Also they can change their personality wayyyy to much for my liking, their opinions, likes and dislikes are so easily changeable based on who they are around which is why it’s hard to really pin these people down. This quality can give a bit of a “two faced quality” to their nature. They can be very all over the place.

7. Taurus moon: I know this might be a shocker cuz I feel like most people really like this moon sign and don’t get me wrong I do like this moon sign but they have this bossiness about them that can be just too much at times for me. I haven’t met a lot of people with this moon sign but the ones I have met have this controlling nature to them that can be a little unsettling at times. I always felt super judged when im around someone with this moon sign I have no idea why. These people are very big “my way or they highway types”. And in general I do find them to be a little boring at times. The ones I met literally only talk about work 24/7 lol their conversations are usually super predictable which can come off as a little dull. However on a more positive note these people are soooo attractive. Like they really know how to sweet talk their way into anyones good side. This is why a lot of big bosses usually have a Taurus moon. They are also amazing a making money their natural boss energy usually attracts so much wealth into their life which is super enviable!! Their romantic relationships as well are usually super stable and loving as well (thanks to the help of Venus). Their love languages usually involve gift giving and physical affection. These people are the BEST cuddles by far. Growing up you could’ve been known for your hugs and cuddles 🥺 they are also super dependable if they love you you won’t have to ever worry about if they’ll come thru for you or not THEY WILL. These people are not flighty in the slightest and will really ride for you. This is why they tend to have such stable healthy relationships in their lives.

8. Capricorn moons: ahhh cap moons, I tend to have a very strong love hate relationship with this moon sign usually. Imma start with the positives by saying that these people really RIDE for you when they love you. These are the types to make sure you get to where you need to be whether that be to work, or an important meeting or appointment or event. They will make sure you are well fed and have clothes on your back. Materially & practically these people will have you COVERED which is very commendable. However emotionally is where they tend to fall short. They can have a very insensitive nature about them that usually always rubs me the wrong way. I notice they can be very judgmental to those who aren’t as efficient as them and can make others feel pretty bad about things they can’t control. Most cap moons had to grow up very fast at a very young age so a lot know how to do things that most people don’t really learn until much older. But because of this they can almost make you feel a little bad if you don’t know how to do those things from what I’ve experienced. I also always felt like I couldn’t completely open myself up emotionally to these people without feeling like my emotions are almost dismissed in a way. They can be VERY dismissive emotionally (usually because they experienced this so much growning up) could believe in a more tough love kinda outlook. Overall tho these are the type of people that will give the clothes off their back to make sure that you are good and I love that about them.

9. Virgo moons: ugh these people are always giving unsolicited advice that no one asked for lol. Most earth moons tend to have a very judgey nature about them but I feel like Virgo moons definitely take the cake for the most judgmental outta all the moon signs. Ik that most of their advice is there to help but it can come off as super mean when it’s excessive. Ive experienced these people trying to correct your behavior on EVERYTHING to an almost irritating degree. They have a strong belief on what’s acceptable and unacceptable and they tend to project these beliefs on others to a fault. They can be overly nit picky with others (which is usually a projection because they are truly more hard on themselves than others tbh) but it’s okay to just let people be without correction so you don’t cause anyone any insecurity. On a more positive note however they are very helpful to the ones they love and their love language usually involves acts of service. They will go grocery shopping for you if you can’t or help clean around the house when you are feeling depressed or down or help wash your hair if you can’t find motivation to do it yourself. These people really do have hearts of gold they just need to beware of their delivery when trying to “help” others a little too much.

10. Aries moon: certified crashouts of the moon signs. These people can be so emotionally immature it’s ridiculous (ik cuz this is my moon sign and lord knows we are not easy to deal with🤣). Aries moons can be very big babies when they react getting their way emotionally. Their impulsive natures can burn a lot of bridges that really didn’t need to be burned. When they aren’t getting their way they can be super mean to those around them which can cause a lot of people to keep their distance from them a lot to avoid these crash outs. On a brighter side when they are in a good mood everyone is brought along for the ride. They can be super generous and absolutely HILARIOUS when in a good mood. This is honestly one of the funnest placements to be around because they are such dare devils and are always down for whatever whenever. But you never know when their moods are gonna switch on you which can be very scary at times…

11. Leo moons: speaking of babies… these folks definitely take the cake for the spoiled brats of the moon signs. Similar to Aries moon when they don’t get their way they have a very dramatic extravagant way of expressing their dislike toward whatever you did to them. These people can have very BIG egos that can be extremely fragile. So when their ego is challenged in any way they can definitely give you hell for it whether it be throwing things, loud temper tantrums ect. They have a hard time expressing themselves in a calm manner when their emotions get in the way which can stir up a lot of drama in their relationships. Their childlike way of dealing with emotions can be a HANDFUL. However these people genuinely do have really big hearts and they don’t mean to come off as dramatic as they do they just experience emotions very intensely. And just like Aries their emotions can turn on & off very fast. They usually aren’t the types to hold a grudge so just let them be dramatic first and then try to have a logical conversation with them. But logic is not really their first language.. most of their emotions are very heart centered & personal making it harder for them to control at times which can be stressful to deal with if you are the other party. (Fire moons however I notice deal with it the best).

12. Scorpio moons: last but not least the secretive ms Scorpio moon.. I put these people as my least favorite moon sign because of how secretive they are with their emotions. I notice a lot tend to shy away from vulnerability altogether (usually due to trauma) but it makes it super hard to understand where these people are coming from most of the time. These people are some of the most confusing individuals to figure out emotionally which can drive their loved ones crazy trying to get out breadcrumbs out these people. Their inability to open up can make others believe everything is okay with them until they start plotting on you cuz deep down you did hurt their feelings they just don’t want to tell you, so I notice a lot tend to play a lot of manipulation mind games to get back at those that hurt them (even if the other party had no idea they hurt them or not because of their lack of opening up). These people hold onto intense emotions that they don’t tell you about which can be SCARY… cuz you never know if they have it out for you or not cuz they will usually have this very calm and collected facade until the Scorpio stinger comes out and stings you out of nowhere. This leaves a lot of people in your life to be very confused by this. I notice with Scorpio moons there’s always this lack of communication or they don’t feel the need to tell you what you did wrong so you can properly fix the issue. This can cause you to burn a lot of bridges that could’ve been great in your life:( on the other hand when they do eventually trust you they can be some of the most loyalist people in your corner and can show you such a sweet side that most haven’t seen (if they show you this side YOU ARE IN! because it is super rare to get this side out of them). Deep down they are really sensitive sweet souls it just takes the hands of god to get to that point.

Hey guys I notice on my posts a lot of people have been upset with a lot of my work saying how it’s not “accurate” for them & I want to make it clear to everyone that not all my observations will resonate with everyone! I am not a licensed astrologist by any means I started this blog more for fun because I love astrology & have many opinions on the topic. I just so happened to gain a huge following on this very randomly from some of my posts so when I make a not so positive observation on a placement plz don’t take it to heart this is MY experience and I do this for fun during my free time. If anything I say bothers you feel free to unfollow instead of leaving nasty comments & any polite comments correcting my work I will take into account because I do value growth on my page🫶🏽🫶🏽 but thank you to everyone who still values my work and says positive things I love you guys & thank you for making this blog fun🩵

[jungwnies]

sfw alphabet | yang jungwon (en-)

୨ৎ : synopsis : sfw a-z alphabet for yang jungwon

୨ৎ : word count : 1321

୨ৎ : requested by : @miyoung07

୨ৎ masterlist ୨ৎ buy me a ko-fi ୨ৎ

(a/n) : don't forget to like & reblog !! my requests are open!

a ⤖ affection (how affectionate is he? how often does he show affection?)

he’s subtly affectionate, always finding small ways to show he cares.

acts of service and thoughtful gestures over grand romantic displays.

would sneak in little moments of affection, like adjusting your jacket or handing you your favorite drink without you asking.

private with his affection, definitely prefers moments just between the two of you rather than public displays.

b ⤖ beginning (what would he be like as a bsf; how would the friendship start?)

friendship starts with light teasing.

he’d playfully mock you, but only because he finds you fun to be around.

always the first to check up on you but in a casual, “hey, i saw this and thought of you” way.

late-night conversations about anything and everything

growing closer over time is def clear in this situation.

c ⤖ cuddles (does he like to cuddle; how would he cuddle?)

enjoys cuddling but won’t admit it at first.

prefers back hugs or resting his head on your shoulder when he's tired.

the type to absentmindedly play with your fingers or hair while cuddling.

loves it when you lean into him because it makes him feel trusted and needed.

d ⤖ domestic (does he want to settle down; how good is he at cooking and cleaning?)

would love the idea of settling down one day, but only when the time feels right.

surprisingly good at organizing but not the best cook (he’d try, though).

loves a clean space and might nag you playfully if you’re messy.

wants a home that feels warm, safe, and full of love.

e ⤖ ending (if he had to break up with you; how would he do it?)

jungwon would struggle with breaking up, as he deeply values his relationships.

he would be honest and direct but gentle, ensuring you know it’s not because of a lack of love.

the type to say, “i’ll always care about you,” and mean it.

would check in on you from time to time, even if it’s from a distance.

f ⤖ fiance (how does he feel about commitment; would he want to get married quick?)

believes in commitment but doesn’t rush it, he wants to be sure.

would take marriage seriously and want to build a strong foundation first.

once he decides, he’s 100% all in, treating you like his forever from that moment.

probably the type to propose in a meaningful, intimate setting rather than a grand spectacle.

g ⤖ gentle (how gentle is he; emotionally + physically?)

emotionally, he’s incredibly understanding and patient.

physically, he’s careful…soft touches, reassuring pats, gentle forehead nudges.

would rather talk things through than argue, always striving for peace.

h ⤖ hugs (does he likes hugs; how often does he hug you; what are his hugs like?)

loves giving and receiving hugs, especially when he’s tired.

hugs you often, they're usually quick side hugs as a greeting, long embraces when he needs comfort.

his hugs feel warm, safe, and reassuring, like he’s shielding you from the world.

i ⤖ i love you (how fast does he say he loves you?)

doesn’t say it super early but once he does, he means it wholeheartedly.

might show it more through actions first.

bringing you things, remembering little details, always showing up.

when he finally says it, it’s soft, sincere, and makes your heart skip a beat.

j ⤖ jealousy (how jealous does he get; what does he do when he is jealous?)

gets quietly jealous but won’t act out, he just watches from a distance.

might become extra affectionate or subtly competitive if he feels threatened.

the type to say, “do you really think they’re funnier than me?” in a teasing but slightly serious way.

k ⤖ kisses (what are his kisses like; where does he like to kiss you; where does he like to be kissed?)

soft, slow, meaningful, never rushed.

loves kissing your forehead or temple as a silent way of saying, “i’m here.”

likes being kissed on the jaw or near his ear, it flusters him a little.

l ⤖ little ones (how is he around children?)

surprisingly great with kids! he’s patient, playful, and naturally good at keeping them entertained.

would be the fun uncle type, always making kids laugh with silly antics.

would want kids of his own one day but only when he’s fully ready.

m ⤖ morning (how are mornings spent with him?)

not a morning person but wakes up quickly when needed.

would groggily mumble “good morning” before pulling you back into bed for five more minutes.

loves slow mornings, drinking coffee, listening to music, just enjoying your presence.

n ⤖ night (how are nights spent with him?)

nights are for deep talks, late-night walks, or watching random videos together.

gets a little more affectionate when sleepy.

resting his head on your lap, holding your hand absentmindedly.

would rather spend nights in than go out, preferring cozy, quiet moments.

o ⤖ open (when would he open up; does he say everything at once or does he wait to reveal himself?)

takes his time opening up, he needs to trust you first.

won’t dump everything on you at once but slowly reveals his thoughts over time.

once he’s comfortable, he’s an open book, telling you his fears, dreams, and everything in between.

p ⤖ patience (how easily angered is he?)

incredibly patient, rarely gets angry.

if he does get mad, he goes quiet rather than lashing out.

takes a deep breath and thinks before reacting.

he’d rather resolve things peacefully.

q ⤖ quizzes (how much would he remember about you; does he remember every little detail; or is he forgetful?)

remembers the little things; your favorite snack, the way you like your coffee, the song that makes you cry.

might surprise you with how much he remembers even when you think he’s not paying attention.

probably brings up random things you mentioned in passing months ago.

r ⤖ remember (what is his favorite moment in the relationship?)

probably a simple, quiet moment.

like walking together on a cool evening, sharing headphones, feeling at peace.

cherishes the little things more than big, extravagant moments.

s ⤖ security (how protective is he; how does he protect you; how would he like to be protected?)

quietly protective, always looking out for you even when you don’t notice.

would rather subtly guide you away from danger than make a big scene.

if you’re upset, he’d protect your feelings, offering soft reassurances and a steady presence.

t ⤖ try (how much effort does he put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

puts effort into everything; dates, anniversaries, even random tuesdays.

loves thoughtful gifts and surprises, always aiming to make you smile.

might not always be extravagant, but every little thing he does has meaning behind it.

u ⤖ ugly (what are some of his bad habits?)

overworks himself and sometimes forgets to take breaks.

can be stubborn about asking for help.

might bottle up his feelings instead of immediately sharing them.

v ⤖ vanity (how concerned is he with his looks?)

takes care of his appearance but isn’t overly obsessed with it.

likes looking good but doesn’t need constant reassurance.

might fix his hair in a reflection but wouldn’t stress too much about it.

w ⤖ whole (would he feel incomplete without you?)

would feel like something is missing without you.

jungwon would feel like like his world is a little quieter, a little less warm.

wouldn’t be overly dependent, but you’re an irreplaceable part of his life.

x ⤖ xtra (random headcanon for him)

loves making inside jokes, you should expect a lot of teasing and playful banter.

probably has a secret playlist of songs that remind him of you.

likes holding onto little keepsakes, movie tickets, handwritten notes, anything sentimental.

y ⤖ yuck (what are some things he wouldn't like; in general or in a partner?)

dislikes dishonesty and insincerity, he values genuine connections.

hates unnecessary drama or conflict.

not a fan of super loud, overwhelming environments all the time.

z ⤖ zzz (what are his sleeping habits?)

moves a little in his sleep but isn’t a crazy sleeper.

sometimes falls asleep mid-conversation if he’s really tired.

loves sleeping with a blanket, even in the summer.

2021-2024 © jungwnies on tumblr | All rights reserved. Do not repost, plagiarize, or translate.

[00valentina-writes00]

Gamer Ellie Headcanons?

♡♥︎ Gamer Ellie Headcanons ♥︎♡

SFW

♥︎ Ellie is a sore loser. If you beat her in a game, she’ll groan, throw her controller down, and pout. “You fucking cheated.”

♥︎ Trash talks constantly. Even if she’s losing, she’ll still be running her mouth. “Bro, you suck. No way you just missed that shot—oh, fuck, wait.”

♥︎ Prefers co-op games over competitive ones because she likes teaming up with you rather than getting her ass kicked.

♥︎ Rages, but not too hard. She’s not throwing her controller, but she’s definitely yelling. “Fucking bullshit! There’s no way that guy killed me—BABE, DID YOU SEE THAT?!”

♥︎ Loves horror games but gets scared in the dumbest ways. A door creaks open? “Shit, nope. Fuck that.”

♥︎ Loves watching you play. If you’re into a game, she’ll lay her head in your lap, watching the screen with half-lidded eyes, mumbling, “Kick their ass, baby.”

♥︎ Big on gaming snacks. She’ll load up on chips, candy, and soda, then complain when she gets crumbs on her controller.

♥︎ Sits like a gremlin. Controller in one hand, knee up to her chest, chewing on her thumb while concentrating.

♥︎ If you get stuck in a game, she’ll grab the controller and be like, “Move over, I got this.” If she dies immediately? “Shut up. That didn’t count.”

♥︎ Buys matching headsets for you two. They’ve got little stickers on them—she won’t admit it was her idea.

♥︎ Loves late-night gaming sessions. Hoodie on, lights dimmed, half-asleep in her chair while trying to beat a boss.

♥︎ Loves RPGs where she can make dumb choices. Will 100% pick the most chaotic dialogue options just to see what happens.

♥︎ Sucks at racing games. Will swerve off the track instantly and try to play it off like it was on purpose.

♥︎ Loves modding games to make them funnier. Thinks it’s hilarious to make characters look stupid.

♥︎ Will absolutely stream for fun but only for like, two people—one of them being you.

♥︎ Sleeps with her console on sometimes. She’s too lazy to turn it off after a long session.

♥︎ Will game shirtless in just boxers. Says it helps her focus. It absolutely does not.

♥︎ Will pause a game just to pull you into her lap. “Game can wait, babe. Need a break.”

♥︎ Loves playing games together but will absolutely mess with you in co-op. “Oops, my bad. Did I shoot you? Damn. Tragic.”

NSFW

♥︎ Gaming makes her horny. If you’re sitting in her lap, controller in hand, whispering about how good you’re doing? She’s getting turned on.

♥︎ Gets wrecked if you dirty talk while she’s playing. Whisper something filthy in her ear? She’s dying in-game immediately.

♥︎ Loves fucking you while a game is paused. You’ll be mid-session, and she’ll smirk, pressing a kiss to your neck. “Game ain’t going nowhere, babe.”

♥︎ Struggles to focus if you start grinding on her lap while she’s playing. Controller slipping, breath hitching, fingers gripping your hips.

♥︎ Will make you sit on her face as a ‘punishment’ for distracting her.

♥︎ Gets whiny if you tease her too much while she’s playing. If you run your hands down her chest, whispering about how needy she looks? Yeah. She’s a goner.

♥︎ Sometimes plays with a vibrator in. Just to see if she can focus. Spoiler: She cannot.

♥︎ Moans loud if you make her cum while she’s wearing her headset. Forgetting the mic is on? Yeah, she just embarrassed herself in front of her friends.

♥︎ Loves bending you over her gaming chair. Fingers tangled in your hair, pressing you down, tribbing with you hard.

♥︎ If you ride her while she’s gaming, she’s completely wrecked. Moaning in your ear, controller slipping from her hands.

♥︎ Loves being fucked/fucking you against her desk. Controller shoved aside, desk creaking under you both.

♥︎ Uses your body as a stress reliever. Lose a game? Yeah, she’s flipping you onto your back, making you take it.

♥︎ Loves when you sit between her legs while she plays. If you start trailing kisses down her stomach? Yeah. She’s putting the controller down real quick.

♥︎ Can’t sit still if you’re giving her head while she games. Her legs are shaking, hands gripping the chair, struggling to focus on the screen.

♥︎ Loves playing with a vibrator tucked inside you. Will randomly turn it up mid-game just to watch you whimper.

♥︎ If she’s losing, she’ll blame it on you. “Babe, you’re distracting me.” You: “Not my fault you can’t handle me.”

♥︎ If you pull her headset off and kiss her neck? Instantly weak. Thigs clenched and rubbing together

♥︎ Loves when you suck on her fingers while she’s Waiting for a new match to load. The way your tongue swirls around them? Yeah. She’s fully turned on.

♥︎ Sometimes games half-naked just to see if you’ll get distracted. If you get worked up? She’s smirking, spreading her legs, patting her lap.

♥︎ At the end of the night? She’s fully spent, controller forgotten, body tangled with yours, breathless and satisfied.

[boringsickness]

Bernard feeling jealous but completely unable to express it because he's being raised in a house of neglect. He's so used to speak and not being heard that at some point he simply stopped.

Cue the cult, his relationship with Tim and his jealousy.

It's not often and he's definitely not jealous of Steph or any other Tim's exes or close friends.

It happens sometimes though, when people make a comment too much about Tim and Kon or they joke way more than necessary about sex with his exes.

But Bernard says nothing. Never.

He just gets this vagant look in his eyes and his nails slowly start to cut his palms because of his hands being closed into tight fists. And if the fists are too obvious ("too much a cry for attention" as his father would say) he'd cover his hands and drag his nails on his thighs. Red marks all over his skin, the scratching of something on fabric loud but still not enough to let them stop talking.

And if the sound or the scratching was heard or seen, he could always smile it off and go out of his way to step aside. To leave the comments behind and find something to eat or drink, to dampen down this stupid feeling and the bile fighting its way up his throat.

Thank god, Tim is observant and thank god some of his brothers are not cruel.

Because Tim always takes him from the wrist, letting his hands relax slowly and pulling his wounded palms to his lips. Soft mouth kissing away the hurt, eyes searching for something into Bernard's until Bernard can nod backs. Body not rigid anymore.

Surprisingly, when he's around, Jason is a good help too. Nudging his shoulder hard enough to startle him but not so much to completely bodyslam him. Just the necessary to let Bernard think about something that wasn't his boyfriend being seen with someone else better. He never said anything to Jason, Jason definitely didn't either, but he offered a shy smile. A silent thank you.

What was even funnier, in an ironic way, was Bruce patting his shoulder as to say 'theyre idiots, good luck. Ik you can handle it' and Kon in all his glory laughing and shaking his head if he was present.

"they don't know what they're talking about. No one will ever look at someone with as much love as Tim has for you and you for him. You were made for each other. Two halves of the same deranged freak."

And weirdly enough, it helped. They all did in their methods.

Especially Tim's way of kissing him harder when alone, of tracing his body with fingers and tongue and lips and whispering nonsense on his skin.

Bernard always told him that he didn't need to, it was okay. It was funny. Ah ah, they were just jokes.

But Tim never bought it, when it happened, and he always gave him a bit more attention. A bit more of himself completely bare and vulnerable and real, making Bernard fall even more in love.

Of course, Bernard made sure to do so too. To shower him in as much love and care.

They were complicated and silly and freaks and a tad ridiculous but they worked. Now Bernard only needed to speak freely about his jealousy without leaving visible traces on his body. (But Tim was as much as a mess as him so it was mostly okay. They'd work at it, like always. They had time. All their lives, specifically)

[a-man-in-the-crowd]

A Little Breakdown of the Will Misogyny Scene bc I Keep Laughing About It & Need an Outlet

this scene lives in my head rent-free like holy shit it had me in fucking hysterics 😭 AND LIKE I KNEW IT WAS COMING BC I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH TUMBLR BEFORE I GOT TO IT BUT IT DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HILARIOUS???

like genuinely there's so much i wanna talk about, it's both a really funny scene and also just like a super interesting scene that gives you a bit of insight into the dynamics of the characters, if that makes sense??

so here i am, going through this scene and 1) just fucking laughing my ass off bc i can never read this scene with a straight face and 2) trying to kinddaaa link it back to some sort of semi-meaningful analysis (though mostly this is just my excuse to ramble about a dumb scene that i am obsessed with for some dumb reason)

warning: non-sensical yapping about a short scene ahead

first of all the set-up to this scene

here, you can see a gay man decide, once and for all, he hates women!

okay but fr the way i see this moment is sorta re-establishing the competitive nature of ada and will's dynamic (at least in this section of the story where ada and monty are dating). obviously, this became apparent in the staircase scene where we see them constantly bickering, but i'd say this is the first we're seeing them genuinely compete for monty's attention/affection.

ada at first gets the 'upper hand' (in reality, neither can really, monty's too out of it to even pretend to give a shit about either of them) by doting on him like a loving girlfriend, tucking him in and everything, and will is just. idk. disgusted by straight people (same, will, same /j). he definitely sees this as ada trying her hand at stealing monty away — and he's kinda right. whether or not she actually is doesn't matter, because this isn't really about monty, except it is?? i'll probably talk more about this some other time, but both ada and will care more about the love that monty is dangling over their heads more than him.

at least, that's my take so far.

anyways, basically this is a game, and ada's just had her turn and she has the advantage of monty being awake. it's will's turn now and he decides to win monty's favour by...

that.

so outside of the very obvious comedy of will very awkwardly and randomly going "women ☕️" (like genuinely i don't think he knows what the fuck he's talking about), something that gets me about this is how CONFUSED monty is. there's a pretty high chance he's confused because of the painkillers in his system, but i'm of the belief that the funnier interpretation is always the better one so...

i like to imagine he's confused for the same reason the audience probably is — that being, will, what the fuck? monty's reaction definitely does have a similar vibe to when will told him he was praying, so i don't think it's a stretch. it'd also confirm that this is a really out of the blue rant for will to go on, something that can be inferred from how awkward and ada-specific his rant is. if he has beliefs that are even slightly similar to what he's saying, he's definitely never expressed them before judging by how nervous he is about it.

though, you know what is in character for will? spewing absolute bullshit, hence why monty's only response is 'sure, will' before going to sleep (that, and the fact he's really tired and barely has any blood in him, seriously it's a surprise he didn't die 😭)

speaking of which. notice how, despite being loopy from the painkillers and blood loss, monty still manages to remember will's name. i can't tell if it's because he's known will longer and therefore is more used to his presence, he cares a bit more for will than he does ada (and there is evidence he gives a tiny bit of a shit about will. though he might for ada as well, we haven't seen much of those two), or that will is a man and therefore worthy of a bit more respect in monty's eyes (something i am NOT ruling out when considering the differences between ada/monty and will/monty). i think it's an interesting detail, though i'm not sure how much it'll get elaborated on.

ada might have the advantage of being monty's most recent fancy (albeit, for reasons definitely related to ada's spectre) but will has the advantage offff... whatever the hell got monty to remember his name of all things

okay so i've already listed my reasons for believing will is spewing bullshit to suck up to monty but i just wanted to pipe in my own personal experience with this sorta behaviour.

i'm trans, right? specifically transmasc and hooolyyy shit did this rant unlock some EMBARRASSING memories of me trying to mimick how i thought men saw women ☠️ he's just like me in the WORST way possible and i can't help but laugh at it he is SUCH a loser

i don't think will is trans, that's not a headcanon i have of him (though i do have that hc for pluto bc well... look at him), but i DO think he's gay (one of the preview images for the locked episodes has him blushing behind monty and i am VERY confident in my idea of what he's blushing for) and at the very least tried to excuse his disinterest in women with shit like this. this is the exact kind of behaviour from a guy who is desperately trying to hide his queerness by being an asshole to women (newsflash, you don't have to hate women to seem more masculine, but will is likely from an older time, i get 1800s vibes though i think 1930s makes a lot of sense too, so i suppose that was never a thought that could've occured to anyone)

i don't think that is specifically the motivator behind this specific rant, in this case he is for sure doing it for monty, but i get the feeling he's pulling this shit from stuff he's maybe said in the past to hide his sexuality

another thing: i touched on this earlier but... most of the stuff will is saying is DEFINITELY directed at ada. i wouldn't be surprised if he's doing this on purpose, using this awkward forced misogyny as cover to insult ada (which isn't out of character, i wanna make a separate post about this but i find that will's 'real' method of meanness is less. outward? then, say, monty's. it's muttered, or condescending, or veiled behind something like what we see in this scene). judging ny ada's expression though, she DEFINITELY catches on.

i firmly believe ada wouldn't have been as aggressive had will not been insulting ada personally

oh yeah, a final little note on this section: anyone else feel like this has the same energy as when you're reading an old book and randomly get flashbanged with misogyny?? like lowkey idk if that was the vibe the creators were going for, but it definitely was giving those vibes. i got immediate flashbacks to when i was reading dracula and at least lime once a chapter they'd mention how mina was too ✨️ womanly ✨️ and ✨️ innocent ✨️ to be involved in the whole vampire situation. except worse bc will is just actively being malicious (which honestly makes this whole scene better, hate the misogyny but love me some will being mean bc it's hilarious every time)

and, how could i forget, the ABSOLUTE HYPOCRISY OF THIS STATEMENT I'M ACTUALLY IN HYSTERICS RN HOLY SHIT WILL 😭 big words coming from a guy whose main job is to copy other people like damn bro projecting much

i didn't mention it earlier bc it was cropped out, but further evidence of will purposely taking this as an opportunity to trash on ada is him looking DIRECTLY AT ADA I'M CACKLING THIS IS GOLD.

but this isn't where the goldmine ends because it all gets topped off by WILL REALIZING MONTY ISN'T AWAKE TO SAVE HIS DUMBASS AND THEN PROSPERO JUST NOPING OUT OF THIS WHOLE DISASTER

will, i love you, i am your number one apologist but... nah bro you did this to yourself you're on your own LMAO

i sincerely hope ada rocked his shit bc that was a hilariously pathetic display and will needs to learn the consequences of his actions (though, i was hoping getting beat by a crowbar would be enough to get it through his skull 😭)

anyways that's all i have to say about this scene for now, i feel like it's pretty easy to tell who my favourite character is. i swear i like the other characters, it's just that will had me in a chokehold the moment he appeared and the fact he has very little lore behind him makes me incredibly desperate for any crumbs i can get ☠️ i have wayyy more to say on will, but like i'd need to organize and gather myself if i actually wanna say anything meaningful

[sorry-not-feeling-it-right-now]

Since you've done Smitten, I'd love to see Damsel for the character meme!

(Ahhhh Damsel… my sweet girl…)

(Can’t believe I went from seeing her as a flat character to relating to her… she’s my pookie…)

(Ask game below!!! As always, excuse my formatting)

(And as usual, it’s getting longer than I’ve expected, soooo I’m just gonna put a cut somewhere)

FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM

Honestly I think she’s so funny for no reason and I lowkey love that for her. Her preppy personality is honestly kind of endearing once you get through and understood her character. To think I once thought it was creepy…

The fact that she remains preppy is honestly kind of amazing considering what she had went through. She must have been so scared and yet she continues on with a smile anyway.

Her way of coping through pleasing people is also really relatable for me. I’m kind of a people pleaser myself, so I really saw bits of myself in her. I really want to see her grow into something more, and maybe she will get her growth of change through HEA(or at least take advice from her experiences).

Speaking of, I really like the transition from her to HEA. Like her shock when Smitten rips out our heart and shows it to her when she says that she wants to leave is probably such a shocking moment for her. She probably never expected that from you. Also. Parallel with Nightmare showing her heart to you. Oughhhh so good.

LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM

In the words of Smitten:

“She is gorgeous! Absolutely Devine!”

(There is none /j)

Ok but seriously it’s probably her inability to say “no”. (Again, this is out of love for her!!!!)

I see a lot of myself in her, so her inability to say no just resonates with me since I used to have that difficulty as well. Damsel simply doesn’t know how to say no, as it wasn’t in her own nature to do so. But with that inability also hurts her and her inner self, which makes her kind of a doormat. I really don’t want her to be stepped all over, so this is for your own good Damsel!!! Protect yourself!!!! DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT SAYING NO!!!

FAVORITE LINE

“I’m gonna die now ^^ I think that’s what you want :3”

GIRL YOU’RE DYINGGGGG

(The game is funnier then I remember what the hell)

BROtp

Oooooo there are a lot of good options for this actually, I don’t think I could just choose a couple of them

Damsel and Prisoner is a classic. I could imagine Damsel being really naive about the darker and grittier stuff and Prisoner had to teach her to protect herself from the horrors because Pris knows that the world is not as innocent as Damsel believes it to be. I can see Pris being a bit protective over her.

Damsel and Witch is another fun one. Damsel’s naive and trusting nature versus the creature who lies and does a little trickery.

OK WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

Damsel and the Cat princesses. Disney Princess and creatur. Holy sh!t.

OTP

I’m starting to fw her with Stranger or Witch as a pairing. I can see the vision.

Stranger cause she is many perspectives at once, while Damsel is, at least on the surface, a flat character fully embracing her role as the damsel in distress. Stranger would be such a comforting presence for Damsel, as she would gently guide her to be more than who she already is. While Damsel, due to her nature, would try and make Stranger happy and please her. She then realises that she doesn’t need to please her since she already loves her unconditionally. It’s just. So fluffy ok.

Damsel and Witch is an interesting one, cause Damsel is basically Witch but if she hadn’t been betrayed. Witch would see her old self in her, and in turn she would teach Damsel to protect herself. Damsel teaches Witch to trust and love herself again. Just. Oughhhh…

NOtp

She and Smitten. I forgot to say this in the Smitten post but. I love y’all individually but get them far away from each other 😭😭

As hilariously sweet these two are together they are literally two people pleasers being put in a room together. Their happiness and emotional stability is fully based on the other’s happiness. They can’t exactly grow from their experiences during their time together and they’re just gonna make each other worse. At least to me.

“But at least they’re happy right???” Oh just you wait when they get themself into a long term relationship. It’s really fricking tiring.

Ik they’re not people so it really doesn’t matter too much on whether it’s an endless loop of trying to make the other happy, but, y’know.

RANDOM HEADCANON

It’s not really a headcanon as it’s heavily implied, but I feel like Damsel would probably be the only one who can’t fight (or at least unwilling to). Like, at all. She has strength yes but she is also really hesitant to use that strength considering that the last time she used her strength it had cost the life of a person she cared for. I feel like if a person she really care for told her to do something like hurting someone else, she would definitely be unwilling to, but would do it anyway because she just doesn’t want the other person to hate her. It would definitely traumatise her further though.

And yes. She does talk to animals like a Disney princess. I just thought it would be funny.

UNPOPULAR OPINION

People often see her as an airhead but I feel she is smarter than we think she is. Or well, not a complete idiot I mean. She seems to be nudging the player to continue believing that as long as they think is possible, then it’s possible. She does have a bit of a grip on how the construct seems to be forcing you to do something that you don’t want to do, and so she acts the way that she is by nudging you to believe that you can best the construct. Kind of like how Prisoner tries to nudge you into getting her memo. Burned Grey kinda reveals that she does know(or had assumed) that the construct is forcing them to hurt each other, so I supposed that is basically confirmed? I dunno

(Feel free to correct me though)

SONG I ASSOCIATE WITH THEM

I don’t have a song that I associate with her unfortunately 😭

At least not at the top of my head…

FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THEM

Determined Damsel!!!

Drew her while reading a fluffy fic teehee

[scribbledghost]

my queen would inhuman!vessel let me suck his cock, since he's so careful about reader being close to him because he's afraid she'll fear him? 🥺

because I know, if he lets me, I'll suck his powers out through his dick and he'll thank me for it 😌

I think he would, though it may take some convincing!

Especially after that first encounter where he unknowingly shattered a lightbulb with his powers, he's scared of losing control when it comes to you. When you first float the idea of sucking him off, he's honestly afraid he'll hurt you, and he tells you so. The last thing he wants is for his strength to run away from him at the worst possible moment.

(Though, I am begging you to ask him the same way this ask was written. You telling him you want to suck his powers out through his dick is gonna make him short-circuit, and there would be nothing funnier than rendering a centuries-old demi-human so flustered he can't function for a solid minute.)

But, after some careful reassurances, he agrees. He can't deny the idea tempts him, after all.

Though, he agrees on one condition - you tie his hands behind his back.

He's so afraid he'll grab you or push your head down too far in the heat of the moment that rendering him unable to use his hands is the only way he can see himself relaxing enough to let you do this. As much as he wants to touch, to feel, to grab, he sacrifices it this time.

Vessel will even tell you the proper way to do it so they won't come undone under any strain he manages to put on them.

Honestly, when you're finally there, mouth around him and using your hand to stroke what can't fit, he doesn't last long. You can almost hear his restraints creaking behind him as he flexes against them, his thoughts running away in broken tangents again as he lets out broken moans.

In fact, it's the mental connection that lets you try something really fun - edging him.

Vessel can't help but project to you when he's about to come, but you can also tell he's not ready for this to end yet. So, you oblige him. When he gets close, you pull away, stilling your hand as you do so. The whine he emits is delicious - desperate with a hint of frustration.

He asks if something's wrong. Naturally, his first thought is that you've felt or seen something that displeased you. But no, you're just not ready for the fun to stop yet, and you tell him as much.

That's when his eyes darken, and he demands something of you in a low, gravelly tone:

"Do it again."

You manage to complete the cycle five or six more times before he's begging you to let him come. Down your throat, on your chest, on his stomach, he doesn't care - he just needs to come, and he needs you to be the one to do it.

The sound that you tear from him as he spills in your mouth is almost feral. Somehow, by some sort of miracle, the restraints around his wrists hold fast.

When you pull off of him, it's as if every muscle in his body relaxes at the same time. You gently release his arms, and he rests them limply at his sides for a moment before bringing one shaky hand up to guide your lips to his. And yes, he thanks you.

Once he's cleaned up and the two of you are curled up together, you notice something: a sizeable crack in one of the bedroom windows.

You've gotta get him away from glass.

[s0m3b0dy2u]

"but roman..."

"why didnt you script youre immune to hate" / "why did you literally script haters into your dr???"

three words: because it's funny.

I scripted that hate doesn't bother me, and that i think it's funny. also, im very petty and i cant do dumb shit just to spite the haters if there are no haters. i did script that my friends dont get any/get very little hate. for example, people only think good things about theo because he literally posts the most gorgeous photographs, shes amazing at their job, and hes just the kindest person to literally everyone they meet. nico has haters in the way any loud and obnoxious youtuber will but theyre very few and far between and he also finds them funny, but in a slightly different way then i do. felix's legitimate work is amazing, and theres so little room for criticism to begin with, and most of his shitty takes are on tumblr, so hes safe. venus gets the same kind of hate anyone that makes the kind of music she does will, also largely angry christians like i have in my hatebase. she, of course, is the best at handling hate out of any of us. shes absolutely brutal. shes also the first to clap back if any of her friends get any hate to begin with. of course, she has the largest fanbase out of all of us so... yk how that goes, im sure. she also like... thrives off of drama.

also, i've litterally written whole critical articles about myself, if anyone wants to read them

Blasphemy Disguised as Art: The Dangerous Message of Empire’s 666

Style Over Substance? The Fall of Rome’s Theatrics

etc.

the first one is my favorite (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

lets talk about 666

the only reason the ep (or even me in general) blew up as hard as it did is because of christian supremacists.

!! i dont hate christians or christianity, and i do not intend to mock the religion itself !! 666 is about my own personal struggles with religion !! also, the christians im talking about here are the kind that hardly live like christians--the ones that dont live and lead with kindness, but instead anger, and the kind that would condemn you to hell if they saw you walking down the street holding hands with someone of the same sex because "its a sin." the bible says we, as humans, are in no right to judge one another, etc. etc. etc. the reason i didnt script people like this out in this dr is because theyve greatly helped shape the person i am today--for better or for worse. (i feel the need to mention, now, i did script out homophobia, transphobia, and other forms of discrimination) !!

these people, maybe they saw the album cover, read the lyrics, or even just read the album and song titles, whatever it was they got so pissed. most of them havent seen anything else about me, and just jumped to the "hes encouraging devil worship" "he thinks hes better than God" etc etc etc. this lead more and more people to seeing my stuff and so... yeah

also the people that are like "EMPIREs too theatric" "romes too dramatic" like... no shit?? thats my whole thing?? idk what to tell you. my fans eat it tf uppppp too.

the people that are like "mmm maybe try making happy music now?? :/" piss me off tho like no???? my whole thing is doom and gloom. i am death incarnate, im fuckin--IM A VAMPIRE OK IM SUPPOSED TO BE VAMPIRIC ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა /silly

also theres nothing funnier than tiktok comments like "you need jesus" and "go read the bible" pllssss what????? (╥﹏╥) lmaoooo

and like keep hating, all youre doing is making me more famous??? idk like....

i also love ironic haters

like yes, lets pretend we hate each others guts while were sitting in a cozy lil cafe tg

lets say we hate each others music and then drop a collab not even a week later

૮꒰˶> ᴗ <˶꒱ა

uhhhh rant over

if youre still here, how was your day/morning? remember to take care of yourselves, drink some water, eat something--even if it's just a little bit--and take a break if you need to. i love you all <3 have a nice day/night

[arkarti]

possible controversial take: all the old man yaoi i can find positions william as the confident one initially, and henry as the one who's like "no i swear this is totally heterosexual" right up until they start fuckin, but i think it's far funnier if it's the other way around. henry's anxious about literally everything else in his life but is comfortably bisexual with no self-doubt in the early 80s, but if you ask william, he'll go on a rant about how two straight men can totally fuck each other, and probably start citing the iliad

ohh also a funny take XD "No trust me, it is COMPLETELY heterosexual for two men to have sex, bro~"

[love-byers]

Ppl that hate on byler rlly pmo. Like yeah that post is funny now and potentially will be a LOT funnier when season 5 comes out, but its just straight up homophobic. It is so sad that people have such deep hatred towards gay people. Like can we move on its 2025

yeah :((

byler is def a good thing in my life but it also kinda bums me out sometimes because it rlly highlights how heteronormative and homophobic the world still is. like its truly insane how ppl will bend logic any which way necessary to explain why byler wont happen. it just keeps getting worse. like that reddit post was all the way before s3, and look how wrong they were. they're more incorrect about the love triangle arc every season and they somehow still think they're correct about what happens in s5. meanwhile bylers have literally been right over and over and over lmao

i've been posting about byler for almost 3 years and never in my life have i faced so much backlash just for posting about a ship. i've had truly vile cruel and disgusting things said in my comment sections and my dms. its sad and pathetic that people do stuff like that and pretend to not be homophobic lol like just own it

[stellylee]

That's the trick! You don't plug in the vacuum cleaner, it just makes it that much funnier when everyone else notices you out there being nosy with a vacuum cleaner that isn't even plugged in. Besides, then you have the chance to go viral if people see you and realize how ridiculous you are! But yeah, I think if it's serious enough, they're probably not paying attention to what the neighbors are doing, as long as you're staying out of their way. As long as it's just a little bit of a mess, it's really not so bad! I definitely do, and I am working on putting together a gift! Although we're going to do one of those Valentine's Day packages, so that'll be fun enough, but I still want to make sure to do a little bit of spoiling, she's earned it for putting up with me. That's true, it's more about the aesthetic of it all, right? Especially the music, I love a good heartbreak banger!

I have definitely seen that too but honestly the scissors are lighter and if you don’t have to worry about noise coverage by plugging it in to make it believable. I mean, if you want your neighbors to think you’re crazy, you have to really go all in on it. I guess if they’re really in the middle of some sort of mess they aren’t paying all that much attention to who is being nosy anyways. Yeah, not a lot of crime but we occasionally get our fair share of mess and that is okay. It’s the messiest time of the year. I think you’re probably better off not ending up there though. I mean, I’m sure you have better things to do like putting together the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for a certain someone. It’s entertaining to let people talk sometimes but yeah, there is a point where I have to put an end to it. People don’t have to be anti-love to appreciate a little anti-love. I mean, you don’t have to be in a break up to appreciate a solid heartbreak song, right?

[awsydawnarts]

So the others were calling Ben Benjamin a bunch in Chaos Theory and I just have to point out that in season two when he has his screaming in the rain moment he says BEN Fitzgerald Pincus so either he forgot that his full name is Benjamin in the excitement of it all or the others are calling him a full name that does not apply to him and he just doesn’t know how to tell them 😭

[frownyalfred]

so with some bad math we can technically arrive at the conclusion that Lex Luthor is only richer than Bruce Wayne on paper because he doesn’t spend money on being Batman/the Justice League/donating to charity in Gotham, which is really just an elaborate way of saying Bruce Wayne has friends + hobbies and Lex Luthor really, really doesn’t.

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment